manly tears edish
Am in the bath lol
>>225479486d'you enjoy your english girl meat lad?
>>225481021cor
The threads have been all over the place the last few days Need janny to sorry you all out
you reckon penguins hang out with other makes of penguin or is there penguin racism
just had a wank to a chinese woman strumming herself silly in the bathroom but kept getting distracted by the decor. like why she got a washing machine and all the house cleaning tackle in there? different worlds we live in really
>>225481063probably
>>225481078he's celebrating Harry Kane Balon Dor
>>225481074why is canada god tier if you're rich and why is china in the bottom tier
>>225481097because it was designed to annoy people
>>225481097you're only supposed to look at the UK in the bottom tier. stop questioning the bait
Joining boko haram so I can kill niggers
Bill Murray, the actor known for films including Groundhog Day and Ghostbusters, has been found responsive at his home at the age of 75.
>>225481129never heard of him
clocks go back tomorrow
Leaving for work soon. Will most likely be on till and self checkouts so come and say hi :)
piplupcheer u up
>>225481129dont find him funny so there's that. cancel me all you want
damn daniel peace be upon him
>>225481129Garfield
>>225481175Kek literally just read this article
clarted your life up yeah :/
pro tip: clear your name out the name field when replying to yourself
>>225481165screaming
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blud caught red handed scream
Four out of five new jobs went to foreigners in the past decade, new report reveals
>>225481074is switzerland good if you're not rich? all the high quality of life cities there are expensive as fuck
reckon its all gone a bit too far, no way we are going back to normality now, just going to get worse until some sort of catastrophic reset.still dont even know how it all happened, was just all so quick
Got my laptop back from the repair shop today. £80 for both hinges fixed, replaced with much stronger durable ones too so should last a while compared to the shite Acer ones. Treated myself to a nice slow cooked beef bap on the way home now kicking back, having a wuppa and enjoying having my laptop back. Life's good x
im seeing doubletwo r9k nonces!
still feeling unsettled
>>225481254£80 to repair an acer laptop hinges lad you've been ripped off may as well have bought a new one
>>225481275
>>225481275some of those don't look like bumholes
Still buzzing that a little bird landed on my head earlierHow cool is that
why can't joy last forever
sitting in my dark incelroom
he's off meal deals for a bit now now he's doing a few classics - the fake bill murray death, with a fake unintentional self-reply. we might get a fake self-dox or a few mumsnet posts before he posts stephen dawson's dinner. what a day he's having
>>225481288bennies dossers don't care if they get ripped off. the taxpayer picks up the tab anyway
>>225481299one time a bird got in the house and it kept trying to get out through the window and falling so I put my hands where it was falling to and caught it and then it stayed totally still and perched on my fingerIt was just in shock because it thought it had been caught by a predator but it was still cool
Girl With The Dogs sex arse
>Trump Shares AI Video of Himself Playing With Tiger.
got over 100k in the bank and still feel crippled by financial anxiety
>>225481335yeah she'd get all 4.7 inches
got over 101k in the bank and still feel crippled by financial anxiety
>>225481332Love birds me
>>22548135954 quid in my natwest and i'm 220 in debt to Monzos fake credit card thing, dont feel too bad actually
>>225481288You joking? I have an Acer swift edge 16. It's like £,1,100 and I didn't want to replace it with a lower spec laptop. £80 was a good deal for two hinges. I'm just lucky the OLED screen didn't break otherwise it would have cost me over £300 then getting a new laptop would have made more sense.
just saw the pot calling the kettle black
>>225481384your family are ashamed of you
>>225481404are you still allowed to say this
>>225481384have an acer as well and the right hinge is fucked and the screen doesn't stay openi just endure it though x
>>225481175Earning 350 k per year or in total over 5 years? Either way, not bad
>>225481384do you have any successful siblings to take the edge off your parent's deep disappointment and sadness about you?
*waves at DTFIC from across the thread*
i get extremely anxious if my current account drops below a grand
>>225481447if it was bills gate it would be per minute
if bill gate dropped his laptop and picked it up he would have lost money by wasting time repairing the hinge, that's how rich he is
>>225480974nobody knows who manly tears is anymore
Employed Wanker
>>225481484thanks for that mousenonce very interesting
>>225481484Toby >.< xx
>>225481484didn't know he was hourly
fomyen
>>225481359Buy yourself a houseboat or something
>>225481495must be about 60 by nowwonder if hes still doing whatever you call that
*splashes the thread*
remember who we lost.rest in peace Sir William Chapman
>>225481570Everyone hates sealsEven seals
>>225481590*gets you*
>>225481590deranged post
one of those nights where im up past midnight just drinking, thinking about how me mum wouldnt let me join s club 7. couldve been rich lads.
>>225481609Which one would you have been? The black one probably
>>225481600bloody hell cant be safe keeping them in the same enclosure
>>225481609yeah who asked
rally is the most based motorsport and the impreza is the iconographic king of it
My name is Spaki, and I am having a melty.
>>225481639toyota is better than the subaru
>>225481434Take it to a repair shop with decent reviews de lid. The cost of fixing it up might not be as much as you fear x
business idea: administer amphetamines to a clinical group and make them subjectively rate their level of ''euphoria'' as a standard marker for depression severity.
my package arrived ahead of schedule might pick it up later when the darkness falls
>>225481655level of euphoria is 4/10 with amphetamines, they're like a strong coffee
>>225481631
>>225481653Yeah, but not as iconic. When people hear WRC they think of a Subaru.
>>225481655opioids give real euphoria, it would work for depression
>>225481698isnt subaru the lesbian car
Bu ephedrine online
bit windy out there
>>225481618whichever one they wanted mate, wouldve made it work yeah>>225481638just letting off steam mate
>>225481767ok thomas the tank
>new season of Helluva Boss dropping todayIt fucking LUSH x
mad how i was relatively happy for a few months an dnow im back to being depresedsuch a fucking incel loser alchie freak
>>225481785do you have any successful siblings to take the edge off your parent's deep disappointment and sadness about you?
>>225481678Very odd, I was off my tits for a good 2 weeks on 5MG of Ritalin 3 times a day despite that being apparently impossible
>>225481740pseudoephedrine is sold OTC
>>225481775engine
Having a proper little incel melty over someone asking me a simple question. What is wrong with me? Dunno
We at /brit/ say rest in peace to Doug Loft.
>>225481888>>225481888>>225481888New
obscenely early dogshit DTFIC new is it
>>225481919he loves those
Toiling away lads
>>225481919What's dogshit about it?
got some of the fancy sardines so we eating good tonight boys
DTFIC stimming again, he’s relapsed hard
>>225481934Oh my days, do you really call them "Cool Original" across the pond?
>>225481767letting off bum steam more like
I've been banned from the chicken club for bothering the chickens
>>225481969Imagined a Canadian saying "oh my days" and instantly vomited everywhere
postperson has normally been by now
Waiting in the staff room for my shift to commence at 15:00 pm sharp
>>225481997Okay
hes stomping around in a rage, dolls flying everywhere
the government figures are out. they make bleak reading.
Love how these hard right frauds always claim the 'civilisational collapse of Europe' and that 'Europe is being invaded', but when a European country is literally being invaded for wanting to grow closer ties to European values of democracy and liberalism, they suddenly go missing.It's all just a massive Putin psy ops isn't it?
>>225482034ok
>>225481962He is extremely annoying and passive aggressive and mental
he LOVES that
>>225482009Only got two minutes now, better make the most of them
my bellend absolutely fucking reeks
>>225482061probably having a little wank before his shift starts
>>225482029Have you got a source for these figures?
leftypol needs a peer reviewed graph to know if being ethnically cleansed is a bad thing
>>225482029that could just as easily be a good graph
>>225482065of what flavour of crisps hmm?
currently having a nice refreshing coke zero
>>225482096red line mate, and it's going down. it's bad
>>225482106hands of a smackhead
What game should I play
>>225482106alri hollum
Seriously though I'm really not confident on their chances of organising a billion 2026 Africans, these aren't the nobel warrriormen of the 19th century modernity has made them weak.They'd all turn up 2 hours late for every drill, suck their teeth when told to guard the munitions supplies and end up being blown up because they were watching tiktoks when they should have been manning the AA.Nah I'm giving it to the Europeans.
>>225482034yeah same, love how th... the,... *starts dozing off*
I'm drinking coffee out of my Colleges of the University of Oxford mug
>>225482123escape from tarkov
much to think about
>>225482137thanks for signing your post
>>225482134him? done
>>225482106genuinely cannot make fun of this fella's hands because mine are more monged
>>225482101had a clingy online boyfriend like that - would not recommend!
>>225482106Don't really know how to explain this but your hand looks like my hands do to me when I'm on acid
learning
>>225482012ok
>>225482145scr donehjm
faustian
buttload of gimps posting today it seems
One of my mates married a Ghanian woman, she's nice enough. At the wedding we were all told that the wedding would start an hour before it actually did because they knew none of her family would be there on time. They still weren't, whole thing was delayed so there was just a bunch of white people hanging around waiting for nearly two hours. They were still walking in at the end of the ceremony. Also loads just didn't show up at all without telling anyone, loads of empty seats and wasted food that they'd paid for. It was certainly eye opening.
looking back it's all shit
nth for the holodem
>>225482208He's Ghana regret marrying into her family lol
straight in the fucking bin where it belongs
>>225482208*Ghanaian
>>225482193Thought you’d just started your ALDI shift?
FUCK IM ACUTALLY GOING INSANE
>>225482235Right well that's what I thought I wrote
>>225482233based
>>225482242ok
>>225482242This you?
>>225482233good manonly restore around here
>>225482242how so?
>>225482237none of them in my country sadly
replaying jade empirewho shall i shag?
>>225482279this is a carrefour general
>>225482252>>225482270neekposts
everyone reply to this post with 'ok'
>>225482296Great game but I forget the shag options
>>225482208It's African time honey you westerners just don't understand our culture of taking things slowly you're always rushing around
foy
drunk man outside going UUGH UUGH UUGH
dont think i will
>>225482308kk
Eating chicken and chips like one of those boisterous young negros
The man killed by a tiger at a Yorkshire zoo spent his final hours at the gym and posing with a crossbow before heading on his doomed trip, social media posts show.William Chapman, 24, who was classed as vulnerable with a history of 'significant' mental health problems, jumped into the tiger enclosure at Yorkshire Wildlife Park, near Doncaster, on Saturday afternoon.The former child star had been dancing to music on his headphones and pacing along a walkway immediately before he hopped into the enclosure, with parkgoers describing him as 'not attached to reality'.He was toyed with by the big cat minutes later, with witnesses explaining how it pawed at him before clamping down on his neck. After he was named by this newspaper on Tuesday, Mr Chapman's family said they were heartbroken at the loss of their 'amazing son', who they described as 'a bright, warm and engaging young man whom his family dearly loved – and William loved them back'.They added he had been prescribed 'strong medication' to treat his poor mental health, and 'it will be for the coroner to decide what part this played in his death'.
>watching comfy gyaldem stream>mum's calls me at asda asking me to bring her wallet she left af home>go to asda>get barred from asdalike what the fuck do you expect me to do when you're start raising your voice in my vulnerable mum's face, fucking mook. sick of these ego driven managers who can't take a wee bit of snap back
>>225482218
>>225482355Would have been so good if he was a britposter, but we can't have everything I suppose
>>225482355hold on just giving mental patients with "a history of 'significant' mental health problems" higher and higher doses instead of attempting to fix anything doesnt work
in honour of bulgarialad i formed greater bulgaria ok
>>225482298yessirthey're colonizing France right as we speak
cream rises to the top
Not sure what to post
>>225482355Cosy little neetcave that
>>225482358You left out the part where you had a spastic meltdown.
>>225482278late 30snothing to show for itincel never had a gfonly thing iachieved is alcholism
>>225482355So, so you think you can tellHeaven from Hell, blue skies from painCan you tell a green field from a cold steel rail?A smile from a veil? Do you think you can tell?Did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts?Hot ashes for trees? Hot air for a cool breeze?Cold comfort for change? Did you exchangeA walk-on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?
>>225482471Hi DTFIC
>>225482379ayooo
>>225482510HelloNot sure what that acronym means though
where the fuck is ma parcel ya dick
>>225482355people who wear walking boots casually are always freaks
>>225482562fuck off
>>225482471I was the de-escalating, DTFIC. just can't go at mumsy like that x
>>225482562This is going to rattle some cages
>>225482550That’s a shame it describes you so well
*puts away my expensive walking boots*
Feeling tired
>I was the de-escalatingFuck you bloody
>>225482579Been done haven't you?
>>225482589Okay
>>225482622s
Watched the film Tuner yesterday Twas kino i must admit
>>225482622>tf>tp
>>225482358all low paid managers are cunts on a power trip lad
blud just replied to himself
TUNA TUNA TUNA
>>225482658Thanks >>225482669Takes one to know one
us shaggers when incels take the bait
I guess his pass is banned then haha
I'm a chud
despypops on a madone
>"Nerd culture is the product of a late capitalist conspiracy, designed to infantalize the consumer as a means of non-aggressive control."- Simon Pegg>"A sweet-faced boy of twelve told me proudly that he had seen Star Wars over a hundred times? I said, 'do you think you could promise never to see Star Wars again?' He burst into tears. I just hope the lad, now in his thirties, is not living in a fantasy world of secondhand, childish banalities"- Alec Guinness>"I don't think they are making [comic book movies] an elevated art form, I think it's still just Batman running around in a stupid cape..It's for kids, it's adolescent in its core"- David Cronenberg>"I don't want to see or make films about super heroes that fly around in spandex and a cape solving the problems of the world. I think it's fine for children, children of all ages by the way, but it's not for me"- William Friedkin>“They have been poison, this cultural genocide, Because the audience is so overexposed to plot and explosions and shit that doesn’t mean nothing about the experience of being human”- Alejandro Iñárritu>"Superman makes me vomit, Batman and all of that. That whole empire...this religion...It is so important that superheroes suffer. I don't give a damn, I shit on the United States"- Alejandro Jodorowsky>"To my mind this embracing of what were unambiguously children's characters at their mid-20th century inception seems to indicate a retreat from the admittedly overwhelming complexities of modern existence"- Alan Moore>"The movies are for children but they don't want to admit that...There is a small group of fans that do not like comic sidekicks. They want the films to be tough like The Terminator, and they get very upset and opinionated about anything that has anything to do with being childlike."- George Lucas
spaki - king vondtfic - chief keef
>>225482789Paki owned but what can you do
Want to visit Japan and Hong Kong
the civil service does next to 0 work
>>225482796Trvke
>>225482829well you can't
i am now gay
two alejandros, jeremy
>>225482796true but all avant garde movies or whatever fuck you wanna call them nowadays are just as bad
>>225482796>I shit on the United StatesOkay okay BASED
>>225482796None of them ever made a movie worth watching. Aside from George of course.
>>225482789this was a funny episode ngl
>>225482868didn't ask
Jodorowsky is rapelad
keep forgetting im at work
friendbergs uncle works in a funeral directors and he said so many eulogies are written either partly or entirely by AIprobably the grimmest thing i've heard in my life
>breakfastPorridge with raw honey and blue berries + 6 eggs>lunch Protein shake with chia seeds, creatine, peanut butter, bananas and spirulina>dinner 2 Chicken breasts with gravy and spinach
>>225482842and i love it
>>225482895mental how they just hired a bloke who loves the country to be the ambassador
>>225482892I did 5 minutes and then someone was like "I'm free if you want to do that thing" and I was like "nah too busy, next week" and went right back to shitposting
>>225482680gonna launch a complaint, shit was practically a non-issue. just let bygones be bygones, calmer moods prevail on another day, but prick just had to come out of the store and get the last word
>>225482902>creatine
Just clained a glue
>>225482900Wedding vows too I'd imagine, grim as fuck
>let bygones be bygonesbro thinks he's tony
>>225482909you're such a fucking hoe
>>225482902Why lie?
36 days until GTA VI releases
Jingle bells all the way de ladsAll the wayy
>>225482953I didn't lie though did I
>>225482956grow up
>>225482961you are significantly disabled
>>225482956Like Christmas times 1000 for beaners everywhere
jingle belljingle belljingle bellcock
>>225482966You did, to us and worst of all yourself. It can't go on like this much longer.
>>225482956Not even excited anymore because I realised I don’t have 500 quid spare to shell out on a console
>>225482986bore off you obsessive loser
Uh oh
>>225483003jingle balls swing
