When are you coming to Italia?
When Queen Leonor I orders an invasion of Vatican City to arrest the current false pope.
>>225359722Are you sending 80IQ machete wielding spics our way?
>>225359684I would but your people don't like my race.
>>225359722This is anti-American discrimination
>>225359748I'm the 80IQ machete wielding spic, yes.
>>225359779Im waiting
>>225359751not true, we're frens
>>225359751We only dislike Merkel, never heard someone complain about Germans as a collective
>>225359684I'm too dark-skinned for Italia, Italia should come to me instead
we have italia at home
>>225359684Is there anything more overrated than pizza margherita imagine putting that next to the colosseum
>>225360535it's comfort food it doesn't have to be mindblowing
I was there a week ago (sorrento/positano, rome, florence, varenna/mennagio/bellagio, Milan, venice, Florence). I was in the process of designing a 'jak based off a beggar I had an interaction with in Florence but got lazy and stopped
>>225359684Next year and i come to stay fuck meloni
>>225359684I did in June (despite the heat) and realized Italians don't suffer, and all of your women are incredibly sexy smokers with great fashion sense. The lack of AC just makes them hotter, American women rarely sweat like that so I was constantly imagining the heavenly smell (and sometimes not imagining). Also tons of history, art, and culture as soon as you step outside. Delicious food. And yet all the McDonald's i saw were crowded and every Italian I met thought America was better. Grass is always greener, I guess.
>>225360022I like Merkel more than Berlusconi
>>225363502Where the fuck did you go that has no AC?
I would give just about anything to visit again but I have no friends or anyone to go with so I'd probably just be miserable
Top left reminds me of dark souls 3
>>225363502Average Italian has a huge grass greener towards America and Germany, I did too for a while then I went abroad and realized we're all in the same shit
>>225363533berlusconi was insufferable but he's not even top 5 worst politicians, e.g. prodi did a lot more damage just more sneakily
I exchanged my original shithole for here and I couldn't be any happier
>>225359684Don't think they'd have me to be quite honest with you
>>225363634Mainly Bologna, Modena and Verona for a day each, Lake Garda, and also the countryside, mainly Val d'Orcia and Tuscany.
>>225359684Will Italy provide a nerdy bubble butt Italian bf that knows how to cook?
