religion edition. Previously on /cum/>>225517894
First
>>225520635
Had some piripiri chicken. Twas good. Why do people think it's spicy?
ate some senor rico rice pudding
Relapsed on porn again, this time it was two (irl) twin sisters having sex with each other. It was hot when I first watched it but now I am filled with a profound feeling of disgust
Smoke weed and talk about aliens see where that takes us
unfortunately the canadian who ate the piripiri chicken has been raped
>>225520635>including the previousyou going to go back and read it again you gay nerd?
Aint got nothin live for no more
>>225520635>"i wouldn't be able to cope without my sky daddy delusion"christcels think this is deep?
the eaten piripiri chicken returns to be ate again
>>225520674Can't rape the willing bb
>>225520635Saint Paisios, who passed away in 1994, prophecied the covid vaxx and also the 2008 war between Russia and Georgia and also he said that Russia will destroy Turkey in world war 3.
>>225520651You could satisfy that fetish anywhere in the world though
>>225520657that used to be really popular on /brit/, posting about eating at a SA chain called Nando's, tho it may have been ironic
>>225520704what could be ironic about a cheeky nandos?
I believe in human rights very much
human wrongs
I believe in hunan rice very much
>>225520702yeah not reallylong black straight hair thats natural? maybe some south american country or jeetland but they tend to be more uggo than japs
You been playing hookie?
That could very easily be mistaken for CSAM
I’m obsessed with womens bodies and I want to fuck them so much
>>225517894post #400 gets a special prize
>>225520763Weird
>>225520723it was cause that post-chav subculture that they used to spoof favored Nando's, the guys who looked like they're outta Jersey Shore
>>225520777Let me touch you miss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwtlvxQ4U3k
>>225520758i got it from >>>/s/22481928but yeah lol whoops
I've been to nando's it's alright I like to dip the fries in perinaise
>>225520798It's too expensive for goyslop tbqh
I haven’t seen anyone use an inhaler in a long time
Clayface trailers are everywhere and why do they think I want to watch a man cut open his face?
>>225520821Don’t be scared homie
Currently at the kinoplex to watch a movie about a priest getting tortured by nuns. Or at least I think what this is about. And apparently it's also very sexual.Should be great!
Darth Malak did not have the strategic brilliance that Darth Revan had. Malak's abilities were crude and lackluster in comparison.
yes..
You guys think the incel thing is bad here. My homie tells me in South Sudan wives are more expensive than new BMW's.
Just had some sardines. Now I'm thinking I might make myself a PB&J sammich
Just post beautiful women
>>225520865My dad used to have a 1997 BMW 3 series.
>>225520838it is, and not just cause of alcogod Oliver Reed
What's the difference between a dead baby and an onion?
>>225520811i have to for bronchitits and whatnot latelyive been sick and coughing since fucking august i want to diegonna take a bump rite now *huffff*
>>225520908Do you wear glasses
>>225520903Alice Cooper never wrote a song about onions?
>>225520912yeah but only for watching tv and driving really
I fucked up. I fucked up and now this is my life
>>225520928Change is always possible, no matter how miserable the act of changing is
bros I want to doordash BK because of that shitty chow mein order but its so expensivehow do normies afford this
>be me>open /int/cum for the first time today>see the previous has a picture of my dog and people talking about fucking her
>>225520928It'll get worse and then we die
>>225520945put the fork douwn bro
>>225520946Do you take her into the grocery store?
>>225520959Sometimes. She sits in the shopping cart
>>225520702Asians believe they are the only people with long straight black hair, regardless of accuracy that would be an answer that satisfies them.
>>225520969You should be killed
>>225520635I look like this and say whatever the boomer said
>>225520953I didnt eat the chow mein, I need din din
today is my birthday. my parents got me teeth whitener.
It's a Dog E. Dog world
>>225520969nigger tier behavior sorryi dont care how PVRE ANGVLO SAXVN your dog is your gettinf dog ass on the cart
>>225520995Happy birfday. Did you ask for teeth whitener?
>>225520945I think the thing is that normies can't afford it but they do it anyways
Asians who live in Asia look better than Asian Americans. Asian Americans look ugly and mongrelized and half-Mexican or something. They have darker skin than real Asians and their personality and clothing are different. Asian Americans are reddit tier.
>>225521002I bring a blanket for her to sit on
>>225521007thank you. i did not. imo my teeth are normal (not discolored, etc).
>>225520969they allow dogs in the goymart?
>>225521022its because "real" asians use skin whitener and are deathly afraid of the sunorientals are naturally pretty brown if you give them a healthy amount of sunlight
>>225521022>t. just got ignored by an Asian American girl
It’s a freaking service animal ok
>>225521026"service animals only" 99% of the time but niggers like him bring their fucking mutts in anyway
>>225521046Emotional support furball?
Asian American roasties are rancid feminist anti-white harpies.Asian Asians are way more chill.
>>225521053This is something I don't remember happening much 10 years ago but now I see it everywhere. People bring their dogs into every store now.
any good racist jokes
You can service my animal
>>225521074What's long and hard on a black man?
>>225521074black people
The bruising on my foot that I thought I broke is healing
>>22552107130 years ago people had their dogs sleep in doghouses outsidethat would be literally unthinkable nowadayspeople coddle their fucking mutts too much, i blame the manchild adult infantilization starting with genx/millenials
Asian American women are fat and they act like beaner or black women.
>>225521074What do you call a black doctor
>>225521074Q: What do you say to a black guy wearing a three piece suit?A: Will the defendant please rise
>>225521091>that would be literally unthinkable nowadaysGhetto blacks and latinx still do this, but I get your point. Dogs are proxy children for quirk chungus types.
>>225521074https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLc9BZoWJ88
Half of /cum/ is still posting in that old thread
el bibisi
>>225521123dont go back there because theres no point in you going back there. there is nothing for you in that thread. keep posting here.
I'm ugly as fuck but at least I have pale white skin and I'm tall.If I were short or swarthy I couldn't take it. That would be too much to handle.
made 10 quesadillas for breakfast but i was only able to eat 8 of them
>>225521138you're green though
>>225521138Nigga built like a tall glass of milk what’s going on witcha mayne
When my uncle died my mom didn't let me have his Mercedes because I was only 16. It makes me angry because I would have gotten mad pussy as a 16 year old with a Benz. Instead I grew into a sad incel. My life would have been so much different.
>>225521150Donde esta la coca cola cabron
coca cola doesnt just heal your body; it heals your very soul
>>225521154I didn't like to take my dad's Jaguar to school because I felt too flashy. Such cases
>>225521133You better stay here too. Keep an eye on things. I'll watch the other one to maitain order
MISTER TOILBERG I WANNA GO TO BED
UBI when
Sometimes I wonder why I feel sad for seemingly no reason, but then I remember that I haven't spoken to a woman my age in like 6 years
>>225521185Never going to happen, don't you get it? Nothing good is ever going to happen anymore, everything is only going to get worse and worse and worse.
>>225521177do not even think about looking at the other thread. all that is there is a prize that nobody in the world can claim except one.
Mr. Celery Dick
>Stan Lee looking Arab co-worker >Never talked to him before>Standing behind me says "HEY!!!!! WHERE IS x guy who was supposed to be working with me but isn't">Turn around annoyed and respond "IDK?">...>Starts working with me>Starts talking shit about me in Arabic with another coworker>Walk past at the end of the day and he screams some shit like "FAG" but in ArabicGramps tripping. Guy grabbed shit from my workstation like twice without asking and almost grabbed my dick.
They’re taking officer kowalski off the case
>>225521229Why are either of you in my country
https://youtu.be/NQZl5zfme_E
>>225521185Unlimited Backshot Intercourse
Which is worse North Korea or China and why
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pS8oaMFsBEk
Bless Israel and you will be blessed
It's only natural in your older years to take a more wu wei like stance on life. Those who fail to adopt a more wu wei stance end up needlessly suffering over things that never mattered in the first place, it's a product of the unnatural world that you are forced to take a stance, a strong opinion, or to care about topics that otherwise are meaningless
>>225521249Well North Korea actually doesn't like China that much. They get along better with Russia than with China.
I'm getting so lonely and desperate that I'm prepared to take drastic measures but I don't think I can stay hard in a man's ass bros
legalize being trans
Repeat after me: God bless Israel
Sportsball is on
>>225521285no it's not idiot
>>225521285SWEEP
>>225521285Waste of time
>>225521022Thats because they're mostly Filipino
>>225521268Try bluechew goldThat shit keeps me diamonds fucking the fattest stankiest juggalettes
>>225521285tonight, we are ALL brewers fans
>>225521267Does anyone actually like China?
>>225521327based
>>225521328I like Chinese people. Not a fan of any current world government.
I have to go into public tomorrow
By the power vested in me by the FCC
>>225521338Same. Need a haircut
>>225521285Go cowboys
Chinese food is much better than Mexican food.
i am a truly permanent incel, a truecel if you will
>>225521240Idk
I was on a plane recently and no one clapped when it landed. We’ve lost it
>>225521360I had sex once so I can only call myself a volcel. Or as the tumblr site would call me, aroace sex repulsed
>>225521354
>>225521367I try my hardest to defend my people, but clapping is genuine goycattle behavior I'm sorry
Any major Ls recently
>>225521399porked your mom and she lied about being on the pill
>>225521399Haven't spent any significant amount of time outside in around half a year, so every day is a new L. Also went on reddit and tumblr, miserable places as always. Also played a mobile MMO for about a week.
>>225521399trump announcing that pete hegseth isnt allowed to livestream himself lighting hasan on fire and then rolling his charred corpse strapped to a wheelchair down a huge hill
>>225521369How does this happen? How do you only have sex once?
>>225521429kek I remember that movie
I swear if you were in my position you’d do the same :}
I tried reading Infinite Jest but the jesting was honestly non-stop I couldn't stand it
goodnight mifrends
>>225521427what goes on on tumblr these days
>>225521434Well, multiple instances of sex with one person, excluding being raped as a little kid (which was a one off).You meet someone, you kick it off, your anxiety prevents you from initiating but you masturbate in the same bed as them, and then wham bam, they're taking off your pants after you do meth and your getting your shit sucked smoov off.
mr sandman is a great boxing name
>>225521229You are a hard-working man and belong in my country :)
Milwaukee is currently raping LA into the dirt. Absolutely fucking sweeped em. You love to see it.
CAM ON BREWERS
The one night Ohtani contributes too
>>225521439Did you get to the part where the foot note is like 5 pages long?
>>225521456Mental illness vs physical illness infighting, LGBT infighting, self diagnosing yourself with everything, transID, radqueer discourse, a lot of tranny vs terf shit, arguing on every post
>>225521468And me?
>>225521490What is your job?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qxa91EwFco
Idk what you guys are talking about. Tumblr has been dead since they banned porn and they all went to twitter and shittok
>>225521494Truck driver
oh there was another shooting at an elementary school
>>225521505Tumblr still has enough users for there to be rampant retardation at every moment of every day on every post.
>>225521507You have my condolences. You are also hard working and deserve to be in my country.Are you actually from India or are you born here?
Bruh
You are an ant in the afterbirth
Seinfelds girl was 17
I am the pee after the poo
>>225521534Legal
prank idea: step 1 make friends with best friends gf/wife. step 2 explain prank where you make it look like she is blowing you when friend comes home. step 3 murder best friend in self defense. step 4 rape and murder wife/gf. step 5 kill self starting off three day dead man switch for network of explosives in sewer tunnels (see prank 2-c for details).
I am the turd that the butthole refused
Priest and a rabbi see a little boyThe priest says
LETS GO ASHBY
posture reminder. don't get a sore back anons
Heil hitler
>>225521534
kwab doyers
>>225521534She was hot and had huge breasts allegedly
At this point if you aren't a pessimist you are just delusional
I’m shivering rat
the good guys won tonight, bros
Green Eggs and Ham had a big influence on me
When the Government of Canada states that there are 20 to 35 Jewish people in Nunavut it feels like they just made that number up
>>225521597you betta bo-lieve it
Dubs and something happens tomorrow
True
Yo I’m deadass a failure gng
>>225521648the dodgers will wake up in Cancun
Edging
Go crazy
>>225521656You still have time to change that.
CeleGOATni
my life be like ooooooo aaaaaaa oooooooaaaa
>>225520635How do I cope with the fact it's over I really wanna kms when this park job is over I enjoyed it even though it paid only 20 an hour and housing cost 92 bucks. I sadly jerked off in the woods of Acadia
>>225521696I feel so bad for this girl. Why did her dad dox her like that?
>>225521696>>225521711qrd?
>>225521714Oh wait this this the Jane Doe?
>>225521724Who’s that
>>225521714I would tell you... but I'm a wuss
>>225521714Her dad posted her on xitter and said something like "the younger generation doesn't want to ask girls out" and she's like 14
>>225521747Siri, put a 4 year timer, thanks
>>225521747What? That's astonishingly retarded. Why would he do that? >>225521730I thought this was Jane Doe in the Cornell 7 case.
Millennials loved celebrity scientists like Carl Sagan and Neil degrasse Tyson
>>225521761>>225521724
>Canada full of jeets>America full of spics>Europe full of muzziesWhat a time to be alive
I personally haven't paid attention to the Cornell 7 case (because wtf can I do about it?) but from what little I know, the bitch sounds like a whore. She even texted one of the guys something like:>Doing ketamin on your dick was great Like how am I supposed to feel sympathy for a bitch like that?
>>225521775Such a low quality post
>>225521775Such a high quality post
>>225521775Mediocre post
Had a great idea for a legendary post but I played video games for four hours and forgot what it was, sorry
>>225521761Just weird tbqh
>>225521775Based post
>>225521822he apparently has bikini photos
We’re all consenting adults here
>>225521775Unoriginal post
We’re all in here>>225517894>>225517894
The Inuit are basically already a Hapa race, their physiognomy ranges from dark east Asian to slightly off colored European mix
>>225521822I have no idea where to even start with this. This is so astronomically retarded to post. And this retard calls himself a conservative? Very trad posting pictures of your daughter online for men to ogle her
>>225521857He’s even posting his 9 year old
>>225521892Why do you have that saved?
>>225521878ok what do you want me to do about it
hello /cum/mers what happens here?tyvm :)
>>225521901NTA but it's not like he's saving the picture of the guy's daughter, he's screen capping the guy being a cretin
>>225521925People go to work and then they go home
>>225521822mmmm thank god nobody wants to fuck my sexy ass daughter *licks lips* they're just not man enough for her haha look at this picture of her
>>225521925Mfs there be like "oh yeah the mall is just a 3 hour drive away"
>>225520635i absolutely cringe when i meet people that are religious in real life. especially young peoplehave you ever met a mormon before? they're the worst
>>225521892WHAAAAAAAAAATTTT?!NAAAAHHH THIS IS WEIRD
>>225521976We don't care lil bro
The only way I could do that was if you had to do a little more work and I would be happy with it but you have a hard day and you don’t want me working on your day so you don’t want it all the way
Men are wasted on women
>>225521998he says, praying to the man in the clouds
AMAZING THINGS ARE HAPPENING IN HERE>>225517894
>>225522018Who cares?
>>225522012As did all great men before us
The squeaky wheel gets the grease
>>225521976did they try to murder you?
LAST is almost UPON US in the other threadhistory is about to be made
The new Friday the 13th series is really bad. They tried to tell the story from the mother's POV and it sucks ass
AYO DISS N***A POOPIN' OUT HIS ASS
might get grounded. anyone play it? is it aids?
I don't even understand why the Inquit ever settled in the Arctic. Like Canada was fucking empty as shit. Just go live in the forest down south where it's warmer.
>>225522043THAT ASS SHITS
>>225522027>christcuck ramblings of a fanatical christcuck WOW!
>>225522073Scoreboard kid
Ok guys I'm sorry for splitting the thread, next time if we go past bump limit I'll restrain myself
Binned.
Taxes are due at midnight btw
we're all here>>225517894
Fuck youGood gameAlmost hit 600
WINNER >>225522205>>225522205>>225522205
gayest last in history. good job fagmoose
>>225517894>>225522205Wow what a journey
>>225522205cool as a cucumber baby, i never had a single doubt
If you died today, would anyone miss you? Probably my mom, I really doubt my dad would care; he hates me.
579 postsI'm so proud of you guys.
>>225522226My parents and siblings
>>225522226Why does your dad hate you?
>>225522226Ale?
>>225522222
Ok now the last is done this one is nearly at bump limit The battle begins anew
imagine being excited that you paid 480 for this.
>>225522245this one doesnt matter (because im going to sleep and got last in the previous thread)
>>225522245I need a refractory period
>>225522228I know what that pie smells like, but i still want a taste
We have honoured Cutey Honey with our fealty. God bless Cutey Honey, PBUH.
>>225522251The giant set of stairs with no path is weird
>>225522251That’s a trailer with a garage, I hate Canacukistan
>>225522251at 4.69, and you have to live in fucking PEI after all that too.>roof is all solar panelsjfc it just keeps getting worse
>>225522251its over
>>225522251Prince Edward Island seems like all the cons of living in rural canada with none of the pros
>>225522251>it costs half a million to be trailer trash now
>>225522226I've loosely calculated this before. At the current part of the month and given local weather conditions, it could be the first week of December before my landlord came asking about rent. The downstairs neighbors moved out so I don't think anyone would notice a smell/dripping before that. I don't have any friends, my family has disowned me entirely, and I do all my banking etc. electronically. I don't have any physical subscriptions from Amazom or such. So, yeah, about a month and a half or so I reckon. Maintenance might come by which would be ironic since they never do when I call them but other than that it depends on who wants their money bad enough to come ask for it in person first.
Good night /cum/. You fought well this evening.
>>225522305Sweet dreamsHopefully you get the last there
ate too much brotein so now i'm poopenfartensharten all night longfragrant too
>>225522279They are the ones who started the fire btw
drinking milk
Everybody stop posting here so i can get a last too. It is way past my bed time
>>225522231ruin his life by being born>>225522232who?
do neovaginas have periods
>>225522345No, a trans person without a penis is like an angel without wings.
>>225522345Kind if you use the wrong size dilating rod
xqc just has professional glazers that just watch him and repeat whatever he says
I like boobs and feet but I don't like when girls suck their own boobs and feet
>>225522345they smell like doody
>>225522356Isn't it the same for a lot of streamers
>>225522345Depends
I am NOT goy cattle.My name isn't Goyim, my name is Dillon
>>225522371no? xqc is just filthy rich and hes the owner of the server and has the most viewers
>>225522380https://youtu.be/Dk8v4Asj26A
>>225522384Idk every rich streamer has glazersLook at Asmongold and Hasan
Had a fantastic day
>>225522380Give me the run down on Dillon
hasan should be given a chance. strap rockets to his wheelchair and then make a ramp to jump the grand canyon. if he makes it, he's free. and if he doesnt, he's served out his sentence. also livestream it.
>>225522417Did you lose your virginity
>>225522415im talking about in game not in the chat, hes the owner of this streamer gta 5 server and other streamers just sit around him watching him gamble fake money and repeat what he says
>>225522426No but I've got her number and she wants to hang out, I'm on the cusp
>305Almost time for LAST
Prime Ninja was balling harder than XQC
>>225522431Can I suck on your peen
>>225522440nah Ninja lucked out with Fortnite blowing up. Nobody cares about him now
>>225522444I said when he was in his primeAlso Caseoh is probably bigger than xqc is now
Wahoo!
>>225522423strap him to a SpaceX rocket and launch him into orbit
>>225522462Put on that Joel Windows destruction
>>225522474Already watched it, and all the other destructions
>>225522465Weeeee
new>>225522485
>>225521308Why did ypu hate us Filipinos? Is this the thanks we get for dying in the millions for America's sake in World War 2? Whereas you praise the Japanese who killed Millions of these same Americans in World War 2????You worship power not righteousness. You dropped us like hot potato since you were unwilling to rebuild us even after fighting for you whereas it was more profitable to split the stolen money Japan stole across Asia with you sick and demented Americans.
>>225523205Being 100% serious, I apologize
