the hit 2002 album 'geogaddi' by the electronic music artist 'boards of canada' edish
hinge 5 days = 3 likes by munters 0 matches despite using all my likes each daytinder 4 days = 6 likes, again many muntersfucking cooked mateincel foreverfinally get on the apps in london after everyone says do it and i'm completely cooked already
I have you advice yesterday bloddy basturd
never heard it
oh yeahjackpot
It's satire obviously, pure satire
datingapplad vs escortlad
The size on Anton Harden is comical. Looks like a pony.
yes I will be doing the satireMm*head wobble*
We live in a Period, in which Politicians are not very populär.
>>225432272tampons be like
Imagine being called Pratt hah
wotanic roar
>>225432286only one i know of is a movie star
attempting the viral wasting my life on incel retard forums challenge
forgot it was tuesday today
>>225432312youll forget by tomorrow
>>225432292that's unbelievable. what's he gone and done that for
>>225432286knew a lad whose first name was prat at school, short for something foreign but he went by prat. he was alright
>>225432292his 30 leg parlay aint hit
>>225432256I'm both though. When I can't get laid I just pay for it. It's like applying from a job using one method Vs multiple. Got to guarantee a win in this life, never settle for being downtrodden
>>225432244Calm down. Let it go mate
don't mess with NEETs
no matter what he does the needful
>>225432356me when I'm the lead in a low-budget performance of Frozen
>>225432297Me too, I guess if you're him you could be called mug and it wouldn't matter. Wish I was the man
>incel shut-ins who never leave their rancid bedroomsThat's weird!>Hikikomori Ah so.. it.. how you say... rovery, sovl, bvsed and kino, sensei...
>>225432327Kek if he only knew. Disadvantages of not being English and knowing the lingo
>>225432356>>225432376Frozen performed by Chas & Dave
If I need quality items then I know that SHAVINGFUN is the brand I can turn to, time and time again.
>>225432372the prison gf as it were
Would hate to be one of those irrelevant actors who has to go to conventions to sign autographs for some smelly runts
Ripping a fat bong and exhaling in a toddler's face
>>225432400Mel Gibson's started doing this. It pays better than films these days.
>>225432395>Chas & Daveexcusing the fact they were part of the yd army they played on I Got The by Labi Siffre which was sampled by Eminem on My Name Is Chas and Dave played on Eminem's My Name Is ok so don't worry about it also they made the lovely Snooker Loopy
'kin ell
Disappointed at the number of mongs who wanted are Altai to be shot
>>225432448So it's basically an IQ test?
>>225432286theres also a baseball player
the shortest route is sometimes the longest
You are an Engländer, you are an Europäer
>>225432286There was a Kraut footballer called Kuntz And another recent one called Wanker
>>225432402Now THAT is mad. And I'm criticised for wanting to harm mean women who deserve it
Sky TV simulatorhttps://sky-epg.davwheat.dev/
>>225432466So why did you tell a mistruth?
>>225432504Wanker? I don't believe that haha
>>225432519Niggas need to get a life fr
>>225432385
>>225432538Fr
bro loves his 4chan pass lmfao
>>225432542lmfaoI love this gimmick
>>225432533Anyway I'm going for a run now, you guys can make fun of my torturous romantic happenings later. See you in an hour and a half
Indians love their AI comics oh yes they do
he really thinks we cant tell
laptop crashed again :( hold in there lil buddy
>>225432542you get those weebs
>>225432504
upgrading to wanker 47 this morning
lvl 47 wanker versus lvl 100 boss
>>225432542You'd never post this in /a/Just your little /brit/ safe space
>>225432600>>225432614>>225432621
rorke just got level 94 in wanking
How's everyone's stoptober going?
wanker
BBC just fucking loves shoving misandry down our throats whenever it can
>>225432667Cry to them, not us. YOU WON'T
they have legit hikikomori rehab programs and schemes in japan where they send a fit 20-something office lady social worker to the shut in's home to exchange notes under the door and shit until he can be coaxed to leave his room and come down to the community centre where they get social skills training and rehabilitated into a normal personwe don't have that here
>>225432652うぁt.あれ。ウェスッポ背d.とべsとっぴんg
>>225432667Well yeah. The (((goal))) is to demoralise you. Just stop reading this shit. Don't even use social media, don't browse mainstream news. Don't listen to the radio.Just prime up. Maximise yourself.
>>2254326854chan is social media
>>225432542Well this hits home
>>225432699Yes.
Lewis (Hamilton) if you do not come out of that F1 team right now there's going to be a big Ferrari
>>225432243nope it's worse than that mate6 days hinge = 3 likes by munters 0 matches despite using all my likes each daytinder 5 days = 6 total likes still and no response to my messages from the only 2 matchesbumble 5 days = 0 likesbreeze 4 days = 0 datesabout to delete them all
maximize yourself by seething about da jooz on 4chan
>>225432718Heh I got this reference
>maximize yourself by seething about da jooz on 4chan
I'd legit pay 100k for Emmett to come back and replace these paki "canadians" we have now
you gotta stay gaming bruh don't focus on no girls just stay gaming
sucking a beach ball
>>225432780this related to my post here ? >>225432719
>>225432780
>>225432795could be
any bumders inany mincing man
>>225432780yes this I'm almost at level 70 in my World of Bumcraft Pooers of Shitterton campaign and will be able to wield an axe of max virginity
any man in remember jedwardwhat was that all about
>>225432839I met them in an LA supermarket
>>225432839my solicitor has advised me not to comment
>>225432839the intentional normalisation of the pozzification of the White (capital W, always) male.
Is there any proof that Mousey was not AI
Nonce posting is itHow trite
>>225432904
need to go to the supermarket to get some food shopping in don't I? take a drive in my motor car to the shops and stock up on some essentialsthat's a little outing for me isn't it? A little activity for me to do today.
>>225432884
>>225432911Gemini and Grok.combined for this one
>>225432919It's what normal people do.
>>225432893hi mate
>>225432857This pretty much, jedward were the first prominently zesty celebritiesThey almost entirely responsible for the skinny jeans boom of the late 2000'sTurkey teeth are directly downstream from them
>>>/v/749542905um
>>225433012you can't even link properly you newfag lobotimised runt
just discovered that asda sells hotdogs for £3.30 and they provide ketchup and mustard
>>225433020works on my machine
>>225433020That is properly linked you dumb cunt
>>225433012
>>225433029can't embed those links, you rat faggot
>>225433028Is that supposed to be cheap?
>>225433036wrong. third world streetshitter.this is how you link - https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1791768714412366.webm
>>225433088Melty
Oasis beat The Beatles yesterday 3-0 ok
>>225432893Boring
blud making sure the gay indian porn is properly linked at 3 minutes to 2 on a monday afternoon scream
>>225432217Good album, good band, prefer Music Has the Right To Children thoughever
gets a bit weird in here on a weekdaydon't think any self respecting man should be here on a weekday!
>>225432839don't they mostly post updara, woe-be-to-england shite on twitter now?
>>225432997What was the need for that? Who the hell is this woman? She's not right, not one bit
>>225433088Newfag
wonder has a /brit/ poster ever died do /brit/ posters go to heaven?
Boards of Canada have not evolved in 30+ years and they get away with it by only releasing an album every 8 years Lazy Scotch bastards
>>225433144Luckily none of us respect ourselves ok
>>225433161Mihai - rest his soul
Ok guys, I'm back. No (you)s though so I haven't missed anythingMm
>>225433170the cosmic arsehole
>>225433161Yes, a /brit/ poster has diedHe was named Ulster and he died of a benzo overdose lol
>>225433161Surely someone has died after posting here Wonder if any of the /brit/ lads ever killed themselves
>>225433160No you bhenchod sarrr!
>>225432243Not an incel if you don't fuck "munters"Just lose it
>>225433161fatcam's probably dead by now
>>225433161The discord reported that Ulster died a few years back. He looked like a retard, and was one of the frequent cuckposters god burn his soul
Tried to make a Chadley but he looks like a Spazley
it is not an impossibility that the last thing someone did was reply 's' to an edited bradley
>>225433213i asked one of them for proof of this years ago and never got any so i dont believe it
>>225433213his funeral fund was literally posted on gofundme by his mum and dad, a handful of /brit/ posters donated like 20 quid each
Losing my ability to concentrate on reading. Love reading books but my retard brain just wants to shitpost here instead. Might enforce a little ban on myself
Ulster never really posted here so why you lot lick his arse hole fuck knows The simpcord was a vile forgettable chapter in the history of this awful general
>>225433221
>>225433224Fair enough, just what I heard. Still, he was a fag so I genuinely hope he is dead. Same tier of scum as spaedo and helpernonce
>>225433247he was just an aisha stalker
>>225433254woah
>>225432372>: Cops
>>225433240you can do it ladi take a little work around the block without my phone whenever i want to do something i need to concentrate onclear my head
>>225433240What are you reading? I can fly through fiction but sometimes with non-fiction I can spend an hour and only get through a few pages when it's dense.
>>225433254corr
>>225432734RIP KingKobra. Legend >>225433222Bizarre way to try to validate yourself but you do it with everything so
lots of evil depraved shenanigans going on in the vule underbelly of /brit/. glad i only have a vague idea of whats going on here and only know the tip of the iceberg characters like diego and poley
>>225433285>Bizarre way to try to validate yourself but you do it with everything sohave no fucking idea what you're talking about, have a much needed break from posting here
>>225433285>that video of him dyeing his hairI was crying
>>225433287>Like Diego and PoleySo r9k characters
>>225433272*walk
struggling to get a job because it's obvious that I'm a virgin in every interview
>>225433287>poley
andy burnham despacito
>>225433312Fomyeg
>>225433221bet that made you madley
shimmy shimmy yay shimmy yay shimmy yahdrankswa la la la
>>225433305Yeah ok sure buddy
>>225433337Tony Hadley
>>225433344im genuinely not whatever character you've made up in your head you fucking sad case
>>225433272Think I'm just getting back into the stupid dopamine addiction that I nearly managed to solve earlier in the year. >>225433276Currently children of ruin, it's about smart octopuses in space mostly
r9k paedophiles do NOT like getting called out
>>225433353where his balls at?
Got woman fatigue
right well
>>225433325i have this sorted when i finish the interview and they say any other questions i say yeah any idea where i can get a pregnancy test round here i think the gfs up the duff haha and then i walk away
>>225433360I've only read one Adrian Tchaikovsky book and thought it was shit, Shards of Earth.
too much protein in a short space of time leads to diarrhea remember that...
>>225433272FOY
unc was taking too long in the bathroom so I chirped "brevity is the soul of shit, says good polonius"he guffawedI guffawedwe all had a good time
Fs did elton john lay this egg?
got nothing on next weekend my life is over
Right so now a Tiger has been put down all because a spastic entered its area and his carer couldn't look after himGreat stuff
>>225433396scre
>>225433406he hasn't been put down
>>225433395The toilet was made for man, not man for the toilet.
Spain "cunt" doesnt want you to be his friend because you made him realize hes a PARASITE
>>225433406what do you get out of baiting like a little tranny desperate for attention
>>225433397got nothing on any weekend cause im a gay little fat alcoholic grim specky incel retard spacker
>>225433406Fake news, only the spastic was put down
>>225433444
cocked my entire life up
just put all the covers for everything on my settee in the wash and the water in the washer is jet blackgrim
the rape of rorke gearoid
>>225433380Yeah not read that one, I liked children of time because it was about spiders in space and seemed pretty unique, this sequel isn't as good but still entertaining enough, kind of got some outer space alien style horror to it. I expect the series gets worse as it goes on
>>225433474Just laughed so hard I nearly choked at that brad, I can't tell if it's an edit or not
>person dies
scrubbing my beav0r
Has anyone noticed, as I have, that Hull City's chant is Mauled By The Tigers and a man was mauled by a tiger and this can be extended to poke fun at Manchester United.
roaring at my shit life
zoomer mongs who insist it's "insensitive and vile" to laugh at death were laughing their kecks off at horrible histories "stupid deaths"
>>225433524okay tim
Wish I could just go to sleep for the rest of time when it's grey and cold and wet and miserable like this. Dogberg has the right idea.
lad who bumped into his ex on saturday herewe're meeting up tonight after she finishes workconvince me im making a mistake
blacked by the tigers
>>225433537what kind of maps put the Shetlands there
>>225433536Mental how mixed race people only go out with whites so their kids will end up white anyway.
>>225433542FONT
Spaino melty
>>225433537Ok Norway can have it but they must let us keep the ponies
>>225433559maybe mousey was right after all
bye
>>225433542you are getting pussy ok
>>225433542Why did you break up? That's the real decider here, cast your mind back to how you felt about her then
>>225433559massive pony
>>225433542No point restarting a failed relationship and if you're going for a shag then it could just lead to confusing feelings.
I'm the gayest strongest man in this general
>>225433606screaming at this
>>225433536The Eve GeneAll humans descend from one black woman. So black women can make any race directly
>>225433577Found out she was a man
>>225433376scrbut I'm serious :(((
>>225433606ooooh you're muscley aren't you
>A group of Israeli hikers experienced an explosion in Ramim (Manara), on the border with Lebanon>Israeli media confirm that 1 person has been killed, 3 are in critical condition, and in total there are 20 injuries
>>225433577randomly told me she loved me but wasn't in love with me anymore and i reacted extremely badly and ended up calling her a horrible cunt and she criedthen had a big argument the next day and i moved back to my mum and dads after 3 weeks of blanking each other
>>225433617no you arent. you done have a serious bone in your body
>>225433325we virgin freaks used to be employable before AI took everything
>>225433614Funny, because in Sentinel Island, there are and have never been, any White people. Nice cope, cuck.
Just joined a team meeting 23 minutes late to see my name on a slide a second before they changed it to the next one. Might have fucked it here, better get my excuses ready.
>>225433623>she loved me but wasn't in love with me anymoreWhat?
A wild big black willy just took the missus away
>>225433637press the slide back button
>>225433637I once had to share my screen during a boring long meeting and had forgotten to close the solitaire game I was in the midst off when I started sharing so quickly had to close it kek
>>225433637you didn't get the bloody notification, what's teams like, eh?
>>225433623Well sounds like she was going to dump you regardless. Not unheard of for people to change their mind after some time apart and realise their loss, but I wouldn't count on it lasting if you haven't figured out the core issues. Also, ever shag her in the arse?
>>225433629yes i'm srs :((((>>225433632:<(
>>225433643it's a thing women say, mumberg seemed sympathetic to her when i explained and that ended up causing and argument between mumberg and dadstein lol
>>225433621Not so soon after oct 7...
>>225433666i will take your anal virginity
>>225433674Does it mean she loved you as a person but was not longer attracted to you?
>>225433657important context: in windows 11 notepad stores recent fileswas screen sharing recently and opened notepad and it had a file with my IQ scores on and now I've exposed myself as an insecure freak to all my colleagues
>>225433673Omd!
>>225433659never shagged her arse, but did do an assjob with heralso, ive realised since saturday im still in love with her and she had a huge smile on her face when she saw me
>>225433697>Your IQ test result: 60
theres a weirdie afoot!
>>225433695she said that I was childish and argumentative and that she deserved someone who was mature
I'd never say this if he was here but I think Employed Woman IS a woman and is very witty!
>>225433715you know what needs to be done...
>>225433726and then you had a tantrum? You proved her right.
>>225433715Well you might regret it if you give it another go, but you'll almost definitely regret it if you don't try. Go on then lad put yourself out there again, best not to ask her about who she's shagged in the interim time. What you don't know can't hurt you
my mate from school (who i still drink with) got a 93 on the iq test we both did (I got 128)he did it again and got 95
>>225433751he's getting smarter
>>225433699Not really sure that's an appropriate outfit for xmas dins
just want to go home and snuggle up in bed :Ɛ
>>225433718slightly doxxing myself it's actually stuff like this but I have quite a few entries because I'm an obsessive freakopen psychometrics (taken at midnight to 1am on 8/9 of march 2025):overall: 139memory: 141verbal: 128spatial: 131CORE (25/05/25 through 28/05/25):overall: 140, vci 133, wmi 142, psi 128 (includes SS)Analogies: 15 (scaled with mean 10 and std 3)Figure Weights: 15Digit Span: 17 overall with 13 forward, 15 backward, 18 sequencingCharacter Paring: 17Antonyms: 15Symbol Search: 13Information: 17Digit Letter Sequencing: 18
>>225433737Yeah, I was 20 tbfI've had experiences that have changed me since.
>>225433775autism: yesfriends: no
>>225433775boring: 100
>>225433775rote memorisation award
>>225433775That's beyond what I imagined, very autistic. I wouldn't rely on online tests too much, I did one and got 125 and another said 135 but feel like a right div.
>>225433761Symbol of peace
>>225433790>>225433797howl
All that matters is being good looking and funny
Carol Vorderman sex arse
>>225433818falseif you're uggo and autismo but 6'4 you'll do just fine
Carol Vorderman sex toilet
was just cattlescrolling for a good 5 minutes wondering why i kept getting videos from the same personturned out id clicked on their channel lolsuch a mong
>>225433790very true>>225433797100 is average on an iq test so that's a compliment <3>>225433799stupid>>225433801have done loads of them though over a few years
>>225433828Two-time Rear of the Year winner
>winnie = chad>piglet = beta orbitor>eyore = sigma maxing
>>225433788How old are you now?
>>225433839scr
Got the Zoe Quinns Depression Quest on. So far I've discovered I have depression.
>>225433699Ugly brown mutted slags
>>225433833I'm autismo and 6'4 and a virginous incel runt at 36 years young
>>225433775>>225433801Must be nice...
>>225433865*starts wanking you off *
>>225433872Ever been checked out for inattentive ADHD?
forgot i was at workoopsies x
>>225433872Sub 100 is not good is it
>>225433879i-i-it's a 10/10 must-buy-
>>225433879Thank you that's very nice
>>225433844your coworkers won't give a fuck lad, likely they didn't notice, worst case they think it's some mental health thing
>>225433872
>>225433895this is a vgp
>>22543387295% is pretty good still
>>225433901hope so, no one's mentioned it to me and I closed it quite quickly but I am worried that they'll joke about it
>>22543385431
Calling another grown man "boss"Screaming
you rape what you sow
>>225433887I don't believe in that nonsense
My IQ is 117
How are you actually meant to meet women without using dating apps?It's fucking pointless.I rarely get matches.When I do, I try to make conversation and they unmatch or just ignore me.And the ones who dod engage I've asked out and get ignored.I'm 30 and have never been on a date, or had sex without paying for it.I just don't fucking get it. I don't understand anything about how relationships work.
>>225433912it being very detailed makes it seem more like some legitimate test results you got from a doctor or something, people will mind their business & no one will joke dw x
And now Rorke, on how having no irl friends is actually awesome!
>>225433948ok thank you x
>>225433939Well it's out of 100 so that's a lie
>>225433939125 me
>>225433891i posted this and then someone called me ffs
>>225433943*you're* not supposed towomen are for the rest of us
>>225433945rorke walking on all fours and meowing with a pleading look on his face
>>225433943Have you tried having a large social circle that you've known literally all of for ten to fifteen years?
>>225433918Whitoids in London love this shit they walk into a chicken or corner shop and are like "alright boss man" cause it makes them feel like they're part of a community and at the level of the working manThen the paki just gives them a disgruntled gruntProper embarrassing to witness
>>225433887I looked it up but got bored
Ah yes, the high IQ, 6 figure salary /brit/ shaggers
Mines 144 but im incapable of social interaction
IQ: 110Salary: 70K
>>225433982I'm a medium IQ, medium salary, occasional shagger of my post wall wife. What do I win?
>>225433982Dont think andrew tate is high iq
>>225433945would lick every inch of this melanated queen
>>225433982>high IQyes>6 figure salaryyes>shaggerno
>>225433972Man I miss having a tub. It's cold as shit in my lair
>>225433996Both 0 for me
>>225434005Peace of mind
>>225433972What sort of fella you reckon she shags?
>>225434022>>225434022>>225434022
Stop posting lewd content I don't want to wank it's important I keep my semen inside my balls
>>225434005Confort and joy>>225434010Even her
>>225433982why are brains incapable of seeing how gay they always look when they flex?
>>225434018Love baths me
>>225433775Not smart enough to close notepad before you share your screen though are you DIAGNOSIS: MONG
>>225433895sc
applied for a job there. wonder if i'll get it. another blogpost in the bag
Would love to do some seasonal work for the Royal Mail at my local sorting office but they won't let me just do weekends. I'm a toilsman begging to forfeit my leisure time and no one is interested
>>225434033The jungle BBC kind
