Chebs edition
foy
Buff Orpington sub-edition
i think the wait for the new is better than getting the newquite disappointed in this one... bit too obvious
fan of this edish instead of the album nonce
>>225436428That's a man, lad
>>225436469What about Scooby 2 chad?
>>225436469I'm gonna go and listen to some mazzy star and jump off a bridge now
Just saw a worker lady at the hardware store from behind, looked like a 20 year old white girl with tight jeans and a nice ass.Ended up seeing her face and she was probably in her 60s.Feeling pretty confused right now but something about that made to even hotter.
>>225436428Might pull on her willie while I fuck her arse
nigga called grian chatten lmao some other nigga called curry barker wtf
a working-class "nigga" is something to be
Arse is simply not acclimatising to my kefir intake. Just farting wildly all day and all night
anyone ever had a fat gf? Had one for a bit and hated her so much
>>225436538couldnt do it, mewomen have one thing to do, not be fat, gluttonous
Saw an Instagram post where some working class guy had been successful and managed to buy a house in LondonThe entire post was how conflicted he felt about the success and whether he was betraying his rootsWe truly are a servile nation
>>225436538They're mentally ill. Best avoided beyond an easy blowie
>>225436538male equivalent of being raped
nth for the gyaldem
>>225436538I could never I couldn't resist the urge to say something like "really?" in a snarky tone whenever she would say "I'm hungry"
Feeling Blackpilled & Furious
>>225436569big fan of fully grown of age biological women
poo needs doing and it will take a hero to do it
the current watchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVVU-kdPA-o
Game Review: Doom - The Dark AgesInteresting premise but gameplay and visual let down. Bizarre titan sequences. Didn't feel like Doom. Tone and atmosphere all off. Stopped playing.
>>225436569BRUTAL titmog
the wank was promising but didn't live up to expectations
https://voca.ro/15iBVkJjEcQi
>>225436428I'd shag owt in nylons, me
jet 2 holiday
who's watching this in this day and ageoh my days
>>225436538why what was wrong with herI'd have thought her fatness would have made her jolly
steak and potatoes are currently air frying
>>225436688>ngubu wokeichuko >stupid gobshite woman>awkard gimps>hugh dennisall panel shows are variants of this nowadays
chubby trans thread on /gif/ has 404'd and i cant find it
>>225436572em pondering life
saw a 'yhe' typo in the wild at toil today and broke down laughing
oh my godthe daily mail
what if it was called fuck the week and they showed it
>>225436688did they have black people back in the day? don't remember any maybe that yank bloke?
>>225436711she wasnt jolly fat like a farmer girl who eats too much meat and potatoes she was structurally fat from eating too much processed shite in key developmental years. Even if she'd lost weight she'd have looked like a skinny fat person.
>>225436738>>>/gif/31287724
there's no way that isn't a self reply there can't be two freaks into that shit
Titmog is the only real mog
keep getting emails
>>225436887who from x
need my week mocked pronto
>>225436846You’re posting average sized tits as you say this
>>225436892they won’t stop
>>225436887grow up
>>225436902great 'za
for me it's my little folder of alternate american history where I save pics of coats of arms from english churches and imagine them being in new england churches, and a few archaeological sites in latin america that I pretend are part of a lost ancient culture in arizona, new mexico, texas, etcnot that america is lacking in reality, of course, it's just a nice alternate reality of my own design x
>>225436377HeheChebs
>>225436926gp
>>225436903Stop watching porn, goy. These are rare
>>225436782
>>225436926this is what brit used to be about
>>225436751Girl on left is v cute
>>225436903This is average in America?
>>225436976Bros salivating over c cups
>>225437023You live in the land of fertility queens
Teach young children how to handle gunsIt might help them against a nonce one day#streetsmarts
big american tittiesrorkes google present
wish mumberg would just get off my backjust let me be a neet in peace
if any of you guys need money
>>225437084draken is uglyso is the gripen
>>225436846>>225436976>>225437049sex with tennessee girls
>>225437109saw him wanking off a homeless behind greggs
>>225437023bigger than that i reckon. look about the same size as my sister's who is like a J cup
>>225437049i looked her up and she has a babepedia page
>>225437110False
>>225437109How do we know this isn't a false flag to find snitches
>>225437111cor
day 1 is finished for them but day 2 looms loool scream
it loometh for thee but not for me
>>225437082I wish that for you too <3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4d6f_PM81I
>>225437136Snitches get stitches
>>225437142some of these FREAKS do overtime for their berg and won't get home until its nearly 8 roar
Meant to get out of toil 25 minutes ago but the fucking temp who rolled in at 9am kept talking to me and asking me questions Do it on the company time pal not when I want go home
>>225436775why'd you boink her in the first place then lad
tiger status?
sex with goofy angloid girls self-conscious about their big foreheads
>>225437184wondering why you're telling us and not him
>>225437202Not rude am I
>>225437200Now we're talking
>>225437200i would dump a load on her tits and face
get the endangered animals lined up and shotget the double digit IQ dysgenic runts saved
>>22543718425mins extra lunch tomorrow
>>225437200Nice chebs
Someone help me with my autism. Pub says "home cooked meals" what does that mean. Obviously theyre not cooked at home and brought in. If theyre cooked on site well thats the minimum I'd expect
>>225437200
When the internet was out at my house I wanked off in front of the mirror looking at the reflection of my arse
going to go run now ladsup, up and away!
>>225437207being timid isn't the same as being polite
Come home, rorke
>>225437197objectively the best bread
>>225437235for some reason she reminds me of charlie higson after an overdose of oestrogen
>>225437242Is this ai?
>>225437238sounds like a lot of effort when you could just wait until 3pm and look out of a window
>>225437251one on the left has the upper body of a man
>>225437197Dead :(
>>2254372512, 4, 3, 1, 5
>>225437251left is the only free thinker
HURRR DURRR BIG FLUFFY TIGER AHHHH WHY ARE YOU MAULING ME AHHHH AHHHH BAD TIGER BAD TIGER UNGH UNGH UNGH
got this in my pokemon packs today
>>225437300imagine being a grown man typing this out
>>225437300https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpygJkPXQX0
>>225437300grow up young man
Sometimes play dead when my cat fights meShe pretends not to be arsed but I know she's secretly worried
>>225437306Any fellow 60 somethings here?
>>225437319Imagine being a grown man saying that to a fucking tiger
Curry for tea
>>225437347The tiger isn't going to take your more seriously just because you make a more coherent argument
I enjoy the yellowish tinge of early sunset
>>225437235Looking tired gaunt receding hairline, Rubes!
>>225437347your life is abysmal so you squeeze the dopamine dregs by saying outrageous things
>>225437365nobody enjoys the yellowish tinge of your teeth
I enjoy the yellowish tinge of a dogshit ai image
>>225437306Lapras, Chansey and Mew are objectively the most fuckable Pokemon. Nidoqueen had MILF vibes if you're into that, Kangaskhan if you're a poof.
>>225437235do you reckon the vibrations of the steam train made her feel horny and shameful
gwan Andy get em
>>225437370Less abysmal than the poor fellow caught in a tiger's maw
>>225437385You sound like my wife
>>225437393how on earth is Kangaskhan not considered a milf?
>>225437365alri jmw turner lad
>>225437393All the dog like pokes are the most fuckable
>>225437235She wants to be a victorian woman so badly but if she'd lived back then she'd have got a fucking hiding for moping around reading all the time
pumpkin sex
>>225437416that's true
>>225437440What should she be doing? Baring children? Baring your children?
trvke
>>225437426They're too butch to be for straight men
“i like [normal thing]”>yeah *insults you*>[thing]nonce >gay thing to like
when my beard is wet and yet to be shampood it smells like dog
>>225437472100% TRVKE
>>225437472Well saidOf course all superhero stuff is fashy fanfiction
Sir Misspelt Shampooed
>>225437491that thing you like is probably children because you're a noncenonce
>>225437472TIL you can eradicate crime by paying cops bonuses
>>225436751know that feel, just had a moment look at dem girlies go~
>>225437472almost as if him being a billionaire was solely so he could use cool tech in the storiesalmost as if it's not a political manifestoalmost as if its childrens media
>>225437467Getting a job like everyone else instead of larping on the internet
willy fills with blood when looking at peng women
fucked it and posted in an abandoned newanywayflatmate is unemployedi wfhwe're both just holed up in our bedrooms and crawling out when we know the other is definitely in theirsbizarre way to live
>>225437472rorke will see this, agree and then rusty trombone rupert lower
>>225436871need to catch wor 'monday's live me
>>225437472yeah all the money in the world and freaks like the joker and poison ivy still exist so dont think this is a sound plan mr rasheed!
>>225437557Yes, and the stories had a bad influence on children. They should stick to reading Swiss Family Robinson and other kidkino in future.
>>225437539you need to be doing this on a spiritual, emotional and financial level
>>225437574don't think this is normal
>>225437577yeah not gonna read the rest of that since you fucked it up
Looking forward to listening to this fifteen minute song by TOOL
>>225437574this is a lie manufactured by women to boost their own ego
>>225437577dont you ever see each other?
gacek on the walk
>>225437393fuck up genwunner recent gens have far more fuckable pokemon
>>225437109shared preston
>>225437613Nonce
scream
Predictions?
>>225437633right thought those fellas shut down when hitler popped himself
>>225437633monster son
>>225437514every marvel movie recently has been about how avengers (democrats) can't use their full powers to help people because a evil villain hitler and use the same extent of their powers to to do bad stuff and thats why they have to lose the election and thats why they age like milk since trump came in and just did everything he wanted anyway
>>225437633you've made my day slightly worse by sharing this so thanks
>>225434648Refuse to believe this happens
>>225437633Good ladDon't give these Gen X chancers and inch
>>225437633mumberg has been done
drugs are kicking in now, oh yes! WILLY!!!!
>>225437685>>225437680>>225437667>>225437654
>>225437668why you linking my post from 2 hours ago senpai? do you think people have fixed social circles that never change and they never meet anyone new?
>it keeps happeningwould be hilarious if she actually died and wasn't now costing the country millions in care costs
>>225437647one of 11 men will kick the ball better than the other 11 men
>meet someone>within a few seconds establish whether or not there is mutual attraction>talk to them>ask for their contact information>meet up at a later date just the two of you>talk, get to know each other, gauge whether or not there is any chemistry / compatibility>receive text from her today saying "you seemed really cool to begin with but then you got too drunk and kept overstepping boundaries and so i dont want to see you again"fucking hell lads what is wrong with me
>>225437647need a harvey barnes masterclass to save my gameweek
did the 4chan incel say a callously shocking thing yeah?
I’m a dignified gentleman of Albionian descent. Probably more British than you 1st and 2nd generation UK residents.This is MY general. Where I belong.
>>225437691born into a pit of crocodiles
>>225437691the incel uprising has begun
>>225437633/britfeel/son
poo seal spotted in Cheadle
>>225437735alri chicken chaser
>>225437734moralpoof
did the 4chan incel respond with dismissive lingo yeah?
>>225437781grow up
>>225437781metaposting wanker
did the 4chan gigachad talk about himself yeah
>>225437698>do you think people have fixed social circles that never change and they never meet anyone newI don't get how that translatestoo a relationship
>>225437760i heard he drowned
its gone really cold oversized knitted jumper's going on ... x
>>225437647Coventry will thump Newcastle
would become an organ donor if they'd guarantee they'd only be given to those of celtic stock
>>225437235she needs to speak to that ffs surgeon. overall he did a phenomenal job, but he went total lax mode on her hairline for some reason...
You think AI is really going to wipe out a lot of jobs?
>>225437699Never thought I'd see the day we had Barrina
lads incel update here:6 days hinge = 3 likes by munters 0 matches despite using all my likes each daytinder 5 days = 6 total likes still and no response to my messages from the only 2 matchesbumble 5 days = 0 likesbreeze 4 days = 0 datesabout to delete them all
don't smoke or drink mereckon they want my organs but they aint getting 'em simple as really
winter is coming -- not right
>>225437817The idea of a fat black person walking around with my organs is what made me revoke my donor status.
got a vulpix plushie when i was about 10a little later some of my first wanks were fucking its arse like a foxy fleshlight
>>225437833It not right lad x
>>225437800one of the new people you meet is a girl and you follow the aforementioned stages
Hi lads Plantlad here with another update about my plants
>>225437856ye it's shite
leftypol expertly using chopsticks rorke asking for a knife and fork
in from workgot some pasta on the boiling water machinewill be putting some heinz cream of tomato in it and some cathedral city cheese ooh mm yeah yummymight even put some of that fancy salt like garlic powder and that in it
>>225437802drowned in poo?
>>225437864Where's the fucking update?
>>225437874Dire scrannage
>>225437871Ian having a go with the chopsticks and getting the hang of it after a bit of trial and error
mad that yanks just send their dna over willingly to a companya company that doesn’t even need it btw, since they just do some research on your family tree why the hell are you sending your dna to literal who’s in a random company YANKS? ARE YOU RETARDED? AND TO PROVE WHAT EXACTLY?
>>225437832whats barrina
>>225437857It's not 2002 lol
>>225437888That's just classic Ian that is
right that's just not onget them out and get the boat people in
>>225437898girls on dating apps are the dregs
>>225437897
>>225437897A female Barry, Barry being the type of guy to fall of balconies. Do try to keep up.
>>225437894A lot of Yanks come from heavily mutted and dysfunctional families with no knowledge of their history beyond where their parents grew up
>>225437911ok then it's impossibleI don't have any friends and at 30 I'm hopelessly behind sociallyProstitutes are the only option
>>225437934Nah don't fancy them too pointy, do better next time
>>225437934rorke thinking he'll find a woman like this on tinder
>>225437909why would they want to live in scotland
>>225437894good postclearly they are doing something bad with all that data
>>225437930just assumed they were all deanos
>>225437887all i got in until tomorrow im afraid
>>225437912all comes back to mould in the end doesnt it
>>225437936that's what the church records are for
wasted the entire day award
>>225437964Think Barry is an older Deano
>>225437472>Pierrot's character developed from that of a buffoon to become an avatar of the disenfranchised. Many cultural movements found him amenable to their respective causes: Decadents turned him into a disillusioned foe of idealism; Symbolists saw him as a lonely fellow-sufferer; Modernists made him into a silent, alienated observer of the mysteries of the human condition. Much of that mythic quality still adheres to the "sad clown" in the postmodern era.gotham city is rotten, a few more billions wouldn't prevent joker from appearing. maybe it could be spent on better secured prisoners and social services but the city will need an enforcer to lock up the trouble makers spawned from that broken city in the first place. money can't fix a cultural and mental health problem in the short term
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwe5Irs4ra8
right so we're blasting towards Andromeda at 4,463,290,000,000,000,000mph
>>225437936right so that’s the green light to send over your dna when they don’t use your dna to track your family history? >>225437963don’t trust any of the companies involved in this business, my nan’s done it all by herself and didn’t have to send her a drop of saliva
>>225437691ah yes this is certainly justification for stealing money from your son
>>225438036blasted a poo at 4,463,290,000,000,000,001mph earlier today
foids need their heads kicked in
>>225438039little scrote is stealing money from hardworking british taxpayers fuck him abolish PIP
>>225437987Make the most of the remainder by watching this video of a man's drive down the I-25 Northbound from Albuquerque (NM) to Denver (CO).https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKMNtPSvsqM
>>225436377Wanked to her the other day
2 months to find a christmas gf lads think of it, strolling through a christmas market, snow falling, her wrapped up in a scarf and hat, looking up at you through the steam rising off of her hot chocolate that she holds in mittened hands>i'm really glad we met, rorkeyou lean in to kiss her, the taste of chocolate lingers on your lips after you pull awayyou walk hand in hand to a cozy pub and sit by the fire drinking mulled wine
just found out man flu is actually a real thing men actually do get the flu worse than women
>>225438071if the man won't beat the woman will cheat its that simple
>>225437647newcastlecityrocklevante drawudinese
>>225438071good for herthe ex sounds like a twat
>>225438082why? ive done similar road trips and it's hellish to experience, watching that is bizarre
>>225438071using 2 knives creates needless washing up though fucking bitch
>>225437633>>225437691pip at 16, an autist should be in 6th form studying stem or stimming in a btech engineering course
Sir Andy Burnham ending Farage's career gwan Andy
>>225438161clearly states hes in college
>if the man won't beat the woman will cheat its that simple
>>225437909Move to the UK**FTFY
it's not so cool to have so many problems
>>225438135it's necessary though or you get peanut butter in your jam or jam in your peanut butter or you need to wash the knife in between. considering it's just as easy to wash 2 knives as it is one since the soapy water is already it's a no brainer.
>>225438196this image is so funny
>>225438126shut up fat
>>225438135Kek this was my take away also
he likes to move it move it
bookies blocked my account they've been bashed so badly they're running scared
>>225438173my dastard undiagnosed inattentive adhd and 3 1/2 hours of sleep forgot it. still I'm surprised autists can get pip so young while enrolled in education and living under a parental household
>>225438196Hahaha done him
>>225438109modern day reverses this thoughbeit. beating is seen as an excuse to cheat
thank you dr david for this cutting insight
>>225438274then you're a dumb cuntsee: >>225438226
we're in the green part and Andromeda is in the pink partwe are NOT neighbours, we are so far apart from each othermakes you think about the scale of everything. the universe is a forest filled with trees and leaf-litter. Andromeda and Milky Way in the same vicinity but still so isolated from each other and far apart
>>225438310asking this and not "why did the spacker climb the fence into the tiger exhibit" of course
>>225438310Remember most people reading BBC news are zoomer retards, ethnics and women.
boggles the mind that people still wash their rice in 2026
>when you fart while looking at a picture of a pretty girl and lose all attraction
>>225438363*rapes you at 999999999999mph*
>>225438363me on the top right
>>225438363i guess they'll all be wanting to come to britain to live on benefits too and labour will bloody let them too #fuming
>>225438284horse betting lad?
>>225438363not molecule of you has ever been in contact with a "pink part"
feel terrible sore throat, temperature, blocked nose, headache wish someone was here to look after me :(
is american jelly different to jam?Can't imagine peanut butter and jam would be that good
right get the andromeda aliens in
y pepos dun wash dey chicken
>>225438376wash mine 3 times, like mine soft like rorke's bussy
>>225438372And which prestigious news outlet do you read, rorke?
>>225438414get this man a soup
>>225438418buy the cheapest jam you can find that has next to no solid fruit elements in it . thats their jelly
>>225438418jam tends to have bits of fruit in it and jelly is just corn syrup with 5% fruit juice in it
>>225436655>cloudiest day ever>Brings a strawhat
>>225438418i used to eat peanut butter and jam all the timewhy wouldnt it be nice
>>225438408scream done im
>yanks are going to get $5k each if the republicans win the upcoming electionswhat would you do with it lads?
the sky is grey
Just watched an hour long Mr Beast videoI'm almost 30 years oldWhat the fuck am I doing with my life
>>225438404yeah, won't even let me log in
>>225438473yes i'm sure this is definitely happening
>>225438473>believing Glumpf
>>225438464same. made me so fat so quickly. it's so moreish and filling. just too tempting as a snack when in from toil or as a late supper or a quick breakkie
>>225436424
chatgbt is we getting another stinulus check
you dont need two knives for a peanut butter and jelly sandwichthe jelly/jam you can spread on first then wipe off easily because it doesnt stick to it at all
>>225438519so did she get preggers
>>225438500lad why are you logging into the betting apps when you're 30k up
>>225438363what's with all those bright lights in the green part? I assume andromeda is eating a likkle galaxy
>>225438542chatlgbt LOL
>>225438545enjoy your cross contamination. it's not worth the risk especially since you have to wash that 1 knife anyway. a second knife doesn't add anything to the washing up . it's actually more economical water/soap to cutlery ratio
>>225438564saw another couple of horses I like the look of didn't I
