the lads edition
People mouths are too dirty .. if you lick the penis then he puts the previous inside boom yeast infection... If he licks the vulva boom yeast infection... It not right
at toil
>>225352783never happened
i need to go into the forest and scream for an hour and a half
google ai told me it's good for people in their 70s to have sex
give me 50 bees you'd say
>>225352798dunno what that is
>>225352801blog on snore lord
>>225352799it does because you have candida in your gob
>>225352783I once got a bacterial infection on my knob from shagging my ex gf in the arse bareback and then not showering until the following evening. Took fucking ages to get rid of it, actually come to think of it I got rid of it by having normal bareback sex with another girl. She must have had an unnaturally strong vagina immune system because it just cleaned me right up.
shot of diego geting out of bed this monring
>>22535280450 owls is it
>>225352801just do it here
>>225352801Ok but make sure you fill in your timesheet
Wife sat on my face while bull fucked her from behind. I can never make her squirt but he made her squirt all over my face then proceeded to pull out and cum all over me. This was after he had fucked me earlier until I had a sissy gasm then wrecked my wife for an hour
>>225352783got an infection from an ex gf after shagging her and going down on her, and later found out she had cheated on me the night before. probably hadn't even washed the dirty bitch
whole party is a joke
Genuinely what was the better outcome here? Labour winning keeps the rat Polanski out but it also bolsters BurnhamI think overall Polanski winning would have been better
>>225352823this is very very very sad
>>225352853don't care in the slightest
>>225352852Coward waited till after the election
about to suck a coffee
>>225352829see this is what mark frost was trying to tell you
mad how france is on the verge of total collapse. their economy is even worse than ours
>>225352823I just wash my dick >>225352817didn't know that
>>225352824nope not accurate idont have coffee in bed
>>225352848Repent
>>225352870don't know who that is he's never tried to tell me anyhting
>>225352862Your mum cares though mate, she cares about you leaving your smeggy bedroom and getting out of this depressive nihilistic rut
>>225352875not that mad is it, been coming hasn't it, coming to us all isn't it
no matter how much they try and force division on us through their talmudic algorithms and attempted blackpilling i'm not going to allow myself to become a victim of it simple asbeen traveling this year more than ever and the world is not as dark and doomed as they want to make us believe it is :)
enjoying my sprite zero arc recently lads
>>225352882about the owls like
>>225352884she killed herself 15 years ago
off down the local michelin tonight for a slap up meal with the family
>>225352891all darkness does is makes christ shine even brighter
pasta delivery from the local michelin garage
been invited out for a drink don't want to go just want to live my smelly evil incel life in peace
the scrandemic
you know this guy Flesh Simulator on Youtube?he makes electronic music and it's actually good
>>225352895oh i just looked him up i hated twin peaks lynch is a hack
Last day of toil, when i leave toil at 20h, i will be on vacations until the 25th.And the footie returns this weekend. Ahhh i sure know when to pick my vacations back in January.Lots of of footie to watch.Should i fly to London and seduce a nigerian descent woman?Should i drive to Northern Spain?Endless possibilities for the toiler with lots of money in the bank...I will ponder what shall i do, when i drive tonight to pic related, to eat a pizza in peace, away from everything and everyone
KOYAANISQATSI
>>225352908tfw this kinda did happen with the bibendum during lockdown
>>225352901>>225352908Michelin building is a florist now
>>225352910thing that bothers me about pubs is the constant loud fake laughing
>>225352918nigga thinks this is /tr/
>>225352916go hack yourself
>>225352906amen n that
>>225352929you just hate mirth and whimsy dont you. because you're a smelly evil incel
>>225352910scrtim don't think I have the desire to do any sort of socialising ever again. don't know if I ever enjoyed talking to other people. been completely content on my own since lockdown
>>225352916LYNCHED
>>225352944don't say whimsy again you vile destructor of language
>mad how [european country] is on the verge of total collapse. their economy is even worse than [other european country]hmm yeah i wonder why ! makes u think!!
philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex
>>225352960too many pensioners and benefits parasites and not enough workers to pay for it all. thats what is boils down to in every developed country these days.
might get into magic, casting spells and that, zap
makes me think of that time I masturbate in my bath robe from the hotel while on the balcony staring at people hmm
6 hours sleep for a man 7 hours sleep for a woman and 8 hours sleep for a fool
I miss the parklife gimmick
>>225352969i think youre missing something !!
france used to have 4 workers for every pensioner but now its less than 2 workers
>>225352989retired it a couple of years ago since the (You) returns were just not paying the dopamine bills
what if instead of a pension they get a lethal injection
Dont think ill ever visit Paris unless its work related and i have to
they're just trying to scare you
what happened to australia
This is what a healthy adult bee looks like.
>>225353026show us how they secrete wax
I would eat Emma Watson's poop.
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1791506588548189.mp4rorke... lad...
alexa youtube u13 gymnastics
>>225353033every time an american posts something you don't like you hop on your american flag and open your emma watson folder like it's your job
>>225352973I'm on 4. What does that make me?
>>225352896I'm not surprised with you as her son
>>225353058a runt
>>225353046
>>225353060that's actually quite rude
>>225352823wish i were a shagger too
just because the government says the time is different now doesn't mean the time is actually different now I'm not shifting my whole fucking life by an hour waking up earlier going to bed earlier eating earlier just because of their retarded fucking autism I hate this I hate women
watching the old posh people walk about
>>225352913What's that blue shite
>>225353129Blue waffle. Google it.
>>225353101wrong
got that arday shine
>>225353101changing the time truly is evil, it's just a way to fuck with people and remove them from reality no matter what excuse they give it
I'M SUPER SEXY!!!!!!!!
Screaming at Polanski meekly hiding away at the sideEven if you know you've lost you're coming second placeStand front and centre
>>225353140Didn't fall off the turnip truck yesterday did I
>>225353101>>225353164don't be so fucking stupid okay
bets are on
>>225353192who you got?
>>225353166wtf is that
you can't change time i don't care if you pretend to go an hour forward or backward i keep the score
>>225353207One of the epic quirk chungus oh so British candidates
arrested development is a funny show and spinal tap is a funny movie what more evidence do you need that comedy is real
>>225353219I didn't understand Arrested Development when I was a kid but I still watched it.
>>225353213time isn't real first of all second the earth do be tilting and you're going to have to accept it
>>225353166Liked our man Tyler's videos he's been doing. We've got some good people, and good momentum going.7% in places and there's no coverage of restore at all, all word of mouth
>>225353199
>>225353240how did it make you feel
>>225353256Willy hard
haha lol count baked beanface
>>225353219arrested development is ok but mogged by british comedy. haven't seen spinal tap
I'm in charge of the fourth dimension
>>225353253cute shirts
this is /sci/ rn >>225353256I thought the Autistic guy was funny, I also liked Tobias and Michael Cera's character.
>>225353262it was hard because of gob bluth?
>>225353278frog world
>>225353289Maybe...
hope you're all having a rockstar vibes morning
>>225353278there is no autistic guy
>>225353248Restore are good and seem to have a decent calibre of candidates given how new/small they are but they need to ditch the performative politics like young bob and that tom guy going around trying to own the libs in debates They're otherwise serious just get rid of that Americanised faction
>>225353271thanks for everything you do
>>225353300isn't Buster autistic?
People are scared of appearing gay due to homophobia, that is what damages male fraternity.Remove homophobia, and two straight men will have no issue hugging. Breeders brought this on themselves.
>>225353320no he's normal he's just a motherboy
Listening to indie punk from 15 years ago when I was in my social prime and feeling nostalgic for when I used to go to gigs and hang out with bands and have sex and do drugs without feeling guilty
>>225353339oh, I always thought he was autistic
he's kinda cute though like no yeah right?
Taking a pocket full of jigsaw pieces with me everywhere I go to hand out to people that act autistic as a very subtle insult that they won't understand
>>225353278I'm going to go save some of these frogs I haven't seen before so expect to see them posted here at some point
>>225353278>picI suppose the question to ask is how would users discern whether this is happening on other boards without an obvious image theme linking all the posts together (frogs in this instance)?For instance you could train an LLM on a month's worth of [any board]'s posts then set up a program to make opening threads with questions / topics that align with that board's purpose. To be honest I suspect this already goes on and the most probable people behind it are the site administrators, to generate traffic and simulate interest for the purpose of selling ad space. Another obvious example would be 1PBTID threads on /pol/.
>>225353377excellent news
rorke vs leftypol the final showdown
>>225353386Is there a limit to how many threads you can make? maybe it's just one or two anons >>225353377I did the same lol
listening to shostaskovich and playing with my willy and thinking about what im going to write to a tenantinb4 blog on
>>225353427blgo on
>>225353419>is there a limit to how many threads you can make?The people doing this stuff aren't doing it from their home ISP. Each of these threads will be made by a different IP.
>>225353442vie bene doen( I TURNED ITALIAN)
Road tax bastards want their pound of flesh so I can drive my stupid car around. Highway robbery it is.
might rape the world
>>225353472cyclechads stay winning
>>225353499>things incels say
just woke up
Mums just had a go at me bc I took her clothes out of the washing machine bc they had finished and she’d left them in there well sorry but some of us want to do our own washes bitch!!!!!
Watching videos of girls talking about how they regret getting tattoos and how they realize it's ugly and not feminine.>>225353444probably
>>225353519i just dump it on hte floor and let her seethe keknot my problem
>>225353519>calling your own mother bitchgrim gremlin incel fuck
sat in the runt van waiting for another runt to show up so we can do our runt toil
>>225353519you have a bizarre relationship with your mother
>>225353512would allude to the kettle and the pot but in this case, diego, you are a 40+ virgin living alone and me living with my missusbe quiet, you embarrassment
>>225353253How much on?This is 1120/1?
>>225353546least delusional brit poster
>>225353555have you completely lost the plot mate
>>225353555Got nothing on tonight lad wanna grab a pint?
>>225353566we can do a virtual one xx>>225353563?
>>225353532That illegal or something
>>225353566corr i'll have nothing on as well mate. if you know what i mean
>>225353580no i dont know what you mean im afraid
treat me like a slutlittle dirty bitch, i love to fuck
(8) if you know what i mean do you know what i mean (8)
dont reply to it
>>225353574Coach & horses @7?
yes I put my tits all over his body and he likes it
>>225353620the main soho one i hope ;)but no mate i'm homealoneeveyfridaynight
Restore Britain won the Holborn and St Pancras by election
Down to 77.20kgAnd you lot mocked my grim mealsScale seems to have a mind of it's own though so I'm starting to think that 80kg wasn't even accurate
>>225353506This cyclechad looks like he's about to get cheesed
>5'7
>>225353499The Man who Raped the World
>>225353547it's a patent, 14 bets of all combinations of those 3 horses, think it's 4000+/1 for the win treble now. I am not recommending placing this bet yourself as gambling is stupid and they will all probably not even finish in the places so stay within your limits and when the fun stops, stop
thinking about skibadi toilet
>>225353657I had a scale that showed 2kg more, then I bought a new one and weigh myself on a second one and now I know it's correctGood job on the losing weight lad
>>225352823jaypost of the century>yeah i got an infection by fucking a girl's arsehole but it cleared up rawdogging another
78 days to Christmas lads.
>5'7you're worrying about the wrong measurement
>>225353684cannae wait for the CAROLS
I feel small in public at 6ft can’t imagine being shorter than that
>>225353692it's alright
>>225353674>£70 stakeNigga
I'm 5'6 lmao
>>225353709How's life from down there?
>>225353692im 5'10 and dont mind it ngl
>>225353674>return 34kScreaming
>>225353709Atleast you’re laughing
>>225353709ktim
>>225353698>>225353721this is me in a few hours btw
rorke wearing shoe inserts to go from 5'6 to 5'8
>>225353674Placed 5p each way on them
>>225353751How do you pick your horses?
>>225353751could be u now if u spent 70 quid on cigars and booze
>>225353759would never do that but im seeing guys that are 6ft and above that wear shoes sneakers with big lifts/heels which is hilarious imo
>>225353764>facebookok unc
>>225353795>Updatethe brunette mogs her friend so hardor sister? they look like same but just fitter version of same person
>>225353800How else do you get local news from locals not woke bbc news? Reddit? Faggot
>>225353795hope he wanked in it
how do i find bf
zoomer retard calling something an unc platform while posting on one
>>225353811retard. one on the right is clearly a swarthy jew
In 3 hours this guys gonna have the deposit for the /brit/ houseBig things are coming
>>225353835>Big things are comingme when i wank or shag
>>225353825EA have it on their storebf, bf:bc, all the others
>>225353799Unironically the only guys who ever bang on about height are tall people
Suction upon the anus applied orally. A fart and a little bit of poop came out of Emma Watson's hole.
>>225352829Put a couple of hooters on Man City to get relegated
>>225353825visit berlin
>>225353843Into fat birds are we?WaheyYou hear that? He said big things ate coming when he shags, i said 'into fat birds are we?'You shoulda seen his face!
Haha have you guys seen this frog? Feels good man hahaha
>>225353845
>>225352852typical libtard thinking muslims are their friends
How many hours do you typically spend alone on Friday posting on 4chan?
>>225353876Only do it while i'm getting paid
>>225353876Never you mind.
>>225353871Mmm Mummy terf
>>225353862
>>225353876noneI shitpost in my home office all day while work things I am doing things (microsoft cowork has automated most of it) and then on friday nights I take my girlfriend out for drinks and some nice food and fun activities before getting balls deep.
if you could get away with it i mean if it wasn't illegal you deffo would though
>>225353871Evil woman
>the US is going to livestream a firing squad execution
>>225353901Thats the trappings of an intelligent and successful manClive, what do you really do on a Friday?
>>225353876varies if i'm doing a sesh here or notif i am could be like 5 hoursif i'm not could be 0 or just 30 minutes or w.e.
>>2253539623rd world country
>>225353962cool
>>225353949?
would anyone care for a bump of charles?
>>225353962For all the 'freedom' america has the state really can just decide on a whim to crush you or do what it likes with you if you cross it.
>>225353957She's given joy to millions of people worldwide with her books. What's evil about that?
>>225353846yeah
>>225353778good lad>>225353787for these bets I look for horses that I think are overpriced in races I think are open or more open than the market suggests. I start with just looking at basic form then watch previous races
>>225353962Brought to you by Carl's Jr
>>225354006She's mean to trans folxxx and the LGBTQIA++ community
>>225354002This guy was a soldier and killed a bunch of unarmed soldiers on a base tbf, dont think they included that one in the bill of rights
>>225354040They deserve it.
>>225354053Nasty transphobe you are
>>225354067not scared of em, just don't like em. bunch of weirdos aren't they
>>225354012What's your profit and loss? Saw you had a big win the other day but you're not betting small
7 km run toil done25 minute stretch and core toil donefeeling full of vigour
touching my tummy so that the bad posts on /brit/ will go away
Kek, he only lasted 6 hours before stealing again
>>225354090you can tick off boring blogtoil as well
by nightfall these threads will be swarming with orcs
mayhaps deegsy will stay here longer than 20 minutes today
business idea: circumcision but crinkle cut
>>225354113boot up the guts launch it into the tree tops
>>225354090BasedRunning is based
>>225353957Good ELO choon that.
>>225354116maybe I'll knock you the fuck out like the little bitch ass pussy you is
>>225354116Booze fridges opened at 10 probs out at the mo getting stocked up
Been stuck in a psychward for 3 years Has the outside world changed much in that time???
>>225354116that's my aim bro
>>225354181no mate. still rubbish
>>225354106What would you have me do?
geordie greep of black midi has been cancelled
Business idea: liquify Australians for fertiliser, replace them with current crop of criminals, check back in 50 years
poop weener
>>225354241are we sure it's just not dylexics misspelling his surname
Jay Reatard - my shadow
off to the national portrait gallery today then going to see a film afterwards
>>225354269u can't even say you're REATARDED anymore
>>225354282Alone?
>>225354263if you are insinuating that his name is geordie creep then you are a moron
can take out a 2 year lease on a brand new porsche 911 turbo S for £2k a month, £24k over 2 years to drive an absolute fucking fanny magnet? why should i not do that, literally why
>>225354282FLEX ON CHAD like psyche desu that's a standard kinda day for me as well#sololiving
>>225354085since I started watching past races to properly judge a horse I've been doing quite well:>>224003485>>224114147I don't place £70 patents all the time though I normally just have a tenner e/w double if I see something but I liked these 3 today
deeply unfunny thread
>>225354303wut...
>>225354302...yh>>225354307im not like you mate
Why don’t the police wait outside nightclubs to catch all the predators waiting to take advantage of drunk women?
>>225354328u are MELOOK IN THE MIRRORiT SAYS HOMEALONEEVERYFRIDAYNIGHTI KNOW YOURE EVEN GONA SEE DIGGER YOU CRAZY FUCK
>>225354319since you dropped in yh
>>225354345would bev racist innit
>>225354345they're the ones waiting to take advantage
>>225354345islamophobic
Diego is an alcoholic pisshead
>>225354345Clean up crew is British culture mate
>>225354368he love it booze
>>225354306>10% down payment ~20k>oil change every 3k miles>500 quid to change a tyre>tax on lease paymentsits marginally less retarded than buying one, but it's still incredibly retarded
>>225354368if you rate alcholics from a scale of 0 being always sober to 10 being raging alcholicthen i'd say i'm a 6mild symptoms of alcoholism
>>225354345that would mean they have to do their job and they don’t do that
>>225354090ktim love pretending I’ve been on a run riling up the runts
>>225354385yeah same desuI have a drink pretty much every day, not hard booze, but ranges from a glass of wine with dinner to a few pints out it's consistent though
>>225354410nah im a binger will drink nothing for a week then get smashed for 12 hours
>>225354346>DIGGERnoperacist cunt
jeans have got wee wee smell around the crotchdont know why
>>225354501grow up
Somebody get these friggin diggers out of here!
>>225354510what do you call it then? PISS?
NEW>>225354522>>225354522>>225354522
Might check out farmers market tomorrow, buy a vegetable perhaps
>>225354545nobody cares about your microblogs, wind your neck in
>>225354557youve got a rancid attitude mate
Right so my work laptop just decided to restart itself right while I was in the middle of somethingNo click here to restart or anything just a big pop up that said your client needs to restart and an ok button
>>225354557This post is a microblog
>>225354552thats not the new thats a tranner bouncing on a black cocker
>>225352804>Bumblebee beat red foxSlave nation
might drinko booze tonight aha
>>225354555yeah you can get vegetables there
hi hello anyone there
um
Hi
>>225354747We're just finishing up the days work before lunch lad we'll be back in a sec
>>225353386I can't prove it but this whole website has been heavily botted since 2022
>>225354766This is why the britcord existsIts like classic brit
>>225354581You've been hacked
Need to write a sizable report but I've got a fucking hangover
>>225354816Two wordsAI
225354552why is this jew not perma banned
>>225354605SNAP hah
my flipping hairs going grey
>>225354875ass insertion
