bump

bump

all you have to do to get pussy is not be a fucking manchild who spends all his free time playing video games (and also get a job and don't be ugly or a manlet)

>>225451726
meanwhile any great looking tall guy can be a neet that plays video games all day and have some woman give him everything lol

>>225451726
>a fucking manchild who spends all his free time playing video games
ktim

>>225451726
ok

>>225451726
it's not free time if someone is telling you what to do with it

yeah i'm a manchild who's never gonna get pussy
what're you gonna do about it

the rape of rorke gearoid

sex with girls >.<

>>225451746
hire a sexually aggressive latina on parole to hunt you down and rape you. youll think twice before getting smart next time

>>225451746
make fun of you

>>225451753
ewww

>>225451732
michael's mate from school hogging the meta quest

>>225451726
I'm the closest I've ever been to getting pussy (second date this weekend) and I still spend most of my free time playing vidya

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I love pussy.

the toil freaks do be up and going to day 2 loool scream

>>225451732
>maeleigh
what's wrong with may-lee

i get so much pussy bro!
*shags some overweight munter*
u mad virgin?

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doo doo dooo
hm hm hmm

>>225451705
Interesting, I have rarely had 2 coffees in one day. When I stopped drinking it it had no difference and that's why I think It never had an effect on me, I think I actually felt less sleepy without it.

i'm one of the biggest autists ever but even i rarely play video games

>>225451797
the slagdemic

for me, it's sex by 2hollis

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OH N...

>>225451815
>2hollis
bit gay

im attractive but i dont put myself out there so

>>225451808
dont play any conventional video games at all and havent for years but i do love a runescape private server

>>225451808
you should try it
maybe you just haven't found your genre

>>225451818
hows he managed that then

just had a strange and morbid thought that i will now suppress

>>225451836
nah i used to play a lot but lost interest around the time i entered my 20s
most recent game was cyberpunk 2077 and will probably play gta 6

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A 23-year-old man has been charged with hooliganism motivated by racism and xenophobia following aggressive behavior toward a foreigner in central Sofia, the Sofia District Prosecutor's Office announced.

The incident took place on October 10 near the Ivan Vazov National Theatre. According to the gathered evidence, the man made monkey-like sounds and shouted insults regarding the foreigner's race, subsequently chasing him along the city's central streets.

The accused has been placed under prosecutorial detention for up to 72 hours. On October 12, the prosecutor's office filed a motion with the court requesting that he be remanded in custody.

>>225451837
https://www.wkyt.com/2026/10/13/six-flags-closes-9-rides-after-roller-coaster-rider-reportedly-falls-his-death-georgia/

>>225451822
zesty lil wigga makes catchy tunes

both gfberg and sisterstein are always playing baldur's gate 3
me, an intellectual: mass effect

never played a video game in my life

>>225451877
they fit?

>>225451825
kek this was me but then I did put myself out there and it went very well :)
you should do the same

>>225451877
or ass erect as you like to call it

>>225451856
i'm only reading the url but
they closed 9 rides?
did the guy fly out and smash into 8 other rides or something?

>>225451877
I don't think I ever met a girl who plays videogames

Still about the Imbalu Ceremony LIVE #calture #africancalture
https://www.twitch.tv/nashkul1

>>225451881
they're extremely popular, it's the largest entertainment industry of all time
are you not worried you're missing out?

>>225451914
no i do lots of drugs instead x

>>225451895
what are they up to

>>225451891
hes a big guy

>>225451919
what drugs?
you can play video games on drugs, i've done it myself, it's fun

>>225451882
yeah they're both fantastic in bed too

>>225451938
what game is this?

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>>225451943

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pmqtoil on the cards

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>>225451895
>>225451924
>Imbalu is a public circumcision ceremony practiced by the Bamasaba people of Uganda.

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>>225451967
could really go for a deep fried corn dog right now

>>225451966
she is so fine

>>225451797
This but Asian pussy

>>225451966
me on the right

>>225451966
what would be the point in voting again? on anything? democracy is a lie

>>225451976
first time i've ever seen a corndog that looks good

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>>225451985
me on the left

>>225451976
can I dip that in honey?

what if any burnham got up and just said i like to move it move it

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>>225452000
it's a free country
>>225451994
they all tastegood thoughever
>>225451981
bit of a gap in her teeth.
>>225451991
have to rejoin the eu (with no backout clause)

trans rights

black puh

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big fat black arses

>>225452034
thats bums

they do be leaving the do be going to toil

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They won't give him new batteries for his mouse

>>225452006
i would "poo scream"

rorke lives dont matter!

>>225452006
>>225452065
s

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ritsuko looks proper peng with long hair

>>225452050
>>225452051
get them shagged

>>225452034
asking for it, shouting for it, pleading for it, begging for it, requiring it, imploring for it, demanding it,

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right get more boat people in NOW

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total yank death

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>>225452064
>charging part on the bottom
>tim is a macfag
oh my days

>>225452112
Tim's a huge consooomer of course he's a mac guy

having cold visions

>>225452097
the yank government has given up all pretence of beng patriots haven't they
just rinse the economy dry until it collapses like 9/11 then gtfo to a bunker in new zealand

right lets suck bbcs

>>225452097
so does brexit get credit for this?
it gets blamed whenever there's bad news

pooing right into the air so it falls back down into my bum again

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love girls, me

7 days on hinge = 3 likes 0 matches
6 days on tinder and bumble = combined 6 likes and 0 replies to me
5 days on breeze = 0 dates
being an incel is shite
>>225451726
not true

>>225451796
how did yuou get this tdate

>>225452166
what's the difference between a like and a match

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why do they stand up like primary students waiting for the teacher to call on them?

>>225452131
>then gtfo to a bunker in new zealand
Theres not even that much long term thinking. They cant comprehend the things they do destroy the very foundations of the reasons they have the ability to make money. Most of these people are psychopaths that would happily kill their neighbours for a 1% increase in wealth

>>225452097
just print more money
literally not a problem

>>225452166
dating apps are easy mode if you tick all the boxes, but if not, you're better off just meeting women on some dance or cooking course, or down the pub or club aren't you?
learn how to start with eye contact and a smile, not an email

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Are we serious guys let it go

>>225451806
Incredibly underrated post

Sucking a black niggers 99999999999999 inch bbc at 99999999999999mph

>>225452218
it funny cause his name gaylord focker which sound like gaylord fucker and he is a male nurse

>>225452218
i like the bit where his foreskin lands in the soup

>>225452174
a like means they like you, a match means they like you and you like them back
>>225452208
i've gone on the dating apps because i've failed to pull women down the pub club etc
i've hit on many girls in person in many different environments

i have a lot of dreams where i'm just scrolling through 4chan. maybe i'm in a dream right now.

>>225451806
It's just like that clay show for bairns with the lad in the dinner suit

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>9pm
>in bed having a wank
>dadberg knocks on the door and makes me come outside to see how strong the torch he ordered off temu is

just blew a trans

>>225452278
sc

>>225452248
I see, so you're saying that you're not attracted to the girls that like you

>>225452188
most if not all of the government officials have zero power and are either blackmailed, threatened, bribed, or brainwashed MKUltra style, to do the bidding of people we've never heard of, but have more power than Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, Trump, Clinton, and King Charles II all put together. We've never even heard of the secret societies that these people control.
it's mental that they got people actually believing (or pretending to believe) that Joe Biden was ever in charge of the USA. It's like thinking the junkie begging outside sainsburys is directing an international drug smuggling operation because he has drugs and seems scary

alright team let's get it. another day to be conquered

is liking femboys gay

I find comedians on their podcasts hilarious but have literally never even smiled when watching their standup

>>225452218
This focker needs to eat something

Stop being naughty

>>225452309
many such cases, I actually prefer many of them off the cuff rather than their stand up act

>>225452300
Who are these people we've never heard of (give names) ok

>>225452309
even at comedy shows usually the only funny bits is when they pick someone out of the crowd and publicly bully them

>>225451732
HOTHS?

What is this/ A virtual reality cruise?

yanks had any big school shootings lately?

did one of those poos that goes all over your arse but luckily i was just about to hop in the shower anyway

>>225451837
too fat for a seatbelt so he says he'll just hold on

>>225452326
God
Allah
L Ron Hubbard

>>225452351
that's literally every single one of my poos

might shag some shaniquas

been playing bitlife a bit lately. disappointed that you can be a serial killer or a drug dealer or a gangster or even a vampire but it still doesn't let you be a rapist

>>225452373
need to sort your diet out

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>>225452374

>>225452378
No I don't
don't tell me what to do

>>225452375
played that before but last time i downloaded it you need to buy all sorts of dlc to access what was previously free to play

>>225452293
i'm saying almost no girls like me
and yes those that do (in london) seem to be munters

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>>225451966

>>225452386
you would be wise to
that is to say you would be better off whether you like it or not

>>225452382
wants a left hook

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Meals for the week:
Tuesday: meatball and tortellini with broccoli
Wednesday: bangers and mash with broccoli
Thursday: parsley fish and vegetable rice
Friday: chicken and something…
Saturday: jacket potatoes
Enough for leftovers for lunch.

F-w*rd I won't do what you tell me!

>>225452401
Say what you will about eugenics...

raping my dog

>>225452173
orbited a girl from work for a year until she was single

My wife! Very nice!

Hahaha Borat

>>225452428
how u keep up the sexual tension to not be purely friendzoned after such a period of time

>>225452278
poor eelberg :(

People really log on to brit every day for dating advice
If i were that desperate i'd hire a dating coach, particularly a foid one to give me the inside scoop

>>225452403
those meals dont match the ingredients

might go chase women at night

NEW: Westminster Voting Intention:

LAB: 24% (-3)
CON: 23% (+3)
REF: 21% (-1)
LDM: 12% (+1)
GRN: 11% (=)

Loooooool

>>225452449
dark nights are closing in

>>225452460
who is even voting tories though

>>225452437
I kept her drip fed with little flirty comments, a steady stream of gentle compliments etc. Keeping my distance but not letting her forget that I was into her

>>225452394
i bet she fights like a fighter jet

>>225452447
Do you mean a prossie?

>>225452447
Think theres one called Kezia something or Kazia. No idea if shes any good but watched a video of her talking about age gaps. She said if you're approaching younger women and one questions your age say something like
>Old enough to be your father, what are you doing out at this time of night?
never tried it but I can see why it might work

>>225452472
and how did she react to that? and then how did you ask her out how long did you wait etc
did she tell u she broke up or you had to hear from others?

>>225452471
People who don’t trust Farage and the Muslim

>>225452460
is uk first past the post for each constituency or does it all get pooled?

lads just straight up carry purses these days

who gonna match rorke's freak

>>225452479
No
>>225452483
Sounds cringe, i dont think a good dating coach just loads you up with pick up lines i think theyd help you understand what youre doing wrong & how to play to your strengths

>a foid one to give me the inside scoop
mate...

>>225452491
isnt it a bit weird small bags became gendered in the first place

>>225452504
typical german

must be a hard life being a reformer everybody else hates you and youre clearly losing a battle that is already lost instead of just embracing the vape shop and the papa johns deliveroo and the stroll to the dole office in your wolf fleece to get your PIP like everyone else

>>225452504
>asking the fish how it gets caught rather than the fisherman who catches them all
mad how low iq some people are

>>225452487
Nobody knows, it's a dark art to everyone

>>225452506
yeah i suppose so but i am experiencing culture shock seeing the little zoomers running around with them

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>>225452504
lesson one

>>225452504
>>225452521
A guy shagging doesnt mean he can look at you and tell you what you need to change to shag too
A shagger only understands what makes women want to shag him specifically
A woman can understand what makes different men shaggable

>>225452514
for me I can't get how they complain about everything. serial complainers I swear

>>225452538
almost the complete opposite but ok

right im getting the beers bought

>>225452556
Retard
You dont get pussy, stop replying to me

might put Turn A Gundam on lads

I'm the gayest strongest man

There's not a man touched by his uncle that can defeat me in a fight

>>225452568
project on

was just me and someone else in the teams call there for a minute. i was in hell

Im the ummypops

what women say they want in a man and what they actually want are basically polar opposites theres a million articles about this trusting one would be like leaving mousey to look after your dog for a day

>>225452583
Gotta wait for it to populate before joining then just politely smile at everyone elses small talk

>>225452484
loved it, never told me to stop even when I started flirting more aggressively. I started to suspect her relationship was collapsing because of that and also things she'd told me, but then I came on to her prematurely and found out she wasn't actually single yet. She's still living with him now in fact because neither of them can afford to move out, makes it a little weird tbqh

>>225452602
i normally do that but it was like 2 minutes past the start time so i couldn't really wait it out any longer

>>225452592
Right but who's saying 'just talk to a random woman'
There are women who understand other women

Women will give you tips about women but they wont date a guy like that, they wont be honest about what actually makes them attracted because it's a contradiction - it most cases.

I guy will tell you what worked for him and what he has seen in terms of other dudes scoring.

might go to the beach at the weekend to perv on bikini sluts, the first of the season!

>still living with him now
Griiim he's gonna wine and dine her so she can go back to sleep in her ex's bed

>>225452634
they obviously aren't sleeping in the same bed lad, they're reluctant flatmates now not lovers

>>225452679
Son...

>>225452587
your reputation precedes you

haircut from the fit zoomer girl in an hour, can't wait x

neets in bed farting and the toilers do be toiling see you all later!

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Haven't slept properly last two nights and it's taking its toll on me. As recompense I will largely do no toil and maybe treat myself to an afternoon nap.

bossman was out of masala and butter chicken

going to break my fast

>>225452727
dangerous and downright stupid

sat down too hard and snapped my arse

Should I get a standing desk

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Recession indicator: Cooplands (the Scarborough one not the Doncaster chain) have put their 4 sausage rolls up to £1.80

It was a quid before COVID

may have a date lads
she said she was busy on the time i suggested but responded enthusiastically and asked when else i was free this weekend

>>225452752
Still a good deal

>>225452741
>Mr Wilman I'm Top Gear

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>>225452752
country is a fucking joke mate

Ready to start a long hard day of neeting let’s go!

>>225452752
greggy is like 1.80 per roll!

Need scaffolders out of business pronto. House on my road is getting it put up and that racket they make is enough to drive a gentle boy in need of quiet introspection quite mad

heartwarming to see /brit/ boys getting dates, we're all gonna make it lads

>>225452752
>75p for 1 or £1.80 for a 4 pack
>obviously you buy the 4 pack
>they don't sell any 4 packs, only single sausage rolls

they deserve to go out of business, recession or not

>>225452752
>165kcal per roll
even that is shrinkflation surely a sausage roll should be 300+

why the fuck are toyotas so expensive

>>225452785
They put four in a bag for you you spastic, normally fresh out the oven too the ones in the counter are basically for display

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might do a gimmick where I win one hundred thousand pounds betting on horses

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Visit Hull. We made the Lonely Planet guide for best 25 cities in the world to go to.

>>225452781
You guys are, I’m not

ooh look at mr.millionaire here who can afford to go on dates

>>225452679
Mate...

>>225452818
looks nice mate it's only an hour away from me and I've never been. might go for a day out

seeing my mates get into and out of relationships killed what little interest i had in all that stuff desu

Tinned mackerel now £1.45 at tesco
Not even remotely cheap
A 125g tin is 65% mackerel, 80g of fish
Basically £9 for 500g of meat
Can get a side of salmon for the same price

>>225452768
already exhausted me and havent even wanked yet

>>225452805
That would be quite cool, I would like to do the same tbqh

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>>225452852
Come over lad. If there's one thing I can sat about Hull it's that it's genuinely a different place

i don't shag

>>225452859
Danger! And I can't even talk to fit girls at the self checkout normally!

The wind rush generation BUILT Britain.
The underground trains? BUILT by wind rush
Tower bridge? BUILT by wind rush
House of parliament? BUILT by wind rush
London was made by the wind rush generation after the bombings of WW2
Simple as

I shall return from out of the

>>225452875
is it real mackerel or that new fake shit

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I'm back from my 7 (SEVEN) day ban

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If someone is 3/4 English but 1/4 mainland European are they still considered English ethnically

>>225451818
Scranning that QR code
Actually this might just be an ad to buy le funny print

don't think using your hand to wipe your arse is all that bad really, especially if you wash it afterwards
we basically do this in the shower afterwards
once used my hand to wipe my arse on a day off at home and my arse felt super clean
just made sure to let the water run hot and use plenty of hand wast

>>225453006
I copped a month long ban recently after some abhorrent shitposting while steaming lmao

>>225453006
naughty boy hope you've learned your lesson

>>225453026
everyone in the world can be english rorke

>>225452277
Milk truck arrive
>>225452283
0 replies btw

Only people that should be allowed in Britain:
Australians/new zealanders
Other Europeans
Indians (especially Sikhs)
East Asians
White Canadians
Maybe white Americans
Thats all

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>>225453084

>>225453073
No they can’t it’s an ethnicity not a nationality

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>>225453084
>Indians (especially Sikhs)

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>>225452592
I want to be with dogs (pic related me as the dog)
Leave her alone with me

>>225452592
that's why women are the worst psychiatrists, they give terrible advice overall

>>225452964
rorke cope in 3.. 2.. 1..

>>225452618
>>225452592
>>225453140
why did whitey give women rights again?

Be right back off to jerk off

reddit plebs go fucking mental to post about a celebrity dying. Desperate to get the sweet karma so just post it everywhere

>>225453084
Country's over with, done, finished
No point having these conversations anymore
If every boat somehow stops (won't happen) and legal migration falls to near zero (won't happen) it'd still be fucked
We're long past the point of no return

>>225453167
No-one will notice when you die

>>225453153
it's a complicated subject

>>225453179
I heard we’re making our own version of ICE

>>225453167
Thinking about making a reddit account and trying to gather the most negative karma without getting banned.

>>225453153
Rahul be quiet
Go do some backflips

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THIS is a complicated subject

>>225453202
Yeah based ICE really saved the US from its fate our limpwristed equivalent will definitely do the same

Reform and restore need to join teams, it’s our only chance left

>>225453180
Dogberg will and then he'll get a tasty snack so joke is on you friend

>>225453209
>>225453115
um

I'm willing to send 200 million strong Dalit army to UK to help fight the undesirables
but you'll have to give them permanent stay

My mill grinds flour and spice
Your mill grinds rats and mice

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How hasn't everyone who wants to see Brian Cox do "a show" already seen him? And how is doing an arena tour??

Wait did Brit only just find out about the breaking bad actor dying
>>225453250
Do you like it?

Whats the best case scenario from a reform/restore government
You think they'd reverse 20 years of damage?

>>225453263
like him

Remember 10 years ago British hated the polish for “stealing our jobs”? Now all the poles have gone home to their 99% white country while we’re drowning in refugees

>>225453263
I friend went to his show in Sofia last month

>>225453256
send me a few cuties here

>>225453267
No eleventy people posted about it yesterday

>>225453263
Reddit world tour

might pay some Albos to clean the car

>>225453278
A case of "Be careful what you wish for" but I think it wouldn't have happened regardless desu

absolutely dying to have a good poo
can feel it brewing and the dirty farts have started
always a good omen
be painful today though, I had a full jar of those green peppers you get with greasy kebabs last night

just had breakfast and now i feel better. the wonders of eating food

Saw an article that nearly all women on the refugee boats are raped by their own men

Kinda depressing how I'm 30 and the only woman I've ever talked about my feelings with and told how I was rejected when I was younger is an escort.

Also depressing how I desperately want her to agree to see me outside of her work but there's no chance of it.

>>225453278
>actually it's the ANTI-immigrant lot that are to blame for all the foreigners

>>225453263
what does he even do in this shows, waffle on about space for 2 hours?

>>225453286
Reddit is when people are intelligent ?

>>225453315
>>225453278

it WOULD have happened*

>>225453321
also depressing how you always come here when everyone hates you

>>225453321
are you the same pathetic escortmong that's been posting about this for like a year

>>225453317
With anything, or just sucking the vinegary bastards straight down?

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Saw this news cap and thought of you

>>225453319
I was reliably informed that they all get raped by white English men once they arrive

>>225453358
lil bro is trying to quit ciggies

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No, these are customs clearance documents. Not for you to eat

>>225453263
love how retarded fundies on this site's propaganda have made you completely resistant to the idea of a fun night out learning about science
also, there are always children who need to be inspired to be curious and interested in reality and not bed rotting contrarian chuds

drinking a cuppa

>>225453385
>a fun night out learning about science
Ok Lisa Simpson

You think pinkpantheress fucks white boys?

>>225453406
Yes queeeeeen