brabl efiah
>but what about freddie mercury rorke?!ok he can stay
the new
Need a larger lady to sit on my face
scranning giant wotsits
freddie mercury will have died 35 years ago on the 24th of this novembermad
>>225453562ktim
posted the same second as well
>>225453549my nan didn't let my uncles watch this (dad was too old so that's why I didn't mention him okay?)
>>225453549what is he likefucking nutter
Question to the thread: should I get a standing desk?
>>225453597no
maybe
playing wow burning crusade classic on my level 54 orc warrior with over 200 hours of playtime
>>225453597nah just get up and have a lil walk about every now and then
Jeffrey Archer RJ Mitte off Breaking Bad no-one's safe....
aff oot
>>225453597I have a treadmill that I can connect my laptop too so I'm sometimes getting my 7-10000 steps in while /brit/posting :)
>>225453618apparently lesbians who don't do much sex but like cuddling are called bambis
>>225453609Imagine if you had spent this time being productive. You could have made so much money
>>225453615rorke making an archer's mitt to commemorate them both
>>225453618Big fan of this creature
You think beabadoobee fucks white boys?
>>225453637I earn 2600 per month from my hybrid job lol
im black owned
>>225453656Well you could have earned even more!
>>225453656Before or after tax?
>>225453656ah yes the wfh wanker
the listen
>>225453684im gonna do a side hustle soon thanks for reminding me that i am a master of reality>>225453689after>>225453690jelly?
>>225453634um
>>2254536971990s Warhammer 40k CD-ROM game core metal
>>225453697Not a big fan of this one
aff oot to meet umfawn
why are yanks so obsessed with foreign conflicts?
Currently playing STALKER 2
>>225453742umtopus
"hybrid" isn't WFH btw, once they get you in at all then it can whipped out from under you any time they wisht. remote on contract
>>225453738>>225453739didn't fucking ask
>>225453719Initially I thought that was a lot and then I checked my bank and I get 2900 a month from my hybrid job so I'm afraid I've mogged you
>>225453742lol look him at go
>>225453618fucking hell insane footwork
corr https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1791846228191410.webm
>>225453345Yeah
Was number 3 in the queue but now have made it to the lofty heights of number 2 in the queue. Only up from here lads.
>>225453764yeah but do you have a level 54 orc warrior with 200 hrs of playtime? thought not
sup 'scorty
>>225453799i have a level 55 hour with 190 hrs of playtime
>>225453719Good lad. I earn more from my side hustle than my hybrid 3 days a week day job.The hussle is playing video games btw
going back to bed :/
>>225453785Just absolutely no contest between those two is there. >>225453799No :( the mogging has been reversed
>>225453803Cheese should go under the beans so it melts better
good morning you odious little incel toads
>>225453785fuck me I would fight ten niggas to spend an afternoon in all three's company
>>225453831do you think using the word "odious" makes you more or less odious?
>>225453831*looks around*me?
umribbit
morning, bros
me and dadberg live together and its great but the house is really starting to stinkas annoying as they are a female presence is required somehowhow expensive are maids?
Got a spot in my ear again but now other signs of anything happening or I'm just not waking up
>>225453870is chatgpt broken
>>225453870FOLC
>>225453831>>225453866Gm gents
>>225453870Should be pretty cheap since we got millions of third world immigrants in. Oh wait they're all men
>>225453870Not much if you get a bame maid (not accounting for the stolen goods)
Brown Migrant <> Lower class <> Middle class <> Upper Class
>>225453870My dad and brother live like this, last time I visited them the house had a pervasive odour of old cum that I did not enjoy
>>225453597I have one but I cant focus when stood up so only used it when I was on meetings but its not even plugged in anymore
>>225453908omg reusable condom
>>225453908>actually officer I think you'll find that technically my genital is NOT exposed
chadley
>>225453908Are these reusable versions of those piss things scraniel had
>>225453944Pretty sure it's a dog coat
>>225453831scremaing this is me
>>225453950are you sure though
any extremely incompetent, rude and unprofessional man in
My best work yet :)
ok
>>225453831hello!!!
What do you think about that Does the tattoo make you seethe as well
any kind and gentle man in?
alone again
mumberg's watching police bodycam videos and there's this one where they've entered the house of a black nigger and the cunt's smoke alarm is chirping every 20 seconds and i can hear it all the way from my smelly bedroom
wearing my sock inside out thats it today is a write off
Boston Brahmin
>>225454009as well as what
>>225454012not meI'm rough and bad to the bone
ho ho ho merry christmas
>>225454026As well as what you think about her relationship with her dog
>>225454019smoke alarms on low batteries are like lighthouses for those folk
>>225454029kek this will be me on christmas day
>>225454037I don't think anything about her relationship with her dogwhat the fuck are you on about?
Need to go to therapytoil at 12 and will inevitably end up crying about my miserable incel runtlife
no, you being irreparably mindraped by the internet doesn't make me seetheit makes me sad
mad how 32gb of DDR5 RAM is now like 500 pounds on its own and i bought some just 3 years ago for like 80 pounds
>>225454065have they offered any solutions yet other than mindfulness or some other gay useless bullshit?
mousey is quite strange really isn't he
>>225454064So it's anger?Do you know what the paw tattoo means?
wet sloppy Aus milf clunge
>>225454071now THIS makes me seethe some of you should be taking notes
>>225454073his abusive parents totally mindraped him.
>>225454077Does it mean you desperately need medicating?
>>225454068Pulled back and started coping. "You're raped!" Is what mousey has been saying to him for months. "Seethe!" He continues, seething mad and boiling over more than how mad he looked before he coped
cwazy
fomyeg
/brit/ acts as if it exists just for people to mind-rape each other LMFAO skull skull
really annoying how much of a sweaty bastard i've become of late. used to hardly sweat at all even when i was doing manual labour outdoors in the middle of summer. now i'm utterly glistening after walking outside for 10 minutes
>>225454092>>225454094>>225454105Seething because dogs won and you backed the wrong blackman, cucks
>>225454072Stopped talking to evil mother entirely and trying to stop the substance abuse cycle. But basically no not really
>>225454120you are a very moist man
>>225454106have literally no idea what this post means
>>225454122im sorry your parents provided you a deeply traumatic childhood.
>>225454120*licks lips*
>>225454113>>225454115>>225454119More seething. 3 more replies again. Discord seething. Seething mad. Anger raping their psyche and making them lose control going into a seething spin out of control
>>225454144JUST
>>225454144barf simmons
>>225454122dogs won what?can you at least try to make a tiny bit of sense?I don't even know what I'm supposed to be angry about
>>225454130>>225454134More crying and spitting over your computer screen as you yell this at the screen. One of the cucks has gone off to plap his useless balls to girls getting bark bred
waping their psyche
>>225454160im sorry your parents abused you
>>225454151Useless clitty leaking to girls getting bark bred and KNOTTED and making your head spin as you seethe and cum handsfree?
most mentally ill people don't understand that people don't have the same thoughts as themthey simply do not believe you when you say you don't have the same obsessions
>>225454170Sorry your sister and mother and all the other female family members all fuck dogs 100% of them do
>>225454180Is this some sort of modern art performance?
>>225454123is it cathartic at least
>>225454193remember when you said you were going to fix your life and get a gf LMAO. nice progress so far mate
>>225454192You are extremely mentally ill and sitting in a discord full other other little faggots like you
>>225454129>>225454136i'm also well smelly, got BO worse than a hormonal teenage boy who hasn't showered in 2 weeks
spaino mind raping mousey again is he
want to go play in the rain
>>225454209You in pic: remember when you said you were going to fix your life and get a gf LMAO. nice progress so far mateYou: b-but they've all been KNOTTED
More money more problemsMore women more problemsMore family more problems
steve blackman
>>225454238so this is how you want to live your life is it. curious
>>225454228get the bloody wellingtons out
>>225454242More poo more lootime
my current mind-rape ratio is 12 mind-rapes given to 6 mind-rapes received
Last night, we at /brit/ voted on our favourite film of all time 433 responses later and I can confirm the winner By a clear margin of 118 votesIs... AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON!
>>225454192toddlers have the same thing
>>225454253and he was white
remember when mousey told us he about shagged some 18 year old twink but the guy ran off when mousey told him his age
>>225454266well-earned i think
>>225454205Sometimes yes, other times it just an incredibly painful and difficult hour of time that leaves me ruined for the rest of the day and more. I'm hoping I'm getting somewhere with it
is he definitely not on acid
im confusedis the dogpillposter mousey or heathernonce
>>225454266good stuff I've always been an Avengers Age of Ultron fan
When you comfort wank to black willies later you will start thinking about horses and their superior cocks.
looking at scantily clad slav girls instead of toiling
>>225454280no way mousey has ever shagged unless it was rape
You heard that supermarket fridges in France got hacked and they turned up the temperature to 50 degrees lmao
>>225454308
Got the avengers age of ultron on haven't I?
>>225454286Women don't "dogpill" they use peanut butter, stupid incel boy
>>225454304it is forbidden
>>225454317nothing you can do toilberg you big gay fanny
>>225454324White woman sex contraption like the ones the parasite has to use but for his wheelchair on whores and not because he's got a massive cock and all (or any) girls want to fuck him
getting the car cleaned so that the toilfu continues to believe I'm really neat and tidy
he's making a mockery of the trolls these days
>>225454314>>225454347dunno if this is the same cunt but whoever made these posts should be put to death via firing squad
seeing some low quality posts
why's he sperging out about horse willy again
White girls Horse cockz
I once watched The Avengers then about an hour in realised it was the wrong one Felt like a st*p*d c*nt f*gg*t...
on a no-shave run at the moment and I look like a homeless man. I look deranged and ready to stab someone in the eye
Got an ear infection lads. Got some spray from the doctors but now it's a bit swollen inside and really painful, like there's a spot under the skin or something. There's loads of weird liquidy wax in there I want to clear out but it's painful to cleanIs there anything other than water I can pour in there to clear it out? Olive oil?
what snacks should i get from sainsbos lads?
home gymtoil with the new gymnastic rings done
>>225454392bleach
>>225454399me hehe xx
Yeah they're definitely seething Ego = instant reply. All 3 of the discucks Past ego = sneakier and not quoting posts to hide samefagging. Still pretending to not seethe Their anger = attacked their ego Their anger coming from insecurity over girls getting knotted :)
>>225454399get a birthday cakeget anotherget a tub of ice creamtreat yourself x
Was about to buy two Bluetooth adaptersone for the old laptop to use with a Bluetooth keyboard, and a spare one because they're only cheap Turns out the laptop has Bluetooth built in Then it turns out the keyboard comes with an adapter as well Nearly ended up with 3 superfluous Bluetooth adapters there
>>225454406:3
>>225454421you are mentally unwell
>>225454399kabanosy. Imagine like a really long peperami
>>225454416was thinking more like muffins or chocolate could go crazy rn dunno why i've had such a sweet tooth as of late
>>225454392No the olive oil is only for obstructions Spots go away on their own but I like to sometimes get a good squeeze on them so they pop. Because this post was made by me, this is now the grossest thing ever and Ew I can't believe he would and no one else doesJust wait it out
that poofter conservative from like 10 years ago has become a muslim
>>225454439Nah that's just what it feels like, just think it's swelling from the infection but thank you I was gonna pour oil in my ear you saved me
No one ITT thinks you're not seething just because you call the other person seething. They posted the content and you freaked out. How would I be seething?Not nice is it?
Uniqlo sale is on if you wanted some kawaii clothes
>>225454431I know that but I don't see what part of my post gave it away. Just telling about how I nearly wound up with 3 spare Bluetooth adapters. Could happen to anyone.
all my friends have become religious lads. i fucking hate this terminally online neo-christfag resurgence. they're all larpers. if anyone says the phrase "christ is king" around me they're getting a snapkick to the neck
specifically turned off mature content on twitter so i wouldn’t get porn videos so i would have to re age verify again but even now i get porn videos in my reels feed sort it out Elon
Anyone know what this tattoo means?
>>225454381its better than the MCU one
>>225454481yeah sorry I meant to say that to >>225454408
Yeah we all know you're mad little incel
Going to clean my room today
>>225454499Thank god. It's a bit scary to get called mentally ill when there's posts like that next to yours.
>>225454524*throws you a clue*
>>225454524you’ll do nothing
chuckle brothers rule 34
>>225454484lol reallyare your mates all twitter chud types
>>225454485i get loads of those oriental women "accidentally" showing their nipples due to various circumstances
>>225454545to me to you to me to you to me to you to me to you
right smell thats mousey and heatherfreaks melties combining into one then isnt it
You know what this thread needs?A link to a /brit/ thread on /bant/
>right smell
Wonder what the parasite or spaincunt or heatherfaggot has been doing while I've been gone. Enjoying themselves? No. Same as it ever was...
Lazy day today. Just trying to recover
What can I get you, /brit/?
Starting to think I'd like loads of Christmas lights up everywhere. Loads of little coloured lights, not on a tree, just hanging around in my warm dark flat.
did a month off the chan once, but i couldn't live like that.
Mousey went to Miami when he was gone and got confused for a local mob boss, perfectly copying the exact plot of Only Fools and Horses' awful made-for-TV film Miami Twice
>english>redhead>eddie stobartI love her so much
>>225454597THERE'S the aniseed balls. Fucking yes
>>225454633rorkes whip
> eddie stobartDead now
thats bait btw he does this shit a lot
>>225454647bro... we can see you 3x
>THERE'S the aniseed balls. Fucking yes
deaddie stobart
>>225454664He knows, that’s why he posted the image
does he somehow think he's owning the bbcposters by doing this?
poor hull lad
Morning team starting the day off with a cup of tea
>>225454554yeah most, one of them is a leftypol though
>>225454684>does he somehow thinknah
>>225454697fuck off
>>225454597massive bag of pear drops please boss
missing my brother a lot today again
>>225454691tottenham could sue man city and get their places swapped in the league by a judge so tottenham is on top and city are at bottom
why is it so sexy when women do this? the arch of the foot looks so peng
back in the day you could get a 20p mixup bet they dont do that anymore
had a saw jaw for a couple of days for no reason isn't that a symptom of meningitis or something serious
i don't care about politics at all anymore except insofar as my position on sending them all back (which i think we should do)
>>225454624Apparently she's 14. Chopped af though
>>225454733me when I'm part of a really close-knit circus troupe as a knife thrower
>>225454758ktimmers
>>225454733gone for a brekkie at spoons without you again has he lad
>>225454597Woke hates this
the sensible centrist option is to castrate and enslave them
the brother has gone to uni gimmick was never good btw
What's the plan today team?
>>225454697Are these replies how you are treated at work too or do they have to be politically correct to your face
>>225454788invade france in the name of king henry v
i have 9 away points
>saw
>>225454788invade france in the name of adolf I
Oh it Christmas soon and it 10x lush all the way
>>225454788show my incel face in public to pick up medication and then buy some vodka and come home again
bro said Mm
>>225454786It’s not a gimmick and it’s not supposed to be “good” I’m just venting
>>225454597That's what a 30 year old looked like back then
watching palmer lucky on joe rogan podcast
chatgpt is tripping if it thinks I'm doing this
2 minutes until Mid day
paper wasn't invented until 200 BC what was niggas writing on until then
>>225454865THE HANDS THAT THREATEN DOOOOOM
Funny how engagement on Reform UK and Restore Britain posts on Twitter dropped massively yesterday, right after Ukraine destroyed those huge data centres in Russia. Definitely just a coincidence though, isn’t it Rorke?
>>225454788Mousey's back!!!!!!!!!!
Wonder why that person down our street stopped hitting that wheelie bin every 4 seconds, just as I was getting used to it.
>>225454884You're as mental as the dog shagger lad you just don't see it
for me it’s the apple ecosystem, everything syncs without a hitch, the aesthetics are better, shagging women, icloud for storage simply the best
>>225454906clearly AIslop but amazing shirt all the same
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/DjgOUq2gvFQ
fantano really is insufferable isn't he?
>>225454906looks like he just had to change out of his smart clothes because they were covered in blood like in pulp fiction
Lady Frimpong
>>225454897No idea who/what that is but cope on botlord
>>225454906We should all wear that but with the image of Poley as bossman instead
howling indian contractor at work just said “do the needful” irl unironically to me
>>225454970Read the thread
>>225454906What middle class men wear to blend in with the working class on the tube so they don't get attacked
>>225454989Nah I’m good
when I was 20 I was at a club and this huge bloke who looked like eddie hall kept dancing really close to me and i was slowly edging awayhe stroked my face and i went FUCK OFF, but then he grabbed my arse, putting his fingers right between the crack and i felt the pain shoot up my arsemy ma noticed and got him off me abd he was thrown outfelt sick for weeks after that, felt like he'd robbed my masculinity
the question is, do I get my bum out
>>225454982Rorke on the right in his pith helmet off to his drift
>>225455015my *mates
>>225454978>E-cigaretts
>>225455028scream
>>225453597yes you burn loads of cals just standing up. no more love handles!
>>225455069shes legit been my #1 for so long
cant cum because of all the opiates ive taken
>>225455117who is it
>>225454939he did an old interview with a musician and in the middle of it fantano starts talking about his adhd diagnosis and weeping lol
