japan edish
got bowed legs to be honest lads
the new took so bloody long i've completely forgotten what my zinger was
>>225499730got a bowed cock me it sits at a 70 degree angle upwards
>>225499723a whole week’s worth of breath in that mask
cool
>>225499723>149cmtight and furious
dont respect men with little button noses
>>225499730prehistoric meme
>>225499734usually I keep mine in the clipboard but a few times it's taken so long by the time the new appears I've accidentally had to paste something else and wiped my zinger
blacked by the tigersyoure getting blacked by the tigers
>>225499742thats a bit extreme, where is this
Ow some cunt just shot me with an air rifle
>>225499723Why do all japs wear face yamakahs?
was chatting some bird up last week and wasn't really getting anywhere, so i whipped out the pip and universal credit statements. I knew then she was putty in my hands.
gporn x
>>225499774remember heathermong had a melty over this image
>>225499752there's a way to view your clipboard history but i've forgotten the exact process but i'm sure you could google it x
just found out the secret to a happy life is to filter out all the things and people and environments that make you unhappy, as opposed to enduring it
>>225499760here
>>225499778shhhlet the bait do its job son
>>225499785*buries myself alive in the back garden*is comfy tbf
>>225499785that’s right, insulate yourself completely from any hardships, don’t listen to anyone you don’t already agree with, don’t live a complete life, deny every clue presented
stupid fucking water pressure in my building can barely take a proper shower sometimes, water lady told me to write em an email, like they are gonna do fuck allI talked to some of my neighbours and they agreed to write a letter to the countyI'll fucking stop paying my bill, they can't shut my water legally
>>225499730bow legged piece of shit
i turn little black niggers into centipedes
>>225499781prefer my clipboard to be transient and ephemeral, like a rice mandala made by monks over 10,000 hours then wiped away in an instant with a CTRL+C'd porn link
Think I might actually have to make a brief appearance at toil today, but I'll see how I get on because honestly I simply cannot be fucked
>>225499792Don't live in Sheffield then
>>225499809
>>225499835poo gay porn arse
>>225499774So why do you have this saved?
>>225499809Why would constantly putting myself in a state of adversity mean living a "complete life" you fucking mongboy what are you talking about are you on the horse tranquilisers again?
do people still believe in the loch ness monster then
rorke be like>i'm transgender. i used to be a boy, now i'm a man
>>225499858Its brought in probably millions to the scottish economy, without it all they'd have left is tartan blankets, macaroon bars and irn bru.
>>225499723literal me this autumn
>>225499723
womenhttps://i.4cdn.org/pol/1792048797117209.png
>>225499853nah sorry too obvious, lets restart later
>>225499730
>>225499723rorke soyfacing over a modestly dressed asian woman then gooning for 8 hours to gangbang double anal pornography
>>225499880post tummy if girl
>>225499885leftypol wants these angels wrapped up in bing bags
>>225499854if you used the brain god gave you, small as it is, you’d understand mate
This pizza is not burnt, it's from Chicago and it's their special charcoal crust
>>225499885WOMAN WOAH-MANSHE WAS A THIEFYOU GOTTA BELIEVESHE STOLE MY HEART AND MY CAT
jack off all trades
>>225499915clearly is burnt
>>225499914I don't think you sincerely have an answer to the question, you're just regurgitating your yank slopcasts because it sounds like it might be true.
>>225499915
where is the swede with the horsescould do without all the others 2bh
got the bloody frasier on
>>225499879>In 2023, Scotland welcomed nearly 4 million international tourists, surpassing pre-pandemic levels, while England received approximately 33.5 million visits.only so much the jk rowling cafe can do
the 'orses
>>225499940sincere answer is life is not to be lived in a little safe space bubble, especially as a man you wouldn’t learn anything, wouldn’t grow, wouldn’t become someone, only to wither away miserable at everything
>>225499929No you don't understand it is a speciality and you pay more for it to be so delightfully carcinogenic and charcoaled.
>>225499951hey x
*assumes the position*
I want to visit Japan and Hong Kong
>>225499964You're not the swede
>>225499995no you dont
>>225499965Seems like you've got a touch of "crabs in a bucket" syndrome
Wish people were nicer online. You never know who is on the other side of the screen </3
need to cuddle ruby
>>225500002sending virtual hugs x
>>225499999
>>225500002gp
>>225499965Life isnt a hollywood film and you are not a GTA online character. After the initial phases of leaving school, university, entering the workforce, getting a mortgage or renting, overcoming these hurdles eventually you'll want to at least life a comfortable and enjoyable life. You know theres lots of adversity you don't learn from if you don't care to learn from it? I'd struggle on a construction site, because I don't give a shit about working construction. Waste of time
>>225500000I do
>>225500011no it isn't he was trying to post that on the get for attention because he thinks (you)s have some significance in his mundane life
>>225500009good pepe, saving that
>>225500002gp x
>>225500001*puts all my crabs in your bucket (arsehole)*
>>225500027kek did the same
>>225500026regardless
I'm an Alabama ______ and I want to __ ____
>>225500009dont care
>>225500023>Life isnt a hollywood filmYes it is>you are not a GTA online character. Yes I am>After the initial phases of leaving school, university, entering the workforce, getting a mortgage or renting, overcoming these hurdles eventually you'll want to at least life a comfortable and enjoyable life.No I won't >You know theres lots of adversity you don't learn from if you don't care to learn from it?No there isn't> I'd struggle on a construction site, because I don't give a shit about working construction.No you wouldn't >Waste of timeNo it isn't Embarrassingly wrong frankly
>>225500026No I wasn’t. Just sat down for a shite and opened /int/ as I always do
>>225500000pfoah!>>225500050but it was my post, so you should
>>225500056gplife a movie
im on stageits all an act
>>225500032Scandinavians and Bavarians always have the best pepes
@toil doing toil thing s
>>225500079anglos don't like pepes I was born in the wrong country
they love their cartoon frogs in /deutsch/
>>225500100its because its for third worlders who can't express themselves in english appropriately.
>>225500114>>225500100we're too mature for that nonsense
>>225500007Looks like clockwork orange rapemeat
The gf gets mixed up between the wednesday frog and pepe. Can't fucking believe her insolence.
just shagged a peng gay porn sex arse
mad how the moment i post on /pol/ everybody calls me brown and indian and pajeet. Then one day when the yandex data centres got bombed it went back to normal. curious...
>>225500119>>225500122I think it's playful and uplifting, better than posting trannies or that mentally ill guy tim
>>225500137>posting on pol in the big 26grow up
>>225500141No it isnt. There are 10 pepe cartoon pictures as the OP on the catalogue right now. Its boring, not funny and autistic. Tim has a certain je ne sais quoi about him you wouldnt get it
niggas get depressed about being incels and wonder why its happened to them but then have a curated folder of green incel frogs on their pcs lmao.
>To install this update you'll need to free up more storage space.
get that hatted
i remain unhatted
>>225500184i post frogs and just spent £100 on pokemon cards and I'm happier than you'll ever be
>>225500165ok to each their own >>225500184I'm not an incel I just think it's funny
>>225500198>I'm not an incel I just think it's funnyforeigners love the green incel frog for some reason
>>225500193grow up
wonder if she touches herself while thinking about me
Saw Digger last night. Going to see it again straight after work today. Maybe Sunday night too. Might as well before it's banished from the cinema forever
Is Josh here
>>225500219hi
>>225500206apu is really relatable
mad how unfunny foreigners are. All their material is decades old. Got a licence for that knoife? Why do british people have bad teeth? dood...seasoning? heard of it?
>>225500218any good lad?
>>225500193imagine saying this when you're 50 years old and still in the exactly same position you're in now. suicide fuel.
>>225500186the app closed unexpectedly do you want so send an error report?
>>225500232I enjoyed it but missed the crucial first twenty minutes. The speech to the EU was very good and the sound quality in cinema is great. It's definitely a cinema film so that's why I'm trying to get my cinema viewings in before it's online only
>>225500235Not him but every time someone says something like this they can't envisage what a real grown up and accomplished 50 year old is supposed to be. Some miserable Michael De Santa alcoholic with miserable offspring and a wife that hates you?
>>225500259surprised that michael de santa is who you referenced rather than tony soprano
>>225500235why would that be suicide fuel? I'm happy, have a good career and many hobbies that I enjoy
my life a gay poo
>>225500259bizarre strawman you have there mate. how about instead of coping your entire life you just stop being a sad incel freak
>>225500277because you'll still be a lonely virgin manchild
Lot of hostility and sniping on here this morning
/brit/ is digger country
>>225500279>you just stop being a sad incel freakThey're too frightened to take any action. They'd rather hide away from the world and post their incel frogs online.
wonder what the singular bradley poster is up to
>>225500279Crab in a bucket sad freak. Angry and mad at someone who finds joy in simple things while you sit there joyless because your spergy brain has burnt you out. You dont know what happiness is now besides probably some green line going up on some app or something
Digger marketer earning his bread this morning
>>225500237loving the frogposting this morningnot loving some of the vibes in /brit/ however
>>225500274tony soprano wasn't an alcoholic and his family wasn't that dysfunctional
>>225500301again, really strange presumptuous outburst. i can only assume its pure cope to mask your incel depression.
Victor Cavendish-Bentinck in 1943>We have had a good run for our money with this gas chamber story we have been putting out, but don’t we run the risk that eventually we are going to be found out and when we are found out the collapse of that lie is going to bring down the whole of our psychological war effort with it.
>>225500319You lashed out at someone for having pokemon cards mate, you've got issues lil bro
More evidence that Boomers are just utter cunts.Pull up the ladder after you and shit on all the generations that come after you.We'll be paying off their "hard work" for the rest of the 21st century
>>225500339You know a boomer is 80 years old and most are in retirement homes now yeah?
>>225500312frog posters are the best posters on this site
Bad faith arguments are bread and butter for some here. It's important to understand that for a few lads here this thread is their whole life and they spend all day sat here refreshing to see what's being said, literally all day.When thread activity drops below a certain threshold it causes these lads to become upset and agitated, suffering a sort of social withdrawal from the only outlet they have in their life. Suddenly the machine that was making bells and whistles in the form of posts is silent and all they have is their own thoughts, sat in their childhood bedroom.To prevent this they will often stoke arguments over random things that occur in the thread. Someone posting a frog image. Someone posting an image that could be considered pornographic. Someone posting [anything]. What you must hold in your head is that the people who take umbrage with these things don't actually care about frogs or porn images or [whatever]. The engagement is the point. They need the jukebox to keep playing music.
I wish my mum would just give me my inheritance now it would be so much more useful for my life rather than getting it when I’m 65 or whatever
>1 anon says frog posting isnt funny>multiple anons spam frog cartoons aftergrow up
>>225500333no didnt.but collecting pokemon cards as a man is genuinely concerning.
>>225500355They are 1946-1964They are between 62-80 years old
>>225500366You still haven't figured out theres bots on /brit/ have you?
>>225500362I hate them, autistic spammers who've destroyed the thriving image board ecosystem with a stale monoculture. It used to be you'd have to have an actual image in mind. Now you can just post a frog and say something witless and that's a whole thread
keep your posts to one or two succinct sentences if you want a chance of them being read lads. post a scantily clad asian lady to increase the chances too
i continue to have the fraiser, as they say, "on"
>>225500385People born in 1964 were never considered boomers. They were 20 year old kids in 1984, and children in the 1970s.
remind incels that their inceldom is entirely self-inflicted and they wig out lol
>>225500422you dont know what incel is, paki.
mad that my iq is so low it single-handedly brought down the national average by 5 points
>>225500421Well you can say that if you want but the definition of a baby boomer is still someone born between 1946-1964
>>225500434case in point you silly sausage
wish my hair didn't grow so i wouldn't have to get haircuts
niggas be playing with their childrens toys in their smelly bedrooms then wonder why all women are repulsed by them lol
>>225500455grow up
toy “niggas”
I'm sure your toilfu will be very impressed with your Pokemon collection lmao
I just found out in the Nuremberg trials witnesses didn’t even have to be present in court they just sent in a little letter and that was it. Bit weird no?
>>225500450When people think of a baby boomer, they are thinking of people who were beatles fans and hippies doing acid in the 1960s, not being in nappies you fucking mong.
>>225500482different time innit
>>225500482Should have packed the court with the hundreds of thousands of people who survived and witnessed the events over 6 years I'm sure that would have worked and been efficient
>>225500475Nobody outside of this incel forum uses the word toilfu, you're a fraud and a bigger loser than the pokemon freak
>>225500502That would've been the fairest way of dealing with it.
>>225500502Never said that did I. Just usually when a witness is testifying in court they have to be present
end of the day right, anyone older than me is a boomer and anyone younger is a zoomer
>>225500518Daily queues into the courtroom for years just to say "yeah i recognise that guy". Use your brain
>>225500519what is your point
>>225500516the fuck are you on about you autistic gimp
accommodating millions of anons who will testify against my dogshit zingers
>>225500527I stand by my statement.
millennials have evolved into the biggest chads of them all, quite the turn around really. From soyjak faces and overpriced burger bars to refined gentlemen
>>225500534Um you put me on the spot
>>225500524women who are younger than me but 30+ are also boomers sorry I don't make the rules
Fucking gardener was meant to come today but has not hasn't even messaged me to cancel or reschedule
>>225500536stop roleplaying lil bro
eating
>>225500527Anything to say about >>225500325
STILL in the morning stand up. yapping fucking bastards
>>225500548i make the rules and hereby decree you are gay
>>225500555pipe down incel
>>225500565will you fuck off how do you keep picking out my posts to call me gay
>>225500562
>>225500575…you don’t know? oh dear
>>225500434Such a hilarious reaction
>>225500562Take those "niggas" offline
>>225500562are you sitting down for the stand up?
>>225500580>mogsTerminally-online mong boy tries to imagine what 'le normies' say
girls like the pepes
uploading 16GB of wav files to me google drive
he love it seeds
incels are genuinely evil
>>225500596of course
>>225500630he's so retarded <3
>>225500624and the content of these audio files?
>>225500647it's all 1s and 0s innit
>>225500647CP audio
>>225500630yum
>>225500665
>>225500665just not on is it
>>225500647audio recordings of me raping my own arse
>>225500635incel website
>>225500630cruel
women should be slaughtered en masse by an incel government
>>225500647my band's album starts being mixed today, it's all the backing vox wavs that we did at home cos it's cheaper than recording those bits in the studio, been editing them for the last couple of weeks.
if you use any browser that's not google chrome i'm convinced you don't ever shag, sorry, just the truth
Tell you what I can't stand, those manufactured drone footage videos going through a business and stuff. Just looks totally cringe and I reckon all those drone operators are just utter cunts who need a boot to the face
>>225500720painfully obvious how you're a woman
>>225500712nice dude
>>225500720That seems perfectly reasonable.
>>225500712that’s nice, which genre?
>>225500725Yes I know loads of women who use the word cunt and threaten violence to people they don't like.It's painfully obvious you've never touched a woman
>>225500743cunt as a swear word has been foid-coded for a long time now. You only ever really hear it from shrill paki woman voices in media and in life. oh my days senpai ur such a fucking racist cunt innit!!
had sex this morning with my girlfriend in my bed
This fucking gardener I am so tired and want to sleep and he's not here and hasn't contacted me to explain why he's late or anything I don't know what's going on
>>225500762grow up
can we get a 4G IP self-reply on that one to generate false interest please
>>225500762
how big is her cock
>>225500761bizarre fantasy world you've constructed for yourself. what being a terminally online incel does to a mf.
>>225500768I told David you're a convicted sex offender and he's cancelled on you.
>>225500803You have a lot of growing up to do
>>225500812t. your mum when she walks into your bedroom (holding back the chokes) and sees you playing with your pokemon cards
https://www.davidsgardening.co.uk/
as a millennial i've always had a very robust sense of entitlement
real mature lads
>>225500823dunelm
>>225500835enough about your xhamster search history
>>225500823Yeah, you're such a chad that totally isnt a 4chan shut-in that says toilfu and "t.", a millennial decades old meme
>>225500804Who is David?
just had sexual intercourse with my girlfriend
>>225500846
>>225500856Your gardener
>>225500680think he meant cerebral palsy
>>225500816>>225500816>>225500816
I have 16gb of cerebral palsy audio on my computer
>>225500823pscriaf
>>225500847when an autist tries to make a joke
hes mentally shadowboxing with his dollies again
Just seen a nonce sting video in northern ireland where the nonce was more bothered with the fact one of them called him Irish and not British
>>225500894don't be too hard on yourself
>>225500894>>225500902done him
If you beat your wife, she'll have just one demand. "Please don't beat me."If you don't beat your wife, she'll have a whole list of demands
>>225500916can't really argue with that
>>225500916tru dat mah nigguh
>>225500894>>225500910brutal
my date last night ordered 4 bloody marys then disappeared
walking into 7-11 late at night with my hood up in order to purchase a packet of skittles and make friendly chit chat with the pajeet working there
dunelm..Sounds like....done 'im !!!
just what is it that you want to do?
>>225500941she went off to see how hard some lad could pee
messaged the ex during steamingtoil award
>>225500956this guy knows ball
being cursed with a small penis is the worst id rather have no arms or legs
>>225500941sounds like she summoned bloody mary and was murdered
dont reply to my posts again
>>225500962grow up
>>225500962ktim last weekend, afraid to check my messages now
no matter what time or day you join a russian game server there will be at least one child that sounds barely old enough to even have a phone shouting down the microphone
Heathernonce doesn't post much anymore I've noticed
>>225500980bet you have never felt love
>>225500743are you honestly trying to say women don't swear
>>225500997I did...but that was a long time ago...
>>225500966it's not that bad
love russians, me. they're just so mental and deprived and destitute
I don't know shit about fuck
>>225501017You don’t have a small penis
>>225501035they have no souls, you can look into their eyes and tell there's absolutely nothing there
hope the new is a free sheldon edish
>>225501058I don't have a big penis
are tradies still considered working class if they make twice as much money as your average office drone?
>>225501081me neither. I have MASSIVE penis
part of the greatest generation
a thousand years of famines, civil strife and invasions, the ancestral sorrow you see in the eyes of a russian
Yeah I'm giving up alcohol
Got a meeting in ten minutesLawd save me
>>225501095good for you
might purchase some fags and then smoke all the fags
>>225501108Good lad. Me? Can easily go 6 months without even thinking about it. Then an event comes up and I go too hard. Apparently thats another form of alcoholism but I don't believe it is, I just know when to have fun
do you reckon its better being ugly and self aware or ugly and delusional
>>225501108have basically been forced to because it makes me have seizures
>>225500000Witnesses
>>225501145prefer not to say
Google AI just tells you the answer for the wordle if you look up wordle
>>225501145delusional usually comes with a dose of self-confidence, so that's probably better. me? i wouldn't know because i'm not ugly
bought a camera :/
>>225501182ah right. what you going to do with that then?
>>225501163*pens you down under ugly and delusional*
i heard east asians can't experience love
>>225501190Get an expensive zoom lens and hopefully be able to take some pictures of my willy
>>225501190probably take some pictures of my pets before they die
Why is Britain so schizo about Israel?
>>225499792why are the british so violent ,
>>225501190wait until 3pm
>>225501182'
>>225501210nothing noncey about having a camera mate
Would a standing desk fix my back pain
>>225501206mad how her self insert in her books is this pretty slightly shy but always desired by the real chad typeand then u look at herand just lol lmao even her looksmatched is an incel
>>225501206kek goodbye woke slop
the young toil trainee keeps look at me, trying to find my eyes, and it’s making me uncomfortable
>>225500720Had one of them at my old toil, they obviously had to get everyone's agreement to do it and said if you don't want to be in the video don't be in the office that day and the place was dead lol
>>225501257not sure but walking and some exercises would
is it weird if i book myself in for a pedicure my feet are a state and need sorting out
>>225501301'
sup ordie
drinking some beer but i think alcohol shouldnt exist tbf even in moderation it's just shit. no upside whatsoever
>>225501271if only you knew what birds who look like that get up to
>>225500960My weak bladder stream has stopped me ever getting a qtgf
>>225501318...do they have sex?
>>225501331im afraid so
get it made
>>225501345>>225501345>>225501345
>>225501271almost like how chuddy only wants a 10/10 model funny how that is!
>>225501318I don't care if shes wild in bed shes still a munter
