Do you pick mushrooms in your cunt? I found some golden chanterelles today
>>225512320No because I can't tell whether it was tainted by other nearby shrooms that are poisonous.
>>225512610Wut? Are there mushrooms that are poisonous enough to spread by air in your cunt? Sounds paranoid to me
I wonder if this is a lion's mane mushroom. They are protected in my country
Macrolepiota procera, known as the parasol mushroom. Excellent edible mushroom
Psilocybe semilanceata. These are illegal to pick in my cunt
>>225513371Cut your nails, fag.
I pick a lot of these lil fellas. Boletus edulis. Popular in sweden because king Karl XIV Johan introduced it from France. Therefore we call it karljohansvamp>>225513678Nails are useful for precision work. I only cut my nails if I know I'm going to be around people
No lol Slav idiots do it here and all die in the hospital after
Make a yummy mushroom sandwich
>>225514120It's really not that hard to avoid poisonous mushrooms. Like just don't eat them until you're 100% sure what they are lol
>>225512320No because I don't have time to get the loicense
>>225514237You need a license for picking mushrooms? That sounds crazy to me. Who's gonna stop you if you go foraging in the forest?
>>225514309the forest police
>>225514309>Who's gonna stop you if you go foraging in the forest?
>>225513147Only rule I've heard is that picking poison mushrooms in the same basket fouls the whole basket.
>>225516542It's more of a precaution because some poisonous mushrooms crumble easily and even small dosages can cause liver and kidney problems.
>>225512320My brother used toI found it very sus
I’ve only gone picking toppisar in a sheep farm, got so fucked up on them it alterered my entire being, and my life has been fucked since then, turned me into another person, and i wish i could go back
>>225512320I used to. But the climate has pretty much ruined any chances of finding any here where I live. From scorching dry summer to freezing in basically no time. Last time I went out I spent 5-6 hours looking and found a handful at most. 15-20 years ago I could find a grocery bag full in an hour..
>>225516542You can chew poisonous mushrooms, as long as you don't swallow them you're fine
>swedes can just take a little walk outside and pick mushrooms in a beautiful forest as if they lived in a fairy talethey do NOT suffer, i take a walk outside town and its just fields and fields
>>225512320I grow my own, culinary and fun ones>>225517331what the actual fuck are you talking about?Mexico is literally the home of dozens of psychedelic mushrooms. Mexico is literally the drug capital of the world
>>225517540LITERALLY
>>225517331We don't have any forests just tallplantage
>>225512320This is what Sweden used to be about!
>>225513826those are always infested with worms. have to cut away two thirds of them to get anything free from infestation
>>225514309Last time I went picking mushrooms in the mountains with my dad we were stopped by the forestale police and they wanted to see how many mushrooms we gathered (limit is 3kg/day for the basic loicence, 10kg/day for the professional loicence), my dad has the licence but if I went alone I'd have been fined and the mushrooms would've been confiscated
nomushrooms that aren't cultivated here are 99% poisonous
>>225518106This is some kind of Italian joke right?>>225517837I've been lucky. I found them just as they started to flush. Found hundreds and none of them were eaten by worms.
>>225518422wtf where do you live? literally 90 % of them are infested where i am, it's these white small maggots with a little black dot.
>>225512320Yep. Nothing better than the first butter fried mushroom sandwich of the year.
>>225518447Skaune. You have to pick em just as they start growing. I mostly pick small ones. Once they grow a bit they get infested like you said.
>>225518528There's nothing better than butter fried chanterelles on toast.
>>225518613One of my cast iron pans has cooked nothing but chanterelles since I bought it in 2009. It smells of it even when just hanging on my wall.
>>225518613What about battered and fried chanterelle po' boy with old bay and tartar sauce
https://sv.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stolt_fj%C3%A4llskivlingI love these. They have a meaty nutty taste, better than chanterelles IMO
>>225518654Those are great breaded and fried especially
>>225518580maybe it's too cold and damp here in NÄRKE. but even the small ones are infested. it's quite annoying
>>225512320Is there a rule of thumb to know if they're edible, poisonous or psychedelic?
>>225512320your hand is so beautiful
