blue peter edition
in bed. farting
this is the one
Jesus "Christ" effectively means he's been lubed up
hi
once ripped a fart while wanking and it vibrated up my arse crack to my bollocks, genuinely one of the best things ive ever felt sadly never managed to replicate it
I'd stopped watching Live and Kicking by the time this woman was on it
https://youtu.be/AVzxXHQi4TA?is=Wo70IDfna-CqjbVbOOH-ing now
Sean "Tigerbane" Allan
>>225417441scr
just want more
keep yawning
just woke up
>>225415713Katy Hill just never did it for me
>>225417441AI
>>225417457why
>>225417441It's crazy how you guys won't tell me what this story is
>>225417464need her to put her hand up my arse
>>225417478was sleeping in my very comfy bed
konnie fuq
Boycotting strictly after last night's appalling censorship
>>225417480mental went into tiger enclosure to have picture taken with tiger
Fucking disgusting wasn't it
>>225415713for me it's konnie
>>225417480https://letmebingthatforyou.com/BingThis/tiger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frX0_9M_EbQ
>>225417500Kek thanks, that's ridiculously barmey. Is there a video?
>>225417441Sean Allan be like "did you see THAT video" and it's him being eaten by a tiger
SorryForgot to dot my i's and cross my t'a :/
>>225417527he didnt go in for a picture that nigga made it up
>>225417518Stop being a wanker, we are human beings, we can talk to each other you know, you don't always need to talk to a computer. No wonder kids are making AI friends now
>>225417504those thighs are just tremendous
>>225417523mad how he just went raw into jake's arse after they'd been camping for weeks in the wilderness. must have been very hairy and pooey but i understand homosexuals enjoy that sort of thing
>>225417554Do what did he go in for?
>>225417513
cheeky Emmerdale and Corrie tonight because they got pushed out by the football
dogberg acting like he owns the place
>>225417580leather sofas are so fucking grim. even more so if its cheap faux crap
>>225417599you start sweating and slide off if you want to have a sweaty wank or a shag in the summer no AC closed windows
>>225417576for a larf
>>225417580get him a chippy
Have been on call and actually working once again, this planet is so gay what on earth did I do to deserve such pain?
What's the difference between a german and a condom?The condom only works 95% of the time!
It's a story I tell a lot, but my great aunt down in Cornwall was 90 or so at the time and voted 'leave' because she was absolutely convinced that it would mean all non-whites had to leave the country immediately. Until the day she died (earlier this year), she was very confused why her gardener hadn't been sent 'home' yet. She was forever telling him and his son that he'd be much happier running around the plains of Africa because he wouldn't have to wear a shirt. The guy was the 3rd generation of his family born in the UK, and his family have Barbadian heritage. She cancelled out my 'remain' vote.
>>225417641what about diesel
>>225417638And he didn't get hurt?
>>225417644
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>>225417675no the tiger was fine
>>225417669based aunt
>>225417662Luv collies i doMe first dog as a kid was oneFast as a lightning bolt he was
cornwall is like little nairobi thanks to boris and brexit
>>225417669*yawns and walks off*
>>225417687Being stupid is based?
>>225417694
I wish I could spend my entire life inside porn
designing a 3 key twist locking flange to attach some ducting to instead of paying £5bill gates did something similar which is why he is a billoionaire
>>225417696Cornish fannies have sir boris to thank for the kenyan cock colossi they so do enjoy today
>>225417708Damn what a champ
>>225417714that's mental illness
what the fuckthe wikipedia page for cornwall is totally fucked up https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cornwallcan anyone here fix it??
>>225417708holy shit that dog is fucking peak
>>225417766Ugh I want sex with women
>>225417766ok
>>225417766what's she up to these days
>>225417644vito at the gay club energy
>>225417708dunno why but furrys always want to shag this make of dog and australian shepherds
>>225417766is that the halal chick
take your pills alice
See a ridiculous number of fit women in York nowadays Theres actually a limit to human fitness and we are already approaching it Humans will have to evolve into a different species to become fitter
do the thug shake
>>225417786Same bro. World is shit
it looms for the freaks
BASED brexit got rid of all the polacks and baltics and their tiny little pricks and got them replaced with congo cole poles and nigerian knob knights Brexit was a total W for katies across the UK
wow there he is
it's been looming since about 3pmActually unbelievableHow do we put up with this
>>225417822the so called scrandemulum
>>225417854wish they were human size
>>225417854umpops
>>225417880not for me my ladno toil until friday then back for the day before the weekend corrrrrr
why are they so cute when they're so dangerous
whats your favourite dnd class?
>>225417824born to 'celworld is fuckpost the demmies 1992now gayporn man6,000,000 lonely wanks
>>225417848https://vocaroo.com/1a3iahL5OyUe
very strange watching non-australians talk shit about abos online. granted, abos are genuinely as awful as you've been led to believe, but like nigga you've never even been to australia or met an abo
>>225417908just say friday you dickheadalso, what a bizarre decision. just take the whole week off you mong
Feeling.. utterly demonic
>>225417854bet there's some yank licking his lips at this post thinking about how he can murder it in cold blood
>>225417927reckon i get the idea, i'm an extremely perceptive person. probably quite nice and homely if you're not surrounded entirely by them, sort of like american blacks
>>225417913could ask the same about me. why am so freakish when i want a gf so bad
>>225417848ScreamingRorke was sick of a few thousand Polish immigrants so he voted Brexit and got 900,000 Sudanese immigrants instead.Even funnier is he's going to vote Farage AGAIN lmao
>>225417927shut the fuck up Tjandamurra
>>225417927They are entirely different species unrelated to homo sapiens
>>225417927shut it nigga bastard
me in the hall at 3am naked going for a piss
withdrawing from alcohol, and have also got a headache and a toothache. also my sheet's popped off the mattress and i can't be arsed to fix it. feel like i'm in hell.
>>225417964sc
>>225417854Used to think the Grey squirrels were interbreeding with them and causing extinction by that, didnt realise they cant actually crossbreed it's just grey squirrels are much more, virulent, intelligent and aggressive and thus able to outcompete the frail native reds
Want to order alcohol and get sloshed, but when I drank a couple days ago after a 7 day binge, I gagged and almost threw up. Tonsils still feel swollen..
>>225417955LOL
>>225417578she was cute :3
oh girlie thats not ..
>>225417970roared at this
>>225417955hahaha it true
>>225417971fix the sheet then roll around on the bed making pathetic little noises and feeling sorry for yourself
>>225417971just have a nice quiet pint and chill out
>Children among 139 dead after boat capsizes off Djibouti
>>225418003she could use the london eye as a hula hoop around that neck
>>225417928have to go in for something important x
>>225417924Paladin
going to go to bed soon and maybe i'll have some pasta in bed
>>225418014i'm in no state to be doing anything or moving at all, aside from the involuntary spasms
>>225417513>>225418000She'll find my pepe folder and be disappointed
this breadly character is a bit mean spirited how did he get a daytime tv programme?
how the fuck am I meant to know thatthis game is fucking impossiblewhy would anyone know the answer to that
>>225418025Shaking my djibouti at this information
>>225418042entirely self-inflicted so you have no sympathy from me. stop being a pathetic runt
>>225418042ok im out of suggestions
why we still calling them small boats when they motherfuckers got 130 cunts on em
need to wash my head but that doesn't mean I would
basil brush my life a gay porn ha ha ha boom boom
>>22541806275
>>225417962they kind of look like south indians to me except even uglier
>breadly
toil tomorrow then off for the week
>>2254180621974
>>225418089I only got 3 days and then I'll have a cheeky extended weekend vacation.
>>225418085I wasnt being facetious Australian aboriginals are not human beingsDenisovian is what their species is called i think
stockpile update?
need a cock in me arse
>>225418115great post
>>225418064not after your sympathy nor do i expect it, i did this to myself but i still fell compelled to piss and moan, you'd do the same in my position dee lad!
>>225418127sup mouldie
>>225418125if you say so, but they do look like south indians though
>>225418127>gas cannister under the stairs
not really enjoyed today very much and not looking forward to the working week either
>>225418148how long does that last for before you become normal
not gonna lie having alcohol withdrawals is giving me the ick so bad my fanny's fallen off
Just had my first shit in two and a half days
why is there a popeyes on the top of goodramgate?
could go for a little alcohol myself desu
convinced that most modern young christians are just larpers
off the sauce me im living a clean life of just da sticky erb now like black jesus would have wanted
Can't drink alcohol with no drugs, can't do drugs so I can't drink alcohol.
>>225418241ok
Need a video game to play
>>225418253
>>225418253>>225418268>>225418249>>225418227>>225418257
>Officer Luke Salmons, 46, has received a confidential settlement from North Yorkshire Police after being suspended for questioning claims that Islam is a "religion of peace" and raising questions about jihad, Hamas and Gaza during mandatory diversity training.>Salmons was suspended two days after the session and was later found guilty of gross misconduct and placed on the Police Barred List, effectively preventing him from working in policing.Open forum guys any questions? Dont worry nothing wrong with asking a question in a seminar its not like you'll lose your j...
>>225418241they arethey're like 2010 atheists doing it to spite their parents
>>2254181942 days or so. scared it's gonna get worse before it gets better. last time i went through withdrawal i had an extreme panic attack
>>225418268Final fantasy V
right I never called for that webm
>>225418241I know one and she's legit
>>225418205Sorry I've been doing all your shits, awful stuff happening in my tum
>>225418311trip on ST
>>225418305yuck
luv me catbergLuv me zyn pouchesLuv me apartmentLuv me mass effect Luv me sopranosLuv me palestineLuv me gaming pcLuv me honda civic Luv me 35 an hour jobLuv me ping pongLuv me fishingLuv me books
>>225418304>the shirt>todays result
>>225418127just going to buy huel before the rationing starts myself should keep me going
>>225418304right
uh oh melty
>>225418268Tekken 3
>>225418299why did you do it again then
>>225418365me as the log
>>225418304Gta 6 looking alri
>>225418365im bear
rorke is insane
in many ways i'm the tiger of /brit/
>>225418392thanks for posting engagement bait from twitter about black men having sex
not a single straight white male on strictly this year
>>225418304Weird how different people getting shot irl is compared to how it looks in tv/movies/video gamesPeople just fall over like a sack of potatoes
The houthis seem to be able to strike RiyadhAre china helping them?
>>225418412
>>2254183920 arse
>>225418376bit of a spacker aren't i
business idea: make new manager in football manager named 'Woke Bollocks' and create a team called 'Woke Bollocks FC' and take that team from the bottom to the top in the most woke way imaginable. play weird european tactics instead of 442 hoofball, don't sign any white players or staff.
apparently that lad that got mauled by the tiger yesterday was severely autistic and went off wandering out of eyesight of his mumberg when he climbed into the enclosurenot being edgy, but you reckon his mum feels like a burden's been lifted?ever since that louis theroux documentary my perception of the autism community has been somewhat thwarted they genuinely require 24/7 supervision, even into their 30s
>>225418416Shirley it depends on the calibre and where youre shot
why is it always the guy yelling at the woman
>>225418417Allah is on their side and the khat gives them special powers Poodi jeetrabia can only cry and beg israel/america/turkey/Pakistan to come save them from the mess they made
>>225418444Basically the opposite of how i play then
>>225418481ok
>>225418444My teams always end up pretty much fully black
when are people finally gonna admit they're just better at sports
>>225418462men are just evil really
Ince Avenue at Stanley Park Avenue South, Anfield, around 1940 and 2026
uh oh
Got the Japanese Jazz on
mental how fit they are
did IQs just drop sharply while I was away?
Mac demarco refers to his music as "jizz jazz"
>>225418532yeah marathon runners are really fit aren't they
>>225417792well she just made that video
Genuinely though how the hell are you meant to find a girlfriend in 2026 as a shy man? It's utterly impossibleI don't have any friends so my only option is dating apps and women just ghost you on there. Even fucking fat women.Fucking hate this planet.
>>225418525Mad how many big brewers there used to be
>>225418579Have you tried not being shy?
absolutely nothing to live for just watching mr bean over and over
>>225417708She BETTER had given him a blowjob after that
