Paul Phoenix edition
rorkes da
>Pvt. Francheska Velez was pregnant when Nidal Hasan shot her while she cried out “My baby! My baby!”>An autopsy confirmed she was pregnant and her unborn child also died.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4GzsABwWO4
>>225420998Evil bradley is bad :(
>>225421000my dad showed me one of this guy's songs
MF DOOM's Rap Snitches guitar part is actually a cover of solo of jazz fusion cover of Bowie's Space Oddity
>>225421024Doesnt fit the narrative im afraid
only white suburbanites care about mf doom
>>225421010>>225421010new
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzycbTGztYM
bored
Sleepover on Friday night in the early-mid 90sMessing about with a twin cassette stereo playing songs and recording a DJ show on a blank tape
STREET NIGGA STAMPED AND BONAFIDE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_LvrpxOwEE
>>225421035so fucking what
idgaf ngga
>>225421076slept over at a friends house and he was wanking off in the night and i pretended i didnt notice
>>225421085real street niggas aint give 2 shits about mf doom ass
in beddoing nothing
>>225421099who gives a shit what they think, most of them are retarded
hey, hey, the clouds are whey
>>225421098grim
dying will be the only exciting thing in the rest of my life
long week of turmoil ahead so get in
wasted the entire weekend again award
*uses teleport*
>>225421142hope u die
>>225421141yes and I loved it
is rosalina good in smash ultimate x
>>225421076>recording a DJ show on a blank tapeWe thought we were being creative at the time doing that, turns out every fucker was doing it
got very angry because of overwatch
>>225421094grow up
mentally still feel like a child
it loomsIT FUCKING LOOMS.....
>>225421179think you mean rosalina & luma mate
>>225421141
oh and thats a bad miss
the in game internet in gta 4 is quite nuttytons of pedophile discussion on itreckon dan houser is a nonce
>>225421222s
whos playing wow forever then?
>>225421222where did he mess up?
>Altai had been brought to the park to pair with its sole female Siberian tiger, Tschunahis aura must be through the roof after bodying some freak in their enclosure
>>225421208Thats not james stewart?
>>225421141ktim brother, ktim...
washing machine sounds like ww1 downstairs
>>225421247
>>225421194are they good? x
>>225421255"Lol"
>>225421281yeah think so
>>225421085>>225421267
>>225421281dunno never played it
we all in bed then?
not tired nowneed to be up at 5:45 tomorrow
I'm going to make a /brit/ guild called Ye Old Rorke Edish on wow forever
it's ever approaching
hahaha UK has been on the anti russia thing at behest of the pentagon think we were being a good little vassal. and it's all for nothing. how long have we been doing this for. why can't we learn to appreciate america has one job: fund consumption to sublimate class conflict .
>>225421347will have to put my headtorch on to go on my morning runs soon
>>225421347Grim
Why can’t we be friends?
>>225421310completely untrue, he is probably my favorite poster on /int/
>>225421347we have no bananas
>>225421375how normal is this? will I look like a prick if I do this as a beginner in a normal town?
>UK has been on the anti russia thing at behest of the pentagon think we were being a good little vassal. and it's all for nothing.what type of esl is this
>>225420854I was also a weakling for many years and then I realised that most people are cowards, even the ones who think they're hard, and that most people will fold if you stand up for yourselfI had overcorrected though and was way too quick to anger and violence whenever tensions flared up. I had to learn to deal with things verbally or deescalate, and that essentially meant drastically improving my social and speaking skills.
it looms
>>225421415it's over
>>225421403ugly tranny is it
bent pop song and a tranny
>>225421409literally all i did wrong was forget ing after think
>>225421399i run along the canal so i dont see anyone else
>>225421347So fucking grim why are we still doing this retarded daylight savings nonsense just end it ffs
>>225421375Runt
there isn't no party like an S club party
>>225421430not worried about getting pushed or bumraped?
>>225421428no british person would say UK without the article to begin a sentence
>>225421424obviously not ugly
nth for the gyaldem
>>225421462obviously is ugly or he wouldnt be a tranny would he
wasted my weekend, and my life
>>225421347:skull::skull:
"no cares about you they are just worrying about themselves"this is such a bad way to view lifeeveryone cares. we are social competitive creatures. everyone is judging each other for every small detail
>>225421428mong
>>225421458i should be so lucky
>>225421454an s club party must have been code for them all taking turns on bradleys bbc
we got playstation AND xbox, nigga
>>225421459this is false. I did
>>225421481cute xx
just fucking kill me
>>225421497>>225421459>cope against british declining relevanceAAHAHAHA
felt something tickling inside my nose and just pulled out a weirdly long nose hairmust have been an inch longdisgusting
not uttered a word since 5pm it's actually quite peaceful
cynic former romantic
>>225421510yes saar uk is being on the anti russia thing
>>225421542why?
>>225421570it looms
psg are gonna humble shammy
>>225421548mostly just making fun of your bad english aren't I
>>225421494insecure losers carepeople who hot and successful don't care about those things they're busy winning at life
>>225421568britain fell for it again award KYS
too bloody hot in the flat againjust turned the electric fan back on
>>225421570I'm a pathetic waste of space. I should just be put out of my misery
late night petrol station is a strange place but comfy
>>225421598uk being on fell for it again saarscreaming
>>225421595there is truth to thisbut it isn't much better when you realise those who don't care only do so because you don't even register on their human radar
the vampires' ball is ending, the anglo will pay his debts, the russian bear has awoken
>>225421611mine's a cottaging spot late at night
>>225421609cap
feeling depressed
girllll omg sameee
Notice how he switched to saying Britain after he made a mistake saying "UK"
>>225421639>cottagingdisgusting
depression isn't reali suffer from despair, it metastasized from melancholy
>>225421676Dont be depressedThink of the good times not the bad times
>>225421677therapymongs love therapy
>>225421676
still can't ride a bike me
>>225421708nothing to smile about in my life!
>>225421611alri alan
>>225421718ktim
>>225414751Have a nice gander at a rare flag
>>225421627what's wrong with that? there's 8 billion on this planet i dont expect everyone to acknowledge me all the time
… between here and DHL someone has stolen my brand new iPhone - police now involved - wearing my excellent glasses watching live Singapore F1 GP sprint on sky sports F1 on my tv via sky stream in home …
>>225421677If I ever find out a bihh talk bout me like dis...
wish i was a little baby deer running around without a care in the world
>>225421734the flag isn't rare innit, just the french oneyou mean a rare country origin IP
>>225421725adding the exclamation mark imbues the post with a degree of emotion at odds with the indifference which characterised the original facebook comment that inspired it. I respect your use of classic memes but feel some work is needed to hone the fine detailsregards,me
they dont have to attend daily standup sprint planning and sprint retrospective
>>225421755it is rare though isn't it
>>225421749horribel monke
mousenonce got a fetish for baby deer now?
get it sorted like with bambi's mother
>>225421754literally nothing to stop you doing this right now. get out there and circle those trees, buddy
>>225421777screamgood pointi shall also become a deermaybe a bear
wish i was a strong alpha buck deer with huge antlers
>>225421676get the memphis rap playing
>>225421264nope. Milland won an Oscar for that film
have been on the vergeof another complete breakdown for some months now
>>225421804you're a mong beta cuck, dear, with black handlers
It no longer looms for me because I only work on Wednesdays and Fridays nowBut, boy oh boy, did it used to LOOM for me not long ago... God I hated how it loomed around this time.I don't think my nervous system has fully recovered tbqh. A lifetime of regularly programmed Sunday seething, from early childhood well into adulthood, likely burns itself into your circuitry.
we deer posting?
farting like a mad man rn
bet it feels good to be a gnome and sit on a toadstool all day
I love oil rigs so much
Will Young - Your Gamethose bummers know how to make a tune
>>225421851yeah?gonna marry one are you?
>>225421851go work on one you might like it
>>225421851I used to say that all the time! I even made an oil rig edish once. oh, to be on an oil rig with my favourite canuck.
>>225421755https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpbdGnJbneE
>>225421844we don't actually do that, contrarilyhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1791756066483937.mp4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBWHViIioAo
>>225421856seriously underseenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrZ1joBXiQw
>>225421906I bet gnomes love hawkwind
chatGPT can you look up Alan Sugar's early life section on wikipedia please
remember hawk tuah
staying up late to avoid the looming. very good idea always works out well the next day
>>225421914looks like a posh Findus Crispy Pancake
>>225421942no. we free now
>>225421906clearly doctored footage
>>225421943more like Hawk Whoaa
eughh brian
Die, you worm!!!
>>>/wsg/6211760Did someone post this here earlier?
>>225421946stim (scream this is me, a new invention from me, testing the waters)
>>225421967gnomes don't need doctors they know woodlore and make potions from mushrooms and that
>>225421946haha might do this and spend every waking moment wishing to die
>>225421942Roxy Mitchells uncleThis version of the Mitchell family had such potential but they fucked it up
>>225421991is he still alive?
>>225422012in the photo, yes x
>>225421987woodlore my arse
>>225422022
>>225422023woodlice in your jap's eye more like
soap operas are so retarded its embarrassing that fat prole women unironically watch that nonsense lmfao
>>225421946>>225421988haha yeah imagine that
>>225422036gnomes can sort that out
The years I spent as a full-time 9-5 wageslave feel like they were utterly wastedGenuinely mental that most people will do this for their entire lives
somebody better show me how before I fall any deeper
gnomes gnibbling glanses
>>225422060i don't have a choice
My Dad always worried about money bless him.He would dilute the ketchup with vinegar and put the minimum water in the kettle so it used less electricity to boil.
(8) working 9 to 5 what a way to make a living (8)
Fredrich "the tin man" Merz with his approval rating of 10% is going to stop putler dead in his tracks lads
got a gnome with mental health who lives in my cupboard
>>225422060Truth is that life is meaningless without work.
>>225422159ever shag it up the arse
>>225422060Well at least when we're old and decrepit we can retire from work forever and do what we want for 5 years
>>225422147wirtz daughter
no offence to gregg wallace as I like him but I hope the lack of telly work means his peng wife starts an onlyfans and does lactation vids
Seen a lot of tiktok videos of people saying that their youth has gone by in a flash and now they're in their 30s or late 20s and haven't done anything whatsoeverThese are the people whose parents failed them by letting them doss about in school or enrol into meme degrees in university. Yes we live in a goyim slave system but you can at least be comfy and escape miserable serfdom if you try at becoming anything but a low pay consumer wageslave.
id rape the shit out of smurfette, if im honest
>>225422171yeah that why its got mental health
hate football mong banter your team better than his team is it? Did your team beat his team? Fucking bore on
>>225422171you get the gnome to stick a pair of mini crampons on, climb mt bellend and then abseil down to your ballbag to give your bollocks a bashing
>>225422159do you ever feed him biscuits or cakes as a treat
Had 4 already in my room alone in the past week
>>225422185
>>225422211mine ate a full pack of jaffa cakes once and went into a diabetic coma. too much. way too much.
>>225422209rugbymong melty
>>225422209Calm down tilde you freak
these farts are insane only ever this bad usually on boxing day
She honestly looks horrible these days. Tired, gaunt, receding hairline, glasses so big she looks like she has frog eyeballs, and dry, frazzled hair. I won't even mention the continual nightmare known as her nails. If this is how she looks when she is "genuinely happy", living our her dream of attending Oxford, I would hate to see her in the depths of despair. We never got a "What I read in 2026" video or a "packing to return to Oxford" video. If she starts posting things like that now, she is already behind schedule again. She should just abandon her channels altogether. They are pure dribble these days.
>>225422224right whys he doing this bollocks and not getting in a factory to see how they make whateveror even getting in small producers, local business, niche thingscome on greg, have some respect
>>225422239ktim. reckon it was the pickled onions what done it
>>225422209who mauled you
>>225422211no they dont like biscuits
>>225422251why do you spam this, genuinely? do you see therapists?
much to think about lads, much to think about
>>225422251
>>225422251prolactin causing her to baldprobably caused by excessive pornography consumption
Bought McVities Chocolate Digestive Jaffa Cake biscuitsChocolate Digestives with a thin chewy layer of orangeish jam. Like jammie dodgers I guess. Biscuit falls apart in your mouth leaving the chewy filling left to get through.Absolutely disaster of a biscuit
>>225422217they're fucking everywhere
can feel my xiphoid process think im dying
>>225422251She desperately needs to tie me up and have her wicked way with me!
The Fungus is among us
pope Leo just died
>>225422325imagine he actually didthat would be unlucky
>>225422252hes doing all the things he wants to do like testing sausage rolls and microwave pasta
>>225422293ruthless edging while she reads you jane austen novels
shagged a girl from Manchester last weekdone it for you lads
>>225422321>that one kid running in fear at the beginning lel
You walk into your room and see this what do?https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1791756941056302.mp4
>>225422361Dunno because I'm not clicking on that
>>225422361Why would they be in my room, serious question
pope's dead
Remembering how funny Ricky Gervais' Alley Cats was. Ok .. I WillwatchItagain !!
>>225422378
>>225422337he's making runtviddies for the lower classeshe wouldn't put this on telly
Why can’t the Saudis just wipe out the houthis I could do it myself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-sFhCC39Ws
>>225422403you struggle to wipe your arse, pipe down
>>225422426pipe down sunshine if you know what’s good for u
>>225422377your dad got you an early birthday present
how is babby formedhow girl get pragnent
>>225422448no. I wont ok
the toil freaks do be snoozing rn loool they in for a rude awakening
might overdose on my mum's opioid medication
arsing my own rape
*puts down the pipe*Thank you /brit/. I've been trying to quit for a while now.
>>225422251playa haters wigs need splitting
Cat Stevens has changed his name to Yusaf Islam lads
>>225422477not a bad point, yank
>>225422467dangerous and downright stupid
https://youtu.be/2vZbpL3Er5Q?si=YWsG43hqAXBJKdQV
>>225422477
>>225422528
the Manchester girl said she had to get used to people saying "wog" here
>>225422361middle one is bloody ugly
first american pope has come and gone
>>225422467whats she got?
have that you bloody woke tosser!!
just fed my dog a sweet n sour ball from the chinkies didnt I
love this wish i could wear it
update: artist will now be known as Yusuf / Cat Stevens
>>225422537
>>225422551TOO BLOODY RIGHT THIS WOKE FUCKING SHOWER NEED A PAIR OF BOLLOCKS NOT LIKE IN OUR DAY GOING TO THE SCHOOL OF HARD KNOCKS NOT NONE OF THIS GENDER STUDIES SHITE LOOKING FORWARD TO PRIME MINISTER NIGEL FARAGE HAPPY DAYS OH YES LIBERALS ITS COMING FOR YA!!!!!!!
cant fucking sleep now
>>225422554you know Cat Stevens, his biggest early hit was called "I Love my Dog"
>>225422598*sparks you out*yeah you'll be sleeping just fine sunshine
anyone got that image of the bee which that anon posts with like 'is this a good outfor for x"?
malaponte
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frYLvC0mM50
>>225422554did he say thank you?
>>225422590
>>225420998This is getting old
>>225422610yeah go on then
Knacker
pat butcher? they should call her fat butcher
wish i were cute
Like my father's dick in assSeven cocks has cum so fastRape me up when September ends
all i see on my twitter feed is rorkes making fun of feminists
dreaming about her ex 3 years ago
>>225422617
