Open the door to heaven edition>>225463156
So like this boomer frog is over a decade old at this pointWheres the generationing defining zoomer meme? wojak is even older than the trump frog btw
i’ve realized the reason people become upset when you tell them you’re a disaffected incel failure with no hobbies or social life is because in that moment they understand that you’re not trying to impress them and take it as personal offending that you don’t find them worth the effort. it’s dare i say lacanian
bro you smell like unfettered ass
>>225470251zoomers don't know how to create because they were raised with high speed internet entertainment. they never had the desire to sit down and write or draw which was already a minority of the population after television domination.
>>225470348No, it's because you're repulsive. No women, sure, I can seeSome guys are unlucky. But what kind of freak has no hobbies? Nothing they like to do? What even are you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZv62ShoStY
>>225470251>Wheres the generationing defining zoomer meme?Chud is already this
Why do all of the roasties in orange man's administration look like... that?It's freaking me out.
>>225470348If you have friends and aren't an uncle and have hobbies or any one of the three, what are they supposed to talk to you about? How Are they gonna connect with you? You're a blank slate template golem, what you except them to sit and talk to you about nothing? No, they move on to someone they can connect with
>>225470380Racist fucking Canadians I swear
>If you have friends
>>225470415https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beauty_trends_among_American_conservativesTrannies have written about 2000 words about it if you're interested in learning more
>>225470390why do you care?>>225470432that would be reasonable but oftener they become angry, they can’t accept it
bullet for my valentine (i was my own valentine)
so what are you retards up to?i ordered half a kilo of wing and i'm watching goyflix
i’m tired toilberg
>>225470579Drinking and listening to eurobeat
>>225470579watching hockey on tv and some schizo streamer on youtube talk about the new exorcist trailer. can i have a wing?
>>225470618of course frendo
>>225470579i am drinking scotch and crying
Jeb didnt really have the foolish charm of George
>>225470645WHAT A LIFEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGytDsqkQY8
>>225470701
Check out my Gripen E
monitor 1 watchin destinymonitor 2 postin /cum/that's the life
>>225466642so sad me scotch brudda is dead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbtpQHcUSzU
>>225470476Do you look like how you smell?
i like slovanon over serbanon
What's your favourite jet fighter?
DJ Sneederbaum
youtu.be/8_c1dkh9YKQwish country music still sounded like this, and not whatever is going on now
>>225470931It isn't a jet but my favorite fighter plane is the sopwith camel
I cry myself to sleep every night knowing that I will never experience the American high school life.
>>225470931The one from the new top gun
>>225470969where the fuck do you think you are?
ways for me to have sex with women? lets think of the possibilities
>jason
>>225471007In France, rather than America where I should have been born.
>>225470969What is there to experience? The best part is fucking around and going on adventures with your friends, which you can do anywhere in the world.
>>225471052this is the post
>>225470969What if your experience is like Carrie's?
>>225471039everything sucks here and is getting worse
>>225470822https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3O9g5WN554A
>>225470869well he is the better poster
your thoughts aint my thoughts
how the fuck do people enjoy whiskey or bourbon? shit burns the throat
>>225471008why dont you just pay
devoured the wingsthey were good but too saltymy sodium levels are off the charts
>>225471133tequila is the stuff you want
>>225471133gets you drunk faster than anything else so you don't have to wait.
>>225471133try fireball cinnamon whisky liquer
>>225471133So? You get used to the burnMost of them taste like shit under the burn but a few are very nice
>>225471146nuffink beat glenfiddich
>>225471148then why do they always shit on me for drinking high ABV shitbeer
the escort route, seems one where one ends up robbed or paraded on the news
>>225471133>bourbonIt feels like a warm hug in my throat
>>225471062>The best part is fucking around and going on adventures with your friends, which you can do anywhere in the world.I went to middle school in Paris, where there was nowhere to fuck around because it's a geriatric cities where everything is expensive and made for old farts and tourists.And I dropped out and became a neet before high school anyway.>>225471074I'm not a foid nor do I have psychic powers.>>225471082>everything sucks here and is getting worseWhat a coincidence, it's the fucking same in France.
need to stop at Canadian Tire
>>225471191isn't it tyre
>>225471185*city.
The guy who jumped into the tiger cage was pretty handsome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuFI5KSPAt4
apparently fireball whisky canadiandidnae ken der war summat like canadian whisky
>>225471241Fireball tastes like liquified big red gum
>>225471228You are pretty handsome
>>225471170beer with high alcohol content tastes terrible and serves no purpose when liquor exists to do the same with with far less liquid running through your system.
If I saw herobrine I would call my friend Kevin
>listen up, you dumb faggot
The guy who jumped into the tiger cage was pretty STUPID
best lo mein I ever ate was at a Korean restaurant
>>225471191Ran into some Chinese monks last time I was there
>>225471272the beer is cheaper THOUGHEVER
what is this shit
>>225471307demon worshipers
https://youtu.be/aktLRiWXfqg
imagine being a mouse getting attacked and eaten by a tarantula, how scary that would be
It seems that my neeting days are coming to an end.My parents said they're going to hire someone to help me find a job, but I really don't want to. I graduated from college 4 months ago. The way I see it, outside of bare necessity, getting a job is worth it if you genuinely like the work; want money for a family; want your own place; or want to buy things. Personally, there's no job I like the sound of (I'm so socially retarded and uneasy around other people that I don't think I'd even enjoy something I did find interesting intellectually); I don't want a family; I'm okay with living at home; and I don't spend money on anything besides the occasional book. I like being a neet, but it looks like my parents won't allow me to remain in this state forever. Can any of you provide me with some motivation for losing 8-10 hours of every one of my days for goals I don't care about at all? I don't think there's anything to look forward to in this next stage of life.
>>225471169this is superior
Greta Gerpig is a hack and I do NOT like the new Narnia trailer
>>225471351now imagine if everyone shared your attitude and decided to leech off their parents. What do you think society would look like then?
>>225471351>My parents said they're going to hire someone to help me find a job,this is one of the funniest and most pathetic things I have ever heard herethey want you out
two urbanite wimmen beat the shit out of some cop. they were jumping on him like he was a trampoline. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XopK9aovfrs
what am i doing with my nigger chungus life man
>>225471307Allah has cursed their face to match their soul
>>225471351>I'm okay with living at homeClearly your parents aren't snowflake
love dat portishead song smallsounds like peak pink floyd before they started makin' 70s dadrock slop
>>225471338>to survivelol
>>225471351your neetsome ways are at an end
I have one job offer in Philly and one in Minneapolis. They both pay about the same, each starting at $15k more than my current job.The pros of Philly are living within an hour train ride of New York, plus I wouldn't be that far from home. There's a lot of cool museums in Philly too, but I'm not sure how long the allure of that will last if I'm actually living there.The major pros of Minneapolis is that I already have one friend there, so having someone to hang out with is already taken care of. In Philly I'd have to start from zero friends. Anyone here live in either city?
>>225471351In a few years, say when you turn 30, you will be on your knees thanking God for having given your parents who give a shit about you and will not let you destroy your life.I'm 30 and I fucking wish my parents had kicked my ass and forced me to get a job when I started neeting out. Now it's too late and I'm a balding social outcast whose idea of a good evening is watching a somebody stream dogshit game then jerk off to AI.I would literally kill to be in your position, I'm not exaggerating.
Spent the whole day bobbing my head and screaming SAAAAR! Anyone else?
>>225471396whos that sexy babe
>>225471388youtu.be/gVG0-m9eYCQreal music
>>225471370i mean society is already breddy dogshidd so probs not much worse.
>>225471408Me but jews. Maybe this is why nobody likes us
>>225471281do they know why he did it
awwwwwwwwww shit here we go
I’m the smartest guy at the warehouse
>>225471370Idc about society>>225471372Job centers / recruiters are actually pretty common from what I understand>>225471395I know :/>>225471406Maybe you're right. It's just hard to see that right now
>>225471454FUCK
>>225471396phwoar shes beautifulradiant divine goddesswould dismantle her harris like the eponymous richard did a bottle of glenfiddich>>225471410ah dinnae click youtube links wee pal
>>225471408all zoomer women deez days bob their heads and talk in that ridiculous influencer accent
>>225471465I bleed 5 creed
i hate larping diddyfoid whores who pretend to be wholesome and charming more than i hate regular whores
>>225471351They’re not obligated to house your for your whole life. Working is terrible but you need to either get used to it or try to find a way out of it like everybody else does
>>225471462>Job centers / recruiters are actually pretty common from what I understandthey might be for your professionI was a contractor, and we have a job board where we can pick and choose what we want to doof course they are all short term, but the pay is good
>>225471458the cleanest piece of rubbish in the pile.
vooted in the berta referendum election early poll todayvery busylong line updemographics: 49% white 49% chinese 2% jeet and other brownthe setup was retarded. they give you ten separate ballots each with one question on it. you place them each in to a separate ballot box. this is going to be a disaster on actual election day. the demographics are mainly because i don't live in a jeet enclave but the jeet presence was lower than expected even considering that.
>>225471516That reminds me I should probably fill out my at-home ballot
>>225471516You voting for bertan independence?
>>225471462>Maybe you're right.Not maybe. I know literally 0 neet who doesn't think the same. This lifestyle is a one-way trip, it's like a really lame and prolonged suicide.You're not married to your job, try something for a few months, then maybe go somewhere else if you don't like it, the key is to never stop going.And for the love of God don't stop socializing with people your age, even just a ittle bit. It's impossible to get social skills back when you neet out for too long.
Neeting’s good work if you can get it
>>225471531>And for the love of God don't stop socializing with people your age, even just a ittle bit. It's impossible to get social skills back when you neet out for too long.I think I'm basically there already t b h. I was isolated for a few years after high school, and I didn't socialize at all in the course of my university degree.
>>225471540how do you live as a neet, and with who?
European NEETs have it so easy compared to American NEETS. Emotionally blackmailing your parents constantly is hard work
should we have a voot to separate: YESshould non-citizens have to pay for healthcare and other public services: YESshould berta shut the jeet pipeline down: YESshould berta and other provinces tell Ottawa to suck shit and pound sand: YES
I have literally never voted in a single election. Not even saying this to be smug, I'm actually kind of ashamed about it. I just don't really care what happens.
The separatist seethe is going to be beautiful
>>225471562I don’t neet anymore. I miss it though
>>225471540I was miserable as a NEET. not that Im not miserable as a wageslave too
>>225471583it dont matta. a politician will campaign on one thing then immediately do the opposite once elected.
>>225471578
NEET guy here, following up.I was think my alternative could be to kill myself? I don't really feel very depressed, but I don't like the prospect of suffering every day for the rest of my life. I am very socially anxious. I've actually gone through 2 separate intensive outpatient therapy programs specifically for social anxiety, and neither of them helped. When I'm in public or around other people, I just wilt. I don't want to feel that every day.
>>225471587I think this vote will pass. It's not a separation vote. It's a vote to decide whether to have a separation vote in future. I agree an actual vote to separate would fail.
>>225471614Do you want to live in my van together and be guerilla gold prospectors?
i am so 'lucky', so mentally ill i get about $1900 a month. been living on my own for about 20 years, had a few years of trying to work entry level jobs part time, but they ended in sorrowi spend my days doing nothing
>>225471561You're still young. Before 30, making a new friend group is easy even if you're a bit awkward.Find something that you like and that can be done in a group, it doesn't matter what, some sport, some music related shit, whatever. Don't even worry about hoes for now, just get a circle of dudes your age.
>>225471656giwtwm
>>225471624I guarantee you this vote won't pass
truth is I thought it matteredI thought that MUSIC matteredbut does it nottoxnot compare to how people matterWE'LL BE SINGINWHEN WE'RE WINNIN'WE'LL BE SINGIN
Only real nigguhs bump Sade
>>225471614Stop over complicating things. Just move into a trailer and live on government assistance
fuck outta here nigga
dinnae ken how inthought massive attack better den portisheadportishead the actual goats. flawless three album run
>>225471583Ive voted bush everytime since 2000
youtu.be/W0uUovq-mjAreal music, not that fruity british nonsense
>>225471614Eventually, the instinctual and animalistic need to socialize overrides social anxiety. But If you've been completely de-socialized by that point you won't be able to build those social skills back, so even if you don't like it now you have to keep socializing to a minimum level at least.Maybe go to church or voulnteer or something.
how can i get an american gf as a brazillian
>>225471614You need to enrol at Hustlers University, seriously
>>225471674I dunno. I think the level of quiet discontent is higher than assumed. Alberta has a tendency to do this. In 2015 it elected an NDP premier out of nowhere entirely for spite.
>>225471656corr propa liminal diss>>225471715dont fink dem are kittingtonshires
>>225471715https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvCgSqPZ4EM
>>225471656Liar
Watson and Crick did not even the double helix
>>225471592yeah, I miss being 18 too>>225471614stop being a little bitch and do what you need to do
am i shadowbanned?
>>225471732Ucp just lost a stronghold, its assumed because of the association of separatism with the ucp. Smith has been using pro confederation language recently because of it.
>>225471760I was 27
>>225471764yes, I did not see your post, or the other retarded shit you posted that was not worth replying to
accused of lying about my level neetdom
I miss being young and able to drink a lot
>>225471720be tall facially attractive ripped and a dark triad favelado drug drealer
>>225471776all my posts are very funny and deserve at least 2 replies
>>225471802but how can i do it being short and ugly and neet
>all my posts are very funny and deserve at least 2 replies
>>225471815realistically make some fat old ugly spinster feel sexy on some 90 day fiancée type shit
Farted again. I'm very sorry.
what phenotype is it actually that squirrel bucees like look that one army girl has
let's talk about our feelings, you guys never open up
>>225471854i get suicidal in the afternoon, most days, today wasn't so bad
>>225471854I feel like you're an annoying dinosaur addicted homo bitch and that makes me feel very angry at you
>>225471854i feel gassy
>>225471777
>>225471854there are not words for the profundity of my experience
>>225471854I'm feeling ready for the weekend
>>225471879
>>225471879>previous employmentThis shouldn't be allowed. What am I supposed to say if I have never worked a day in my life?
>>225471894nigga it is tuesday
>>225471854I was in a dark place but now I'm in a light place
>>225471902Make shit up and blast the resume out until you find a place that doesn't do proper background checks
>>225471902
I didn't even get Columbus Day off those BITCHES
>>225471921Its pretty easy to find those places too
>>225471911So what?Days are getting shorter and i want to enjoy time outside before winterCan't do as much after work and it is getting shittier by the day
I'm back from Canadian Tire
just placed a large wager on the hockey
suns finally gone again i hope it doesnt come back tomorrow
still thinking about that team lead semi-supervisor but not really position that opened up. i have 20 years experience. i'm the obvious candidate. if i applied i would get it. however the position appears to have been created for the manager to dump all the shit he doesn't want to do on me for which i receive a small bonus in recompense far below his pay for performing the same shit. but i could use the money. but it would mean quitting my side gig that i actually like. but i won't get another chance to make this much money for years if i turn it down.fuck this i'm turning it down. if it was actual management with actual management pay then i would consider but this is just a scam job and i bet i would regret it within a day of starting.
>>225471938Yeah i went from being miserable at minimum wage to being miserable at $35 an hour just by lying for a few years and job hopping until i learned enough shit
>>225471962great anime
>>225471962can you recommend me for the position?
>>225471973What is the bean girl anime? Are beans very important to the plot?
>>225471984no you would make my life miserable as your new subordinate and i can't have that
>>225471991we're buds i wouldnt do that
>>225471987https://myanimelist.net/anime/59169/Aru_Majo_ga_Shinu_Madeno, not at all
>>225472008Oh if it isnt about beans I'm not interested but thanks
ayo this nigga interested in BEANS
if you end up a neet and you want to leave that life, it is imperative that you do NOT get into video games and anime
girls that make good porn are very few and far between, seems like the meta is just pics and 10 second clips most it not even naked
back from the gym
>>225471902You're supposed to put any kind of training, vocational school or experience
>>225471929>23Ah, an optimist.>>225471921Right. Time to scammaxx, I guess.
Chris Hargensen is Carrie Red
>>225471854Last week I told my kid be honest, always be honest. He said alright I’m not your kid !
>>225472084literally who
does god hate women
They not like us
>>225472068Yeah just do itStart at the bottom and learn a bit then find a better job in 6 months to a year when you can bullshit your way into it and keep leapfrogging
Have a hankering for some potato chips
dinner is taking too long to cook
women aren’t even whores, they’re something worse
>>225472096This is a rodney dangerfield joke if I've ever heard one
02 a shit. this is strawberry coutnry
what's your guyses most extreme opinion
>>225472156Nice try glowmonger
>>225472140meanwhile men will fuck thousands of women if they could and guys applaud them.
What do we think?
>>225472156Humanity is doomed unless we form a one world government led by a benevolent dictator
>>225472166Thats in line with my general theory
>>225472166fake and gay. instead of wasting time researching made up quantum bubbles and other shit with no practical use scientists should be working diligently to create IRL anime cat girls
>>225472067>training, vocational school or experience404 not found.>>225472127Thanks for the motivation Anon, who knows, maybe I can get out of NEEThell this year.
What’s the most valid criticism of white people?
>Humanity is doomed unless we form a one world government led by a benevolent dictator
>>225472194we simply care TOO much. we try TOO hard. we are TOO good at everything
>>225472194too perfect
Im not good at calculus
>>225472194love minorities too much
>>225472194https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDmXR6pvCto
>>225472166zefram cochrane spoke of this
>>225472216Same. Thankfully I took it during COVID so I could cheat on the exams
>>225472194Too easily gaslit and guilt-tripped.
>>225472156wish total nuclear war would happen
>>225472193What industries are in your area for employment? If you are planning on getting ballsy and lying about any education make sure it isn't illegal where you are lol.
>>225472165yeah men are whoremongers. if women were whores the world would be a paradise. for a man it feels good to bust a nut and there is really no moral dimension to this. women don’t enjoy sex and foidian motivations are far more cozening and inscrutable
>>225472194culturally suicidal
>>225472194They thinks dogs should have the right to vote
Is a suicide note technically a confession of murder?
what are your guyses thoughts on tofu
so this is what jason is up to these days...https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1791935649099353.mp4
grok what do I think of tofu
>>225472259It would be funnier to kill yourself and leave a small note in your wallet saying>If you find me dead they got me and will make it look like a suicide
>>225472262i love it. i sometimes eat it cold and plain
Don't like nazis
How about that guy who shot himself with a gun attached to balloons and the gun flew away
I got quads and nobody even gave me a (you)
AI is gonna bankrupt software companies because they'll be able to re-create software for free
>>225472237where is that not illegal. thats literally fraud
>>225466642crazy how in 10 short months, my opinion of jews have completely changedThey are cartoonishly evil lmao>inb4 nazieat shit and die jude, LEAVE THE REGULAR DUDES OF AMERICA ALONE
>>225472357I can't think of a single evil Jew
>>225472357oh and you’re perfect
You never see anyone get accused of being JIDF anymore
>>225472237I was thinking HVAC, looks like every summer is gonna be hell from now on and barely anybody in this gay country has AC for now, so it's probably gonna be hiring.And yeah I'm not quite dumb enough to straight up lie about diplomas or job experience or whatever, but maybe I could work some dead end menial shit for a while and then "inflate" my CV a little bit. Maybe make it sound like the work was harder than it really was or something.
I'm tired boss
video james review site that condenses every game down into a list of trigger warnings for retard incels (#Niggers, #LGBT, etc) and faggot trannies (#WhiteMaleProtagonist, #Suicide) and a link to the games steam page for efficient review bombing purposes
idk y ppl eat sweets when fruit tastes better and is good for u
>>225472394People stopped jew hate and starting jeet hate. Really makes you think
tonight we rest.
*rests my ballsac on your moms face*
>>225472415What about video jonhs?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=koIB6ujTWXA
>>225472451#DeadNaming
Black guy arrested for “meandering”
Honoré de Balzac
>>225472377hitler innit
Birthday suit
Psst! I hate you!
when was the last time stonetoss was funny
>>225472506I hate how much i love you
Gaylord H. Gaysexman (pronounced GESsexmen)
>>225472522I love your moms juicy ass
garry bettman is going to screw me out of money again
my farts literally smell like shit wtf
One little pigeon sitting in a tree
Making hot cocoaI like to add chartruse Mexicans I hear put hot pepper in it which is whack in my opinion
>Edmonton man gets 8-1/2 years for strangling roommate amid feud over apartment cleanliness
That thing thing you just said? It’s cope
>>225472647me bottom left
>>225472683NO ITS NOT!DON'T SAY THAT!
i don't like hot drinks because i don't like burning my tongue
ok, so the trick to helping my team get at least a point per game in the standings is to bet against them
>>225472681
>>225472698They actually increase the risk of esophageal cancer
>>225472704
Babe you arent going to like this but i signed us up for couples therapy tomorrow nightIf we can't work on this together then it's over
There's people who can spend $500 on a poseable dragon toy without worrying at all but I have to decide if I want apple slices or some grapes for the weeks excessCapitalism has failed burn it all down
>>225472717I’m leaving you for Tyrone and taking the kids with me
every serb's dream is to live in austria or germanyour biggest export is medical personnel to those two cunts
>>225472709Us pussy eating, coffee drinking smokers have it rough
>>225472714
fuarrkkkkk my peenus weenus needs some touchy wouchy >_______<
^faggot
*tapes a bomb to your penis with the timer ticking down from 10 seconds*
>>225472736*snippus the very tippy wippy of your dicky wicky with toenail clippers* :D
waiwhat does the slovenia poster flag look like den. indistinguishable
vienna could be the best city in europe to live in
>>225472761florence*
>>225472757Donkey
Perhaps you're overvaluing what you don't have and are undervaluing what you do have
Someone needs to make a cool /cum/ banner with the flags for Canada, USA, Mexico, Slovenia, Serbia, UK, and Israel, as well as some references to specific /cum/ personalities
>>225472767I don't have anything and I have nothing
>>225472761third man propa gud filmremember a review of david bowie's "heroes" compare the tailebd of neukoeln to third manBeauty and the BeastSense of DoubtV-2 SchneiderJoe the LionBlackoutSons of the Silent AgeMoss GardenNeukoeln"Heroes"
Don’t google AOC yoga pants
>>225472761third man propa gud filmremember a review of david bowie's "heroes" compare the tailebd of neukoeln to third manBeauty and the BeastSense of DoubtV-2 SchneiderJoe the LionBlackoutSons of the Silent AgeMoss GardenNeukoeln"Heroes">>225472719i mean its been like dat forever innit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McQNT2bfSbM
>>225472767corr reckon dat doggingtonshire look exactly like you>>225472780fink ill be daein' just dat
>>225472794thought that said deadnigger
>>225472767It is in our nature as animals to desire more. Contentedness was not a winning trait, but now there are 8.3 billion of us and resources are more scarce than ever
There's probably nothing interesting in Area 51
wow that's a really insightful post or something
>>225472831according to sum population prediction fing on youtube world population forecast to plateau sumwhere between 10 and 11 billion. fink it even goes down at some point
it is in my nature as an animal to desire to insert my penis in a vagina and cum deep inside yet i've been denied so
>>225472834https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_GFAt-5q2E
>>225472834i think there was at one point but not now
and dats not even considerin' that a study predicted like 4 billion deaths are garn be due to climate change starting at a global temperature we are expected to arrive at on about 25 years. but like obvi its hard to tell how that will affect the population innitm sumwun would haftae do sum math
>>225472854
gonna play videogames now, later nerdbitches
>>225472831We must be better monkes
>>225472794banger. would blast at high volume while driving at night.
