What are millennials like in your country?
Bro we are approaching 40 none of us are eating pizza anymore
>>225462536i ate pizza yesterday
>>225462562I hope you are getting enough fiber. The colon cancer epidemic has me rethinking my whole diet
>>225462586this.
>>225462586I will get this My diet is heavy on processed meats, microwave meals, takeout etc.
>>225462586Just eat a guava a day that's enough fiber
>>225462499I was born in 96, I embraced my zoomer side because millenials are so cringe.
>>225462586literally just fastalso don't do experimental drugs just because the government told you to
>>225462586If you get a full colonoscopy at appropriate intervals (5-10 years, can't remember) you're basically guaranteed not to get colon cancer
Based millenials destroying the West by refusing to breed even though the dating market was okay enough in their times that it was possible to find a woman to marry unless you were giga ugly and/or autistic
>>225462666I just realized none of my friends had kids in their 20s, most are highly educated and in relationshits.
>>225462586Because people eat ultra processed slop.
>>225462666>the dating market was okay enough in their timesno guy's in a hurry to find a wife the second he turns 18
Milenals mostly grew up in a time when social media was just becoming a thing so the standards for being funny/creative were very low
I got nothing going on.
>>225462792Do zoomers really need to jestermax? That sounds exhausting
>>225462652this. Colon cancer is one of the easiest cancers you can screen for early and avoid.
>>225462586I mean that's american dogfood issue
>>225462652>nhs waiting list 50years
>>225462586Literal skill issue, shitalians like me can still eat pizza because we compensate fiber intake with pasta
>>225462499Only BBC can cure this behavior, by the way.
When I turned 18 in 2014 Tinder was already huge. Dating was the same as now.
>>225462666The dating market was not okay back in 2015 you must be smoking crack
>>225462901>Misato was a sexy MILF when I was a teenager>Misato is now a decade younger than meIt's extremely over
>>225462901Exactly dating was fucking garbage in 2014 not as bad as today but still a dumpster fire
>>225462666It's not that I'm refusing to breed, I just couldn't yet find a chick that wants to settle down
>>225462666Mormons and Jews are the only people breeding in post industrial society. I'm only responding in respect to your satanic digits
>>225463197>I can't find a whore with a body count that wants to settle downOh no the horror how do you sleep at night
>>225463256>ignores the AmishRetard much? Mormons are cope for when the Amish refuse to take you in
>>225463308Amish don't leave Pennsylvania so I admittedly don't know anything about them. Mormons are everywhere
>>225462536I'm only 31
You guys will miss millennials still being young
>>225463431Millennials were persecuted for being young people by boomers and zoomers are persecuted by gen X. In this we are more alike than different.I'm going to persecute the shit out of gen beta or whatever though.
>>225463431Millenials don't get to be old. At least the men since most of them are incels and ACK before 40
>>225463492It's true for us single lonely guys. We probably die to some disease early. Like colon cancer.
>>225463492Don't talk shit about saint breakfast palsy on the day of his passing...
>>225463572more like die from alcoholism/drugs/becoming a tree ornament. I might join a monastery or become a permanent resident in the looney bin
>>225463675I think my uncle died in his early 50s he had same type of lifestyle
>>225463707I'm not making it to 50 buddy lmao
>>225462499Quirky
>>2254629202015 hasnt stopped, its the exact same moment as it is now, 12 years "later", same as 2002Timeline got fucked and nobody wants to address it
>>225462499I eat too much pizzait doesn't feel as nice anymorebought 2 40cm pizzas the other day and I only ate 2 slicescould be the shitty appetite too ig
what generation are we on now? beta?
>>225462639Zommers born in 98 pretend that they're millenialsit's nice to finally see a non delusional zillenial
>>225463275>whore>body count Yeah I'm not saying that bud
>>225462889they will definitely have a screening program simply because it's way cheaper to snip out a polyp than treat colon cancer. Might not be for your age range though, you should look it up.
>>225463981Quirk Chungus came out as a lesbo after she dumped Man-Child, I hate this timeline.
>>225464165you just did
>>225464241That's woke logic
>>225462499kill all millenials
>>225462586i think i've got 25g + of fibers today, when i dont know what to eat i always end up cooking whole wheat pasta
>>225464255What's more woke, putting words in your mouth, or refusing to say them?
>>225462499we need to murder all millenialsthey are worse than boomers t. millenial
>>225464277Something something perpetuating racist nomenclature
>>225464328what's so racist about calling some bitch with a high bodycount a whore?
>>225464268This lentil zogchow really does it for me
>>225462536>>225462562>>225463385>>225462639wow, forgot this site is rusty af
>>225464378I think we got off course here
>>225464106yeah beta, poor fucks will miss the entire death of the modern internet and will be used to seeing AI everywhere
>>225464437Anime millennial site made by an anime watching millennial. You're just living in it.
>>225464525I'm sure they will enjoy other things anon. They'll probably love AI movies and tv shows
>>22546452530% of the males in their generation will genuinely be virgins by 25 kekworst generation to be born in
>>225463385then you are not a truemillennialyou are a zellennial
30% of gen beta males will be perma incels30% will identify as LGBTSome of those will overlap so 40%-50% of their entire generation will be non-breeders. If society thinks this is sustainable they are fucking deluded lol
>>225462499I miss this and pre "cringe" era of internet. I'll take it over now when everyone has to hide everything they like or dislike under a layer of ironic detachment
>>225463492Millenials still go to bars and do social stuff. Zoomers are the shut in generation. Alphas will probably be better since everyone had caught on to how harmfull social media and unlimited screen time is to a childs brain by the time they hit their formative years. They’ll probably mogg even millenials in this facet. Like they’ll genuinly grow up reading books and being forced into socializing due to all parents being deathly afraid that they’ll join the hordes of retarded neet incels otherwise
>>225464927MY BAR OF 20 YEARS CLOSED AND ALL THE OTHER BARS IN THIS GODFORSAKEN CITY ARE ZOOMER INFESTED SHIT HOLES WITH BULLSHIT MUSIC RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>225464993It’s time to join the uncs in the corner pub your dad used to go to anon.
>>225464927>willNigga 8 year olds now are all ipad babies. Most late millennial and gen X parents just gave up. I don't think this trend will ever reverse and people like you and me that are aware of it are very uncommon
>>225464927>Alphas will probably be betterYou are the most delulu person ITT. Alphas and Betas aren't even human beings anymore, each new generation is worse than the last.
>>225462536Why would I stop eating pizza
>>225465022Shan't. I'll just save loads of money now and get shredded. I'm genuinely a spiritually broken man
Gen Alpha is genuinely normalizing therian shit lmao. Kids walking around behaving as animals, imagine if older generations that still have shame in them disappeared and only alpha + beta existed kek. Imagine a retard that thought he was a therian until 18 trying to raise kids and start a family lol
>>225462499Quirky chungus girl who will never ever ever want kids
The older kids showed us how to be cringe and then it was cringe over
""""""Demographers define "lifelong singlehood" or "lifetime unmarried" status by looking at the percentage of people who have never married by age 50, as first-time marriages after this age are statistically rare. However, this number is rising rapidly. Projections from the Pew Research Center and the Institute for Family Studies suggest that 25% to 33% of today's young adults may never marry in their lifetimes""""""So the most conservative projections estimate 30% of the new generations will never get married. People who have even one kid do eventually get married even if to someone else. This means 30% of gen Alpha and Beta will NOT breed.But wait there's more: """''Approximately 23% to 28% of young adults (Generation Z, ages 18–26) identify as LGBTQ+, according to major demographic studies from Gallup and the Public Religion Research Institute (PRRI). This makes them the most LGBTQ+-identifying generation in history""""""30% of Alpha and Beta identify as LGBTQ+ statistically these people don't breed either.
>>225463981i would fuck her and fix her
>>225462792Millenials grew up in a time where there wasn't a persistent urge to "one up" eachother all the time and be a joyless little freak because having passion and caring about shite is "cringe" now, thanks for that.
>>225464843Kek literally me except when I looked like left I was too autistic to talk to women (I'm still autistic but now idgaf, normalfags are insufferable). Goodbye hair.
>>225465474Absolutely brootal, lad. Agepill spares no one, not even Chico
Statistically 24% of people will never have children because lack of marriageStatistically 82% of LGBT adults never have children which means around 25% of the populationThis adds up to 50% but since there's an overlap between unmarried and LGBT a more safe estimate would be 30%-40% of new generations will never have children.With a fertility rate already in the dumpster remove 40% of all people from the breeding pool. The next 20 years will be a demographic catastrophe get some popcorn
How does this personally affect you? Better get your boomer parents 2 million dollars McMansion made of cardboard and plywood because you will retire at the young age of 80 hahaahaha
>>225465546I get small satisfaction hearing that former chads can't get women anymore, lose their looks etc.Is that fucked up
>>225465690No, I'm the same. Yesterday I read that the son of Brian Jones (founder and mastermind behind the early Rolling Stones) doesn't get any benefits from his father's work with the Stones because the law entitling children born out of wedlock to inheritance came into effect in England only in July 1969 (Jones died on July the 3rd 1969 so he sired all his children before the law came into effect). That filled me with a lot of Schadenfreude
>>225465144It isn't healthy
>>225465401You are full of shit dude. Yes cringe culture wasn't a thing but we were still apes and apes thrive off showing up other males. Do you think high school bullying was invented in your generation too?
>>225466138I don't want to live past 75 anyway, if i do, i will kill myself before on my 76th birthday.
>>225466416Damn, only 4 years away from retirement in Poortugal
>>225462920I don't know about that, but back in 2015 I was smoking crack
>>225466138what's the point of living a healthy lifestyle?
>>225464268I eat about 10 fruits a day some days
>>225466138don't eat it daily
>>225465401No definitely not it was the exact opposite. Making pop culture references and being a fan of something was way more popular back then. Look at SNL sketches from the 2000s all of the 'jokes' are just namedropping celebrities, look at memes in the 2000s it was people repeating the same thing over and over. High schoolers would literally divide each other up by what music they listen to, now there's no common culture and everyone listens to obscure bands that no one else knows even their immediate friends. A millennial was way more likely to be proud of liking something and showing off their taste.
>>225467887tl;dr subcultures are dodo
>>225462499holy motherhecking QUIRKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>225465401Found the guy in his late 30s
>>225467221It makes your dwindling days on this mortal coil feel better
>>225462536what the fuck does that even mean? also millennials don't start sentences with "bro" you fucking LARPer.
>>225468075You are full of shit I start retarded posts I make with "bro" and I was born in 1993. You can't take this away from me.
>>225468250Wait till you hit the big 40 lil bro
>zoomies
>>225467997does it really though? If you're unhealthy you could die of a heart attack at like 60 at best. A healthy lifestyle leaves you demented at 90I think I'd choose the former option
>>225462536Why would you stop eating pizzas at 40?
>>225462901Hello my fellow '96er im turning 30 soon, its so fucking over
>>225462652The solution i had to drink for preparation tasted worse than sewage (ive tasted sewage)Otherwise you feel nothing
>>225462652but that's gay
>>225464927FROZEN SPIDER-MAN POOPY PANTS GONE WRONG GONE SEXUAL POOP PRANK COMPILATION
>>225462499Girls with this phenotype dump absolute MASSIVE piles of shit when they use the restroom.Don't ask me how I know.
>>225468715Our metabolism. I'm not exaggerating, if you eat a single slice, you can easily gain a pound within 24 hours. It's insane.
>>225469394My mom is in her 60s and i still eat pizzas with her
>>225462499gringas like açaí?
>>225462586I'm not too worried about early cancer since I didn't get the mRNA injection. I do feel sorry for the almost a dozen people I know around my own age who did get the shot and now have various cancers though.
>>225467887>>225466325You aren't 17 anymore, you still act like this into your late 20s. Your 30s approach, you can't stop them.
>>225462586Vax status?
>>225467312fruit contains sugar, it's better not to eat too much of it, go for vegetables instead
>>225469558Idc, I'm glad it's dead I feel 0 nostalgia for it. I'm glad subcultures, celebrity worship, and mass culture are dying. Universalism was a mistake and result in most of those people being complete posers trying to bandwagon onto things they had no real interest in.
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>>225462652insurance here wont approve it prior to 45 unless you have extreme family history or something, even then its a painI'm in favor of screening that doesn't require sticking a camera up your ass
>>225470823I'm not sure but I think AI will tend to lead to a dispersal of tastes, which would be very good
>>225470986Milennials were always proud about being uncreative, they just wanted to make the edgiest references and appeal to obsessive geeks. The line between post-modernism and plagiarism has always been thin.
>>225471136millennials were the first generation that had to live with shitty housing prices so very few of us became writers or artists because we have to work while boomers sit around collecting checks and zoomers stumble around asking questions and taking pictures.
>>225471254Funny how no-one ever talks about Gen X anymore. Truly the forgotten generation
>>225468715Cheese tomato and oil with heavy ass dough = bad acid reflux
>>225471293Sound like a (You) problem mate
>>225462499That's single middle aged woman behaviour from any era. See Liz from 30 Rock.
>>22546880737yo here Na,not so much. Yeah ageing sucks but there are brighter sides,such as no longer giving a crap about stuff that used to make you miserable
>>225470986Literally the exact opposite is already happening thanks to AI. You can see the homogenization of writing styles and graphic design across all fields thanks to people using ChatGPT for everything. If you work a white collar job you're probably already very familiar with "AI prose". It's just going to make everything more safe and samey to appeal to as many people as possible. Disneyification of all media. The only scenario in which what you're saying actually comes true is if people ditch mass media entirely (which I guess isn't unlikely if what I outlined above becomes a reality) in favor of AI-generated media made specifically for their tastes and interests. But if that's the case, who really cares? Everyone will be consuming their own tailor made stream of slop. Discussing the GrokTV movie that literally only you watched with your friends is about as pointless as trying to explain a dream you had to another person.
>>225462536>approaching 40I wish I was approaching 40 again.
>>225462499You miserable faggots can hate this type of quirk chungus millennial girl all you want, but I guarantee you'd be way happier with her than the goth mommy cosplayer gamer girl type you all seem to be obsessed with. I fucking hate it when girls are too stuck up and concerned with their own image to be silly. Even if they're dumb and not that funny, I'll take an awkward normie over a rigid plastic whore any day of the week.When you guys are older and a bit more experienced, you'll understand. Make mistakes while you're still young and learn the error of your ways like I did. Just remember, 99% of time spent together in a relationship isn't sex. It's just talking. Find a girl you can laugh about stupid stuff with, even if she's a bit dorky. Or go date a cardboard cutout instagram thot and see how long it takes before you want to commit a murder suicide when she asks you for the fifth time to take her picture while you're out on a date together.
>>225471559I've been on this m00t forsaken website for almost 20 years I was around when everyone was obsessed with anime. Weebs would freak out if they saw any other art style other than the anime style, they hated any sort of deviation. This got so bad they made /jp/ to contain touhou spam which is entirely comprised of anime girls with sameface and lazy traced doll dresses that also look the same. I look at AI media and it pulls from a variety of styles, blends them, and while not original isn't literally the same thing over and over. There is no way you can make a form of media more sterile and homogeneized than the tastes of otaku, even most of pixiv looks the same and they praise it for this.
>>225462499i call millenials zoolenials because they belong in a zoo.
>>225462619>just eat fruit from the other side of the planetGuava aint cheap here.
>>225462536I do.>>225462499Dude I HATE when bitches make faces. You know what, I just hate bitches.
>>225462499If they are single, they're either quirky chunguses or they are all jaded and angry at everything, or they are extremely judgmental of everything you do.If they are married, they can be calm and mellow, though, or any of the previously mentioned.>t.36 years old.
>>225470279:( well that's sad, I can't do anything right in this life. Fruit is convenient. I can't roast vegetables everyday for a snack
>>225471690Goth mummy? That's not the image at all. Not that I'm into those characterless types. And forced silly is worse than anything. You have it all wrong.
>>225462536>>225462586American pizza is like this.
>>225475022Chicagonians aren't human, don't you dare drag me down with them I'll denounce the flag in an instant.
mfw too poor to buy pizza
>>225475022Deep dish pizza looks like a fucking mess. It probably tastes alright, but it looks disgusting.
>>225475126i eat an entire pizza myself because i am fat and also really dumb
>>225474949you can eat something else, greek yogurt 0% fats with some nuts and dark chocolate, or whole weat crackers
>>225478552Low fat products! I trusted you, no I'm not eating that crap. I have no tolerance for lactose anyway
