Im wharfless

Alright men. Fuck? Marry.? Kill?

Fellas is it gay to drink beer through a straw

>>225393909
Fuck Mexico, marry Canada, kill america

I would be a (real life) janitor if they made an alright amount of money. Nobody talks to you and it looks easy as hell.

Should I get a motorcycle?

>>225393909
Marry Murica, Kill Canuck, Sex Mex

benjerman franklem invented slavery

>>225393944
Why does she hate mark?

taco bell bong 10 hours

>>225393934
hospital jannies make okay money

oh hi mark

>>225393934
in high school i was a summer janitor at a school and we basically had 8 weeks to languidly complete a week and a half of work nearly completely unsupervised for over minimum wage it was probably the best teenager summer job of all time

I've been in a steady swag recession for a while now. Time to upgrade my shit and stop wearing all that bullshit I been having on. Too bad all the 34/34 pants are always sold out to all y'all fuck niggas. I know you ain't been 34 inch waist since 2016.

I had a job as a janitor at Shaw’s supermarket and I quit the day someone shit all over the wall, totally normal looking lady who did it too

>>225393962
I don't know

>>225394007
skrrt

>>225394007
I recommend Ed Hardy and Affliction to spice up your wardrobe

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caved and ordered delta 9, going to be banned soon enough, might as well one last time

Seeing a fat bitch with a skin care routine is funny like are you sure you’re vain

I got the swag and it's pumping out my ovarieeeesss

I miss weed

Drink your coffee black, be a man

Real men drink their coffee with salt

I’m easy e I got bitches galore

man dies after jumping into the /cum/ enclosure

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i look like this

>>225393909
Fuck México marry America kill Canada(nothing personal)

>>225394031
some of these fits are unironically hard rn. What used to be cringe way back then is in again.

black coffee tastes like shit and everybody knows it tastes like shit but blackies just pretend otherwise

>>225394195
fr?

I started worshipping the old mountain god of my ancestors, it's been good.

There are two types of men in this world

Those who wear denim jackets, and those who wear leather jackets

There are reports coming out of major metropolitan areas all over the country that citizens are lynching incels in the streets. Please stay safe bros

Those who masturbate and liars

The chuds are in control

>>225394219
i drink black coffee when im too lazy to put anything else in. its fine

>>225394262
mine is made of polyester

I have been masturbating way too much. 3-5 times a day and my cum is basically just water at this point.

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Hermit monk time

I work from home and sometimes masturbate during meetings

>>225394355
devilish

ran over a pumpkin today kinda freaked out
-whose pumpking was it
-why was it in the road
-does running over a pumpkin a bad omen
pray for me /cum/

>>225394378
Just jack off to mr. mexico to calm down

>>225394378
sending prayers

>>225394222
fr fr. i searched they website. not like an entire Ed Hardy fit but some of those items are peaks streetwear rn. Type shit Jesse Pinkman woulda been wearing in S1-3 of BB.

>>225394355
stop jacking off on the company's time

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The UN bitches at the US while there is literal genocide happening that they are okay with

Time to wear my leather jacket and complete chores.

>>225394454
>getting mad at an international debate club
>on /int/

i don’t care about having sex but i would like to handle some tits one time. just to see

>>225394474
go to a strip club dummy

>>225394454
livestreaming an execution is thirdie country behavior thoughbeit

>>225394499
Dude murdered a whole bunch of people because "le Allah" told him to why are people grandstanding for him?

>>225394454
they should run him over with the dilldozer

>>225394538
he deserves the bullet, I just don't think it should be livestreamed

>>225394538
>>225394563
>>225394499
obv this is going to cause more terrorism while further degrading americas practically nonexistent moral credibility

>>225394538
fuck that nigga blow his shit smoove off. people aren't grandstanding him, they're saying livestreaming an execution is barbaric and unbecoming of a country that thinks itself to be the leader of the free world.

>>225394563
Ok ok...but like um what if they did an MLG COD edit of it?

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what do you guys do for a living

Since terrorist attacks will become more common as Iran recovers it is a bad idea to provoke Muslims further

Are we annexing canada or not the suspense is killing me

>>225394626
Canada will eventually destroy itself with the way they vote

>>225394606
I would be less opposed to that

>>225394598
We don't think that, what we need is actual isolationism

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>>225394454
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

>>225394591
America not giving a shit about what the world thinks of its morals was literally what caused its creation

>>225394617
>terrorist attacks will become more common as Iran recovers
Iran is the most powerful it's been for a very long time
they really have no reason to sponsor terrorism on us soil as this is literally the only thing that would make americans hate them and support the war.

>>225394608
Astronaut

>>225394563
>>225394598
Even if Hegseth is doing it for probably tasteless motives I really don't get the pearl clutching over transparency
If the government is killing people we should be able to see it. Idk why it's more "dignified" to make the process completely hidden from public view

>>225394664
They gotta put a pear on top of his head

>>225394649
>need is actual isolationism
This is mentally on par with "i don't need IRL friends Im going to self isolate myself instead and spend my time posting on 4chan". You know how well that goes.

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>>225394675
>Iran is the most powerful it's been for a very long time

>>225394649
never going to happen as long as we bend the knee to farmer welfare queens who cry and shit their pants if we try to deport their hordes of illegal brown crop pickers

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Please visit Gloucester Cathedral, where you can see the tomb of Robert Curthose, Duke of Normandy and son of William the Conqueror.

>>225394626
no
get a fucking grip

>>225394744
Ok

>>225394675
So why was it sponsoring terrorists around the world for the past 50 years?

>>225394675
Not right now but there will be different factions and lone wolves and all that later once they get richer from the settlement

>>225394744
I've been there

>>225394756
I did I was hoping to use it to help shoot Canadians but trump cucked again

>>225394608
i work as a technician at a data center

>>225393934
you'd regret saying that when it comes time to mop the walls and ceilings with one of those gay ass wall mops

>>225394608
terminal neet

>>225394608
I'm a maintenance man for the post office. I also am a penis inspector on the low

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Livestream the execution but put it behind a paywall that goes towards funding public education. Everybody wins.

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>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>AMERICA/ISRAEL/PAKISTAN/TURKEY/EPSTEIN SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>225394815
This but getting the homeless work too

Garry Kasparov vs Bobby Fischer

They should boil him to death in a hot tub so they stream it in the hot tubs category on twitch

>>225394804
at the kinoplex? can you hook me up with some crab legs

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The underground indie soundcloud music scene is comprised almost entirely of Caucasian men in their 30's who violently wish to be 15 year old Japanese girls.

Good afternoon. I have diarrhea

>>225394815
I think in general live streaming executions will not be popular with the public

I remember when the Saudi wouldn't help us with Iran so I'm okay with them getting bombed by the poorer desert oga bogas

Nidal Hassan
hero, patriot, martyr
may allah be pleased with him

Bought a rice cooker. Based or cringe?

>>225394730
iran has been under an intense economic siege for nearly half a century
trump even used the phrase "maximum pressure" to describe his sanctions policy term 1
iranian civilization has been around for millennia and will be here long after the usa is gone
>>225394763
the usa is the global leading sponsor of terrorism.
iran arms militias like hamas in self-defense actions such as oct 7

maximum pressure on my arteries

>>225394898
Based, get one of those steaming trays too and chop up some veggies over that bitch

Why would you join the army if you are Arab? He must’ve been relentlessly bullied

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>>225394841
The homeless don't want to work, those that do are only homeless for a few weeks and stay in shelters.

We should have them fight to the death in football arenas, livestream it on ESPN, and give the winner a lifetime supply of fent

>>225394901
>iranian civilization has been around for millennia and will be here long after the usa is gone
The current government has only been in power for 40 years. You say that like it's been wayyyyy longer lmao

i rack, i ran

>>225394888
Just give them nukes, Jews will cry and stomp off which is what we want anyway, Shia can't ever dominate the region, everybody wins

>>225394888
imagine spending billions on some guys family just for him to turn around and start a war that results in your gas profits nosediving and missiles exploding in your territory
>>225394926
no one "wants" to work retard
>>225394928
>confusing one regime with an entire civilization
brainlet. try reading a book.

>>225394926
We should force them to work or get independent work but then I'm getting a little bit Communisty. Force them to sober up against their will

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>>225394901

>>225394916
That's not real dude

i think the execution should be livestreamed because i personally want to watch it

>>225394954
Stupid retard you are arguing in the position of THE CURRENT IRANIAN GOVERNMENT don't walk it back now

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>>225394967
Maybe

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how do we feel about baked potatoes

>>225394996
Mid. Mashed is better.

>>225394968
It sounds boring even from the edgelordmaxx perspective there are already so many mass shooting videos that have more going on

>>225394952
Giving the Saudis nukes is like giving a bullied down syndrome child a loaded gun

>>225394979
i havent walked back shit faggot.
>>225395032
lol

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>>225393881

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If my execution was livestreamed I would want a bunch of grenades strapped to my chest then have someone pull the pin while Paradise City plays

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I quote the words of Seneca

But nothing is so damaging to a good character as to sit at some show; for then, through pleasure, vice steals into us more easily. What do you think I mean? I mean that I come home more greedy, more ambitious, more voluptuous, and even more cruel and inhuman, because I have been among human beings.

You may say: 'But he was a highway robber; he killed a man.' What of it? Granted that, as a murderer, he deserved this punishment, what did you do, you wretched man, to deserve to watch it?

And when the games are paused, they cry: 'Let's have some men killed meanwhile, so that something is going on!' Come now, do you not even understand this, that bad examples flow back into those who set them? Thank the immortal gods that you are teaching cruelty to a man who cannot learn it!"

>>225395032
Based? Yea

>>225393925
No beer through a straw is smart if you are enjoying it in your car while driving

blumpf answers to Netanyahu
bibi is his master
end of story

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>>225395052
>Based?
Naw cuz. Next question

Im mentally retarded

>>225394608
I'm one of the rare White IT guys

I just want to go home and have sex with my wife

Going to Miss Shirley's in NoLa I hear she makes good Chinese food

>>225394608
thief

>>225394996
Fine but they're close to the least desirable potato preparation.

JUST LET HERRRRR CRYYYYY *points at you*

>>225395106
I thought you were studying polsci

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:)

i wanna put lacquer on my upper molar. i dont like how rough it is compared to my other teeth

>>225395106
I had a boss pull me aside one time and tell me I was spared from IT layoffs because I spoke clear English. Insane how low the bar is sometimes.

Help me get over the crush on this woman who isn't in to me.
Touching my shoulder and making eye contact with me when we aren't talking in a group convo doesn't mean she's into me.
Get her out of my head

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this is the type of shit jason posts on his social medias

>>225395217
how do you know she's not into you? did you try yet

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thoughts?

Why don't They just kill Him. It would solve most of their problems

>>225395240
She's not into me because I've been wrong about every other woman in my life who I've thought was into me and I pursued

>>225395155
I am but I work as a student worker at my Uni
>>225395207
>Insane how low the bar is sometimes
Yeah it's tragic. I lucked out because my Uni doesn't outsource IT for security reasons and I had a guy doing my job interview.

>>225395241
You are bound to fail

>>225395241
you have to go back

detest the term 'uni'

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You're about to have sex with the woman of your dreams, but you discover she has a two-inch dick, do you fuck him?

>>225395273
i'm white (italian/irish)
both sides of my family have been in the united states since 1900's

>>225395283
blowjob

>>225395274
That's where you go if you like saying sleep schedule

>>225395241
kys

>>225395305
bit rude

>>225395283
Wouldn't happen to me. I'm too good at detecting bone structure and male features to be tricked.

>join a /soc/ discord
>they have weekly movie nights
>okay, thisll be fun, itll be nice to try to vc other people in a low-stakes environment to work on social skills
>join, everyone is muted
>someone starts streaming the movie
>some other guy unmutes to say something
>the mod force mutes him and tells him no talking during the movie
>the movie ends
>everyone leaves without saying anything
literally wtf was the point of all that??

>>225395283
Doesn't matter if it's just a fling.

I want pussy

>>225395330
Lol. What was the movie

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>>225395330
I’m on the server that’s a spin-off of a dead /jp/ thread; everyone is always chatting, and we even meet up in places like Tokyo sometimes, but keep in mind that everyone there is at least 30 years old.

I would suck Sayuri Mattar's cock

motherfuckers in America actually be running for political office with the name "Abdul"

please don't tell me we have Mohammeds as lawmakers

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>motherfuckers in America actually be running for political office with the name "Abdul"

>please don't tell me we have Mohammeds as lawmakers

>>225395367
Muslims are reliably antisemitic at least

>>225395357
Garbage. Show me real men next time