Tim in purgatory edish
we all love her here
so this is the so-called "new" as it were
post the hot sexy women my cock needs very hard yes
we at /brit/ respect women's sports ok
>>225519998true
mad how in some countries they just have monkeys walking around stealing people's food
don't like the way that image looks
>>225520068uk has seagulls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOU_Y_fUm44
>>225520077is this an adult?
erm
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
i clicked the image is it over?
>>225520068
Need Emma Watson to drop a fat shit right into my gob.
>>225520118seagulls aren't monkeys though you have to admit that
Serious question ladsHow do you move on from shit people without feeling like you need to prove yourself to them later on?
>>225520077kys
right well that appears to be a picture that violates united states law
>>225520241don't know also don't fully understand the situation described
>A man and women convicted of committing an indecent act inside Mecca Saudi Arabia have both been executed-CNNwonder what they did
>>225520277thank you for your input
>>225520278they were both from bangladesh as wellsurely they should have known that if you're a south asian in saudi arabia you don't do anything that could even remotely resemble a crime because they'll just cut your head off and feel nothing
>>225520234well there are some similarities, some differences. not quite monkeys but you could say they are
>>225520241i don't know your exact situation, but you accept that deep down, they don't care about you and never did.And if they didn't care when you wanted things to work, they care even less now that you don't.
>>225520300*ishowspeed nodding gif*
>>225520068me monke
Kino
>>225520342tl note: this means 'the mariachi'
>You will never have a Canadian gf to watch hockey with
whys this dealer taking the piss?
it's everyday bro
>>225520379sir niko b
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POjo0MX3huk
got my willy out if anyone cares
I kind of rushed through TOS/TNG/DS9/VOY/ENT and now after 6 months of no star trek I wish I hadn't.There's never going to be any good Trek again.
>>225520463is that so? *turns and walks away*
genuinely don't hate indiansi think people on this site are too mean to them
>>225520479I didn't hate them either until i saw what they actually think about white people, same with the chinese, japanese.
Good evening chaps.
>>225520498yeah we really need to take it easy on them
Why has Leto (aka David Frederick Hoffman of Texas) started ramping up his CP spam campaign again? (He posts under the US flag, but no doubt he will start spamming on other flags after he’s called out)
>>225520526hi catberg
need a catberg of my own but the thought losing one again stops me
>>225520551he has mento illness
>>225520551new lore just dropped
Buffalo Sabres with a HUGE comeback
Czerka Corporation had outposts on many worlds including Kashyyyk and Tatooine and Telos's Citadel Station.
>>225520571Think he’s just a paedo.>>225520572No new lore. Anyone with a brain knows. Just look him up on kiwifarms and read the entire dox on him. He’s the freak who hosts the nonce botnet that was used to spam CP with impunity last year and early this year.
PINGAS!!
serious question will that image data be saved on my pc? am i gonna get vanned?
>>225520597is it gingernonce?
Hey niko let's go bowling
>>225520613just clear your cache
>>225520613delete browser cache
>>225520649also you don't even need to do that if you don't want to because you're not going to get arrested for loading a page with a dodgy image
>>225520618No he’s a nigger who created the botnet that was used to spam rulebreaking posts for a while. He’s currently buckbroken by the fingerprinting that 4chan has now, just go read about him. You don’t even need an account. He’s a mega paedo and an extreme wrong un aside from that
pingas
telsa just revealed this 30 mins agoelon's done it again
>>225520720ai is crazy these days
>>225520720weren't we supposed to be on mars by now
>>225520664isn't kiwi farms blocked in the uk and eu?
>>225520720this is just what i need honestly.next time a nicker comes begging for money i just hit him with the compressed air.
>>225520733it's real you bhenchodtesla will moon tomorrowthen you'll be sorry
im only on 1 poo a day these days
>>225520770that's genuinely quite scary lad
>>225520770is that good or bad
>>225520770Alri Emma
>>225520782>>225520780the poos that come out these days are long and sausage like but they absolutely reek and im constantly battling skids in the bowl under the waterline
>>225520802t. Emma Watson
might be over for tobia here
>>225520813You should plan a poo heist. Disconnect a pipe so it doesn't flush, then when she goes to call the plumber you slip in with a fishing net and secure the poo.
women are lovely
you lot never have anything interesting to say
mad how moo deng poo peng rorke gay porn
Did you know that stick insects can actually reproduce asexually through a process called parthenogenesis?
>>225520968very interesting that mate
>>225520463I was trying to think of something to watch and TNG sounds pretty good. Cheers. What's a good episode?
why did he do it, lads?
>>225520988On his phone while driving. Maybe he saw that pic of Tim with his knob out for the first time.
>>225520983The greatest episode won't be appreciated by you if you jumped straight into it, it has 3 seasons of build up desu.If I had to single out some isolated episodes that are fun on their own I'd say>Cause and Effect>Remember Me>The Measure of a Man (TNG at its most moral/cerebral)there's a lot more I could say but great eps like Yesterday's Enterprise & Best of Both Worlds really won't pay-off lest you watch a few dozen eps (preferablly chronologically) before diving in. The juice is well-worth the squeeze though.Like cumming after not wanking for a month.
>>225520940they're alright i suppose
wonder what it's like to have a job
Y'all ever try one of those sprite cranberries??
>>225521087want a sprite cranberry?
>>225521087.............yh
Sabres won bros
>>225521113wow bro nice one!
>>225521076it's shit
>>225521098Yes please LeBron James!!
bit high lads
>>225521076wouldn't know nobody will hire me and all my mates keep telling me not to get one
I deserve to live as a hick in bumfuck Arkansas
hugh is an odd name
>>225521140
>>225521140enjoy dying of a fent overdose at age 40
hugh jazz is my gay porn name
Taskmaster tonight was shite. SHITE.>Prize task was literally "Bring in the greatest thing">Another was create a shrine of Paul Chowdhury (which just featured putting him on a throne and making some crude art of him)>Another was wrap summat up and Greg has to guess what it is >The final one was roll a die and if you get the highest number, pick a bag, repeat until someone gets the prizegenuinely 1/10 televisionhorrific should call it quits now. 22 series is plenty.
>>225521153ok i will enjoy it!!
might become a nutjob
>>225521149odd webm
thats a chicken breast, a green peperami, a packet of popchips(bbq flavoured) and a cadburys mini roll ate and all washed down with a pepsi max
im a schizo neet retard with like 100 undiagnosed mental and physical problems
>>225521239big lad aren't you x*jiggles your belly*
>>225521263roar this is me
one day the aliens will come down, bum half of us and turn the rest into slaves and biofuel
>>225521263join the club pal
>>225521280honestly i welcome it i dont exactly enjoy life as it is sucks for the people who do though i guess
>>225521280hope they use me as a probe tester
>>225521266oi you cheeky bugger i've lost 2st
read somewhere that most earth-like planets have atmospheres too thick for spacecraft to escape the atmospherethey'd just bounce of the boundary between ozone and space and get pushed back down
>>225520747no lolthe owner blocked us from visiting for a time after ofcom insinuated they were recording UK IPs that visited sites noncompliant with the OSAbut its back now
>>225521315what if the ship went at 9999 mph
>>225520988mental you can do that and not even be injured enough to threaten your life
what if a space ship went at 99999999999999999 mph
everyone on kiwi farms is a paedophile, meth addict o algo yet they think they're cool for trying to bully autistic people to suicidereckon anyone who accesses that website should be in prison
>>225521348bizarre post
>>225521355not really, its a hub for the world's evilest freaks to bully disabled people and trannies to death because they desperately crave for their to be someone else beneath them
>>225521348got bullied lad?
>>225521368not reallythat's just what people who don't want you reading their dirty laundry on there say
>>225521371nope just know that null is a legit nonce case, one of their top mods was an australian meth addict, they bullied some random american tranny over nothing until she suicided by self immolation, and that all kinds of un-ensouled sadists who should be locked up use it to jerk off to collective bullying barely functional autistic people
>>225521037I've seen probably 2-3 seasons I think. Or it felt like it because there was about 27 episodes in a season. I think I've seen Measure of a Man, that's where Picard has to prove Data gets human rights or something innit?
>>225521348lolcows in general are an odd concept
Arkansas... My dream
Lads,How is operation beddie byes going?
>>225521424
>>225521458Not great. Been sleeping at 8am and waking up at 3pm for the last week just can't fix it.I set an alarm for 1pm the other day, went to turn off the alarm, next thing i know it's 5pm
>>225521478for me its sleep around 5am then waking up at 12 or 2pm
I sleep about 6am, wake up about 2am... but then i'm in some half-conscious daze for an additional hour.
>>225521504you mean 2pm?
>>225521509yh...
>>225519998
I'm such a pathetic rodent of man, I honestly have no idea how I've ended up like this. What I do know though is that this cannot continue.
>>225521564ktim
>>225521411>they bullied some random american tranny over nothing until she suicided by self immolationyou're referring to chloe sagal, who had a small thread that hadn't been posted in in months at the time of their deaththeir suicide note mentioned homelessness and lack of mental health care, not once any specific websitethey were made homeless and ostracised by their "friends" due to said mental illness. those same "friends" later spread the story that the suicide was caused by a random website to mitigate their own responsibilitythis is not some conspiracy. you can see for yourself all the posts in the thread before their death and come to your own conclusion, instead of believing what others repeat online without checking themselves
bump
Love Canada need it saved from woke and foreigners
>>225521458forgot to start it i'm afraid!
he needs to sort himself outdeeply odd haircut
Wash your penis
>>225521634i will tomorrow cant be arsed tonight
wash your worthless penis
missus looking thick
>>225521630this cunt said he would rather stay at home playing fifa than play for england, utter spacker
>>225517894How come /brit/ never gets this many posts?
>>225521657Shouldn’t post pics of ur mum without permission
Ruby Granger flicking her bean in the early hours
>>225521657pic of her arsehole please?
>>2255216570_0
>>225521685that’s not safe for work mate
>>225521662we are oppressed
>>225521662we got to like 370 once
only time I've ever been complimented by women is from junkies not even from my own mother
Nobody is more oppressed than a sensitive young white boy trying to dress nice in a world of wogs wearing trackie bottoms
>>225521675my mum died in 2019 mate
>>225521690there's all sorts of threads on /s/ you could post it in and link here
>>225521707that's more times than me!!
>>225521721in the holly?
>>225521727its not a nice feeling to be a young lad and be chased down by toothless junkies wanting your number
>>225521715me being a sensitive young boy but dressing like the wog wearing tracksuits
>>225521734in the holly yes, very tragic
christmas soon
horde man in
any sensitive young wog in
>>225521754what poof would make this shite
The fungus is among us
thinking about dutch people
lacking any purpose or reason to continue to exist
>>225521814wrong.
feeling evropan and emitting a steady wotanic hum like the dwarves in the hobbit
>>225521814correct.
the main goal of life is to pass on genes with this mission state failed theres no point is there
>>225521814>>225521840the point of life is to have a laugh
>>225521850help out, tell us a joke
Is anyone else absolutely sick of yanks on the internet?
>>225521868look at this funny bradley
>>225521840if that was true then you would sign up right now and become a sperm donor but it's not true
>>225519974I masturbated in these woods btw
>>225521902did you see anyone
>>225521899literally looked into it and don't qualify, it was my last resort
>>225521913No I work for a national park they have signs telling us not to jerk off in the woods
wish i were very good looking but not so good looking that it's the only thing anyone could possibly notice about me
Catberg began attacking my head at 2:00 am and knocking my phone on the floor to try and get me up to do his breakfast I told him it was too early and he became more violent and started biting and pulling on my earlobes and shrieking and I'm pretty sure my head is bleeding in multiple places from his assaultPictured, the culprit
>>225521918such a fucking copeyou could easily find somewhere on this earth that would accept your sperm donationespecially as a white guy in a world of wogsif the mission in life was to pass on your genes then you would easily find somewhere to donate your sperm
>>225521936scream
>>225521936Show me where it is bleeding
>>225521941i did find a place a tissue
I have a 10 hour shift on what is essentially no sleep thanks to that fucker he has no respect for me all he thinks about is stuffing his face
almost got flattened by a panel van just now because i was looking at /brit/ while crossing t'road
my whole life ive had a very "grim" soul ig. stoic, quiet, cold, depressive, introverted etc.it's a reddit comparison but i think stannis baratheon is probably the closest person/character to how I am irl.that said for a lot of people i just put on a fake smile and pretend to be normalfagged and soulless and happy because its easier than risking being too blunt or appearing standoffish and i feel its impolite if others have to see the real me
>>225521988wish i had a sympathetic bradley image to respond to this with
>>225521936male cats are always violent a new female cat showed up at my house last night and she was a dote :3 and clambered all over memen ugh *vomit*
>>225521988most normalfags put on a fake smile and are depressed on the inside
howabout that new gta trailer then. really like the song they used in it
>>225522078looked utter shite and i wont hear another thing about gta 6 its pure goyslop
Is it sad my only dream is that I wanna be able to own a home and have a family nothing else not even be rich but sadly that will never happy I am killing myself soon this time btw jerking off in nature is fun
>>225522094im always jealous at the sheer freedom americans have to take themselves out at any moment with a gun
>>225522094ktim except im not going to kill myself and I never wank cos im Christian
>>225522101the temptation would not be healthy
>>225522088fascinating
>>225522101>>225522115Not gonna lie I tried earlier this week I stripped into my underwear and jumped 20 feet into freezing cold water hoping the shock would kill me all that happened was that I got boner and jolted awake
>>225522129use a gun retard
>>225522129'cide efficiency abilities of a woman
you lads gonna watch that livestreamed execution of that rasheed fella that shot up that military base?public executions in a first world country, and livestreamed by the actual government no less, mental times we live in
Government just announced they're banning porn showing choking or incest regardless of whether it's real or fake from November.So 50% of Pakistanis in the country marry their first cousins and make babies with them, but if they filmed a porno together it'd be illegal.Proofs before someone asks: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cmpqgepejr2ro
>>225522194does that mean i can't watch momcest stuff anymore?
ford ranger driver genocide best day of my life
>>225522206Indeed. It will be illegal.
>>225522210well thats fucking bent its my favourite genre
>>225522193been cancelled
>>225522193a bunch of trannies and faggots cried about a terrorist being killed cause he was in a wheelchair so the cancelled it
government should ban themselves
>>225521705This one just hit 579 >>225517894
>>225522217It's still legal until the 6th of November so get the momcest wanks in while you can Also not sure how they plan to control it, seems entirely unenforceable
>>225522224>>225522234oh bugger! ooohhh bollocks!!
The American Century
wonder what it's like to be a fucking filthy shitskinned black nigger
I love and respect my black brothers and sisters and I denounce racism.
TND
>>225522269dont own a mirror ?
>>225522282based
feeling quite niggardly at the banning of momcest content
I just want love and peace. I wish people would be kind and generous to each other. I wish we lived in a world where we see the best in each other, were good to each other, lifted each other up.
Rorke getting a 6 month suspended sentence, 200 hours community service, and put on the sex offenders registry for life for watching momcest porn.
>>225522078was good and i will play it and enjoy it
>>225522311ktim
>>225522258The Universal Century
sir robert prevost
>>225522373Hail
If it wasn't for the laws of this land I would have slaughtered you.