totally organic posting edish
unholster those zingers
>Granit Xhaka fined ÂŁ136,000 over fake COVID certificateWoke mob are out for blood
>the shartyWill never not crease at this name
zinc, tongkat and magnesium down the proverbial hatch
>>225357217
>>225357217on that topic, covid is making the rounds again in the country. i think they're calling it american covid for some reason
>>225357194Blud posting screenshots from over a year ago
which PM had the fittest partner
>>225357217Mental how I never took a single vax ever and I hardly even wore a mask and I never caught the coof and had no negative consequences whatsoever but they’re still trying to go after people for it like half a decade later
I watch only the highest quality cuckold pornography
>>225357255i think its the fraud they're concerned about
>>225357217saw that on reddit they saying he got off light and should’ve been way more lmao
>>225357242imagine if he got an erection and the cat fell off haha
>>225357254It’s Samantha Cameron and it’s not even close desu all the other PMs in my lifetime were married to walled munters
>>225357266if they were they'd be going after the vaccine manufactorers and popliticans who propagated themif they're "safe and effective" then medical science needs to be restarted entirely
first horse missed the break and was never in it but what a run from mr swivell we're in profit already lads
>>225357266Give me a break nigga that is not fraud
Covid melty in the big '26
5MG Methylphenidate hydrochloride down the hatch
>>225357287They were mostly safe and effective let it go
>>225357266>Pretending you took the experimental gene therapy drug is fraudWouldn’t call it that myself but ok. I think they just can’t handle that the “conspiracy theorists” were right about it
IS SHE REALLY GOIN' OUT WITH HIIIIIIIM
>>225357302cant even imagine the creature that drew this
>>225357313blud tried to ban from some public places, remove me from my nhs job, and stop me travelling over nonsense but i'm the bad guy for not "letting it go"state of you
>>225357327well it is fraud regardless of your opinion on covid
Traitors tonight so the toil drones inform me
>>225357335There was a pic of him in the bath in the last thread
wish I could roll my R’s been trying for around 2 months now no luck
worried about foden
>>225357333JOE JACKSON WHAT A SONG
>>225357335all AI these days pal
>>225357339Moving the goalposts again, just like you to doI never said they should've removed you from your job
>>225357335Looks something like this
Rorke lift us up where were belong
If I could pick a Pokemon to have in real life it'd probably be something with the ability to fly for obvious reasons
>>225357365based dogberg enjoying his scran
i totally just ripped ass back then
>>225357358so you can't make a machine gun noise?
*turns everyone here into pillars of salt*
Ancient Egyptians were Lebanese, simple as.
>>225357367lmao what goalposts you said i should suck it up and take the "safe and effective" vaccine instead of having all these repercussions i said FUCK YOU
Just ordered Chinese as a treat. Reluctantly we ordered fried rice, and even asked for the takeaway to fry the fried rice. As expected, what arrived was more like boiled rice that looked like it had been "flashed" at best.It seems all of our local Chinese takeaways are doing the same, trying to pass off barely fried boiled rice as fried rice. Is it the same where you are or are we just an oddity here on the borders of south east London?
>>225357365corr imagine shagging that
>>225357402get off the computer
>>225357374What about the sexo pokewomen?
>>225357386CONGRATULATIONSMATT LUCAS
>>225357392ancient egyptians were nords
>>225357385shut the FUCK up brayden
>>225357342It’s not fucking fraud fraud has to be on like an actual protected document like a passport or tax forms or financial forms etc some little fucking card that says you got jabbed isn’t fucking fraud faggot
>cotton handy
>>225357402that as in the food and shagging as in metaphorically eating it quickly?
>>225357386rorkes sleep paralysis demon
>>225357365https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4V14lDuEXNQ
Not worth talking to Diego
>>225357425i dont think fraud is limited to protected documents so yeh, it is fraud
>>225357386Fucking hell, Polanski lost to this?
>>225357398It's the same everywhere. You just can't get actual fried rice from a chinese. Better off aiming for a thai as they have higher standards of what constitutes fried.
>>225357342Who’s he defrauded then? And what have they materially lost from him saying he took the vax?
>>225357387I can’t roll my R’s
>>225357421fuckinmg crying
>>225357436Somebody has just put all his posts into an LLM and gets it to pretend to be him for attention
>>225357398could fry it yourself mate
i'm so depressed i can't even blink
I am beyond help lol
>>225357446he defrauded his employer
>>225357436uve ben dfobe
>>225357398>Posting reddit shite here for (You)s>>225357444>>225357460>Replying to reddit shite
Diego? Yeah I wish you would mate
Why was she never as highly rated as Lucy Pinder or Michelle Marsh? She's far more beautiful.
>>225357465not enough mana lol
raping my owen arse
Haven't seen mousenonce in a few days
>>225357469Enbarassinggggg
right then last 3 or so hours of toil before yet another weekend of dreading toil
>>225357494screenshot says he did fraud so im still correct
right thats it im raping mousey
>>225357494Hope Granit sees this king!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZkOY86lUjo
*moonwalks into /brit/*HEEE HEEEEEEESHAMOOOONE MOTHERFUCKERS
wasted my only day off for the week again award
>>225357493he said in discord he's not posting here any more because of all the bullying
>>225357485can make out the shape of her fanny
>slag off blacks and pakis all day>no ban>call 1 (one) greasy dreidel spinner a goblin>3 dayerright that's me reborn as a conspiracy theorist
>>225357527what you done lad as long as you enjoyed it you haven't wasted it
>AI Overview
I always took him for Granit
>>225357510Going off that logic OJ Simpson didn’t kill his wife
my penis is sexual tonight
Take a moment to recognise the achievements of the noble Glyptodon, the least appreciated of all prehistoric animals.
>>225357538Now you're posting sexualized cartoon children What a life!
>>225357556ok
>>225357545>t. Jean-Camille-Dominique Le CuqauldLearn English, dickhead.
I have memories of going on holiday with my family when I was young and I had my own room. There was a copy of the Sun in it and I went to page 3 and there was some bird in it (Gemma Atkinson I think?) and I remember wanking like 5 times that night
>>225357563>sexualisedwhere's that then?
>>225357560exquisite looking nigga but what did he achieve then
>>225357560got a bad feeling about those spears...
>>225357584remove the word sexualised and you're still posting cartoon children. you think thats normal?
>>225357579I planted that memory so you would think you had a real human childhood
every day is the samehas been for past 7 years
>>225357591nigga shut the fuck up you are lost
>>225357591meant for >>225357580
>>225357600my life a groundhog porn
love anime schoolgirls me
>>225357600ive woken up alone in a cold bed for like 35+ yearsget on my level >>225357620think i own these
>>225357580Exposed skin, suggestive pose, Japanese pedophile cartoon style. Pretty weird mate.
>>2253575841. Passed his driving test 1st time with ZERO minors2. Got 12 GCSE's, 10 of them at A*-C (only failed IT and History)3. Won Player of the Year for his U-13's football team
>>225357545it's right
>>225357591you sausage>>225357638porn brained
>>225357642>failed Historytbf there was none
>>225357579I have a similar experience to this. Must have been 12 on holiday in Mallorca and the TV on the hotel room had some german channels. Late at night it would broadcast a show called 'Sexy Sports Clips' which was segments of typical 2000s euro porn girls doing full nude stripteases in various sports themes. I intensely wanked myself off probably north of 25 times that week. It was the first time I'd ever seen video erotica full nude.
>>225357288How are you still in profit if the first leg lost?
>>225357620might buy one to RAM up my ARSE at 11PM at NIGHT
>>225357635Are you counting from birth
>>225357620I have these dumbles they don't work I picked them up didn't didn't turn into a giant hulking freak with a functioning penis
>>225357642Top lad, taken from us too soon, will always miss you x
wanking stories
>>225357635https://youtu.be/M4Fxp_qcUFk?si=SUl3gzX5LN2hVOg6thoughts?
>>225357339none of this happened btw
>>225357654Exactly. He got jewed out of a place at Oxford for not knowing about Auschwitz, and it didn't even exist for another 10,000 years! For him it was Future, not History. Fucking AQA bastards
based demmies detected
kissing a robot girl and her fans start revving up
Oh it's him
i reckon i wouldn't be able to sleep if there was someone else in the bed
>>225357657For me it was staying over at my grandparents house and they went to bed early and I stayed up wanking repeatedly to babestation and the like. Absolutely ruined my little willberg that night
>>225357660ÂŁ5 e/w @ 20/1 = ÂŁ130last one was shit as well though so that's it
no dogshit posts below this line––––––
>>225357698
>>225357698good post
>>225357716
>>225357702I would toss and turn so much I really can't imagine itluckily no woman has ever shared a bed with me and I have no reason to believe one ever will
My wife thinks I'm having a mental breakdown because I'm stockpiling
>>225357714i want to masturbase to breasts.... sex!!
>>225357698yeah to remove the stink of you
coating a screwdriver with dog shit then jamming it down my dickhole then rubbing dog shit in my eyes
mental that he impregnated her
>>225357735You don’t have a wife
Almost forgot to tell you that I have a girlfriend didn't I
>>225357702>>225357734you get used to it.lots of couples sleep in separate beds these days.
>>225357714>>225357735Those breasts are large
>>225357663no>>225357687"sure">>2253577492/10 successful comedian celebrity manages to shag a 4/10 womanis it really that mental?
mad how funny that film 'Her' wasguy has a perfect ai girlfriend and she ends up dumping him somehow to go and find herself lol
holding a robot girl's hand and her rgb cheek lights start glowing red
>>225357749Why is it mental? She's just as average
got back from work today and heard the newsRIP
>>225357741Absolutely horrendous post.
>>225357784heaven gained an angle
>>225357735Ktim, she brought it up round some mates and they were like "yeah good idea, I've been thinking of doing the same" and then we started talking about the benefits of a go bag
the idea of being told I have to go to bed because she wants to go to bed and doesn't want to get woken up when I do go to bed also doesn't sit well with me
Don't like tall and pointy sharp women because I am a tall and pointy sharp man. I need a nice soft lady with big tits and a flabby bum for squeezing
she's fit tho
>>225357771Damn nigga how old are you!
Watching Graham Norton with homealone x
just got off the phone with polanskihe's fucking livid
>>225357834um
Imagine rimming Pat Butcher. Your tongue working the rancid, shitten creases of her rusty old ringpiece. Her nicotine-grizzled voice barking a few appreciative grunts at you from the top of the bed as you lick her into ecstasy. What a night.
>>225357771>ban people from public places because they were not vaccinateddid not happen, planned but ultimately scrapped>sack people working in the NHS for not being vaccinateddid not happen, was discussed but ultimately was not adopted>stop me from travelling abroad for not being vaccinatedThe UK govt did not stop you from travelling abroad, other countries did
>>225357828im OL AF>>225357834mad how this used to be our livesand now it just isnt
FUCK SAKE MY ARSE
>>225357841he's singing through the pain xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zgINzBfFOg
weighty japanese breasts
>>225357841>hiding in the shadows ready to make a swift exitA cowardly specimen!
>>225357880ok i will lick it clean
Big fan of this stuff. The lad who said it tasted like burnt tyres the last time I mentioned it can go and fuck himself btw.
>>225357867>did not happen, planned but ultimately scrappedincorrect and even that alone should give you the feari was banned unless i did a lft test and showed a negative result through the nhs system>did not happen, was discussed but ultimately was not adoptedwas threatened and then when the deadline arrived it was only through dissent that they had to backdown or lose ~20-30% of an already stretched workforce. a great example of how group protest managed to dismantle the authoritarian and oprpessive demands of the fascistsneedless to say many other countries were not so lucky, and if our nhs workers failed to stop them the rest of us woudl have been next>The UK govt did not stop you from travelling abroad, other countries didonly partially true there would be severe hindrances for my returning to the country as well inflicted by my government because i had not taken the junk
rorke doing a poo dance scream
A university has been criticised after anonymous posts about sexual assault and misogyny were made by a student-run "banter" account it followed.Rebecca Rumsey, co-founder of a sexual misconduct campaign group
>>225357903stop drinking that woke muck and get a bottle of talisker
Want to do my big shop in work hours but someone has booked me in for a call at 2.30. Rather frustrating all in all.
>>225357903for me its bunnahabhain
brap poolanski
>>225357913grow up and work
>tyrethe most random british english spelling ever just a bizarre word
>>225357913bet they'll ring at least 5 minutes late
>>225357922I have completely my allotted toil for the work week you unemployed runt
>>225357912talisker is pleb tier diageo slop
>>225357908100% the phenotype of a girl who's bullied her entire childhood for being a fat hog, then instead of responding appreciatively to the first kind words uttered in her direction by a member of the opposing sex, uses it as an opportunity to punish men collectively for having had the temerity to think her a fugly fucker.
>>225357913im going after work even though its my day off so i dont look like a dosser getting boozejust a hard-working toiler who has earned his night's steam
Have any of you gentlemen ever been skiing?
>>225357935ah, you have a fake job
>>225357954no and i dont think i ever fucking will.
>>225357960whats your problem
>>225357954Went on 4 or 5 skiing trips at school
>>225357960Why? It's great fun x
>>225357954Yeah did a skiing lesson up the Cairngorms years ago
>>225357904>i was banned unless i did a lft test and showed a negative result through the nhs systemIs that banning you? no, it is not. It is offering you an alternative way to prove status of either covid free or vaccinated.>was threatened and then when the deadline arrived it was only through dissent that they had to backdown or lose ~20-30% of an already stretched workforce.So they listened to the people? Really authoritarian that mate. >many other countries were not so luckyTrue, very much so. So you should count yourself lucky that you didn't have to put up with that. I have family in America and one of them literally had to change job and move city because of it all. The approach taken by the UK govt to vax mandates was actually quite light footed. I had to show records of vaccination to enter a restaurant in New York in November 2021 which was utterly ridiculous and I was thankful we did not go down that road in the UK.
>>225357954yes i have. in france and in austria
if you die in britain do you die in real life
banned from the gay porn club
>>225357912gp will actually be sipping some talisker 10 tonight myself
>>225357990oh la di da
>>225357954Went with my school once to the alpsVery fun
Word on the grapevine is that the Carolinas are the states with the people most similar to Britons in demeanour. Is that true? I don't know.
Dishwasher fucked and can't be repairedthat's ÂŁ500 down the swanny soon
1. Public Agent2. Fake Taxi (UK)3. Fake Agent (UK)4. Czech Casting5. Fake Taxi (Euro)In that order
>>225358018oh now now you'll have to wash your own dishes
>go bagWhat fucking wilderness do you think you're going to in the UK? You can't build a hut in some flat farmers field. What are you going to do, hide from the enemy in a hedgerow? A grip. Get one.
>oh now now
>>2253580241. Asshole Fever2. DDF3. Private4. Marc Dorcel5. ATV EntertainmentIn that order
Went skiing in Azerbaijan
>>225357982yes i was banned if i didn't comply with extra arbitrary rules that were disvantageous to me>So they listened to the people? Really authoritarian that mate. screaming so authoritarianism is impossible and imaginary>True, very much so. So you should count yourself lucky that you didn't have to put up with that. I have family in America and one of them literally had to change job and move city because of it all. The approach taken by the UK govt to vax mandates was actually quite light footed. I had to show records of vaccination to enter a restaurant in New York in November 2021 which was utterly ridiculous and I was thankful we did not go down that road in the UK."lucky" funny way of saying not non-compliant, you seem to think the uk is a benevolent state that only wants the best for its citizensoh do i have a bridge to sell you lmaoclownals the core of your argument that>oppressions are ok because they're not as bad as other placesis utterly braindead
>>225358032It's a larpAmerican gun fetish larpers do it
im a snowboarder not a skiier
>>225358032A clue. Gain one.
>>2253580241. gdp2. exploited college girls3. black ambush
>>225358049you're a fucking drunken retard mate I don't care about this moaning blogpost
>>225358032id locate myself inside a turkish barber as the government doesn't ever investigate them
>>>/fit/77557604
>>225358065uve been done
>>225358000you were too gay
>>225358056We call them gays on trays where I'm from
>>225358024professional porn is for actual fucking chimpanzees
>>225358076you spent all that time typing that out and I didn't read it so you've been done actually, like a kipper
plenty of wilderness to die in here this is where you want to be if you're getting skittish
He's done him
2 capri-suns and a mini babybel in the go bag
>>225358097too hot
4chanx having a melty
>>225358089good post
printed out /brit/ in the go bag
>>225358097Would love to die in the woods somewhere and never be found
Playing with my puppy and he fell off the sofa, landing on his back on the wooden floor and now he hates me and won't spend any time with me :(
>>225358131get that little puppy arsehole shagged
>>225358097northern australia seems wild and dangerous.
>>225358124
>>225358142spaino mate...
>>225358143wtf do you mean by northern australia nigga that doesn't narrow anything down
>>225358146s
>>225358097ever got done bit by a copperhead?
>>225358094took 30 seconds not all of us are low iq gremlins like u lmao iuf anythign your win is making me do the cpatche that almost takes as long as typing a post
>>225358143the vast majority of Australia is wild and dangerous
>>225358173narrows it down by quite a lot actually
>>225358173you've got a state literally called northern you bogan cunt
>>225358181Mental how big it is
>>225358181business idea: send BAMEs to the australian interior
>>225358181get that flooded and irrigated immediately
>iuf anythign your win is making me do the cpatche that almost takes as long as typing a post
Piercing blue Aryan eyes. I can see why Tilde likes him so much.
>>2253582054 year old me when i catch a glimpse of my dad's dick
he's authoring posts like that and thinks he is only a 6 on the alcoholic scale
Could be afternoon nap times
hi
>>225358299alri ian
>An actor best known for his role as Fat Kevin Malone in the US version of The Office is among the candidates to become the next rector of St Andrews University.>Brian Baumgartner is among six people vying for the role, after he visited St Andrews in the summer.
>>225358218hootering
hi ian im gay
>>225358317Given St Andrews is about 50% yank he'll probably get it
>>225358317>Fat Kevin Malonehis name was just 'kevin malone' actually
glod
>>225358317Nobody cares about these Reddit celebrities
>>225358317why are random american actors even considered for the role of rector at a Scottish university?
risk of rain 2 is very funbought the dlcs yesterday and then they went and released a new one an hour afterwon't be buying that one though as I've got a lot to play as it is
>>225357243KEK I'm out of the country at the moment, I refuse to believe it. Don't tell me everyone is going to eat this up. You couldn't make this stuff up
I wish Fat Kevin posted here
>>225358317The current rector btw
>>225358358gp
>>225358336haha japan does it again
>>225358336confusing image
If Chris Angel can really do all those things than we should probably be worshipping him as some sort of Jesus
The busybodies are going to get an intense thrill when they hear this. They must've been so bored these past few years
>>225358392you people really can't do anything
>>225358401Again, nobody cares about these Reddit celebrities
Tilde is so bvsed vmg
>>225357282Not even CLOSE. I've met her and she's even sexier in person, proper mindless though. Crazy she used to get her vagina out
Uh oh
i need to get away i need to get out of here i need to escape
cremate me after you cum on my lipshoney boy
>>225357217based Albanian BVLL
>Kosovohmm I smell Foreign Office civil servant
>finally get a day off work>wife is starting to list out things she needs me to do while she’s goneIt’s my DAY OFF
none of this has anything to do with fodiepops
>>225358146he doesn't go anywhere without his bradley folder
catberg can hear dogberg barking (at nothing as usual) and has gone to investigate
>>225358500blow her head SMOOVE off
>>225358550curious georgeberg
>>225358550curious little shit isnt it
demented gen alpha niggas in nursing homes in 2090 instinctively doing the 67 motion
>still in single-digit days for locktober
45 min video on youtube from german channel fern about the ol' 4chan websiteshan't be watching it because I don't need a video to tell me what a website I've browsed since 2007 is about
grew this bitch from a spec
>>225358601grow up
>>225358611probably just recycling content thats been made for decades
>>225358638Mental how he has had sex and I never have or will
>>225358463>Crazy she used to get her vagina outstory?
Lying in bed now. Blanket pulled up to my lower face, just covering my mouth
>>225358640I'd watch a video about 4chan if I thought it was going to get into what makes people browse and post on a website that eschews persistent online identity in 2026 as opposed to putting their whole life on social media.But I'm not interested in watching (another) video that covers lolcats, image macros, marblecake also the game polls, Hitler Mountain Dew, Shia LaBoeuf flag triangulation, racism, /pol/ and Donal Blumpf. The same ground that's been covered ad infinitum.
>>225358024for me it'sWowGirlsUltrafilmsCzech CastingIFeelMyselfFTVgirlsErstiesBitches AbroadATK HairyZishyHegreAbbyWintersNetVideoGirlsPorn ForceStrapLezCovert Japan >>225358062>1. gdpbasado
thug aim
>>225358766porn brained incel freak
>1/10 people in my constituency claims PIPseems pretty mental
i'm evil, nigga
patiently awaiting the new york session
>>225358792Must be some nice motors knocking about
I should really have a shower before my date tonight Or I could just wear parfum de bloke, maybe she'd find that attractive
>>225355084
carbon nanotubessomething you don't hear about much anymore
Always pee sitting down when at home as due to an inconvenient mismatch between penis and foreskin size I have a notable tendency to split stream and piss all over the seat and floor. Rather than regularly wiping this up I just sit down. In public places they just get my piss everywhere though, unfortunately I often also get it on my trousers but these things happen.
>>225358905Just pull your foreskin back?
>>225358932>>225358932>>225358932new
