mental how different American uni is to ours

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYSDwFO6ypU

>>225337962
lush seagull picture deano m8

long old international break isn't it

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the answer is no

>>225338019
yeah in america dads are paying $100k a year to their daughters university and in return they do a bikini photoshoot with her and post her cheeks online. shithole country

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>>225338044

>>225338062
lie the fuck on

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>>225337972
No, rorke

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>>225338071

got called a swot by the work wife
dont know how i feel about that

>>225338023
The real Cornwall has a comically tiny penis (have genuinely seen it)

girlsdoporn
now that's worth a wank right there

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now thats a sex plane

starbucks are in talks to buy chipotle

>>225338062
last night i got home late and gave catberg his food and then went upstairs to get changed and instead of eating he came upstairs and waited til i came down and sat with him to eat. and he's a fat stand-offish cunt who lives for food. i took this to mean he loves me.

>work wife
poor girl at work who you stalk and make feel uncomfortable

bardley walsh is not and never will be funny

>>225338092
that's nice

Taking mumberg out for her birthday dinner tomorrow. We all want to take her to the Indian place we all know she loves except my sister who wants to take her to some random expensive Thai place none of us have ever been to and is kicking up a fuss about it on WhatsApp.

So the internet and phones is like a detrimental addiction for so much of society and we're meant to just go along with this

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>bardley walsh

>>225338186
blog on

>>225338115
it's fat

>>225338186
gonna shag her when you get home?

>>225338186
Hello Ranjesh

>>225338186
go to the thai place. get your mum the penang. she'll enjoy doing something different

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bradleyposting is the equivalent of pulling a funny face at all the other people in the thread. it's rude and unprofessional.

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any "hate their kids" man in?

>>225338186
is there something wrong with taking your mum to a fancy thai restaurant for her birthday?

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>>225338189
Gambling/prediction markets and trading apps are a tax on young men

>>225338228
Same with posting porn randomly
Imagine just whipping your phone around to a group of people in the pub to show them a pair of tits
Not sure it would go down well.

sun tzu didnt know what he was talking about poser cunt

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all that fancy schooling and he still chews with his mouth open like an animal

>>225338203
Alright I will
>>225338216
Shag who? My sister or my mum?
>>225338222
Do you really think only Indian ppl eat at Indian restaurants Rorke? LOL
>>225338226
Fuck off Sasha
>>225338236
It’s supposed to be my mums treat so we want to take her to her favourite restaurant which is the Indian place. She’s never once shown an interest in Thai food

>>225338265
reckon i would've knocked that cunt out

/brit/ is mostly autistic incel zoomers nowadays, no use trying to explain good etiquette to them they won't understand

>>225338280
well maybe her new favourite place will be the posh thai place

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>bradleyposting is the equivalent of pulling a funny face at all the other people in the thread. it's rude and unprofessional.

My lower class neighbour who lives by herself has a fella over. I assume her kids biological father or a boyfriend or something. Do you know how I know someone is in her house?
Because they are arguing and yelling at eachother, because it's the only way lower class people can communicate for some reason.
I ask again, why are they like this?

bradley posting is the equivalent of sticking your fingers in your ears and going "DURR DURR DURR" and expacting laughs from all the other mongs

>>225338280
White people don’t eat that slop

>>225338280
>She’s never once shown an interest in Thai food
she doesn't know any better because her horrible incel son refuses to take her anywhere new

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>we love you so much mum so we’ve brought you to the place that serves slop that looks like poo and sick
I’m not a fussy eater either but I’d never be eating Indian food fucking vile

rorke dismissing a woman's rape accusation as woke until she identifies a black guy as the attacker

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>kernowknickerslad

america is such a sexualised society quite grim really

>>225337962
What is in the door to the right? It appears to leaf into the wall where the artwork is hung, but the floor seems to be cut off by the angled ceiling of the staircase. Could it just be where the boiler is? It has the same doorframe as the other doors behind them though which confuses me

>>225338300
Maybe but mumberg’s birthday isn’t the time for experimenting. It’s the time for her to get her lamb rogan josh with her poppadoms and raita that we know she’ll love
>>225338320
I’m white and I do?
>>225338323
I’ll be attending with my girlfriend of 3 years
>>225338329
Something wrong if your poo looks like that Rorke. Might be the old bowel cancer mate

>NO MUM YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO TRY NEW FOOD YOU MUST ONLY EAT WHAT YOU'VE HAD BEFORE OVER AND OVER UNTIL YOU DIE

>>225338335
sex is the least of the reasons why it's a disgusting society

indian food is a british staple and i say that as a man with the whitest hands in this thread

I want my lower class neighbour to kill herself or die from a drug overdose and have her replaced with a nice respectable Indian family with strong work ethics and manners

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>whitest hands in this thread

>>225338378
My sister’s not gonna shag you mate
>>225338385
Well said lad

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That's Bob done then

im new here when people post pictures and say it’s from a X meet up are they being serious or just posting random pics they found online

>>225338421
didnt that girl become a leftypol like lauren southern the second she started interacting with rorkian incels

>>225338421
pretty mean of her to be as covered up as possible like she's embarrassed to be seen with those people.

so this is /brit/
https://offenders.org.uk/

>>225338462
Many such cases. Most right-wing men are cringey and low test and they give women the ick

>>225338444
you're a bad son

>>225338457
that was from the 'he will not divide us' nonsense about 10 years ago, shia le poof did some social experiment with a camera on a street in NY and it got hijacked by a bunch of mongloids with a mixture of bizarre npc's thrown in

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>>225338492
clue gained

nigga called kern

IS THERE ANYTHING MORE RETARDED THAN A LIBERAL DEMOCRAT.

N.B. NEED I REMIND YOU OF DEMOCRACY WITH ALL ITS ILLIBERALISM AND LIBERALISM WITH ITS OPPOSITION TO MAJORITARIANISM

>>225338513
Is he a doctor or a lawyer?

>>225338549
dunno lol

>>225338549
Take it to /pol/

Look, I really don't like to sound or be so classist. But I grew up very comfortably middle class, I've never lived in a terraced house, only large detached homes in the home counties. The only reason I was able to buy my newly purchased first home is because it is a terraced house on a busy main road. I am not meant to live amongst these people. And it wouldn't be so bad if they could simply control themselves and their impulses

>>225338549
are there democrats in the uk? thought they were called the conservative party over there

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A ROUND OF DRINKS

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>>225338383
Elaborate

bit chilly willy in my flat but then i've had the window open all day so i hardly have anyone to blame

fucks sake
ive been stimming with "im a gay porn man" for the last ten minutes and my sisters home early from work
she's almost certainly heard me and will tell mum

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Me, Timothy James Byrne outside my Celtic hillfort in the year 65 AD being terrorised by these Roman thugs I want to seek asylum in the Germanic tribes someone get me away from the cowards in this colony

>>225338587
me with my hand up her legs

>>225338421
no way brittany started out on 4chuds

sir aaron starmer

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Me new vans I got in the Prime Day sales. They lush. Very comfortable and stylish. Gonna wear them tomorrow for my mates house party x

>>225338589
doctor or lawyer?

Find your love in Revachol

told mum she's not having any new food

>>225338602
screaming

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what makes them historic?

>>225338621
yeah i used to wear stuff like this when i was a teenage girl in the mid naughts

>>225338621
can’t take the bloke out of you can you

halloween is the best holiday because all you have to do to celebrate is watch films in your room

>In Buddhism, unwholesome desire or compulsive craving (tanha) is identified as the core origin of suffering

Okay
But
Is wanting to not want things a desire in and of itself? Is this not an impossible task?

>>225338621
that's your dinner mate
spuds are burnt to fuck

>>225338621
you're literal nonce. google actually returns results about you being a nonce.

the raped rorke hypothesis

the rape of rorke nan's drift

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Come home, rorke

>>225338621
2018 just called and these were already gay

>>225338648
i don't believe you post some pics to prove it

I'll be honest I've never understood what you mean when you say "a clue gained" I must have been off 4chan while that lore was created

>>225338676
just have a wholesome desire and moderate crave and you’ll be set lad

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>>225338492
some bizarre looking niggas on here

a dildo in buddha's dead arse

>>225338587
democracy is letting the people decide regardless of how retarded they are. i.e. it's socially liberal
just because liberalism has the literal word liberal in it doesn't mean it stands for the same type of liberal. i.e. free. it comes from an enlightenment philosophy that tried to figure out how the nobles should govern without a monarch but that doesn't mean they swung the exact opposite way. the goal was always how to temper the people's retardation without the full force of the king

>>225338688
spend a lot of time googling about noncey stuff do you Rorke?

"Yeah this one's going to be a banger", the 32 year old man says as he posts on 4chan from his childhood bedroom

>>225338722
gp

>>225338729
type helperlad nonce into google you imbecile

>>225338719
that's arianaposter actually

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>>225338728
yh?

>>225338676
In Buddhism, the "good" type of desire is called chanda, which refers to wholesome aspiration or motivation, such as the desire for liberation or compassion, rather than compulsive craving (taṇhā).

>>225338734
*gulps nervously*

WoW forever will take so many souls into its embrace
It will be beautiful for nerds

>>225338722
damien hirst's most controversial work yet

>>225338776
bro my desire of a gf is not "good" it's driving me insane and makes me want to kms

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>>225338765

It's a bit chilly tonight

imagine if /brit/ was big enough to have sub-/brit/s

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very tired lads

>>225338818
thats kāma-taṇhā (craving for sensual pleasures) and it bad

has cami got her wang out yet

>>225338829
5c on Saturday: scheduled

Why is it so easy to stay in America if you're a brown wog but near impossible if you're white European?

just finished evangelion. been filtered heavily no idea what was going on really

lad i went to school with is on that site

>>225338830
it does
it's got /britfeel/

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>>225338861
F1 visa to H1B applies to whites too. Then you marry someone. Ay wallah. You're a citizen.

lad who raped my ex before i got with her is on that site

rorke on the phone making a weekend booking for his regular table at the cotton tail club

Listening to GODFLESH. Getting my groove on. DO NOT stand in my fucking way.

>>225338851
>sensual
>expressing or suggesting physical, especially sexual, pleasure or satisfaction
bro i just want someone to love and hold hands with and kiss me on the back of the neck when we explore the world together, it's not about sex

>>225338863
did you watch the end of evangelion?
don't make up your mind without having seen that

>>225338893
rape talk does my head in i HATE rape

this is ground control to major tom

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*plays the harmonica near the Mississippi River in the 1800s near you*

i call the gf 'mum'

ACTIVATES MK ULTRA ON THE THREAD

rancid old pasta for tea i reckon

1/3 UK women under 30 have given a rimjob according to new research by ONS

i dont give (you)s to irishmen but yes i watched end of evangelion. shinji somehow ended the world everyone merged into one and then decided he didnt like it and went back. dunno who lilith was. the dialogue was a bit sickening tbqh it was the same things repeated over and over again. and 10 minutes of japs walking around a cinema whatever that was about

>>225338645
Means the child was an adult by the time of reporting

Destroy my lower class neighbour

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Screaming

>>225338961
*sex kitten beta programming takes over and i don a leopard print bikini and writhe around on the carpet meowing*

>>225339041
Scr

as a kid i was always terrified terrorists in jets would carpet bomb the motorway if we every got stuck in traffic

>>225339041
so thats how rorke got raped

>>225339041
bro just raped him

>>225339050
used to have a weird ocd thought that every single plane that flew over my head would fall out of the sky and crush me

rorke down the flat roof pub trying to fit in by autistically droning on about demographics and crime statistics until the local mentalist snaps

>>225338905
*stands in your way*

>>225339179
roar

>>225339121
alri donnie

>>225338893
Was his cock bigger than yours?

How do you strike up random conversation with a girl you see in the street that you fancy? Are you "supposed" to?

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>>225339185

I've got CTE

slow thread

>>225339215
right built for them

one thing we can agree on is that british make the best villains in movies/books/tv and perhaps, real life

>>225339209
leftypol hates this

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>>225339248
Grow up, rorke

>>225339253
not the british just the english because they are suave and evil you never see a welshman being the villain

>>225339209
every uk uni has one nice old building that goes on all the leaflets and people take their graduation pics in front of
and then the rest of the uni that you actually use is just dogshit 70s slum architecture

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god i wish i was that tree

>>225339290
kek this sounds like qub

>>225339295
>thinkin bout the sycamore gap :/

>>225339283
concepted, ideated, designed, manufactured, created, constructed, envisioned

>>225339209
bird on the left got a nice moustache

>>225339284
vincent price being of welsh descent has redeemed them into being villain worthy

>>225339310
why did white people destroy it?

the sycamore thigh gap am rite fellas haha

Medical cannabis saves lives

Added to the stockpile

2 tins of Branstons baked beans (expiry jul 2028)
2 jars of smoky sun-dried tomatoes (May 2029)
2 tinned chopped tomatoes (sept 2027)
1 bag smoked paprika (aug 2028)

wasted so much time award

Bit chilly out tonight.

in the new gta you can get your willard out ok

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the weekend to do list. thoughts?

>>225339350
weekend's gonna be colder i've seen

why do animals look the same when they get old but humans look like shit?

bread and water for tea

>>225339365
A clue gained

briefly considered going downstairs

started cooking my burritos
rice is on tofu is browning

>>225339344
might come round for dinner if the worst happens
(will pay in my bum)

>>225339385
what sort of bread?

I wish I were a hick living in trailer in bumfuck Arkansas

>>225339304
manc uni is the same

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>>225339385
KTIY

>>225338719
Think I met this lad at the Fighters Guild in Bruma.

the new house gimmick wasn't good but posting a few tinned items of food multiple times a day is even worse

>>225339385
medieval ahh

>>225339414
it would be boiling hot

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>>225339414
Come home, brother

>>225339380
It’s raining where I am too, definitely going to be very chilly over the weekend

hi lads what job should I get as a 33 years young NEET x

might have a second glass of water

>>225339323
fu manchu type shit

>>225339409
I'll cook you (a great meal) ((filled with poison))

might have a second willy of cum

• The Vibe: Complete, blissful obscurity. Nobody in "bumfuck" Arkansas cares about your resume, your LinkedIn profile, or the global economy.

foraging for mushrooms in my incel cavern

>>225338893
No I’m not

>>225339432
Better than your post

>>225339465
I will live in bumfuck Siberia instead!!!

my life


movie

>>225339426
disney films always had the annoying little sidekick normal people didnt like but fat women got tattooed on them

one cider pint please barkeep

You're such a comfortable liar.

>>225339365
she doesnt really enjoy anything does she

you guys never answer my questions when I post here

>>225339510
ok

>>225339449
gay porn sex man x

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>>225339465

>>225339500
Yeah but which one?

>>225339382
counterargument: old dogs and cats look pretty rough

it's actually fucking insane how the only thing that makes living so expensive is property ownership. if you remove rent or mortgage from the equation, every single person could all literally live on UC.

>>225339519
cor
gay porn! I like !!

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>>225339510
shut up bitch

>>225339398
bit dangerous that

>>225339528
stupid bitch the horns should be wide apart when doing this

>>225339382
You just can’t tell because you’re not of their species. Bet young pigeons giggle behind unc pigeon’s backs when they try to get involved in a fight over a crisp

>>225339566
good post

should I wank ??

the ganja

the mother herb

>>225339536
*falls asleep halfway through reading your post*

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>>225339564
Tits, m8

>>225339574
jerk your worthless penis

>>225339576
*shags your arse while youre asleep*

>>225339536
yes
i spend 1600/mo, less mortgage that's only 600 quid
da joos have got me by the round and hairys

wonder what its like being 18 and going away to a uni, living in accommodation and what not

>>225339542
no u

Dr Sex

>>225339536
our fault for making everyone believe they had to leave their family and form their own household. most of the world lives intergenerationally

just did three pull ups

the UK is like if the American Midwest was its own country

>lots of diversity in pockets but at the mercy of white retirees living in a former industrial powerhouse that is slowly bleeding out
>hates immigrants despite being fully dependent on them
>used to being self-sufficient, or at least enjoying the illusion of it, but effectively kept afloat by large cities

i summon unc pidgeon in attack mode

>>225339536
If I didn't have to pay a mortgage I wouldn't need bennies because I'd have an extra £750 a month

just did a big pull off (wank)

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I’m fascinated by Japanese politics

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need an amerimutt gf

>>225339536
it's genuinely true, everything is very streamlined and efficient that it almost runs itself except property ownership which is the ultimate form of regulatory capture and subsidy for landholders

just pulled my own willy right off

FREE THE FUCKING PAEDOS

my cat stopped getting in to fights when he got old because he won and now the other cats respect him like he's hulk hogan making a guest appearance on wwe

>>225339668
I don't understand how they have a fertility crisis

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why the fucks there an international airport here

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>>225339670
American euromutt

>>225339693
its ai you fucking gaylord

>>225339683
burnham is doing it

>>225339685
cope. He got BTFO and knew his time was up.

>>225339670
>>225339703
they simply cannot suffer

>>225339673
I don't understand this post

>>225339670
women dont treat that front bit where their pubes are as a part of the genitals. thats why they all so fine with it being on display. they think because the actual hole is between their legs that you're weird for even finding that part attractive like its just a part of their belly.

same with girls who wear short skirts that show the bottom of their arse or bikinis . they can show the whole arse cheek because its just an extension of the thigh to them since their actual arse crack and anus is still hidden

>>225339700
asian sexarse imports

>>225339708
Always knew he was the man for the job
What about white dog shit? Has he mentioned it?

>>225339685
good post

>>225339703
let me in

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>>225339732

>>225339706
Not gay if I want to suckle on some massive tits now am I

>>225339750
grow up

new carrie tv series looks so shit

>>225339766
Do you reckon they actually like shagging people or is it just something they do when they’re a bit bored

>>225339747
This is genuinely the most virgineous post I've ever seen

>>225339747
been saying this

>>225339766
>immediately lies back and spreads her legs
mad. reminds me of that massive folder of dolphin porn people used to troll with on /v/

>>225339795
they love shagging women. a woman had a whole sexual relationship with one and it got depressed when they separated the dolphin from the woman.

My vet is not owned by private equity phew

>>225339743
Georgism

>>225339795
Bit like dogs humping legs I reckon

>>225339205
My cock can't fit right through the door

get the dolphins fucking wanked

>>225339802
well how do you explain how they walk so freely with their arse and pussy bulge out yet don't expect anyone to want to look at it or comment on it

eating an apple
i have to cut it into pieces because of my mental health

got the Microsoft Flight Simulator 2020 bought
need to download 140GB of data at a snail's pace now so I won't be able to refund it because it'll take longer than two hours
bastards

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in beddy bo bo's me. been a long day x

>>225339815
Genuinely mental. Women are very depraved. Can’t inagine wanting to get shagged by an actual sea creature

still trying to deccipher the meaning of 'wotan'

>>225339856
Michael poo

Just bought a dehumidifier
Jealous?

>>225339845
do you have cheese slices with it as well x