Composition book or notebook
first for MEGA FART
BOMB BRAMPTON
A REALLY big spider just scurried under my bed and now I'm scared to go to sleep
>>225472873No stopThe eastern us doesnt need more toxic clouds of canadian smoke
Keep your lives free from the love of money and be content with what you have, because God has said, “Never will I leave you; never will I forsake you
>>225472875It is going to lay eggs in your ear while you sleep and poo in your mouth
Canadian boy butt-brampton
live and let live when it comes to spidersdeath to flies and moths though
The current CEO of IHOP started out as dishwasher
dumb takagiposter
>>225472888hi
all cats are pettable, but some only once
>>225472887Stop it it was huge I thought it was a mouse at first! What if it crawls on me or scrambles over my foot if I have to pee!
>>225472873Nuke Surrey
some dogs are doggos, others are puppers
>>225472909Put cotton balls in your ears and nostrilsTape your mouth closedBe on red alert. This is not a drill
Look at this one
There is a disturbance in the force
It's not funny anon maybe I'll sleep on the sofa tonight and try and find it in the morning
Maybe I should get a dog. Might help stave off the loneliness a little bit.
>>225472934It isnt a joke spiders love ears
maybe I should keep drinking
I was an all county third baseman
the new narnia trailer is a massive "FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU" to c.s. lewis' legacy. of course it's a foid director.i hate women so much it's unreal.
>>225472965>batting average: .167
>>225472880When we all lose our money and move into hoovervilles and you live in a shack made of corrugated metal, you'll ask God where the working plumbing and electricity is and you'll hear nothing but your fent-shooting neighbors screaming at his demons. That is why you should be earning as much money right now as you can, and spend it freely to enjoy life as much as you can before shit hits the fan
Forgive yourself
watching streamers, this shit is so hype
>>225472984impossible
>>225472975damn nigga im sorry you are upset did you consider burning yourself alive in protest of this injustice
extremely stupid aquaposter
>>225472980you were in the chess club
>>225472987watching criken, hes a huge burn out so i barely watch him anymore
>>225472989Possible
>>225472996we didnt HAVE a chess club
>>225472990lewis famously always envisioned his series as a rock opera.
>>225473001how?
>>225472996erm, ACKSHUALLY, it was chess camp over the summer.
>>225473015By doing it
I don't care if I have to phonepost for the rest of my life I will NEVER verify my email
>>225473019ok thanks i will also just be myself
>>225473026wdym, you don't have to verify email on desktop
>>225472987w speed
>>225472984No. I've wasted my 20s moping about having wasted my teens. There's no forgiving that. It's over.
>>225472909It's probably just a giant house spider. They're all over at this time of year. They're harmless
>>225473004hmmmmmm yea i see your point sucks the books and original movie will vanish forever but thems the breaks
under a flood and tornado watch
lol
>>225473056There is always forgiveness
Just got the news that it’s over
>>225473065what if they combine like voltron into a typhoon and kill you that'd be awesome
under a boob and butt watch
>>225473068china will fix this
>>225473065
>>225473074I don't think that would be awesome why would you say something so mean I've been nothing but nice to you
>>225473075Don't be under the butt too long or you really will need to watch out hah ha!
>>225473068they were already out of stock most of the time anyway. same thing already happened awhile ago with lower end cards too, all of it is ceasing production so those materials can go to datacenters instead.
I’m literally Canadian
White girls farting violently into my face.
i don't really like beans
>>225473091and thats a good thing!
>>225473058I don't mind these little ninjers, but my mom is terrified of them. All women seem to be afraid of bugs, for some reason.
the memory chip cartel and its consequences have been a disaster for gamer nation
would underwater welding be a good job for a shy young man with a romantic disposition
Where to live as a lonely entrepreneur looking for a wife
>>225473118HAMMOND
>>225473118Get this ai shit out of here
>>225473092>>225473095>>225473099Legendary run of posts
ENHANCEI guess even autistic herbivore nerds can get pussy if they geomaxx. No way I would have hapa kids, though.
I'm at the sofa now. I put my cat in my room with the spider and shut the door. She's got a water dish, and she'll meow if she needs to go to the litter box. I'll check on the situation in an hour or two, until then I'll take my mind off of things with some Noita. Thanks all, I'll let you know if anything comes to pass. Good night!
I had chicken pot pie for my birthday last night.
>>225473134>No way I would have kids, though.obviously, women are repulsed by you
>>225473134Meant for >>225473068
>>225473144hell yeah
Yui is intelligent
it's not that "everybody is stupid except for me", i'm not exceptionally bright, and it's BECAUSE i'm not exceptionally bright that it terrifies me how many people are dumber than me.
>>225473166highly autistic*
>>225473144i don't smoke pot with my chicken but maybe that's a cultural thing in shree lanka
the most intelligent people in the world are autistic. being autistic is a prequalifier for super intelligence. autistic people should be thanked for existing and bettering humanity.
>the most intelligent people in the world are autistic. being autistic is a prequalifier for super intelligence. autistic people should be thanked for existing and bettering humanity.
>tfw fap before bedtime
Worth noting that trans people are roughly 3 to 6 times more likely to be autistic than normal people
Why did my parents have to name me Mordecai Gaylord
>>225473092hell yeah
>>225472975Every decision made on that project seems deliberately provocative, I am sure they will slander Aslan for absolutely no necessary reason as well
>>225473224the tranny in my program dresses like a 2000s emo girl and she’s super tall and thin like elizabeth debikiquite a striking figure tbqh
>>225473046Not him, but despite what some 'tards in here say, the random rangebanning makes it harder to post on my desktop than a phone. Multiple anons have pointed out that they can only phonepost sometimes because of gookmoots stupid decisions.
Just blew my load on GOD
>>225473146An asian might not be, judging by some statistics. But I don't want racemixed kids.
>>225473158Idgi. Are paralyzed people unable to commit crimes or something
Americans should kiss Canadians
>>225473249sounds gay
>>225473249>she’s
>>225473224they are also more likely to dress like trashy whores and carry single strap shoulder bags (not a purse). this is near ubiquitous. saw a dude in my old neighborhood just before i moved out strutting down the street wearing a collar and ripped fishnets. don't try to tell me this is just some identity thing when you dress like that. you dress like that because you're a pervert and you trooned because you're a pervert.
Fragrances are quite popular these days, I have a decent sized collection
>>225473249>a man has a striking figureLol what a faggot
Time to lift weights. I need to grow my big muscles even more so all the /cum/boys will think I'm hot stuff!
>shethis is unironically the new brony epidemic
>>225473325It's autogynophilia or however you spell it. They seethe so much at the concept because it's obviously true in most cases.
>>225473334Nobody wants your bussy
>>225473249Aye, dis nigga respectful of people's gender identities
>>225472854So weird that the left didn't care about white genocide at all but when brown people started getting killed they're all upset nawh Sort of s double proof isn't it
two scoops onegai~
I need a white female to brap into my mouth.
>>225473341I'm a penis man for pentrative sex of the woman sex. But you of this general are gay men and likely think I'm hot af.
I don't trust people who talk and they show their bottom row of teeth
Imagine pulling up to the cheque cashing place in this.
>>225473348Because White genocide is their goal. Of course, violent browns getting wasted by other browns is problematic to them, because these dead browns are now unable to migrate to Europe and murder White people.
theres no such thing as "white genocide"
/pol/posting europoids OUT
brown people who pander to white supremacists are as cringe as male feminists
zainichi toilers in my favela have finally stopped making noise and gone home
prices need to go up even higher.
>>225473397Redditjeets OUT as well
posting in a goshcel thread
>>225473403They're not just pandering, some of them genuinely see themselves as white
>>225473403This is only true if they are Indians
>>225473429Good thing I'm first generation taiwanese
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cv6tuzHUuuk
>>225473441all first generation immigrants to all countries are spiritually redditjeets.
>>225473441>
>>225473453Nah man I take the train
>>225473397Ching chong ding dong.
Gay sex with YOUR body
We simply need unlimited immigration from third world countries. Think of the line!
im sick so i cant go to work
Texted something cringe to the tinder match . It's over. I have to just unmatch now there's no salvaging my mistake. I need to cut my losses before I dig the hole deeper
He's so right
>>225473453>>225473465That's him done then
>>225473499It's okay anon. Get some rest.
>>225473504what was it? probably wasn't as bad as you think
>>225473430Idg the meme. The joke is the guys a jiggalo or what
>>225473499Hi ale
>>225473504Might as well try to play it off cute like you were being ironic or something. A Hail Mary play.
>>225473514the joke is open the strait you jew niggers
>>225473507I saw an instagram foid make like 5 videos where she was clearly seething about this, then I later saw what he said and it was so mild, like damn comedy is not going to survive the next decade or so, is it?
Mutt insecurity just went wild and almost derailed the entire thread Much to think about (alluding to the leftists)
>>225473519What does fucking an old bitch have to do with the strait of Hormuz
>>225473528retard
trying to corner the extremely niche market of sexy women who want male prostitutes
>>225473529So it's like a play on words and her pussy is the strait, or what
>>225473535see >>225473519
>>225473533You got this bro
>>225473517blump truly fucked us in the pussy
>>225473544What the sigma...
kinda wish i died all those times i tried to kmsim not depressed and i dont want to kms anymore im just so so tired how can people handle like 80 years of thisbeen doing the nyt crossword these days tho its fun i guess thats what life is about>>225473515hello hello
N
>>225473541So he's opening her strait (pussy) ? So she's like symbolically meant to represent Iran in this situation or what. So the young guy is the Yank and whore is Iran and he's fucking Iran who is an old lady thus opening her pussy which represents the Strait
women are whores yet they refuse to approach me, curious
>>225473565This is actually you right now
>>225473559Yeah life sucks
>>225473566Even a whore wouldn't want to fuck a monkey
>>225473578I'm sure thats due to lack of accessYou see how they are with dogs
Reese cups taste like crap
>getting b8'd that easily
Sitting here lifting weights and watching hockey, waiting for my piss to become red.
>>225473588so I saw this today in madison wisconsin like can you guys get an actual job like fuck a duck
what should I name him?
>Canadian consumer insolvencies hit 37,523 in Q2 2026, surpassing the 2009 Financial Crisis.What the fuck is even happening in Canada?
>>225473591redditjeet is very stupid
I never pictured Iran as a busty old lady but I suppose I'd hit it
not many /cum/mers know i spent 3 years and 7 months in prison
>>225473614Lil nigga
eating some potato soup that momberg made
>>225473614Numale
>>225473626I didn't know that bestiality laws were so strict in Serbia
>>225473626The infamous dog incident?
>>225473626For h'what?
Don't know what insolvency means
>>225473614vulva
>>225473614nermal
>>225473647i stabbed some guy
>>225473667Did you repent?
wish i could do roids
Pinche culero, you think you can walk into my neighbourhood carrying a filéro without paying the piper mamón? Chale! I'm gonna show you what's up puto!
>>225473651Based liberal anon
>>225473667average serbian
>>225473671i don't feel remorse
>>225473676Me except it's peptides
>>225473687What about for the dog
>>225473667How long did it take for the guy to cum?
>>225473658Nermal is a boy cat.
>>225473523>>225473589Lmao, negroes got SOVL I have to give them that.
>>225473688theyre expensive but at least they dont kill you
The streamer said my name :D
Making some hot chocolate
>>225473702you can say faggot on twitch?
>>225473711Well that's him done up
out of all south park characters i identify with cartman the most
>>225473724Same, but big gay al
watching jojo
you can identify with any character you want but in reality you are all jakovasaurs.
>>225473724Kenny is the cutest
>>225473724I can see why
Using BCE/CE is actually more based than using BC/AD because there is nothing before Christ
>>225473739Which part
>>225473750A daring hypothesis
miscalculated the time i would want to eat dinner. now i'm here ready to eat and the rice cooker will not be done for another 12 minutes.
>>225473750I just use bc/ad because its what I grew up with and didnt need changing if the new terms use the same exact dates anyway
>>2254737543
>>225473752Strange reply to a squirrel
>>225473768>the new terms use the same exact dates anywayThat's why it's so stupid
>>225473441ayo dis nigga invented street sharks
>>225473752Why doesn't allah save him?
>>225473667A non-White, I hope.
Everyone is mad cause Shane Gillis called women who wear those weird gym shorts "whores". I think this is the woke 2.0 they were talking about
>>225473826Inch resting that this happened right before midterms
>>225473826I assume it's because of midterms approaching that this slop keeps going viral, but that Clancy thing turned Cornell thing & now this seems to have reset everyone back to a 2017 worldview.
Shin Evil Redditjeet stage themehttps://youtu.be/3SgO8-0JzJg
>>225473844Kek, but he got jannied earlier so idk if he will freak about it this time
What is the best way to ask your boss for a raise? My boss and I get along, and I produce good work, however I still rely on him and his partners to bring the business in.I've been there for 2.5 years, and have doubled my productivity in 2 years.
>>225473862Offer him a tug job
>>225473826I learned the other day that the visible camel toe in those shorts is deliberate by the wearer. They are hoes seeking attention.
Me irl
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1791946694585198.mp4
>>225473799if they were indian theyd be street sharts
>>225473871it wasn’t supposed to be a f*cking documentary…
I believe in one God,the Father almighty,maker of heaven and earth,of all things visible and invisible.I believe in one Lord Jesus Christ,the Only Begotten Son of God,born of the Father before all ages.God from God, Light from Light,true God from true God,begotten, not made, consubstantial with the Father;through him all things were made.For us men and for our salvationhe came down from heaven,and by the Holy Spirit was incarnate of the Virgin Mary,and became man.For our sake he was crucified under Pontius Pilate,he suffered death and was buried,and rose again on the third dayin accordance with the Scriptures.He ascended into heavenand is seated at the right hand of the Father.He will come again in gloryto judge the living and the deadand his kingdom will have no end.I believe in the Holy Spirit, the Lord, the giver of life,who proceeds from the Father and the Son,who with the Father and the Son is adored and glorified,who has spoken through the prophets.I believe in one, holy, catholic and apostolic Church.I confess one Baptism for the forgiveness of sinsand I look forward to the resurrection of the deadand the life of the world to come. Amen.
>>225473869>workout bodysuits with full length zipper>they always leave them half unzipped to show cleavage despite this making the outfit significantly less convenient to wear exercisingFoids just be like dat
>>225473871i wish i had bitcoin
>>225473871I posted this earlier today
Polish Immigrants got lynched all the time in Texas.
egirls don't say rawr xd swag anymore instead they say things like "dicaprio is in a problematic age gap relationship"
>>225473799And the stretch limousine toyota avalon
>>225473923They either spew the most woke garbage possible or the most insincere chud LARP possible now, no in between.
Wordle was torturing my cock and balls for a bit there but I figured it out
https://youtu.be/7P4KrdJooxk?si=i_kjpRDHRA2MHwbT
>>225473941Chads don't even say this anymore, they are all about looksmaxxing shit now. It's been a crazy change these last few years.
I... am steve
Any St Louis Blues man in
>>225473950Once I was walking in the local outdoor mall and a black family started yelling "STEVE!" at me. I look at them in confusion and they go "HA! You look like a Steve"
>>225473950CHICKEN JOCKEY!!!!
>>225473950Should I watch the Minecraft movie
when I was a kid my mom tried to teach me to save money or someshit by having me work for fake coins that I could exchange for real money, but I wasn't falling for her jewish tricks and probably had at most 3 coins. I guess that's why I'm a bum ass chud unc now
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1791947592568348.mp4
>>225473949Chads dont need to lookmax
breaking: fk changed his discord profile picture
Made one>>225473936
I know most of them are kinda retarded and zogbots, but gahdamn if some American cops aren't based as fuck. Beats what they got going on in Europe.
>>225473915Technically they were german or prussian at the time not just polish, the freethinker movement was pretty wide, you can still go visit their settlements in some areas, like Sisterdale has some of the original settler cabins preserved and Comfort has a monument built by german union loyalists during the civil war who were killed for refusing to fight for the confederates
>>225473957its funny because you are actually dumber than the niggers for not understanding the situation
We do not care
Killing people is bad
>>225473982What do you think I misunderstood?
Very wise
>>225473974Didn't say they did, their pages are all about explaining looksmaxxing and shit to people. LTN reply tbqh
>>225473979filled his bowls alright
>>225473989the situation, damn you are a stupid ass steve nigga.
>>225473987What if they're a pedo?
dropped my meat on my phone and on the floor like some retarded gay baboon
>>225473987even george floyd?
drum pattern is very very psychedelichttps://youtu.be/8rXjtsG23K4?is=8wF1UPTbVvTkWTPp
>>225473987If no one killed Jesus then we wouldn't have salvation
>>225473955we're all Sharkschads here
>>225474020I want to make love to Celebrini's boyhole
Gore has been up on the 'log for over an hour, janny don't care tonight post whatever (you) want.
I live near a major road that people street race on
>>225474018Christ fulfilled the prophecy in Isaiah. He died on the cross for us.
vote for a faggot sheriff get faggot copslet faggots rig elections get fucked in the asssimple sivics
>>225474036>He died on the cross for us.So, exactly what I said?
>>225474033FUCKING HATE THOSE PEOPLE AND IT'S ALWAYS AT LIKE 2AM
>>225474007uma
>>225474033VGH, the ricers of vancouver...
I never saw street racers at 2am. Those fucking jabrones only come out in rush hour traffic on friday
i'm a good person overall
>>225474033Call the police. It's probably Browns racing.
Thinking of buying a house
>>225474081nihaoma
>>225474081I'm trying to sell mine in Ottawa. It's certainly a buyer's market. My townhouse has been up for a month, with zero viewing requests. Today we dropped the price $9k.If you have the funds to buy, now is probably as good a time as ever to score a deal.
did a big poo
https://youtu.be/CVhol0iAQ1s
Name a country where the whites are yellow and the yellows are white
>>225474180wut
>>225474180Finland
>>225474180The United States
Any nyc anons wanna hang? https://youtu.be/8TToLgW7zuc?is=E3TNXvGsEHnX9EQX
SHARKS
>>225474199Correct. Now name a country where poison is medicine.
>>225474102I'm prepared to make you an offer. $50 US American right now, do not let this offer go by because it won't be available tomorrow
>>225474210France
>>225474033same. 11:30pm every night. same spot. same intersection used as a starting line even. police stake this out about once a month but it does fuck all to stop anything. i wouldn't care except that the current fad in exhaust tuning is for the loudest possible BLAP-BLAP-BLAP noises.
cum
Make a dating app profile, niggy
>>225474244splooge
girlberg heart reacted my text in a class group chat... yeah, im kind of a big deal
Hitler did NOT kill himself
>>225474220Too low. I'm asking $409,000 cad. It's a townhouse in Ottawa.
50 usd = 409,000 cad by eoy
I think you if you wanted to hunt humans like the Predator, Greece would actually be a pretty good bet. Athens is a super densely populated corrupt shithole with a castrated police force that can't even solve crimes filmed from multiple angles in broad daylight. They're also used to crime and violence. Tokyo or Taipei would be good too but they're extremely suspicious of foreigners and violence isn't an everyday occurence there that they just live with. Besides, I said humans.
good GOD just fumigated my room with a noxious fart
Clayface trailer is very gross I'm tired of seeing it
>laffs
at leas one of you has got to be a woman stop lying its just plain statistics
Sweet treats are quite fattening aren't they
its been years since i last ate a chocolate chip cookie :(
>>225474296Not honey
>>225474294Women are a myth created to pacify the masses
Midnight cowboy is literally me
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/35vLtwjniqUthe lads
>>225474307Ain'tchu a NEET?
>>225474317whats that to do with anything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sNRy-oayl4
Its cold, niggy. Last week my nuts were drenched because of the heat, last night I was freezing. I ain't got no blanket or anything, I just put on a hoodie and sweatpants, benchod.
>>225474406>>225474406>>225474406>>225474406new
