anthony gordon edition
my wife (borat voice)
All my mini kievs have popped
was supposed to be going out but can't hack it proper spastic me
he looks like a nice bloke
protect the dolls
>>225390170just go retard
Kane also
Intermediating a debate between mousey and spaino Available next week on mouseys patreon
bloke who went into the tigers enclosure has diedanimal chads won
>>225390186looks like a fella
Bought a new jacket yesterdayJust found out it's a women's jacketFits me though
DEVASTATING NEWSHelperlad while drunk and being taken out on a care home tard trip fell into the tiger pen at Yorkshire wildlife park and has been mauled to death.https://goyimx.com/Theunsophistic2/status/2108940011861148097
GORDON :3
>>225390154hundred years war soldier face>>225390198ww1 soldier face
fuck off
>>225390196Foyim are nooticing
>>225390198Spurs’s downfall has been immense since he left
Put a shift in on the DIY today de lads. Got the wall sanded down, cracks filled (oi oi) and sides caulked. Ready for a second round of the filler in the morn, quick sand and some peel guard then she's ready for paint
>>225390220roar
HELPERLAD YOU SHOULD HAVE PUNCHED ITS NOSE
>>225390196hammerhand won
>>225390220Blud thought he could tame the tiger, thought he was Him™.
>>225390236And Son
>>225390250how did he die from that
>>225390220
>>225390262
>>225390250Why's he got his back turned to it and furthermore why the fuck is he just telling it off like it's a house cat lol
>>225390250What a dickhead, would have absolutely shat myself in there
>>225390275why's he even in there
>>225390275its a mental health crisis rorke stop victim shaming
>>225390220>spacker did a spacker thing againWhat are they like?
>>225390283Pet the kitty
>Pet the kitty
right well now I want to die
>>225390223Oh and what did you get banned from? Just give the post I can check the archive
>>225390262he deaded?
>>225390282Id have sparked the tiger out. One punch. Out like a light.
Remember daneboe, the guy who made the annoying orange and those scary face videos? He’s a she now
Suicide by big cat
>>225390272right
unironically could have strolled through that tigers gaff and he wouldn't have even fired a glance in my direction, just got that kind of aura iykwim
>>225390305
>>225390186seen this lad playing footy
>>225390250dunno if the footage has been confirmed real yet. Looks very AI sloppy.That or the lad is a full blown spacker or on drugs.
Hopefully this is a good omen for the game tomorrow.
>>225390305women are so grim.Get those fucking glazed doughnuts away from me.
>>225390250>>225390272A friendly reminder your neighbour's cat would maul you to pieces if it was big enough
>>225390341Don’t understand
>>225390345Out of respect for that mong fans are asked to refrain from singing 'Mauled by the Tigers'
>>225390186why does she have glaucoma in her right eye? at like 25? that's not good
>>225390340It's real, Yorkshire Wildlife Park posted about it
>>225390367catberg tries his best anyway despite his diminutive size
>>225390367It’s not though is it
>>225390341the fuck does that mean?>>225390383Yeah, but the video might not be real. Why would they release the video?
>>225390390:3
>>225390364nyoooo~
>>225390250looks like the tiger's playing with him but he doesn't realise matey's not got thick hide like he does>>225390367>implying my stanley wouldn't mince that little runt to bits to protect me
>>225390272need to see the whole thing
>>225390220he died?
Just jerked my worthless penis
>>225390196women look and act really fucking stupid now.They look like greased up Bratz dolls. No man told them to do that to themselves.
>>225390318You and me both mate - would have had a finger straight up its poo chute and another two in the eyes, when he's stunned - wallop, send that cunt to kingdom come
Helper is kill. The good news is he isnt scamming the local council anymore so someone with genuine needs will now have a home soon.
>>225390420Died at the scene, probably in agony the daft twat.
genuinely mad how much of a downgrade being circumsized is, feel like americans should unironically be out in the streets protesting about that
>>225390420yes
>>225390367Nhoooo, he's a sweetie.
just realised we're probably starting wirtz up front tomorrow
>>225390450Retards removing themselves from the genepool is always good news
>>225390450What specialist can help once your family member's been mauled to death by a tiger and then the video has been shared thousands of times online and people are saying "good that he died the mong"
>>225390455reckon it will be something gay like a panic induced cardiac arrest, doesn't seem like the tiger was interested in tearing him apart
>>225390469You work for the club right? Go ask the gaffer if that's the case
>>225390469"we" are? you are starting wirtz up front tomorrow are you?
Thats definitely our Helper :(
>>225390509look at that neckrip sean
>>225390509not a womfy predicament at all
>>225390509Garn full scale x
If he wasn't so rude to the lovely kitty he would have survived
Why didn’t they just throw a steak or something in the pen and get him out while the tiger was distracted
honestly kino for the tiger though, first time in its life he got to enjoy his natural instincts bet hes buzzing his cunt off rn
What's the least funny thing you can think of?
Helperlad got fucking mauled by the tiger xA cruel twist of fate x
why didn't they shoot it with a tranquiliser dart
>>225390154would
>>225390509what was his plan here? what did he think would happen?
>>225390544my life
that counts as a /mug/ging
>>225390544I watched planes, trains and automobiles and had to turn it off halfway through
footballers used to be wise
>>225390509Got WEF written all over it xTruman show bullshit x
>>225390544Jumping into a pen with a live tiger
>>225390550takes too long to take effect so you just piss it off and make it go maul mode
>>225390576he stole that from a film tho
>>225390541Takes time to go and get one and also some meat isn't as interesting as a living thing, zoo animals are really really bored, it would take a lot to stop big lovely kitty from playing with the funny ape thing
unironically though, how are they still designing enclosures so mongs and kiddies can just hop in?Have like a twenty foot chain fence. Not that hard, surely.
Based tiger eating angloids for breakfast
>>225390592loved this episode as a kid
>>225390544back pain
>>225390605What was he thinking?
>>225390602just abolish all zoos, it's not the 19th century anymore
hungry kitty >:)
Brother thinks he's part of the conversation lmao
>>225390592https://fairlyoddparents.fandom.com/wiki/Crock_Blocked
>>225390602I like it this way
>>225390486Nah they said he had serious injuries in an update and then in a later update said he died, he does seem drunk or on drugs or something because he doesn't even try to get away he's just lazy on the ground like when you drink too much
he's ok
>>225390634s
rest in peace helperlad.
reckon on a good day armed with a cricket bat I could take a tiger
GaperLad down
>>225390602Yeah its the zoos fault :)
Fucks sake I needed United to win
>>225390616Having set society up to a point where it protects morons like this from death is a tragedy. These people deserve to die in painful and humiliating circumstances. Good on the tiger.
>>225390616I love big kitty pawing him to make him do something at the end just like my kitty!! :3c
so now that it had a taste of human flesh do they have to put the tiger down or what? bit of a waste if so
>>225390154
>>225390658dog owners are fucking retarded
>>225390633think the only way in there is through the observation post thats like 30+ft high, he probably jumped in and fucked his legs up
>>225390602The zoo owners aren't responsible if a mong goes to their zoo without a tard wrangler
>>225390626>allow ads to continue Don’t think I will
>>225390676Just feed them more idiots
Me and the kittongtonshire
>>225390544women
might buy a poncy drop top roller skate
>>225390486You can see the kitty crunching on his spinal cord >>225390272
>>225390677GORDON :3
>>225390699You are so ugly and brown it's unreal
An i wud have said oi you tiger NO
fucking bored
What do you do to avoid a tiger attack? Soil yourself? Or is that grizzly bears? Hate to shit myself for no reason and get eaten
>>225390680He seems to be fairly far away from where the person recording is standing though unless he decided to crawl like twenty to thirty feet to that point, I feel like if that happened he'd be right up against the fence
>>225390576See those quotation marks before soon. Are they opening or closing a quote?
>>225390722Cumskin cope
Helperlad as an official in the Imperial court of China.
>>225390726jerk your worthless penis
>>225390725He's saying pull my finger
>>225390745yes mummy
>>225390756jerk your worthless penis
>>225390699what is your ugly fat gf up to right now
>>225390699VGH.... MALAPONTVS....
>>225390708Spine snappingtons
>>225390699screaming why are you wearing a bohs top
Finishing 17th 3 times in a row should be automatic relegation
alri lads
/brit/ mourns the loss of Helperlad, who has been gaped to death
>>225390783Put nails through her wrists and ankles
>>225390783
>>225390795aha wahey mushroom dog lad how's it going!!!!
Feel like jumping into a tiger enclosure today don't know why
>>225390797he died as he lived, trying to touch some pussy. rip bigman
>>225390699props for posting yourself here if i looked like that i'd be too embarrassed to even go outside
>>225390699whitest american on /int/
>>225390783well that's a bit pointless isn't itshe'll need help getting off that!
>>225390820
>>225390725Based harry enfield enjoyer
the original xbox is trending on /brit/
Jumping into a tiger enclosure is exactly the kind of thing I would've done after 1.5 litres of vodka. Are we sure he wasn't drunk?
>>225390834I'm handsome
All the tiger stuff are the same 40 sec vid.
Shit yank posts ruining a good thread
can't stop farting
We at /brit/ are working on a spin-off of Storage Wars called Storage Wars: /brit/
>>225390852SOVLFUL still have one. Beat the Godfather on it recently
>>225390616They cut the bit where the tiger backs off because he told him to cut it out
>>225390852Mine's stuck in Denmark
>>225390895
>>225390885That's a film mate
what was a 25 year old man doing in a tiger enclosure?
being very naughty /brit/, you were encouraged not to share THAT video
>>225390916getting heemed
>>225390616>aaaaaa this really really hurts
>>225390916What was the tiger doing in Yorkshire? bloody immigrants.
>>225390875Any parts where his innards become outtards
>Porridge: 50 years of laughsWas never on that long
>>225390895Something is rotten in the state of Denmark
>>225390914Weak bait
Need to get up in the loft and see if I can find my old consoleswould be nice to have them cluttering up the bedroom while I play the games on an emulator
might start "nigga"posting tonight
>>225390944They had repeats on gold
>>225390959yeah go on “nigga”
might download reddit flags and join in on the fun
Theres a detective drama on BBC1 tonight but its got that bloke in it with the weird eyes and he freaks me out
>>225390965No my type :/
Pic related is what a English, Scottish, welsh, irish, Icelandic, danish, Norwegian, Swedish, finnish, dutch, German, Austrian, Latvian, Lithuanian, and Estonian vagina looks like when they see a virile olive skinned southern european bvll..
don't ever post that again
>>225390981did you two break up
>>225390981You are not 'olive' skinned
>>225390965grim
>>225390974
>>225390965And what about this is appropriate for a blue board
First image of the victim. His name was Sean Allan :(
>>225390602Borders are fascist, rorke
>>225390981you` re brown !!!!
feel bad for that lads family, imagine his mum spending the rest of her life wondering why her son went in there and did that and never being able to get an answer
>>225390974he was mimicking flossing his teeth with a woman's thong tonight it was well funny
>>225391019blud finna gonna put periscopes out of business
any alcoholic man in
Meeting this French lass and I know she's got a stinky vagina, proper Serstromming style. I'm going to get her to wear a loose mini dress (the type that just comes down below the Bum) with no I underwear on, and walk round some exhibitions with me. People will definitely smell it. I'm actually itching just waiting to try this out and see the reactions. It's going to be so hot, who knows some sick guys may even enjoy it. There are some weirdos out there
they r fighting :O
>>225391033I also have the key to your mom and sister's bedroom
>>225390974>>225391004
>>225391046Asaduzzaman
>>225391035maybe ask your mum? reckon she has a lot of experiences raising a spacker child
>>225391046they having a controlled opp off
>>225390741s
>>225391035still early days be might have left a note explaining his reasoning
almost a triple bradley
>>225391079
arse gapeingtons
>>225390682When a mongo jumps in and gets himself killed, I have limited sympathies.It's a bit sad when a spacker throws a kid to the crocodiles though.
get the 'tex posted
>>225390173he did everything he could to escape England he fucking learned fluent Spanish he's never coming back
>>225390154His hair looks Irish to me
>>225391046Is Toce complaining about restore splitting the anti-immmigrant vote there? I don't keep up with all this stuff any more
latex poster pisses me off
>>225391100where's he off to?
Surprised that guy who jumped into the tiger enclosure died. It looked like he had it under control.
>>225391019Would be funny if someone posted stuff like this on twitter
>>225391035It's been reported it was a special needs trip and the lad's cat had died recently and he wanted to hug another one
>>225391113on the count of being a virgin?
>>225390616>right! That's enough!
>>225391124He had covid
Vax status on the dead guy
>>225391141another death claimed by the old 'rona
might sensibly invest my money and let it grow by itself instead of splurging it all on vodka tonight
>>225391113i like him
The only interesting scene in the terrible movie Primetime is when Chris Hansen catches a Rabbi coming down to molest a little boy. Instead of being apologetic or embarrassed, the Rabbi is indignant, yelling at Hansen that he is the immoral one and has no right to do what he is doing. Very accurate portrayal of how Jews behave when caught victimizing a gentile. They're outraged that anyone would even dare tell them they can't do it. They are probably the only religion in the world that has no concept of the golden rule. Straight from the Talmud.
>>225391127scream
might put my 'za in the 'ven
Why would you put a tiger in a mong pen? Not exactly safe is it
>>225391135no
What's a 102 year old doing in a zoo
>>225391100how has he done this??
pooners spend a year injecting hrt just to look like a less ugly malaponte
>>225391127Where was the tard wrangler
never really got olive skinned olives are green or black innit
>>225391166what is there to like he is a liar and a phony
The tiger should be awarded the hero of the soviet union award
I've recently made headway into the AI Gay Porn industry. A lot of money in this shit, too bad you lot were too slow to get in.
>>225390616He looks like a mong right?
>>225391204FUCK noooo why???
>>225391204Can I see a pic of malaponte
>>225391204so fucking mega grim she should have been my amerimutt wife
I've had sex with multiple white women while most of /brit/ are virginsAnyone have an answer to this conundrum?>inb4 they were fat and uglyNot an argument
>>225391234>>225390699
I didn't know we had tigers in this country
>>225391249They were fat and or ugly though, weren't they?
>>225391204looks like that pedo rapper six nine
>>225390699you look jewish
>>225391204trannyism is a social disease that needs to be torn out root and stem by any means necessary
>>225391266Not an argument
>>225391204turning into the fat guy from Lost
>>225391265Are you saying tigers born here can't be considered British wildlife?
>>225391208harmless ritual post and not annoying like gyaldemfreak
>>225391282You seem very defensive
>>225391250>>225391257Alright then guess I didn't need to do that>>225391265I think I saw a snowy tiger over a decade ago in West Midlands Safari Park
>>225391296none of them are even wearing latex
small boat tigers
might kill myself
Tiger cronem
nth for the vividem
malaponte's gf is fat and brown like him
knew someone who worked in investment banking and said the you know whos are already trying to tempt you with prozzies etc to see if you'll take the bait, reckon thats how it all starts and then one day its a 15 year old and you're now blackmailed for the rest of your lifeimagine how much worse it is for people in actual power, genuinely believe the only way into the positions is by being a bribed nonce
>>225391344roar
>>225391344Looks like a fat Mario
>>225391344unironically the kind of girl we all want to settle down with in our late 20s and farm a few kids with
>>225391344fucks sake charlie
>>225391344why does every photo on brit have to be rotated 90 degrees like that
>>225391371because fuck you thats why
>>225391371its not though
>>2253913714chan strips exif data and idiot new people don't know that
>>225391374unnecessarily rude post
The wildlife pack has been open since 2009 and it's literally the first time someone was eaten by a tiger in 17 years. Slow news day?
>>225390483They're always there as a precaution so the families don't blame the muslims
>>225391348Why would the people in control NOT put a bribed in that position of power? Oh they're just going to put some random bloke in there who might call the cops when he finds out what's happening?
>>225391371
>>225391423scr
THERE'S ALWAYS NEXT TIME
hash browns are lovely okI have them with sausage`s and bean`s
>>225391440ok i love you
>>225391423:)
>>225391295Leftypol flumoxxed
moo deng's name should be poo peng
>>225391419so then whats the point of it all, basically no chance of any change since the only positions possible of making changes are occupied by compromised nonces that have no choice but to serve their talmudic masters
reading my grimoire
da jooz
>>225391452the brit team
here he is
You may only respond to this post if you've had a gf and have had sex with a woman before NOT SO FAST EVERYONE IN /BRIT/
>>225391482It always is though, isn't it?
>>225391504>>225391504
>>225391491roake
we are the poo scream poo scream poo scream we are the poo scream
>>225391493this is a shagger generalyou are a blacked tranny porn enthusiast who managed to stick his tiny cock in ugly whales
>>225391466>no chance of any changeThat's the point, yes. I don't know how long they've used this system but it might go all the way back to Babylon
>>225391326yeeeeaah.probably do it in a year or two, if things haven't picked up. I don't want to live to develop any major illnesses.
>>225391348you mean if you're in the club, they bait you into back rooms, with ambiguously aged women?That is 100% what happens. it's why they've all done it.Possible they don't even let you into the club, unless you've gone through with it.
>>225390154>the most English face>is quintesentially oirish
