Barafundle edition
>>225472991sir kylian mbappe
how do you do isee you met myfaithful handy-man
there are 245 posts in the old you MONGS
>70% of the world's black billionaires and 80% of the world's black millionaires - are americanactually quite mad that161 years ago they were property and it's still objectively the best place to be black in the world
When I die I hope I am placed in caring gentle women sex land as a heaven
>>225471526>>225471526>>225471526
Ice cream chillin yeah ice cream chillin
imagine you are up in a high rise high on drugs and a bomb explodes beneath and the mandem have to cope with their own looming deaths innit
Someone posted porn earlier so i had to goon to that and now its late, great
got a headache because i forgot to drink any water today and i don't want to get up and get some water
>watching unc mastermind from the 90s with John Humphries>absolute shite at it >watching modern mastermind with Clive Myrie from the 2020s>get most general knowledge questions righthas it been dumbed down or do I just not get the pop culture references from the unc timesthe mind boggles
I just showered, why do i smell like cow shit again
Girugamesh!
>>225473568>>225473569>>225473571yeah?
saw a brown person the other day
>>225473577people were expected to be smarter in the 90s i think
>>225473592Get the fuck out of my sight before i rape you
>>225473611I have to poo.
>>225473602Looked in the mirror did you
>>225473602can't remember the last time i saw a brown person
>>225473619surely you jest?
>>225472991love this cheeky cunt haha
had a terrible dream last night woke up in anguish, don't know why brains do this to us
>>225473602Was his arse nice?
mental how I'm going to literally create one to three brown people via breeding my beautiful african wife
young bob is britain's greatest living intellectual
this /brit/ game?it's over pal.you oughta hoof it back to..... where ya gonna go? ya life? ya family? you poor half-baked freak. nothing more than a circus funhouse attraction.
>>225473636no i do live in the countryside though
>>225473650
>>225473659someone use chat gpt to make this intoa renascence painting
>>225473640Usually my dreams end in death.Me drowning is the most common, i try to swim to the surface but the more i try the deeper i sink. Deep enough i only see black, then i wake up.
>>225473644bit woke
Europe is my birthright.
might plug my arsehole with my fantastic arse plug
>>225473670so it seems. so it seems. but in fact she is just a good hearted woman I no longer care that my children won't look like me, because I love her, and she wants children, and I want her to be happy.
new england is my birthright
>>225473669what do you think causes it?
>>225473698You can have it >>225473705I am Irish and Catholic
>>225473720>You can have itok thank you i will have it
I had a brief moment in my most recent dream where I'm looking at four people who are all naked on a sort of wooden table I suppose it was. One of them is a women and there's a man about to shag her and they're paired off, besides them is two men and they're paired off. One of those men is Sam Hyde and he's being super loud and doing it all in an Irish accent, I specifically remember him shout 'OOOOOH YES THE COCKY-O' when the man's cock finally began shagging him and he sort of squirted out his anus somehow and I was quickly revolted then thankfully it stopped
Striking photo released by the White House of Katie Zacharia entering her first press conference as Press Secretary.
>>225473742
you think /brit/ is gonna be there for you when you're down and out???NO!!!!!yank's the one there with the helping hand!!!
>>225473756would prefer this image with humorous people subtly shopped (or indeed AI'd) into the sitting crowd
>>225473742Get some rest Quentin
>>225473781I wish Quentin had that dream instead of me, it's come up in my mind thrice throughout the day and I was still grossed out by it, it felt somewhat sinister too. Does seem like a Quentin-esque post I'll give you that, he'd probably include an EM dash somewhere and word it better however
>>225473770i love yankee women
I dunno /brit/ it's like just the fucking regularness of life is too fucking hard for me or something i don't i don't know
>>225473806they play well with the suckers
Beauties of the Orient
>>225473820was just watching them play with their buttholes a moment ago
Mad how Europe doesnt really have skyscrapers You'd think they would do 1 city with some skyscrapers. Just build a new city from scratch in Denmark. But no, nothing to be built. A dead continent.
ain't like this is the first time i had to dodge a bulletthey're coming here expecting a life-time rewardand getting a disappearing act
>>225473832mad how gay sex arse
Toil in 4 hours!
>>225473864yay!!!!!
>>225473864not for menot for mine
>>225473811i want to be a sucker of her lovely bum
shut your gay porn mouth "nigga"
>>225473896mental that teacher was just going about saying that
>>225473756Crep cheque on man like Doocy js
crazy that i need benefits to live but any action taken to come off benefits and rejoin society would leave me homeless and potless
usually don't care much for pizza but could def go for some pepperoni 'za at the minute
>>225473896*shuts mouth*
Got the Christian rap music on
going to try lucid dreaming
>>225473947tried this and ended up getting erectile dysfunction
>>225473958right explain what happened there then
>>225473958how does that work?
>>225473947Longest one I managed to have was seven seconds, was quite cool though, everything because ultra HD and it was like I had put glasses on, I should have carried on cause that was good progress, it seems worthwhile
>>225473963>>225473964trained and practiced to have a sexual lucid dream to no success and now my willy barely works and when it does work it goes off in about 10 pumps
might start taking steroids again
>>225473940
Wo-ooh! Woman hold her head and cryAs her son had been shot down in the street and diedJust because of the system (system)Woman hold her head and cryComforting her I was passing byShe complained, then she cry
>>225473983Why would it do that if you had no success, wouldn't that mean you were just dreaming and nothing occurred to your willy
>>225473994big fan of this beard style
>*it's 4:18am, majority of /brit/ is soundly sleeping..**I enter..*https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1791947740628056.mp4
*walks into /brit/ without a hairline*hahaha alri
just got woke up by banjo pussy
>>225473947alri juicewrld
>>225474017mad that they caught this on camera
https://youtu.be/VDzMEtdHRzI
>>225474038me in the back
>>225474069she had bedcam, i wasn't expecting her to upload it
>>225473864toil in an hour!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jgi1txjrKZkZoomoids can't handle this CHOON.
>>225474107my arse after an indian takeaway
feel like a fungus
i never learned how to use chopsticks
>>225474120i never learned how to grow up, im a 32 year old kid
>>225474120I'd think less of you if you had
>>225474129ktim
>>225474129
Right well that's me ruined my life then isn't it
>>225474155What'd you do, son? Tell us.
>>225474155Get up little nigga
>>225474159St. Gaypedostine
>>225474155impossible to actually ruin your life unless you've been sentenced to 100 years in prison or something
>>225473705Sorry just came back.I don't know, i think it's like one of those sleep paralysis things where i'm trying my hardest to breathe and swim and fight it but my body won't move
>>225474170
It is never too late. You are just a kid.
>>225474188How many kids did this smelly cunt rape?
>>225474194he wants to save your soul nigel. just watch his videos and pray to god
>>225474207I'm not ever going to watch the videos of some smelly Greek pedo. I'm gonna call the cops on him and get him arrested for the dozens of kids he raped.
>>225474120i did but i refuse to use them because forks are simply better in all applications
>>225474226>the copsFOY
>>225474175Not really though is it, take myself for instance wasted my youth on mundane shite and accumulated no wealth, skills, experience or human connections. The only future that awaits me is a life of loneliness working for nothing but existence aka arsed up life.
>>225474233Shut up retard. I don't let Andy Burnham dictate my vocabulary.
ahve followed froo en iahve followed froo
>>225474246blow your head smooth oof sacked troon
Rorke listening to Eusexua by FKA Twigs.
time for my incel sleep in my incel bed in preperation for my incel day tomorrow
https://youtu.be/B6LhWbQthAI
One time I told just about everyone I know that I'd been jacking off to transexuals and femboys and wondered out loud if that meant I'm a repressed gay pedophile and that I shouldn't be allowed around kids to play it safe AND that I'd lie about it if ever asked sober because I'm a liar and listed my lies. Thoroughly ruined literally everything in my life. And I'm 99.9999999% sure I'm not even gay let alone gay pedo. You can ruin your life if you put your mind to it.
>>225474246
i'm not trying to poo in your bum
>>225474240>wasted my youth on mundane shite and accumulated no wealth, skills, experience or human connectionsi did the same but that doesn't mean you're a lost cause or anythingthings can always change, you don't stay the same forever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfv4S2pK-PUThe day this game releases I'm gonna spew thick strings of jizz all over the place and cover all the walls and ceilings
>>225474270God bless you x
>>225474302um x
fit overwatch girlswow
>>225474301Wish I could have that mentality lad but when you've felt like this for more than half of your existence it becomes part of who you are, ready to clock out.
>>225474302am i the only person who doesn't give a fuck about gta 6? can't remember the last rockstar game that was any fun asides bully and max payne
>>225474320i probably can't convince you through text but you would be surprised how things can change even when you least expect them to
America First with Nicholas Joseph Fuentes soon lads
>>225474328It's ok, you are allowed to be a plebeian. Not every person on this earth gets to experience the majesty of GTA IV and RDR2
>>225474340I hope so lad.
>>225474313yes
Right but in the past, men used to wear their pants a bit higher. bit curious that. like one day we all woke up and the pants dropped down 5 inches for no reasonA part of me thinks it may have been correct to wear them that high
>>225474328the leaks convinced me that it'll be impressive
saw hitomi tanaka in my dream feeling lucky today
A video game isnt impressive Spray paint on a wall has more potential to be impressive
>>225474374Cyberleek is a smelly PajeetCan't wait for him to get carpet-bombed out of his Mumbai slum
>>225474385right well don't say that when we have an indian in the threadit's unkind
>>225474341Tell me when he's protestant and white then I'll give it a watch>>225474371I don't pull them up but I always tuck my shirt, even a t-shirt into shorts. It looks good if you're somewhat athletic cause it makes your waist look thinner and shoulders broader
>>225474371right so you yanks call them pants but in the uk thats what we call our underwear. so when an american starts talking about pants its often humorous to our english ears! idk what you call underwear (underwear?)
>>225474371It started with blacks sagging their pants and went from there.
>>225474384it does look good though you have to admit
fucksake just wasted 100 quid on chaturbate
>>225474411happens to the best of us
>>225474411thats an expensive wank
>>225474411maaate
>STOP THE HATE. CHANNEL THAT ENERGY INTO PROTESTS.>NOT AT THOSE ACTUALLY FIGHTING FOR YOU.>CL IS TAKING HUGE RISKS IN THIS BATTLE. LEEKS ARE FREE AND>DONATIONS COVER OPERATIONAL COSTS, USING CRYPTO IS THE ONLY WAY.>CL CAN'T WIN ALONE. TODAY IS THE DAY TO SHOW SUPPORT AND PROTEST.
coy bunny
>>225474404is there anything new or interesting about it other than graphics
>>225474433i say this
bizarre
>>225474449it's like every other grand theft auto but more detaileddon't know what else it could do really
>>225474461Schloppy!
>>225474461it was funny during his first term when he was fully cognisant but this is just bizarre
>>225474483literally just the old uncle pedo rapist who cracks racist jokes at christmasbut at least the jokes are funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g52Uh9wmqZg"First they ignore you, then laugh at you, then hate you."
wish i was japanese
you lads hear about that norwegian lad who was abandoned by his parents as a child in india and he had to grow up on the streets there?that's so horrible, no one should have to live in india surrounded by pajeets
>>225474524>that norwegian lad who was abandoned by his parents as a child in india and he had to grow up on the streets there?erling haaland?
>>225474524worse than getting eaten by a dingo?
>>225474536no lad! fs>>225474548aye
fucksake can't believe i spend all that money just for a wanklads never ever make decisions when you are hornymake decisions with a clear mind and empty balls
>>225474560reckon you could heem:a dingoa wombata kangerooa koala
>>225474581aye
>>225474581imagine heeming a koalaevil
I can't take serious any man who says he comes from "Wollongong".
I'm the Lord of the Rings
>>225474574How much
>>225474619you're not though
>shop has a screen showing security camera feed>reminded of my bald spot
>>225474621well over 100 in one sitting
>>225474613what if it came at you its claws raking the air in a frenzy with murder in its eyes
>>225474629Not an argument
>>225474574I have to make sure I drink plenty of water before I go to the shops or I end up buying a bunch of ice blocks and soft drink
>>225474632i would listen to what he had to sayand that's what no one else did
off to sleeptoil
>>225474666gn. x
British television presenter Charlie Dimmock of the program "Ground Force" arrives at the BAFTA Television Awards held at the Grosvenor House Hotel on Park Lane (2000)
think wanking and sucking a big cock would be pretty fun
>>225474483he did the zesty foden face
>>225474523*werehypothetical, subjunctive mood
miss fodingz me
>>225474688Fucking hell she was hotter than I remembered. I'd have spent all day shagging her ginger cunt
>>225474692s
>>225474692gayboi
>>225474730scr
>>225474730psc
>>225474716you'd have struggled to get an erection then spent 20 seconds max shagging her
>>225474752I'd have smashed your skull in with rocks if you were in front of me, then I'd top it off with a baseball bat, smashing ever single piece of your brain into a bloody pulp upon the floor. Then I'd whip my dick out and piss upon the gorey, convulsing mass.Say it again, cunt. I'll fucking ruin you. You don't know who I am.
>>225474730RAOR
>>225474766you'd do nothing
>>225474730Great post
in bed with a caramel coffeekeep coughing though and thats not very comfy
>>225474766nigga chill it was just a bit of a laugh between friends
what’s fodeypops up to these days
>>225474781dimmokcord raid ignore it
fodey will play against psg today !
dont care about fodenhowever i will be leaving the office at 5pm SHARP this evening so i can get home in time for liverpool
sucking a room temperature cup of water
>>225474829i put a mixture of orange & mango and summerfruit squash in my water
any bleeding out of your bunghole man in
>>225474835bit zesty
>>225474836...........yh
https://youtu.be/exO0QVWUXMo?list=PLVEPH07Pd4vUFyEJDMIbD1huuH61TvEUt
hope i get a pay rise this monthi feel strongly that i should do however theyre in full cost cutting mode at the moment so maybe not
why haven't the rasheeds done any terrorism against the data centres?
>>225474885don't harm peter
>>225474893rasheeds calmed down with all of that stuff
>>225474893the rasheeds have somehow lost the technology to fly planes into buildings and now focus on getting lone nutters to do stabbing attacks
>>225474893sheeds like ai because they can generate videos of animals speaking arabic as proof of god
grasping the dogs paw so shes knows shes safeoff to work soon though so no doubt she'll feel suicidal for the next ten hours
Really hope I don't have a gay porn dream again when I go to sleep shortly, would seriously hate that.
>>225474916leaving the radio on can help anxious dogs
>>225474916
>>225474927>when I go to sleep shortly,ffs spaki
>>225474916it not right x
*rubbing my hands together knowing im going to astrally project and sleep rape that spic*
reckon if tupac were alive today he'd be a known rapist like p diddy
>>225474942This is why I always sleep with a cosmic cork up my arse, you'll be doing nothing
>>225474916be horrible to her so she feels good when you leave
>>225474946mad how he was a theatre kid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mTRvJ9fugMI want to go back to September 2013.I really really really want to.I'd kill a child if it meant I got to go back there.SEND ME BACK!!!
Gfberg put celery in cottage pie. vibes ruined for the night
>>225474946he already is a known rapist
>>225474946the hip-hop tupac or the indigenous rebel leader tupac?
>>225475000i wouldn't say known
>>225475012didn't know there was a hip hop tupac
>>225475015I know it
yep I am flummoxed.
>>225475031bro is flummoxed
yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3z54SZsLsA
got a big gay headache
I have once again failed to sleep satisfactorily through the night. Third in a row now, the compound effects are unpleasant. Eyes and head hurt. Unhealthy. Miserable.
>>225475078yeah, it's called toil!!!
>>225475092pscrme
right then we'll I've only gone and Charlie Kirk'd my whole life up now havent I
>>225475089more exercise needed
Imagine a pretty Spanish lady says to you "me encanta" and then she bats her eyelids with long lashes over her sparkling gemerald irises.
King Charlie
>>225475113how so kirkiepops x
>>225475122Ugh, it's a long story Hun but let's just say my life is over
>>225475135ok well it's not and you'll be alright so yeah
1925 called, it wants it's racist and homophobic ideology back x
>>225475114You're not wrong. Have fallen off the regime embarrassingly lately. What a useless barrel of flab and failure I am
Temporarily retiring from the deepthroat game until I fully recover from the flu x
>>225475161What's the biggest willard you can deepthroat?
>>225475165oh Tim..you Are doinga..Soy face !!
>>2254751667
Did russian bot farms going down affect /brit/?
Look, it's not something I want to do but it's my responsibility and it really is the highlight of his day. Not raining currently either so we're off to a good start really and then I can treat myself to a nice breakfast and suck down a fefe or two
>>225467627strange you didn't say that until after I posted it though isn't it
>>225475165livin it large
The madman actually posted it
leftypol running sprint burst and dead hard
>>225475259Alright this is actually funny
>>225475259hes so based
>>225475259why would he do this
thoughts on these trainers lads?
>>225472953I think my family would move on if I kill myself I don't think they will be too hung up I have been nothing but a burden.
Despite all my haters I am still just a rat (and a caterer)
ah ah yee ahhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVmjKHkgxis
>>225475312More than a little autism coded
think that thing about porn making people gay is happening to me
When I kill myself I hope that I can give one you lots a good old 500 dollars please spend if on pointless bullshit
Giwtwm
>>225475399nothing about what they're doing is weird
>>225475425cant wait for the lotus eaters to report on this
>>225475425why is that in quotes then
Clown world
>>225475430Nice bunch of mates
>>225475430rorke and the cables
>>225475430Just banter
Watching blacked and wanking
>>225475435Cant trust women after cornell
I hate Asian people.
>>225475456Don't do that
>>225475340is it gay porn you're watching? because that might be the resson
Honest to God part of me wants to call the places that rejected or fire me and say they are the reason I kill myself before doing it just to ruin someones day
>>225475481Nope just normal porn
>>225475425Well Carl said he doesnt do the rape so it wasnt him
>>225475501what does this even mean
right well thats a week of shit weather
>>225475514get the ralph lauren jumpers on
=>>225475519wrong kind of shite weather
I made my fortune by picking up loose change from the ground
Look very fat and scruffy at the momentNeed some new autumn/winter clothes I think
>>225475425no doubt one of those white british rape gangs
>>225475525oh my science
>>225475529ralph lauren is the /brit/ brand
>>225475540does ralph do 5XL stuff?
>>225475542>>225475542>>225475542>>225475542
>>225475501Bizarre statement
>>225475385um
