SorryBolt Thrower edish
You sent me a message first, yeah. I live in Maple Ridge British Columbia if you want to FUCKING brawl. COME down, Maple Ridge, ask for Emmett G, I'LL COME OUT MY HOUSE, AND I'LL BREAK YOUR FUCKING LEGS! YOU LITTLE GOOF!
here we all are then. in the new as it were
tit what did i say? too fucking stupid to make a new threadfucking HELL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4SyfrcsE0QViolence and death is entertainment, let's all watch a man catch a bullet together.
any cats in?
>>225360958A truly bizarre lot they are. How hard is it to organise a diary or answer a telephone? Tried to arrange a boiler service the other day, his phone automatically went to a screening and asked for a name and reason for call. Said I am calling to book a boiler service. The phone then hung up.Oh sorry mate my bad I thought you were offering a product/service in exchange for money. How silly of me
>>225360952 #The Taliban aren't living in British churches, nor are there intentional murders between passengers on small boats on the basis of raceAnd despite what the far right says illegal immigration is the lowest it's been in years, literally like 10,000 or so a year now.The hundreds of thousands that arrive every year are mostly legal students and care workers.
Leftypol murdering people practicing free speech and laughing about it and then wondering why nobody wants to join his cult. Must be evil people unlike him.
Thoughts on women wearing tights, stockings, and so forth?Thoughts on them rubbing their feet and thighs and groin on your face?
>>225360978absolutely fucking based
>>225361033they're all tax dodgers
I WILL HAUNT YOUR DREAMS
https://www.theguardian.com/news/2026/sep/30/people-are-asking-who-their-uber-drivers-are-on-the-phone-to-welcome-to-the-long-long-diaspora-phone-callRight this is all well and good but if they could maybe not do it on loudspeaker on the tube that would be great cheers
life in modern day britain has me feeling pretty low
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1791560116089673.mp4
>>225361060pro
>>225361076we all know who they are on the phone withthe quaruonbsibwhat are they talking about
posts about rorke: rorke trying to domesticate a hedgehog by walking it on a leadposts about leftypol: >>225361048
>>225361076I noticed this and delivery drivers and amazon drivers what the fuck are they always yapping about
Peak America is when they tried to kill that woman via lethal injection only for her to survive so they sent her to a hospital where the doctors were trying to save her life. Another funny caveat to that story is that the drug manufacturers refused to sell them more of the chemicals to try and kill her again, so the state then went scrambling around drug dealers to get the drugs to kill her again
>>225361060stockings are GOATed
>>225361084First time I saw this and I thought it was really sad because I imagined it was a father and his daughter. Then I saw it on X and apparently it's about two lovers, which made me feel less sad.
>>225361111Rorkes can't do humour
right so im not clicking that
>>225361121wish the state would kill me ngl
inflationberg doing a number on consumerstein
>>225361111Many a rorke post about him going postal on nons>>225361131It's /wsg/ work safe gif, it's fine
>>225361145scream
UH UH UH UH UH
rorke becoming THE expert on the common cockchafer
The rorke posting cunt always has 1 or 2 other posters here consistently to back up anything he says. Literally here every single day because their lives are creating echo chambers to reinforce their politics
leftypol wanking with his dads dirty undies
>>225361182or, get this, he samefags a lot.
>>225361182>other postersmate....
police showed up to young bob's family home
the singular rorkeposter
>>225361186he does do that pops things up his bum too the filthy bugger
>>225361060how old are they
lady who just won the nobel prize in literature
rorke listening to every single album from every single chart on the /mu/ wiki over a 15 year period and deciding he doesn't like music
>>225361200>>225361207>we're totally not sadsacks here everyday creating an echo chamber for each other haha
>>225360978WHERE NEXT TO CONQUER
>>225361150and those are real receipts are they yeah
>>225361027>The Taliban aren't living in British churchesI said future Taliban>nor are there intentional murders between passengers on small boatsBut there are. They kill Christians in their homeland all the time. How did you think their home nations became 99-100% Muslim? They are dead now. Most never got a chance to flee. And those that tried were just tossed overboard. Just google "Christian thrown overboard" and you'll find hundreds of stories. >illegal immigration is the lowest it's been in years, literally like 10,000 or so a year nowThe hundreds of thousands that arrive every year are mostly legal students and care workersCompared to what? Now compare it by scales of 10, 20 years and you'll see you've just been lied to by whoever told you that.>The hundreds of thousands that arrive every year are mostly legal students and care workersForeign imported people to subsidize falling naive birthrates is never a wise decision. Especially when they outbreed you in the lower class and then out earn you in the upper class. I think many many maaaaany people are starting to see what a chunk saw 10 years ago: this experiment of being the world's dumping ground, pretending you won't be outbred, pretending you cannot be bullied in your own native homeland, cannot work. You will either be outbred and then lorded over, or you will fight a civil war. It's your call to make right now if you want to do this the easy way now, or the hard way in the future. It seems you're leaning towards the hard way beacause you lack critical understanding of what the future holds.
Free pussy in the /brit/ frat house guys
>>225361243im not disputing he's a sad bastard but i think he just samefags instead of your proposed scenario
>>225361243not about rorke no
you love to see it
It's over
>>225361150think thats ai pal just a hunch
>>225361233prefer the works of Nael, age 6
>>225361283cant make head nor tail of that moon rune nonsense
need to get in the habit of questioning literally everything as ai
leftypol decolonising his bf
Rorke Origins
>>225360978Get the Bolt Thrower vinyls posted
>>225361150
we're going to kill leftypol
>>225361233shit for cunts
my arse is colonised with poo
>>225361233>love doesn't exist so i'll shag every attractive bloke i possibly can while being depressedWoah deep...All she needed to add was a line about incels and it's complete
>>225361233yeah she is good isnt she
>>225361318Cringe
your thoughts?https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/206184182/#206184182https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/206184182/#206184182
>>225361342screaminganne carson is on the ropes
good news ladsi can now fit into the smallest jean size at my local big and tall shopsoon ill be able to buy actual human clothes
>>225361150VAT being 20% is honestly mentalshould put everyone who voted tory from 2010-2019 in a concentration camp
Threw out all my sex toys and lingerie
>>225361283nonsense language
>>225361369Do not go on this link unless you want to see an arsehole
>>225361289This is genuinely a good poem, shows an intuitive understanding of line breaks and how to build and release tension.
sick to bastard death of free verse this is NOT poetry
>>225361404photo of you is it?
>>225361233>Nobel Prize in LiteartureLiterally doesn't mean anything. Literature has been brought to a base level by Ashkenazi Jewish artists who have chronic envy and hatred of the West, leftwing self-hating white women, pedophile sympathizers, and unmatured men.Literature after 1950 is trash
Cannot for the life of me get this, after valor wasn't it I don't know what it could be
why is it so coldmy incel lair is cold
I WILL GLASS YOU OUTSIDE THE PUB YOU FUCK
>antisemitic muttmerican doesnt readshocking
>Anthropic bans users from being 'cruel' to its AI systems>The company says it will ban users from "sustained and needless" abusive behaviour towards its AI.manners cost nothing lads
sex with women
>>225361454explain why she's good
you now remember keir sturmer
>>225361426>67 aināt funny no more>67 wasnāt funny before >67 finally came to an end, and if you say it one more time homie we aināt friends lit is back
>>225361416No I'm a dickhead not an arsehole
>>225361465felt so great the government had to ban it
>>225361468sir remembered person
>>225361431Wafer. Its a piece of bread
All literature became irrelevant as soon as rap was invented because rap is the greatest prosaic form ever created. Kendrick Lemar is the master poet of all humanity.t. leftypol
there was a young man from nantucket
>>225361508wafor
>>225361468
I want booze but i don't know what form to imbibeAny suggestions? Not in a beer/ale mood tbqh
my secondary school had an unofficial smoking area. did yours?
>>225361431think about the type of people trannies like to groom, then the opposite of that
>>225361536hobgoblin
wafors for tea lads.
you know remember the 2024 riots
>>225361466her approaches to long form poetry were bold and powerful especially her synthesis and reinterpretations of mythology and fragmentary classical poems also she is canadian
>>225361536g&t
>>225361537yeah the corner of the playground
>>225361516his large arse caused quite a ruckusamong all the menwho came to rape himi suppose he was rather unluck-ed
>>225361150Literally what is anyone supposed to do?You raise wages by X, they raise prices Y.You cut vat by X, they raise prices by Y.You tax by X, they raise prices by Y.It's like they decided 20 years ago that everyone spending power must freeze and then slowly reduce.
>>225361084it not right it not bloody right
>>225361537it was called the outside
When do we plan to start?
>reinterpretations of mythologywomen are obsessed with this shit
>>225361566start what
>>225361536get a nice dry cuvee lad its the weekend
>>225361575the plan
>>225361431phone a friend: Sadiq Khan
>>225361536cidre
WIKIPEDIA BEEN HACKED LADS
>>225361551>her approaches to long form poetry were bold and powerfulhow were they bold and powerful?>especially her synthesis and reinterpretations of mythology and fragmentary classical poemsprovide particularly good examples of this and explain why they're good
>>225361583monday
>>225361536winecocktailgin and tonic probably not a bad shout still sunny ehre in LDNDN
this country needs to eat more turnips
>>225361322People in the 1980's must have seriously been overpaying for a 'dog
oh right it can't be Mayor cause he's already used the YI retract my post
>>225361538...adult?
>>225361616
>>225361538Grown, neurotypical, elder hmmm hmm
working on being more social hello
>>225361639Scrom, a tiny portion of the world fighting the good fight
>>225361651shut the fuck up
>>225361651goodbye
>>225361600just were mate not my job to educate you why not go read it yourself not like her best works are very long
>>225361574Don't forget, if you're going to rewrite mythology, you must do fart out a low, base level free verse that looks like you spent 2 minutes on it. You must not for whatever reason try anything skillful like rhyming couplets, enjambments, meters, iambic patterns, scansion, etc. because that's old white man shit. And like its really not fair that ugly old Indian women with English as a second language and teenage black women who only speak ebonics cannot do that.That's what women and leftists think being bold is.
>>225361651you posted this shit in the wrong neighbourhood motherfucker
wotan PUNCH
>>225361658That's your bluff successfully called, now off you fuck.
>>225361538AH MAJOR opposite of minor got it
glod
>>225361696reckon I could make a living as a cryptic crossword writer
>>225360978https://youtu.be/zYx7H3Ji914
im not seeing the gfberg this weekend
yes im listening to technoyes i m dancingyes im gona be dirnking very soon
>>225361550I don't remember anything actually
>>225361735im listening to thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhBDE_WKYpY
>>225361722I believe in you x
Why did they think this title was a good idea?
>>225361735your life? abysmalyour future? dismaltummy-ache? bismol
>>225361574her most famous book is a reimagining of an ancient greek poem about hercules slaying a giant monster that she changed it into a story about young gay photographer getting broken up with by his boyfriendlol genuinely
I am forgotten
>>225361781fr they memory holed him
where were you when Rome fell? i wasn't born
>>225361735i am currently engaged in the first drink of the steamtoil
>>225361781shining like the true saint that he is
>>225361774do they know that gay men put their engorged willies in the place where shit comes from until they cum inside said shit pipe?and that the anus sometimes permanently collapses to the point they need to wear nappies?
>>225361806It's all downhill from here
>>225361802screaming at 9 billion decibels
holy shit its 5pm already wtf
Lot of meltys in the air tonight, the boxroom incels and the wagecucks gearing up for a proper Friday night scrap
>>225361781Shine bright, tonight, you and IWe're beautiful like diamonds in the sky
>>225361781The fraud and liar? Good. Being allowed to lie until you make it and killing yourself when found out to get away with it because of the left and your blackness is satanic
>>225361836it's sunny and drizzling at the same time
>>225361781leftypol killed him when you think about it
>>225361845inspiring stuff from sir jason
Drinking isn't even enjoyable. The enjoyable part is the initial half hour to hour where your brain switches modes to drunk and then it's just dire trying to keep a fleeting high going knowing tomorrow you're going to wake up feeling like shit with regret questioning why you even drank.
>>225361774love from kazakhstan
>>225361830so it seems... so it seems
fuelling the gender wars on reddit
Sir Jayjay Arday
reminder that Oscar Wilde was a pedophile
mental how I've completely fucking wasted my 20s hahahathen I'm going to get older and weaker until im fucking dead forever lol
>>225361735you're already pissed you alcoholic midget
>>225361838And you are the mysterious person without a job nor a bedroom... so homeless?
>>225361838already half cut and going off the rails mentally and its only 5pm
>>225361233>You remember too much,>my mother said to me recently.>Why hold onto all that? And I said,>Where can I put it down?this is like giving rupi kaur a nobel
What happened to jason arday was basically a lynching
>>225361883lol same here
there are no canadian or australian writers worth reading the uk and usa are the only anglosphere countries with any culture or interesting history sub-yanks feel superior to real yanks for some reason even though thereās nothing to them. empty shell countries
you're all drunkard losers fuck you allhate you all
>>225361233Oh if it wasn't for my clitty.I could have been a shagger.One can evade sex a long time.Then you die.
>>225361883you can still make something of your remaining 20s :)
>>225361889you aren't>>225361890it's not>>225361894it wasn't>>225361896you aren't>>225361903there are
>>225361830not quite 1st sip and then it take suntil like the 5th drink before you get back to that levelthen it's amazing for a few drinks before rapidly plummeting>>225361885project on
>>225361924going to be quite difficult considering im 32
>>225361860pissheads constantly in denial about this fact
the most fun i had in my life was playing in sports teams during school and it's sad that i'll never have that again
>>225361924what become a dangerous predatory paedophile like you?
autumn endsfrogs settle downinto the earth
everything that's been posted in this thread so far? was just saying that in the pub.
>>225361860just drink a glass of water
>>225361946grow up you contrarian cockwomble
>>225361964*hands you a nobel prize*
>>225361860>>225361953see >>225361950yes first sip is goodbut by 5th drink it's better theproblem is the 1-4 drinks do nothingand then problem is you peak around 7th drink but it's very hard to tell cos you're pissed by then and it's hard to stop
>>225361971at blazing fast speeds I hope
>>225361882basically every gay celebrity ever was a paedophilewilliam s burroughs talks about travelling to third world countries and paying families to have sex with their pubescent male children. he says basically everyone in the gay scene was doing the exact same thing and it was completely unremarkable
>>225361946*grabs your supple waist**blows air into your ear and nibbles on it**does a few warm-up thrusts**rapes your arse at 9999999998 km/s*
>>225361860>Drinking isn't even enjoyable.fact check: false
the racist cockwombles of wimbledon common are we
Interesting to think that when y
98% of men are paedophiles
>>225362006someone check up on this lad please. make sure he's ok.
what do you do in this situation
>>225361887I'm a gentlemanne of leisure
>>225361955???????????
nothing better than getting really shitfaced out on the town with a mate and having an amazing night unexpectedly out of nowhere used to be able to do this before I hit my 30s and settled downget out there an enjoy it before it's too late lads
>>225361988Graffitiing this on the door of 10 Downing Street
>>225362026women ruin everything 2bh
hope that lad is ok. I loved his burning sense of inquisitiveness and his passion for thinking
>>225362020give a rousing impromptu speech in support of alek yerbury and the NRP
>>225362026no!
>>225362026i miss doing this, unfortunately all my mates have moved on and grown apart from me
>>225362026Ever shag your mate up the arse?
>>225361890>rupi kaurwho
>>225362058only a few times, just messing around like. nothing gay
>>225362013>>225362048I'm fine, actually clicked post when it was on a timer
>>225362058It's not gay if you don't kiss
what is the worst place for an adhd person to end up in? a concentration camp
>>225362112
>>225362125
>>225362112Your own hope me are not clock going?
sir mark corrigan
>>225362078infamously dogshit instagram poet who sold millions of books to women>i am a museum full of art>but you had your eyes shutthats a whole poem
Just got to park to walk dogberg and the heavens opened up. Hate this gay country.
>>225362134yes
>>225362125haha I get itBecause he would have to socialise with jews!How ridiculous and unpleasant
Shall be having a beveragino or 8 tonight methinks
>>225362111do you reckon mark killed himself since he ended the same way he began with nobody but jez
wombling my skinny white arse to the wonbling song
>>225362161God she's still a smokeshowAbsolutely would until it fell off
>>225362161Grim alkie
Rorke calling his mum a raped BAME goyslave because she ordered a paki pizza
>>225362026used to black out every single time and make a tit of myself. don't miss the hangxiety at all
i am a museum full of fartbut you pinched your nose
>>225362179he was right to do it
Bradley has taken sick leave so he will not be able to react to people's posts tonight
i'm 37
Leftypol calling his mum an evil fascist because she ordered from a non-paki place
howling
hate normalfags
>>225362222im 38
>>225362222>>225362239stone
>>225362239>>225362222why would you admit to being an unc...
she's 14
need to sort the fpl team, haven't missed this the last few weeks
>>225362260thought you were better than this argiebro
well ladstake your pick
>>225362252right well they're obviously not are they because that would be ludicrously fat
>>225362281i will choose scotland women ok
>>225362169love it when women get fatter as they age
>>225362281i will sit in silence i think
>>225362265So not able to post here then
>>225362281West Ham v QPR at 8pm
>>225362275EZ mode for me because I've picked a good team and had a good start and I already had all the players people are now scrambling to getJust swapped DCL for that fella from Fulham, no flags in the side, value forever increasing, rank always on the up.
>>225362185screaming this is me but i still do it >>225362222alri kiddo>>225362211get better soon braddles
>>225362278I'm sorry, i wont say the U word again :(
>>225362311penis worshipper
>>225362302>>225362331Imagine the size and width and coal black darkness of the sort of cock she needs to be satisfied
right im out cu all
>>225362354you're really weird
Reminder that Wes Streeting sold your ID and full medical records to Palantir
>>225362378its just satire
deegz getting blacked out
>>225362386ok they know I have haemorrhoids so what
>A Polish warehouse worker who shared horrifying videos of monkeys being tortured to death has been jailed for just over three years. Bartosz Poklek, 30, was a ākey playerā in commissioning and scripting videos, one which showed a Macacque monkey being fed feet first into a blender. In another, an electric drill is pushed into an animalās eye, Woolwich Crown Court heard
>>225362386who is wes streeting
>>225362411Honestly at this point you'd be most useful being placed into an industrial meat grinder and turned into biofuel
>>225362354
>>225362407Hitler was right about the Poles
>>225362407he needs a yank style firing squad execution
>>225362407mental how some people have so little empathy. can't kill a fly me I have to trap them and take them outside
You think pornstars ever settle down get married and have kids
>>225362420you'll do nothing
sir polkek
>>225362457yeah
>>225362451based. im the same. they may be small and stupid but they have their role to play in the ecosystem
>>225362407Reckon he should have the same things done to the monkeys done unto himIdeally in whatever order prolongs his suffering the longest
>>225362473s
>>225362457My dad's mate married a stripper
Top tip: Don't eat poo
show us your minge
>>225362440These days yanks execute you by repeatedly injecting you with a "lethal" drug and then changing their mind when it doesn't kill you, and then just keeping you alive and scratching their head wondering what went wrong. They call that "Tennessee Style."
being a Canadian right now is like having a neighbour who's left their car alarm going for two years
wonder what happened to that lad who shagged his 60 year old neighbour
wish i lived in Izhevsk
Your dad is a bender
queltdown
>>225362537grow up
>>225362537how was i born then
>>225362535coryou'd meet your mates every day at the big onion church
Just had a Mars bar and it tastes like absolute shite
my favourite pornstar was flower tucci
>>225362537this is factually false
>>225362529paul merton ladies and gentlemen
>>225362570ian hislop banging his pen on the table
just eaten a packet of wotsitswhat did i think of them?
>>225362559based
>>225362593seriously cheesy
so its a greek myth about killing a giant monster ok but now its gay sex wheres my nobel prize
>>225362603thanks mate
say hi to arnie, was his 11th birthday recently x
>>225362222same
pair of legends
>>225362625who is your daddy and what does he do
got bbc 1xtra on. learning about black british culture.
your final labour hercules...fast for 24 hours for your next bottoming sesh
>>225358932>>225358932
NEW>>225362653>>225362653
Iām going to have a wank then head to the pub
Dogs be like "cor gizza sniff of those bollocks mate phwoar"
>>225362674>>225362674