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>finally get my driver's license>get a car>find out i really enjoy driving>look at my old toyota 4x4 and be filled with joy
>>225484822>cop car pulls up outside my private domicile>they ring the buzzer>"it's the police. let us into the building we need to see your neighbor">ax them which one>they can already tell from my voice i'm not too keen on cooperating with 12>hell i got drugs and guns in my apt. im not letting them in>"apt 17">that's the one with the Pakis with an annoying dog and a crying baby>let them in>the Paki father is perp walked away in cuffsThe one and only positive encounter I've had with police so far in my life. Fuck that nigga arguing with his fatass wife at 2AM not letting me sleep and fuck their dog bro i'm throwing that thing off the balcony now that no one's around to see. Bitch looks exactly like OP's pic.
>>225484872Yep
I am beyond tired of my life
>>225484865Just another day in the Baltic hood, yo
d9 arrived
never golfed, never will
Tik tok hasn't hit the same since they lost Chinese owners
>>225484982das a man
>>225485215Never used it tbqh
>>225485215it often forces black content on me, despite my always quickly scrolling past it. really horrible content
>>225485248A Chinaman would never do that
>>225485215Never used it. Never will. Seems like it's all about fast fashion and nigger culture
youtu.be/C6N5aT9XmQg
What are your thoughts on se ?
Ah kaint breev
>>225485410Not as good as sex
Nobody will ever steal anything from me again
>>225485569What are your thoughts on sex?
desperately trying to find new (to me) music that i in any way enjoy
>>225485658i like sexo with your mom
>>225485665How do you do it?
>>225485665I discovered beach house this way
>>225485745how do i try to find good music? rateyourmusic charts and listsgets harder and harder to find top stuff, sort of feel i've already found the best stuff
>>225485792gaytube
>>225485625I imagined you saying this arming the final cartoonishly impractical acme trap of many around your home.
>>225485807right
>>225485820but there's trick
>>225485845*a trick
crazy, wolves end up looking like this
>>225485792RYM charts are awful. Don't trust them.
>>225485940What inbreeding does to a mfer
>>225485940The last ancestor shared between modern wolves and domestic dogs was well before the wolves prehistoric man knew. Kinda like saying crazy how chimapnzees became humans. Dogs were domesticated at least 12k years before present if not a bit more based on current archeological evidence. The last common ancestor was 20k-40k ybp
This is beetle He's as bad as canHe KNOOOOWS hes the best
>>225486099When god made you he held the sapiens and put in extra homo instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuv5dElo8bMjust like me
Life's a bitch
what if it was a perfect golf day but then your boss asks you to do over time? would you kill him?
>>225486286i'd blow him
carnivore
lets talk women, why wont they have sex with us?
>>225486286Golf is gay
>>225486238And then you die
Feeling rather blackpilled after reading a thread of facebook comments on post regarding body count. I'm not even a virgin but its insane how much casual sex turbo normies have. This one foid even said she refuses to sleep with low body count men because the sex is too boring.
>>225486548Wait until you read how they describe the good not-boring sex. Bitches love being degraded.
>>225486583
I got a job and heaven knows I'm miserable now
>>225486606you've never met an actual asian in your life
>>225486606I think most browns are like that tbqh, have you ever seen how Muslims react to White converts or Chechens marrying a brown muslima ?
>>225486627Asian men loathe white men unless they're the girls father
>>225486606my latinx cousin changed her name entirely in order to get a white husband. his friends also completely disowned him for marrying her.
should women be 17feet tall? serious answers only
>>225486734I have a coworker who is like 6'2 and I want her to do mommy roleplay with me
whenever I feel too happy I go check out the current state of /mu/ to help bring me down
clogged the company toilet and there’s no plungerSomeone knocked on the door like 3 minutes agohelp
>>2254868141960s one direction or something
>>225486837shove your hand in it
>>225486837sue the company for not providing adequate toilets
Hoes mad?
>>225486762You know something kid? You're alright.
>>225486814/mu/ is one of the best indicators of how far 4chan’s cultural relevance on the internet has fallen. It used to be one of the fastest and most popular boards. There are tons of indie artists who used to post on /mu/ before they blew up. Anthony Fantano used to regularly do Q&A’s there in the mid 2010s. That board was a genuine online cultural hotspot for music discussion, and now look at it. It’s just manchildren threadwarring over who gets to make one of the 20 K-pop generals in the catalog because they all want to have their specific waifu as the OP image. This website is dead.
Have you ever noticed that Dominicans always wear Spiderman shirts?
women will use massive horsecocks bigger than their torso but then still need a tiny vibrator on their clit to cum
Anthony fagtano should be beaten to death with a brick
>>225486973Every Dominican man has this hairstyle. No exceptions.
bros I can't handle all this winning
>>225487056Im seriously fucking tired of winning
Do you think the livestreamed firing squad execution will be sponsored and take donations like twitch? Given it's the Trump administration I'd reckon, yes.
>>225487079Yeah and I bet Kid Rock will do an opening performance
>>225486548>facebookdude why. facebook is almost all bots. no joke it's like 70% bots posting ragebait.
not trust the plan, me?
ALL I DO IS WIN WIN WIN NO MATTER WHAT
>>225487159ernest goes to radio
my facebook feed is.. cute cats, depressing posts by relatives, and announcements that some old skateboarder or punk rocker died
theres this one pro disk golfer in america, shes extremelly cute i want her to be my gf
>>225487159I heard him. He's only half paesan, though. His mother is Ebrea, so technically he's part of The Tribe™.
Why do you guys have facebook
>>225487293to have some limited contact with my few relatives
>>225487191Damn youre older than I thought lol
>>225487293see what the cute girls I knew in high school look like nowadays
I need to be on ADHD meds
>>225487332you dont have to be old to know of ernest existence
saw a pic from the 20th year highschool reunion, the women were busted beyond hope
>>225487332That's what I thought lol
>>225487293i technically have one but havent used it since high school, never really used it actually just had cause it was the thing at the timee
>>225487293For Facebook Marketplace and Facebook Dating of course
i also technically have an instagram but i dont have anyone added or anything no one knows i have one i just use it to see sexy girls
>>225487375saw a girl from middle school recently, she was busted not beyond hope but she needs to lose a lot of weight, saw one from high school also and she was still alright, i'd tap that
Will someone get this chattering macaco out of hereLike stfu already dude
>>225487375unc ahh nigga
i am jane doe. i have been raped 23,000 times
>>225484982that zipper is absurdly broad
god forbid a nigga makes some posts on this dead ass 1 post a minute general
It's not her fault she was born with a cock and balls.
I'd rather the thread be utterly silent than have it filled with green brown people flags
bout to play cheaters strike for the weekly drop
i shifted timelines again today. what’s this timeline like
>>225487660Not much has changed but we live underwater
>>225487660we're manufacturing human sex dolls.
>>225487686Stop posting that dude you chintzy European freak
>>225487699lmao don't tempt me
>>225487625liked running around with a nova. didn't like randomly being vote kicked. just played casual.
Mfs ouchea wearing hats with upside down letters
>>225487729never understood why they do that
>>225487729Upside down city name droppshipped hats are making a killing rn
listening to the radio
>>225485815LOL
I take antidepressants and anxiety medication, I can't sleep at night, I have no appetite, I'm losing weight, I'm lonely, and I've lost all hope of living. But I don't have the courage to die. I spend every day crying. How long will this go on?
quran asmr
>>225488169this is 95.7 THE BONE comin at you with another power hour of 80's hits from back in the day*living on a prayer starts playing*
>>225488213shut it
>>225488169Same (listening to npr because it makes me more racist)
Bought one a those portable handheld car battery jumpers now I'm blasting the AC in my car at work without turning the car on cuz I know I'm safeSUCK IT, FATE
>>225488278Do you have a hybrid?Otherwise how is the ac running without the belt drive rotating?
>>225488292Battery power, Salieri
>>225488181Glad someone appreciated it
>>225488169This is Wes from Puddle Of Mudd and this is SiriusXM Turbo
>>225488213>listening to 2000's THROWBACK countdown to the top hits from 2006>this song swept the nation and held the top spot for 17 weeks >it was the anthem of a generation>song plays>i never heard it before
>>225488304I see you. Like I said, I recognize all your posts
>>225488303Based Cyber Truck owner
>>225488315why would you save this webm
>>225488213i enjoy listening to sports on the radio. can't remember the last time i turned on a radio to listen to music, tho
my fellow proletarians, how yall doing today
>>225488329Alright, I believe you. You've recognized me too many times now.
>>225488337i dunno why
>>225488342anon from /cum/ , ya on the aih. whats on your mind, anon?
>>225488374Don't be distressed, it's a good thing! Quality recognizes quality
>>225488407>Quality recognizes qualityWhere do you fit into this then?
>>225488357How he have negative aura good god this is the opposite of drip
browns won
DiStefano what do you think of your fellow countrymen who say Colimbus was a shit navigator after he sailed succesfully across the unknown ocean in a wooden ship?
doctors who do breast reduction are the scum of the earth
>>225488431the football team or the people
>>225488421Why you little..
>>225488440Doctors who do circumcisions on goyim children exist you know
>>225488428He's the most performative man alive. He's like Brian Griffin if he was a real human.
Lol listening to tupacs sister giving testimony was hilarious
>>225488432Nobody says that though. Everybody loves-a Columbus. Except the commie bucks and they, well, nun conte pe ugatz
>>225488431Careful redditjeet, the janny is vengeful this week
>>225488449>sportsballtime to die
>>225488494wasnt columbus a jslur?
>>225488357the dichotomy is crazy type fit
>>225488514Sei sbag, he was a GENOVAN BVLL
tim alert beep beep
>>225488510i love sportsball and beer and women
Don't say I didn't warn (you) redditjeet, janman is always watching here.
>>225488514Jews rule over you though
colombus was a retard and it was spain that did all the work
>>225488582o algo
>>225488582topical
The Ancestry update made me a disgusting mutt
>>225488562Sul serio? Spain had such shit navvies they had to hire out for the actual important expeditions
>>225488582There's an apocryphal story about Columbus and an egg that deals with this
>>225488609I had 1% Sardinian and 1% Icelandic , then they did an update and I lost both but got 1% Moroccan. I felt so violated....
Its over
His actual name was Cristobal Colombo
>>225488609All the tiny percentages seem like complete speculation, I have no idea how they get their evidence. They made me 1% Qu*bec
> “Trump says ‘MASSIVE’ oil, gas, mineral exploration to begin in Greenland”I say MASSIVE gas expelling to begin coming out of my ass
Who the fuck is Timothy exactly?
>>225488700Fuck my ass Distefano
Insane that Americans can go vote for Trump and 4 weeks from now, they get $5000 tax free put into their accounts
it's raining
>>225488547>he made this pic because of all the sportsball postingssportslopballanon..
>>225488783men
>>225488741Kill yourself
whats going to happen when trump wins the midterms? fun happenings or not?
my delivery driver had to ID me so i made a joke about not having hair because i have a prominent widow's peak and i blurted the whole thing out before noticing that he was completely bald. now i can't enjoy the product he gave me.
Blump isn't on the ballot tho
>>225488819Balding guys really are assholes, huh. Just shave it so you can stop being an asshole to others
>>225488716They have admitted that the 1% things are just speculative and not accurate. They just throw them in there to spice things up.
trump won
>>225488818Nothing ever happens
>>225488379Too much ass
every day I’m reminded why the world forced me to become a chud
not poor but a new pc is unbuyable right now
>>225488978I'm buying a 20k pc with your tax dollars right now
>>225488963What's a chud to a foid? What's a foid to goy? What's a goy to a netanyahuuuuu
>>225488978finance it over 72 months
god hates efficiency
>>225489036Untrue, look at the circulatory system
back in my day, /tv/ was just footfags and pedophiles
>>225489069Pedos here used to say that shit proudly, now they just vaguepost about it. 4chan has fallen...
>>225489069I miss that era. It scared off normies. Now they talk about capeshit and soy wars
everyone is soft as fuck
>>225489097It's over
>>225489060The universe is constantly losing energy and becoming entropic and there’s nothing a sentient hivemind of cells can do about it
>>225489120I can have sex with your mom
MAKE A WISH BABY, AND I WILL MAKE IT COME TRUEMAKE A LIST, BABY, OF ALL THE THINGS I'LL DO FOR YOUAIN'T NO RISK NOW TO LETTIN' MY LOVE RAIN DOWN ON YOUSO WE CAN WASH AWAY THE PASTSO THAT WE MAY START ANEW
>>225489152Cute
This nigga singing 50 year old songs
>>225488978garden variety dell is still reasonable
>>225489120>Losing energyWrong
>>225489120How do you know the heat death entropy of the universe won't lead to another big bang o algo? Perhaps we've done all this before ar incomprehensibly long timescales.
>>225489202do people in the US actually know that song? I've never heard it on local radio, and a lot of US soul oldies get played from time to time on various stations.
Dude, you got a Dell!
>>225489202i dont think he ever shuts up
>>225489240>do people in the US actually know that song?Of course I just recognized it, didn't I?
i'm glad it all ends eventuallyyoutu.be/k1AG3w7r8BE
Apparently the zoo tiger killing video was entirely AI
gonna buy gta 6 for pc
in spirit i am a cute girl
>>225489259this is a cool album, even tho I like Inventions for Electric Guitar better. This one sounds like a Balearic techno prototype or sth.
>>225489280Anon thought Orangeman really jumped in there to tame the tiger
Don't let google tell you this is apocryphal
Headphones are at 30% rn :/
today was grim
>>225489434is that like a 90s alt rock album cover?
>>225489370Jam boy isn't an offensive enough slur.I will continue calling them poopjeets
I'm at the point now where I think I've seen every body cam out there
>>225489339He played me like a damn fiddle
How do you get a job in a mug making factory
>>225489523ya join da mob, ya mug!
>>225489370Redditjamboy
I don't get "Spoonman" by Soundgarden
gonna cook whole grain pasta, gonna cook some onion and jalapenos, gonna add beans, gonna season italianally, and it's all gonna be mixed up togetheryoutu.be/OxXXTjOLf_Ajammin' to this
i was going to renew my ama roadside assistance membership but after they sent me a reminder email with this at the top i'm less interested
>>225489566Lol you should cancel it then in the survey comments give this as the exact reason
>>225489549Creepy. I heard that song on the radio on my way home yesterday and it's been stuck in my head since. I was particularly thinking about how times have changed when he said "All my friends are Indians/all my friends are brown and red"
All my friends have penis hands
>>225489617and you all are penis brossss
>>225489565I know that guy is Japanese, but listening to that just for a second put me in mind of the US music genre called pigfuck haha
>>225489672wouldn't she start burning up immediately at the start if this were IRL? I don't think you need to touch lava to catch fire.
doing the laundry now
Are you guys familiar with Kaevum tranny? This is xir. Xhe is brazilian and loves NSBM.
>>225489672why did that yellow water make her fart
>>225489717It would be extremely hot but I doubt anything would outright combust
>>225489672Timmys Nightmare
>>225489832not even hovering over that pic and no
>>225489850>It would be extremely hotFor (you)
>>225489931women moment
teach men not to rape
>>225489931Well, certainly it is about her now
im hungry
>>225489910You're supposed to say "You're a big guy"
>>225489959i dont want to
>>225489931*turbonormie voice*We all have that one crazy ex don't we /cum/?
>>225489959preach, sis!
GHPC is on sale. They just added the Leo 2
I wonder what prehistoric monstrosities they'll be able to return back to life in the next decades from preserved DNA. The mammoth, for sure. Some scientists claim that these animals would be blank slates without survival skills, since they'd have no parent to teach them how to behave like their species.
>>225489959>Teach men to go against 2 million years of evolution
>>225490012Anything you'd like to see yourself?
>>225489969I know but I couldn't think of a good spin on it in keeping eith the theme
>>225490012i'm hoping for the dodo
>>225489959
>>225490012You can't clone a species with preserved DNA alone, you also need living cells. It's over...
bro only does sponsored streams, aint no wonder viewership is dropping
>>225490022>Teach men to go against 2 million years of evolutionTalking to a woman for an hour is enough to have me too disgusted to even want to rape them
>>225490056I'm certain they'll be able to circumvent even that some time in the future
I have nothing positive to say about my life
>>225490033Those uncanny Permian therapsids of the pre-dino Permian, part mammal and part lizard, tho they'll never find DNA that old. The archaeopteryx maybe, the missing link between lizard and bird.
I am in a bidding war for a gun but it is an online auction so i can't shoot the guy bidding against meThis sucks
>>225490086That's just a hybrid where they splice ancient DNA onto a living species genome. Fake & gay
>>225489832Stick your shitfest of a "music" board you degenerate halfwit
>>225490056Michael Crichton was right all along with his frog-based dinos!
>>225490132Whoa whoa chill out dude
>>225490132She is the Qveen of /mu/ fuck you
>Those uncanny Permian therapsids of the pre-dino Permianuhhhh...well, anyway, what about literally landwhales? Then you'd be able to go THERE SHE GOES, THE MASSIVE AMBLING CETACEAN!
>>225490240You are in the usa threadWe see ambulocetii at every walmart
i live in a trailer and am addicted to SSRIs
>>225490378I live in a van down by the river
>>225490398This is my dream
>>225490378Honest question what does an SSRI do?
>>225490498It is almost tempting right? Just to seeBut once your natty card is revoked it is gone for life
Diarrhea
I'm calling it rn Zelensky will have one in person assassination attempt around December
My favorite youtuber from 15 years ago is still uploading videos but now they're just parenting vlogs that get like 3k views
>>225490584It's weird to me how much the media has been deboonking his Russian bot server claims
>>225490606thats blessed, good for them
>Hi Jack Joe's HVAC calling for Mr.Smith. We would like to know if you have children at the residence? The reason we ask is because it narrows down the available technicians we can send to the house
>The jawbone of pakicetids also lacks the enlarged space (mandibular foramen) that is filled with fat or oil, which is used in receiving underwater sound in modern cetaceansBruh, imagine being able to hear through your mouth!
There's a jeetly sort of fellow doing the subcontinental headbobs and hand movements near me on the phone. What's the point of doing that when the other person can't see it?
be nice to see something with no whites in it for a change. just getting a little tired is all
penus milk
Why are there indians on earth? Are the british to blame? An unholy mystery..
>>225490730The best kind!
The onlyfans to federal judge pipeline is realLook it upLook it up
>>225490747its always the white mans fault. why are jews in power? the white man. why are women in power? the white man. why are there indians literally everywhere? the man.
>>225490718You can just look in the mirror lol
I am tired and want to sleep, but I promised two friends that I haven't seen in 3 years I would meet them for dinner. How can I stay awake for another two hours.
>>225490693We love our basal cetacean artiodactyls don't we folks?
>>225490827lol
>>225490789>the man.Redditjeet fail compilation
>>225490825Just go to sleep they might become murdered or get in a fatal car accident you can't predict the future you can only assess the present
>>225490825Old school speed
what's the deal with rhode island then
I'm sorry for killing that man officer, I had intergenerational trauma and I'm dealing with some systemic racism right now
Don't take /cum/vexazil is allergic
>>225490862>>225490863Damn, both excellent options.
>>225490907Type of thing the polycule commune social worker has to deal with after the abolition of police
>>225490851Taxonomy is crazy, bats share a more recent common ancestor with hoofed mammals (ungulates), carnivores, pangolins, and whales than with primates or rodents.
>new thread anticipatory posting constipation Whats the cure for this?
>While intergenerational trauma is cited as a factor in psychological assessments and the development of diagnostic tools like the Historical Intergenerational Trauma Transmission Questionnaire (HITT-Q), these are used for clinical and research purposes to assess vulnerability and resilience, not to determine legal liability or trial results.polniggers retarded, news at 11
>The man who died after falling from the Goliath roller coaster at Six Flags Over Georgia is Hassan Jihad Ibn KariemJihad?doesn't that mean like holy war now?
The /cum/ negro was not pleased with that post I take it
>>225491121The 6 flags have declared war on the Ummah
>>225491043I was actually just checking out the evolution of ticks, as parasitic species tend to degenerate relative to their ancestors, but it turns out it's not all that interesting, cause they were primitive to begin with.
>>225491043also, when UI pasted that into google, it displayed quora pages! Remember a time before AI, when educated Jeets on Quora used to answer all your questions?
*when Ialso, Quora was the first visible flowering of Jeets online because there was some sort of authentication system in place and you usually posted under your real name, I don't think people ever noticed them before that.
Tired of seeing minorities on every ad
are you ready to rumble...
>>225491312They're called the global majorities now chud
Why is it so dead
>>225491394Janny did a little banning spree recently plus the entire site is dying
>>225491394idk, we should be experience the effect of Wednesday Wetness and partying hard! It's second only to Friday Fury!
drop acquired, dog shit game closed
*experiencing>>225491421I'm really gonna have to start streaming on youtube, or at least making videos, and talking people's ear off there if this site becomes moribund to pass the time, which would also be good for my bank account status
>>225491486or maybe just make a friend irl
>>225491520Friends are good, but some people need an additional outlet
laughing guy somewhere in the venue of this norm standup recording is getting on my nerves i almost said erves
>>225491540
