the hit 2008 album 'microcastle' by the indie rock band 'deerhunter' edish
>roommate walked in on me mid-wank last nightit's so fucking overhad a few drinks and got it in my head to something different should have just been under the covers like every other time ffssssss
I'm an engineer
>>225434022I used to listen to them. Halycon digest
>brains
what if the reason aliens don't visit us is because they don't want indians emigrating to their planet
new>>225433789>>225433789>>225433789
>>225434022NO-THING-E-VER-HAPP-ENED-TO-MENO-THING-E-VER-HAPP-ENED-TO-ME!
>>225434022more a the dear hunter fan myself
>>225434075Aliens actually existing would validate the hindu religon
flatmate (female) is using the kitchen, can hear her scurrying aboutshe waited until i left to go in herself ktim, desu, can't judge
brit is the high-quality shagger's general
DEAF AUTISTIC MAN who got mauled by Yorkshrie tiger was apparently attempting to use sign language in a vain attempt to communicate with it and to get it to stop.He was unsuccessful.
>>225434051>roommateWhat are you a yank college student?
How can you live with a female flatmate and not have some sort of sexual relationship? Never understood that
Can I just take this model ship out of the skip?
>brother apparently considering trooning outthis is just the last straw after years of self-absorbed, self-obsessed, narcissistic delusional behaviours. he’s a drain on everyone around him and if he goes ahead with this that’s it he’s dead to me, and the thought is sad but unironically feels me with more relief than grief
>>225434137Nederland's flag doesn't really have a girlfriend. he's just posting about what women he imagines taking black cock as he jerks his European piggy cock to white replacement
>>225434123you waddle in there and take your shirt off for god's sakemake her shit herself
>>225434147Pushing the boundaries of science
The scuds?They've been launched
>>225434154you fucking cretin
>>225434155My libido has been obliterated by pornography
>>225434161Message him exactly this, you won't due to your yellow-bellied nature
>>225434100Would scran
>>225434158probably booby trapped
>>225434147the autistic community (/brit/) mourns the loss of one of our own
I would genuinely still post here on occasion if I became rich tbf
>>225434158You can but its polite to ask.
>>225434022I miss this era of hipster music, now all they do is pretend Olivia Rodrigo is good
>>225434176All fucking directions x
>>225434155If you're minging
>>225434182not mealways horny, mebig horny bastard, all the timei love wanking, wanking to tits, arses, vadges, all that sort of thingwould even put it in a vadge if i were allowed
>>225434177Answer me
>>225434158That's bait
>>225434158Yeah you can, otherwise it's just getting compacted later on. Have had some good stuff out of skips over the years
>>225434161grimgrimgrimgrimgrim
Ok I will eat it!!
There's been quite the dramatic update in the Noisy Neighbour saga but I don't wish to prematurely share as office toilers may miss out on the fun.
>>225434221Paki shite
>>225434221The goyim are insane
>>225434221see: >>225434217
>>225434225yeah neighbros we will be feasting #teamneigh #comeon
>>225434221
brits actually eat snacks with retarded meme flavors that wouldn't work if all of the ingredients were naturalgrim as fuck
pickle in the pavement
have had my willy sucked by a female flatmate in the past
>>225434203Sadly not allowed of course
To the person who stole my copy of Microsoft Office: know that I will find you. You have my Word!
>>225434203ktimI'd buy a sex arse but my willy is too big
>>225434221your name and address has been added to the "TARGET AND ELIMINATE THIS GOY IMMEDIATELY" list
Genuinely wish this was me so much I hate having to exist and have agency and choose my own adventure
>>225434277Excel-lent joke
>>225434221It's no wonder they see us as less than human
>>225434277Excel-lent joke my good gentlesir :D :D
>>225434252>TF>TP
>>225434288>>225434297*blows your heads smoove off*
>>225434287become a neet stoner shut-in
paki girl at work bent over and i got a full view of her delicious brown cleavage
>>225434308only fat landwhales or kids do that here
I feel a poo coming on
why's this anger /brit/ so much then
>>225434318D
worried about Mouse no sightings in weeks
remember sickipedia
>>225434326your nan is currently in a stupor scrolling through this shite absorbing none of it
I didn't even know tigers ate vegetables
>>225434351synonym is also what his nan was called
>>225434322ever munch on her curryhole?
Ok i am on xhamster GAY
Hey guys listen to this oneI didn't even know tigers ate vegetables!
>>225434391gay
>>225434391cheeky gay porn wank once a month never hurt anyone
>>225434351these celtic nationalist larper types have to be the most annoying anklebiting cunts on earth, think id rather have Palestine and Israel as neighbours
>>225434393sc
Pakistani lass who lives next door to me has 3 mixed race Irish kidsLives completely aloneIrish people really are spiritually black
any smart non racist person want to tell me if 2026 Africa beats 1939 Europe in a war?
I didn't even know tigers ate vegetables *pulls collar*ok maybe that ones not so fresh... what else is in the news this week...
>>225434382scr
>>225434421too many variables to answer this question accurately without invoking pop culture shite im afraid x
imagine being 130+ iq and still stuck as a man of inaction who has made nothing of his life
at toil doing rorke stuff
yeah that definitely wasn’t you replying to your own post tho
>>225434461Never happenedSmart but lazy is a meme
>>225434461what would making something of oneself look like?
yeah that's true hm yeah i agree
>>225434421yes
>>225434492fact
>>225434493ok and what do you say to people who say 2026 Africa don’t produce their own munitions
>>225434508i don't say anything to them
>>225434393Kek good one
what the fuck is wrong with white niggas
>>225434520o
>>225434490I'm an example
>>225434526white boys get a little caramel and stay acting brazy
fungus
>>225434546
>>225434421Algeria and egypt are the only two african countries with a modern military Algeria in particular has been amassing quite the arsenal over the years with advanced weapons, fighter jets, and air defense systems from russia and china
I actually just don't understand how people get into relationships. It's literally impossible.
Business idea: white Italian women
think i might treat myself to a cold can of irn bru 1901
>>225434549who is gus and what is so fun about him?
>>225434563Fighe di lengo
>>225434318C
>>225434560For avg normies? They always have a fat girl early in their history
>>225434563dont see how this is a business. how will you make money?
>>225434611kek rorke
>>225434526classic mong who does racist stuff subconsciously but thinks it's okay because he tells himself consciously he isnt
>>225434560>meet someone>within a few seconds establish whether or not there is mutual attraction>talk to them>ask for their contact information>meet up at a later date just the two of you>talk, get to know each other, gauge whether or not there is any chemistry / compatibility>kiss, shag>repeat the date, shag cycle roughly once a week>talk about what you both want from each other>if both want something serious, you're now in a serious relationship
>>225434595stop trying to force this meme you delusional racemixing fucking foid
>>225434648ok cool can you explain how to do the first step please?
Taizz on its last legsThe saudi clitty leak will be everlasting
>>225434662have friends
>>225434648>within a few seconds establish whether or not there is mutual attractionsome people are completely incapable of establishing this so everything ends there for them
>>225434671and i do that how?
>>225434318Mad how much fitter white women are than all the others
i'm so dehydrated my piss is actually orange
>>225434662work, through friends, via social activities like language meet-ups, sports clubs (ie running, climbing, you won't find her at sunday league)people meet people all the time every day
>>225434682Don't be a freak
>>225434705>people meet people all the time every daywhy you lying?
>>225434676it's literally just a half second of lingering eye contact, or noticing them looking at you when you're not the centre of attention
Can't have any friendsWhat if we have a disagreement or don't see eye to eye on politics?Then they become an enemy for life
>>225434648fUCK oFF nEURO tYPICAL
https://x.com/DefiantLs/status/2109578320136298613
>unwaged When did progressive types start saying this? What was wrong with unemployed or more accurately dole scum?
>>225434722what if theyre looking at you because youre an ungainly repugnant freak
sometimes i make eye contact with a woman and she turns and says something to her friend and then they both start laughing
Mark Corrigan sex arse
>>225434726you're brown
>>225434722when you're not the centre of attention?
>>225434756women don't do that for fear of giving the freak the wrong idea and being locked into a conversation with them
>>225434688It's the one true red pill
>>225434752On jah the houthis are brazyYou have to respect it
>>225434318Breally need to scratch that itch
>>225434806it's obvious and that makes Jewish women and blacks seethe
>>225434318C. Get me nestled snug in that afro pussy hair
when bradley looks at you like this that means he wants to date you
white women bring tension into the Jewess X Black natural pairing
>>225434752>12 dead, 300+ injured
>>225434851bpcr
Reckon some of these Bradley images that get posted here are easily 15 years old now
rorke apologising to his black girlfriend for accidentally calling her a "nigga" in bed
>>225434919
>>225434771Really thoughImagine you make a new friend and they start talking about how they pro lgbt or they think having borders is racist or some other such hogwashWould you really want to still be friends with him?
>>225434873I don’t know what that acronym means, brother
>>225434931Ive got friends like that and I just avoid talking about politics and talk about light day to day stuff and interests. Does feel odd though knowing they'd probably never speak to me again if they knew how I felt about trannies or immigrants.
Love seeing smug millennial uncles like "omg why would you just scan a random QR code"It's like uncle, it's not the 1990's we don't have drive by downloads and flash viruses anymore lmaoooooo
>>225434997>Ive got friends like that and I just avoidNot your friends at that point
what is the british phenotype like what are british facial features that you can use to tell us apart from other white peopleaside from being uglier and chav fashion
>These are the times that try men's souls
>>225434997I could not keep company with a person who has such revolting and disturbing views Even if they were nice and friendly I would either confront them on their bullshit or never speak to them again
nth for the holodem
>>225435008I dont talk about politics in every single interaction I have with every person I meet like a schizophrenic
https://youtu.be/9uvJzr0zZvk?t=75
>>225434792ie in a group setting, someone else is talking, people are paying attention to something else
>>225434843not british women though and especially not gingers
>>225435008I take it you've got a large group of racist rorke friends you meet up with regularly?
>>225435010Beady eyes
>>225435019*destroys mens souls*
can ya lend a nigga a pencil
>>225435041>>225435050bizarre projection
>>225435053not seen the jenna poster in an age
>>225435050yeah we put up flags and go around shouting abuse at pakis and trading epic racist memes on telegram and have cool banter about denying women rights
>>225435097That does sound like fun actually can I join in?
>>225435043Keshawn a lil snitch nigga
>>225435097Extremely based except the part about denying women rights
>>225435058Don't touch my holes
>>225435001drive-by downloads absolutely exist even today
>>225434931Imagine having a new friend and they're gay and have a fit girl bestfriend they want to pair you with
>>225435049seething ginger coalburner dragging other women into it like with their race insecurity thing. madness
>>225435156The more likely outcome is they will come on to you
>>225435080get away from the door....... NIGGA!
>>225435141Ok unc
I have a spot on my arse which wasn't there before
ive rigged this thread to explode if it drops under 99 posts per hour. have fun everyone *laughs maniacally*
>>225434022Breakfast: Microwaved scrambled eggs on toastHouse washing upMy washing upPut air fryer buckets out in the garden to soakShit, shave and showeredWent to shopsSent work coach a journal messageRinsed air fryer bucketsDid a Co-Op order for booze and snacksTook 4 kratom capsulesTidied roomSettled and thinking about dinnerFull day for a neet
posting at 9,99,99,99,99,999 mph
You lot should worry about getting friends before you start worrying about whether their politics will align with yours or not. Talk about putting the cart before the horse
i take people as i find them. i find them then i take them hehehe
>>225435010dont know
Just taken my fluoxetine. Feeling depressed and sad today. Lack of motivation and drive. There are things I should do but I'm not doing them.
>microwaved scrambled eggsYou cunts certainly know how to live don't you
>>225435274but how do i get friends if they dont like my political opinionsits a chicks egg problem
Mad how toilstein is on horrible and he's got other people giving me work like some sort of sick conspiracy where just because he's not around the work continues to come in.
>>225435283Based hehehe posterhehehe
>>225435268Why did you go to the shops and then did a home delivery? Couldn't you have gotten the home delivery items when you went shopping and saved money on delivery costs?
>>225435289Why aren't you at work?
>>225435289Nobody cares dude, go get a hobby outside of this.
>>225435333what's it got to do with you? nosy cunt
>tally, 1000 bandits
>>225434158There was an episode of Lovejoy where his assistant tried to take some things left out with the rubbish. The bin men operated like a gang and made it clear what was left for the rubbish they had first dibs onI'd make sure the skip men haven't got a similar code
>>225435289pull yourself up by the bootstraps
>>225435353roar
start doing this
>>225435049get a grip. comparison is the theft of joy especially if youre insecure for 0 reason. I love you
>>225435333Why don't you pass your driving test and become an ALDI delivery driver?
I need support and encouragement not abuse and unkindness
it needs to be ignored
>>225435412that is all you get here and you keep coming. youre a bad person and deserve it too
>>225434318BACFDE
>>225435412you need a nice wank on camera
genuinely done fuck all today not a great start to my week off!
>>225435412you never ever ever offer anything to anyone elseeverything is about youtoxic narcissist
>>225435173Why are gingers disproportionately likely to have Paki boyfriends? I've noticed that. Is it that Pakis go for them more because they crave ginger genes on account of Mohammed supposedly being a redhead, or is it that ginger girls get bullied for their entire childhood, have no friends or bf's and succumb to the grim 'charms' of the first rancid raghead who flatters them?
>>225435447>le quirky guy
>>225435412You will never be this, so why try?
>>225435459fantasising about paki rape gangs again are you
few things more satisfying than when a massive shit comes out within seconds and leaves not a trace of shite on the paperfeel like a new man
>>225435459Ginger men are also most likely to racemix
>>225435465don't post this it makes me feel things the government says I am not meant to feel
>>225435290didn't want to add anything more elaborate to the washing up I already had to do
>>225435501racemix the word ginger
>>225435446>>225435453>>225435465fuck up piehead
>>225435365-1 bandit, +1 koyuki
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBnfJcFP9VU
>>225435459Gingers are genuinely just subhumans and retarded, therefore are more likely to be captivated by low IQ ideologies like islam.
>>225435522
>>225435481Who mentioned children, rape or underage relationships? Certainly not me.
>>225435333Someone was saying nice things about you earlier
>>225435333yes but I'm on a tight budget and needed to work out what I needed, what I could afford. I get too stressed and overwhelmed instore, especially when I set my mind on something and its not in stock. Much easier to do it at home.
stop the boats
shoot the boats
Piehead fuming today>>225435571Okay that makes sense.
racism isn't big or clever
>>225435594was just saying this down my local vegan cafe, im banned now of course
Just wanted to say you're all invited to my bar mitzvah this Saturday.
>>225435605
>>225435559Don't blame me for not being a castrated modern male. I belong in Ancient Athens with a questionably aged boywife.
>>225435531kill yourself tranny
What do you think the odds are that I would see someone I know at the vasectomy clinic having his consultation by the same doctor right before me? Doesn't seem likely does it?
>>225435644You need to gain a clue.
>>225435669Fat cunt you are piehead
>>225435692sing us a song
>>225435682says the one posting AI slop
>>225435674no not really
>>225435712In a few years nobody is going to know what a genuine unedited arse looks like.
>>225435706you're the tranny man
any man in watching this
>>225435729I mean, arses like that do exist, there are some S tier PAWGs out there. But you never see an arse like that on an athlete. Well actually you do but only on the skeleton sleds from the winter olympics for some reason.
>>225435564why do you act this way every time someone calls you a paedophile? makes me think you are one
>Eternally Yours,
>>225435742roar
>>225435692>everyone who i don't like is piehead>all 3 out of 3 replies to me
>>225435803Bitch looking rough as a badgers arsehole
>>225435803um, in this one she's reacting differently to the same lengthpoor continuity
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Tpli2pDGerI
>>225435810nigga thought he was lancelot scream
>>225435803>>225435855a footlong cock would make you lightheaded when you get an erection
>>225435803>>225435855the screenshot is of a video where she goes through different sizes, starting large and going smaller. as the length decreases she says the smallest is perfect. 4" is the perfect size according to her. a small dicked cuck fsggot posted this ragebait and their dick is probably not even the 4" she ended on. seething
>>225435884true
>>225435730underrated post
>>225435742im watching porno and jerking my worthless gooner cocki might put it on for record though
ALL women agree: small willies are just better!
nigga using deduction like 'hmm, indubitably a cuck post watson'
Symbol of the International Raëlian Movement
>>225435894She's just being nice because she feels bad for me
>>225434526>>225434922>>225435080>>225435127>>225435877say it in your life you wont
small tight pussies hurtI like them loose
>>225435961elaborate
OnlyFans whore corrupting ugly munted mutt bitch to take white cock and BLEACH her fucked up genes
>>225435958https://vocaroo.com/1cD6LiclkN7h
>>225435958it in your life you wont
>>225435885so that's the reason behind madrid's trophy drought
>>225435978no
>>225435924Oh...*walks away with my comically large penis dragging across the floor*
this is the cuckposters ITT (faggot cucks)
>>225435979You seem like you're a delight to be around
>>225436039well at least its out of the person nowmust be horrible to have a tumor like that growing in you
>>225436034sry big bro she aint for you. these baddies are dicklet only
>>225435924really give us hope doesnt it
any normal lads in?
>>225436048so do cuckposters that dont go 30 minutes without talking about black mens cocks and white women getting fucked by them or the smelly incel who doesnt go outside saying "nigga"
>>225436112
hope the new is a free sheldon edish
>>225436129*Telepathically raping your mind's arse with black willies*
just fell head first into a table saw help
>>225436172it's gonna be another album edish
>>225436172it's songs from the big chair
>>225436112no, honestly am a mutated freak
How have we got to a position where white youth on the streets of Britain in 2026 are using slag from LA gangs in the 90's?"Brazy", "crodie" Embarrassing
hope the new is a rape sheldon edish
saw rorke down the park again sniffing the swings
>>225436253time for bed unc
Going on strike, not doing any more work until they give me back my dental plan
have a good feeling about the new
the new is coming, it's coming!!!!
Hope the new is Scooby doo edish
>>225436253I'm using foenem, chirac 4 life
hope the new is something we've never seen before
*ponders the new and the possibilities it contains*
a watched new never boils
New>>225436377
>>225434051You share a room with someone? How did he react?
>>225436400>>225436400>>225436400
>>225434070This is getting so old
>>225436424>>225436424
>>225434123Kek that's so sad, shouldn't be that way. Do you do the same?
>>225434158You have to ask to take someone rubbish?
>>225435050Not that anon but I can be un-politically correct to any degree with everyone I know. You guys are desperate as hell. I've heard of being desperate in a romantic sense but being desperate for friends is beyond sad. You hang around with people who are perfect for you and you can relate to 100% or nothing. No major compromises Mm
