Goodness Gracious Me edition
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1791599234231587.mp4
>>225399923just some bloke shagging another blokes arse
ok !! I will watch it !!
>>225399940that's normal now
>>225399943and that's okay
well goodness gracious me!
dismal start to the thread
>>225399924What if the pole was wider at the bottom than the top?.
>>225399900i also have the window openi was quite warm under my duvet but i got up to go for a wee and eat some pasta and make a drink and i cooled down a lot
watching all of the sky red button video
>>225399955same with my life, not gotten any better since to be honest
fucksake i remember when /brit/ was actually decent just a few years ago
by switching your box on standby you could save enough enough power to light up a city for a whole year
why get a haircut if i don't go outside
suffocating on farts
>>225399994was thinking the exact same thing a few minutes ago
TrveHail Wotan
>>225399994just shave your head if anything
Girl on hinge has agreed to go on a date with meWill go on a 3 or 4 dates with her before inviting her to my apartment where i will then feast on her fanny and put my penis inside of her with no condom and she in turn will swallow my loads
why are those japanese games so long thoughno one got time to sit through a 100 hour high school slice of life shite anime game
>>225400009i'm doing a buzzcut on myself with my beard trimmer
mad how poo peng gay porn!
>>225400023stick to guns and balls nigga
>>225400007Used to respect Pagans more than Christians but apparently they're so retarded they'll see a single cherry picked example of something and regard it as a pattern.
don't reckon i have any good years left in me lads might pay a visit to bridge over the massive ravine
just invented a new way to wank
hingemore likeunhinged
a lot of rorkes are just larping as christian to be 'trad'but paganism is mega larp like nigga it aint the year 200
the new, migrate when ready:>>225400059>>225400059>>225400059
>>225400047do something funny first, enough to have people chasing you before you hurl yourself over
>>225400057mental in the coming years the government will tax you for each wank you have this applies retroactively
AAAAAAAAAA THERES A STRANGE AFRICAN MAN SUCKING MY DICK IN BED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>225400062>larping as christianAs opposed to what? Being born that way?
>>225400047you just gotta be content with mediocracy for most people life is shit and you've just got to accept thatpeople cope with that in different wayswe cope by posting on this shitty incel forum
https://x.com/Osakaflower02/status/2108919597869019477
doing farts
we should make a /brit/ minecraft server
https://goyimx.com/Osakaflower02/status/2108919597869019477
remember that blind labour politician what was his name again
36 didgeridegrees and my air conditioner is rooted
>>225400101great image
>Obongo meeting famous youtubers in 2014how many do you recognise lads
Sir Bradley Walsh
>>225400119the 2 rapey jews
The Houthis are Cornell 7ing the Saudis
>>2254001191992 man here and I recognise none of them
>>225400119vsauce
>>225400092i dont expect anything but a mediocre life if anything i deserve less but im bored of it really im ready for the conclusion
>>225400134goodnever trust an arab
>>225400131>>225400135>>225400138uncs call these man uncs oh my days
we should colonise a tiny uninhabited island and call it rorke del sol
>>225400106David Blunkett? His specialist subject on mastermind was harry potter. You'd hope the home secretary would have a more political specialist subject but no
>>225400150i assume you are in your thirties because if you were in your twenties you would still have some optimism for life
>>225400167screech
Attention Young Men:I am surrounded by 20 year old girls in my life that are smart, capable, hard working and cute. Nobody is dating them. Not sure what the deal is, but I don’t get it.Step 1: Stop playing video gamesStep 2: Head to great clips and get that lettuce cleaned upStep 3: Hit a shower (when dating hygiene is critical)Step 4: Go clean your carStep 5: Sign up for a yoga classStep 6: Go to the yoga classStep 7: Ask a cute for her phone number at yoga class (yes you can meet girls IRL and not just on the apps - 10/10 the Dirt Dog highly recommends)Step 8: Follow up within 2 days with a phone call and ask them out for this coming weekend Friday or Saturday night.Step 9: IMPORTANT - come up with a good game plane for date night. Get a dinner reservation, get an activity planned. Let them know in advance what you are doing so they can dress appropriately. I know you are gunna roll off the couch and head to date night, but they are not. They are going to stress about what to wear and call at least 6 different people on FaceTime to ask their opinion.Step 10: I highly recommend you bring flowers to the door step. I’m not covering that you go to the doorstep, because if you don’t do that you have no hope here. Women want men to date them. You don’t need to break the bank on flowers. Head to Trader Joe’s. Grab 2 different kinds of flowers. If you don’t know what matches find the closest looking lady to your mom at TJ’s and ask her. Wrap the 2 flowers into 1 bouquet with paper. Bonus Points you can cut open a TJ bag and use that as the paper.Step 11: Be a gentleman on the date. She isn’t there to hear your life story. Ask her about her. For every 1 question you answer, ask her 3. Open Doors, pay for the meal, be polite.Provided you follow most of this guideline you are highly likely to get yourself an opportunity for date number 2.
>>225400119Mad how shit 2013 and 2014 were
>>225400119epiclloydtyler oakleythe lesbian in the middle i don't remember her name thoughnice petervsauce michaelthe fine jews
>>2254001822013 was the year the world went to shit and never recovered
>>225400167bizarre image
so what is the story behind the tiger guy who died
>>225400166harry potter a big seller in braille i hearthe current foreign secretary cant even eat a greggs pasty without looking like an extra from invasion of the body snatchers
>>225400211he went in with the tiger then the tiger attacked him
>>225400211sean "helperlad" allan finally went too far
>>225400211idk go ask him
>>225400214Film anyone eating and you'll find frames you can cherry pick to make them look weird. Everyone has to eat. Not everyone has to waste time reading the entire harry potter series
>>225400169aye even if i was to get to work sorting my arsed up life the returns from that is simple existing and im a bit over that
>>225400187>>225400203Okay seriously Do they expect men to really be sat there listening to the dumb nonsense bullshit that comes out of their mouths about the latest celebrity gossip or the newest goyflix tv show and not expect them to be thinking about doing obscene things to their three holes with their dicks?
>>225400246i want to cuddle them and listen to their voices
i would give anything to go back to when i was like 10 and discovering wanking for the first time
free armour trimming
The Simpsons writing is overrated. The voice actors and animation carried it
>>225400258ok
right well i have actually ruined my life then havent i
>>225400256hahgaaaaaaaaay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcIliX_z_7M
i like betties haircut thank you
>>225400244yeah man i get youi don't know your situation but whatever it is i hope you can find something that makes you want to live for
>>225400261ktim i felt like a genius back then
>>225400272yeah about 10 years back materip(we all did)
>>225400272got done for noncecraft did we?
bracing my gay arse for tomorrow's gay drug wanking mega session
>>225400297no im just a smelly incel shut in
>>225400280She needs a young stud with a BWC to keep her company (me)
>>225400300sounds fun x
the passage of time is the most brutal part of lifeyou sit through every waking moment as you watch the days turn into months and into yearsthe most precious and crucial years of your life wasted away into nothingness, never to be had againyour time has passed and the newer generations come along and you are forgotten forever without anyone ever noticing
>>225400264you couldn't trim a hedgehog
>>225400281cheers lad if its one thing i can count on its good supportive lads on /brit/
>>225400310pretty sure shes happily married
>>225400319
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1791435382718256.mp4Aaaaaahhhhwhat is that thing
>>225400334love this seasidemark pic cos he looks just like a baby here
>>225400303tbhaych modern women are insufferable better off without them
>>225400328my future wife
watching videos of brits and yanks who have moved to australia and talk about how much better it is here
>>225400323So?She still needs a young american stud to give her what her shrimp dicked husband can't
australia should elected an abo pm for a laugh
>>225400320unrelated but answer me this:how do hedgehogs have sexare they all into bdsm sadism or whatthinking emoji
>>225400351let me in ok
>>225400351i genuinely wish my parents had moved to australia when they had a chance when i was young my life would have been vastly different to this shite
the worst part is in this day and age, you see everything on social media that you are not havingyou can't even pretend that life doesn't existyou always know it is thereit holds a mirror to your pitiful existence everyday
mad how 90% of australians live on the coast and most of the country is just a vast desert
There are hundreds of videos that explain why music today is so terrible but honestly I think it’s mostly to do with A: the adoption of digital production replacing tape and B: all the good music having already been made.
Australia?More like pissfailia
>>225400351theyre not wrong like
>>225400374its cause im the choppelganger somewhere out there, there is a more attractive version of me living his best life
>>225400377not really that mad you just gave the reason why it is the case
Israel more likepissrael
>>225400353i think leave her alone and just enjoy her content
australia more like arsegaylia
sieg heil fellow natsocs
United states of americamore likefailed banana republic of jewish falatioill see myself outsorry
>>225400401mad how there's a practically empty area of land you could fit two britains in
Poonited taints of arsemerica
united kingdom more like gaynited arsedom
mad how canada is so large it could fit all of India inside of it and part of china... oh waitnevermind
United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
am watching a steve wallis in youtubetime to get up soon and i dont think i'll get to sleep again
>>225400452Soon it will just be the united kingdom of great britian
leftypol moving to yemen
>>225400452
>>225400452more likeunited kingdom of paki rape gangs
>>225400439Did you know that more people die from Champagne corks hitting them in the head than shark attacks?
>>225400439sir train hoe
>>225400464based slay them saudi slags
>>225400464
>>225400476mans got lotta eggs
going bald lads :(
>>225400512What's her name?
someone should make an online multiplayer game that is fun
>>225400520shaniqua
>>225400512whats that shit on her head
>>225400512if she did that on my willy i would "cum" !!
>>225400512sorry i have a headache so i can't wank
>>225400494why are they all chewing tobacco lol
>>225400525only problem is theyre filled with other people
had a night terror where bradley walsh was weeping in the corner of my room
>>225400525they didit's called war thunder
>>225400512this changed me
don't know if i'm profoundly mentally ill or just a bit weird
>>225400554lol!
https://x.com/MasterTimBlais/status/2109074632280354857what on earth are japanese bergs getting up to!?
Made some friends earlier in the year but I ghosted them
>>225400568probably bothgood news ismost people are too
Driver Dan Wheldon of England celebrates with the traditional jug of milk 29 May, 2005 after winning the Indianapolis 500 at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway in Indianapolis, Indiana. (2005)
i have every mental illness
Loves horses and her boyfriend too
>>225400609So you're a tranny?
bed smells like absolute greasy shithave to keep the dubloons halway down my bunk or my nose flares up
>>225400609what about tourettes thats pretty funny
>>225400618Alri captain blackbeard
>>225400512what is she doing
i have every mental illness to the worst possible degree for each
watched that documentary about that israel sex offender psychology professor sam vatkinbudget epstein
>>225400626dont know x
mumberg's been asking about grandchildren again
bed time do me favour lads do a silent prayer that i dont wake up thanks
>>225400651print off all the jpgs and pngs you've been wanking to
>>225400659lmao
I hope you all die. That is all.
cant believe neopets and habbo hotel are still alivepool is indeed open
>>225400656Just prayed that you'll wake up glad to wake up :)
you come
praying that guy wakes up after a refreshing sleep and finds renewed enthusiasm and enjoyment in life
>>225400672fucking cunt
>>225400682>>225400684
>>225400670just tried playing it on my mac and it doesn't work
