German linguist proved that huris (72 virgins) are in fact white grapes.
>>225522913Imagine going to heaven and all you get is a bowl of grapes
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>>225522929Better eat them pretty slowly, amiright lol
>>225522913B-b-but the Saudi told me i would get 72 smoking hot virgin كواعب اتراب if i blew myself up! Fuck your grapes i want pussy!!!
Now who will go in suicide missions
>>225523202Inbred retards? Maybe they do it as a kind of eugenics.
>>225522913why are germans such party pooper?
>>225523202It's hard to grow grapes, please understand.
>>225523131>كواعب اترابstill baffles me how this was included in the holy revelation
Grapes are so fucking good it isn't funny
>>225522913My uncle told me about this ISIS commander who got shot in Syria and was flown to Qatar for surgery. He wakes up after the operation to bright lights and three white women standing over him with their faces covered. Immediately starts yelling “HOOOOOR AL AYN!!” and falls out of bed trying to molest the nurses
