Lady Britannia Edition
rorke saving pictures of schoolchildren on his phone to post as the new
>>225446016might rewatch it, comedies from that era were fun
part time job at a takeaway but telling people i work at currys
F for icel*Nders
>>225446039sc
>>225446038Superbad is just as funny on the 10th watch as it is on the 1st. One of the few truly classic comedies from the 2000s
mental that brit is just 30 lads, 25 shaggers and 5 virgins
heh you may have lived a godly life but you see after you died people didn't follow my exact rules about how to dispose of your body so therefore you don't get to go to heaven LOL!!!
>>225446027This image was posted by national media outlets in connection with a news story about suppression of patriotic sentiment in schools. You are mentally ill.
>>225446060grow up
got my hair cut at an actual barber instead of doing it myself for the first time in 10 years and he was nice and didn't take the piss out of me or anything and now my hair looks nice and i'm not scared of going back :)
non heatherfreak edish>>225446063>>225446063>>225446063
>>225446080Well done lad x
>>225446080I'm bald
>>225446080Proud of you Rorke
Worked in a shoe store for a bit earlier this year, until someone I knew from high school came in and talked to me. Got so embarrassed I stopped showing up the next week
>>225446080going to one for the first time in a few years myself soonany advice for a wayward sensitive young man
important:https://strawpoll.com/ajnE1l25xnW
>>225446060whys he suck a prick?
cumming out of my willy
rorke going to the barbers then hearing the dreaded question>what you do for work then mate?
corr spaff and so obn
>>225446080has a barber ever taken the piss out of you before or was that just an irrational fear
>>225446097screamer don't click
newly promoted football manager seems like the hardest job in the world
>>225446095Well they already knew so you should just have stayed. Bit daft
>>225446056I watched that only 1 time, was a blast though
>>225446060roaaaaar it do be like that >you have involuntary attraction to men of legal age and engage in consensual sex with them in private? Heh! Enjoy hell!
>>225446097mcafee
>>225445992rorkette
>>225446097>>225446097>>225446097important
>>225446132not clicking your keylogger mate
>>225446097prefer not to say
>>225446088>>225446093ty!>>225446096>any advice for a wayward sensitive young manno not really i just said my hair was a bit of a mess and needed sorted out so it looked more intentional>>225446112no but i just assumed it was incredibly obvious that i'd been self trimming it with dull scissors and a beard trimmer for a decade
>>225446150jfs and vpn fags not welcome>>225446149newfag
>>225446132no thx
can't believe Jesse `yo bitch` off Breaking Bad diedhe had so much left to give
>>225446089same>>225446080is it normal for bald people to go just to get their beard done?
>>225446155that's a bit like worrying the doctor will laugh at you for being sick
shagging
>>225446115what about newly promoted child seamster at a new dehli primark sweat shop
>>225446155post pics ladcensor face ofc
>>225446165>newfagbizarre outburst
*disembarks the HMS Incel after a 10 year voyage*Nary a shag!
>>225446173Barbers in this country will deliberately give you a dead trim if they think youre an incel stops you from coming back and ruining their reputation
>>225446173i can worry about anything>>225446183would rather die than do that sorry
I go to an expensive barbers as due to having medium length hair I get it cut once every 3 months and my hair genuinely looks model tier when I step out the shop
>>225446196contribute to board culture lad imagine the (you)s
On Friday I'll ask Diego WHY did God kill the man from Breaking Bad. Why he did it? What should I believe in God for?
>russian missiles have hit ukraine after america threatened to pull survelainceits over. the uk must now enforce conscription to defend europe in the east
>>225446193i can't say i've ever experienced that befo-ahhh, i get it now.
Russian missiles just blew up the house next door
>only 4 incels ittinteresting
the only thing in my head is 5 grams of cocaine
>>225446239
a russian missile just hit me directly in the bollocks
>>225446245love that nigga like you wouldnt believe
>>225446248corr
>>225446253Is DMT carcinogenic?
>>225446234i am but i didn't do the survey
>>225446253true...
riots coming to UK
>>225446258had to join in on that song at a work karaoke night but couldn't keep up with everyone else
>>225446281Why's that then
>>225446085
it's a pussy riot
>>225446205does it make that much of a difference, how much do you pay?
lol this /g/ anon seething he lost his porn
let's go cringemaxx! *claps*let's go cringemaxx! *claps*let's go cringemaxx! *claps*
>>225446285most of my favourite music i cant do at karaoke now since woke. cant exactly sing "show no love to homo thugs" when i'm a middle manager
>>225446306>My face is literally feelsguy.pngyeah a real person definitely wrote this
>>225446281yes riots is going to coming to uk very soon
>>225446306>storing porn in cloud storagewtf
>>225446317How you gonna explain fucking a man?
>>225446306>muh porm>muh gas
>>225446300£50 and I think so, plus it's a nice place and I usually plan my cuts around nights out.
>>225446291same reason it's happening in France and Belgium
>>225446345pakis, nickgers and Palestine?
do you think it's more noble to calmly accept the tragedies of life or to fight back and put an end to everything
rorke's mum stuck in a washing machine and can only get out by getting fucked out by rorke
>>225446364>didn't get the answers you wanted the first time so you posted it again award
i hate when i take the easy way and it's actually harder
so i asked leftypol what the solution to rising racism ishe said it is because of the far right and that the far right dies out when when there is a stable economyis he right? would we all go back to being lefties when the economy is stable again?
Save Ukranian qts!
>>225446253rorke smoking a twig
>>225446344interesting, i've never paid more than 10 euro, is it a guy?
>>225446345retard
>>225446392I used to pay £10 and now they charge £25
>>225446392wtf how is it that cheap, i can't get one for less than £19
>>225446390so a missile nearly hits a ukrainian woman and the problem is suddenly protecting ukrainian womenbrother, millions of ukrainian men are dead and no one cares about themukrainian women fled the country the very second shit hit the bed
>>225446388yeah 'course
>>225446253>all smoke is toxicwhich is why people have used smoke for the past million years to remove parasitesyes smoke is toxic depending on the victim but humans have evolved beyond wood smoke :)
my parents are both 50 now, scary seeing them get older
>>225446358yes>>225446398here's one of them
>>225446061thats what you tell yourself when youve got your member in your hand doing the devils work
>>225446404Men are completely disposable.
always think about killing myself at night, i wonder why that happens
>>225446422well my dads fucking dead so ive mogged you there
The Binturong animal
>>225446434why did he die
>>225446098Dark triad personality disorder most likely. Some traits associated with it are culturally valued in the Middle East.
>>225446427woman mentality
>>225446390actually insane to catch this on camera
>>225446016>>225446401I used to pay 5, a few years agoMy girl charges me 7.50, but sometimes I've had it done in other cities. I usually give her a 10 cause she does a great job and I've been going for her for years.
someone set malaponte off again... SIGHHHHHHHHH..............
>>225446437kys malaponte
>>225446451lol meant to tag you>>225446403
m'lady demmie
>>225446435
>>225446439he had checks every year or 6 months or something for skin cancer cause he had a melanoma cut out once and then he went back one day and ar brave nhs heros said whoopsies btw you have a melanoma and oops its stage 4 now and its metastasized to your liver too btw teehee and then he died in agony 3 weeks later
farte diem
>>225446491...
>>225446485fuck :/
>>225446462
>Tobey Maguire officiates the wedding of his ex-wife and her new husband, a billionaire heir.
>>225446437
>>225446431sunlight is uplifting, we're daytime creatures our bodies tell us to hop on road when the sun is out
imagine if you went to the doctor and he gave you 500 grams of heroin instead of paracetamol
>>225446040Meanwhile, in the current century
>>225446536
during uni a girl asked me if we wanted to go out somewhere just usafter hitting up a few pubs she said she had to go see her mum and i never saw her againmad how she was the one to ask the question in the first place and then she leaves suddenlymust be something deeply wrong with me
*enters the thread*
nigga was lurking waiting for someone to mention iceland
>>225446542id take it all in one go like that russian fella
>>225446525
Malaponte melty
why is malaponte (a big fat brown man) obsessed with ukraine anyway
>>225446542I'd flush it down the toilet and report the incident
im so ill i feel like shit don’t want to go to sleep because I know when I wake up in the morning I’m going to feel even worse
>>225446583his personality boils down to "whatever the average person feels at this particular moment is bad"
>>225446542What's the street value on that roughly?
>>225446583>>225446571
A lot of people on here say theyd like to try heroin when they die but dont most people do that anyway in hospice they basically give you morphine til you die
>>225446583He's an orientalist Duginist creep who hates the West because it hates him
>>225446607>A lot of people on here say theyd like to try heroin when they dieyou just made this up
bit jealous of the alchys junkies and freaks, out there living there best lives they know what they are and live it to the fullest, my life well this is no life at all
>>225446523Made me donate a few hundred dollars more. Hope it kills a Russian.
I’ve done heroin before it really is as good as you think it is
did a think
just had a wank but i was no satisfised with itwas not a good wank probably a 3/10that means i will likely do another one later tonight
>>225446485grim but that being said dont think hes missing much in this gay world
imagine at that age your brain is basically donezo anyways and heroin feels like nothing because there's no pathways to light up anymore
>complain about my life on a phone call with cousin at a train station >Some construction worker says I sound like a spoiled bitch >After I hang up immediately tells me I I have no reason to be such a pussy >Says he would kill a man Infront of his own mother to he my age >Says if he was my dad he smack the shit out of me I gotta leave boston
wasted like 4 hours trying to measure the radius arc of a curved slot pathsalty because I did this in school and uni a million times but the one time I actually need to use it in a real world application I can't do it going to sulk all night
i've seen that one before charlie
>parents both 50dad is 72it's grim
right so i predicted the collapse of society in the uk by 2030got 4 years left not sure if it will happen
think if a significant amount of bad things happened to me i would probably just say fuck it and become a grim druggy or something like thatlike when you're losing irreparably badly in a racing game so you just start driving the wrong way on purpose
>>225446642Wouldn't surprise me if he was right
>>225446656Nigga name Gwynfor
>>225446642you told him it was HIS choice to pick a mongo career choice and that he'll probably be addicted to meth in 10 years to fight the back pain right
>>225446669Define losing
>>225446642do like the 'act mean but are nice' meme of north eastern yanksreckon it breeds good folkdem, not concerned with appearing nice but well intentioned
>>225446682see>>225446682
>>225446657mine both dead before they reached 60 unhealthy gimps
>>225446669I'd just nick a boat and sail to China
>>225446672Nigga name Timothy
>>225446657My mum turned 70 this year
>>225446483Cuwte
>>225446700decrepit old hag
ni ni
still got all my parents and grandparents
>>225446669>like when you're losing irreparably badly in a racing game so you just start driving the wrong way on purposektimall it takes is one fuck up too and your entire momentum is crushed instantly and there's nothing you can do about itwith life I think there's a 3 strikes rule
so maladjusted that if my parents were to die i wouldn't even know how to get a suit that fit proper to go to their funeral
>>225446717all my grandparents died before I was born because my parents decide to have me at 35
>>225446715night lad
>>225446712be quiet>>225446700will be in pieces when the inevitable happens, cherish the time you havei make an effort to take her on days out to places she wouldn't otherwise go to, can tell it means a lot to her
>>225445992should I watch the Peep Show?
>>225446671I just told my cousin that my life would only improve if I was mangled by a city bus and that I tried to kill myself earlier jumping off a bridge but turns out 20 feet isn't alot
>>225446719Go to taylor
>>225446736are you actually russian? if so where do you live? if you're not bri'ish you might not get it
mumberg genuinely hasn't got it into her head that she produced a waste of spacemumberg sorry, there is ZERO chance I'm ever having childrenit's over, our line is a failure, it dies with meit is what it is
>>225446715nite
Barely made it through my dad dying and I was dosed up on SSNIMight actually be over for me when mum dies. Need to find a wife and have a child asap so I feel obligated to suffer through
>>225446754He’s vpn
>>225446762guess im lucky in that regard i have 5 brothers several of which have children im just that ugly secret thats kept hidden away in the backroom upstairs
>>225446718it's really unfortunately how unyielding society is to even mild fuckups like the moment you stray from a successful path it permanently derails you in adulthood, you never really can get back to the "normal" post collegiate career path again.
>>225446762samemine seems to think i'm going to become prime minister and have a hundred kids with 10 different wivesshe's so delusional
Russian bots malfunctioning LOLhttps://x.com/The_Ops_Room/status/2109617511016632744
>>225446778nah not true, at least in this country
>>225446775ktim!!!!!!!!
>>225446754yeah, Moscow, kinda like brittish humor and also shorts from this show
>>225446762my issues are genetic and from her side so really her fault in the first place
>>225446792that's a nice breakfast
>>225446796Zigger scum. Orc. Subhuman. Mongol. You and your entire family will be killed.
>>225446741Why would your life improve if you did that, what's going on with you?
>>225446811ok calm down cody, shit
>>225446792>this was a top shagger in 2002christ we've got it rough
>>225446792thought that was anton dec on the right
13.8 billion years of this shit
>>225446792That's Pete Burns and Ant from Ant & Dec
>>225446811calma
>>225446607Went to the hospital for an injury once and they gave me a tiny dose of fentanyl Feels remarkably similar to Hydrocodone. Made my entire body feel warm, dulling the pain Heroin is basically the same feeling as hydrocodone or any other opiod. A warm feeling coming from inside you. I can see how people could get addicted to it
>>225446828>>225446823scr
me when i get a Guinness to fit in but it tastes like poo water
>>225446811have you not noticed that no one in this thread cares about the ukraine war it's just your raped yank mind that attributes significance to it, try to align with the thread culture please
>>225446799Your mom should really apologize to you for that
want to take a walk down the local nature path at night but im scared of the dark
>>225446563he has a good point
>>225446485could your dad have sued NHS for negligence?
>>225446844wonder if zuck regrets not spending a couple of years leveraging his billions to shag 10/10s instead of launching straight into marriage with an ugly asian woman
>>225446823It literally is Ant from Ant & Dec
still don't understand what nick land is on about
> Hassan Shah tried to rape woman who was dying or already dead in Bradford city centreleftypols object of worship
>>225446861back in my peak incelwalk days i'd sometimes find myself in complete pitch black darknessit's extremely comfy
>>225446861i will come with you ok
>>225446879it's all drivel, don't worry about it
>>225446877they all do it on the sidelet's be real here
>>225446844he actually looks quite pumpable here
>>225446775hope at least one of my siblings has a familyparents say they dont mind im gay but of course they do
>>225446884SCREEAAAMING
>>225446877It’s common knowledge that billionaires marry a mid and have her raise the kids while they shag 10s on the side
when I was a kid I wanted to be a giant lion driving a motorbike would draw pictures of it constantly
> NEW: A special constable has been sacked from the police after not paying £1.20 for carrier bags at Sainsbury's Loooool serves the pig cunt right enjoy unemployment
>>225446897ok, thank you
the totally accurate £3 body composition scan at the gym said i am thin muscular and 17% body fat not bad
>>225446906>Due to Shah's disability and the finding that he was 'unfit to plead' he cannot face a prison sentence for his offending, but the judge will have to decide if a hospital order, a supervision order or a discharge is appropriate in his case.roar
was once with an ex in the lake district and we sat by derwentwater one night, i could hear an owl hooting and it was the first time i'd heard an owl, i sat there in the bliss of the moment until she said she was scared in the dark so we had to go back to the airbnbdumb bitch
i look like an animal crossing
Here's a /brit/ post. Upside to Palantir like systems is the downside, it'll be the complete reworking of our value systems and judgements. It won't operate like a person given semi-omniscience with human goals and drives and biases, it'll operate as nooticer in chief and could help us reconfigure institutions beyond what we've got now, because what we've got now is byzantine and frequently malicious and barbaric and seems to favor crypto-psychopathy.
what happens in indian culture if you fuck another man's wifebecause i think the indian milf dentist is giving me signals
>>225446926HOWLING #YOOKAY
not my image
>>225446947what a wokey
>>225446923it also said my metabolic age is 24. my actual age is 30
>>225446937251 gun-related homicides, murders, or unintentional shootings in the last week
the body composition scan at the gym said im gay niger
monitoring the thread but not saying anything
fuck off while it put my whole fist up my arse to squelch my dinner up
meta bollocks
it's over
>He's an orientalist Duginist creep who hates the West because it hates him>Made me donate a few hundred dollars more. Hope it kills a Russian.>Russian bots malfunctioning LOL
goodnight birt
i watch jewish comedies, marvel films, and love island>>225447000another zuckerberg project thatll fail
>>225447010
>>225447004stopped watching neighbours and started watching that british one with the laundromattragic
chad memes in the big 26
silence /brit/, the mentally ill are posting
you havent been wanking to your cousins facebook again, have you?
just saw gigachad in my bathroom eating poo out of the toilet
>>225447079Forced bi
malaponte starting his daily off-topic spam for which he never gets banned again is it
https://x.com/veizau/status/2109756536381960484damn
lots of off topic posts here
>>225447016nite
>>225447124so so sadsuch a nice kidrip
>>225447124I wonder why so many celebrities and actors have major depression issues, when they are objectively doing better than 99% of society. It's such a strange thing
>MUMMY!>THEY'RE POSTIN OFF TOPIC IN /BRIT/!!!!
>>225447065me doing chad memes in 2050
>>225447155your life is incredible
Life is circling the drain. I can feel vietnam calling out to me
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> my post is over here>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> might put some other shit over here too>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> important shit
https://x.com/Nathanharl27173/status/2109276716497829968mandem actiiive
sorry i don't click x links
im so sexymmmmmmmmso fucking sexyyeah
yanks back in the filternow im going BEDBYE FOR TODAY
>>225447203we never used to have these foreigners in the streets fighting with knives
>>225447152Scrutiny and constant exposure to all mad man-made systems. Contracts and law and managers and cliques and secret sewing circle societies and eyes wide shut and politics.
>>225447264they aren't foreigners, rorke
still get piss taken out of me years later for playing Burzum on the auxthe zoomers would call that a generational aura loss
>>225447334racial aliens, checkmate
>>225447294>Scrutinywho was scrutinizing RJ Mitte? Even in the years immediately after breaking bad ended, I think he wasn't really *that* recognizable. Aside from having cerebral palsy he is a very generic looking face.
just shaved off my massive arab beard probably a mistake that look like a sad old woman
>>225447371go to bed. it's american hours now your kind aren't welcome here. don't make me add your shithole to the filter
>>225447342I was. Can't trust people with crutches.
>>225447371last time i shaved my sister said that my chin looked a lot weakernever again
>>225447341they're british, rorke
>>225447404you shaved your sister?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zzdy_b2OtAo
leftypol: heyyyy sexy ladyrorke: op, op op, op opboth: oppa gangnam style
>>225447432lovely trans women <3
dont like the song "Dragula" but it gets stuck in my head so i have to listen to it
>>225447416cos a bit of paper says they are aye
>>225447404>last time i shaved my sisterbizarre past-time
>>225447459sir rob zombie
I felt depressed and made this since my life sucks it's my sloppa
>>225447371
>>225447530big benji eh? whats he like the cheeky fella
Can't trust people with crutches because not every time they knock glasses down off counters or make you bend down to pick up their keys is on accident and you can just tell sometimes that they meant to do it or didn't try to stop themselves.
