this is the brit this is the brit the new thread it's the new brit thread
fade out againRIP
brably
brad sucking a golf ball sc
*steps in and puts hands on hips* Right well then, so this is the brit this is the brit the new thread it's the new brit thread
>>225514677I'm a neurotic freak mate
gp mii dance
>you wake up in wales
>>225515081screaming
>>225515079That's Florida
>>225515081ao oni
>>225515057i doubt that lad
halfway through locktober
>>225515139nah I amI seethe about minor things that happened years ago and pace my room about it for months on end
making a list on how to unfuck my life
LEGO "nigga"
(8) i already told you that it's summer no stringswe're just having some undercover fun with each other (8)
bebe rexha sex arse
>>225515162I'll do this tomorrow
>>225515158what does your beautiful girlfriend think about your behaviour
rorke going on the internet
for a minute there i lost myselfRIP
>you wake up in luton
>>225515158how are you eating/sleepingany exercise?
>>225515184she doesn't know I'm like thisnobody knowssometimes she'll catch me staring off in the distance and ask me what i'm thinking about and i always tell her "how much i love you" cos im a sweet boyfriend
SUCKIN ON A GOLF BALL
heatherhead
>>225515224eating and sleeping goodi am a gymcel but i dont exercise
Theres like 7 billion people who live in hot places with no autumn
BREAKING: Mother of Henry Nowak’s killer to be released from prison early, less than a year after his murder.• Kiran Kaur was jailed for three years in July for helping her son, Vickrum Digwa, by removing the murder weapon from the scene.• Digwa, 23, stabbed 18-year-old Southampton University student Henry Nowak to death on 3 December 2025 as he walked home from a night out.• Digwa was sentenced to life imprisonment, with a minimum term of 21 years.• ITV News reports Kaur will serve less than half of her three-year sentence before being released under the Government’s early release scheme.• Kaur, an Indian migrant, is also eligible for the Government’s deportation scheme, but no decision has been made on whether she will be deported.• She is appealing her sentence and is due before the Court of Appeal on 5 November, the same day her son’s sentence appeals are scheduled to be heard.• Kaur’s expected release is around the first anniversary of Henry’s death.
>>225515220https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyCenwSZRag
>>225515230honestly i think you are making it all up
spider created a huge web outside my front door and i let it be because i thought that nigga was gonna catch some annoying bugs but he hasn't caught shit
life's but a walking shadowa poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stageand then is heard no moreit is a taletold by an idiot full of sound and furysignifying noutRIP
>>225515280leave him be it not right how they always attack us disabled folk
>>225515280maybe he ate the ones he caught
>>225515244interesting...
>>225515306NoneSex outside of marriage is wrong, this scenario is unrealistic and the image is created with the abominable intelligence
>>225515306how many can you pick
>>2255153062 looks too much like my mum
>>225515355Just the one>>225515373You an oriental mate?
rorke locking in #1 before reading the question
rorke just rorkeing about and that
Well I'm a one man band. Nobody knows nor understands. Is there anybody out there wanna lend me a hand. To my one man band?
>>225515306the two milfs I don't care more money for me
>>225515412scuh-reem
Piehead you will never be happy
>>225515455>>225515455>>225515455
I am "fart lad"
>>225515306going to have to be 2if multiple are allowed 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6
>>225515306
shaking the bars of my runt cage and throwing my poo about the place
number 2 is the best value for money
it's raining out there tonight "niggas"!
just seen colin firth with his face in an arse
Get the II on Drumeo onhttps://youtu.be/FOQJTiIwwEA
>>225515306Why does 4 give you less money than 3 when 3 is obviously the most attractive one
>>225515506skipping 150000 for two weeks work?
>>225515498up the 'ra
>28 of 38bit dicey lads
>(1) (1).jpg
>>225515553>ChiliAI sloppa image
swedish threads nigga
>>225515553why is this image all fucked up
started raining right as i started my incel walk, now im soaked.
>>225515602glorious
>>225515581dumbfuckyou are literally sub 90 IQso fucking infuriating being reminded that subhuman grunts like you exist>>225515597image to text translation
do you lads ever go on incel bike rides or is it only incel walks? not an incel you see so i don't really know how it works
Stop bragging about the rain please not fair at all
I will rape this "gay-I" slop-filled niggaworld.
>>225515628why would anybody use image to text translation that makes an image this fucked up?
>>225515622i won't give in i won't give in til i'm victorious
being quick to anger is a sign of low iq
99999999mph incelwalking behind LEGO women at night
watching jackass
might open a second window
>>225515652NO iT#SD NOOTK OFUCKCKKFAHASUNKLACSKJCSKBJCABJKASCJBCKBSJACOSAPC{M{CSOMA
just heard that one of are own has passedrip
>>225515652*pounds my chest*UNGH UNGH URGH URGH*starts tearing at my own hair*UGH UNGH UNGH RRRRR UNGH!*starts gnawing at my forearm*OUGH OUGH URGH UNGH!!!
swedes nigga yeah we run this shit nigga we out here actually moving weight on the block y'all say you want smoke i aint see it tho
>>225515630i used to do a mix back then, would bike to a nice spot, get off my bike and walk around a little, then bike back home.can't be arsed to do it anymore.
Used to enjoy night walks but can't go now because men could rape me
got nothing left to say
>>225515697what happens in bahia blanca
Press 1 in the thread if you remember Mikey the Pikey. Wonder what he's up to these days x
>>225515702wouldn't worry about that
>>225515702just show them your willy
>>225515690MY KING, I HAVE BROUGHT YOU MORE OF ZE PIES
>>225515702Decent one
We all moving to Poland then
>>225515702How is life being a sad worm of a man?
>>225515690never heard of this before is it fun?
Can't believe you retards still give him so much attention when he posts such shit bait
>>225515780leave empy alone you evil ghoul!!!!!!!!
>>225515796you are so close yet so far
Dragged his LARP from britfeel sad
>>225515796could be said for every ritualposter
>>225515702i'm usually on your side, but this post seems like a thinly veiled racist dogwhistle.>>225515722Not from there, government won't invest in infrastructure anywhere that's not Buenos Aires, so the people from there just get fucked basically because they simply don't have the money to build infrastructure to protect themselves from the floods that happen every year.
yebinb
phwoar
>>225515825you can't be racist against white people I've heard
>>225515823whats britfeel? x
>>225515825what happens in formosa
>>225515710cutes
>protect themselves from the floods https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5pr9lDaEyw
>>225515847could have been the elliot page of his generation
>>225515796I thought that one was fairly decent, most of his posts in the Employed Women character are really boring, I try to riff off of him sometimes but he doesn't make a funny response
>>225515856A thread gayer than brit
>>225515785its kino https://youtu.be/vaRp-6KJHVg
American landed in Scotland for a short trip (second year running) and here’s some scattered thoughts:—Holy shit invest in your airport—I’m not sure if it’s a type of laundry detergent or the raspberry scented vapes, but there’s a smell that is ubiquitous, at least in Edinburgh city center(I like it)—People wear cologne and perfumes here quite a bit compared to the States. I think there may be a law against wearing cologne at work in certain states. —God I wish we had Greggs—God I wish we had sticky toffee pudding Subscribe to my blog, going to the Highlands on Saturday
/britpol/, /brit/, and /britfeel/ walk into a bar.
>>225515860I only save the cutest of cutes,
brit bumming britfeel bumming britpol
>>225515886put on a tripcode so we can follow your posts better x
>>225515896And they all order babysham and cup each other's balls
>>225515901what does this idiot think they're eating? they don't know of cooked egg!
>>225515886I saw the actor who played Sir Hans in the Kingdom Come games open up a new restaurant in Prague recently and he put sticky toffee pudding and apple crumble on the desert menu, those Czechs are in for a new treat
>>225515886try out british biscuits, they're good.
>>225515885nice looks like i will be playing this soon
itv x cutting to adverts mid sentence like huge cunts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsxeQraw6qw
>>225515920That cat wouldn't agree with you and I'd eat it desu
there's nothing wrong with me
Going bed now team see you at 4:30 am goodnight
referring myself to prevent for having racist extremist thoughts- I dont want to live on a street exclusively with men who hate me and women wearing bin bags speaking a language i dont understand
>>225515975Cat understand thermodynamics? Process of cooking? Egg heat transformation? Is brain large enough? NO ! SMALL BRAIN !! NOT KNOWING !!
i get like a major cold (bedridden for at least 1 day) around once a month that cant be normal right? i feel like im sick always
>That cat wouldn't agree with you and I'd eat it desu
>>225516003diagnosis: aids
doctor alan grant
in bed
>>225515497white women feet :D
>>225516001He just wants to eat his eggy and you are giving him down the banks.
>>225516059worst halloween ever
>>225516064ktim
>>225516064kitty not recognise cook egg as egg surely???? catty can only understand raw egg! no instinct for cooked eggo.
>>225516064https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1792096961837424.webm
i love cats
vpnargie meltdown ramping up
>>225516107why is he so aggressive with teh cat
>>225515975>>225516001>>225516064>>225516104this is your brain on toxoplasmosis
>>225516064>>225516104how old are you
>>225516135He love it
how do I get over the fact that I'm infatuated with an escort?does love between an escort and a client ever happen?should I tell how I feel next time I see her? it won't be for a few months and I feel glum not seeing her
sucking a golfball
>>225516151cat
The trouble with having an 8" long 6" girth willy is that it never gets fully hard. I get erections of course but they can only get to about 75%
I just found out in Europe we were doing our own version of Christmas before all this Jesus shit was a thing
>>22551615137!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>225515043
>>225516154Look mate nothing you ever do will compare to the time you asked what it means if a girl heart reacts your message and got a load of (you)s and then dropped that it was you, escortmong, all along. Should have retired at that point the gimmick is dead and buried and you'll never gain such dizzying heights again.
>>225516063I genuinely met my wife because of her and I won't elaborate further
any good micro gimmiques going?
>>225516182Making the yuletide homosexual we were
>>225516203catfished
>>225516182So you're telling me we aren't actually a Christian country, Rorke?
seen digger last night and tonight
>>225516182sup mouldie
>>225516201Hated that area
>>225516182https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yalda_NightThey were doing it a long long time ago
>>225516228any good?
>>225516228yeah we knowis it good thoughI thought it looked good
>>225516216I enjoyed new house lad and his stockpile arc
seeing soo many diggers honestly
smoking poo
oof the self harm is heavy tonight
that adele song that starts with "there's a fire starting in my arse"
They want Digger to fail because it exposes people's inaction on climate change
Still haven't spent my £10 Amazon voucher
>>225516236>>225516239very good especially in cinema, great sound, the scene where he gives a speech and puts the eu politicians in their place was top tier
I feel relieved when I remember that I'll die one day because it means all the cringe and embarrassing things I've done won't matter
will gta be good
>>225516107Saved
>>225516258:( sorry hope it gets better soon
>>225516154Is this you>>225515970
>>225516277ur gonna go to hell and it will be a cringe compilation of your life
>>225516278no they decided not to do the politics
>>225516265most famous welshman I reckon
i wanna know where doug isi want you to show me
had no idea that Kill Tony was so demonic
prep the bull
>>225516277Your soul is eternal mate
>>225516216Only eating rhyming food
>>225516328Nickelodeon in the 2000s
might get a fray bentos tomorrow for teaare they any good? ive only seen the atomic shrimp videos
reckon I'll probably die one day
just learned the british slang word "grafter", apparently someone's whos hard working, particularly when it comes to manual labour :)
an eternal soul fucking wise up i didnt ask to be here eternally because my dad got horny and fucked my mum once catch yourself on
at what point in human evolution did god start sending people to hell
guys i think we should return to paganism ok drop this Christian shit ok
>>225516375You know that they aren't good. They're tinned pies ffs
we'll do nothing
Have you become a more positive person over time?What made you a more positive person?
>>225516375no you want something better for pie night
>>225516419was just making conversation
>>225516428shut the fuck up
>>225516428Your conversation is on par with the vegetarian fray bentos
>>225516422getting some minge really does help x
>>225516379it's gay deano slang though
>>225516443no you know what pal how about you shut the fuck up yeah youre just happy to talk about wanking and fucking poo how about you grow up mate and come up with something good to post fucking knobhead
>>225516422finding peace
>>225516460do one you fraggle
>>225516422im not the most positive person but became more confident in myself.
christianity is just a really bad religion. you're a slave to a jew god who hates you because he tricked a woman with a snake but he loves you really unless you don't worship him in which case eternal torture oh okay
>>225516422no, but i think i'm less negative.i think i realised this outlook in life was just a coping mechanism and a self fulfilling loop.
>>225516303
>>225516499tomorrow petal x
stop being gay
its bonkers to me we've figured it all out we've built everything all up and tore it all down and reconstructed it and deconstructed it again and now we know it all but we still have no idea why any of it exists or why it didnt exist before or maybe it did. i wonder if its all like this for a reasonmaybe if we had a definitive answer life would be even more boring than it already is
we are the /brit/ team okwe are the /brit/ team ok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-B9aT-4-aAmummy
im a proper grafter, me bout to hit the hay to be up early tomorrow morning, working hard haha
>>225516554I'D LIKE TO DRILL HER PUSSY IYKWIM ;)
>>225516563proper poofter more like hahawe have fun here
>>225516563youre a good lad swedelad \(-w)/
>>225516583the sexy black man has been posted
(8) bye bye shanghaii've become a butterflyborn again overnight (8)
Hinge is doing my nut inI get a fair number of matches, but why do they stop responding after 2 messagesAnd so many "long-term relationship, open to short" fuckers. It's so unattractive.
>>225516521Petal, that's very cute I'm using that
>>225516644old grannies say it
>>225516422Nope. I've become a miserable, inhibited, husk of a man. I was normal as a kid.
>>225516379>>225516644ESLcord on a knowledgeone
>>225516295No
my only interactions with women will just be casual hookups where you will shag once then never see her againthe concept of having a gf doesn't exist anymore
>>225516191It's not a fucking gimmick.And I never really got a clear answer to that.Some people here said it's unusual for an escort to do that.
>>225516653and fudge packers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQr6m2l2J-Y&list=RDKQr6m2l2J-Y&start_radio=1
>>225516674Maybe you escort mongs need to link up
>>225516685and you contribute to that degenerative culture without even realizing it "dating", tinder, one night stands. they all are invasive towards society. you wonder why there are so many broken families and divorces
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dPwBWvmcbQ
escorts you off a cliff
only one letter between a grifter and a grafter and that letter is i
>>225516718this is bizarre
screaminghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-I9TbnwEmAw
>>225516733>you wonder why there are so many broken families and divorcesbecause people are dumb and reproduce when they shouldn't
>>225516718yep, its kino timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YntTl8N3xEE
what's up with these women having willies all of a sudden, when did they grow that
Big fan of Escorts meFord, of course
>>225516764The only difference between your mam and your dad is the d
>>225516685lucky you. i basically have to promise my soul to a woman before she opens her pussy up. meanwhile other lads have asked for a quickie behind the bike sheds and had their way
>>225516794the vaxx did it
>>225516794well it turns out they're not really women at all, but actually men!
/BRIT/ BOYS/BRIT/ BOYSWHAT YOU GONNA DOWHAT YOU GONNA DOWHEN I POO ON YOU
Do the DWP ever check fit notes when you report them on UC?
gta6 score is by justiceUM x
>>225516668Never heard petal used as a term of endearment
225516861wpoat not even giving you a you
Two airlifted to hospital after bus collides with train stopped on French side of Channel Tunnel
>>225516787
>>225515081crying
>>225516879diabolical white penis checks the fit notes on university challenge?
term of enDEARment
being psyopped by /brit/ into donating my lifes savings to a deer sanctuary
And the latest from Employed Woman?
>>225516804Good post
>>225516685FONT
eat way too much, meI am THE fat bastard
it is far easier to get a casual hookup with a woman that actually getting into a relationshipand i mean a genuine relationship where she actually loves you and is not just with you for to suck your resources and mental energy
>>225516977lopped her greggs sausage roll off
>>225517000do you think this is a new observation
raining and it's lush
anyone seen the new ITV hit piece on reform? Pretty damning
>>225517092i havent watched broadcast telly in over a decade
>>225515702Thought you was a big hard man with your black belt
>>225517000Both are literally impossible
>>225517110Just seen it on social media
>>225516533Best import 12000 million immigrants
pov: you're a vampire and ive just rubbed garlic all over my body except my dick
>>225516977It's this >>225515987
1 million immigrants a year for like 5 years straight is insane honestly, i can't even imagine how that feels like.
If my life was The Truman Show the whole world would be watching me wanking!!!
me and who?
>>225517170*preheats the oven*thats really interesting, that, mate
>>225517188only if there is a zoom option lool
>>225516404You have returned to paganismYour gods? The GDP The NHS America Ngubu The experts The media
>>225517177yh cos people immigrate away from argentina
>>225517214aren't you an english dude that immigrated to spain
>>225517200yeah to zoom out to get it all on screen
petalpops in?
It's the emmmmployed womannnnn that gimme gimme gimme the honky tonk blues
told AI that I want a girlfriend and it send me an audio message of her telling me that she doesn't matter, I'll never have her, and the AI is the treat dispenser I depend on
>>225517188wouldn't take me 30 years to figure it out i can tell you that much. i'd be like "nah something's not right" from day 1
Everyone in the world has to take a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press?
>>225517293that's me on the left
>>225517293AI slop
>>225517294that's cool. mine just tells me to apply to jobs at £80k a year salary
>>225517190wish we had latinas in britain :/
>>225517293Can clearly see his face has been edited and “step” has been edited in too. Some people are so miserable
>>225517322the internet is for sex and you're cucked by guardrails
>>225517293me on the right
>>225517327Just move to Miami
>>225517358simply as that
new>newthread/brit/gaypooedish
>>225517374ssh newthread/brit/gaypooedish
hello?
>>225517327the albos import them for you
right make the new then it's getting beyond a joke now
>>225517442Is there anybody in there?
>>225517481>>225517481>>225517481
>>225517118casual hookups are easyyou just looksmaxx a bit and put yourself in situations around women
drinking orange squash
>>225517442
