manly tears edish
Am in the bath lol
>>225479486d'you enjoy your english girl meat lad?
>>225481021cor
The threads have been all over the place the last few days Need janny to sorry you all out
you reckon penguins hang out with other makes of penguin or is there penguin racism
just had a wank to a chinese woman strumming herself silly in the bathroom but kept getting distracted by the decor. like why she got a washing machine and all the house cleaning tackle in there? different worlds we live in really
>>225481063probably
>>225481078he's celebrating Harry Kane Balon Dor
>>225481074why is canada god tier if you're rich and why is china in the bottom tier
>>225481097because it was designed to annoy people
>>225481097you're only supposed to look at the UK in the bottom tier. stop questioning the bait
Joining boko haram so I can kill niggers
Bill Murray, the actor known for films including Groundhog Day and Ghostbusters, has been found responsive at his home at the age of 75.
>>225481129never heard of him
clocks go back tomorrow
Leaving for work soon. Will most likely be on till and self checkouts so come and say hi :)
piplupcheer u up
>>225481129dont find him funny so there's that. cancel me all you want
damn daniel peace be upon him
>>225481129Garfield
>>225481175Kek literally just read this article
clarted your life up yeah :/
pro tip: clear your name out the name field when replying to yourself
>>225481165screaming
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blud caught red handed scream
Four out of five new jobs went to foreigners in the past decade, new report reveals
>>225481074is switzerland good if you're not rich? all the high quality of life cities there are expensive as fuck
reckon its all gone a bit too far, no way we are going back to normality now, just going to get worse until some sort of catastrophic reset.still dont even know how it all happened, was just all so quick
Got my laptop back from the repair shop today. £80 for both hinges fixed, replaced with much stronger durable ones too so should last a while compared to the shite Acer ones. Treated myself to a nice slow cooked beef bap on the way home now kicking back, having a wuppa and enjoying having my laptop back. Life's good x
im seeing doubletwo r9k nonces!
still feeling unsettled
>>225481254£80 to repair an acer laptop hinges lad you've been ripped off may as well have bought a new one
>>225481275
>>225481275some of those don't look like bumholes
Still buzzing that a little bird landed on my head earlierHow cool is that
why can't joy last forever
sitting in my dark incelroom
he's off meal deals for a bit now now he's doing a few classics - the fake bill murray death, with a fake unintentional self-reply. we might get a fake self-dox or a few mumsnet posts before he posts stephen dawson's dinner. what a day he's having
>>225481288bennies dossers don't care if they get ripped off. the taxpayer picks up the tab anyway
>>225481299one time a bird got in the house and it kept trying to get out through the window and falling so I put my hands where it was falling to and caught it and then it stayed totally still and perched on my fingerIt was just in shock because it thought it had been caught by a predator but it was still cool
Girl With The Dogs sex arse
>Trump Shares AI Video of Himself Playing With Tiger.
got over 100k in the bank and still feel crippled by financial anxiety
>>225481335yeah she'd get all 4.7 inches
got over 101k in the bank and still feel crippled by financial anxiety
>>225481332Love birds me
>>22548135954 quid in my natwest and i'm 220 in debt to Monzos fake credit card thing, dont feel too bad actually
>>225481288You joking? I have an Acer swift edge 16. It's like £,1,100 and I didn't want to replace it with a lower spec laptop. £80 was a good deal for two hinges. I'm just lucky the OLED screen didn't break otherwise it would have cost me over £300 then getting a new laptop would have made more sense.
just saw the pot calling the kettle black
>>225481384your family are ashamed of you
>>225481404are you still allowed to say this
>>225481384have an acer as well and the right hinge is fucked and the screen doesn't stay openi just endure it though x
>>225481175Earning 350 k per year or in total over 5 years? Either way, not bad
>>225481384do you have any successful siblings to take the edge off your parent's deep disappointment and sadness about you?
*waves at DTFIC from across the thread*
i get extremely anxious if my current account drops below a grand
>>225481447if it was bills gate it would be per minute
if bill gate dropped his laptop and picked it up he would have lost money by wasting time repairing the hinge, that's how rich he is
>>225480974nobody knows who manly tears is anymore
Employed Wanker
>>225481484thanks for that mousenonce very interesting
>>225481484Toby >.< xx
>>225481484didn't know he was hourly
fomyen
>>225481359Buy yourself a houseboat or something
>>225481495must be about 60 by nowwonder if hes still doing whatever you call that
*splashes the thread*
remember who we lost.rest in peace Sir William Chapman
>>225481570Everyone hates sealsEven seals
>>225481590*gets you*
>>225481590deranged post
one of those nights where im up past midnight just drinking, thinking about how me mum wouldnt let me join s club 7. couldve been rich lads.
>>225481609Which one would you have been? The black one probably
>>225481600bloody hell cant be safe keeping them in the same enclosure
>>225481609yeah who asked
rally is the most based motorsport and the impreza is the iconographic king of it
My name is Spaki, and I am having a melty.
>>225481639toyota is better than the subaru
>>225481434Take it to a repair shop with decent reviews de lid. The cost of fixing it up might not be as much as you fear x
business idea: administer amphetamines to a clinical group and make them subjectively rate their level of ''euphoria'' as a standard marker for depression severity.
my package arrived ahead of schedule might pick it up later when the darkness falls
>>225481655level of euphoria is 4/10 with amphetamines, they're like a strong coffee
>>225481631
>>225481653Yeah, but not as iconic. When people hear WRC they think of a Subaru.
>>225481655opioids give real euphoria, it would work for depression
>>225481698isnt subaru the lesbian car
Bu ephedrine online
bit windy out there
>>225481618whichever one they wanted mate, wouldve made it work yeah>>225481638just letting off steam mate
>>225481767ok thomas the tank
>new season of Helluva Boss dropping todayIt fucking LUSH x
mad how i was relatively happy for a few months an dnow im back to being depresedsuch a fucking incel loser alchie freak
>>225481785do you have any successful siblings to take the edge off your parent's deep disappointment and sadness about you?
>>225481678Very odd, I was off my tits for a good 2 weeks on 5MG of Ritalin 3 times a day despite that being apparently impossible
>>225481740pseudoephedrine is sold OTC
>>225481775engine
Having a proper little incel melty over someone asking me a simple question. What is wrong with me? Dunno
We at /brit/ say rest in peace to Doug Loft.