random new XD edition
finna fry up a shit ton of bacon and eggs and die of cardiac arrest
Maybe it didn't work out because that loser would have ruined your life, sis!
>>225375674one of the first times i went to the cinema, it was for godzilla (1998) i had just learned about shaking my willy after doing a pee.tried it out in the toilet and was quite proud of myself so on the way back to me seat i ran up the aisle shouting "dad i shook my winky"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CV-SOmSKUs
>>225375716Okay maybe say something about breaking the screen somehow, or of course, throwing your own shit at the screen from being so drunk
weatherstein on the maddest of ones
>>225375731this woman looks like a younger version of the woman from better call saul
>>225375691scrum
>>225375723how was poland in the 90s? you remember much?
>>225375731she's made for the beeb
>>225375744dunno, was in britain at the time.
>>225375741scrumbrastbrastscrumyou are not worthy as my oppronent
have never cared about sports despite making a conscious effort to do so when i was a kid, but it just never really took. my IQ is simply too high.
>>225375754what are polish women like?
loudpack got a nigga eyes chinese now i look like a nigga in anime
XD
>>225375748>>225375763rather offputting series of posts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gu4FZJeLw6o
it bizarreit fucking bizarre
>>225375779all me
>>225375739really? kim always looked very german to me
>>225375783we seriously need to develop technology that lets us detect autistic babies in the womb so we can just abort them and not have to end up dealing with freaks like this
mrs kettleman better call saul sex
>>225375799
>>225375783>>225375799they just do it to provoke this exact reactionjust ignore them
>>225375799messi is autistic and he's the greatest football player to ever live? how could you live in a world without messi? i can't imagine what my life would be like if he didn't exist.
>>225375799The tranny janny might not like this transphobic post
>>225375807i live in a civilised first world (inhales) WHITE!!!!! nation that has more going on than just men kicking balls
>>225375783oh dear
>>225375816can i come over?
>>225375828go away brown
>>225375691I had a bottle of liquor I am outside right now waiting for the weather to kill me it's megtaice 6 outside
i amyou arewe are australian
>>225375832okay chang
Urine. Chinese. Hot.
nigga said it's megtaice 6 outside
Tom Cruise's real surname is Mapother
>>225375861bro thinks of the weather like it family guy
he is watching you
>>225375857good post
where is rorje
pushing the button over and over again on the 'presso machine until the cup is full
just wanked to a peng tranny again
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEMCONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
>>225375853go away pakistani
mental how much pants and trousers muffle the fart smellwhen you fart in the shower it's like an extra 50% potency
just wanked to a peng fat girl again
toiling
>>225375924grow up
>>225375924scream
>>225375924state
>>225375932>>225375936>>225375938your mother's vagina
wish i lived in a moving train with a viewing platform at the caboose to watch the world go by in the morning and another one at the front for when i've had enough
why are tiktok mothers like this
yer da closes the fridge door with his hip
>>225375947doesnt seem like a very nice thing to do to a child
rorke and leftypol at greggs
>>225375966never happened
ITS CHRISTMASSSSSSSS
>>225375947bullying children is objectively funny
we will destroy everything
odd one on the old steve marsh video
don't understand the caste system of india, they all look the same, how do they know who's a dalit and who's brahmin, why don't they lie about what caste they are.
>>225376025you must be a fucking sex god in the UK, rock on man.
myocarditis has me on the ropes
ropocarditis has me on the myocards
>>225376065imagining a 350kg spherical samoan typing this and giggling to myself
>>225376076>mubby it's cause i got the vux?
doing a wee
>>225376085are there any cryptids in poland? like bigfoot in america.
>>225376065dude you're kiwi lmaoooo
>>225376085Screaming. Done him.
>>225376134there are the drowners
I eat oynions Spongemebobmeniggard.
didnt go to the shops yesterday morning due to laziness so now i have to go this morning and now i dont want to go because once again laziness
>>225376149the nandemic
our zaz
>>225376180>coventry pscour man on the inside
>>225376173Drink up, baby, stay up all night / With the things you could do, you won't but you might / The potential you'll be that you'll never see / The promises you'll only make.
Cedardale Road, Walton, 1906 and 2026
>>225376206can't they move all those ugly cables underground
>>225376195s
Time to get serious No more messing around My life ain't gonna end itself now is it
>>225376195psc
>>225376180we love her
>>225376206those nazis really fucked us over with their gay little bombs, aye?
might fuck my own hand
>>225376247grow up
is wine an emulator?
>>225376252i'm lonely :(
>>225376253wine is not an emulator
so, when is jacob geller gonna start his redemption arc? i want more videos bitch
>>225376264Bet you think youre hilarious mate
>>225376262*rapes you*
you'd go to this, aye lads?you'd be your age + 10 years would be good for a 2 week stag do
mornin'
>>225376299just nooticed that the indian flag looks like a bumhole, lol!
wonder who the oldest ever 4chan poster isimagine being like 82 and posting on herelmao
>>225376299right well that's clearly going to be a disaster
>>225376316I'm 6000 years old
>>225376318No not really because they will be a superpower by 2030
>>225376308ah mocking ashoka's chakra very witty! /s
>>225376316guarantee someone born in the 1940s has posted here30s might be too far
>>225376324im 6001
>>225376326brown hands typed this post
>>225376316>>225376333>he doesn't know
>>225376337Alri hahaRemember the Roman empire Was mad weren't it
>>225376351What the, I've never heard of this
>>225376374
>>225375783Filter the MD5
>>225376351>>225376374>>225376379>2017hardly relevant
>>225376379>tfw captain kirk has seen bailey jay threadsoh my days
>>225376379br
>>225376351>>225376374>>225376379you might have baneposted with a nigga who was born before hitler was elected
>>225376391your head's hardly relevant
>>225376206Need to put cars in the bin
>>225376299The kayaking events in rivers of shit and oil would be fun to watch
good morning feels like a great day for a /mug/
>>225376421she has awful bj skills
>>225376421Morning gyaldemspastic
Carnt be arsed carn i
>>225376429you should show her how it's done then
>>225376438*gives you the best bj of your life*
>>225376401ya mum
>>225376421soogs got fat did she?
>>225376421utterly sexless woman reckon she's got autism or something but got molested so that's why she's a whore
>>225375832https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1791608480593210.webm
they'll need to call her saagz now
booking a jetstar flight to the moon
>>225376473It not right
>>225376473yeah so do i they're not special
>>225376473wish i could watch
i'm not agoy
regret for autistic behaviours of the pastfear of autistic behaviours present, unrealised
>>225376466your ai slop has no effect on me due to the fact that your skin is the colour of human waste
>>225376492kek this is me!
Theres too many people on earth Too much going on A lot of evil out there Someone ought to step in
>>225376466
>>225376500we legit need a mass extinction event
>>225376504i literally look like this (the one on the right)
>>225376466dude what the frick
>>225376520Real Hopefully we can use ai to kill a lot of people, all wogs of course
>>225376521Seriously?
>>225376500reckon we should get rid of the indians, i reckon it's morally justifiable because cruelty is part of their culture
>>225376531fucking yes "nigga" !!!!!!
the end of a civilisation
>>225376541Do you smell like farts
>>225376533pakistani fool
>>225376533best case would be an india-pakistan nuclear exchange that doesn't escalate beyond both countries' borders
>>225376561That's in India
>>225376561the pakis can go too, i thought that was implied
Just don't like em do i
>>225376580really hope this is just a failed troll attempt deary me
>>225376580You've already said you jerk off to white women all day loser. You're too far away from the US Southern border to ever sneak in, phew.
>>225376580screaming
>>225376600Jigaboo
>>225376504employee on the left and his boss on the right
don't hear much about Sir Keir Starmer anymore do you
>>225376612speak english nigga!!!
>>225376617Devoured by the woke mob you see
>>225376617heads of state fall out of the news cycle the instant they leave office
>>225376615The guy on the left makes millions of dollars filming content that you then seethe over Fagpreet>>225376619Botched abo rape baby lol
woman is the "nigga" of the world
fridge is making a noisethat's my fridge is making a noise story
cody on a rager
>>225376638i'm a white man and i was laughing at that picture because it is literally impossible to offend someone who is in a position of absolutely assured superiority. hope that clears that up x
>>225376647puscrim
Abo Bruce tying his dong around his ceiling fan and hanging himself with it swinging around in circles by his dong noose
wonder if indians don't recognise epilepsy or parkinsons because they think it's just the normal head wobble
might start wearing a turtleneck
>>225376656Fuck up boring runt
imagine if britain never got to india and turned it into a proper country and instead it was just 50 different independent states
Watching Funny Snooker Moments videos on YouTube to cheer myself up after another sleepless night worrying about Phil Foden
>>225376676suck my balls; you are a homo nigga.
>>225376687Didn't ask for your fantasies shit eater. Need Abofailia ranged again.
>>225376687>>225376656quit being such a little gay cunt ffs
>>225376679They'd still complain about the white man
>>225376683fodey will be ok okhe will score lots of goals in the national league north ok
>>225376697*doesn't hear you because your words are muffled by my balls*>>225376699ya mum
fucking raping my da
>>225376714Even that other Bruce is a Yank now telling you to fuck up cunt. Had it with you in this general.
having an all aussie adventure
>>225376727listen cunt you had a go at me under false pretenses and now you're still committed to this argument against a white brother, whatsa matta you nigga?
>>225376727an aussie being cringe once is nothing compared to the constant unending cringe you people exude
I'm a broken human
this is how aussies open crisp packets
>>225376723right well why are you doing that then
>>225376706Ok I hope you are correct about it his legacy is gone right now
sticking my finger up my japs eye
brown breasts
>>225376746Don't worry it's just a power thing, I take no actual arousal from the gay sex
>>225376755me likey
>>225376755
I was nonced by Michael jackson
ever see that video of the little brown fella shagging his granda up the arse
>>225376745I squeeze them as hard as I can until they burst open and if any of them land on the floor or get too crushed up I beat the absolute shit out of my mother
>>225376771s
Putting my fingers down my foreskin then sniffing them
spurs are bottom of the leaguelol!
catberg stretching
>>225376796Would
>>225376771based autistic ogre lad
>>225376763danananana, inspect my gadget
goodbye
umhttps://i.4cdn.org/tv/1791609674192282.webm
need to get out of bed and seize the day
Would
>>225376835sleep tight sweetheart.
>>225376845it saturday
been into fatimas and shaniquas lately
>>225376871bpCr
first coffee of the morn poured down the gulletnow to get 2 more down there and begin writing some big diatribe posts with lots of paragraphs no one will bother to read
>>225376874bradley palsh Coo reaming
poo and weeyou and me
>>225376878
>seat ibizaEEEEWWWW
Raping Bradley walsh to death
>>225376867the grind doesn't stop for the weekend
>>225376876I'm so tired it's taking me like four minutes to apply to jobs now, mind and eyes going woozy from staying awake, also lovely pepe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEZtK1Pgnl8I knew it
doodlebobspongbob what would he say?
>>225376845Can just tell her room is cold and damp
Bruce can I ask you a question
>>225376918FOL
going to go bed and wake up at 3pm like i've been doing for the past 3 months
>>225376919what
Daniel Day-Reddit
>>225376942FONT
>>225376926ok i will do this too
Doing a poo.
>>225376983grow up
what goes on here?
Growing up.
OOO Anonkun you so wise so novel, prease terue usue yorue knoweridege of westete cibruruzason arigatō gozaimasu.
>>225376944Get the feeling I'd quickly go bankrupt from speech fines if I lived in your country. Probably arrested saying nigger too.
Doing a wee.
>watching an Australian sporting event>they start playing silverchair over the speakers KEK
>>225377008Are they the Beatles of Australia?
>>225377001The guy in the image quoted is a nuisance livestreamer who goes around bothering people on camera for clout. The only reason he was convicted and fined is because he was broadcasting a recording of him doing these things.If you or I just walked into a Sainsbury's and said "do you like English wood" to a worker, nothing would happen. But if you make a video of yourself harassing people and then make the evidence available online for people where anyone with an axe to grind against you can see it, this is what happens.
>>225377019No, that's Rolf Harris
Dadberg coughs through the night over the past five years. I do not know that he is ever fully asleep.
>>225377031Oh that's really dumb then. These prank guys like Johnny Somali should all get done imo
>>225377048rolf on the rofl
>>225376941What's Australia's thoughts of Karl Stefanovic? I used to see clips of him when he was on the today show and thought he seemed like a laugh but I heard since he left people have turned on him (or never liked him in the first place)
stayed up all night for no reason just watching videos
>>225376942He is proper reddit this cuntWatched TWBB the other day, it was fine but very overacted. Gangs of New York is pure gay shit
>>225377084watch any good ones?
>>225377001Yankeedoodles don't have a fucking clue do they
>>225377079he's an MSM agent and therefore a kike who cannot be trusted
Mock homemade quarter pounder with cheese, fries, and coke zero down the hatch. It lush de lids
>>225377122ummm I don't think you're supposed to say that Bruce
scranning vegemite toast
>>225377103I refuse to gain a clue to be quite candid with you.
aff tae the botlte-o for some cans
back from my shoppingput my washing onbrewing a coffee in my aeropressthank you
>>225377140You know what, fair enough
>>225377093no
haven't done heroin in a while, corr might buy some. love the ol' 'roin, me
uhhhhhh
morning lads
>>225377173morn
having a go
Wish Employed Woman was here
>>225377194Wish she'd have a go at my shaft with her tongue ok
>>225376989Well they did say it was a scheme
>>225376421g'morning lad, it'll be lush x
>>225376989how come the prison behind him looks like Hogwarts yet any buildings they build today look like a cross between a Barratt home and a flat pack McDonalds?
The mixed race curly haired miss Rachel character is mucho sexo
>>225376421>>225377190>>225377186>>225377084Your have no aim. LOL. Today will likely be the same yesterday. LOL.
>>225377217Spoiler that hog
>>225377239I hope so lad I won 23 grand yesterday
>>225377084my eyes are burning but "sprint race" in a couple hours and desu I could get more shit done right now(watching tiktoks)
>>225376845Me under the covere
testing
>>225377217I will also be supporting leeds today sorry lad
yesterday was friday and I was at work though. Today's saturday, the weekend. Dunno what this chap is on about. Guess it's all the same when you're in the childhood bedroom day in day out like he is. Sad really.
>>225377260I'm so done with F1 mate it's been a fucking travesty this season
>Today will likely be the same yesterdayi am agreeing very much indeed
>>225377253nice one lad, how’d you do it
>>225377239I hope not lad I was toiling yesterday
>>225377253How? Gambling?
Skip to my loo my darling?
>>225377276>>225377286Sucking willies
>>225377253are you the horsebetting anon
>>225377276>>225377286a quite frankly ridiculous bet on horses>>225362868
>>225377303fuck me that’s lush lad congratsought to not waste it all on new bets
af tae baed :D
>>225377303blimey, congrats lad
>>225377294Getting my rake out of the shed now.
Watching this feeling INCREDIBLY comfy>ywn be a builder making lodsofemone in Essex in the 80s taking your family off for an all inclusive holiday on the costa del solhttps://youtu.be/PfU6XX5XU4M?si=T_odUviCs18uGqB4
>>225377303Gis a tenner lad
>don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds fl-AAAAAAACK
just terrible really, awful stuff. Poor lad be traumatised for life.
>>225377270that's just asking for suffering. big gyok won't let up!>>225377272this season been better than the last few at least, I'm just happy to see multiple race winners. anotonelli has stormed off but 2nd place is somewhat competitive depending on the upgrade schedule. shame Ferrari's engine is holding them back
OKie last post https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zs6EYLwzucU
fuck her right in the pussy!
new >>225377349>>225377349>>225377349
>>225377327in fairness he did make it out clean he just chose to go back for Waingro. Had he abided by his own rule he'd be a free man.it's a free country brother
>>225377346ok
>>225377328IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MEEEEEEEE OH GOD WHY
>>225377328Why the fuck are lads reporting this to the police for christ's sake
oh ANOTHER image format I cannot upload
>>225377329>this season been better than the last few at leastAre you taking the piss? It's been an absolute meme and not in a good wayThe electronic deployment is a shambles and the races are boring as fuck
>>225377384there's webp and avif what else?
>>225377398My horses didn't place. Girls Arrested and Bintsgotojail
