ritual edition
I watched always sunny in Philadelphia when I was like 18 but looking back it's totally millennial slop
This is my shopping list that I have to shop for soon
>>225522903wish I had responsibilities and expectations set for me like a normal person
>>225522926there is literally nothing wrong with being a millennial
>>225522928you know onions have zero nutritional value right?
>>225522928veggie boy loves his veggies
>>225522932Well I don't think millennials are funny
gayest war ever should have taken Cuba
incredibly difficult to cope with the realities of life, just get overwhelmed thinking about the situation I ended up in sometimes
>>225522946bewildering opinionexcellent source of vitamin c and fibre
another sleepless night #nosleep
yanks really posting "shaggers" and "nonces" thinking they fit in ffs lmao
>>225522976that can be easily fixed.I wouldn't recommend taking doxylamine succinate every night, but if you NEED to sleep any certain night, this will definitely work.don't take it with melatonin
>>225522858still waiting for the game you promised me
imagine a curmudgeonly hawaiian
>>225522987must have got lost in cyberspace
This dumb eastern European Hinge cunt wantsme to send her a voicenote. I'm not doing that
>>225522998thirdies love they voice notes
>>225522995you won't get away with this
>>225522983the fact is the drugs dont work they just make it worse
Sir Boris Johnson
>>225523005But why? It's so weird
michael jackson really said the k word in a song nah that's crazy
is otter
Remember when upskirts were legal? The world gets more boring by the day. The government website says that regular creepshots are still ok though
>>225523054upskirting is vile repugnant behaviour
>>225523046love the noises they make
>>225523064A sane post. A moral post. A gentlemanly post.
showertoil looms
>>225523064Why did you have you add that. That kind of talk isn't becoming
Morning lads https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99hx93HgHKI
>>225523046And every woman has sea otters holding hand as their interesting fact they know. Finding an original woman is like finding a docile Tasmanian Devil
>>225523127hi x
wonder what kind of music chinese people listen to
>>225523144great view>>225523146I like that Chinese rap song from shorts and memes
>>225523146they have them big cymbals they bash dont they
>>225523144not a fan of trying to enjoy nature while being incessantly reminded i'm a smelly incel ghoul who will be alone forever
morning lads it's friday
>>225523146https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGxj2iHAtzEthis sort of thing
is university of saint andrews a good school? never heard of it before
>>225523171they simply must be arrested
>>225523171https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1792130377267258.mp4
just can't imagine two chinese people having sex
>>225523180I've heard of Oxford, Cambridge, Kings College and Trinity
>>225523146here's some live footagehttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1792130416563966.webm
>>225523180>one of the highest rated schools in europe is a hospitality schooltruly a cringe continent
>>225523200kino
>>225523180the one guy i know who actually went to oxford is the most humble and least prideful guy ever
for me its flunking out of a redbrick university and still feeling superior
>>225523243how is his career going
We Ukraine a nukeGive Iran a nuke
give refuge /brit/ brospeople in my general are unironically siming for pakis because the food is good
>>225523325All are welcome here
>>225523325please enjoy your stay x
>>225523325British peoples will let you move to Britain if you can cook them some diarrhea curry.
>>225523325send cute sister to study in Bulgaria I will take care of her fren
https://www.instagram.com/reels/Dc9R3gPyvUn/the evil rorkes
>>225523389Send yor sister to America saar i sex her greatly woowee :p
Musk just surpassed the iPhone moment with the roadster reveal
dogberg's on the blob again
>>225523413how so
>>225523389>>225523405lol
>>225523421;()
smokin da ganja innit
>>225523434grow up
>>225523434It is a helthy herb
>>225523405broooo my bby gorl is sooo bjutiful you will love her i expect 4 cow dowry thank you
my defence for all the incest JAV will be that I don't understand Japanese and assumed it was all kosher
>>225523417Literally flying cars
big fan of the attractive woman doing a dance genre of videos
>>225523482Amazing
>>225523482awww :[
>>225523482Heartwarming. Love a coo
just realised I was posting doxxable shit on here while I was steaming last nightwhy do I always start doing that when I'm drunk, I'm gonna fuck myself one day
>>225523500just a lil nibblehe allowed a lil nibble
>>225523482very sweet
>>225523482this but it's a dying Tim wishing to see a sainsburys employee one last time
According to the K-12 School Shooting Database, there were 235 shooting incidents at American schools last year and at least 140 so far this year.
>>225523527scr
>>225523522would love to pet a small cow
>>225523533not looking like they'll beat last years record at this rate
>>225523482both dead now of course
Shopping doneMight pick up a bit if fresh veg on Tuesday but other that's me done for the next weekNot bad in 2026 I say
>>225523568roar
>>225523567why don't you have a picture of your gf as your phone background lad
>>225523567Come on Sam, sort it out
>>225523612>>225523568cute
You know that video of the lady yelling to her dog "STEVEEN, YOU'RE NOT A COOOW" I like that
>>225523146It's realllly bad. Their old traditional stuff was nice. But the contemporary music is too 2 world in the world
life's over innitdone it then
turkiye in thread https://youtu.be/dvVWJzJJscE
going to an Asda in north Yorkshire next Friday and chinning the first feeble, emaciated-looking vegan poof I see
>>225523632>life's over innitnah
slept for 11 hours
>>225523636you ever been in an ASDA? looks like Mogadishu
>>225523636s
I am looking forward to the release of Grand Theft Auto 6 so that I can play it.
>>225523567>you got a 90, Sam.Love the grave tone of this
>>225523680same, I really enjoy the city of Vicebut I'll have to wait for the PC release
Me waddling around with my trousers round my ankles and a pooey bum because i left my phone in the kitchen and i can't cope
>>225523636probably end up battering a heroin addict by mistake
>>225523688
>>225523686with the ps5 hackings you'll be able to pirate it on PC for free anyway
Accidentally sprayed some Raid in my drinking glass and now my tongue is burning
this is so sad can we get a prime
... Another week attempt at hypnosis...
It's a boring day - I've got nothing to doExcept to get a load of retards and drive 'em to the zooOh oh oh takin' retards to the zooOh oh oh takin' retards to the zooLoad 'em on a bus just for laughsDown a winding road stepping on the gasDown a winding road just daydreamingDown a winding road with the retards screamingOh oh oh takin' retards to the zooOh oh oh takin' retards to the zooOne of them blowing a big spit bubbleSlam on the brakes at the first sign of troubleHead on collision bodies everywhereHead on collision retards bewareOh oh oh takin' retards to the zooOh oh oh takin' retards to the zoo
sticking my penis up my vagina
Think aloha browser might be better than brave but I’m yet undecided
asmr ontingly pud
>>225523741erm
I saw a really cool jacket for 110 Euros, might buy it but that will interfere with my record shopping budget, I'm really conflicted
how the fuck is everyone on the internet except me able to afford a PC that can run almost any game? it's not like i'm even dirt poor or anything
>>225523761looking good tim!
>>225523761is tim ill? as in more than his usual mentally ill decided-to-be-a-retard situation
>>225523768aren't Graphic cards now as expensive as a whole PC?
right coffee time
>>225523768if you bought 2 years ago $2k(USD) would've done you
Utilising AI, blockchain and cloud technologies to synergise my workflows.
I bet Emma Watson farts smell pooey.
>>225523787even that is too rich for my blood, i've been seething about this since like 2011
>>225523180French people like "i i attended le sore bum"
My pc can run everything on highest and it only cost me around £700, although that was around 7 years ago and i had to replace my graphics card recently
>>225523800I remember thinking my mate was nuts for spending £400 on a GPU once, that wont even get you an entry level card now
the fallen leavestell a story
Does getting head from a prozzie count as cheating on your missus?
>>225523800i don't know what wages/prices are like over there but if you can't save up 2k disposable you are pretty poorcoming from a fellow poor btw
>>225523482In other news the roast beef they had at the funeral was top tier
eat my “nigga” breakfast
>>225523768my raspi 5 doubled in price since i bought it
>>225523845You’re paying a professional to receive a service so no
decided to make this for the toilfu when she comes over
>>225523831so it actually cost you around 1700 then
>>225523846always told myself i'm hardly going to spend that much money on something that isn't necessary
>>225523567Northallerton is it?
>>225523864yummers
>>225523864you're using a recipe thats only 4.2 to cook for someone else? presumably to impress them? you incel freaks are hilarious lmao
might go to the hospital emergency department tomorrow and sit around in the waiting room for fun
>>225523864Dont like gnocchi me. Also i will pronounce the G. None of this "nocki" nonsense
mad that sweden has companies named ‘benders’ and ‘munters’
>>225523868The graphics card was like £200, I must’ve got it just before prices went crazy
good headline in the metro today "the axis of diesel" not sure what it's referring to but it's a good headline
>>225523864spinach makes me extremely gassy. she may well suffer from the same affliction and will be pumping out gallons of thick noxious poo vapour before the day is through
>>225523864that would be good if cooked properly
>>225523869if you consider vidya to be your prime hobby then I wouldn't say it's unnecessarysome golfing nigga probably spends that on decent golf clubs without thinking twice
fancy a bit of rompy pompy with me hand i do
>>225523881Anything more than this is performative its not a dinner party. Its an effortless home cooked meal
>>225523881The people rating food recipes are retarded and probably tried to replace the spinach with kale and thought it wouldn’t make a difference
>>225523898well i suppose that's it then, vidya isn't my prime hobbymy true passions are staring into space, picking locks, and doomscrolling
>>225523890if you don't know what it's referring to how do you know it's a good headline
told toilberg grow up
>>225523922because diesel almost rhymes with evil
might try a different barber tomorrow because my usual place has unfortunate lighting that makes me look especially hideous in the mirror
>>225523881I get what you're saying but I never take online review scores very seriously. People only bother to make a review if something is dogshit or amazing, and the ones saying it's dogshit probably fucked up the recipe
>my true passions are staring into space and picking locksbased heroin addict
>>225523881>presumably to impress them?sperg vibe to this sentence
>>225523933it’s not the lighting mate
>>225523917the 2 day old true passion is it?
>>225523536Saw a video of a Calf sucking a guy's willy. It was really going for it with some technique. It seemed to enjoy the cum too, it was wild. I felt ashamed for watching it afterwards though
>>225523942i think you're just sensing your own vibe that permeates everything you do
>>225523944aye
>>225523884I have to do this regularly for my job and believe me it is not even slightly funthe only saving grace might be talking to cute paramedics but most of the time they're too busy to chat
>>225523952>permeatessperg vibe confirmed sorry
>>225523944get some fresh air nigga
>>225523943course it is, i always look like a handsome devil in the mirror when i go to the gym
>>225523960not my fault you're low IQ lad.
>>225523957what kind of gay job is that
>>225523951fucking um
>>225523951Would be terrified of it biting it off
>>225523975ur digging the hole deeper :/
Might put a knife through my knob so it can be seen to
>>225523951
back in my day they didn't do shootings at elementary schools, that's evil. do it at a high school or college at least.
Will miss the WoW Forever launch because I'm going to be on holiday in Indonesia
>>225523964pics? x
>>225523881I don't need to impress her she already thinks I'm great
>>225523998thats what your mum was saying last night
>>225523988What?>>225523990Kek didn't even cross my mind, those dense blunt teeth don't mess around. A cow tried to bite me the other day
>>225524003wasn't the dunblane massacre in1996 (the one that got guns banned in britain) in a primary school?
>>225523987prison officer, we take the cons to A&E in handcuffs and just sit there for hours. It's easy work but very very boring
>>225524031shut up bitch
I would have sex with Emma Watson.
>>225523881if you need a score to tell if something is good you're cooked mate
>>225524002Kek this reaction image is perfect. And what a thick moustache. I couldn't grow one a quarter as thick as that. It's like courderoy. I used to like this guy a lot until he said something that rubbed me the wrong way
>>225524032Do you ever get your shag on with the paramedics?
>>225524032do you have to check up their bums afterwards to see if they swiped any morphine from the hospital?
just got the ick
where's mousey
>>225524058looking at me were you
Couldn’t be a prison officer myself, I’d be scared when the big men say mean things to me
Mental how the Jews made me watch boy in striped pajamas in school.
>>225524046well im employed so i dont have time to analyse every recipe i come across. ratings are a good initial sifting method and im going to pick 5s over 4.2s every time. stop being autistic.
>>225524032has your experience changed any of your views on incarceration or the justice system?
>>225524071redditors hate the boy in striped pyjamas, can’t remember what the gay performative reason was I think they said the german kid was naive or something
>>225524079chop chop wagie back to work, my bennies won't pay themselves
wonder if my jowl lines will diminish if i lose weight
>>225524074wonderful
>>225524120winston churchill looking ass
>>225524051I've had them get a bit flirty with me but I haven't successfully got a number yet. Some of them are really fit, paramedic seems to be the job of choice for baddies>>225524055they're cuffed to an officer at all times so I don't see how they could swipe anything without being noticed>>225524096Prison is too easy. Most of the cons see it as a joke and it doesn't work as a deterrent to crime at all. I know one guy that deliberately broke his probation to go on a stag do abroad because he felt the inevitable brief return to prison after was worth it. If we're ever going to solve the crisis we need to toughen the fuck up
>>225524148in my experience the female junior doctors are the fittest. the scrubs they wear really accentuate their arses
>>225524048Steve Harvey is very funny>>225524079wow you're employed? that literally changes everything, sorry for the inconvenience sir
>>225524120idk but if you tell starbucks it’s your birthday you can get a free drink, hope that helps :)
>>225524148still wouldn't want to go to prison because i might get bum raped
>>225524158in the UK at least most of the female doctors and nurses are Jeets and Flips, not a looker among them. Long gone are the Carry On days of cute young white nurses
>>225524174oh yeah i bet you'd HATE that
>>225524148the fact that you can leave the country at all on probation shows how broken the system is
It changed him, that's the long and short of itIt changed him in a deep core way, he hasn't been the same since It rewired the racism out of him
just went all the way to Tesco to buy throat numbing spray because I’m in so much pain and I just tried it now it doesn’t even work feel like crying
this online ratings sperg is actually starting to make me doubt my choice of romantic dinner for two but I've already bought the ingredients now so I'm locked in
>>225524211sorry mate i'll be more gentle next time
>>225524211must be friction burn from all the willies you sucked
>>225524190i'm not very strong and I'm sure there would be a lot of bigger men in there
>>225524203all jokes aside I reckon something like 90% of cases of angry bitter men would be instantly solved by a loving gf
want a coffee but it's raining
>>225524217he’s a loser that has to make a snarky reply to every post critical of him, his opinion can be safely discarded
>>225524242chance would be a fine thing
>>225523951Right well trust rorke to come and ruin it eh
>>225524242unlovable me
>>225524188the ones i saw last time i was in emergency were east asian (with an american accent) and arab (with an irish accent) respectively but they were still both fit as fuck
>>225524237oh no... you'd be really helpless wouldn't you? aha
>>225524252just looked outside and it’s not why did you lie just then
poop goes hard as fuck
>>225524281get some stool softeners then
when i quit drinking to take up lifting i unironically started spending more on food and supplements than i ever had done on booze
>>225524278raining in Chelsea mate yeah so not lying am I cunt
>>225524293what the fuck does this even mean nigga
hilarious, he made another glib comment about willies. we’re all very jealous of your titanic wit
there's this guy in my rehab group who might be even more of a loser than me. he says he's 38, lives with his mum, has never had a job or a gf, and is addicted to meth. and yet he's actually a pretty handsome fella, don't know why he can't shag and have a normal life. he does have a stutter and is fairly short though.
jews made me addicted to porn, mad for that one
>>225524217it was stupid not to choose a 5* rating. it might not matter but is it worth the risk? i dont think so.
i like those porn videos where it's not like normal performative porn but just two people shagging like animals
>>225524323>shortit was over before it begun
>>225524309alri bazillionaire can i have a couple of quid
Would you an Emma Watson fart?
>>225524342i just runt toil here
did you guys see Simon Jordan vs dale vince argument on talksport?? Epic!!
>>225524352still though i'm really poor so...?
>>225522983we cant get these in the uk yeah you can buy them illegally online but if you get caught its over for youthe only thing you can buy that works for sleep onset in this shithole is alcohol
>>225524362so...get a job nigga!
Cyberpunk: Edgecummers
>>225524369no nigga!
it was never the jews. it was the irish the whole time.
>>225524367you don't need drugs>no caffeine>exercise>screens off 2 hours before bedyou won't do these though
>>225524367you can buy melatonin too, technically it’s illegal but there’s nothing they can do to stop you from buying it overseas
um that's boobies
>>225524388you wouldn't be allowed that these days would you? due to the woke yeah due to the woke that's rightmaybe in france though
>>225524391you’re right, I won’t
foul-smelling brown substance came out of my arse ladsreckon i'll kill meself
going to ask my doctor about TMS (transcranial magnetic stimulation)
6 of the 10 most deprived places in Britain are in WalesLook what u did
>>225524242Yeah but they can't get a loving gf because they're bitter freaks It's a cycle
>>225524427the welsh can't be trusted to look after themselves
>>225524427bet they're happier than us
met a japanese woman yesterday. big teeth on her.
>>225524435You did this
THE HENCHINING
>>225524441perhaps it was the rest of her body that was small did you ever consider that?
>>225524367nah i take over the counter sleeping pills most nights. they're basically just an antihistamine that happens to make you drowsy af as a side effect. they're very effective. combine with booze for an even stronger effect.
>>225524444it was nothing to do with me you lying cunt
rumpy pumpy
We need to do something about this shop lifting, it's out of control, we could be down to zero shop lifting like some other countries if the government was bothered.It's weird though because some things they're really bothered with and will do everything to counteract what ever they've decided they're putting a stop to. Other than money how do they decide what's an issue for them and what isn't? It's literally arbitrary. These people are so mindless
>>225524162Glad you admit it. The sentiment that no black person can do anything you like here, and liking anything "black" is uncool is so dumb
I tried those melatonin sleep gummies (purchased online, sent from the USA) and they did sort of work but I felt that the quality of the sleep I got was poor.You could get to sleep but then you'd wake up the next morn feeling like you hadn't slept at all.
>>225524471That would be racist against gypsies
the hindi word for son is betafucking screaming
Scalded my foot making a brew. Water come out the mug and defied physics to land straight on my foot. Never seen anything like it in my brew making career and I've made thousands of brews.
>>225524486Kek
>>225524453if it's a first generation antihistamine that can literally cause dementia
jeet means victory
friday lads, let's get it
we don’t need to do anything about shoplifting there are bigger issues in this country than protecting fucking billionaires
>>225524488due to arranged marriages there's no such thing as a sexless indian. They all get pussy. They all shag. Random dumpy indian men with pot bellies and bobbly heads get their end away more than you (and me).
I can't afford Fish N Chips anymore. Pretty catastrophic, I wish someone could help me, I need a way to get Fish N Chips, I haven't had it for so long.Or just kill me instead
fart niggayou have no part niggaim boutta start niggaim boutta shart nigga
musk's invented a flying car ladsabout fucking time
>>225524391This has been a problem for years and years i wake at 7am bed at 10.30pm every day including weekends i don't drink caffeine i run every other day and get 20k steps every day anyway no phone 2 hours before bed ive got a sunrise alarm and last month was doing epsom salt baths every night. Still lie there for 3 or 4 hours before getting to sleep then waking up 3 times throughout the night. Any more tips other than those extremely basic ones smart arse?I've also tried 6mg melatonin from someone else it does nothing whatsoever
>>225524450that's a good point she was very small
>>225524511but he forgot to invent flying parking spaces
>>225524508job
>>225524367I was thinking of getting some melatonin from the deep web, but not sure if it's medical grade or something some dirty guy has been making in his dirty bedroom and handling with his dirty hands
>>225524521I'm there right now
>>225524511nightmare scenario for companies that make the Bollards of Peace™ that they put up outside christmas markets
>>225524499dementia is a good thing retard
>>225524515blgo no
was listening in to some guys phone call on the bus this morning and he was on his way to the hospital to start cancer treatment and he was crying on the phone to someone. Guess my life ain’t that bad
>>225524507no they dont they still get rejected in that system
>>225524480Obviously, I've never thought that so it's not really an admission. >>225524481Melatonin is not for quality of sleep per say, melatonin just tells your body that it's time to go to sleep, that's why you should take it 30 mins before going to bed preferably at the same time every night so you fix your sleep schedule and circadian rhythm.
>>225524499They give them to pregnant mums to stop morning sickness
>>225524523biovea sells it in the uk. does fuck all but you can get some if you want easy
>>225524523You don't have to get it on the deep web. You can buy it legally on discounthealthproducts.com. Don't listen to the mong saying you'll be in trouble, you don't even get in trouble for buying actual illegal drugs on the internet and this isn't illegal. It's not great though, better off buying the drowsy antihistamines. They're often the only way I can get any sleep
>>225524540quite grim that he didn't have a family member to give him a lift or sit with him for his first treatmentno for him it has to be a paid bus journey
>>225524520you fool you silly silly fool
>>225524550Alright man, no need to get spicy. Let's just talk about why this mentality is so strong here. It's quite a mental illness. It's like pretending friend Chicken is disgusting just to uphold some kind of image
>>225524540what a bitchhope it's slow and excruciating for him!anyways um
mad how both the uk and australia had mass shootings within a month of each other that resulted in guns getting banned in both countries. almost makes it seem coordinated.
>>225524558how long before bed do you take your piriton
>>225524576https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2001_Mexican_Chamber_of_Deputies_bombing_attemptif you want your mind to be blown by strangely timed coincidences
>>225524570I'm not getting spicy lad :d I'd say this sentiment is so strong cause there's more racial tension in the last 10 years which is consequence of a number of reasons.
>>225524499diphenhydramine hydrochloride innit. safe as houses
>>225524617powerful deliriant that
>>225524617>Long-term or frequent use of diphenhydramine (found in Benadryl and various over-the-counter sleep aids) is linked to an increased risk of dementia in older adultsyeah?
>>225524619Woah
>>225524633nah
make the new lads
if anything gives me dementia it'll be all the booze and illegal drugs not the antihistamine
>>225524669This and gooning!
Gooning will 100% have some sort of long term health effect that will show up in 50 years
>>225524619I know some girls from Hyderabad
>>225524726
>>225524690Starting to think you’re a bit of a jay cartwright
Go on Hinge, get a really sexy girlfriend and enjoy weeing in eachothers mouthes. That's it. The best things in life are free
