People mouths are too dirty .. if you lick the penis then he puts the previous inside boom yeast infection... If he licks the vulva boom yeast infection... It not right

at toil

>>225352783
never happened

i need to go into the forest and scream for an hour and a half

google ai told me it's good for people in their 70s to have sex

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give me 50 bees you'd say

>>225352798
dunno what that is

>>225352801
blog on snore lord

>>225352799
it does because you have candida in your gob

>>225352783
I once got a bacterial infection on my knob from shagging my ex gf in the arse bareback and then not showering until the following evening. Took fucking ages to get rid of it, actually come to think of it I got rid of it by having normal bareback sex with another girl. She must have had an unnaturally strong vagina immune system because it just cleaned me right up.

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shot of diego geting out of bed this monring

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>>225352804
50 owls is it

>>225352801
just do it here

>>225352801
Ok but make sure you fill in your timesheet

Wife sat on my face while bull fucked her from behind. I can never make her squirt but he made her squirt all over my face then proceeded to pull out and cum all over me. This was after he had fucked me earlier until I had a sissy gasm then wrecked my wife for an hour

>>225352783
got an infection from an ex gf after shagging her and going down on her, and later found out she had cheated on me the night before. probably hadn't even washed the dirty bitch

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whole party is a joke

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Genuinely what was the better outcome here?
Labour winning keeps the rat Polanski out but it also bolsters Burnham
I think overall Polanski winning would have been better

>>225352823
this is very very very sad

>>225352853
don't care in the slightest

>>225352852
Coward waited till after the election

about to suck a coffee

>>225352829
see this is what mark frost was trying to tell you

mad how france is on the verge of total collapse. their economy is even worse than ours

>>225352823
I just wash my dick
>>225352817
didn't know that

>>225352824
nope not accurate idont have coffee in bed

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>>225352848
Repent

>>225352870
don't know who that is he's never tried to tell me anyhting

>>225352862
Your mum cares though mate, she cares about you leaving your smeggy bedroom and getting out of this depressive nihilistic rut

>>225352875
not that mad is it, been coming hasn't it, coming to us all isn't it

no matter how much they try and force division on us through their talmudic algorithms and attempted blackpilling i'm not going to allow myself to become a victim of it simple as
been traveling this year more than ever and the world is not as dark and doomed as they want to make us believe it is :)

enjoying my sprite zero arc recently lads

>>225352882
about the owls like

>>225352884
she killed herself 15 years ago

off down the local michelin tonight for a slap up meal with the family

>>225352891
all darkness does is makes christ shine even brighter

pasta delivery from the local michelin garage

been invited out for a drink don't want to go just want to live my smelly evil incel life in peace

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the scrandemic

you know this guy Flesh Simulator on Youtube?

he makes electronic music and it's actually good

>>225352895
oh i just looked him up i hated twin peaks lynch is a hack

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Last day of toil, when i leave toil at 20h, i will be on vacations until the 25th.
And the footie returns this weekend. Ahhh i sure know when to pick my vacations back in January.
Lots of of footie to watch.

Should i fly to London and seduce a nigerian descent woman?
Should i drive to Northern Spain?
Endless possibilities for the toiler with lots of money in the bank...

I will ponder what shall i do, when i drive tonight to pic related, to eat a pizza in peace, away from everything and everyone

KOYAANISQATSI

>>225352908
tfw this kinda did happen with the bibendum during lockdown

>>225352901
>>225352908
Michelin building is a florist now

>>225352910
thing that bothers me about pubs is the constant loud fake laughing

>>225352918
nigga thinks this is /tr/

>>225352916
go hack yourself

>>225352906
amen n that

>>225352929
you just hate mirth and whimsy dont you. because you're a smelly evil incel

>>225352910
scrtim don't think I have the desire to do any sort of socialising ever again. don't know if I ever enjoyed talking to other people. been completely content on my own since lockdown

>>225352916
LYNCHED

>>225352944
don't say whimsy again you vile destructor of language

>mad how [european country] is on the verge of total collapse. their economy is even worse than [other european country]
hmm yeah i wonder why ! makes u think!!

philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex

>>225352960
too many pensioners and benefits parasites and not enough workers to pay for it all. thats what is boils down to in every developed country these days.

might get into magic, casting spells and that, zap

makes me think of that time I masturbate in my bath robe from the hotel while on the balcony staring at people hmm

6 hours sleep for a man 7 hours sleep for a woman and 8 hours sleep for a fool

I miss the parklife gimmick

>>225352969
i think youre missing something !!

france used to have 4 workers for every pensioner but now its less than 2 workers

>>225352989
retired it a couple of years ago since the (You) returns were just not paying the dopamine bills

what if instead of a pension they get a lethal injection

Dont think ill ever visit Paris unless its work related and i have to

they're just trying to scare you

what happened to australia

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This is what a healthy adult bee looks like.

>>225353026
show us how they secrete wax

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I would eat Emma Watson's poop.

https://i.4cdn.org/int/1791506588548189.mp4
rorke... lad...

alexa youtube u13 gymnastics

>>225353033
every time an american posts something you don't like you hop on your american flag and open your emma watson folder like it's your job

>>225352973
I'm on 4. What does that make me?

>>225352896
I'm not surprised with you as her son

>>225353058
a runt

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>>225353046

>>225353060
that's actually quite rude

>>225352823
wish i were a shagger too

just because the government says the time is different now doesn't mean the time is actually different now I'm not shifting my whole fucking life by an hour waking up earlier going to bed earlier eating earlier just because of their retarded fucking autism I hate this I hate women

watching the old posh people walk about

>>225352913
What's that blue shite

>>225353129
Blue waffle. Google it.

>>225353101
wrong

got that arday shine

>>225353101
changing the time truly is evil, it's just a way to fuck with people and remove them from reality no matter what excuse they give it

I'M SUPER SEXY!!!!!!!!

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Screaming at Polanski meekly hiding away at the side
Even if you know you've lost you're coming second place
Stand front and centre

>>225353140
Didn't fall off the turnip truck yesterday did I

>>225353101
>>225353164
don't be so fucking stupid okay

bets are on

>>225353192
who you got?

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>>225353166
wtf is that

you can't change time i don't care if you pretend to go an hour forward or backward i keep the score

>>225353207
One of the epic quirk chungus oh so British candidates

arrested development is a funny show and spinal tap is a funny movie what more evidence do you need that comedy is real

>>225353219
I didn't understand Arrested Development when I was a kid but I still watched it.

>>225353213
time isn't real first of all second the earth do be tilting and you're going to have to accept it

>>225353166
Liked our man Tyler's videos he's been doing. We've got some good people, and good momentum going.
7% in places and there's no coverage of restore at all, all word of mouth

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>>225353199

>>225353240
how did it make you feel

>>225353256
Willy hard

haha lol count baked beanface

>>225353219
arrested development is ok but mogged by british comedy. haven't seen spinal tap

I'm in charge of the fourth dimension

>>225353253
cute shirts

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this is /sci/ rn

>>225353256
I thought the Autistic guy was funny, I also liked Tobias and Michael Cera's character.

>>225353262
it was hard because of gob bluth?

>>225353278
frog world

>>225353289
Maybe...

hope you're all having a rockstar vibes morning

>>225353278
there is no autistic guy

>>225353248
Restore are good and seem to have a decent calibre of candidates given how new/small they are but they need to ditch the performative politics like young bob and that tom guy going around trying to own the libs in debates
They're otherwise serious just get rid of that Americanised faction

>>225353271
thanks for everything you do

>>225353300
isn't Buster autistic?

People are scared of appearing gay due to homophobia, that is what damages male fraternity.
Remove homophobia, and two straight men will have no issue hugging. Breeders brought this on themselves.

>>225353320
no he's normal he's just a motherboy

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Listening to indie punk from 15 years ago when I was in my social prime and feeling nostalgic for when I used to go to gigs and hang out with bands and have sex and do drugs without feeling guilty

>>225353339
oh, I always thought he was autistic

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he's kinda cute though like no yeah right?

Taking a pocket full of jigsaw pieces with me everywhere I go to hand out to people that act autistic as a very subtle insult that they won't understand

>>225353278
I'm going to go save some of these frogs I haven't seen before so expect to see them posted here at some point

>>225353278
>pic

I suppose the question to ask is how would users discern whether this is happening on other boards without an obvious image theme linking all the posts together (frogs in this instance)?

For instance you could train an LLM on a month's worth of [any board]'s posts then set up a program to make opening threads with questions / topics that align with that board's purpose.

To be honest I suspect this already goes on and the most probable people behind it are the site administrators, to generate traffic and simulate interest for the purpose of selling ad space. Another obvious example would be 1PBTID threads on /pol/.

>>225353377
excellent news

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rorke vs leftypol the final showdown

>>225353386
Is there a limit to how many threads you can make? maybe it's just one or two anons

>>225353377
I did the same lol

listening to shostaskovich and playing with my willy and thinking about what im going to write to a tenant
inb4 blog on

>>225353427
blgo on

>>225353419
>is there a limit to how many threads you can make?

The people doing this stuff aren't doing it from their home ISP. Each of these threads will be made by a different IP.

>>225353442
vie bene doen
( I TURNED ITALIAN)

Road tax bastards want their pound of flesh so I can drive my stupid car around. Highway robbery it is.

might rape the world

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>>225353472
cyclechads stay winning

>>225353499
>things incels say

just woke up

Mums just had a go at me bc I took her clothes out of the washing machine bc they had finished and she’d left them in there well sorry but some of us want to do our own washes
bitch!!!!!

Watching videos of girls talking about how they regret getting tattoos and how they realize it's ugly and not feminine.


>>225353444
probably

>>225353519
i just dump it on hte floor and let her seethe kek
not my problem

>>225353519
>calling your own mother bitch
grim gremlin incel fuck

sat in the runt van waiting for another runt to show up so we can do our runt toil

>>225353519
you have a bizarre relationship with your mother

>>225353512
would allude to the kettle and the pot but in this case, diego, you are a 40+ virgin living alone and me living with my missus
be quiet, you embarrassment

>>225353253
How much on?
This is 1120/1?

>>225353546
least delusional brit poster

>>225353555
have you completely lost the plot mate

>>225353555
Got nothing on tonight lad wanna grab a pint?

>>225353566
we can do a virtual one xx
>>225353563
?

>>225353532
That illegal or something

>>225353566
corr i'll have nothing on as well mate. if you know what i mean

>>225353580
no i dont know what you mean im afraid

treat me like a slut
little dirty bitch, i love to fuck

(8) if you know what i mean do you know what i mean (8)

dont reply to it

>>225353574
Coach & horses @7?

yes I put my tits all over his body and he likes it

>>225353620
the main soho one i hope ;)
but no mate i'm homealoneeveyfridaynight

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Restore Britain won the Holborn and St Pancras by election

Down to 77.20kg
And you lot mocked my grim meals
Scale seems to have a mind of it's own though so I'm starting to think that 80kg wasn't even accurate

>>225353506
This cyclechad looks like he's about to get cheesed

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>5'7

>>225353499
The Man who Raped the World

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>>225353547
it's a patent, 14 bets of all combinations of those 3 horses, think it's 4000+/1 for the win treble now. I am not recommending placing this bet yourself as gambling is stupid and they will all probably not even finish in the places so stay within your limits and when the fun stops, stop

thinking about skibadi toilet

>>225353657
I had a scale that showed 2kg more, then I bought a new one and weigh myself on a second one and now I know it's correct

Good job on the losing weight lad

>>225352823
jaypost of the century
>yeah i got an infection by fucking a girl's arsehole but it cleared up rawdogging another

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78 days to Christmas lads.

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>5'7
you're worrying about the wrong measurement

>>225353684
cannae wait for the CAROLS

I feel small in public at 6ft can’t imagine being shorter than that

>>225353692
it's alright

>>225353674
>£70 stake
Nigga

I'm 5'6 lmao

>>225353709
How's life from down there?

>>225353692
im 5'10 and dont mind it ngl

>>225353674
>return 34k
Screaming

>>225353709
Atleast you’re laughing

>>225353709
ktim

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>>225353698
>>225353721
this is me in a few hours btw

rorke wearing shoe inserts to go from 5'6 to 5'8

>>225353674
Placed 5p each way on them

>>225353751
How do you pick your horses?

>>225353751
could be u now if u spent 70 quid on cigars and booze

>>225353759
would never do that but im seeing guys that are 6ft and above that wear shoes sneakers with big lifts/heels which is hilarious imo

>>225353764
>facebook
ok unc

>>225353795
>Update
the brunette mogs her friend so hard
or sister? they look like same but just fitter version of same person

>>225353800
How else do you get local news from locals not woke bbc news? Reddit? Faggot

>>225353795
hope he wanked in it

how do i find bf

zoomer retard calling something an unc platform while posting on one

>>225353811
retard. one on the right is clearly a swarthy jew

In 3 hours this guys gonna have the deposit for the /brit/ house
Big things are coming

>>225353835
>Big things are coming
me when i wank or shag

>>225353825
EA have it on their store
bf, bf:bc, all the others

>>225353799
Unironically the only guys who ever bang on about height are tall people

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Suction upon the anus applied orally. A fart and a little bit of poop came out of Emma Watson's hole.

>>225352829
Put a couple of hooters on Man City to get relegated

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>>225353825
visit berlin

>>225353843
Into fat birds are we?
Wahey
You hear that? He said big things ate coming when he shags, i said 'into fat birds are we?'
You shoulda seen his face!

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Haha have you guys seen this frog? Feels good man hahaha

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>>225353845

>>225352852
typical libtard thinking muslims are their friends

How many hours do you typically spend alone on Friday posting on 4chan?

>>225353876
Only do it while i'm getting paid

>>225353876
Never you mind.

>>225353871
Mmm Mummy terf

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>>225353862

>>225353876
none
I shitpost in my home office all day while work things I am doing things (microsoft cowork has automated most of it) and then on friday nights I take my girlfriend out for drinks and some nice food and fun activities before getting balls deep.

if you could get away with it i mean if it wasn't illegal you deffo would though

>>225353871
Evil woman

>the US is going to livestream a firing squad execution

>>225353901
Thats the trappings of an intelligent and successful man
Clive, what do you really do on a Friday?

>>225353876
varies if i'm doing a sesh here or not
if i am could be like 5 hours
if i'm not could be 0 or just 30 minutes or w.e.

>>225353962
3rd world country

>>225353962
cool

>>225353949
?

would anyone care for a bump of charles?

>>225353962
For all the 'freedom' america has the state really can just decide on a whim to crush you or do what it likes with you if you cross it.

>>225353957
She's given joy to millions of people worldwide with her books. What's evil about that?

>>225353846
yeah

>>225353778
good lad
>>225353787
for these bets I look for horses that I think are overpriced in races I think are open or more open than the market suggests. I start with just looking at basic form then watch previous races

>>225353962
Brought to you by Carl's Jr

>>225354006
She's mean to trans folxxx and the LGBTQIA++ community

>>225354002
This guy was a soldier and killed a bunch of unarmed soldiers on a base tbf, dont think they included that one in the bill of rights

>>225354040
They deserve it.

>>225354053
Nasty transphobe you are

>>225354067
not scared of em, just don't like em. bunch of weirdos aren't they

>>225354012
What's your profit and loss? Saw you had a big win the other day but you're not betting small

7 km run toil done
25 minute stretch and core toil done
feeling full of vigour

touching my tummy so that the bad posts on /brit/ will go away

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Kek, he only lasted 6 hours before stealing again

>>225354090
you can tick off boring blogtoil as well

by nightfall these threads will be swarming with orcs