Friends Edition o algo (NO BOY LOVE)thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSddD6w5SKcPrevious: >>225388531
Im wharfless
Alright men. Fuck? Marry.? Kill?
Fellas is it gay to drink beer through a straw
>>225393909Fuck Mexico, marry Canada, kill america
I would be a (real life) janitor if they made an alright amount of money. Nobody talks to you and it looks easy as hell.
Should I get a motorcycle?
>>225393909Marry Murica, Kill Canuck, Sex Mex
benjerman franklem invented slavery
>>225393944Why does she hate mark?
taco bell bong 10 hours
>>225393934hospital jannies make okay money
oh hi mark
>>225393934in high school i was a summer janitor at a school and we basically had 8 weeks to languidly complete a week and a half of work nearly completely unsupervised for over minimum wage it was probably the best teenager summer job of all time
I've been in a steady swag recession for a while now. Time to upgrade my shit and stop wearing all that bullshit I been having on. Too bad all the 34/34 pants are always sold out to all y'all fuck niggas. I know you ain't been 34 inch waist since 2016.
I had a job as a janitor at Shaw’s supermarket and I quit the day someone shit all over the wall, totally normal looking lady who did it too
>>225393962I don't know
>>225394007skrrt
>>225394007I recommend Ed Hardy and Affliction to spice up your wardrobe
caved and ordered delta 9, going to be banned soon enough, might as well one last time
Seeing a fat bitch with a skin care routine is funny like are you sure you’re vain
I got the swag and it's pumping out my ovarieeeesss
I miss weed
Drink your coffee black, be a man
Real men drink their coffee with salt
I’m easy e I got bitches galore
man dies after jumping into the /cum/ enclosure
i look like this
>>225393909Fuck México marry America kill Canada(nothing personal)
>>225394031some of these fits are unironically hard rn. What used to be cringe way back then is in again.
black coffee tastes like shit and everybody knows it tastes like shit but blackies just pretend otherwise
>>225394195fr?
I started worshipping the old mountain god of my ancestors, it's been good.
There are two types of men in this worldThose who wear denim jackets, and those who wear leather jackets
There are reports coming out of major metropolitan areas all over the country that citizens are lynching incels in the streets. Please stay safe bros
Those who masturbate and liars
The chuds are in control
>>225394219i drink black coffee when im too lazy to put anything else in. its fine
>>225394262mine is made of polyester
I have been masturbating way too much. 3-5 times a day and my cum is basically just water at this point.
Hermit monk time
I work from home and sometimes masturbate during meetings
>>225394355devilish
ran over a pumpkin today kinda freaked out-whose pumpking was it-why was it in the road-does running over a pumpkin a bad omenpray for me /cum/
>>225394378Just jack off to mr. mexico to calm down
>>225394378sending prayers
>>225394222fr fr. i searched they website. not like an entire Ed Hardy fit but some of those items are peaks streetwear rn. Type shit Jesse Pinkman woulda been wearing in S1-3 of BB.
>>225394355stop jacking off on the company's time
The UN bitches at the US while there is literal genocide happening that they are okay with
Time to wear my leather jacket and complete chores.
>>225394454>getting mad at an international debate club>on /int/
i don’t care about having sex but i would like to handle some tits one time. just to see
>>225394474go to a strip club dummy
>>225394454livestreaming an execution is thirdie country behavior thoughbeit
>>225394499Dude murdered a whole bunch of people because "le Allah" told him to why are people grandstanding for him?
>>225394454they should run him over with the dilldozer
>>225394538he deserves the bullet, I just don't think it should be livestreamed
>>225394538>>225394563>>225394499obv this is going to cause more terrorism while further degrading americas practically nonexistent moral credibility
>>225394538fuck that nigga blow his shit smoove off. people aren't grandstanding him, they're saying livestreaming an execution is barbaric and unbecoming of a country that thinks itself to be the leader of the free world.
>>225394563Ok ok...but like um what if they did an MLG COD edit of it?
what do you guys do for a living
Since terrorist attacks will become more common as Iran recovers it is a bad idea to provoke Muslims further
Are we annexing canada or not the suspense is killing me
>>225394626Canada will eventually destroy itself with the way they vote
>>225394606I would be less opposed to that
>>225394598We don't think that, what we need is actual isolationism
>>225394454LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEADLMAOOOOOOOOOO
>>225394591America not giving a shit about what the world thinks of its morals was literally what caused its creation
>>225394617>terrorist attacks will become more common as Iran recoversIran is the most powerful it's been for a very long timethey really have no reason to sponsor terrorism on us soil as this is literally the only thing that would make americans hate them and support the war.
>>225394608Astronaut
>>225394563>>225394598Even if Hegseth is doing it for probably tasteless motives I really don't get the pearl clutching over transparencyIf the government is killing people we should be able to see it. Idk why it's more "dignified" to make the process completely hidden from public view
>>225394664They gotta put a pear on top of his head
>>225394649>need is actual isolationismThis is mentally on par with "i don't need IRL friends Im going to self isolate myself instead and spend my time posting on 4chan". You know how well that goes.
>>225394675>Iran is the most powerful it's been for a very long time
>>225394649never going to happen as long as we bend the knee to farmer welfare queens who cry and shit their pants if we try to deport their hordes of illegal brown crop pickers
Please visit Gloucester Cathedral, where you can see the tomb of Robert Curthose, Duke of Normandy and son of William the Conqueror.
>>225394626noget a fucking grip
>>225394744Ok
>>225394675So why was it sponsoring terrorists around the world for the past 50 years?
>>225394675Not right now but there will be different factions and lone wolves and all that later once they get richer from the settlement
>>225394744I've been there
>>225394756I did I was hoping to use it to help shoot Canadians but trump cucked again
>>225394608i work as a technician at a data center
>>225393934you'd regret saying that when it comes time to mop the walls and ceilings with one of those gay ass wall mops
>>225394608terminal neet
>>225394608I'm a maintenance man for the post office. I also am a penis inspector on the low
Livestream the execution but put it behind a paywall that goes towards funding public education. Everybody wins.
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO>AMERICA/ISRAEL/PAKISTAN/TURKEY/EPSTEIN SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>225394815This but getting the homeless work too
Garry Kasparov vs Bobby Fischer
They should boil him to death in a hot tub so they stream it in the hot tubs category on twitch
>>225394804at the kinoplex? can you hook me up with some crab legs
The underground indie soundcloud music scene is comprised almost entirely of Caucasian men in their 30's who violently wish to be 15 year old Japanese girls.
Good afternoon. I have diarrhea
>>225394815I think in general live streaming executions will not be popular with the public
I remember when the Saudi wouldn't help us with Iran so I'm okay with them getting bombed by the poorer desert oga bogas
Nidal Hassanhero, patriot, martyrmay allah be pleased with him
Bought a rice cooker. Based or cringe?
>>225394730iran has been under an intense economic siege for nearly half a centurytrump even used the phrase "maximum pressure" to describe his sanctions policy term 1iranian civilization has been around for millennia and will be here long after the usa is gone>>225394763the usa is the global leading sponsor of terrorism.iran arms militias like hamas in self-defense actions such as oct 7
maximum pressure on my arteries
>>225394898Based, get one of those steaming trays too and chop up some veggies over that bitch
Why would you join the army if you are Arab? He must’ve been relentlessly bullied
>>225394841The homeless don't want to work, those that do are only homeless for a few weeks and stay in shelters. We should have them fight to the death in football arenas, livestream it on ESPN, and give the winner a lifetime supply of fent
>>225394901>iranian civilization has been around for millennia and will be here long after the usa is goneThe current government has only been in power for 40 years. You say that like it's been wayyyyy longer lmao
i rack, i ran
>>225394888Just give them nukes, Jews will cry and stomp off which is what we want anyway, Shia can't ever dominate the region, everybody wins
>>225394888imagine spending billions on some guys family just for him to turn around and start a war that results in your gas profits nosediving and missiles exploding in your territory>>225394926no one "wants" to work retard>>225394928>confusing one regime with an entire civilizationbrainlet. try reading a book.
>>225394926We should force them to work or get independent work but then I'm getting a little bit Communisty. Force them to sober up against their will
>>225394901
>>225394916That's not real dude
i think the execution should be livestreamed because i personally want to watch it
>>225394954Stupid retard you are arguing in the position of THE CURRENT IRANIAN GOVERNMENT don't walk it back now
>>225394967Maybe
how do we feel about baked potatoes
>>225394996Mid. Mashed is better.
>>225394968It sounds boring even from the edgelordmaxx perspective there are already so many mass shooting videos that have more going on
>>225394952Giving the Saudis nukes is like giving a bullied down syndrome child a loaded gun
>>225394979i havent walked back shit faggot.>>225395032lol
>>225393881
If my execution was livestreamed I would want a bunch of grenades strapped to my chest then have someone pull the pin while Paradise City plays
I quote the words of SenecaBut nothing is so damaging to a good character as to sit at some show; for then, through pleasure, vice steals into us more easily. What do you think I mean? I mean that I come home more greedy, more ambitious, more voluptuous, and even more cruel and inhuman, because I have been among human beings.You may say: 'But he was a highway robber; he killed a man.' What of it? Granted that, as a murderer, he deserved this punishment, what did you do, you wretched man, to deserve to watch it?And when the games are paused, they cry: 'Let's have some men killed meanwhile, so that something is going on!' Come now, do you not even understand this, that bad examples flow back into those who set them? Thank the immortal gods that you are teaching cruelty to a man who cannot learn it!"
>>225395032Based? Yea
>>225393925No beer through a straw is smart if you are enjoying it in your car while driving
blumpf answers to Netanyahubibi is his masterend of story
>>225395052>Based?Naw cuz. Next question
Im mentally retarded
>>225394608I'm one of the rare White IT guys
I just want to go home and have sex with my wife
Going to Miss Shirley's in NoLa I hear she makes good Chinese food
>>225394608thief
>>225394996Fine but they're close to the least desirable potato preparation.
JUST LET HERRRRR CRYYYYY *points at you*
>>225395106I thought you were studying polsci
:)
i wanna put lacquer on my upper molar. i dont like how rough it is compared to my other teeth
>>225395106I had a boss pull me aside one time and tell me I was spared from IT layoffs because I spoke clear English. Insane how low the bar is sometimes.
Help me get over the crush on this woman who isn't in to me.Touching my shoulder and making eye contact with me when we aren't talking in a group convo doesn't mean she's into me.Get her out of my head
this is the type of shit jason posts on his social medias
>>225395217how do you know she's not into you? did you try yet
thoughts?
Why don't They just kill Him. It would solve most of their problems
>>225395240She's not into me because I've been wrong about every other woman in my life who I've thought was into me and I pursued
>>225395155I am but I work as a student worker at my Uni>>225395207>Insane how low the bar is sometimesYeah it's tragic. I lucked out because my Uni doesn't outsource IT for security reasons and I had a guy doing my job interview.
>>225395241You are bound to fail
>>225395241you have to go back
detest the term 'uni'
You're about to have sex with the woman of your dreams, but you discover she has a two-inch dick, do you fuck him?
>>225395273i'm white (italian/irish)both sides of my family have been in the united states since 1900's
>>225395283blowjob
>>225395274That's where you go if you like saying sleep schedule
>>225395241kys
>>225395305bit rude
>>225395283Wouldn't happen to me. I'm too good at detecting bone structure and male features to be tricked.
>join a /soc/ discord>they have weekly movie nights>okay, thisll be fun, itll be nice to try to vc other people in a low-stakes environment to work on social skills>join, everyone is muted>someone starts streaming the movie>some other guy unmutes to say something>the mod force mutes him and tells him no talking during the movie>the movie ends>everyone leaves without saying anythingliterally wtf was the point of all that??
>>225395283Doesn't matter if it's just a fling.
I want pussy
>>225395330Lol. What was the movie
>>225395330I’m on the server that’s a spin-off of a dead /jp/ thread; everyone is always chatting, and we even meet up in places like Tokyo sometimes, but keep in mind that everyone there is at least 30 years old.
I would suck Sayuri Mattar's cock
motherfuckers in America actually be running for political office with the name "Abdul"please don't tell me we have Mohammeds as lawmakers
>motherfuckers in America actually be running for political office with the name "Abdul">please don't tell me we have Mohammeds as lawmakers
>>225395367Muslims are reliably antisemitic at least
>>225395357Garbage. Show me real men next time
>>225395367We live in a meritocracy. There are many people named Mohammed who are simply better than you
there's like 10+ jewish senators but that zog golem jew lickspittle won't say anything about that because he likes it and if the united states government was 100% jewish he would jump for joy
>>225395382move to Syria, or any other muslim country, I double dare you
>>225395382I actually hate Arab politicians too. They should go to Canada where they belong
>move to Syria, or any other muslim country, I double dare you>I actually hate Arab politicians too. They should go to Canada where they belong
>We live in a meritocracy
>>225395395>We live in a meritocracy.I wish>>225395399would it hard for you to believe I don't like either of them?
i freaking dare you, bro
Time for Ukraine to get a new president
>would it hard for you to believe I don't like either of them?>i freaking dare you, bro
>>225395425yes, that looks exactly like the type of person that would not like those statements
Fuck Jews, Fuck Muslims.
>>225395425t. habibifag
>>225395435You're just parroting your lord and savior, orange man.
>yes, that looks exactly like the type of person that would not like those statements>Fuck Jews, Fuck Muslims.>t. habibifag
Not Indian but a lot of anti Indian sentiment online was created by a Chinese-Pakistani psyop
russia is definitely not going to try and meddle with a ukranian election
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1791669181843780.mp4
>>225395425Go the fuck back to your desert shit hole with your parents.
>>225395445makes no sense, do you think anybody thought it did?
>Go the fuck back to your desert shit hole with your parents.
>>225395468I thought this before he said it for like a year
>Americans are now indirectly paying for Iran's defence
>game mode where infinite enemy waves attack your basewhy do moomers love this gay boring shit so much
if heaven is real its probably some bureaucratic shithole with too many shitty rules and its too fucking bright all the time. like they would probably get mad at you for playing dark "evil" music like the cure.
>>225395535what’s a nooner
honestly we should just nuke all of africa, the middle east (including pissrael), india, china, the philippines, russia, and indonesia
Ass piss
>>225395530Iran won america lostzogbots continue to seethe into the ether
>>225395535Moomer?
>>225395549The Philippines aren't that bad
>>225395549Mongoliabros we did it
vlad should just give up before they end up a chinese province
I hate Israel, Iran, Russia, Cuba, Venezuela, and all those shitty countries and Mexico too, except for my hometown.
Any nyc anons trynna hang out?
real incels such as myself don't listen to "incelcore"
>>225395627I’m Chinese is that ok
Puerto Ricans are annoying
>>225395620Chinese rule would do a lot of good for them
crazy how skinny horse legs are
Science is gay
>>225395678why do they always have to remind people their Puerto Rican? nobody cares
>>225395711yeah
It's only gay if you take it up the ass.
I’ve been through so many awkward silences they barely even sting now
good night bros
>>225395710chinks would just take their resources while they die of aids
Do you think a housecat has ever raped a person before, like maybe they got drunk and passed out naked and the cat or cats decided to go for it?
>>225395781Dogs do it all the time
Has anyone here been to the Caribbean? I'm considering a trip up over to one of the smaller, less popular, cheaper islands for my first ever real Spring Break, hopefully with a girl. I posted a /trv/ thread for thoroughness sake but that's a slower board so i was wondering if you guys had any advice.
got pissed on by a stray cat once
>>225395795no I’ve never been
What are we gettin lads?
>>225395774I don't think so. I think they'd make them build giant Disney cathedrals and agricultural equipment factories everywhere
>>225395839Pumpkin chicken because of the lotus root and chestnuts
>>225395839s&s pork
>>225395839Get the oysters
>>225395839The chicken tenders and fries
poor terfjak
>>225395839Oysters, the rest of the menu doesn't sound good
>>225395892Five spice on oysters.....
>>225395839Satchels sound good
>>225395839I don't want any of those
>>225395794I know, dolphins and primates and even parrots do too that's why I was wondering about cats. Would a cat rape a person or are their penises/interests just too different?
>>225395665I find it funny that the Iranians zeroed in on developing close ties with the only Arabs good at war while everyone else kept doing the same shit
There were companies that made products that would last decades but then they went bankrupt, so they got bought up and the new owners made them less reliable so people would buy new ones. A negative aspect of capitalism.
>>225395891There’s a phenomenon I’ve noticed a lot, trannys who actually look like women still act like men, while the ones who don't look like women don't, I wonder why.
Why do Americans and Canadians want sweet sauce on everything? I was always more of a salty food guy
crazy how smartphones haven't significantly advanced in like 9 years
>>225396014You like ketchup
>>225396025Technology is quite stagnant.
disco music was a direct attack on the white race
>>225396030I don't like ketchup at all>>225396030
>>225396025wym
>>225396025moores law is dead o algo
>>225395970I have a $500 blender and it's great
>>225396025They're reaching their pinnacle of usefulness in terms of hardware, innovations with software are the only real improvements now
I can't stand BBQ sauce, but I love the sweet sauce from Chinese food.
>>225396047damn
>>225396025AI bro! The new phone has an AI button!
>>225396078Why didn’t you reply to his post? Do you think you’re better than him?
In China they dont eat much sweet sauce, that's for American tastes
The salt and pepper oyster were quite good
>In China they dont eat much sweet sauce, that's for American tastes
eating a davids devil food red velvet cookie puck rn
>>225396104Sorry, I forgot to reply.
they call it sweet and sour but it never tastes sour, only sweet
Im not a pumpkin flavoured stuff guy
back from costco
They say starting a business teaches you a lot about life
Fun fact: if you are registered as a *charro*, aside from wearing a ridiculous outfit, you can legally carry a revolver of any caliber.
>>225396152>he's already balding
What brand of cage do y'all use?
weading /sci/ debate the possibilities of AI in fuwthewing scientific pwogwess makes my willy tingle!
>>225396206Nvidia
I FUCKING LOVE RED ONIONS
>>225396206American Lock
>>225396165I usually like chunks of kabocha which is what I assume the menu was talking about, but pumpkin pie type of thing I agree
>>225396206raytheon
its locktober, timmies
Im too lazy to be a business owner
I’m such an ugly rat I’m surprised people don’t chase me around with pitchforks
>>225396232https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRRYn4u4hdc
A friend wants to open a coffee shop and have me be his accountant, I’m corrupt, is this a bad idea?
Im too attractive to be a business owner
went outside. didnt talk to anybody. got a haircutthe reaper has claimed another
Tri tip is a stupid tryhard name it should just be triangle steak. Besides it has six tips not three.
>>225396206Chicago cage company. I shop local
I’m in Galveston on business
>>225396206Nicholas
>>225396206candados de México
i want benis milk
Ukraine needs to make a deal
>>225396211link it
>>225396353say aaaaaa
Trump:>It's amazing. I can say the stupidest things, and you clap.
We should have english tests for citizenship
onlyfans whores be like "im a business woman"
I hate scientific progress
>>225396344standing?
>>225396379>We should have english tests for citizenshipWe should have english tests for citizenship
Please clap
