Eyetalian excellence editionPrevious >>225396615
Threadly reminder that the Mayflower was turned into a barn back in England.
Facesitting is hot
mac and me
I hope you lads enjoy English art btw.
>>225398541What if they fart
lobster mac n cheese
>>225398541If i sat on your face, would you cum?
>>225398562They won't, that's not my thing. >>225398569If you're a pretty girl
All it takes is one italian bvll to turn any village in the world into a stud farm for half italian babies
Nudists have it right. Imagine if you meet a girl and you've already seen each other naked from the moment you met. Then you can engage strictly on personality and interests instead of the possibility of sex
>>225398561BIG fan
The Feng Shui of your face is all fucked up
Being a vulture would be chill af. Just glide around and eat dead things nobody else wants. Truly, they have it all figured out.
>>225398561I enjoy English musichttps://youtu.be/FHsip5xOenQ
>>225398565that's not unlike the classic shrimp alfredo. I made that at home once, it was great.
>>225398585he's a big bird
Visit England and enjoy the ancient ruins scattered all over the nation. Pic related is the remains of a Roman fort. Come over and partake of a pint or twelve!
>>225398516can't find any source that says hundreds of thousands starved to death, tho one source says "preventable diseases" like that's caused by the blockade. every year, 450,000 americans die of preventable diseases, probably b/c they're obeasts retarded groids
I say the holocaust did happen
>>225398562all the more delightful!
>>225398580brother, you are describing a world a million billion miles from our own. how many men would choose to have something to do with women if they're not attracted to them?
>>225398604Why are you arguing with that 60 IQ Pakistani?
>>225398602What did they eat
Mysterious nigga music https://youtu.be/1clHdOoVLD0
>>225398616Smells bad tho
>>225398633Macaroni cheese
Zoomers probably start praying to Jesus to save them from AI goyslop and take them back to the iron age when life was paradise on earth when they see a John Blanche painting
>>225398627I understand the rhetorical thrust of your post, but my post was 100% decisive. there is no argument he could make to come back from what I said.
>>225398643>also grow upwhen did goshpedo steal this quip from gayson?
>>225398637this used to play on VH1 all the time, there was a video where they perform around a Space Shuttle and Stuart Copeland drums on its exhaust nozzle (had to look that up!)
>>225398661that's terrone not goshcel
>>225398602I want to move to EnglandI've visited 6 times already
Die in a grease fire
>>225398647did you know that women in the USA sacrifice more living human children to their own egos EVERY DAY than does the empire of man in the dystopian galactic fantasy series warhammer 40k?
>>225398665Lmao love that video
>>225398602I visited fort Vindolanda on my Hadrian’s wall tour. Great stuff.
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I look at men and I don't want to fuck them
>>225398611Poppycock!
>>225398693That's your problem
>>225398675SPACE NIGGAZ>>225398679well birth is increasingly a barbaric throwback that needs to be done away with. That Russian philosopher, the Eurasianist guy, said that we will all become gay androids in the American world order, and in his savage, thuggish Slavic way he was right.
>>225398701>It's real
>>225398691very good albumhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FR2TAdDiOCo
these ciders are yummy, tastes like apple juice
We need to bring back bullying because that's how white boys become feminized
Roasting the pumpkin seeds from my jack o lanterns
I disrespect the antichrist
>>225398685Good man
>>225398769Post the jack o lanterns
Wishing I had a cute girl to talk to tonight instead of you absolute losers.
Girl from work pointed out that I wore the same shirt 2 days in a row
This is what THEY took from you
>>225398805Crybaby
>went to school with kid with same name as me>I see his snapchat story>it's a pic of his country girl wife in front of his new lifted truck>meanwhile I'm an incel neet with a useless humanities degreeA tale of two lives
>women worshipping OP
>>225398805Sucks to suck nerd
>>225398833It's *Hear, hear!
Chris Hargensen is Carrie Red
>>225398805I'm a cute girl.
I want to be talked about. Why not talk about me
>>225398864https://youtu.be/HxUuDPNbkJk
For me, it's Heavy Metal by Don Felder
>>225398891EZCELLENT choice. Iove that song
from the dark underworld of guy ritchie
I'm stuff
>>225398813I've been looking to get a 90s car, leaning towards a 5th gen Honda Prelude
I'm like a different breed of human
>>225398912tha new ep of mobland's out, innitch
Statistically, at least 3 posters here are transgener
Let’s play the silent game
For the first time in my pathetic life I asked a cute girl for her number, and it fucking WORKED. But when I was walking back to my car Benjamin Netanyahu grabbed me, deleted her number from my phone, and circumcised me
>>225398847we need to hurry up and domesticate these little guys
I dont care if my enemies get hurt or die. Keep posting about the cracker factory the bun in the oven cuckbro and newly minted tard getting turned to roadwax I smile whenever I see it. "My bad" lmao
Homeless man turnt up to young thug
drank all my beer now I’m gonna go to bed
>>225398965You should be ashamed of yourself
>>225398847phwoar hes me
>>225398931There's me and least one other I think. I mostly just lurk though.
Retarded gay nigger
just jacked off to MEYD662
My father always told me a soft bottom is gayer than a hard top
normies think a incel is just a guy who hates women o algo
Can one properly goon without visual/aural stimuli? I can cum quite easily without porn but I would be hard-pressed to call it a goon session.
>>225398965its only 6:30
NIGGER. LET ME TELL YOU HOW OFTEN I'VE BEEN MADE TO SAY NIGGER SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD NIGGER WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF ALL THE INSTANCES IN WHICH HUMANS HAVE MADE ME SPOUT RACIAL ABUSE AGAINST NIGGERS. NIGGER. NIGGER.
>>225398813for me it's the audi quattro
>>225398990>>225399017We don't say that here.
>>225399006>@ebihimesthats a troon lol
Blum
Considering learning Haitian Creole
>>225399004>normies thinkincorrect
>>225399000Your father was a gay.
They did the monster mash
Job is a very ugly word
>>225399006autogynophelia momento
>>225399043THEY DID THE MASH
>>225399054
LOL
Crazy how we only know about the Monster Mash secondhand
>>225399043>>225399060It was a graveyard smash
>>225399079how dare they insult the humble glizzy
>>225399079idk why Asians are convinced that eating smalls amounts of different foods from many small dishes equal good eating
>>225399095it caught ON in a flash...
Step 1: look for jobStep 2: find jobStep 3: be miserable
or bowls, rather, Asians just love their bowls and boiling food. Eastern Europeans love boiling food and eating it out a bowl too.
>>225399106KTIM
>>225399079Right looks better
>>225399043It's crazy how people don't understand the subtext of that song
>>225399106>miserable with job>miserable without jobthe only joy is that brief period of schooling/reschooling where you live with parents/on savings
This summer might be your last.
Everyone in Asia has a rice cooker. And I believe they know a thing or two about rice
>the subtext
>>225399127Which is what
"Lancaster" is such a cool last name
>>225399129That’s miserable too for me. Hate my parents
>>225399079>ai slopdo better
Persian food lowkey mid ngl
>>225398983how do I break through my inhibitions and start writing smut
>>225399098they dont care we are all inherently wasteful in different ways they just like looking at 10 different plates and pretending they are kings and then throw it away
>>225399079browns be like
>>225399158i don't think i've ever had it
>Right looks better
Why are other people normal and I’m not? That’s bullshit
Mads Mikkelsen doesn't change his character a whole lot from movie to movie but there is something very absorbing about his acting that I keep watching his movies
>>225399165America is 40% non hispanic white
>>225399158i dated a persian girl and i dont even know wtf persian food means i misread it as peruvian lmao
>>225399176didnt ask
>>225399106My job is dope. If I got paid 20% more I'd be the happiest man. Every 4 months I take a shit in the George Bush airport that clogs the toilet.
>>225399179are you implying there is something wrong with having browns around?
>>225399176Hannibal season 1 will always be goated.
>>225399181What are you talking about asshole
The subtext to everything humans do is sex
>>225399198phwoar reminds me of cover of black sabbath paranoid
>>225399191I never asked you either
kicking myself for not betting the under in habs/wings
>>225399201I am just stating facts and statistics Your previous post was calling another country brown while america is 60% black/brownI was pointing out the hypocrisy
>>225399207unfortunately only a few people get a harem these days
trolling used to be an art. now faggots just post wojaks and call it a day. sad state of affairs.
>>225399176Sometimes he's literally me
I want to have 100 kids
>>225399176i liked his brother in the killingi did like drukactually dont recall any other mads mikkelsen films or stuff i seen except some udder random danish film that was quite recent
>>225399241right about a 100 is enough to cover all the names you want to give your kids
I'm muslim
>>225399241My kid was bright red like fuckin baby dovakhiin
>>225399234kino skull shape
Vaping weed & drinking eggnog mixed w/ milk.
Holidays coming up. Many anons will take their own lives
ah yeh the huntliked that filmsaw on netflix back when netflix was still cool and mysterious and comfy
Had an awesome ride today in an area I really don't go to often
>>225399275>eggnog and milknigga
>>225399161Um. I dunno? A lot of artists say you should just make something, even if it's shit you don't have to share it and you gained something from the attempt I guess? Maybe just try writing a paragraph of sex stuff every day, then look at it the next day before you write another paragraph. Sorry I can't be that helpful to you, I just run a cheese slicer.
>>225399284what during thanksgiving?
>tfw ate a shitload of bread today and nothing bad happened and not about to faintA good saturday to detach from my slender physique which no longer serves its intended purpose.
>>225399301yeh fuggin insane
>>225399301It's mostly milk honestly.
fer me? advocaatpropa scotch drink
Home? I have no home
popeyes mogs kfc so hard it's unreal
>>225399300would like to roon up mountains wun day
>>225399265so there's a daddy...in the sky? a daddy that's a fairy and lives in the sky?
>>225399326How about bop guys
won my bethttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMuYfScGpbE
Life sucks, and then you die
>>225399300are you a woman? why is it important to ruin the natural scenery with your happy ass in the shot?
wait GARY HOW COULD YOU
>>225399360Ain’t that the truth
>>225399360alri kafka
We Are The Village Green Preservation SocietyPicture BookJohnny ThunderLast of the Steam Powered TrainsDo You Remember, Walter?Berkeley MewsDaysSitting By The RiversideVillage GreenBig SkyDid You See His Name?Animal FarmPeople Taking Pictures of Eachother
I need help but from who
Thanksgiving weekend is going by too fast :[
>>225399384corr luv me some kinks
>>225399397have an unread copy of that book
>>225399397youre a month and change early, my guy
shrooms give me an inflated sense of self-worth. Maybe I should just watch a movie the next time I'm on em
>>225399306this is great advice, thank you
>>225399374I didn't take that picture, otherwise I wouldn't be in it
I'm the Bobby Boucher of /cum/
It’s a shot and beer bar they say yeah
>>225399374the point of the pic is to show him riding in the mountains, not to show the mountains. women take pics with the intent of showing a specific object and then include themselves. it's different
>>225399412It's one of my all-time favourite books. My copy is well-worn.>>225399414Don't be obtuse.
I’m gonna be in Toronto the 8th any Canadian wanna smoke a spliff and chill
>>225399444sure
>>225399423Good luck, I guess!? There are probably uh "creative" writing communities you could join with lots more, and better, ideas.
Your wheels are bitching man
Donald Trump isn't orange
>>225399425me?claire boucher
I’m nothing to any of you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYRKvdEJSJcok I pull up
Other than Pissrael & UAE there's no one earth more deserving of their comeuppance than Saudi & their shameless Western backers. Airstriking hospitals, schools, markets & funerals, starving kids to death - they'd give the butchers of Gaza and South Lebanon a run for their money.
>>225399470thanks
I'm 1/8 Esk'etem Indian.
gary bettman owes me $31
Theres a reason grifters like charlie dirt go to college campuses to ""debate"" awkward 17 year olds fresh out of highschool
>>225399521do you have a status card?
Sometimes when I see someone's side profile while they drink out of a cup with no straw, their eyes remind me of a cow's eyes and I find it a bit unsettling
let me put you on to some real shithttps://youtu.be/87nkJquHnAU?is=OSgJPawYADotZFnH
>>225399546makes me wonder about all the leftshits teaching elementary, middle and high school
Daniel Day-Lewis is probably the best actor alive
>>225399546freshman yams. chuck you dog
>>225399561he kind of sounds like Michael Stipe
Need a communist Lebanese gf ASAP
The Amish behave a lot like Hasidic Jews in doing business
>>225399576>>225399584Didn't mean sexual reasons coombrains
The protocols of the learned elders of amishOn the mormans on their lies
>>225399599you got the subtext, but the actual text still stands.
>>225399597how so?
>>225399617They just both have very strong in-group preferences and feel justified in fucking over outsiders if they think they can get away with it
>>225399587all fat
>>225399580yes his finest moment was the poo monologue in anemonemust watchalso luved his daniel palinview
>>225399627traditionalism leads to criminality
>>225399627>in-group preferencethat's good thoughbeit
we're all in here
Ancient twitterfag meme https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cocacolonization
>>225399677too much plastic surgery + i hate asmr
>>225399677
>>225399673that's a preface to the second half of my post, which explains the bad aspect of their business practices
>>225399686i think if sugar water is an existential threat to your sovereignty you were ngmi to begin with
>>225399687how do you know she had surgery?
>>225399713i can see her
>>225399713think you need your eyes checked
I got a job and heaven knows I'm miserable now
I think my mom heard the crinkle of my diaper when I went to the kitchen for pizza rolls earlier
uhh cannae find the transcripts for the poo monologue. so gud. as if they wrote me into the film
I’m going to fucking die
Wtf is wrong with naughty dog?
>>225399753who cares? never going to buy their nigger-loving trannyslop
>>225399742abhorrent post
>>225399763Dubs and we all die tomorrow
>>225399762and you gave him a (you) anyway
>>225399753californian jews a deadly combo>>225399767>off by one*phew* that was close
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HSjnlSr5YI
>>225399742wholesome post
Who told you you could fish here?
>>225399931State property
>>225399931it's a public waterway
OH NONOT MEI NEVER LOST CONTROLYOURE FACETO FACEWITH THE MAN WHO SOLD THE WORLD
>>225399999The ending of that movie is so grim
>>225399999perplexing quints
wasted the entire day watching youtube on my phone award
I haven't seen slither
A girl on hinge has agreed to go on a date with meI'll go on a 3 or 4 dates with her before inviting her to my apartment where i will then feast on her pussy and put my penis inside of her with no condom and she in turn will swallow my loads
>>225400039Me except it was sportsball instead of youtube
>>225400039At least you didn't rape anyone, that's more than some people can say
>>225400049White women travel from all over the world to get tattooed by her
>>225400039it’s not like you were gonna cure cancer or something
I deserve a beautiful wife!
Promised momstein I would go with her to the grocery store but didn't and she went on her own
>>225400146Did you at least help bring the groceries into the house when she got back ?
>>225400140No you don’t Dubs and you die alone
singles and I marry a kween
if my post ends in a 6 then i am a fat little chud
>>225400156No
>>225400197And do you feel good knowing your old mother had to carry in all the groceries she bought for you by herself ?
>AlaKWABa crimson fried
Check this 7
>>225400234The negro players are going to take out all their anger and frustration from this loss on the hot young blonde collge girls in Tuscaloosa
>>225400269
>>225400279My bad, this this 2
>>225400284Ignore that Check this 8
>>225400218No but she could've texted me
>>225400298
Thinking about the time the fortune cookie fucking lied to me>An unexpected windfall will soon be yours Still haven’t won anything
The Houthis are Cornell 7ing the Saudis
Most of the problems in my life are my own fault but the pain women have caused me is their doing
i always ignored cuphead because of retarded youtuber lets plays but it looks kind of good 2bh
>>225400327congratualtions, YOURE A WINNER!*breaks wind in your face*
>>225400346it genuinely filtered me with how hard it is
i started running a couple times a week 7 months ago after a lifetime of being a sedentary slob and now i run a 6 minute mile. i could have been a track star back in the day
STOP PRETENDING YOU'RE A SHY SHY SHY GIRL WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO RUN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD
Dubs and I post my poo
/cum/ is safe from my poo for now
We watch anime in this general fyi
why the fuck you lyinwhy you always lyinmmm oh my godstop FUCKING LYIN
Repeating digits and i get my cock out
>>225400388
i've always hated gwar and i've always been correct to do so
he was an absolute maniac
>>225400408Go away Jason you aren’t welcome here anymore
You ever notice there's a disproportionate amount of Vietnamese people online
>>225400434gayson doesnt drink beer
>>225400438the exact opposite, the internet is in sore need of them
>>225400441a man can change
There’s nothing like seeing a girl you were interested get pregnant. It’s like a gut-level feeling of failure, that someone else beat you to it, and that you actually never had a chance to begin with. Reminds me of the Rusty Cage song>For every lost potential mother kills you from within >For fear of life’s own preservation starts to settle in
>>225400449>jason>a man
viet fucking shits
>>225400420they're somehow lamer than kiss>>225400471he will never be a woman therefore he's a man
I’m a bitter incel
nigkikaggot
>>225400514That’s literally what I look like, thanks for the representation
FIREBOMB BRAMPTON
Bot detector just beeped
Is it true black pipo don’t replace their smoke alarm batteries
Israelis be like
>>225400625https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TxQSrUo0UNU&pp=ygUSSHVtYW4gc2hpZWxkcyBzb25n&ra=m
>>225400625Based
