elephant edish
>>225378715Rorke's mums
>>225378715OH N-
i have an elephant friend
a photo i took in brisbane 3 weeks ago
>>225378715these boys could crush me like a bug if they wanted to
i was lusting over goth bitches before it was cool
She's pretty.https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1791601652278077.mp4
have an unbelievably pungent arse
>>225378748Got a face like Robert Smith of the Cure
>>225378729yesterday I was watching videos on youtube of girls in their 30s regret getting tattoos and complaining how they don't feel feminine and men don't want to date em.
>>225378748>Shemate that's a guy, did the penis not tip you off?
If he pulled his cock out and started wiggling it, chasers would start salivating
any red cartel man in?
does anyone here play behs?
Brisbane is literally 3rd Rome
might kill myself for a laugh
>>225378796no but I watch this guy, I like him
brisbane mentioned
>>225378800sounds mint
>>225378796I've been clickbaited by this little midget so many times lolI do own a bass
>>225378796>>225378810dont mind his music content could do without the react drama content
>>225378811yeah by you on your vpn
wonder how many other men's dicks i've seen in my life
>>225378821suck my knob lad!
can someone please fuck my arse?
Kefir and a wagel to start the day x
might make a second coffee then do some cleaning
>>225378816
No vpn here Archie. Just killing time before the british footie beginsBut yes, Brisbane is literally 3rd Rome
>>225378797>GROND.mp4
>>225378861lovely brissy
>>225378834sup broheim
business idea: a new flat with a gigantic kitchen
>>225378883you can talk to that person but its not the person in the picture
>>225378890I would like that very much
shhh don't tell him but we're preparing a surprise party for rorke
performed a drop of my steamdeck last night and it is not turning on now
ok, so you're a jannythat don't impress me much
might close the windowa little chilly but also the wind keeps knocking the blind against the window and its annoying
>>225378912have you tried turning it off and on again
so you, work for free, don't even earn a buck?
off to matalan today for some new smeggy joggers
>>225378926I think I'd still fuck her. Gilfy
>>225378932get it closed
>>225378952why get joggers that are already smeggy?
what we thinking today chaps perhaps a drive out to the farmer's market and pumpkin patch for a spot of pumpkin picking with the wife and kids, few photos, then home for a fun-filled afternoon where everyone decorates their own halloween pumpkin, then a nice home cooked meal, a film on television, kids put down to bed, then a night of passionate love-making with the wife? no, just another quiet one sat in the childhood bedroom is it? that's cool too mate you do you yeah
>>225378979post your kids feet
>>225378979scr
>>225378979that's me wound up init
>>225378892hi ian
>>225378979you fucking horrible cunt
>>225378982it's illegal to keep rabbits as pets in queensland
>>225378979don't have kids yet but that does sound nice
>>225378979I'm only 42. There's still time!
Busy night tonight
the perpetual struggle of fatherhoodwarding off the intrusive thoughts to cook up and eat your kids
>halloween pumpkinFOYwe use turnips here
rorke sr carving the halloween gourd
https://voca.ro/1lXlO8uoosxC
>>225379032why are them niggas driving on the wrong side of the road?
miss the times when /brit/ could make me laugh, not sure if i've just became a miserable shell of a man or there's no funny posters anymore
Bongs don't celebrate Halloween because spooky toothless ghouls can be sex year round by looking at their wife.
>>225379069get it read
>>225379077it's okyou can go
I am not your "mate". I have a wife.
Edgeley Gardens from Orrell Lane, 1900s and 2026
>>225379077why not both
>>225378979man can only dream
>>225379008im not ian either
>>225379085been here since /anglo/ my autism wont allow me to leave
sir jia lissa
Women with their breasts and vulvae exposed.
going to go a bit coarser on the grind i thinkthese beans seem are like a true medium roast and there was just a hint of bitterness creeping into my 1st brew
>>225379094looks much better now
my parents used to take me to the pumpkin patch in october, look how i turned outwouldn't recommend it lads, better put your energy elsewhere, make your kids hate you so they either do something great with their lives or at least will want to get away from you when they're older
>>225379118Need that rn desu baka dessu
>Brits carve jack o'lanterns out of fucking radishes
was getting ready to seethe at gromit talking but then I saw it was just martin freeman speaking in 1st person for an audiobook of gromit's autobiography. so I'll allow it.
>>225378979fuck you
haven't changed my pyjamas and pants in 17 dayscan no longer detect the smell
>>225379153rorke: oppa gangnam style
>>225378979
>>225379131Did you know that even though turkeys are a New World bird, the turkeys eaten in America today are descended from those bred by Englishmen and Dutchmen in Europe? Amazing to think about the exchange of flora, fauna, goods and ideas over the centuries isn't it!Anyway, I hope you have a nice day as you seem a decent chap and you always bring joy to /brit/ with your postingsx
morning lads, any plans for today?
>>225378979you'll do nothing
>>225379178drive out to the farmer's market and pumpkin patch for a spot of pumpkin picking with the wife and kids, few photos, then home for a fun-filled afternoon where everyone decorates their own halloween pumpkin, then a nice home cooked meal, a film on television, kids put down to bed, then a night of passionate love-making with the wife
>>225379112leroy
AuschvitzThe meaning of rainThe way that want you to dry
wife-kicking the farmer's pumpkin kids at the love-making home
>>225379080>spooky toothless ghouls can be sexThat's right!
>>225378796An ibanez gsr180 I bought for a tonIts alright
will never ever donate to wikipedia no matter how much they beg
>>225379118This aint google search
>>225379218alri Baba Yaga
>>225379178another quiet one sat in the childhood bedroom
>>225379233yo nigga why does your flag have third world colours if you're in europe?
Visit England
>>225379229>We get 10 million visitors a day>we need you all to give £10 a month
>>225379248because it's a fake country that will soon be liberated da da igor
right so thats the weekend kicked off with a wicked gay porn sesh
need a chubby pawg
>>225379288thought they were all about respect the Japanese, do they not know an umbrella is going to affect the experience of the audience members sat in the row behind them whereas a poncho would not?might report this to the japanese embassy's twitter account
going to start collecting lorcana cards
>>225379318temu lucy pinder
>>225379318you mean a fat slag?
>>225379323they're singaporean
>>225379362yes
what we saying to it
>>225379379
alexa do us a favour whats the capital of thailand
nth for the baddiedem
>>225379379blud dating edna mode
>>225379379scream
>>225379402nah
i believe i can flyi believe i can stick things up my japs eye
>>225379318hag love
still screaming at this image
>>225379379I think I'd rather fuck Graeme (no homo)
>>225379445yep
>>225379429it makes me go corrrwhen you see me make my urethra sore
>>225379454seems like a nice man to be fairthis was one of the rare good pairings as they seemed to get on, kissed, and went on to a nightclub afterwards
are you more of a saturday kitchen or more of a james martin man?
>>225379379i hate this shiti don't want this shit to exist
if you watch porn you're mentally unwell
>>225379491i've got the frasier on haven't i
>>225379500watched some porn this morningit was incest role play and implied age play
>>225379412Would she have sex with me?
>>225379500I wouldn't say that but it's not good for you.
>>225379511yeah you're unwell
>>225379491Frasier x3 and a back to back SimpsonsGot it all on jellyfin but its a good schedule
>>225379530i've got jellyfin as well haven't i
everything in moderation ent it to wank sometimes is alri, have one or two poos a day is normal, israel showing you can moderately genocide a people, having a pint in the evening is fine
too early to start cookingor i could dom some batch cooking just for a laugh
i'm surprised left-handed people don't complain much considering how alienating it must be to be left-handed
Is the Simpsons good, I never watched it cause it was dubbed here and that's just retarded.
my dads been listening to sade all morning
Actually watching Frasier right now (the one where Niles has heart surgery)
why yes i have got the frasier on you are correct
>>225379562i think its widely considered one of the best things ever
>>225379561if anything society coddles them too muchdue to woke
>>225379567good taste
>>225379562commonly said that series 2 - 9 are the good ones and then gradually gets worse from 10 onwards
>>225379537Hmm yes well quite stylish if I do say so
>>225379562only heard bad things
>>225379578which seasons? I heard the first 15 are the best
>>225379491/brit/ is a frasier general as you well know
>>225379516shoot your shot g
>>225379589*shoves my face straight in there*
>>225379585I see, thanks
>>2253796011 and 2 are a bit shit tbf but 3-15 are excellent
>>225379601yeah i think like 3-9 or there abouts are considered peak simpsonsearlier episodes are a bit rough in term of animation and voice acting and there was some parts of the characters they hadn't fully established, later series got very tired
*BRAAAAAAAAP*
>>225379573https://voca.ro/19zL0pu6fu23
>>225379610Whats her name, address and personal phone number?
Brother found my flight sim setup… it’s over
>>225379625>>225379628Thanks lads, might give it a try.
>>225379176fuck off cunt
>>225379654right smell that's a massive droopy pair of tits isn't it
>>225379601Season 1 is good. They're crazy.It's the season where Homer is just a regular working class dad before they turned him into a bumbling retard.
>>225379654
stretch marks are so repulsive
>>225379670scream based right smell poster
am an atheist but if i had to be christian i would be protestant because i think catholicism is gaudy
yeah i think i nailed this grindlovely and chocolatey without any real bitterness
>>225379094a society grows great when old men plant trees in whose shade they know they shall never sit in x
anyone got a sister i can borrow
>>225379703yeah x
>>225379654obv would
>am an atheist
this is nice
>>225379670Got a nose for nudie pics
oh look another god botherer worshiping his ancient jewish gods
im an atheist but im a cultural Christian if that makes sense
>>225379718whats going on here sister?
so this is rorke's trim
off the phone with the pumpkin patch there they've got a no singles policy, said I can't go
>>225379718it's 10.30 in the morning m8
off to bed
>>225379703i have a 38 year old sister who is in real danger of becoming a spinster. she has a lot of tattoos and green hair and leftypol opinions
One more episode of Frasier then I should start doing something productive
might do a mushroomey garlicky creamy milky kind of sauce with my pasta
>>225379734blud took this photo with his razr
>>225379743ive been up since 3
>>225379732>bottle on radiatorThats his piss bottle to empty out the window. I used to do that with empty cans
why dont have that gene that women have that makes them go through the supermarket going 'that's ridiculous' over and over when comparing prices to last week
>>225379750always time for one more frasier
another saturday wasted award
>>225379732can't remember when i put it therebeen there years now
>>225379749corr
>>225379770Are you in los angeles
>>225379750just switch over to +1 and watch it again
tried pretty much every game launcher aside from egs and gog and it's insane how shit they all are compared to steam. like I have some pesky bug that drops my wifi connection every time I open my laptop and every time that happens battle net and ubishit keep bombarding me with annoying windows telling me they can't connect to the servers. meanwhile steam? not a word spoken.
more like dross angeles
>>225379749she could have a boyfriend and be pregnant by year's end if she chose. I'm not denying what you're saying, that she's alone at 38, but the reality is that if a woman wants a sperm donor she can get one at any time. There are literally hundreds of men lining up applying to be a complacent, docile, oofy doofy boyfriend / husband / father for ANY woman.
>>225379491I haven't watched Channel Five for about fifteen years but every time I see a listing it's a show about the Tower of London, Hampton Court Palace, Harry & Markle or Princess Diana. What the FUCK is wrong with them?
>>225379772mad how nice big tits make her from a 5 to a 7
>>225379778no x
>>225379808are you in australia?
sex with elliot stroud
people acting like the trump putin diesel deal is about his own personal corruption. it's actually about bribing the american people who are so spoiled that £2 gas is enough to make them use those guns for what they're meant to be for
>>225379832why
>>225379796would have thought this were an american post if not for the flag
>>225379832theyve given him a little bonnet there
>>225379802They do some alright dramas. I need to finish series two of The Game starring Robson Green and Jason Watkins
>>225379836it's a funny old business. supply arms for one side, buy diesel from the other.
washing up toil looms
>>225379831I have got some nuts she can tighten
any hair growing man in?deep in the awkward stage, me
>>225379858done yourself lolshould get 'ki 'za next time and live the plate free life
>>225379749perfect for me. i'm a leftypol male who is 38 next year . i'll put a baby in her . as long as you do it before 40 it's fine
Im the Umpops
football is back and it nice
>>225379882why do you type like that
>>225379858get a dishwasher laddy people shouldn't have to live without a dishwasher
>>225379882excellent mate, i'd genuinely love to set her up with someone, i'm worried about her
I enjoyed this
got in from my morning coffee barely had a moment to enjoy my morning's peacewhen i heard the newsRIP
>>225379869she looks fun to talk to
>>225379892i am a spurs fan i do not want the football to be back i hate the football
>>225379902Is there any sign of her retracting her idiotic opinions and accepting reality?
brushing my teeth for the first time in 3 weeks toil looms
>>225379909
>>225379909rest in piss stupid bint from a mong show for mongs
Dreaming of a comfy job where someone pays me to do their washing up, clean their toilet, tidy up a bit and do their shopping so the fridge is stocked when they get home
>>225379952sc
>>225379976sounds like you dream of being a wife
>>225379974Nah it kino
>>225379976nigga said his dream job is being a wife
technology?https://i.4cdn.org/g/1791585981761009.webm
dreaming of getting home from work and my yoruba missus is has cleaned the toilet, tidied up a bit, done the shopping and stocked the fridge, and all she wants in return is a 1 hour scented oil back massage and rimjob
>>225380004there is something about performative whores that is so depressing
>Finally get a day off from backbreaking toil>Snug in bed>Wake up, yawn, stretch>Phone immediately goes off>"Can you come in today for a shift we're desperate"Of course I'll oblige, I'm a good employee, I work hard, I pay my taxes, I'll cover on short notice, it's not a problem. Not a problem, no worries. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
>>225379994thats the way life should be. humans are matriarchal . let the lioness girlbosses run the office and bring home 300k a year
>>225379994nothing wrong with a stay at home husband these days
John Clod Van Damn
>>225380004why are there still celebrities when normal lasses look like this
>>225380032need an autistic missus whose special interest is a househusband and she does what could be deemed as "abuse" but we're both autistic so we play by our own rules
Jonkle Van Clam
>>225379939probably not, i think every previous relationship she's had has been lost because she refuses to listen to reason
not very temperate is it that?
>>225379869My ideal gf ngl
just had a big smelly nasty poo
why does catberg pause when he feels the wind on his face as he never felt it before
no alarms and no surprises please
>>225380086band and chance almost rhyme. he could write this into a song
>>225380122china seems rovery
was just thinking about that lad who bruce dickinson helped to get a gfhope he's doing well
>>225380122gorefags btfo
got a bidet and my arse has never felt cleaner
>>225380153>hope he's doing wellwho the lad or bruce dickinson? Cause bruce was let go for sex crimes.
>>225380175the lad
brushing my teeth
>>225380153can he do the same for me
>>225380122mad how they all almost got hit
>>225380182you'll do nothing
could start a fresh zelda: breath of the wild playthough couldn't I? that's something to do
>>225380182last time i brushed my teeth there was a lot of blood so i havent done it in a few weeks
>>225380170got one but not sure how to install it and too scared to phone a plumber because he'll know it's for spraying my bum
I need an icelandic brunette
>>225380200you just turn off the water to the tank, hook it up, and it attaches to the toilet seat. easy as pie
>>225380153story?
>>225380212dont know how to turn water off and too scared to in case it cant come back on
arsenal soon
might make an appointment with a female gp for a laugh
>>225380197my gums sometimes bleed when i brush my teeth but i think just cos im such a good brusher
>>225380211see british women who look like this regularlydon't know where the idea that we're ugly comes from
>>225380211she's pretty
megalolz
>>225380227reckon you have something like this yh? you just turn the handle to turn it off. then do the opposite to turn it back on
it's Caturday
going to make buttery scrambled eggs and put them on a big bit of sourdough toast
Sometimes you're better off deadThere's a gun in your hand it's pointing at your headYou think you're mad, too unstableKicking in chairs and knocking down tables
>>225380219he was in line for an autograph with a female friend and bruce said (referring to them) 'let this young couple come through now'the girl was about to correct bruce but smiled at anoni choose to believe its true
kick in the door waving the .44
>>225380270Yeah thats a good idea and I'm hungry too so I shall do that
>>225380290then as she walked through ol' bruce helped himself to a little squeeze of her bottom, nice little brucie bonus for himself there yep
>>225380318based
>>225380318Good game
spainos daily ocd tranny ritual is it?
Escortlad here.Got my STI test results back, all clear thank godI saw the blonde escort again yesterday for the last time this year as she's taking a break. I got a bit nervous towards the ends as I have a nagging feeling she might be planning to pack in escorting.Also I was sort of testing her boundaries to see if she would consider seeing me outside of escorting and I don't think she would. She did compliment me and say I looked handsome and should be able to get a girlfriend now that I'm more confident but I doubt it.
>>225380256i dont have thati'll just get a plumberg
incels posting women to make other men horny aren't they
got the fucking rainbow rising on
>>225379855>>225379836he probably isn't even getting enough diesel to move prices appreciably in any direction, russia has banned exports to cope with domestic shortages. it's purely for the headlines with an election coming up
bit horny in here this morning
new >>225380402>>225380402>>225380402
footie lads...i can't take this shit no more. i need my footie. it's been 3 weeks
N.B. if you zoom in enough on a picture it's no longer NSFW sicne people can't tell what it is without prior reference
>>225379875get it long enough that you can tie it up out of your eyes once and then never cut it again until you're NW7, ez
>>225380197>>225380237Use corsodyl
>>225380394itll placate the masses
>>225379640umm doxxable information
