Gringo edition
Fucking hate Pedro Pascal. He looks like a St Bernard
More like Pedo Pascal that nigga's a fruit
>>225496873No previous i am going to shit and cum and piss my pants and cryAre you happy?
Shit OP
>>225496898other generals don't do that. Why do we have to?
I don't have any friends
>>225496902t. annoying gringo
>>225496906We are American, we have a higher standard to uphold.
other people don't shit in toilets Why should we?
>>225496906Sorry maybe my post is too close to what that speegguy would actually write but it was a joke
only 2.5 months til Christmas lads1.5 months til NOG season
>pinches sudacas wey>somos norteamericanos o algo
we should rename it to /CAM/
Might move to Oakland
>>225496950Sorry to hear that
This thread will last all night and I'll be back tomorrow to shitpost in it.
China is going to have Deepseek powered catgirl robot whores with autosterilizing laser pussies that hunt down and rape incels before we do and I hope all of you idiots who voted for President Gorilla Channel are prepared to deal with the consequences of that
vancouver has $4 billion of unsold condoshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5TlJ85kXlA
>>225496960I don't think it's any worse than any other major city in this shithole country
>>225496971All i read in your post was autopussiesSign me up
Might move to Texas
>>225496996Sorry to hear that
>>225496996saar?
>>225496978canada is owned by china so its not an unfamiliar smell
>>225497019Irish trash
>>225496981Maybe notAt least it is near a beautiful part of the country
>>225497027you should move to BAHSTANhow ya like THEM apples
might move to alabama, all my homies are from alabama, all the sexiest babes are from alabama
>>225497047Maybe I will
>Trump debates calling off livestream of firing squad execution after learning Fort Hood shooter was paralyzed
we've never seen a tall building tip over and fall
Can you go take a picture of your seasoning cabinet and then post it here for me thank you
>>225497067Who could have seen that one coming
>>225497052that cornell rape victim is from alabama
>>225497067>>225497073T.A.C.O.
>>225497082Touch all cuntsuntil otherwisedirected?
My bed frame doesn't raised edges so the mattress goes slightly askew when I get in and out of it a few times
>>225497096twump awways chickens out
We need to talk about women
>>225497104Oh yeah? If bibi told him to put it on the tv he would in a heartbeat
>>225497103sounds like you're living a subpar life, that's a real shame. i have a queen bed that holds the mattress firmly in place when i have sex with women on it.i hope things get better for you.
I’m 2 years celibate because what’s the point? You literally feel an empty internal void no matter what after being with a man and they don’t gaf either.
>>225497103You can sleep in my bed if you'd prefer
>>225497122do you have a vagina? can i see it?
>>225497122have you considered not being a gay faggot
>>225497122It is an endless and empty cycle of chasing poon and getting bored when you catch it
bet the other guy who's playing cookie clicker doesn't know he's supposed to farm endless cycle about right now lool
>>225497113Women are inanimate objects
>>225497113Heisenberg strikes again!
I want to get shot on the head for empowering brown girls towards education or whatever and survive so i can get a nobel peace prizeI heard they pay good
>>225497119>>225497136Thanks guys
>>225497113imagine if your wife's dad kept butting in on decisions and telling you what to do. Probably the same thing here
>>225497169r u talking about Malulalaulaualiuaulaa
indian women are the new latinas
>>225497198I was talking about stealing her bit yeah
>>225497171If it was up to me the us would be Canada's home away from
>>225497213based. nothing more American than thievery and getting shot.
>>225497225Its been over 8 yearsThe world mostly forgot by now, time for my chapter
schrodingers penis
i hate women
>12 years Seasons changeTime passes byAs the days become the months become the years
I hate men
the cornhole 7 need to be given the electric chair. not because of what they did but because they couldnt keep their mouths shut and had to gossip about it 24/7 like a bunch of little girls.
>>225497113what does this even mean
penile milk
>>225497275shut up you stupid bitch
>>225497275same. I hate life
>>225497284it was at a house party with lots of people around. Everyone obviously knew a gang bang was happening in one of the bedrooms.
what's the most respectful way to tell my parents to stop sending me shit for christmas or birthdays because it's always trash from the thrift store or whatever mlm my mom got duped into buying
>>225497113Wrong. He got jewed over by the IRS
>>225497303animation is the most autistic fucking thing ever if you think about it. imagine just drawing the same thing over and over thousands of times but just ever so slightly different each time.holy shit.
>>225497303Threaten to hurt yourself
Imagine testicular torsion plus kidney stones
thoughts on birth control?
>>225497349Yeeowch!
Can you fucking IMAGINE how calm the entire world would be if everyone who ever proposed anything like the internet was fucking shot in the head before it went anywhere?
>>225497350Ion curr. Fuck am I gon do with it? I don't pipe.
What if you made a food that included both mint and chili peppers so it’s like an icy hot thing in your mouth
corr just pooped
>>225497350It makes me fat
>>225497353psyops would have no counter though.
Supposedly if you put your hand in a bowl of ice while climaxing it gives you extreme pleasure
>>225497384why don't you put your hand on my cock?
>>225497350Just don't have sex
>>225497384Jizzpiss
>>225497392Why, don't mind if I do!
Supposedly if you put your hand up your ass while climaxing it gives you extreme pleasure
Supposedly if you put your hand on your penis and move it back and forth you climax.
I'd rather suck balls than lick ass
>>225497396a woman today was arguing that if you espouse chastity, you're depriving young women of sex
>>225497427Fun fact: those fucking either or internet trend questions don't actually need to be entertained in your mind at all, they're not real, you're (presumably) not gay and won't ever have to make that choice, you can move on from them instead of engaging
gettin' propa paranoid bout state of refrigeratorpropa mindbogglin' dissfink i got refrigerator hyperthyroidismlike i cannae tell if refrigerator broken or finelike when a hyperthyroidiac checkin' symptoms in internet innitbut im askin' chatgpt bout refrigerattorspropa bogglin' dat
>>225497384corr put fridge thermometer in bowl of ice erlier to recalibrate itdinnae like dat coz seems like very imprecise methodi need tae ken me fridge temprAture wiv precision, kenam just scotch like datwee raj innit
also real pic of me >>225497441 askin' chatgpt bout fridgea
>>225497456Speak English and not some foul Gaelic hybrid
fuck my fat chungus life
>>225497486Jesus loves you.
>>225497473Rather than being a kind of Anglo-Gaelic pidgin, Scots is more like an Old English fossil language. Perhaps somewhat comparable to how Quebeckers speak something similar to Old French
Have you ever been homeless?
if god was real incels wouldnt be
>>225497510Like temporarily sleeping at the bus station but then I went home
>>225497510In the summer of 2020 for 2 months, 1 month at a shelter and 1 month in the US desert helping my aunt
Denounce testicular cancer
>>225497566*kisses your testicles*
>>225497511Incels are a product of their own creation and unwillingness to accept personal, personality changes, who gather online to develop even more extremist views on how other people (mainly women) are the problem instead of themselves.I have spent at least 6 years on /r9k/
>>225497588>I have spent at least 6 years on /r9k/How have you not killed yourself
>>225497588actually incels are just involuntarily celibate
Bob Marley's "So Much Trouble in the World" but it's "So Many Browns in the World"
Failed to respond to a friend's text in a timely manner award
Listening to Grateful Dead
anyone knows how i can get rid of the pinterest login pop up?
NOT going to work tomorrow
>>225497566Fuck cancer
>pinterestWho's mom is this
>>225497598Extreme fear of death, to the point of psychosis at any glimpse of severe harm that could threaten my life.Also I got better. I got out of my room. I got a support system that cares about my well being and helps me through daily life. I got offline and did more physical tasks. I realized my shitty attitude and dogshit personality was visible from a mile away and signaled to others to avoid me.>>225497610Well, yeah, and blue hair is just blue hair.
>>225497643Hate when I do this and it's always like 1am when I realize I have to text them back
What’s your longest ever goon session?
I can hear sirens and coyotes howling in the distance.
>>2254976838 or 9 hours
>>225497687Are they real sirens and coyotes or are you just having a schizo moment
>>225497683Without cooming? 17 grueling hours paused by desperately looking for something that vibrates (fucking hate hate HATE FUCKING HATE HALDOL)
>>225497683when i was getting into porn games i was stroking the whole day, i dont get that horny anymore
>>225497693The coyotes are reacting to the sirens. Might have just been a couple of dogs though.
>>225497698>when i was getting into porn games i was stroking the whole dayIsn’t that what made Jason troon out
Who here Olympic break dancing fan
>>225497825Great stuff
Delaware has no sales tax so people from surrounding states drive there to buy shit
>>225497825this is the future
it’s all corrupt girl
>>225497852florida as well
>>225497825The king has four legs because he's constantly fucking femboys. Haha how we doing tonight!
>>225497825the answer is bitches
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
What effort did you make? Challenge fate
>>225497825btfo
>>225497881Is it possible to challenge fate? Your fate is just whatever happens to you
>>225497303last time i visited my mom she gave me a bag of 12 tomato soup cans with the explanation that she is supposed to limit potassium intake due to her heart condition and can no longer eat tomato soup. i don't care for tomato soup. i told her so. she insisted i take them. so now i have 12 cans of tomato soup in my cupboard.
>>225497892I don't know. It's a Canadian song
Delaware is literally just two tollbooths: the state
>>225497907Sounds just like my grandpa
Delaware is a fucking shithole
business idea: we take women, lash them firmly about their nude bodies including the feet bottoms, intubate them, then seal them in drums of corning salt and use the drums as wheels for our downhill flintstones racers
its over, its just over
canadians be like"this soup too spicy"
>>225497907Make tomato soup cake
>>225497932looks nice to me
>>225497954Their gas stations don't have toilets so you have to use a port a potty instead
FUCK SALT
/cum/ is senran kagura general
>>225497956This happens in Iowa too
Delaware is the 1st state of the USA
>>225497973Iowa is the 2nd state
I BOUGHT YOUR TOOTHPASTETHE ONE WITH TARTAR CONTROLAND IT MADE ME FEEL LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
goodnight
>>225497993Good night bud
Nothing happens in iowa
Texas is that one state where public universities unironically have better funding and massive labs than any private university. Texas is honorary EVROPE
>>225498024Are you sure you aren't thinking of California? Berkeley is the best public university in the world
>>225498040best university in California is a private university, not public
>>225498040but if you want to talk about public university, 'm sure university of edinburgh and leiden mog berkeley
Berkeley mentioned
Bitch I get dumb wit it
Cars and money
would like to feel it pulse in me after he comes desu
jasonesque post
I'm either going to jerk off or eat a donut can't decide
>>225498103Does poland have universities or do you all just go into trades after middle school? Genuinely curious, I've never heard of anyone going to school in poland
>>225498194Do both
>>225498194spank off on the donut then eat it
>>225498200no, because schools are scam
need to do my duolingo for the daybut I dont wanna
they say cola is medicine
>>225498292i have a course open for english and just do a lesson in it when i dont feel like learning
Bomboclaat wallahi
I love kale
[Thread news] An angsty frog is hopping from thread to thread
>>225498298>obese goblina miku>old ass cholomy culture is not your costume
>>225498376The Miku looks cute asf
Found this on a visit to /mugi/
>>225498408Corr that looks good
is texas really main character of america?
>>225498353I think I saw him lol, why's he so pissed off at Mexicans? Anyway I'm about to eat a butterfingers ice cream bar
>>225498376you drink fructose cola its not your culture
life ant shit but a fat vaginaeither you fuck it, or it fucks you
>>225498499>Sugary soda consumption is extremely high in Israel, with the country ranking among the top globally for sugar intake. >Daily Consumption: Approximately 33% of adolescents consume sweetened beverages daily, while 76% of the general population consumes them at least once a week.>Sugar Intake: Israeli adolescents consume an average of 36 teaspoons of sugar per day from these drinks, and adults consume 16 teaspoons.>Market Value: The soft drinks market in Israel was valued at US$2.53 billion in 2024, with revenue growing steadily.
>>225498578usa not israel
Hey Pep
why white and black lesbian is so hot?
>>225498464The barrels. Why so many barrels. Why barrels as chairs.
>>225498644WMBM is better
imma rub my pussy on you niggas
kek
actual kekhttps://www.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/1x69d13/jasontheween_tries_to_cleanse_his_mind_with_some/
didnt ket at either tbqh
>>225498752it's funny because he's gonna get banned for that by twitch
>livestreamfaildire
The feeling of suspenseful dread when you click gay on a jewpubes video and notice the uploader is a bong but hasnt revealed its accent yet
craving nachos
>>225498680
cause im swaggin im surfinim swaggin im surfinim swaggin im surfini'm clean like dish detergenthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTeY4QSFrIk
My entire life has been a fuckinf disaster. Please kill me
I've been drooling in my sleep a lot more than usual lately. When I got up just a few minutes ago my entire lower face and jaw were plastered to the pillow. It smells bad too.
Just be a multi millionaire bro, bitches will be all over you
after a penis comes in you you can feel it pulse and twitch
