Prev >>225448045Sleepwear edition
>>225450003four is obv the best. the part outside the blanket is covered but you’re not cooking your balls
>>2254500032, good lord we're not barbarians here
there is a disturbance in the threadmy heart is troubled in this time
>>225450003Lately it's been 1 but long sleeve. Used to be 6 but I had a baby and feeding your son in the middle of the night butt ass naked is just uncomfortable
>>225450068How do you breastfeed with your shirt on
/cum/ so slow we can't even split the thread properly anymore
>>2254500033, I'd do 6 but that seems like I'd need to wash the bedsheets more frequently
>>225450082The wagies are asleep. They’ve got a big day tomorrow!
Great, the escort I was going to lose my virginity to moved locations. She was the only one I was attracted to
thoughts on this video game i just made?
>>225450098@gock is this true
>>225450087I have toil on the morrow but that doesn't stop me from being drumk right now
>>225450098>ENG USYeah this nigga is not Brazilian
I nutted inside an 18 yr old and I wanna nut in a woman again
I've noticed that whenever my parents fought, the word "cunt" seemed to drive my mom into a feral rage like no other.What is the psychology of this?
>>225450119Ackshually, there's a pretty well-known bug with Wangblows that has existed for many years where certain programs for some reason force the US English keyboard to be added and switched to in the list of keyboard layouts. It's even more annoying than it sounds because you can't immediatly remove it, since you never properly added it in the first place. Therefore, you have to manually add US English, then remove it, and only then does it go away. I used to have this each and every single time I would launch TF2, for example.t. frog
>>225450128North American women have been taught that “cunt” is “the n-word for women,” therefore they’re supposed to chimp whenever they hear it. It’s especially funny when it’s a total nothingburger in places like Britain or Australia
>>225450123I have never even cuddled with a woman
>>225450123working hard or hardly working
clean it up janny
>>225450128>>225450138My fellow leaf is correct, someone decided that cunt is the worst possible swear word for foids in American english and it's usually considered so vulgar that it isn't even used in North American media often.
French war propaganda reads like left wing memes with the wall of text.
>>225450128would your dad really call your mom that? What white trash
When you think of WWII propaganda, you probably think of drawn or painted posters. But American propaganda was already dabbling in using photography in recruitment propaganda.
>>225450187ayo he hittin the dab
>>225450166It's like how whenever you see English & French dual translations in Canada, the French one is always like 25% to 50% longer for no reason. Plus mots = plus bien, ou quelque chose
>>225450139I empathize with you>>225450151I doomscrolled for 10 hrs a day today
Just clipped my raptor claw sized toenails
>>225450187why would they need recruitment? Just conscript everyone. What's Timmy gonna do?
hello cumstains
>>225450225Millions of saars fought for the British lol
4chan captcha takes up so many steps and time it feels the same as starting a new social media account it's fucking bullshit
>>225450225It seems like photographic propaganda was used by the US in WWII when targeting ethnic minorities. Who knows why? Maybe they thought ethnics respond better to images than they do drawings.
>>225450244Funny how Joe Louis back then would be like LaQuavious or Tyrone now as a stereotypical black name
>>225450093Plenty of crackwhores in the sea don't lose hope
>>225450211That pic is dumb though, you're comparing apples and oranges. The sentence on the left is nonsensical to begin with, Google simply deduced its full meaning and then translated a complete formal sentence. You could, however, provide a faithful translation with just "pourquoi l'anglais est plus court que les traductions françaises", but it would be just as retarded as the original sentence.
>>225450236>forcing anons to solve 12 captchas just to post>half the time still doesn't let you anywaysGee, I wonder why traffic is so down
>>225450255Not really, Joe Louis was really famous. This poster is like if the American army got some mega famous sports superstar to enlist and make propaganda with.
Generating my dream wife with AI
https://youtu.be/47TPFnxzp3c
Women are like having a delicious steak an inch away from your mouth but if you act like you're hungry or take a whiff the steak gives you a disgusted look and walks away, and you're left unsated
>>225450265Your dream wife is a dude?
growing up is realizing japanese people are retarded
why can't we have 3 day weekends all the time?
>>225450281That looks like a guy to you?
>>225450262Diddy blud, I know that, but he was an immediately recognizable black person. Back then niggas was named Joe, Willy, and shit like that, y'feel me? Every nigga runnin' round now named DeShantae or some such negronious nonsense
>>225450272what if you just rape the steak
>>225450291
>>225450270You telling me a Brazilian posted this? Yeah, nah
growing up is realizing asian people have no soul
Feminists always talk about men oppressing women, but they never mention women shaming men into death. We need truth and reconciliation.
>>225450003Me it's 1 & 2.
>>225450308That's just women, women are like that everywhere (evil & retarded)
>>225450311I met her in São Paulo last week
>>225450316Women are like jews, they simultaneous claimed to be oppressed & needing special privileges or innately superior whenever the situation warrants it.
>>225450301Easier said than done..
>>225450325My freshman year roommate used to watch her videos, probably while wishing I would leave so he could jack off
When I was a kid a million years ago in the 90s, a lot of men in their 20s and 30s would have horrifically bad injuries to their hands, arms, legs, and even face on a regular basis from the various work they did as mechanics, welders, and farmers. Now, having done all that stuff myself, I tend to think that those men of the past must have been fucking retarded to keep mutilating themselves all the time like that.
>>225450360I remember people posting fake nudes of her on /b/ back in the day
>>225450361Some of those guys would go to work drunk or on drugs more often then they were sober
Like>uncle walks in with several massive open third degree deep burn wounds on his leg>ask him what happened>oh I was working on a motorcycle while it was running and it fell over on my leg because I was wearing nothing but boxer shorts at the time This was considered very normal. No ER visit necessary.
>>225450375They passed out oxycontin like candy back then.
>>225450379If hes fine with it, and didn't die then ER wasn't necessary You sound like a bitch
>>225450265anything possible and you went with that? really?
For me my dream AI waifu would have large voluptuous breasts, styled bigly, round and succulent
im low t
>>225450265>>225450396I strongly suspect he likes Eva Green
>>225450389>didn't dieThat lifestyle adds up, shaves decades off your lifespan or ruins your quality of life if you're lucky enough to see 60. Drug induced parkin syndrome is a big problem with them now if they're still living, they can hardly feed themselves sometimes without a cocktail of anti-seizure drugs.
>>225450403same
>>225450406who doesn't like Eva Greentrans women, maybe, out of jealousy
>>225450265Spooky face at the top right
>>225450265that's just elizabeth olsen with black hair dye
time to lock in
any girls here want to come to brazil, come to house, just chill out
drinking jack all by myselfhes from texas i can tell
Oh no, my correague has been poisoned. I wonder who could do such a thing, certainly not me, his most trusted advisor...
>>225450477suzuki snaketongue
Checking out some Swedish tv
I think I can see the future in my dreams
>>225450003I’m 2-3 but with socks on since my toesies get cold
>>225450531This tweet is offensive against unattractive men such as myself
>>225450538I can warm your toes whenever you want
Will the AI and semiconductor markets die?
>>225450559no
>>225450559no way
will china save us
>>225450616>chinamore like chile
>>225450616No
>>225450559information yearns to be free
women would kill me, extract my skull, boil and sow my skin and give my shrunken head to chad if it made his dick twitch one time
and this applies to death, too, information yearns not to ever stop...that is why we're here, we're not here to do shit with our hands, we're born cogitators, trippers, like the mythic idea of god creating the world, you know? mannnnn
What will the world look like in 10 years???
>>225450531He's just wearing a black tshirt
>>225450655A smoldering nuclear wasteland
>>225450655Hopefully it will at least be cyberpunk
>>225450669fate wouldnt be so kind
fuck a duck!
>>225450655the same but a little worse
>>225450531What a dumb ho
>>225450733That's the real nightmare https://youtu.be/-g0KKIHJgas
There's nothing even offensive about the joke. everyone who's gone to the gym has seen what he's describing
goodnight
>>225450756I think the problem is that it’s not funny. It’s a sort of out of shape guy just saying women dress like whores now. Is this where comedians are at in the age of Joe Rogan
>>225450546I’m not a cute little twink
>>225450531that isn't ironic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzBeL-8ZSRM
What's your Raising Cane's order?
Shall be doing legs in the gym tomorrow lads
>>225450810>sort of out of shape guy just saying women dress like whores now.Right but they do at the gym. Him being out of shape has no bearing on the truth of the observation I didn't find it laugh out loud funny but it got a chuckle out meNever heard of this guy until I saw this story
ok don’t get mad but Shane Gillis kinda look like he got a extra chromosome lol
ive never even spoke to women, you think im joking im not
>>225450839Tendies
Russians getting choked out by nons in the metro. lmao nowhere is safe
>>225450853him being out of shape is the only funny part because you know he didn’t really go to a gym
Literally what is mysognistic about the joke? Explain itGirls wearing booty shorts with half their ass out in the gym are objectively dressing similar to whores
>>225450859I never think you're joking
>>225450531my uncancellable DAWG
>>225450839They don't have those here
>>225450865You type like you talk with a catty gay lisp
>>225450616
>>225450853“have you noticed women dress like whores” got a chuckle out of you? Be honest do you also laugh at Joe Rogan humping the stool
What if Shane Gillis was a fishman and his name was Shane Gills
>>225450876how is that funny. Where is the joke
>>225450864At least when a guy is getting killed in a civilized country people pretend not to notice instead of staring
its not a joke its just real
>>225450902Where's the mysogny? You keep deflecting to random other bullshit. >>225450890Never listened to Joe Rogan in my life.
I’m old enough to remember when comedians were supposed to be funny, there was sort of a social contract that they were there to make you laugh. I don’t know what sort of postmodern shit is going on now where a bunch of incels just want to hear someone call women whores and will seal clap for it without even cracking a smile
>>225450003how can you tell the difference between can and cantarr soundeu seimoo
>>225450930the t at the end, kim
>>225450927kek well said
eatin' a fat burrito incognito
>>225450927What is postmodern about it?You're a real dumbass>>225450943Samefag
>>225450896(shane gillis voice) huhuhuhuh, what am I like one of the deep ones or something?
>>225450923asking what joke a comedian made is not deflecting lol
swear to god you guys always argue about the most inane, meangingless shit
>>225450968It's comedy for mid white dudes who laugh whenever someone says fag or whore so basically other incel white guys like Shane himself
been sad lately and want to cry but there's really no reason to so I won't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8HhOMNrulE
>>225450927I hate foid "comedians" the worst. All they talk about is their vagina
Misogyny is when you observe basic things around you Can't do that That half naked girl is actually dressed like a nun
watching the only vtuber I follow react to videos
> the....vtuber I follow
>>225451059she's a cute german girl who constantly has to ask chat "how do you call that?"
have the SAARS gotten to ja/ck/?
>>225451070did NOT ask nor does it make it any less pathetic
>>225451079she tells me fun facts about german culture :)
>>225451099
>>225451044why you gatekeeping man share the fun
Germans in 1938 were like>depressed?>have low blood pressure?>fatigued?>sleepy?>Try Methamphetamine!
>>225451108She a traditionally trained blacksmith as well!>>225451110I don't trust you guys to not be mean to her
>>225451134to be fair, we did that too
>>225451150Ether is not meth. It's highly underrated as a drug. Really should have taken off but never did. The Dreamcast of substances.
>>225450003For me it's 2
>>225451150kind of crazy that ether as a societal problem just practically disappeared overnight thanks to the soviets, there were points in time in europe where it was more popular than alcohol and in eastern europe it would take out entire villages with how widely available and addictive it was >>225451196It did take off it was a legitimate problem in the 1930s that we've largely forgotten about today, Stalin led a crusade against the stuff and cracked down on it which stopped the import and export from eastern europe which combined with ww2 killed off its viability long term
>>225451196arbys tier post
28yo virgin
Once a teacher showed us "For sale baby shoes never worn" and asked what we thought it meant. I said "the baby died" and a classmate loudly said it wasn't that deep. Class giggled & when the teacher asked what They thought it meant, like 3 ppl just said "the shoes didnt fit" lol
>>225451291wow ur so cool and smarter than everyone else I'd suck your cock if I could
>>225451266I lost my virginity to a prostitute and now I deeply regret it
>>225451332why
>>225451321Who do you identify with in that story
>>225451355The exhausted teacher handling a room full of tards
>>225451364Curious...
Passed some gas and I think some liquid came out
>>225450957https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tTHn2tHhcI
>>225450316Is that an Indian TFW servant lmao
>>225450003test
I don't really know how to play Magic the Gathering and I guess at this point that has to be OK
>>225450531Shane’s Norwood situation is a bit grim
>>225451585they took your god given right to have a slave and wife and slave wife all at once
>>225451598You GOT to know the stack. The tricky part about the stack is, it acts like a stack
I like Asian girls
The world has already ended
>>225451604>bit grimidk it adds to his look, he's a fat slob but not the gross stavros kind more the old sitcom acceptable kind
>>225451611Does that just mean knowing what cards are in your deck?
wish there was some internet drama going on
>>225451649There's rumors Jane Doe pegged a sleepy twink and raped him
>>225451604He looked good with hair on that HVAC commercial, also I think he lost weight and has been hitting the gym.
>>225451645No. It means when a bunch of shit happens the thing that got played last resolves first
>>225451690But you're supposed to wipe after you shit
Looking for deals on rare books on ebay. If this wasn't $250 I would be all in
>>225451760I am intrigued
>>225451770At least in terms of language families, there’s kind of a grain of truth to it lol
almost paid $25 for a pokemon card I really want but then I noticed its ch*nese
the day or two after i was binging my throat always feels dry and swollen and i worry i'll choke on solid food so i just drink soup or broth until my interior moisture levels become adequate again
>>225451789>Jews are a type of SomaliLOL
why are really hot girls dating ugly ass female to male trannies
>>225451961My sister knows a couple like this. They were a lesbian couple and then the one that was originally my sister's friend trooned out and became obsessed with dicks & always having her shirt off to show off how manly she was with her mastectomy scars.
>>225451961They say that attraction to MtF trannies is a clue that a man has latent autogynephilia, i.e. is a closet tranny. Both straight and gay men are not interested in troons; only other troons. Maybe the reverse is true with pooners and women?
>>225451996based
>>225451999Who is they, you and your boyfriend?
>>225452010>you and your boyfriend?IT’S MA’AM
>>225451677no she didn’t zoom you fucking retard
>>225451677if you think that happened you’re a fucking idiot
Wenn man dann endlich in der U-Bahn sitzt und sich der Druck senkt, merkt man erst, wie viel da eigentlich reingepasst hat.
Voting in the berta referendum today. My votes be:Yes let's do a separation voteYes let's stop letting in jeetsYes the jeets already here have to pay for access to healthcare, education, social services if they don't have citizenship Yes you need proof of citizenship to voteYes provincial elected judgesYes opt out of fed shit and yes tell Ottawa to go fuck itself
>>225452119>>225452132We'll see what happens, regardless I'm interested in this shitshow
>>225452190That's nice let us know when absolutely nothing changes
>>225452198Shan't be demoralized
>>225452190
The Jews are trying to force residential school denialism. Chugs by all rights should be the most anti-semitic group of people in the world.
>>225452256>ChugsIs this a slur for Injuns up there?
>>225452190Where’s the remigration question
>>225452256Are they? Jews usually get really mad when anything else gets compared to muh shoah because it undermines the uniqueness of their cash cow
>>225452308>Are they?Lolno
zoomie is spamming politics so he can attempt to make a thread before anyone wakes up, SAD!
>>225452334>the Holodomor and wrote a spicy paper on how important it was in setting the stage for the Holocaust and manufacturing consent for itI read picrel a few years ago, and what you said is basically the central theme of the book.
goon o clock
>>225452415gock o clock
>>225452228>
>>225452400It was out of the normie zeitgeist but academia has been like that since the late 60s. All the Weather Underground people became prominent professors and went into politics. It was quietly brewing until the indoctrinated lefty generations started using social media and it just exploded.
>>225452228
>>225452377many such cases
I was a victim of magicApollo, catching my breath as I bled on the groundSomebody called me to followI followed thinking aloud without hearing the sound
why do american/canadian/australian Asians love Valorant so much? I don't even think it has cute characters
>>225452205>pop in see thiskek stop guessing who's me (you're awful at it)
>>225452534Never played
1:36am and I'm awake as fuck!!!
>>225452626It's four hours later here
Suck a BBC
Just turned out the light. Sitting in the dark now.>>225452651I'm almost finished an XL coffee from McDicks, lol. AND I drank an energy drink earlier. I'm fucked lol.
>>225452534sovlless game for sovlless diaspora
>>225452637>For sure. I'd argue that it's one of the only things the left has going for it anymore though.I mean what else is there :D, I'd say that's the most important aspect of society which shapes discourse and legislation.
>>225452905>what else is thereThe environment. They're the only alternative to bizarre anti-environmentalism to the right even if what they want is also retarded and bad.
>>225452952>The environmentHow is that going for us lol That's cope
really struck a nerve in another thread still getting seething (you)s hours later
146/192 pgs of the way thru my book.
What's the most reddit meat?hard mode: no bacon
>>225453236Buttered sausage.
>>225453236I guess chicken thighs?
>>2254500036 7
>>225453236medium rare steak
CHICKEN JOCKEY!!!!!!!!!!!
>>225453236pork belly
might get donuts
BOBR KURWA PERKELE!!!!!!!!
Jerked off to some big African booties
>>225453236There's no such thing as a "reddit meat" you internet brained freak now go to bed
>>225453402based vito
>>225452711if i have an energy drink in the morning i’ll be pretty tweaky but if I have one at the end of the day I just crash
>>225453236lab grown tumors
i probably look more feminine than 95% of trannies
WAKE UP JEFF!!!
gonna buy an e scooter even though it will make me look like a fa*ggot
>>225454234still less gay than the humiliation ritual created to get a motorcycle loicense
dream post to boil it down a super campy gay (+faghags) dance group recruited me for a hazbin hotel ripoff show they were doing all because of a prank i was playing on my friend and even though they were all jaw droppingly cringe i still agreed because i was that desperate for female attention and my friend laughed at me and i woke up
>>225453770shut the fuck up cracka
>>225450531I trust the "talks to men who pay her for sex" expert
>>225454407kek
i think i have an internal hemorrhoid
too many triflin ass niggas comin up in here these days
laid in bed from about 5pm to 5am
Idk how to do anythihg
https://youtube.com/shorts/Iae1UZJrg8U?si=Ds04QcWQBPHjSkKgwow thats crazy these bitches aint shit
Illhan Omar be like > World War 11
>>225453236Shenis.
devotion is everything in italy uwu
>>225454301I shrimply need some sort of feasible transportation since I am a failure with no licenseI looked into getting a motorcycle license without a driver's license but you can't #gay
>>225455302drive a 49cc scooter
>>225455302Be less trans and drive a 125 cc one
>>225455349>>225455391my state treats anything over 20mph as needing a license
>>225455420get a harley and limit it to 20mph
cry, but no tears
>>225454183I think I read somewhere that MtF troons tend to be higher T and more masculine than the average male
heh me? yeah I'm pretty familiar with stuffyup, there's some things that I know of for sure
i possess super intelligence
just had a capocollonoscopy
Might nip out of work early n head on down the crick for a spot of fishin'
>>225455995i'll make thee a fisher of men
>>225456009I got arrested for that before, not trying again unless it is a self defense scenario
>>225455420Your state is cringe af
>>225456130What kind of bait did you use
>>225456198Same bait i always useGot this guy right in the back of the head lol
>>225450079I'm the man. I'm bottle feeding him. Although my wife has shirts with zippers down either side for the purpose
did you thank mother mary today?
i will pray for your poir souls
>>225456730Not fat enough
>>225456806Isn’t it supposed to be The Berenstein Bears
senor rico rice pudding
>>225456730>>225456845yeah she is now in that perfect slumpbuster range, needs to be obese and humiliating
>>225457274>La Banda Grupo Autisticos
>Appearing via video link at the X Takeover event held at Giga Texas on Saturday, the Tesla and SpaceX chief said that AI music is “the fastest growing genre” and should be instead known as “awesomecore.”
In a Ravel kinda mood today
we almost went to war with the year 2000
I'll set myself on fire
>>225457604It's so strange that nobody had the requisite knowledge of computery to predict what was going to happen and they were all just guessing. Doesn't make me wanna trust these AI fucks as far as I can throw them
hello
Further proof that nobody knows what the hell they're doing and everyone is just guessing their way through this life. Anyone who claims to have any sort of answers is a god damn liar and just trying to get something out of you in exchange for knowledge of how "things really are". Everybody's equally fuckig clueless.
finna bout to spend $500 on a scooter and cologne
>>225457700>Anyone who claims to have any sort of answers is a god damn liar and...That's what modern adulthood basically is, anon. Winging it.
>>225457725Hell why not. You can't take it with you, enjoy
Dogberg is acting stubborn today
>>225457657Everyone competent understood what the Y2K problem was, a bunch of programmers had to bust their ass updating dates, journalists and the masses were just retarded and didn't understand it
>>225457733post dogberg
One of my favorite True Detective S02 quotes illustrates this perfectly
>>225457738Yeah right, so much so that the defense minister of the United States has 30k troops on standby
Religions are the most egregious of these grifters claiming to know what's up when they don't know anything more than anyone else and are just pretending so you'll do what they say
>>225457604Artie!
>Ok so there's an all-powerful god who loves you so much that he gave his only son to save you>Well.... no, I mean technically his son is still alive... Uh, yes, he wanted to save you from the rule he himself made... Look, I know your 4 year old daughter died of cancer, but... JUST TRUST HIS PLAN, OKAY?
People are so desperate to beleive someone has the answers they'll join cults like Heavens Gate and kill themselves
>>225457799the politician in question was canadian
>>225457943How about Heaven’s Gape
>>225457843>>225457901>>225457943you okay there?
>>225457843no offense but you sound like a dumbass
>>225457947Ok but stillCanada is in 5 eyes, that's nothing to sneeze at, least ways it wasn't back then
>>225457799I'm skeptical of the story to begin with because again, journalists are retarded, but even if it's true it really isn't that outrageous. A lot of old software maxed their dates out at 2000 and would have failed if it wasn't patched, this is indisputable. Government software in particular is prone to being old and shit and poorly maintained. I guess the idea is power grids could go down or something? Which honestly is feasible if something wasn't maintained properly or dates were missed somewhere. The entire idea that it was a nothingburger or overhyped because nuclear war or something didn't happen on 01/01/00 is a classic retard take, the hype was out there because a large amount of preventative work was necessary.
NEW>>225457966
>>225457657The problem had already been solved before people really knew about it. The freak out was because a bunch of slack jawed idiots got wind of programmers working tirelessly to fix a problem that could cause massive problems when the clocks rolled over... while failing to understand that because of all that work it was no longer a concern. Everything after that was just a response to the mass panic rather than the problem itself
