Spooky season editionPrevious: >>225491540
I choose this one
Ham sandwich on the way
>>225495139yaaaayyy
TO MAKE IT TO THE BORDER O' MEXICO(SUCH A LONG WAY TO GOOOOOOOO)!
>>225495153You like music little man?
Chud snack moment
Why is it that rollercoasters that spin you around and put you upside down just use one thing to hold you down but rollercoasters that just give you a ride strap you down with 4 separate things
legalize gay sex
>>225495165>Filipinos>the hole is white not brownHuh?
Gay sex amongst the North Korean elite must be crazy
>>225495155
You know Hitler was a painter
I’ve got a YouTube channel called will it flush
Spooky, scary, skeletonsSend shivers down your spine
if i was the president I'd nuke everything except texas
>>225495170regular wooden roller coasters usually just have the metal bar that you have to hold like your life depends on it whenever you go down a steep dip.
>>225495219
Kim Il Sung actually spoke Korean quite poorly and needed to have his speeches written by KGB officers fluent in Korean
>>225495223You’re retarded
>>225495223Brown hands
>>225495219this is a local fresco from the 15th century
>>225495234Mao couldn't speak Mandarin properly and had a heavy accent, Napoleon had a Corsican accent too. Many such cases.
erm
Emptied my 401k to buy a chipotle bowl
>>225495253Alexander's forebears spoke Greek with in thick rustic Doric accent, tho the man himself was educated by Aristotle
>>225495252does this count as memento mori? Or Is that just for catholics?
Ontario is no longer rangebanned it seems. I guess spamming racial slurs and insulting the jannies really paid off.
>>225495253Hitler had a silly Austrian accent
*in a thick here are some more frescoes from that church for all you zoomer tradcaths
I’m sorry for being ugly
>>225495272that is a catholic painting, so yes, as this country is historically catholic, tho it was also lutheran for a short time
>>225495274stupid bitch ass faggot trannitors
>>225495215and?
>>225495252>>225495282CoolI wish my country had stuff like thisWe do have some cool injun petroglyphs but it's not the same
>>225495253Stalin spoke Russian with a heavy accent because it's not his native language
Por que a los mejicanos les causa tanto ardor el GLORIOSO cono svr?
>>225495295wait...you're UGLY?
ALL MY EXES LIVE IN TEXAS
>>225495296oh my bad, I get the balkan ethnicities mixed up sometimes
>>225495319All my gfs were from Transylvania
I’m 99th percentile in ugliness
gock is stale and boringtrannies lost
>a challenger appears
>>225495311>The old Comedy Network logoThat takes me back
>>225495306Por qué a los argentinos les molesta el mapa de placas tectónicas?
>>225495352Kind of has a James May look to him6/10
we play it fast and loose here on cum
>>225495352Ok I’m better looking than him
>>225495356Honestly sometimes I think I died in my sleep a long time ago and I'm actually in Hell now. Seems impossible that we had it so good and now it's so unbearably awful.
>jason invites you to a partyhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1792027343771672.mp4
ai is simultaneously only capable of producing terrible slop and also going to steal all our jobs and take over the world
Is Jason still trans
>>225495376let the sunshinelet the sunshine inthe sunshine inthis is the dawning of the age of aquarius
The presence of so many Indians can only be concluded as being in Hell or some sort of Worldly divine punishment on the mortal plane. Even jeets themselves admit their presence is a punishment.
>>225495407meant for >>225495376
Pizza was good. Good night frens.
Give me the rundown on jason
I hate my life
>>225495424Hasn't posted here in a year and a half
>>225495391Unless your job is literally just data entry or some other easily replaceable task AI isn't replacing much for many years. And that's not even getting into the litigiousness that's going to result from having AI making decisions without human oversight in the future.
Thank heaven for little
>>225495434Why are we talking about xem/xir/shem?
>>225495170shes thinking about horses
>>225495450Because no lolcow has replaced him
Why won’t you change your self destructive habits?
>>225495450He’s an icon. He changed our culture forever
>>225495450He created /cum/ and has been one of our most prolific posters for almost 20 years
jason is the queen of cum
Benjamin Netanyahu deprived me of a happy life and a successful career
>>225495465I want to die soon
>>225495472The 'Yahu claims another life smdh
>>225495450every online space is defined by it's lolcowswe are nothing now without our lolcow
>>225495467>>225495466Common transwombmyn W
My mothers maid is mocking me Her heart is great with prideBecause the lord once listenedWhen her little one cried
>>225495472>you might be a Palestinian if
>>225495407
poetry is for nerds >>>/lit/
i want to go home
>>225495193This part really bugs me because bragging about walking next to someone is really pathetic
Bout to jackoff and then I'll take a shower.
>>225495505You wouldnt say that if you walked upon the prophet eating chicken
Whose woods these are I think I know His house is in the village thoughHe will not see me stopping hereTo watch his woods fill with snow
>>225495511Stick your fingers in your mouth afterwards
took a shower and my pits still stink.scrubbed em good too. doomed to be a stinky boy.
>>225495532You need to nair off the hair and scrub at it good with red scotchbrite and soap
>>225495505boomers worshiped dylan, the beatles & the stones due to their primitive nature of media back then
Geordie Greep is talentless
>>225495550no you are
>>225495465Because I've tried possibly thousands of times (most of them lasting a single day) and at some point you have to give up. My parents were enablers, I spent my adolescents being encouraged to take the lazy way out, all because they thought that's what a disabled little boy needed. Now they've become so engrained in me that doing things the healthy way feels like an attack on the very fiber of my being. An idiosyncracy with the way my brain experiences reality.
I keep having dreams where my little favela is five or ten times its size, like the back of my house becomes a giant's staircase and i hop between rooftops into some apartments lit by orange lights, but then my house is always tilted, always falling apart, always collapsing on me, and i feel angry, i feel upset
I will overwinter in the long island estate this year i think
>>225495550maybe you're right and his career is over cause he kissed a girl against her will thinking he's a bigshot - but it's hard to get a decent show to attend where I live
>>225495598Kek Who winters in Long Island. I’ll be in west palm
Drinking Guinness in the bathtub
They don't build them like they used too
>>225495617Montauk in the winter is so peaceful
just inherited my grandpa’s feed and seed store
>>225495639Chuck?
>>225495586this kind of dream means you're gay. the lights represent dicks and the crumbling staircases represent all the asses you haven't fucked.
Steak for two for one
>>225495666This is most concerning
Bernie Sanders
>>>/r9k/85760524made one
Drinking bath salts in the guinness tub
white boy wednesday is over, it's time for filipino friday to start early
>>225495682Im taking a class and the foid behind me is not amused by that
>>225495682That whore should be fucking me
>>225495692And skip Third World Thursdays? Hell no.
>>225495703my thoughts exactly
>>225495703>>225495722What if you fucked each other
>>225495682go back and stay back
>he boughtdump eet
>>225495729Oh we make do but we’d prefer the real thing
>>225495586>Your dream presents a powerful contrast: you possess the strength and agility to climb high and leap across rooftops, yet you feel dragged down by a shaky foundation. It suggests that while you are growing and reaching for more, you might need to address what feels unstable or emotionally draining in your daily life before you can truly enjoy your progress.
>>225495687i'll bring the ketamine
Jane Goodall would’ve fucked a chimp before she fucked me
im back
trannies and CIA are putting HRT on candy this halloween, be carefull
Who's a cute pornstar
>>225495779Me!!!! :3333
>>225495779you're mom!!!111 LOL
whats the latest on asian women?
Bout to take a shower then I'll jack off
>>225495766Carrot Top looks like THIS now?
>>225495813leave jack out of this
>>225495802They like Indian guys now
>>225495766I have the same ear muff from harbor freightThink shell let me hit sloppy eighths?
I like Jay Leno too
Remember when I put all of you in your place
>>225495881Doubt your arms can reach that low
>>225495881Start with the Brazilian
Just came to granny porn
>>225495902Grim, but you're still far above of the homofaggots here in terms of depravity.
>>225495902how granny we talkin
Remembering the time the tranny Janny banned me for posting ONE picture of Meloni in /cum/. Faggot Janny
>>225495931Yes I do actually, bizarre because he freely allowed other politics in the same thread and I think there was even another Meloni thread up around the same time. Just no predicting what the tranny janny will do next!
>>225495931I remember when janny banned me for posting a naked lady with sanna marins head shooped onFag
>>225495914Yeah, old people have sex anyway so one day when you all get a wife you'll be fucking her when she's old and wrinkly.>>22549592273, according to the video title. With a 21 year old. Lesbian.
>>225495951>when you all get a wifeYeah hah ha any day now!
You guys remember a lot
My gf keeps telling me shes not my gf and asking me how i know where she lives
>>225495971People don't forget
>>225495971I can remember specific posts I made in /cum/ like a decade ago
>...I FIGHT DEMONS EVERYDAY OF MY LIFE! YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW FUCKING HARD IT IS!!!
>>225495972shes shit testing you, you need to beat and abuse her to keep her interested
Never stop talking about Palestine
>pinches sudacas wey>somos norteamericanos o algo
Eating borscht in the livingroom.
Another hithttps://youtu.be/7osIcojmpmA
>>225495988I heard that malala lady talking on the radio recently and looked her upThought she would be hotter, she has a sexy voice
>>225495988That was like 3 current things ago, normies have moved on.
Finna smoke this gang weed and get dude high what's up with you guys tonight
>>225495988>>225496009Oh i thought you said pakistan because i cant read lol
This is so relatable lolhttps://youtu.be/qt4LgSTikyQ
>>225495988Sorry we moved on to Shane Gillis and Cornell. Get with the culture wars man
>>225495997I respect a Mexican more than any Venezuelan or Ecuadorian. Actually moralless people.
>>225496018I'm getting as stoned as I possibly can before I jump in ze shower. Had a good nut btw.
All the Canadians have to talk about on here is weed or their retarded takes on politicshttps://youtu.be/J1UBrsZ-RFE
>>225495766Every Irish woman looks my sister to me
>A Bradford County woman is accused of killing her husband and her 3-year-old son inside a guest room at the Great Wolf Lodge in Monroe County.>Metallica Harrison, 27, of Towanda, was charged with two counts of criminal homicide>Metallica Harrison What race is this
>>225496056Not true, I also make fun of Indians
>>225496064Mostly White mutt
benis
>>225496076She's a cunt but she has a point, be more assertive
>>225496076One thing that is really true, despite what foids say, is that they do not want an emotional or sensitive man, that whole thing is bullshit lol
no shot women have such juicy asses
>>225496034It is spelled Morales stupid
>>225496076Yea it was kinda bitch nigga energy you were giving off desu
been having a look around the USAwhat's life like in communities like this? https://maps.app.goo.gl/5Mhe34uS3fLSzUHt7
women want to be raped, they want rapists
>>225496121Alcohol and drug use is life
I want to look like this
>>>/lit/25591272
>>225496126Please translate what these Brazilian women are saying for the rest of /cum/
>>225495841>glawk fohty
Cornell 7 are rapists. Lindsay Clancy had psychosis. All cops are bad.Everyone agrees on this outside of 4chan.
>>225495841i sleep with these on all summer long
>>225496143these are all incredibly ugly
My penis pee turned red
>>225496160>psychosisUhh hello? Her husband did it, he was a gemini. Leos don't kill their cubs.
Whats the superior horror aesthetic?
Am I...?
>>225496199Feel like Horror movies don't do that green one as much as they used to
>>225496202Retarded? Yes.
>>225496213Media in general has left behind the matrix green filter
I always think it's weird when foids say things like "men used to go to war" or "men used to build houses" like yeah and women used to be burned at the stake and couldn't open bank accounts so now what. You wanna roll back the clocks to that?
>>225496163>t. Beta who can't stomp their headThis is why you are um virgao
vive le quebec libre
this little light of mine i`m gonna let it shine
>>225496152only until they make a 50higher number better
>>225496219Also, men still do go to war. Like Ukraine and Russia, they are grinding men into mincemeat right now while the women of both those countries travel around the world as whores without a single care.
I don't respect Palestinians. I respect people who win
SEINFELDSEINFELD LISTEN TO ME
Here in /cum/ we support Québec libre, Ukraine, and Israel
this board is really dead outside of generals
>>225496247>muslims boasting about winning all the crusades when they haven't even won a single war against Isr*elWhy are arabs so useless at war?
who would win in a war between east and west coast
What does "men used to go to war" mean? im not sure what they're trying to say
>>225496257I also respect Safavid Persia
>>225496261>/int/ threads can now go over 5 hours without a post and still not be archivedThis was unthinkable here at one point
>>225496271Nothing, its still men dying in wars
>>225496261Yeah it is too badIt was fun for a long timeAll the horrible fetish porn and constant race bait on the log made me stop using nost of the board
>>225496271the epsteinites want to to die for oil profits and you're an evil woke bastard if you don't want to
>>225496282>>225496290the whole site is dying
>>225496290>constant race baitThis has been a thing on /int/erracial for a long time albeit
>>225495982Who are you quoting, nobody in this thread said anything close to that
Bela Legosi's dead
>>225496306Look at me. Look at me. Sometimes you don't have to know what I know. Sometimes my business is not your business
>>225496303It really is
>>225496304Yeah i knowJust fatigue over the years probablyAnd a lot of it seemed more bantzy and less 80 iq shit flinging, but maybe thats just rose tinted gucci glasses
>>225496317I posted these lyrics here once and someone screenshotted his wikipedia page and said "Yeah of course he is"
>Iran USA war will cause a food shortageOh no>in Asia and AfricaAnd guess what… I have no interest. I’m busy focusing on my life
>>225496334>bantzyThis is true though, it feels like nobody bantz anymore, it's just seething.
how do yall try to cope
>>225496353
>>225496326>Posts on public forum saying something out of context>Gets upset when someone asks for contextDoes anyone have a screen cap of that one facebook post that goes "I'm making a quilt and it's been hard work" "hey, barbera, can you show us the quilt?" "Stay out of my business Jessica" or whatever the fuck
>>225496347>phoneposterwhat life
how come everybody gay
>>225496381Hormones in the water turning the frogs gay or something
>>225496381Microplastics and various preservative chemicals combined with unregulated access to extreme fetish porn
>>225496366Didn't read. Now look at this webm
>>225496407I'm so glad I'll never have to do that#neetlife #disabledlife
someday, I'll feel no pain
>>225496381Humans naturally gravitate to being experimental and curious when you take away the shame
>>225496333jason leaving was a sign of the times
Had to slow down for a skunk crossing the road
>>225496402>>225496404it seems like you’re the weird one now if you don’t wanna stick your penis in a hole that shit comes out of
>>225496438I've only ever seen a few skunks. They are cute.
>>225496352I was trying to put together a thoughtful post but I'm too drunk.Most of us /cum/addicts have been here for a shamefully long amount of time and have seen the nature of the site and posters change drastically over the years.If it was all organic change that would be one thing and i could be an old man shaking my fist at a cloud, but most changes here have rarely felt natural
>>225496439What's really weird to me is how much zoomers and some others now openly say they like "femboys". Like nigga, that's not even pretending not to be gay.
>>225496439Yeah, I prefer frotting, men's assholes fucking stink, even when they're cleaned and deuched
Video game titlers in the 90s were like>Time Rape 2: Return Of Pazuzu Turbo Edition
why is /tv/ so obsessed over that new Harry Potter fan fiction?
>>225496439There’s so much stuff you can do that doesn’t involve anal doe
>>225496482Manufactured outrage/sex sells, even generic tsundere slop sexAlso trannies hate it and anything trannies hate is immediately popular with this site.
>>225496474For me, it's Leisure Suit Larry 5: Passionate Patti Does a Little Undercover Work
>>225496482It's a /tv/ show, an actual tv show. That's rare nowadays to see posted on /tv/.
>>22549648290% of the threads on /tv/ must be made by like 5 people
>>225496482they never matured into adulthood and reflexively like anything that triggers trans people
>>225496482Isn't some new harry potter shit coming out soon?It is manufactured just like the sopranos postingI warned you all earlier in the year, but you're gonna get a spicy plate of gab'goo soon when they announce the new rebootDon't worry about my safety I'm behind at least 8 proxies
Do you have a hairy treasure trail? I do.
>>225496537Post it or it ain’t true
sex is overrated
>>225496537Yes but I like to trim
>>225496542>gay mexican saying aintSashy are you back?
>>225496542I dont wanna im too shy ;_;
>>225496554I thought Sasha was Russian
>>225496469I always knew everyone was a fucking faggot but I couldn’t prove it before. I feel like I can now. I just wanna know why it feels like being straight is rarer than being a faggot at this point
Every time local bars post patrons at their bars everyone has dilated pupils and this glazed over look on their face
I eat maybe one full meal a day
>>225496568People look drunk at bars?
>>225496531it's literally some hypothetical character from the old movies that is a girl instead of a boy and now the board is filled with AI slop with that new character and threads reaching bump limit talking about it.>>>/tv/223758800
>>225496567Zoomers are the first generation where being normal is the minority.
>>225496569Same. Today I had hot wings
i wish i could eat a voluptuous plump pussy
Hot niggaz
>>225496548maybe cuz you only have bad sexhttps://youtu.be/_sIh4n-tEJw
the montreal expos, quebec nordiques, vancouver grizzlies... why do the yanks keep stealing canadian sports teams?
>>225496578Yeah i have seen the anime style ai generated art on other boards and knew what you were talking aboutIt is manufactured and pushed like the kardashians and fentanyl
I'd lotion up her back if you know what I mean
havent posted in /cum/ much over the past 4 years or so.jason's gone, but what about FK and goshcel?
why does America allow medicare fraud?
>>225496567vast majority people still lean heterosexual and envision themselves dating the opposite gender exclusively even if they have gay sex one time
No matter how simple the task, sometimes my brain doesn't comprehend what I'm doing and what the next step is. I stand there lost until I force myself to realize what I am doing.
YOUR ONTARIO TOWNIS JUST A BURIAL GROUND FOR OLD FRIENDS
>>225496607Ok but what if you want a wife but just are like REALLY curious? Maybe 50 or 60 encounters
fuggin frick it!
>>225496604we think its funny
>>225496616At that point you're just a bug chaser.
>>225496607pathetic
Just wanted to post this image
>>225496579My experience with zoomers is that they're ultra conformists and hyper obsessed with self image and presentation to the point of being sensitive to trivial things like how people walk. It's like some shit out of American Psycho.
>>225496603FK claims to have a gf who gave birth, but was posting less frequently even before that LARP. He also was proxyfagging but seems to barely do that anymore either. Been a while since he was here regularly.
porn doesnt do it anymore, i need real human fleshy vagina
>>225496630
>>225496640So you're going to need a sock, some duct tape, and about 4 pounds of lead fishing weights or bullets you find or whatever
>>225496632That's sad, I actually liked FK. I think I vaguely remember him talking about having a GF from Hong Kong, but I remember feeling like it was a larp, as you say.
>>>/lgbt/45047488>>>/lgbt/45047488>>>/lgbt/45047488>>>/lgbt/45047488
>>225496624Don't get sassy with me or itll be 51 or 61 encounters bucko
>>225496645Allegory for my real life
I only get digits ending in 88 now.
FK did have a pregnant GF and he is a father now. Let that sink in
>>225496677I saved your pepe without contributing to your thread
>>225496672>I think I vaguely remember him talking about having a GF from Hong KongThat was Taiwan, and she, apparently, dumped him and got with a Canadian guy who impregnated and married her. Bit sad to stalk your ex on goybook but that's up to him. He's also like 43 now.
>>225496589Still not good
>>225496688put me in the screenshot
>>225496688
The only thing I can really say is right now is "musiaue"
Someone posted that Mexican cartel peeling off the guy's face while he's alive webm on /int/ again
>>225496730Ur a fag
Just took my vitamins
>>225496729Where
>>225496730Damn thats crazy
>>225496742>>225495781
>>225496706Oh right, I remember him posting under a Taiwan flag every now and then. Super brutal if not a larp.
I love wiener dogs
>>225496759What's this? A prayer for ants?
Just gushed wax out my ear.
>>225496769It is a prayer for camels small enough to fit through a needle
>>225496788Blessed anon, heaven let you block the scriptkiddy
People are so rude, habibi. *sigh* world is indeed a fuck.
sex
>>225496797/int/ is so slow you dont need a scriptI (You)'d myself out of pure trust in the flow of digits before @730
>>225496199pisscore is scary
I'm such a twunk -_-
these bitches have got to be AI
>>225496856For now
new>>225496873
>>225496603FK is on the /cum/ discord server at least. He’s doing better than any of us Jason goes by Jemima now and lives under a bridge as a transgender prostitute in LA
>>225496859yeah possibly. i cant even tell anymore if theyre done by someone competent. i cant trust anyting i see online anymore. not like you really could before either
Can you fucking IMAGINE how calm the entire world would be if only everyone who ever proposed anything like the internet was fucking shot in the head before it went anywhere?
