>paid an escort £180 for an hour>spent the entire hour going down on her>she finishes, says time's up>never got to actually fuck her>She then tells me "another hour is cash or transfer">Tell her there's an ATM across the street and I'll go quickly and try some money>sprint to the ATM across the street>pay £150 for hour two>finish in 5 minutes>Massive feeling of regret washes over me>immediately sit there with my head in my hands>Told I wanted to leave after 5 minutes and she wouldn't give me a refund>She didn't even give me a hug, and said "ok bye!" When I leftmfw I paid £330 for post-nut clarity, I'll never see an escort again
>>225515970>spent the entire hour going down on herWho the fuck goes down on a hooker?>finish in 5 minutes>Massive feeling of regret washes over me>immediately sit there with my head in my hands>Told I wanted to leave after 5 minutes and she wouldn't give me a refund>She didn't even give me a hug, and said "ok bye!" When I leftYou could've just waited a bit and gone for a second round
>>225516039>Who the fuck goes down on a hooker?Me because I'm an idiot>You could've just waited a bit and gone for a second roundI felt depressed, she offered me a massage but I said no.She was Brazilian btw
>>225515970>going down on an escort just get anthrax or do chemo for fun, it's probably cheaper
>>225515970>spent the entire hour going down on herlet me guesstastes like your brother's penis or something asi
nigga went down on an escort lmao, congrats on licking a million liters of semen OP>>225516070well at least you made her a little richer when she comes back here, you're a nice lad
>>225516070Was she a tranny?
>>225516213Stop making me feel bad>>225516233No
>>225515970How do people like you even exist?
>>225515970Don’t feel ashamed brother. This is how it goes sometimes.
LMAOOOOOOOOOO
>>225515970What happens if you use force to get your money back?
>>225516759best case scenario: police get involvedworse case scenario: her pimp and their brown relatives hunt you down like an animalOP isn't saying the truth anyway. he's a mong in /brit/ that makes up stories about escorts all the time. he thought one day "lol i'll post a thread with a frog image and a believable story about eating out an escort, that will be a laugh!"
total baitNobody eats up a whore unless they specifically are into being humiliated cuckseither totally fake or you paid 300 pounds for a woman to dominate you and you are getting off anons making fun of you/thread
go see a doctor
Throat cancer incoming
>>225516275You have a problem with transgirls?
>>225515970Nigel porn is free
>>225515970>>spent the entire hour going down on herCuckold was literally sucking the leftover semen from other guys out of her cunt
has this event traumatised you?
>>225515970what's with creative writing threads lately jeets making content for le greentext accounts?
The fuck is wrong with britbongs? First that one time you tried to meet up at pub and now this? Are you certified autists?
>>225516039Nta but I one time ate the butt of a trans prostitute I got with once. I also blew her. But I was paying money to do that I never even entered her. I literally just wanted to pay to suck my first dick and she was really hot.
>>225521314why would you pay for that you weird fag
>>225516801When I see reviews on escorts on chilean hooker forums, most of the reviews include how they went down on her
>>225516785Not if he just kills her GTA style
>>225520005>what is ai
>>225515970Hello r greentext
>>225515970>>paid an escort £180 for an hour>>spent the entire hour going down on her>>she finishes, says time's upthis is the equivalent of going to mcdonalds and paying to cook your own food
>>225515970Why are whores so expensive in your cunt?
>>225515970I paid $180 for bbbj from taiwanese girl and couldnt go balls deep or i hurt her.Left with blue balls. Then i ate 12 oysters and drank a corona and went back to spend 160$ to finally nut in cute japanese girl.Apperntly they barely get business now with cost of living. More for me
