sad edition
no one knows what it's like to be the bad manto be the sad manbehind blue eyes
it not right
why is he cryin?
just watched project hail mary
https://youtu.be/27Uyv17DvCQ?si=ZN-XWGlz8agX5lNtShall post this link once more and then never again
>>225342179>>225344136>>225344141
>>225344130she is "sex"
>>225344142Was it good?
>>225344142rocky a cute x
>>225344165...yh
>>225344171yes ok
>>225344141It’s just over, it’s never going to not be over.
>>225344145lol
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>>225342179If any of yous find urselfs in Bradford make sure to come to frangoz on Leeds road. Absolutely banging food. Just wanting to promote my cuzzys business, also posting on Reddit
That's hot
>>225344171why would she put it in her arse when there's a perfect good tight fanny hole right there next to it
>>225344198oh your god, just let people enjoy things rorke
>>225344193if i found myself in bradford id immediately consider suicide
>>225344193kill yourself shitskin
>scared to quit job because don't want long term unemployment >if I carry on I will have a mental and physical breakdown
weird aren't they fannies
>>225344213
>>225344157I don't know if I can post the webm I have without getting banned
>>225344198why is she wearing heels when barefoot would be much more normal and comfortableidk it's just various sexual perversions and kinks to make it "hotter"
remember the specific thought that gave way to my rorkedom was talking to some leftypol going in circles about how despite being an "animal rights activist" chose to eat at Halal restaurants, like lad you're literally going out of your way to make sure your food suffered as much as possible
>>225344224it's called a fannard (pronounced like canard)
>>225344165
>>225344213mate... no, just no
>>225344245describe it
glod
right well that's the watch sorted then https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rN8Ke4mWKG4
ezgif mute service is probably responsible for hundreds of rule breaking posts here
>>225344183not cool
wanked the old willardberg now it's off to bed. night ladsx
>>225344165>>225344142thought project hail mary was a bit boring tbqh. not bad, just an utter bore.also some of the writing didnt make sense (like how a species capable of interplanetary flight didnt know about radiation and had to rely on a dumb ape to set up communication)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOV7mm3zHZ4the huwhite man's anthem
'xiety is destroying my life
>>225344315Kind of like this version better desu desu baka
>>225344320just dont think about it
>>225344210Try the food first mate it's very cheap and it's high quality. >>225344213Come on pal, why you attacking people for skin colour, no one gets to choose skin colour, but you can choose to not be a cunt.
>>225344320i'm not anxious, in fact im over zealousmain thing holding me back is my average looks
no one knows what it's like to be blaaaack maaan
>>225344304
>>225344328don't know if that's even that controversial.The Who are a bit wank in actuality, aren't they?
>>225344142had me crying
>>225344384Patriot
>>225342179this reminded me that i was reading Flowers for Algernon the other day and it was making me sad so i imagined Charlie Gordon was seasideMARK
>>225344396poof
>>225344286they banned me from /tv/
>>225344384just not real is it
>>225344283that episode of Game of Thrones when she gets her tits out
>>225344409whys that
>>225344444wasted
>>225344406not gay I'd give it a go though
>>225344366how did you get my hinge picture
>>225344430no idea, it said off topic, I posted a good joke yesterday, usually I mostly lurk
Māori rorke be like get off my whenua
>>225344468bizarre. /tv/ has very lenient mods. it's the /v/ jannies who have sticks up their arse
Did you ever eatch Terry Gillinghams Brazil when theyre out for dinner and a terrorist bombs the restaurant and they just carry one eating as people die around them ?
>>225344475Poop comes from that.
>>225344403Charlie had an IQ of 68 and got a job at a factory. what's seasideMARK's excuse?
>>225344475someone had an incel walk
>>225344485I got banned from /tv/ for simply posting in an off topic thread
>>225344500if he didnt have TMAU he would have worked all his life
>>225344495yeah good fillum
>>225344521scientists need to make an operation to make him 3 times less smelly
>>225344500he was training to be a nurse he would have worked all his life if he didnt smell like fish sometimes
Generally a very confusing time to be alive.
>>225344366Cyril my nigga
>>225344470maori rorke be like "let me genocide this peaceful tribe and then try to claim their gibs"
>>225344475when women post this i don't think they were intending for it to end up on a 4chan thread full of incelsthink she intended for only a few chads to see it
>>225344549they just want likes they'd love it if they knew it got a few (you)s from the /brit/ chads
>>225344485I might not remember but I think I posted only this yesterday
>>225344563hendersons is better
>>225344572LOL
>>225344572oh carlos
>>225344563salsa inglesa
>>225344567they obviously like the attention no matter who it isbut she ultimately only wants attention from chads that's what truly gives her validation
>>225344549Nah they want maximum attention
>>225344563yanks be like washyoursister sauce
need a gf like this
>>225344588Never had it but would like to try. I remember Maggis being good. L&P was quite mild, too tomatoey last time I had it
>>225344581>>225344581
>>225344634i need a bipolar schizophrenic self-harming suicidal gf
>>225344634A lot of work I imagine, Physically and mentally
>>225344630yanks say woostahsher sauce
back from the incel walk>>225344430>>225344286looks good
>>225344634I need my wife to stop snoring!!!!
been farting under the duvet and it stinks in there
>>225344681shut the fuck up ian
>>225344681Ian mate that's bang out of order
>>225344694Sorry.
“Beware the Jabberwocky, my son”“His heart is hard, his breath is clam”“If he sees you, faster run”“Beware his muzzle and his tail”“His claffelbrock shall never fail”“Beware his merciless gaze”“Beware the vroddergueze”“Droggs stalks the forest in the night”“That kills the snaddish and the knight”“So heed my words, keep my tongue -- and flee”“For another hero shall it be!”“the Jabberwocky grof, pouth and fout”“makes a challenge and a spout”
>>225344686*strips completely naked and slips in next to you*
>>225344700Sorry! Sorry Beth!
listening to rammstein
>>225344547Huh?
>>225344706was just saying this
>>225344735Looks like a massive bender
Popcorn In Bed Halloween stream playing in the background
>>225344749so do you
i thought ian was the fat bloke who lives in an attic
>>225344752https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qr-BKzPYI2M
got a nice querlüften on the go atm
ni ni
>>225344744>was just saying thisDon't be a snaddish, fear the Jabberwocky and the Droggs.
>>225344783now post the one where it calls Ariana Grande "30teen"
>>225344766No, I'm not Ian. Why did you think I was?
>>225344793x
>>225344783Dairy Milk Caramel right in my mouth
need the ariana "nigga" out of business
>>225344803see how i told you to do something and you just did it no questions asked? what's that all about?
>>225344735ktwm approximately 50 minutes ago
>>225344799you look like an ian
>>225344838dont know...
>>225344831we're boycotting cadbury mate
an 11pm cup of tea would go diabolical
cadbury chocolate is shit now and I'm tired of people pretending it hasn't changed
chocolonely is the only good chocolateand the ones they do in m&s
Thigh gap is probably peak sex sex sex
>>225344869its because they now use palm oil
>>225344866no dont do it ian
an 11pm rape of my arse would go diabolical
>>225344878too skinny
>>225344858submissive little bitch
>me at 7amit pie night somewhere
>>225344852I look like a Leroy
>>225344563i hate this shit and people who use it should be set on fire
nah Ian gotta be hiding a crazy secret. something's not right
>>225344949ok thanks ranjeesh wong
>5'8IT'S OVER
>>225344949don;t care
she'd have to have about 20 more pounds... and 50 less IQ points for me to be interested
>>225344973never even started mate
want to get on the cans but it's 8am and the bottle-o doesn't open until 10
Anyone else really hate Australians?Why do they post here btw? They have their own general
>>225345014no i love them
>>225345014dont know i filtered themi use filters btw
>>225345007dress up as a kangaroo and jump through the window then bounce away with the cans in your pouch
>>225345030im also trans btw
>>225345014yeah i hate australians, they're all really racist against me for the crime or being born a slanty eyed chinaman
>>225345014i'm indifferent
>>225345043i assume this means you use redditflags
wagwan me crodies
>>225345014usually they're ok, honorary brits, the real problem is the yanks who simply don't understand and can't even emulate the way we talk to each other and make jokes
>>225345014I found male Australians to be quite arrogant but not as bad as white South African males. They were awful
>>225344987*50 fewer IQ points
ordering a roadworthy off menulog
>french candidate for pm has said complaints against mass immigration dont matter because people already move about internally
>>225345014Just don't think our British general should be open to foreigners really. Don't hate anyone but this is a British general for us Brits.
>>225345058wagamama me bredren. say my driller, do you happen to know where i can purchase some 10/10 drugs? i want to buy off you bro
subscription just auto renewed-$12
>>225345043same btw
>>225345092Um x
>>225344475
>>225345014I like them. They're brits but not soft timid petty cunts.
>>225345092gay bastard cunt prick subscription?
ladsI regret to inform you that I am FREEZING.May need to make my first hot water bottle since March.I am officially declaring Summer to be OVER.
>>225345078he has a point tbf. i'd sooner live next to a nigerian than a sassanach
>>225345078Only 1 vote matters and that vote is Mr Rothschild's alone
>>225344941under 40?
Met a black lad at the library who was upset it was closing early because he appreciated the quiet. Quite the contrast from Rorke who hasn't left his smeggy bedroom since failing his A-levels.
>>225345014nah, they're fine when they don't act like bullies. Really it's just the transphobes and racists that are the cancer of this thread.
idiot yank can't spot an obvious quote
>>225345101Wish she would deadlift my bollocks until they're torn off.
would you rather have £1,000,000 deposited into your bank account now, no issues, no tax, no legal problems. just straight up moneyor you gain the permanent ability to read any book 10x faster than your normal reading speed and you retain 100% of what you read ????
Leftypol getting a degree in Tropical Fish AquacultureRorke getting a degree in fuck all because he failed his GCSEsBoth meet each other at the Job Centre
>>225345132The second option
>>225345117yeah i suppose the nigerian is honest about being an immigrant always cringe when ive seen english people complain about immigration here
did an olanzapine, red wine and cannabis mix
>>225345132money comes and goes. an ability like that doesnt
>>225345122>t. Obongoway
>>225345132the speed was meh but that retention is op afmight as well be god
>>225345132i'll take the book reading ability since british pounds are not legal tender in my country and are therefore useless to me
>>225345111...yh
>>225345132first one
>>225345134rorke didn't fail his gsceshe has a degree in history but is unemployed
>>225345132I think with quasi-omniscience you could open avenues to get you to £1m rather quickly, no?
>>225345132>or you gain the permanent ability to read any book 10x faster than your normal reading speed and you retain 100% of what you readi could skip all my lectures and do a PhD so that
>>225345132depends how well i understand what i readno point having perfect retention if im just a fucking retarded useless freak but with facts
memorising the whole binble to own diego
>>225345168Money can be exchanged for other currencies
>>225344941looks like ian
>>225345186no
rorke thinking he's going to do a limitless with the book reading skillcable taking the money and living their life
>>225345182>he has a degree in history but is unemployedwhy did you choose a degree in that?
>>225345134why would leftypol do a degree on breeding fish?
Feels very brown in here atm. I'll come back later then.
>>225345186>>225345188but does simply retaining knowledge equate to understanding it?if you go through a book all about medicine, would you feel comfortable as a doctor or are you a glorified pub quiz expert?
>>225345207oh okay then
>>225345197how much money could you make reciting books verbatim like a circus freak though?
>>225345203didn't ask
>>225345248win a pub quiz every night
>>225345235fuck off you racist nazi bastard. we support refugees /brit/ is a leftypol general
>>225345248£50
>>225345258elto- elton's husband
>>225345221because its pointless nonsensethe only real degree areas are medicine, psychology, STEM cultural ones matter but only if you have connections
jam on toastrouroni kenshin episode 34phone posting
>>225345258kateam this is my willy
>>225345240just become a chaser on ITV's THE CHASEthey must get paid deep into six fig territory
>>225345263thank you for saying this
>>225345260not sure I'd enjoy the grind
>>225345248all these niggas out here thinking being supernaturally educated is the way to get rich when really it's stupid shit like this
>>225345166No it genuinely happened I was there for a different meeting and he thought I was going in so we chatted for a bit. Made me reflect on how I'm supposed to think this chap is worse than the dregs on /brit/ because of the colour of his skin.
>>225345248it would come in handy if you were alive 500 years agoyou could be the best uni lecturer or a travelling story teller
reading books at 99999999999999mph
>>225345263I'm trying to put the car in reverse, lock the doors for God's sake!
biggest meme degreescomputer science business studiesliterature philosophy marketing and advertising
>>225345294how long would it take you to catch up with lifelong boffins? and it'd still be fucking boring slogging through trivia books to get there, sounds awful
World War Two
A Royal Navy sailor has been accused of plotting to leak secret information to Russia.Teddy Young, 24, is alleged to have abused his high-level security clearance to access confidential defence and intelligence data after being deployed on a Navy vessel.
didnt know i had a foreskin until i was 14 cause nobody told me and when i tried pulling the head it hurt extraordinarily so eventually i just pulled it quickly in absolute pain and cleaned it for the first time it was filthy
>>225345308This sounds like white women on Twitter that are compelled to hurry to the internet to inform strangers that they met a black person and survived.
>>225345328>white blonde visits london.png
>>225345351corrr
i was raped by bigfoot, i tried going to the police but they protected him because of his white male privilege. #metoo
>>225345349good lad. britain needs taken down a peg or two
Dinner
>>225345328thank god we are a poor country
>>225345379chicken delivery
>>225345349how does a 24 year old have high level security clearance
>>225345380broke nigga
>>225345273aquaculture is a practical and vocational thing, you produce fish that people buy. it’s agriculture. i don’t know if those degrees exist but they probably lead easily to a job on a fish farm. and what do you mean they matter if you have connections? you mean you can get a job. the primary purpose of education shouldn’t be employment although i do agree 95% of people studying humanities degrees shouldn’t be
>>225345351honestly in lieu of education to retract and clean the bellend, circumcision is necessary
>>225345377gchq, this one
>>225345380
>>225345340wonder what the most lucrative literature route would be in that case I know cunts who have read so many books on investing and they lose thousandsMeanwhile I go with my gut and I'm doing pretty well stocks seems to be something where knowledge is overrated, as smoothbrained as that soundsnot applicable to hedge funds that use the best algorithms in the world of course
>>225345349Giving a 24 year old access to high level security data sounds a tad desperate. But there's a recruiting crisis in the UK and USA which probably explains that mistake.
>>225345273thank you for your mong input professor rorke
>>225345401its a free country rorke. only chance it wont be is if we let russian replace us the global hierarchy so you should be supporting them too
>>225345397>y. it’s agriculture. i don’t know if those degrees exist but they probably lead easily to a job on a fish farm.extremely pollutingin norway the fish their produce more waste than all the people do
>>225345061Emmayank is fine though
>>225345379I recognize that sauce. It's the green sauce they give you at Mexican places. Looks absolutely delicious.
>>225345417fuck colourblind niggas
>>225345393ill take instead of this>>225345328
>>225345417dreadful colour grading
>>225345428nobody wants your degree in english literature
>>225345433go vegan then
>>225345379What do they call that?
>>225345415the best I can think of is like magic tricks or memory games where you can win money
id hand over military secrets to usa or israelbut then again, theyd probably thank me for being a good goy
>>225345469chicken wings
me when I'm a lazy intern at the ONS
>>225345397>and what do you mean they matter if you have connections? yfor jobs involving arts its fairly difficult to get a position without knowing somebodyonly a few hundred are advertised across the whole of the uk each year for tens of thosands of graduates so youd need a job irrelevant to your degree
always people who've clearly never been to uni that are most opinionated about it
>>225345469It's the softest, juiciest chicken you'll ever have
>>225345455They'll get around to it eventually. The State Department put diplomatic pressure on Estonia to start letting in Africans, which I noticed coincided with a study that said Estonia had the highest rates of blond hair and blue eyes in the world.
"jerkin the gherkin" a profound intersection of American & British EnglishNo one says Gherkin here. we say pickle. No one says jerk it in Britain. they say wank
>>225345493dayum that looks good
>>225345508
Rorke chopping his hand off so he can get a rubber prosthetic black woman's hand to masturbate with
>>225345486company does thisI like using bright primary colours for data visualisation and they insist on using the monotone company colours - net result none of our dashboards or graphs make any sense whatsoevermassa must get what he wants though
wankin the pickle
>>225345415The single best way to get rich with a permanent 10× reading speed and perfect retention is to turn that advantage into a scalable, high‑value information business: become the person who can ingest entire fields faster than anyone else, synthesize them into actionable insight, and sell that insight (or products built on it) at scale.Turn the superpower into a money engineThink in terms of leverage: your edge isn’t “reading a lot,” it’s “knowing a lot, very quickly, forever.” That maps directly to roles and businesses where knowledge compounds into money: Expert synthesizer / research operator Offer “deep-dive research as a service” for investors, founders, or funds: read hundreds of pages of technical reports, patents, regulatory filings, academic papers, and industry books, then deliver crisp memos with edges others miss. Charge per project or on retainer. Niche domain expert who builds products Pick a lucrative niche (e.g., biotech, AI regulation, quant trading, tax law, real estate development). Read every important book, paper, and regulation in that space in weeks instead of years, then: Launch a paid newsletter / research report. Build a course or cohort-based program. Create templates, checklists, or software that encode your knowledge. Your speed lets you stay ahead of the curve and keep producing high-quality content constantly. Quant / systematic trader or analyst Your background in trading plus perfect retention is deadly here: read every serious book on market microstructure, statistical arbitrage, risk management, and backtesting; then read all the major papers and docs. Use that to design systematic strategies or become an elite research analyst at a fund. Your edge is breadth + depth of literature no normal human can match in the same time.
dream of living in a world where if you want to visit the other side of the country it's a week on horseback. wish that was the norm. hate this world we live in.
>>225345523lovely eyes
wanking my pickle
>>225345523Saaaaaaaar
>>225345538yeah?
>>225345544most people walked
>>225345492i know right.>"all of these degrees are USELESS!!!!!"well how the fuck would you know what's useless and what isn't? Your notion of what college is comes from american comedy movies from the 90s and twitter ragebait.
>>225345538mf had to ask AI
>>225345504they are about to experience a culture shock
looking up degrees and half of them say "you can study a phd with this"state
>>225345538
Cheeky incel walk from Inverness to Truro
>>225345544Remember reading Around the World in Eighty Days and that was published in the 1870s, back then Eighty Days was considered quick to do that
>>225345581Foreigners want PhDsBasically guarantees they can stay in the 1st world
>>225344634Female Haunted Mound fans are fucking awful peopleThis is known
>>225345349love these stories, they always make it sound like its something important when it reality that confidential information is probably the MI5 shitters paint scheme or which royal navy craft has the most bumming incidents
out of wine and tescos closed
why dont electric planes exist?
men bros...
>>225345608
>>225345581what's wrong with that
>>225345487yeah, doesn’t mean we throw the the entirety of the western intellectual tradition away does it. i do think it’s stupid and pointless when you get retards who don’t know what to do so they choose some random humanities subject at uni, which accounts for a lot people, but at the same time obviously you need to have people contributing to those subjects in a serious way. more to the world then getting a job
mad that this guy is so noteworthy for just being good at his jobwhy can't all leaders be this way
having a degree just to say i have a degreebuying shoes just because everyone else has a pair of them+100 goodboy points
>>225345611they made a solar powered plane
>>225345616honestly mental how evil men area demonic id
>>225345632self feeding loop back into educationbasically paying your work £120k to give you a job
Could you just do OnlyFans and it's a fake AI woman and Indians will finance your life with that?
>>225345658what if they're really passionate about their subject and want to work in academia
>>225345647he can get away with doing things like "just arrest all the criminals lol" because el salvador is a meme countrycan't do that here because uhhh human rights o algo
>>225345665hate the original imagelooks so spackered
>>225345666probably goes against their policy or everyone would be doing that (me included)
>>225345616>the distinguished 50 year old who is like "I can't say I'm attracted to 20 year olds. Put down 22..."A king is he...
>>225345670>want to work in academiautterly worthless
>>225345704>>225345704
>>225345670maybe but probably just a cope
