azealia banks edition
need for speed: rorke's drift
>>225463802black goddess
>>225463802*chirp*
right smell
will be on the lookout for a scrawny neek in brand new vans authentics
right well that's my life arsed up then isn't it
they were playing "cut to the feeling" by carly rae jepsen in the independent cafe :)
brit stands behind Israel in whatever they've been up to today
>>225463848xitter coal
>>225463880this is me
DOOR STUCK
>just go out and get a hobby if you want to stop being an incel
>>225463881need to shag you up the arse
Sad how all the unique American accents are gone now
left cistern, or right well as it was previously known
cut my own hair with just some scissors and a comb and mumberg said it looked really good and thought i went to a barber to get it cut
what do you think heaven is like lads
>>225463943good laddid you ask her to tidy up the back for you?
>>225463930i look like her
>>225463930she's cute
mad how good at cooking i am
>>225463967im just okay but i try my best
Making a curry, listening to emo and crying about how much of a tremendous fuck up faggot I am
>>225463967Just following instructions innit
A poo scream for all seasons
>>225463960nah but i might do now that you say itreckon if i take a picture of the back and it looks a bit heavy then i'll guide her to do it
>>225463802I love her
Honduras has a very noticeable minority of anglophones that preserve english culture, they have english last names and everything, they are all black, this is why my mother was impressed when I told her english people are actually supposed to be white since everyone here believes England is some sort of black country due to the english people here
>>225463973haha yes i saw that thread on reddit too lol
>>225463956minecraft creative mode
Just had a lovely meal homemade salt and pepper chips and chicken nuggets it was lush and my lips are burning from the chillis and my eyes are watering too
>>225463979i'm eating my curry that i just reheated
summoning a brown man bearing gifts of pizza and maybe a coke zero
>>225464004I didnt see it on reddit so you just exposed yourself as a reddit gimp for no reason
>>225463967my carbonara is undefeated i make it the best out of anyone in the worldthe closest to it is this guy's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4TuIV7883Q
honduras be kidding me!
I heard that Diego is a nonce is this true
i look at my phone for about 5 hours a day at work and then i come home and immediately turn on the computer, which i then use until bedtime
>>225464011Cool :) I hope it's tasty
halloween coming up
>>225464023thank you for supporting illegal migration, grooming gangs, and the islamfication of the UK
>>225464024back to r/casualuk you go to find a different picture to repost here
>>225464031love screens me
do you like Mexican candy
>>225464058just said i dont use reddit. thats you mate. you go back there
>>225464048no problem x
feeling a buldak carbonara with fried egg on top
>>225464063Dunno
>>225464036skinwalker shit
my hair is literally just a mess back and sides and i trim the top every so often so i can make the top stick up with some vo5 matt claylooks like a mullet except there's no taper on the sides
leftypol hates this
>>225463943Nice job, fella!
>>225464109wish she had a bum like that
>>225464109yes i do hate capeshit
and the places black people live in are called english towns, we consume a lot of Worcestershire sauce because of their influence
the rape of rorke's nan king drift
Getting dark earlier now.
>>225464132Alright piehead's dad
>>225464048Worth it to get that tasty goyslop
has cami got her wang out yet
>>225464132shut the fuck up ian
>>225464145Sorry.
just done the bad poo
>>225464082sure you don't buddy
>>225464109wow she's as hot as jia lissa
You're such a comfortable liar.
>>225464132hey ian i love you x
Ian always with some bullshit
got the toast out the toaster a bit prematurely so it's all yellow and floppy
>>225464164Thank you.
*rapes Ian*
>>225464170not illegal to put it back in
evening all
>>225464145evil boy>>225464153don't apologise ian
>>225464109why change her face and body with ai
>>225464168always talm bout some "hello"
>>225464170fuckkkk forgot to buy more fucking crumpets ffs
Trump on the protester who is being escorted out of the rally:“Look at him… Oh, he’s gotta go on a diet. He’s a fat guy. Wow, wow. Gotta go on a diet fast.”
>>225464105post a pic lad it sounds fun
tories are just utterly insane
stop bullying Ian he is a decent man
wanking my tiny green cock with a pair of tweezers
starting to have doubts about my new haircut, may have gone too short
>>225463802fit
A teenager who raped a girl at a busy train station in east London has been jailed for five years.Tommi Harwood, 18, was found guilty of rape following a five-day trial at Snaresbrook Crown Court.He was also handed an indefinite restraining order and an eight-year Sexual Harm Prevention Order (SHPO).The attack occurred on September 5, 2024, after Harwood, then 16, messaged the victim on Snapchat and told her his name was “Bobby”.The court heard that the victim, a 16-year-old girl, told Harwood she was on a train, and he asked to meet her at Romford station.They met on the platform shortly after 8pm, when he led her into a waiting room and repeatedly asked her to check if anyone was in the women’s toilets.After a short while she went to use the toilet, but Harwood followed and raped her.
day off tomorrow think I will wank all day!!!
>>225464199do you reckon he knows he's fat or just actually sees a 6'4 muscleman when he looks in the mirror
>>225464219as much as it pains me to admit it (because this is a cherished national dish) pie and mash is bland tasteless slop
>>225464190
Communist activists attempt to ASSAULT and INTIMIDATE Young Bob on campus.
>>225464249you are evil and black
>>225464249>because this is a cherished donedon dishftfy
>>225464246unfeasible really isn't it
>>225464249You must not be getting good shit
>>225464219uma delicia
Tiffany Treanor-Johnson, 27, was speeding at 53mph in a 20mph zone in an Audi when she hit cyclist Harry Webb, mounted the pavement and crashed into another car in Hackney.Snaresbrook Crown Court heard Treanor-Johnson drove off after the collision at the junction of Kenworthy Road and Hassett Road, leaving Mr Webb – who was a passionate drummer and musician – seriously injured on the side of the road.Mr Webb, a 27-year-old student at the London College of Contemporary Music (LCCM), died days later in hospital. He has since been awarded his masters degree posthumously.
tonight's watch
>>225464267completely doable just make sure you keep yourself hydrated
>>225464238rorke turning a blind eye to this one
>>225464203it looks something like this except a little bit shorter on the top/front (so that i can make it stick up with clay) and a bit longer at sides and back
bro is really just posting The News :skull:
>>225464276shit I forgot to include the watchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uX7nEi1NWwI
>>225464275>ho was a passionate drummer and musiciandrummers on the ropes here
A science teacher accused of raping his student allegedly told the teenage girl that no one would love her like he did, a court has heard.Darlington Nuwertey, 32, is accused of taking advantage of the girl after meeting her while he was a teacher at Oasis Academy Silvertown in Newham, east London.He is on trial at Snaresbrook Crown Court charged with nine counts of rape and one count of being an adult who abused a position of trust by engaging in sexual activity with a girl aged 16 or above.The schoolgirl said she was 15 and about to turn 16 when she became aware of Mr Nuwertey’s unwanted attention.
saw a stall selling estrogen at hull fair
>>225464238>not ugly>not fat or unkemptwhys this nigga need to resort to rape
>>225464275Loool hold datCyclist dickhead
this is terribly sad
Sir Posthumous Master's Degree!
>>225464275another incel bites the dustthe reaper always collects
>>225464275studied in chernobyl did he
>>225464238leftypol celebrating that an english person finally did a rape.
>>225464318how so?
>>225464318have they considered making nicer food
>>225464318what's the reason? too expensive?
ohohohohohoooo
>>225464319awarded to the man who was killed by the tiger I hope
>>225464270I've had it multiple times including from famous places like M.Manze, it's always bland and disappointingand before you say it, yes of course I get the liquor
>>225463802More like israelia banks
>>225464318they should have embraced AI
>>225464308he believed what 4chan says that women's sexual fantasy is getting raped
leftypols house
>>225464364right well now I've gone to r/uniuk to see how people have responded so you have marketed very well mr. reddit man
Did he die a virgin?
>>225464238>>225464275>>225464304>>225464343>>225464364fuck of heathersubhuman you evil demon
McDonald's has deployed an AI pricing engine across its nearly 14,000 U.S. restaurants and some global markets, using machine learning to estimate customer willingness to pay and generate optimal prices for every menu item at each location. The system has widened price gaps between nearby stores, with a Big Mac in Fresno, California, selling for $5.69 at one location and $6.89 at another two miles away. Franchisees report pressure to adopt the recommendations, while the company maintains the tool is not a mandate. The pricing portal's terms of service warn that franchisees may be competitors under antitrust law. The engine, operated with Tiger Analytics, has shifted toward more conservative pricing in recent months, creating friction with franchisees facing operating costs up 36% since 2019. U.S. foot traffic has declined year-over-year every month since March.
>>225464391Leftypol would never have air conditioning
love watching iracing crashout videos on instagram
>>225464364
>>225464063don't know i live in england
didnt she get the memo that woke 1 is over?
magna cum laude
>>225464391that is leftypol's house to be fair and you really shouldn't have doxxed him
>>225464418why do you do this
what is appropriate casual footwear for a 35 year old man
>>225464400no he shagged my arse a few times
>>225464429big furry slippers
>>225464127i will move to honduras
>>225464427its a heat pump mate
>>225464418ok thanks for posting
>>225464429reebok classics
hello? #Hello
cunty boots police
Don Julio Salsa Inglesa Worcestershire Style
>>225464421they should have let her in for being black. it's racist otherwise
>>225464429crocs. red ones are best
>>225464318>jack up the prices to an eye watering amount because reasons>keep selling the exact same low quality basic burgers and nuggets>wtf why is nobody coming here any more?!
im on the drink
Woke 2.0 is HERE.
had my teabrushed my teethnot sure what to do from now until 11pm
>>225464429new balance 990s
>>225464450No this is a heat pump!*Pumps in your face*
>>225464490score an early bedtime
>>225464429trainers that you like
>>225464429Air max 95
My poo won't go down they're gonna know it was me
>>225464490read a bookbum a nigger
>>225464490have an hour nap and ruin everything
>>225464502scrom
>>225464318this is entirely because of the effect maccas has on people's poos
>>225464421will she be next then
>>225464488certainly is
>>225464502
how do i go from xxl to xl shirt
rorke cleaning his ears with a cotton bud while making a cumface
>>225464206Thing is, companies not paying tax are just keeping the money they made. Good for them. Benefits cheats are taking the money I made.
>>225464429plain white trainerssmart brown boots/timberlandsblack Chelsea boots or something similar
>>225464546don't know
my anus is in good condition today
rorke cleaning his face with the back of his paws after licking them nervously in the corner
> The High Court has ruled that the British government can keep £3.8bn worth of bitcoin seized from Chinese criminalsWow British court rules that British government can keep their stolen treasure shocker
Dey talking about some kinda yella king
my pizza arrived
>>225464580>>225464582>>225464583>>225464584fucking bizarre
>>225464583finders keepers, chang
heatherdisaster meltdown
He's here.
wonder if mumsy ever rode my dad like a cowgirl or if they were just straight missionary
>Megan Fox tried to have sex with a British porn star who has a 10 inch dickIn the end, everything comes down to dick size. If you're small, you'll NEVER be able to satisfy a woman. Even Megan Fox's famous multi-millionaire, tall, good-looking, ripped husband wasn't enough for her. IT ALL COMES DOWN TO DICK SIZE.
>>225464605He became Timmy's crush
oppa gangnam style!!!
want to go to bed but i have work i have to do first
>>225464318Sic transit gloria mundi. The American century is over. From here on out America is still incredibly powerful but it’s no longer the global hegemon.
Rorke time traveling to the pontic steppe 2750 BCE to meet his based trad Germanic ancestors
is this common with linux users in the uk or is it just in the usa
gary eats in another delibet he's just imagining all that meat up his arsehole crafted into a bbc dildo
(8) big ship 'pon de ocean what a big titanic (8)
>>225464655I'm in this picture :/
>>225464629umm
>>225464631ok
>>225464667saw a video where he says people attacked him
that's it you lot start making good posts
>>225464631shame she's bogged to fuck now and 80% plastic
>>225464655think i recognise someone in this picture
>>225464631sir, the sph thread is down the corridor, to the left in /gif/
Joe Swanson
>>225464682she was a real beauty back in the daya true beauty
>>225464655bet fishnets one is cute without her mask
doing farts that sound like theyre coming from a fart machine
megan fox has toe thumbs
>>225464631>10 inch dickthis guy is a full 4 inches bigger than me. That's almost a whole other extra dick he's packing
you have to be yourself - or at least within the confines
>>225464719so does ruby grangers
>>225464727> full 4 inches >almost a whole other extra dickhaha... yeah.. almost
>order a light snack>£30 totalgoddamn
>>225464743that is me
once watched a dick rating where the guy's dick was over 11 inches
>>225464753kfc prices are extortionate it's maddening they still get customers
>>225464770that is me
>>225464770this one of those trannies?
>>225464770are abs x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_SxLMZcbso
>>225464631Trvke
>>225464753fast food just isn't financially viable any more, you feel like a complete chump paying for it
british public being very weird once again
can you hear me
>>225464797greenwich man we out herex
Test
gabby logan sex arse
>>225464817>HOW DARE YOU SHOUT AT THE MICROWAVE >PRISON NOW
>>225464797far far too many whites depicted
>>225464818...nh
>>225464197that's breakfast ruined
The world hates a Jew who hits back. The world loves us only when we are to be pitied.
>>225464801how tall is she
>>225464817me in the 30%
>>225464860
>>225464860pretty sure you started it in fact
>>225464817where's the don't care option
>>225464889mad how morally correct the greenbros are while the reformers manage to be both racists and zionist stooges
you have no idea how good chinese food tastes when seasoned with worcestershire sauce, chow mein, fried rice, and kungpao chicken, even the stewed broccoli is made with it
>>225464817they're right
>>225464920don't get good old fashioned humour like this anymore
azealia is a hoe
>>225464892We didn't. But we're ending it.
>>225464920pooscr
sir twitter image poster
did you hear that
>>225464892The al Aqsa mosque is built on top of a Jewish temple. How can it be on top of a temple if it was there first? Was the mosque floating on air until Israel came along?
>>225464906>zionist stooges because they don't believe obviously retarded shit
>>225464943you're a hoe
Seen some off topic posts just now
horton seen some off topic posts just now
omds
Mark Felton Productions Type Beathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3z3NxNmexlg
I'm poo scream
might become someone who wears t shirts
>>225465034
genuinely mental how peng these are
>>225465045>masc>HIYA!wonder if gay men get the ick like women when they see things like this
pretending to be a jew is itbizarre behaviour
Remembrance Sunday soonGot my poppy ready
might purchase some sainsburys all butter double chocolate shortbread biscuits
>>225464989sc this would be me
been proper into milk recentlywas on the lactose free for about a year but now I can smash real milk like a champwonder if I just had a lactose overdose or something before and now I'm cured
>>225464989don't like this video because you can clearly see it says Hカップ not anything about dicks
>>225465069need that racist shite gone
Just order a munchie chicken and kofte pizza box with salad and cheesy chips
>>225465066i say hiya but im a submissive bottom
>>225465066no
>>225465081
ah yes, the tasteless clumps of dust they call 'biscuits' at supermarkets these daysgoybiscuits
>>225465049bet they say something stupid like>recommended serving size: 1 biscuit
what do londoners do when its time to stop dicking about and buy a house and settle down
google has been trying to make me watch this for the last two days not going to do it sundar!
>>225465094I don't like it because he can clearly see she has large breasts so why does her explicitly saying they're H cups suddenly intrigue him
>don't like this video because you can clearly see it says Hカップ not anything about dicks
BOSHOSH
rec me some porn to watch in bed
get the 'tex posted
>>225465148There’s a guy just like that in my psychward
>>225465069Will be booing as usual
you know the way alcohol tolerance is supposed to build up well say if for example you started getting drunk from much less alcohol and feeling worse the next day what would be happening
>>225465184real g berg
>>225465190sounds like major organ failure
>>225465190acute kidney failure (fatal)
>>225465190lupus
>>225465190kidney failure unironically dadberg and granddadberg went like that
saving it for the new
Not going to post off topic stuff in here anymore It was ruining the generalI'm reformed you see and going forward all my posts will be related to british culture
pondering a cheeky instagram new
Catberg's on a bit of a sleepy one still
>>225465148saw one like this in town today!
>>225465190That's genuinely organ failureThat's how my uncle died
>>225465049this is the only image ITT that hasn't been posted before
>>225465273Off to a good start
The missus
>>225465287false and bizarre claim
>>225465190your liver can no longer process alcohol properly on the plus side you can reverse it on the downside you have to stop drinking
rorke fuming at the woke narnia trailer
Ah yes Holland...
pineapple pizza in ovenit wush
>>225465352>>225465352>>225465352
jaffa cakes gone well small
>>225465148lmao
>>225465309this is what timmies have to tolerate in order to save the huwaitos o algo, please understand