gagamboy edisyon
>>225496998I'd shoot my web inside her IYKWIM
selamat pagi
I'll put a mutant in her womb
shes not gonna fuck you chuds
*he
saars... >>225497125
Ada rekomendasi restoran Sunda di Jakarta dan sekitarnya? Modelan Talaga Sampierun dan Kampung Kecil kayanya fokus ke kolam dan gazebo, bukan rasa. Ikan Bakar Cianjur standar, kayanya fokus turis rombongan, restoran yang penting gede. Warung Nasi Ampera pada dasarnya warteg, kurang bersih.
>>225497258>>225497305
>>225497305>>225497337
Good morning everyone
Someone stole my mangoes....planning to inject all the mangoes outside with rat poison. They could've asked, i'll give it for FREE but no they don't
>>225497475nvm that's going too far, i'll use laxative instead lmao
>>225496998thats somebodies son
>>225497475>>225497487tahun dah mau ganti, indon masih primitif
>>225497557Cari aman, biar orang punya pikiran maling kapok
It seems that being a carpenter is better than being a construction worker in the Philippines. You don't get yelled at, no violence and there's no bullying.
>>225497487that’s pointless. the thief won’t even know the laxative in mango gave him the shits. he’ll just blame the street food for wrecking his gut, so he’ll keep stealing your mangoes anyway.
>>225497618It takes real skill though
>>225497670Hard laxatives make your stomach hurts like hell. been doing that, never took it again
bros how do we vote our way out of this? all the big parties already decide to back the fat retard
Looks like they're targeting Hindus now.
king
There is no escape, we don't have midterms or anything like that and every single party is corruption-maxxing right now. 2 more years of this, imagine how many disasters could happen in those 2 years lol.Best thing to do is kabur aja dulu, you can get to C1 in most language in under 2 years, do it before they somehow have a tax for leaving the country or whatever.
>>225497864pay up :)
>>225497873Thank god I'm not weeb-brained enough to genuinely think Japan is a good place to work at as an impoverished third worlder.
Ahem
>>225497864Be the change you wish to be
Does anyone have the link of indonesian military school pdf collection that was posted here once?
>>225497901sure, pay up :)
japan is based because their population is both aging and shrinkingtime to make japan javanese
>>225497383
>>225497929This really doesn't show the entire thing.
>>225498031
No one takes Indonesia seriously anymoreWe are in the same league as the Philippines and SomaliaHow can we restore Indonesian izzat?
Fufufafa will make a comeback
>>225497383>>225497670>>225498031>>225498074>>225498100i jwu from a nap
Malaysians literally think they can just come and cross the Malacca strait and take territory if they want to because they think Indonesia is so weak and incompetent.Indonesia is completely izzatless.
>>225498315I support this, either that or new thailand strait alt and jakarta strait alt. mlei got sanctioned all over the world, great deals
>>225498315we dont think like that. if you are insecure about something then you should fix that yourself.
Guys, i just got raped yesterday...
>>225498857get a rape kit
I remember going to a gym and talked with this white guy.He was lifting the same weight, and yet his body was more muscular and bigger.There I realize how inferior my SEA gene is.
>>225498279
>>225498358why do malays import so much from america? corn syrup?
The Philippines is the only country where applying for jobs require a degree.
did you know, you dont need degree to work in tourism as comfy front officer in Thailand? you only need to be multilingual.
>>225498857raped award
These pier slums in the Philippines look like my average Tropico session where I roleplay as an incompetent filipino president lol.
>>225497324mau bawa rombongan berape banyak anon? kampung kecil kenapa, gak mau?
>>225498857
I tried those buldak carbonara noodles. Kinda gross 2bh. Also I didn’t have any chicken on hand, only steak which I know doesn’t go well together but eh.
Which /asean/ country is not full and will take me in?
Indonesian bros, are these true?
Just got rejected for a factory job
>>225499933Of course not
>Go outside>Stress goes away, life’s better>List productive things to do back home >Come back home>Stress comes back>doomscrolls for hourswhat casues this?
>>225500020okay then we all suffer together
>>225498857did u like it?
>>225499933It's already happening, I thought it'll happen 6 to 12 months from now
Starting my first job at Jollibee tomorrow. Do I really need to pay 600 pesos for my uniform and 2000 for a health permit?
>>225500402>Down P2600 from day onengmi
I’m genuinely so gay for this mf
>Voice actors Koji Yusa (58) and Miyari Nemoto (29) have announced their MarriageMaybe your wife hasn't been born yet
>>225500563>Miyari Nemoto ( 29 ) Nooooooooooo not my fav new gen lolige seiyuu this is literally NTR
>>225500936>cucked by Oji-san.
it's over
Siapa suruh nolak tiga periode
apa yang terjadi kalau Kaisar Jokowi masih bertakhta?
i just bought myself a new keyboard from my neetbuxxx >>225477802is this good?
should've voted aniesbvll
>>225501293I had royal kluge as well.Their 3-way connections are working really well. Nothing to complain really.Although if you really want to 'improve' it. You need to at least lube the stabilizer. Especially the spacebar, get new wire if you have to.
Stop pretending you suddenly care about politicsit’s not gonna get you laid, lil bro
keluarga dia nyesel gak yah gabung republik?
We should hand over the rest of Borneo to Malaysia and see how good they could manage the forest fire.
random strands of hair are growing in places where they shouldn't be growingthere's one on my neck, not even near my chinanother one on my upper arm, on the opposite side of my armpitwhat's going on? am I mutating because of the haze?
Where can I find a guy friend ?No homo
I voted for Wowo and I want this to happen.
How is rifky doing
>>225502076me tooi have one on my leg and one on my nippledont worry im completely normal
>>225502389he's busy preparing for the grand openingWowo demand alll kopdes to start operating this week
>>225497804Damn, this guy is pretty
anyone want to have bembang with me?
>>225502490How blue are your eyes
>>225502412grim
What's for dinner?
It was you That breaks my heart in pieces It was youThat makes my blue eyes blue
>>225503206smoke
>>225500132you run away from your problems
Good evening :)
udah jelas banget ini salah siapa. kenapa gak dibunuh aja?
>>225503498. . .in Minecraft, right?
>>225502490No but i live in rembang now
>>225502412Not really. Bumfuck regions probably only start getting busy around december
>>225503578おまえたちムスリムが主張するのはムスリムが他国を侵略する権利だ。それは許されない。おまえたちムスリムは日本をムスリムのものにする事を求めている。それは許されない。おまえたちムスリムは日本に食生活をムスリムに合わせる事や土葬を認めるように求めて不和を起こしている。それは許されない。おまえたちムスリムは日本を破壊して日本を侵略しようとしているだけだ。それは許されない。ムスリムは許さない。アッラーは存在しない。地獄に堕ちろ。
not. my. problem.
Filipino boy for hire25, 5’5-Can cook several pinoy and Indonesian dishesCan do your house chores / extra office worksKnows how to install wifi/cctv Can massage you if you’re tiredNo criminal recordJust reply if you’re interested i will give my number.
>>225503683>controlled by his advisors, general, and even his lil browhat having only 1 testicle do to a mf...
あなた方はテロリストです。あなた方は侵略者です。あなた方は私たち日本人を暴力をもって強制的にイスラム教に改宗させ日本を破壊しようとしています。あなた方が日本で生きて働いて子どもを育てて死んだら日本で土葬されようとする事は許されません。全てのムスリムは侵略者でありテロリストです。イスラム教は害悪でありムスリムは犯罪者です。全てのムスリムは敵です。ムスリムは日本から出て行きなさい。
>>225503498>>225503683cant you see how evil both of the are, retard? ffs!
>>225503751
>smoke over mlei>make liberal jakartroon mald>almost banning apple chud>buying Russian oil>still engage with North KoreaThis is literally WHAT i've ASKED for and i voted for THIS !!
>>225503498>>225503683Muka kek gini kok ngaku pribumi
What's up with employers in the Philippines and this really weird and specific requirement like being able to know how to install a cctv
>>225503498he looks chinky as fuck
>>225504064Im the one applying
>>225504064What cctv though There are like a hundred cctv brands with different features and protocol
>>225503635>can finally recognize all the hiraganaNow, it's katakana
I wanna go to the moon
>>225504108we are all asian, chud
Does anyone know the story behind the 67 spammer? What's his deal? Has he ever skipped a day?
He doesn't have a highschool degree or job experience
>>225504435no way zhang
>>225504108if that is chinky, then what about this?
>>225504501south EAST ASIA
Josh Aquino is proof that even a drooling retard can have power if they belong to the oligarch class.
>>225503206https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zxJFYSnoK4
>>225502100We're all your fren
>>225504705Go and be rich then faggot. What the fuck are you complaining about? Be part of the oligarch class and spawn your own drooling retard. makes you feel bad.
https://youtu.be/AtJMSUpG9GQ5 days
>>225505257Adam Smasher isn't needed for this level of threat
Grand Theft Auto: CommonwealthThe protagonist comes from a Project 3 slum in QC and claws his way up with scamming, stealing and extorting.
>>225505386stop describing a gta based on my cumtree
>>225505386might as well as vibecode it.
Mexico flashback, but indonesia
>>225505446Fallout: Jakarta
New GTA VI Trailer just drop!!!!
AI feels like cheating. I just made a fully functioning MIDI keyboard with 52-keys from a hello kitty toy and added knobs and added a small tactile drumpad without electronics or coding experience. I tried to learn to code for years from Heartbeast, GDquest and CS50 but never understood a thing.
>>225505761it's time to vibecode your own Logic Pro
>>225505761if it helps, you will find it tiresome and end up not finishing the project like many coders do even if you learn to understand code.I still feel this effect even with AI
If I have a degree does it help to apply for a job onsite? Or does office hopping only work for wagecuck jobs
should I buy a PS5 just to play GTA VI?
>>225505808I really wish I had more tokens lol. Someone creative but no apt in coding like me can finally make something without the coding barrier.
>>225505987Just port the game with AnyPS5
>>225506027just use chinese model then.They ae cheaper and you don't need frontier-model for a lot of mundane stuff.
Good eveningCurrent weight: 76.2kg300 grams increase from last night
The haze has made Singaporeans and Malaysians delusional. top kekhttps://x.com/okaythenfuture/status/2110688694671745388
Prabowon once again
>>225506175gembrot
>>225506259Indonesia will become a pariah state when ~35m people die from the haze in the next few months (including me).
>Aids is rising
>>225506341at least you can eat Nasi Kandar and Ayam Gepuk before die
>>225499933Hahahahah, fuck this country so much. Bongbong is truly like his father with all these "shortages". Even their 5 minute hacks filter tutorial will kill more people than the impending drought. Just give them buckets while Pax Silica gets unlimited energy and water on our own land bro! HAHAHAHAHAH
Untung gw jawir
>>225506341->>225503683
sebagai jawir mataraman, gw punya ick kepada bahasa jawir kedu/jogja/surakarta dan sekitarnya. kenapa sih kalau bicara dimedhok-medhokkan. ini yg bikin stereotype org jawir ngomingnya medhok. padahal bahasa jawir di jatim mataraman ga punya aksen medhok. ini gara-gara sinetron tv bangsat
ngambil jawirnya dari jogjaaa mulu
The biggest winners in the Philippines are cheaters and there's nothing wrong with that. You either let the corrupt system eat you, or not participate at all.
the government job looks tempting right now....
>>225506677Is Freya medhog or not?
Ora medhok ora ilokRa ngapak ra kepenak
>>225506898medhok when she speak jawir because her father jogjan. but she doesn't have accent when she speaks indon
>>225500471what jobs in the country won't charge you? a medical exam will run you a minimum of 1200 today
>>225498941
>>225507060Gosh I wanna listen to her medhok speak
>>225500181Remember when ricegum asked this same question to some random girl in 2017 who got raped only for him to get in more trouble for selling gambling ads to kids
We only watch willie revillame forcing kids to watch live on television
what to do if she smiles at you like this?
so in the end, Malaysia and Singapore can't do shit. they're cucked by Indonesia's internal/structural problems. I'm sorry for you guyshttps://x.com/syahir/status/2110203404282962155
>>225508082When I was researching the haze in Indo, apparently it's a regular thing and I also went down the rabbit hole of the strained relationship between Malaysia and the Philippines and how Malaysian drug dealers use the Philippines as a central hub for drugs
>>225508140yep, local landowners usually burn their land to raise its price before selling it to companies. But this year is drier because of el nino, so it became catastrophic.
>>225506677luwih kepenak ae
where are the allied forces, homie? tought u guys gonna send us liberation army.
send help
topgeg, my uni changed the wifi network and then forgot to set the firewall back
xi jinping pls nuke jakartan middle class self hating indos, they're not align with general mao beliefs (my idol)
>>225508942>be malays & poreans>do nothing>*cough* *cough*
>>225508942asean is not a military alliance sweaty :)
>>225508942Manila has always been covered with smog from all the unregulated exhaust from cars.
>>225509048i can post on my work wifi but i can't browse with kuroba exkinda weird
>>225503732Might as well demand to put a chain leash around your neck.
>>225503732femboy potential?
>IMF said that we're lagging behind even CambodiaFuck this niggercountry
https://x.com/anaknogori_n9/status/2110357985973448790?t=3-XM3qvG58qNEjTKU4tbZA&s=19I'm glad sukarno era wiped out malay kings in sumatera, but alot of sumatran still seething until this day barking about independence. unfathomably based GOATKARNO
>>225510428>IMFwho cares about jews MF
^tsmt
lagi nonton arcane meskipun gapernah main league
go block
also play a real game instead of league
>>225503206idk maybe italian food tonighti gotta kill time before a movie
After we sent jap soldiers home, why don't china send help? I thought china is our best friend now.
uhh gays?
Instead of sleeping I spent all night playing suzerain
>>225497324Saung/Lembur Kuring
coli apa ya enaknya? gabisa tidur
>>225501293>>225501678what's a good mechanical keyboard?I think I want to finally change my dell keyboard for my PCI don't have much experience with mechanical keyboard, but I'm liking my current laptops keyboard, Thinkpad T12 Gen 2 and Lenovo ideapad's
>>225509529use chance
I just ate glass wtfWell it was dark and im too lazy to reach for the light switch so I just turned on my phone flashlight to get something off the floor. Then I heard a soft crack, I thought wtf was that and then the screen protector broke off the edges and went into my mouth. i spit it out in the sink and so far im not dead yet. I washed my mouth with water 3x.
>>225516092gonna play tanging yaman for your funeral bro
>>225516092It's too late. The glass is entering your blood stream by now and will soon cut up your brain.
how do filipina girls (teen) smell?
sweet mix of sweat, deo/soap, and milk.
why are average SEA normies so fucking retarded? they don’t know the slightest bit about how the world works. they just copy phrases they don’t understand, like mindless bacteria
this is why we’re getting raped by china, and I don’t fucking care anymore
>>225516551They smell like putok
>>225517774>1monthniggaaaaaa
>>225517774They have no idea that the entire haze and forest burning thing is caused by Hashim and his goons. What people failed to understand is that indonesia is a mafia state - everyone who has a power in this country is some sort of mafia including the government, their officials, and even the president. Every 'legal' group in indonesia like political party and people organization are literally mafia group disguised as legal political group serving peoples interest. No one can rise to political or societal power if they didnt belong to one of those (mafia) group in this country. This is a system that, by design, exist in order to manage overpopulation and overflowing resource in this country. The moment some random indon wake up and realize that instead of making his own business he couldve just become a middleman to that said business and start managing people and client instead of goods, he already understand how everything works in this country; he already have the 'indonesian mafia mind' in his head.That being said, the entire mafia thing is the reason why nobody can be held accountable for anything that happens in here. UN could send their representatives today to investigate the entire forest burning thing and they wouldnt find anyone or any suspect to be blamed other than (((natural causes))) or classical reason like some kids burning things for gagz that leads to bigger fire because everything is planned, calculated, and designed.Never underestimate the level of EVIL that these indonesians are capable of
>>225518369>>225518386-->>225503683
>>225507277
>>225498941>>225507277>>225510884>>225519017
>>225517835At least china has technology. Locals will rape you and force you to work 16 hours per day.
>>225519584indonesiajust indonesianothing christian about it
>>225519219
>>225497804Vishnu intervened
>>225519659
I WANT SEXXXX
>>225519701
>>225519944
Is it better to avoid fil-chi owned businesses as a NEET looking for work
Good morningCurrent weight: 75.2kg300 grams increase from yesterday
No one reminded me it was Banh Min Day last Saturday ;_;I had to find out from /ck/
>>225520058This thing is a bot right? Can’t even get basic math right. 74 one day 76 the next
>>225519711rape indog tourists, they deserve it
>>225520076IQ78, please understand.Also you know the smoke, smog, and haze. It destroys indog’s brain. We are even more retarded now. Literally our Pol Pot moment.
>>225520076morning compared with morning, evening compared with evening
>>225520096>Literally our Pol Pot moment.You guys have child mercenaries?
>>225519978
>>225520076>>225520113but you do bring up an interesting point. I've mostly been tracking how much weight I lose everyday, so I compare myself between fasted states (mornings) and non fasted states (evenings). but another interesting comparison to make is how much weight I lose at night, from a non fasted state into a fasted state. so over the course of last night, I lost pretty much exactly 1 kg. and the night before that, I went from 75.9kg to 74.9kg, so I lost 1kg then too. so based on my measurements these last two nights, I lose 1kg just from metabolism while sleeping. it'd be interesting to measure this with the data I've already collected in the past few months to see how much weight I exactly lose while sleeping. but obviously that's not very relevant to my goal of weight loss, as I don't think weight lost to metabolism and evaporation over night really counts towards real weight loss.
>>225519711What should I sacrifice to make her my sex slave?
When people think of Naoki Urasawa they think of Monster or 20th Century Boys. For me it's Yawara
Nah, I think of ching chong pingpangpong when you said puking may sawa
I'm now 99% sure, if you're evil in your previous life, you will be reincarnated as an indog. If you're only kinda evil, you will be reincarnated as indogland's neighbors.
>>225520486Being pinoy is worse.
>>225520504sumpah ini kaya rumah pinggir kali depan rumah guabeneran indo tapi kristen
>>225520466for me it's billy bat.
more Prabowo wins
where are asean liberation army? please i beg you saar please liberate us from this nightmare.
>>225520540just downgrade us to frontier market ffs what the fauck is their problem? no balls? everybody is pussy. asean, chink, usa, jews. why no one dare to destroy us and liberate us?
>government asking us to buy pail when super el nino comes because fuck long term planningtimbamore liketimBANGAG
idgi
>>225520540I mean if it really goes to shit, they will just run away to Jordan, Russia, EU. When it happens, I hope they, their children, and their grandchildren, and all their extended family members, and everyone who works with them, get gangraped by nafris.
>>225520563>>225520588Frontier market? we're way past that.
the only way to solve the problem is to boycott indog. freeze and seize indog's money abroad. blacklist any indog entering your country. the elite can't stand this shit.
>>225520622my bad. i just learn about it. yes! yes! yes! downgrade us to the deepest bottom! make us suffer! a bitter pill we must swallow.
>>225520579You can't rely on the government for everything. Build your own well, install your own solar panels on your roof and build your own filters. Lazy.
I want to buy the Tesla Roadster
>>225520263>>225520521
kayaknya bener kata Prabowo 2030 Indonesia bubar.>2029 pemilu Prabowo sebenernya kalah, tapi hasilnya dicurangin supaya menang>oposisi gak terima, elit politik terpisah jadi pro prabowo dan anti Prabowo>setelah 3 tahun pemerintahan Prabowo lebih lanjut, Indonesia lebih bobrok dan otoriter dari tahun 2026. Prabowo mulai bunuh2in oposisi >oposisi yg gak mau nyerah dan berhasil kabur ke kantong2 daerah oposisi di luar jakarta. deklarasi republik provisional Indonesia>Prabowo makin menggila, kerahkan tentara lawan oposisi>2030, Indonesia perang sipil>karena perang sipil, pemerintahan semakin lemah, apalagi setelah 5 tahun dirusak Prabowo. daerah2 dengan sentimen separatis kuat kayak Aceh dan Papua deklarasi kemerdekaan. Pemerintah sibuk lawan oposisi, jadi dibiarin.>2031, keadaan Indonesia kurang lebih seperti Myanmar 2021.
>>225520693Building a solar panel is punishable by death in Metro Manila
Hercules ditangkap KPKini pasti kerjaannya wiwi mulai main frontal lawan wowo
>just be self-employedso when do i get paid?
>>225520924hahaha masih berharap jokowi bakal lawan prabowo dan selametin indonesiaiq78 selalu bisanya berharap orang lain yang kerjaudah telat, mending beli arang ama lakban buat bunuh diri
Why is it so hard to talk to Japanese person? ive had Chinese Korean and Russian customers and they’re easy to transact with, but talking with a Jap feels like talking to a mentally retarded kid
>>225520622Kalo liat di daftar, jujur aja memang kita ngak pantas masuk ke Emerging Markets. Satu-satunya negara APAC yang masuk Standalone Markets juga mantap. Jadi beda sendiri.
>>225521068The one who went to phillipines and deal with filipinos are zainichi exile losers. Can hardly be called japanese. It’s the same thing here. If they are any good, they would not deal with us.
I might unemployed by next year.Where should I sell my butthole pics?
>>225520693Since when was this shithole's government reliable? Have you ever drove around this shithole? It's full of maynilad piping projects and rehabilitation bullshit. They can't even safeguard people's interest on international matters and it's always this fucking hellhole having to compromise its own land so other countries benefit.Fuck why not just nuke this country already? This shithole doesn't deserve its independence.
How do malunggay pandesal vendors not go crazy playing the same song on their megaphones all day
you see kids? crashing our economy to the level of backwater african nations is crucial to get golden indonesia 2045
>>225520540>>225520622Udah vonis mati ini kan namanya? Ngak mungkin goreng saham distop cuma karena ini. Dasco dan teman-teman juga udah ngak peduli kalihatannya. Memang sudah sepantasnya. Orang Indo berbuat jahat melulu, musti ada konsekuensinya.
orang desa ngga main saham
>>225521224Tayoy lumalaban ng patatas
Oh makanya short selling dinyalain lagi. Biar yang bangsat bisa tetep untung.
When will the Philippines escape third world status
>>225521501we have escaped already, as of today. it's simple. just elect a geriatric retard subhuman criminal as your leader.
>we have escaped already, as of today. it's simple. just elect a geriatric retard subhuman criminal as your leader.
see ya later, fellow thirdie of asean! we're not an emerging, developing nation anymore as of today. we're demoted to subhuman undeveloped nation. nice knowing u all!
> Prabowo Kumpulkan Semua Menteri-Wamen ke Istana Bogor Malam Ini
>>225521591udah situasi gini, malah bikin acara gay orgy, mampus lah sudah
kalo udah gak kuat turun aja pak tua anjing bangsat.
>>225521591pemakzulan fufufafa dimulai
ekonomi udah turunindustrialisasi turunrupiah turunpasar sekunder turunkesejahteraan turunmorale turunzeitgeist pembangunan turuntinggal lu yg belum turuntua bangka anjing kontol babi
We stand with Prabowo
Katakan lah semua orang titipan dicabut, reformasi hukum dan aturan finansial besar2an. Terus katakan lah situasi membaik. Apa yang bakal terjadi? Yah begini lagi, yang kontol bangsat ambil alih lagi BEI, BI, BUMN, Danantara, semua instansi pemerintah. Yah bakal hancur lagi.Plus karena ada duit surplus, yah wamil langsung gol jalan. Intinya udah skak mati.
Jan stres stres amat lah gesJogetin dulu napa
>>225497804Guy was only like 19 years old. Why would you throw away your life to attempt some SNCA shooting that everybody's going to forget about as there's always some shooting every other day
>>225517774SEA posters, that escape facebook, just copy whatever bluesky/tiktokfags write. In this case, it's them copying palestian shit even though that shit doesn't even work
alhamdulillah udah bisa beli hp baru sama kredit aerox berkat mbg
How can I, a struggling son of a fisherman who earns 200 pesos a day defend the humble celebrity Josh Aquino’s right not to be mocked for having 3,000 pesos daily allowance
>Indo news media baiting by placing Phnom Penh on third place>shit works like a charm
>>225521590We are stand-alone. We are special. An exception.
>>225521757It’s like these reporters never actually lived in these cities and faced reality, just did a 3 day tourist slop tour.
>>225521591seppuku depan mereka please
yan na yung ksp
>>225521781they don't actually visit. It's just an arbitrary ranking to attract an audience.Here is another list they made that literally oppose the previous one
so random
>>225521815yang ada mereka ketawain sambil coli
diddy ahh blud
huh wat u mean?
cmon
spam ka na lang ksp lmao dehado ba sobra sa new thread?
FUCK IT
>>225521949Quit stalling and just make the new thread
bago/baru>>225521965>>225521965>>225521965
bump it
stop copying me chud
NOW
