New Zealand edition
>>225444825That's like a grim Pacific Northwest
I need a buxom foid like this!
Me waiting for the zingers
never watched breaking bad
>>225444825https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NC3s3Xhphs
I'm I allowed to drink a beer and smoke a ciggie there outside?
hello NIGGAS!
>>225444865im going to the gym now. that's my zinger
This is my moment <3
an evening with poo nigga
F
/brit/ meetup
>>225444879for now yeah
based based based BASED!!!!!!
>>225444888and you're shining x
cried twice in the past 2 days
>>225444903nice, then I might visit
burnt myself making mashed potato, genuinely shocking that They let me go outside without being trapped in a bubble
>>225444904i've got the same glasses as him
in bedberg about to commence sleeptoil
>>225444904could get in trouble for this post mate
>>225444904Honourary Aryan
CORRRRRR>UK - Labour's new MP sworn in with Quran in hand. Sagal Abdi-Wali, 42, Somali-born refugee who arrived in the UK in the 1990s, has been sworn into the House of Commons. She won Keir Starmer's old seat, Holborn and St Pancras, on October 8th with 12,292 votes (45.2%), defeating Green leader Zack Polanski. First Somali-born MP in British parliamentary history
Got no motivation
>>225444887Absurd timing. Grow up.
>>225444936This is Britain
>>225444912do they not let you drink a beer and smoke a ciggie outside there that should be a basic human right
>>225444904
>>225443729interesting post. definitely his sons father
>>225444936
>>225444936why are somali women always so fat?
>>225444936why are somali birds here always fat but the blokes look fresh off the boat anorexic
Saudi Arabia brought to you by Carl's Jr and Adidas
wtf
>>225444969>>225444971asking the important questions
i bet some of you freaks buy absolute shit like this
what is death even like
this country is DONE
>>225444952Here? It's a past time activity. 10-15 people go to the hill downtown and drinks beers and smoke ciggies and listen to music with a nice view. There would be riots if it gets outlawed
>>225444913lol did this making a roux a few years ago and had to turn up to sign paperwork for a new job with a little amogus fella on my hand the whole time. the hr woman looked at me like i was mental
Sir Keir Starmer
>>225444996a sweet release
>>225444993>me grengktim
>>225444993aye but one or two at a time. not a whole box
the incel walk. fucking incel bollard here and all
>>225444949dont dim my sparkle
I gave up watching Breaking Bad at the fly episode
He's eating breakfast in heaven right now
she leaves a little sparkle wherever she goes
>>225445018
>>225444993amazon man is bringing me this tomorrow i'm very excited
did rj mitte have much of a career after breaking bad
>>225445018lush
>>225444993I buy the koka spicy stir fry in boxes of 30
>>225444904Bro thinks he's part of the team.
>>225445050what do you think
>>225444900employed tranny on the right
look at these daft little aftershave bottles
saw a cryptid earlier
>>225445060cockmogs me!
>>225445068employed tranny was it
showered but still stinkin
>>225445001I used to do that all the time I miss those days
love spraying all the fancy aftershaves in boots or duty free and not buying any
>>225445025that was silly
>>225444969>>225444971almost anything worth doing is haram except eating in excessmental that being fat was so unheard of back then that they didn't think to ban it but they did ban music drawing and blokes showing their anklesmore extreme ends ban smoking for the damage it does but they just bring themselves to get rid of cakes
>>225445006my foot heel looked like that two weeks ago
>>225444993Obviously
>>225445108is it all heeled now?
>>225445097>rorke behaving like a niqqer to own the libs
>>225445050Only other thing I saw him in was that shitty film with Ray William Johnson
he should change his name to "Unemployed Man" LOL!
>>225445126everyone does this
just searched anna gunn on nudeography and she never got her arse out not even oncehannah waddingham never got her arse or tits out either. cold and empty world
>>225445106they'll be gutted if they get to the gates of muzzie heaven and find out mohammad just forgot to write gluttony down
>>225445018Grim
if his name was dick william johnson all 3 of his names would be slang for penis
>>225445094Yeah, haven't done that in a while, a lot of my friends are starting to have kids now >>225445115I mean it doesn't look like that but yeah I got calluses on both heels from running.
the retard from breaking bad has died at 34!!! RIP!
>>225445139she got them out once in a dream and i don't even like her that much
>>225444969women cant leave the house, drink or smoke so they eat no idea how one was allowed to become an MP
think breaking bads good but don't like that they wrote the beginning of the last season without knowing how they'd end itfeels cheapened that there wasn't an artistic vision throughout & they painted themselves into a corner with the m60 and had to work around it
>Ray William Johnson
>>225445153hwl
sir fat somali
>>225445158died of what
>>225445057idk
my gazebo… it’s broken
Gravy's good tonight
>>225445153sc
>>225444977>wtfhe had cerebral palsystill early but most die before 50though i am sad he was good in BB
So depressed
Kill all the nons fuck SAKE I'm tired of arguing
What do I do if think I've developed feelings for an escort? I've seen her regularly over the past year every 2-4 weeks or so. We've talked a lot and she's been quite open with me. She seems to initiate kissing more and more each time. She's taking a break for a few months and I told her I'm going to miss to which she said she'll miss me too.She's said that when she's back we can swap books with each other which was nice. She also regularly uses cute/flirty emojis with me.I don't know what to do. I feel like if I never tell her how I feel I'd regret it forever.I don't even want to have sex with her that much any more.
/tv/ niggas are so compassionate >>>/tv/223713283
It would have been smarter for Israel to do nothing about Oct 7 other than to wail and gnash teeth and go on slowly displacing the Palestinians.Instead they blew up every school, hospital and residential area in Gaza, making the entire world hate them and want them destroyed
>>225445207thought he was pretty bad he kept slurring his lines
I'm so hungry bwossipping on some zero sugar sweet tea
>>225445191tiger tore him to pieces :(
I think the game I'm playing is Reddit
>>225445191Ligma
>>225445224what a disgusting post
>>225445224he was a drunk
>>225444977actually tragic ripgood looking young lad did a lot for himself in spite of his disability struck down in his prime yearsedgelords will take the piss but this is sad
>>225445218i guess he couldn't open na noor to a lady's heart haha
>>225445060wtf I was just thinking about a memory from 15 years ago at a strip club when a stripper complemented my perfume and I was wearing far left on this picturethis was like 10 seconds before you uploaded that picturejesus fucking christ this is weird
>yank flag>blog post
>>225445225I just had some cold green been stew with a cracker and some feta cheese, I was planning on not eating but got hungry
>>225445149Keep your mentally rapedness to yourself or self harm. We do not want to hear your thoughts
>>225445224
>>225445254ktim extremely ofteni'm a bump on the head away from schizophrenia
>>225445254>complemented>my perfume
>>225445218>>225444977real thread>>>/tv/223713706
>>225445149ayoo
>>225445177he's still a big youtuber now it's just all he makes are true crime shorts with AI generated pics and most of his viewers are indians
>>225445149bizarre post
he was engagedyou know it could have been fentanylthem yanks love a cheeky bit of FENT>>225445207His CP was so mild though
Good hair on women>pussy>armpitsBad hair on women>snail trail>legs>tacheMeh hair on women>butthole>forearms>peach fuzz
>>225445294Why on earth did you feel the need to abbreviate cerebral palsy to CP
>>225445275okay my cologne
>>225445218kek did you run to tv when you heard the news
>>225445217kekbring it up in a mature fashion leaving the decision up to hershe'll be nice about it
angy demmie
>>225445294She's quite tidy for a crippled lad
>>225445294his WHAT?
>>225445294Why does she have chinky eyes ?
getting weird tingly zappy feelings in my ears when moving my head around is it because i missed a happy pills dose
>>225445312of course
walt jr. probably killed himself in the show's universe too, lad had a rough life
>>225445303I'm a busy man
>>225445303That's what it's abbreviated to in medicine you sick fuck. Although it's funny
>>225445303because that's what it means to most of the human race you eternally online incel
You'll have to describe it better than just a "zappy feeling in your ears" is it uncomfortable
>>225445297
>>225445314he could have called it central spasticity and ataxia motor-disorder or csam for short
got a pain in my nape
>>225445336desu if my dad got terminal cancer and went on to be a drug kingpin before dying in a shootout i'd be pretty proud of him
Sir William Luther Pearce PBUH
>>225445336oh bore off you fucking toadgenuinely what has deluded you into thinking you're welcome here
>>225445350would grab that armpit hair like Amanda Thripp's pigtails and hurl her into the sea
>>225445350vomit
Just woke up and it's already 2PM. Fuck my life
https://files.catbox.moe/k71vns.jpg
he was vaccinated so… there you go
>>225445358i used to make posts like this then i took an arrow to the knee xd
>>225445297depends on the hair and the colour of the hair, ngl I do like a completely waxed pussy/asshole on blonde girl
>>225445364don't care if i'm welcome, you'll just have to sit there and take it
>>225445350Imagine how hot this would be if she had some whiskers on her chin too
#notallyankssome of them are good posters
Live every day as though it's your last.Live every day as though you're retarded.Live every day as though you're Walt Jr.
>>225445377peter norton begging me not to click this link
>>225445388hope she's gained some weight
>>225445373sc
>>225445350mmm i too am a virgin and have no experience with body hair
>Over 80% of individuals with mild CP live past the age of 58>Individuals who can walk independently or with minimal support typically match general population life spans.told you
>>225445394the 'tee hee maybe i'm a bender' gimmick isn't funny in the slightest, hence your pathetic posts being ignored thread after threadyou're basically in here talking to yourself
I knew someone with CPhe was a paedo which is why he had CP
>>225444993*hops up and down wagging my tail*me! me! me!edit: nvm get the pink one
>>225445350black hair pubes don't look good imo
Fuck sake instead of just sending an Ariana picture can you just answer my question when I'm trying to be nice and help
>>225445400ty
dam walter jr committed suiciderip lil nigga
asian pussy hair mogs
really dont want to play as a woman but i cant help it i will buy gta vi theres nothing else for it
incels are like bollards really when you think about it. just standing there
dont know how to describe it just feels weird be nice or leave me alone
>>225445436Too skinny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HS3ke0jx_soInstrumental of the best song ever made
>>22544543654 yards
really want to be a woman so i will buy gta vi
>>225445430would be a doctor or lawyer if it werent for those immigrants wouldnt youinstead youre on UC
good thing all your opinions won't influence women's shaving habits one bit
Oldest milf you'd still pipe?
Need a video game to play
>>225445460post of the least shags ever had
Women are so fucking lush
>>225445477your mum
>>225445457I am trying to be niceIt's probably not because you missed a dose though, it's more than likely the remnants of a hangoverGet some sleep
>>225445477I haven't updated my answer since the Queen diedPossibly Liz Hurley
fucked up on my first day as an evil opticianmade a spectacle
>>225445477this one and J Lo and Selma Hayek
>medicine mentioned https://youtube.com/shorts/D9JbfDykgz8?si=vfTM1S28rKZRTPLEcold and flu prophylaxis
>>225445505gp
>>225445486grow up
>>225445485true. still the gretest song ever
>>225445486Paki rape gang victim 12 years on
imagine a yank saying 'lush''lads''banter'one of you freaks vocaroo this immediately to demonstrate my point
I just want to be loved by a woman is that too much to ask
>>225445505s
>>225445477myanna buring
this looks great to me, idk why everyone is mocking it
>>225445539Brown hands
>>225445533but it's not peroxide by ecco2k
>>225445539why is that what you think of when you see a young woman
>>225445552looks like a rocket league car
>>225445350love a tidy bush but armpit hair is grim (I shave mine)
>>225445477rather not say
>>225445583are you a woman?
>>225445539sup cordy
>>225445552>heres why this design works
>>225445415>>Individuals who can walk independently or with minimal support typically match general population life spans.weird that he died 2 days after proposing and being accepted maybe he killed himself after she changed her mind
notoneoffbritishismsgreatenglishchurchesfoodsofenglandall great sites to peruse
no woman has touched my penis in 9 years
>this looks great to me, idk why everyone is mocking it
>>225445477see >>225445486
have to shave my pit (singular) because the other pit (singular) doesn't grow any hair
wonder how often men actually get to fuck their mates' mums must be rarer than shagging your teacher
>>225445609*touches your penis*
Do you like vending machines? I really like vending machines
Just found out about the passing of RJ Mitte and now I’m feeling very sad
>>225445350would scran the lot
>>225445477im 24 and could not imagine having sex with a girl older than 30 and even than if she had any wrinkles it would put me offjust too gay so realistically my age limit is 18-25
>>225445622they'd never believe you anyway
>>225445533not even the best pink floyd songthat would be comfortably numb or time
our personalities carry over across lives ladswe have the same personalities and experiences over and over again. so if you're a virgin freak in this life then you'll be a virgin freak in the next 500 lives and you've already been a virgin freak in the previous 500 lives
>>225445599no
>>225445640grow up little boy
>>225445572>>225445602you are paedophiles
>>225445552oh god it's back and it's evolved
>>225445622i'm friends with my dad and he's shagged my mum
>>225445477syren de mer
>>225445636topped himself apparently, all very girmwonder what pushed him to itmust have had mental health
>>225445622For chad anything is possible
>>225445658You are extremely mentally ill mate
>>225445622Nah it's likely much more common. You fancy your friend's mom?
>>225445552>why everyone is mocking itpeople wondered why electric cars need to look like petrol cars and now they are complaining why electric cars dont like petrol carsjust a cycle which has occured a few times because people want cars to look like petrol cars for no reason other than habit
shagging my pet rorke
wish I had an ugly gf
>>225445693hi
>>225445655>you are not grow up unless you like 40 year old womenna bro im okay you can have all of them ill stick with fresh girls
>>225445693>no ugly awkward uncoordinated gf that can't dance
>>225445693ugly girls = self esteem issues = need for validation = less loyalunfortunate truth, one guy showing them affection won't make up for a lifetime of feelings of inadequacy
the "ugly" gf
>>225445149this is genuinely the gayest nigga alive, i'm cracking up here
>>225445693>ugly girl makes tiktok saying she's ugly>1 billion simps in her inbox time to make up more scenarios for me to get angry at
>>225445207>he had cerebral palsy still early but most die before 50it's confirmed he killed himself ok Dr. Anon
>>225445149very normal to think like this
>>225445693
>>225445727she is perfect
Asmr wanktoil
>>225445755would
>>225445751>propose to a girl>kill yourself 2 days laterhe just helped cure hypergamy for us
>>225445717Looks like Mr Bean's bird
ahaha
>>225445755not really ugly she kinda cute and has a breedable tummy
do you think it's more noble to calmly accept the tragedies of life or to fight back and put an end to everything
>tfw will never be an architect why even live
>>225445779>fight back and put an end to everythingexplain
>>225445721this is like when women say that ugly men are more likely to cheat because they'll always want to upgradejust not true
>>225445779just clean your room rorke you grim cunt
sending my love to all the people out there with CP
>>225445779noblesse oblige Liz Lemon
>>225445775
sticking my tongue out as i carefully calculate the distance and timing before hammering all 5 fingers, not even holding any nails
>>225445792
not sure if this is scotchpole or just pole
>>225445775imagine the smell
ugly women cheat all the time and they get way more sex it's the opposite for ugly men
>>225445788to dieto sleep
w-well, th-th-th-this is it, i'm really gonna kuh-kill myself.... on the count-tuh of potato....
>>225445779what the fuck does fight back and put an end to everything mean you melodramatic freakazoidlife's grim, it's not noble to grin and bear it it's just what you do once you're an adulteveryone's forced to deal with the transition from childhood to adulthood, removing the shelter we provide to children from the hardships and realities of existenceyou think 90% of people wake up with a grin on their face?
typing on my err gay mongic keyboard
>>225445779The truly noble option is to fight back and WIN instead of just giving in and lying down to die. Why the fuck do you think those are the only two options.
>>225445784edna mode looking ahh
>>225445777
>>225445789>this is like [completely separate scenario]>therefore it isn't true you're too dumb to reply to my posts
>>225445779i dont think about stuff like that
backed by science
>>225445843wrong thread see you in three days :)
>>225445854they're similar in that they're both nonsenseif you reply to this post then you're gay
>>225445807had the flat to myself for a few nights, and when the cats are away the mice shall play(ordered pizza, played some games and posted on /brit/)
>they're similar in that they're both nonsensethe final cope of the virgin freak when he realises his only attainable dream is also a nightmare
>>225445876Comfy
>>225445870done him
we often think things are worse than they really are
wish i worked at currysyou just walk around all day surrounded by big tvs and new phones purple jumpers that's the life
dont understand the carry on with funerals when I die you could flush me down the toilet for all I care take turns shagging my dead bum and mouth I wont be there ill be gone
love my african wife and intend to marry her (she is already my wife because I love her but the marriage will make her my wife wife) and have children with her
>>225445885>repliedyep, you're gay
>>225445910that's the life, is it?
>>225445910and pensioners and biomass ask you questions all day
I remember a french bird at toil telling me all about her friend who she couldn't understand was single, and the first thing she said when I asked her what she was like was 'she has a really good job'. genuinely mental what a number has been done on mediocre women and their love of irrelevant work.
>>225445861ugly people are evil. everybody knows this but its tough
>>225445910
>>225445920>I wont be there ill be gone>he doesn't realise your soul is trapped in your body until proper death rites are observed
Standing over the toilet bowl making myself be sick in protest over the lack of Mousey
>>225445910>>225445920>>225445922Incredible variety of posts
>>225445910>currys>>225445920>carry>>225445922>marryhmmmmmmmmmm
>>225445922bit gay
>>225445942did he have sex at the end, i dont remember
>>225445955>>225445957what's going on here
Steve Cooper was really ugly but he achieved great things despite it.
>>225445947dont believe in that mumbo jumbo grow up if youve ever seen someone die you'd know they just leave when the lights go out they arent there
>>225445957based pattern seeker
>>225445955>>225445957wtf
>>225445955>>225445957hmmmmmmmm>>225445965>>225445980HMMMMMMMMM
>>225445973i didnt say they couldnt achieve great things i said they were evil
>>225445975a grim eternity awaits you lad
arrycord raid
>>225445957GCHQ in the building
>>225445973A lot of successful people are ugly
im turning into peanut butter
thread is approaching singularity of conscience
>>225445986>>225445957Alri Siegward of Catarina
I had chronic recurring pain in my feet last year to the point I spent a few fortnights stuck in my bed pissing and shitting in a pot and dadberg emptying them and I genuinely thought of ending it (was worried it might the start of a permanent condition) so I definitely sympathise with someone living with cerebral palsy.RIP Flybb
>>225446004im jelly
>>225445964Honestly I forgot too. The ending of the movie must've not been very good
>>225445973he had big eyelidshad to tilt his head back when he was driving
>>225445992>>225445992
>>225445910remember when I wanted to buy my laptop from curries and instead of just letting me buy it, I had 'wait for (some guy) to attend to you'. had to wait like 10 fucking minutes. eventually some guy comes out and I have to sit down with him like we're having a meeting.>your email?why do you need that?>for your digital receipt that's okay>then your address? your street number? your post code?what the fuck, no>no digital receipt then. so insurance for this is (some robbery number)I don't want insurance, thanks>*absolutely hateful look* well that seems quite foolish, it's a very expensive purchaseyeah I'm finethen finally I could just fucking buy the thing at the till. my overall feelings towards curries (the electrical goods shop, not the food): bad
nonce edish
>>225446011>s___ of c___>>225446012>S___ of C___lads???????????
>>225446063>>225446063>>225446063
>>225446022they make commission on that stuff and the upsells. They seethe if you go in and just buy stuff currys make no money off that. But that flips if they have a brand rep there, then they will give you extra deals just to make sure they can secure a sale to meet targets. That's why it's good to go to ones with brand reps.
