sweat more where you need it most edish
>>225524726Propah British brekkie sounds really good right now
i'm not in education, employment, or training
>>225524735What's that supposed to mean? I watched the show many years ago and don't remember it much.
>>225524760blog on snorelord
bump
ah, forgot it was diego day
>>225524762> Saying someone is "a bit of a Jay Cartwright" means they are a compulsive, over-the-top liar who constantly exaggerates—especially about their social or romantic life—to make themselves look cool.
one of you reported me for a politics post but it was aactually about movies and it was in reply to another one of you. so fuck you and fuck jannies
>>225524780oh lol
>>225524760save some pussy, money and fulfillment for me chad
apparently Australians actually hate brits now because there are too many of us moving there
>>225524764leftypol break dances when his ex gets married. rorkes kills himselfwe are not the same
>>225524796Not true (other than leftists who want more indians)t. brit
whys it so hard to do a morning wood wank
>>225524819it's not
had a shit so bad there it gave me social anxiety
>>225524796yeah obviously i'd prefer you lot over indians but with the crisis we're in now i'd rather shut down all immigration, at least until we've sent them all back
>>225524796thats their fault for having no culture that requires adaptions. they literally just made high HDI britain what do you think would happen
>>225524839it is because brain isnt aroused but the cock is hardest youll ever get in your life
test
>>225524776friday renamed???ED
>>225524860t. ban evader
>>225524558Wow thanks. So why do they tell us we need to deal with the prescription crap and have a dumb gp sid down with us and tell us what we are allowed? What makes you say they aren't good though, and what are these antihistamines you buy?
more like diageo day cause i will be drinking 10 pints of guinness and proverbially pissing the bed as they say
>>225524853idk mate I'm normally aroused when my cock gets hard the two are quite closely linked
>>225524879make sure you put some towels down
it's weird that someone took over the diego larp but they're a shadow of the original. dead now, of course
>>225524881thats not morning wood then. you just had a normal erection. morning wood is just challenge mode for pissing
>>225524895an erection is an erection
i deal with public complaints for a living and over the last 36 hours not one cunt has complained about anything. put me out of a job this will
>>225524905you could not be more wrong
yer getting yer cak sucked kid
catberg's hurty foot has improved significantly overnight. the limp is gone, we can all relax now
>>225524892same with the yank emma watson poo posts. Ghosts in the machine.
i mean she's about 80% leg isn't she
>>225524936huge knees
>>225524941like knee grows do you?
>>225524739>poached egg>only one banger>some kind of hash triangle crap>3 slices of """toast"""ain't fucking british food at all
is sam in?
>>225524936One Piece character?
>>225524764it's a wog as well, poetry
>>225524936post the brown anime girl you used to post i wish to see her one last time
>>225524952the slightly chubby zoomer lass at work has a horse and all she does is whinge about how much effort it is to look after it, doesn't seem like much of a de-stresser
>>225524956aye
Shepshed (Leicestershire) Council By-Election Result:LAB: 32.8% (+14.9)RFM: 31.3% (-13.6)CON: 23.1% (-2.4)RES: 6.4% (New)LDM: 3.2% (-3.4) GRN: 3.2% (-1.9)Labour GAIN from Reform UKBased restore splitting the vote
>>225524954egg to bean ratio all over the shop
>>225524988alri
>>225524984you wank to her often?
>>225524764jestermaxxing to another dimension of cringe
>>225525016Tobey is the one asserting dominance here. Nothing more dominant than marrying some random cuck to a woman you got to enjoy when she was in her prime. >heck yeah dude I sure enjoyed your future wife's pussy when she was in her 20s dude but anyway do you agree to take her in sickness and in health? sweet dude good for you anyway if you'll excuse me I gotta go bang the 21 year old I'm currently fucking but yeah you enjoy my ex-wife's sloppy seconds haha I sure I am glad I divorced that bitch but nah for you though? yeah she's a catch dude haha
>>225524970He’s a billionaire too
thinking about the cup of tea im gonna have soon and crying with joy
>>225523994
>>225525078worrying how realistic it's getting now
>>225525078He won't like this.
>>225525078aroused other men again award
hello allnew gimmick, name is spib
>>225525039astronomical levels of cope
right well that appears to be alysa liu sucking an average sized white willyai of course
>>225525105Feel free to address any of the points raised in the post rather than just saying "you're coping". You won't though.
>>225524998You either voting for the white man or against himThere's no vote splitting
>>225525113considering that i recognize your posting style and understand you only care about replies and attention i think you should simply kill yourself instead lol
Sex with Emma Watson that involves smelling her under parts.
>>225525078That’s actually illegal btw
>>225525144seethe
retired the spib gimmick now
gimmick idea: gay poorn
oops i raped my arse again
>>225525137i bet they smell super clean and not pooey at all
>>225525136So in response to an offer to have an open discussion where you explain your position your responses amount to: "cope", and "kill yourself".I accept your concession. Another discussion sewn up neatly. This will be my last post on the matter.
my freaking ps5 is arriving today !!!
>>225525165>doesnt deny that he's an autistic freak baiting lol
blud is buying outdated tech for hundreds of £s lol
Wish I had a cute gf mines just a bit munted Not completely ugly but definitely not pretty either
>>225525168ordered a fleece jacket tuesday and it still hasn’t arrived the bastard gay poorn couriers
>>225525179you're probably looksmatched
https://i.4cdn.org/fit/1792110643595753.mp4
>consoles in 2026lmfao
Big things happening on Asian twitter
>>225525194please be an after and before please please please
>>225525180what one lad? been scoping out a new fleece myself
>>225524879screamthat's something os grim about middle aged alchies and fuck im kinda that
>>225525168get ingot gta 6 preordered for £60 yesterday me
>>225525194
>>225525218South Koreans are a solid contender for the wimpiest people on earth. Look at their suicide rates
~ I'm a little umpot short and stout ~
>>225525224nothing too fancy for me, something i can at toil and at home really
bloke in his 30s btw
>fleecejacka
I be raping niggas
I'm 29 actually
Mental Hao
elderly millenial
perpetual rape
>>225525277zoom zoom
>>225525123>You either voting for the white man or against him>There's no vote splittingMaking Labour win by splitting the British nationalist vote is literally vote splitting you retard
vision's finally starting to go, been seeing double for the past few days
>>225525300She'd be better looking if she hadn't overdone it with the hair and makeup
Left ballberg right ballstein and ballsackowitz getting ready for vicetoil
>>225525192We are but I can still dream can't I?
>>225525277fUCKoFFlITERALcHILD
gone from feeling indifferent to straight up disliking the people i work with
>>225525303Reform don't even believe in the English people or care about ethnic replacementThey're not nationalists
>>225525300Tonight is a fucking odd name
>>225525336id say that dream will just incur frustration and possible harm to your gf so perhaps not
>>225525345work with my best friend me it's good fun
diego the type of “nigga” to put on a fake cockney accent
Any "drink Emma Watson's diarrhea" man in?
>>225525350So you'd rather Labour win because Reform aren't far right enough. This retard infighting is why leftists fail
just watched a few videos of muslims sperging out after being tricked because someone reads them a quote from Netanyahu about how shagging kids is ok which they deplore but it turns out the quote is from their prophet lol
>>225525345people i work with pass shit to me all the time and say "im not technical". bitch you work in a senior tech role
i used to be on the side of defending video games from boomers, but looking back on my own delinquency after playing the gta games as a kid, it makes me think we all know deep down that jack thompson and his ilk kind of had a point
With that new Tesla thing I reckon Indians will buy it in droves so they can recreate Bollywood scenes
inhaling waitrose napoli salami
Buying clothes is so difficult. The line between looking gay or runtish is so thin
>>225525512speed running bowel cancer
So I heard they're banning the porn again
>>225525536it needs to be done i'm afraid
been shadow banned again
whenever i'm browsing online for clothes i always get distracted by the women modelsnot even looking for womens clothes
>>225525520if its any consolation you're probably a scrawny little runt so all clothes look shite on you
>>225525548like your ancestors, who were shadow banned to australia
watched that Silo tv show. its very good.
>>225525450That thinking is what got us the Boriswave
im a cute girl
for instance, was just looking at quiksilver for some runtclothes and got distracted by the woman on the leftnot quite sure what that thing on the right is
>>225525580No, that makes no sense. Boris Johnson got us into the Boris wave, nothing else. You would rather Labour win over Reform because of something the Tories did. You shouldn't be allowed to vote
>>225525589hellooo ;)
>>225525589post your vagina darling x
>>225525564
release the mumstein files
>>225525405hs?
what does hs mean anyway
Give poo Emma.
For the perfect bacon sandwich you need brown sauce buttered white bread and bacon ok and you put the brown sauce on it then sprinkle over very finely ground Frazzles then you close the sandwich and you eat it
>>225525637homosexual sucking
>>225525637hstikkytokky
>>225525637obvious bait
>>225525596>quiksilver Is it 2002?
for me its red sauce dont care for brown
>>225525561strange, vicious lie
>>225525656he looks 40 years old
salad cream on my bacon sandwiches
wait lads hear me outbacon and eggs on toast
in my early 30s and havent experienced a single thing related to aging whats up with that
me? right now? why, doing a poo of course
>>225525689aging only happens to those who experience life
>>225525689severe pussy deficiency
>>225525708so by your logic i can be 80 years old and feel 20 because i didnt "touch grass"makes sense (not)
>>225525708dunelm
>>225525719
>>225525719true they drain your life force by sucking it through your knob
>>225525719are you upset that im older than you yet i dont have any back pain or eye sight issues? lol
>>225525741what if you wear a johnny?
I'm always told I look young but I don't see it. I look wrinkly when I see myself in the mirror
making egg fried rice
>>225525751It's called being polite
>>225525743i'm actually also in my early 30s and in a similar situation so i should know what i'm talking about lad!
>>225525660
i’m in my 30s too…….
In the UK a Milky Way candy bar is called a Mars bar, a Three Musketeers is called a Milky Way bar, and they don't even have actual Mars bars.
>>225525764haha alright fair enough
Steven Dawson is 54 years old, which he is anyway and all that
>>225525603And Nigel will bring us the NigelwaveWhy not, Ranjeet from utter Pradesh is a much better immigrant than Pavlov and certainly more British Straight from the horses mouth Not on my conscience
is pussy deficiency realshould i be worried
don't like how the yanks sometimes refer to republicans as the "GOP". it's like calling the conservatives "tories" but contrived and not as charming
>>225525777The Mars bar was invented in Slough, England, in 1932 by Forrest Mars Sr.
>>225525785And rupee lowe will give us rupeewave
freddo frog as invented by frederick frog 1st baronet
>>225525794Right well that's rorke boxed up and shipped to the moon
and what of the Kemiwave
might imbibe some beer this evening
mad how they named a chocolate bar after sir milky way
a liberal democrat of moles just ran past my smelly bedroom
im 100% buying one of those new Tesla rocket cars
>>225525761everyone seems surprised to hear I'm as old as I am though
>>225525814same if my mum is dead by 2028 and i have my inheritance money
lovely name frederickdefinitely will be my son's namecan short it to freddie as a kid then transition into the professional fred for his adult life before moving on to the wise and solemn frederick in his old agelovely
Just heard about the school shooting in America
>>225525777>they don't even have actual Mars barswe do. they're top left of your image
keirwave dematerialises into thin air
rank these in order from worst to bestmars bars, planet mars, bruno mars
>>225525777>you know what they call a Three Musketeers in Paris?>a royale with milk
>>225525838no
>>225525779i heard he did 9/11 and all that
>>225525839s
bought opioids when i really should've got some ketamine in. ent done k in yonks
>>225525814will be banned here cos of woke
>>225525824great post
mashallah!!!
>>225525859give your tv a clean you scruffy bastard
>>225525859why did you use your tv to wipe your arse after you got bummed
no one cleans their fucking tv stop looking for problems
wonder which was the first game to have new game plus
My God! The covenant of thy love/Abides for ever sure;/And in its matchless grace I feel/My happiness secure.
good isnt it when animals are mates and they hang out together like normal human people
>>225525843
>>225525906very easy to find out
>>225525916
my machine :)
I live in country Durham and will be voting restore tyvm
>>225525906really old, NES games had NG pluses which i think was inherited from arcades
>>225525918shan't
>>225525937will be voting greens to cancel your vote out
>>225525936what does it do?
>>225525949bend metal into all sorts of silly shapes
>>225525936is that your bender?
>>225525928chicken jockey
>>225525948b-b-b-based
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1792104271932441.mp4
completely mental that there are people in swden just going about being swedish bending metal occasionally
illegal to have a wank in burnhams britain
>>225525959it is my bender, love benders me (professionally speaking)
Can you help us find Jordan?Jordan, aged 15, was last seen in Umina on Thursday, 8 October 2026.
>>225525980more than occasionally, my vocation is a benderbit of a lifestyle really
>>225525982if you watched that kind of thing you should be arrested and punished retrospectively
>>225525972whys there a poo on the floor then
Can you help us find Phoebe?Phoebe, aged 17, was last spoken to via social media on Wednesday 7 October 20226.She is known frequent Rankin Park, Surry Hills, north St Marys, Sydney’s CBD, Kings Cross, and Telopea.
>>225525982Why not just ban porn wholesale instead of trying to arbitrarily decide what is and isn't moral enough to be included in commercialised sex
>>225526010It's India.
>>225526012bet she listens to nirvana
why are there so many missing children in australia?
>>225526028antipodean faustian spirit
>>225525961the cinema hooligans shouting this did make me laugh
>>225526028australia has produced some of the worst nonces the world has ever seen, it's an epidemic.
>>225526028kangaroos kidnap them
it's not even wrong if she's 17
Can't even have a fake incest wank in this shithole country but browns will marry their actual blood related cousin and have little inbred paki kidsmental MENTAL!>>225526045you and your dad haha
>>225526003That's obviously the idea but an outright porn ban might get SOME pushback. They'll just keep banning random categories until it's just impossible to comply with for any porn hosting website
>>225526028don't worry, they'll come back. oh wait that's boomerangs
i only watch normal porn like the missionary parts of gdp
what about porn where the woman wears a school uniform
>>225526063
>>225526045I've seen some mad news from australia. nonces being interviewed in the street. men barking like dogs. teens eating slugs. lorries running over police and the man videoing it going to jail. politicians fuming about crocodiles. mad stuff
>>225526054
>>225526073yeah you like the illegal rape porn do you?
>>225526075my headcanon is that she's actually in her 20s but she got held back several times because she's a spacker. that's why she has to fuck her teachers to get good grades
【胸糞】英国史上最大の闇、移民グループによる「1400人少女集団レイプ事件」の凄惨すぎる実態が再注目され大炎上イギリス北部(ロザラム等)>11〜14歳の白人少女達がパキスタン系グループに組織的搾取される>15時間超の集団レイプや「舌をテーブルに釘付けにする」等の残虐拷問が横行>警察は「人種差別」と批判されるのを恐れ、被害届を長年無視・隠蔽>2025年以降、イーロン・マスク氏らが裁判記録をXで拡散し大論争に>政治的配慮で数万人規模の被害が見過ごされた「多文化主義の敗北」として物議
>>225526090https://youtu.be/1i739SyCu9Ivideo always makes me laugh
sorry i don't speak chinky
>>225526125was just saying this at the sake bar
>>225526125chicken katsu and a miso soup please bossman
>>225526125これでシコしますか日本人さん?
>talking about incest porn>jap flag shows up
>>225526125Translated
>>225526127the edit with the oblivion combat music kicking in as soon as he starts talking about crocodiles gets me
>>225526125Herro!
>>225525917Brazenly showing his pride at masterminding the attacks and all thatSo disgraceful need him in Guantanamo bay
I was asking the guy about the antihistamines and he didn't answer
Forever seeing indians and pakis commenting “one day my life” on videos of LondonWe do just genuinely need to start grinding them down into fucking mince or it’ll never ever stop
a prayer for the women of piddington
what was that yellow telly-tubby called again? chinky winky?
decided I'm going to make the world's greatest burritos, need to learn how
>>225526233laa-laa
>>225526013they're working their way up to it
can't believe they killed ann wickham
Why are Asians so bad at English is it their stupid weird symbols
can't believe they killed ann summers
>>225526262I hate women
>>225526262mad how i can respect the body but the face is just ugh
>>225526125これだから日本から出て言って欲しい 奴等昼間だろうが 子供がいても欲望だけ
rape mode activated
13
>>225526262back and waist erotic
>>225526291>>225526298um
>>225526125初耳ですねんんんいかんいかん
some people call me the gangster of love
women on the apps shamelessly asking me to buy them jewellery. is this what it all is?
>>225526284But enough about what women think of you
>>225526262handsome fella
>>225526262coin flip from being this fella >>225526162mad how such a little thing can change the entire direction of someone's life
>>225526320stop asking questions and just get it bought lad
>>225526329women like my body?? KAWAII
>>225526320tinder is now rife with a certain type of more respectable prostitution in the form of women who openly say they'll only match with/fuck blokes who'll pay for them to live
>>225526262would need at least 30 of those little yellow fellas to pull me off her
>>225526352this is what burnham wants to take away from you
>>225526358does it make you a vf to not want to do this?
>>225526385Unless you're in the financial bracket they're targeting then your opinion on the matter doesn't really matter.
genuinely despise everyone except anglos
rain came down all red like my eyes are
donny about to fire that bimbo press secretary
>>225526404they're asking me because I am and I look like I am
>>225526385no m8, it' not every bird on there but there's lots of them now. they use phrases like 'expect princess treatment' and 'accustomed to the finer things in life'. if some moneyed bloke is up for that then good on them i spose. not for me though.
>>225524726something so specifically 90iq 2000's about thinking that sweat is fat physicality leaving your body and working out in the heat to sweat more
>>225526420you ain't the guy pal
I LOVE GODI HATE MY SINI LOVE GODI HATE MY SIN>>225526412dutch are alri when they not talking too much or being too stingy
>>225526412this but japanese
>>225524764mmhmm
>>225526423bizarrely it leaves your body as CO2 in the breath. Always thought that was odd, like it feels like it should be turned into energy or something but no it gets turned into CO2 that you breathe out.
>>225526412this but the most belligerent misogynist inbred radical extremists from africa and the ME
Weird to think that even a century later steam is still one of the best ways to generate electricity and the innovation is in how we make steam
>>225526432dutch are ok i suppose compared to others but most europeans detest us as well as the rest of the world so i only like anglos ok anglos from england and maybe the ones from down unda
>>225526421they don't even look good to demand that
>>225526470australians are worse than dutchi agree no one is like us tho but irish (when they're not seeing freaks) and dutch are the closest imo
>>225526458you're right but my asperger's commands me to point out wind solar and hydro don't make steam to produce electricity
just constantly feeling like picrel no matter the time of day
australia is less than 50% anglo
>>225526458if they ever crack fusion it'll be used to make steam to turn a turbineonly 20 years away btw
>>225526493sorry mate they discontinued Asperger you just have autism now
>>225526479>usyou're not part of the team
>>225526493>winddry steam>solarheat is half of what makes steam>hydrocold steam
>>225526506wut
>>225526502more of an anglo-celtic nation
>>225526533>anglo-celtic nationThe word is British. Anglo-celtic is just a dumb way of saying British.
>>225522903
>>225526533australia is 66% anglo-celtic
>>225526493Yeah that's why I said one of>>225526503Well they already do it with fission so why change it
>>225526569>Well they already [produce nuclear energy] with fission so why change it [to fusion]?Well fission uses uranium as fuel, which is itself radioactive, and produces toxic radioactive waste as a byproduct. Fusion uses hydrogen as fuel, and doesn't produce radioactive waste.
COCK!
would you rather have a penis in your mouth or two penises in your arse
>>225526632>>225526632>>225526632
>>225526625penis in my mouth please mate
>>225526625[the obvious reply]
