hans eli sebastian fors edish
Gay Porn sub edish
>>225381722LETS GOOOOOgotta catch em all
doing a poo sub sub edish
why did a yank rush to make a dogshit new edition of the british culture thread on /int/ board 4chan.org
applied for angard myself for the christmas postie job at Southampton Mail centre, will see you there!!!
>>225381726forsen
might do some chopping soon
>>225381750i make approximately 40% of /brit/ news
>>225381759sup weirdy
>>225381726RIP forsen
>>225381747you incel freaks will do literally nothing to help yourselves lol
>>225381750it gives his empty life meaning
>>225381775true
>>225381775bizarre outburst
>>225381771forsen>>225381759forsen
Me? I'm a Yu-Gi-Oh chad
right thats the weather changedits cold now rorke you stupid fuck
>>225381794not bizarre at all. rather apt, in fact
women are mentally ill animals and the only reason why they have rights is because we gave it to them
todays plan: babe (1995) and boxed wine
so the tranny likes noncey anime. what a turn up for the books
>>225381762Fuck off, get a real job
god you’re annoying
I need to die
might push the button that blows up the planet
i'm profoundly mentally well
dont want a big titty goth gf not interested in a tranny or a fat girl who calls things 'spoopy', dogs 'puppers' and watches nightmare before Christmas 16 times a year
mousenonce was having a melty last night at about 2am
>>225381850grow up
>>225381846>dont want a big titty goth gfwhy though
>>225381850Yh I know because someone posted the screenshots where he admitted to being a nonce
>>225381858can you please post your feet
>>225381856wish i could see her fannois
>>225381747wahey yes lad get in >>225381738there are 3 mew cards that are nice, and worth a lot, but I think the odds of getting those is like winning the lottery. I like this magikarp and a couple of others from the classic collection but I think they might also be quite rare
Approximately 120 to 170 people die from cliff related incidents each year in the united kingdom.
>>225381858what colour is your wilberforce
i believe there is a board for discussing pokemon
>>225381876surely a more precise number can be easily calculated
>>225381903proto gf looks exactly like this
>>225381912like a gay man?
>>225381912um
>>225381895proto gf looks exactly like this
we should all move to inverness
got the phone number of a gril at the place near me that puts on rock, punk and metal bands and we ended up chatting because we were wearing the same motorhead t shirtwish me luckwe're meeting up at 2 today
>>225381923like an ugly cunt?
>>225381895love her
>>225381903would genuinely shag this person
>>225381931get her shagged
Ah yes the "big titty goth gf" archetype, the natural evolution of the E-Girl archetype of 2021. And another example of how unpopular women appropriate niche sub cultures to appeal to lonely incels
sometimes i poo
>>225381876mad that he looks harmless
>>225381948get a load of this guy. wants to put his knob up a man's smelly, hairy arsehole
might wank the willstrum
fat
I've never programmed anything in my life but my zinger of a take is that Java is a good language with great tooling but programing in it is a fucking mess.
Some of you lads put pussy on a petal stool and it shows
>>225381948fag
>>225381819i have a job. but i dont work weekends and i'm wfh
>>225381948same
>>225381976
>>225381976ugly whore
>>225381974I want stabbing, with terrible knives!
>>225381957Corr but also grim because she looks a bit like my sister
mumberg is obsessed with josh homme
>>225381995more like double corr
>>225381976fuck pussy
>>225381998is she northern irish?
>>225381997love attractive female women me
here we are again then lads. i am hungover and drinking it off is the only solution but i am too hungover to go to the shop. quite the conundrum.
>>225381952fingers crossed
>>225381998team brody myself
It’s morbid how many goyim die in stupid ways for no reason
love how people talk about socialism/communism/capitalism despite none of them actually exist at this point and are just pre programmed buzz words for mongloidsthere's not a single economic model in the world that fits into any of those
>>225382024that's a guy right?
>>225382024wish i had a punk mum
>>225381998based kyussmum
>>225382038ok
>>225382040i believe shes australian
>>225382008English by birth but has parents from Ireland
ok
>>225382030yeah i think all glasses-wearers should be executed
>>225382062careful lad. one day you might be a speccy bam yourself
2022 was a cursed year for EastEnders
Banana, two boiled eggs and yoghurt for the breakfast/lunch
>>225382052Ah that explains it
>>225382052big if true
>>225382062
>>225382092crikey
right wellyblack smellyfat bellyright well
>>225382076>Banana, two boiled eggsMust look similar to the contents of your boxers
My Dad has 4000 CDs and about 500 LPs
>>225382102s
>>225382092mumberg
>>225382071no i won'tt. be quiet.
>>225382087AWW NAURR
>>225381976Brown hag
>>225382072Like the curse of Dad's Army. The entire cast is dead now.
>>225382038people obviously don't mean it literally, they're just terms to describe certain ideas nobody is studying the fucking economic models when they call countries communist/capitalist you autistic divvy
>>225382106does he have a BWC?
Rorke >.< xD
>>225382102SCREAM
stop!in the nameeee of rorke
>>225382092lad who is in a relationship with his 58 year old neighbourthis is what she looks like but she's blonde
>>225382062alri pol pot
>>225382132you ever lick her arse
*uses hypnosis*
>>225382120did once see him in tight jeans when he was going out and i distinctly remember his bulge so yes
any particular reason why leeds are playing in yellow?
>>225382092is that tina fey
>>225382148corr get it down my throat
>>225382145>"why yes I do think you're a woman"
>>225381976lovely british women
>>225382145not interested in non-gen 1 pokes sorry
>>225382150standard leeds away kit has been for years
>>225382118so buzzwords then
>>225382150paki
>>225382140not yet
aside from being a manlet or norwooding, there is nothing more embarrassing than a man who needs glasses or contact lenses to see properly. having fucked vision from birth is extremely embarrassing. it's a genetic defect.
>>225382092hags are fucking slaggy as fuck these days literally gagging for young cock
>>225382150probably have an obligation to play so many games in the away kit
normoid cattle will be playing gta next month
WankABlack
>>225382072Half of these weren't even in eastenders
>>225382205oh grow upthinking about human beings this way is needless
ktimposting from my childhood bedroom
>>225382212ktim
>>225382224he's right though. we should strive for genetic perfection. people with defective speccy neek genes should not be allowed to procreate
Orange juice with bits mogs smooth orange juice and it's not even close
>>225382205Get off the internet
>>225382212I will be playing GTA this month so I will ktim this post
Humanity is evil
>>225382212don't know if I'll bother I played through gta 5 in 2013 and haven't touched it since but I've played 50 hours of rdr2 and don't even like the game so maybe I'll give it a go
>>225382241>we should strive for genetic perfectionwhy?
Honestly find Proudhonian Anarchism very appealing.
>>225382233ktim (I'm 38)
>>225382261
>>225382251the same reason we try to improve literally anything
>>225382267which is?
>>225382279prefer not to say
>>225382233Dont want to get out of my comfort zone im comfortable here
>>225382267Name the last 10 books you read
>>225382279to make improvements
>>225382310i'll accept that concession
>>225382263Not posting from my childhood bedroom though
>>225382222Yes there were. Only one I can't place is the guy next to Dr LeggTop>Doctor Legg>unknown>Marcus Christie - Mitchells crooked lawyer who sold them out to Den Watts>Arthur FowlerLeft>Blossom Jackson - Bianca, Ricky and Sonia's step grandmother>Mary Flaherty - member of the Irish Fowler relativesBottom>Felix - barber>Jane Beale's mumRight>Peggy Mitchell's sister Aunt Sal>Martin Fowler's best mate AsifCentre>Dot Branning
>>225382313no thats you just running away. so i win
>>225382293the witcher 1-7V.ubikthe brothers karamazov
the problem with any eugenics program is that those most enthusiastic to pursue it will be vicious and spiritually denuded and spiteful creatures with little culture
>>225382323that's a me victory
do parents even care what their kids wear nowadays? was just at the grocers and saw two 3pm katys that were like 12 years old max riding on scooters wearing tiny shorts with their whole arse hanging out, of course I stared for a bit but only out of sheer disbelief, I’m not a nonce
>>225382338says who?
At toil they call me Rosetta because I speak several languages and know a lot about linguistics
lost a sneezehate women
>>225382348me
i actually didn't mean that post i made about my specky friends x
nowt but the knife to live for
>>225382364And because you have a honking great slab in your knickers
>>225382392scrm
>>225382392roar
Alright stop taking the piss now you've had your fun
>>225382392scream
>>225382233right whos going to fund my Antarctic expedition
mental that if you squeeze the wrong tit then milk will spray out
>>225382392shriek
got a beeru
>>225382430Jingle bells all the way de ladsAll the wayy
>>225382392done HIM
Transphobia isn't cool or funny perhaps if you wisened up you'd be working at the UK's best paying supermarket and not sitting around spamming nonsense on /Brit/
bit cold
Drinking piss and reading my incel book
it freezing might get back in bed
>>225382465you're a bloke lad
LOOK OUTIT'S A BOLLARD
>>225382474well you aren't because you've put down the book and picked up.yoir phone haven't you
I say this with no intention to farm (You)s, with 100% sincerity I am very happy that I was born white.
RIP Jamie Foreman's dad
mouseberg dying on me, right click not working at all
Only cartoon character I ever wanked to was Lae'zel from BG3.
right
just seen rorke right click save as
>>225382518nan sorting me out
>>225382293what was her endgame?
omdz nanberg
>>225382532good taste in bg3 waifusnot so good taste in r34
>>225382465mate I’m literally dating a trannard and he agrees that all trannies are mental and deserve mockeryget yourself sorted out
>>225382525Jamie Foreman was great as Derek Branning, what a legend. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4i4UUtf3eQ
did a think
getting stormy out so missed my opportunity to leave my incelflat today
was gonna get the train into town and walk around for a few hours by myself but there's just no point it's an utterly pointless exercise when you're alone
>>225382518Errrr
>>225382532used to wank to the strip clubs in san andreas and the prostitute encounters didnt have internet at the time you see it was that or page 3 or mucky foreign films
why do you keep posting that
I'm 6 foot 5, broad shouldered, have a nw0 hairline and a deep voiceBut I'm morbidly obese and have a 4.5 inch penis
Im built for Black Britons
damn do britishers really live like this
>>225382567I do that a lot. An incel walk around town then an incel coffee to end it. It passes the time.
>>225382563>I don't keep up with political news in any way>I read the guardian, watch political YouTube videos, and am on X Instagram and tiktok
>Bulgarian factory worker who called girl, 12 'sexy' then assaulted her is handed community order - after she was arrested when he filmed her with an axe and accused her of racismleftypol?
>>225382591get on the jabs
>>225382571used to wank to lingerie sections of the catalogues mumberg got or pause my ali g vhs when the fit secretary was in her bra
>>225382609I rarely eat beans on toast but it's not as weird as you yanks make it out to be
generations of men are actively hoping for AI to bring about the downfall of society because they cannot get a crumb of pussy. Despite really, really, really wanting to put their willy inside a pussy they cannot find a woman to let them do it so it's better than society be reduced to ash instead
>>225382609>Carbs>Fibre>Protein that's a healthy, balanced meal
>>225382316I know! I knew all along!
ordered in an indian last nightwoke up at 4am and have been on and off the toilet sincethink ive shitted 7 times now
>>225382615Leftypol won't defend him because he's European
>>225382518lovely bit of nan nosh
>>225382624do have a gp appointment on tuesday and im fat enough to be eligiblemight mention it teebeeaitch
Would be prudent to get out of bed
dads daughter just sent me this
my air fryer is 9 stops away
>>225382609dont know why americans fixate on beans on toast you all love mexican food and about 80% of that is just beans in a tomato sauce and bread
>>225382649your arse must be in a right statebit like this: https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/206184182/#206184182
>>225382682why do you need two convection ovens
>>225382637do they not know what wanking is
>>225382660>bang average tart living in a paid-off house that was funded entirely by random internet simpsyou love to see it
mumberg bought tray liners for the airfryer that will block the airflow so it's no longer an airfryerthis doesn't actually bother me very much and I regret having pointed that out to her as it may make me seem more critical of her tray liners purchase than I truly feel
>>225382696
>>225382683the vast majority of anti-british sentiment online recently is due to seething indians and americans are natural trend followers and pick it up
right wish i hadn't hovered over that
>>225382637ktim
>>225382610can only do it so often, me. The loneliness of it wears me down.
right that's a nude woman playing the piano with her penis
>>225382696its gaped mate
>>225382707yeah just be complacent with wanking into a sock while everyone else is out at the pumpkin patch making memories with their wives and families
>>225382660fake bobs
please help me
>>225382752*helps you*
>>225382722hope they are all vapourised
hard work is done surely
>>225382728Or ,maybe go for an incel pint and try to speak to some people.
>>225382786no one does that any more unc
>>225382783its coming home
could get a pizza later on, not had a pizza in years. Piping hot dominos 'za, delivered straight to my door for the very reasonable price of £27.99. You'd pay that in a restaurant so you would, that's decent value. That's just what you pay these days.
some bloke outside the shop asked me for something, either spare change or the time i can't telljust mumbled "no sorry" and walked off quickly
>>225382637everyone else in society is hoping for the downfall of society just because a handful of men they never really interact with won't say 'it's normal for men to shag each other up the bum'
>>225382803Yeah because everyone whips their phones out at the merest hint of a possible interaction
>>225382567it's a fun catch 22you don't go out and do anything because what's the point in going out alonebut you've got no one to go with because you're a boring cunt who doesn't go out
Doctor Poo, in his Turdis, after having failed once again to restore his home planet of Gallipee
>>225382814>>225382814you did the right thing by telling us
a wank is on the cards
>>225382814he was trying to distract you while his mate robs you
>>225382637>Despite really, really, really wanting to put their willy inside a pussy they cannot find a woman to let them do it so it's better than society be reduced to ash insteadTrue + based + literally me
blud gave him two yous
>>225382840he better not be there next time
>>225382836quite true. Then people tell you to join a walking group or some other meetup.com event for losers and you turn up and it's all weird cunts with big foreheads proper societal dregs (like myself) who no sane person would want to spend any time with or call a friend.
>>225382812>£27.99that's a lot
Listening to Ahab - The Call Of The Wretched Sea
>>22538281212 if you pick it up
son
>>225382863they all look normal though. except that gremlin on the far left
>>225382854erm it only counts as one (you) actually get you facts right
>>225382880niggas be like "am i balding?"
>>225382880mogs me
got the in a silent way on
>>225382880he went out with friends
>>225382863I just can't imagine genuinely thinking about people this way, the people in this image have thoughts and feelings and stories to tell. You don't have to he hateful you know.
>>225382863Who is secretly a Rorke. I say this guy
>>225382863far left is mehairs not that bad yet but same pattern, I'll be there eventuallyGot the pale skin and glasses otherwise
Right I’ll make this last post then get out of bed
>>225382880He's happier than you
>>225382814had one as well today outside tesco>sorry mate can you help me?>no sorry>I don't want money>what do you need?>just some food or a coffee if you can please mate>well sorry but how's that different? *walks away*
is this illegal
just tasted my tomato sauce then did a little fist bump
>>225382863would go hiking with them, you meet a lot of people hiking
>>225382812£20 in my area still a rip off
hope the new is a free sheldon edish havent had one in ages
>>225382907It's tongue-in-cheek lad, even if it is a bit mean spirited. End of the day that lot are out and about living their lives in the company of others while I rot, bitter and alone. I'm well aware it's them who are better off.
>>225382927No but it is ` ummy `
going to see a band by myself tonight and i am nervous that the zoomers will judge me and laugh at me and take pictures of me
>>225382923*climbs in to bed with you*
he looks forward to his daily ritual of reposting images from reddit got a folder full of different ones to choose from each with a little note about what comment to include alongside ithighlight of his day
>>225382942UM x
>>225382942
two niggas kissing
Don’t think I’m capable of feeling loneliness anymore
right who called for that webm of two trannies then? i never called for it
>>225382938fair enoughjust remember that anything that gets you interacting with friendly people is good x
>>225382907Im not the one who posted this but I am like this all I have are evil negative thoughts about people such is the curse of growing up in a small presbyterian town
>>225382976just a bit of banter between mates isn't it
>>225382957>>225382976which is more gay?
>>225382976will never not look weird
two trucks having sex
>>225382957>>225382976umm
Might get into glorifying terrorism
>>225382945don't be, it's gonna be fun >>225382962mad how cute she is, kind of pisses me off desu
>>225382974> anything that gets you interacting with friendly people is goodwell I don't do anything like that I just occasionally walk about the town by myself then come home and post here.
your ownpersonalnigga
>>225382999you're already half way there
>>225382976hotfeel like I'm the only poof here sometimes
right well i've just fuckin pissed ma pants
wanted to go out today but tummy hurts too much >.<
>>225382993now that's a good pair of tits
>>225382976remember when there would be gay kissing on soaps and me and mumberg would both make sick noises and laugh at it
something ominious in the air
>>225382993
>>225382945Never been to a gig before, too scared of big crowds me
>>225382976mate of mine full on pashed a guy like this at a club once and had to come out as bi after all serious like it was a good laugh
>>225382863And there's usually one or two guys who end up shagging all the women
>>225382993>man toiling>woman whoring on camerathis is life
>>225378715>>225378715
>>225382976The gril laughing at it is peng
>>225383039who the fuck is finishing a night out and then thinking corr i fancy a subway
>>225383024mum did this at the ladyboy scene in the hangover 2 but i got a stiffy and had to put a cushion on my lap
just been done, not a fan
>>225383039wtf, why
>>225382863what a bunch of soft cuntsall that gear for maybe a five mile hikepathetic
>>225382945Who you gonna see?
im gay too but in the sense that i am weird and unlikeable and ugly and worthless
>>225383024Nanberg saw a gay couple on dancing on ice and said it shouldn’t be allowed on tv
>>225383075my nan was way more woke than yours
>>225383069johnny nonce and the niggers
>>225383039just how many sandwiches did they eat
>>225383062
>>225381727>>225381727>>225381727
>>225383039remembering when I was sitting at a bus stop like this in peckham after leaving the cluband this middle aged woman asked this gay couple whether they thought it would be safe to wait at the bus stop with meI know how Africans feel now
>>225383065Sickens me like. Did a small mountain with some mates and they were all bringing gear, maps, compass etc. Like mate you just walk up and walk down, its not rocket science
>>225381727
>>225383081My mates great grandma was still alive when Obama was voted into office and when she saw him on the news she said “why is there a nigger on tv”
>>225383095s