harvey ate all the sweets edition
Got bowed legs to be honest lads
>>225527934
All women should be arrested
too early, chud
>>225527951mad how fit rachel mcadams was in that film
>>225527913Moggs me
>>225527959They all were. Sad that we're not allowed to sexualise teenagers any more. Woke took it away from us.
>>225527959You like her lesbian sex scene where a girl spits in her mouth?
>>225527913OofJan(wo)man will not be liking this if (s)he sees this
>>225527913actually in awe that one can get so big
pls come /brit/bros>>225527492>>225527492>>225527492
My new Oral B IO electric toothbrush certainly seems to have caused some consternation!
why is choking porn banned but not rape porn???
>>225528006not our place to be there. we will not be participating.
>>225527982sc
hairlinestein having an absolute laugh
>>225528045This is no laughing matter young man
>>225528071it's the thinning for me. i dont even ask them to touch the top at the barbers anymore as it refuses to grow more
>>225528006no you never reply to me
>>225528069wtf is Gerry Adams doing there
what's the plan this weekend then? except your beloved "steamingtoil" i mean.
>>225528114they tried to get someone from the Addams family but there was a mix-up
so here we all are thenall the lads
>>225528119Going for a little hike if the weathers alri
>>225528125screaming
>>225528119going to a mates house tomorrow eve with a few other people to watch horror films and drinkSunday the toilfu is coming over for dinnerpossibly the most FONT weekend I've had in years
Reform zogbots are crying about Restore splitting the vote, like Restore voters would even vote for Reform
>>225528119what is this steamingtoil
>>225528031real incest is banned too. bit sad innit
>>225528156go on big chief
i know they're a separate country but i don't see the irish as being any different from us
only 30yo and already so bored of lifemad how many decades i probably have left to live
>>225528106i literally give (You)s to everyone that posts there
>>225528180So a lass cant even say daddy now? What tyranny is this
wanking myself off
>>225528031oi mate, you got a loicense for that wank?
could go and see the Elizabeth Homes fillum in the cinema by myself
>>225528207illegal now
>>225528194Its better when you have a fulfilling job, disposable income, a loving partner or children
>>225528180no. we shouldn't be shagging our family members
>>225528211not out here for another month
>>225528211im definitely gona see itlooks hype as fuck
>>225528069One must be very wary of goth girls or suffer the consequences
>>225528238right well it would appear I won't be doing that thenwhy can't they just release it here at the same time? It's just 1s and 0s
>>225528246because woke
>>225528220spiritually dead existence
might go for a90 minute sleep
if they can ban certain porn like this, why don't they ban online racists?
>>225528265Disagree
>>225527977How Cody feels pulling up to /brit/
>this is an anglo saxon woman (biological female)grim
>>225525408Um
*googles elizabeth holmes*just some woman who stole money. yeah wow bet that's a riveting film
The war in Ukraine takes a heavy toll on the women of Russia, they're forced sate their cravings in the most despicable of ways.
lads would you be annoyed if you booked a meal for your birthday and gave enough notice for people to make plans and then 10 days before someone says they will show up an hour late as their gf couldn't get the day off work so they will rock up about the same time everyone else has already eaten?then a follow up, would it annoy you if they showed up and ordered a meal?
>>225528289strong sons
fuck it lets go bowling
>>225528300people dont care because its elizabeth holmes they care because its nathan fielder
explosion warning on google maps. very rare
what gets me is that people who have a spouse and kids stop caring about anyone else. I'm a sexless virgin but I still have time to be polite to other people, strangers, but once someone has a family suddenly it's them and theirs, fuck everyone else. Yeah why bother being polite or courteous when you've got a family at home who love you unconditionally? Heaven forbid you treat a stranger (me) with a bit of courtesy yeah? FUCK YOU.
Imagine buying a GPU and then they just switch this on by default so some Indian at a call centre just has a backdoor lmao
>>225528301Mad what lighting and make up can do
>>225528297cor
>>225528301alri that's itI'll have the nap and dream about her x
>>225528319>lough neagh>loud niggaum
>>225528319must have been a bangor
>>225528303Yes x
wanking in a post-truth world
>>225528346weirdo
>>225528328The actual backdoors are at the hardware level lad. If you think you or any consumer has the option to toggle them on/off I've got a bridge to sell you.
horrendously stained my counter with turmeric
>>225528328why would i need to imagine that when you're showing me that it actually exists you fucking retard
>>225528319>lisburnI fort u was in Portugal
>>225528289can't remember if she was the one with the bush in GOT
>>225528328wtf had no idea this was in there
listening to some CLASSIC lizzo
>>225528418i like that one where she's like "im a fat bitch but i still get sausage"
>>225528418she has always been shitethehip hop equivalent of adele
>>225528436oh yeah adele is famously dogshitoh no wait the opposite of that
>>225528418The nightingale has a lyre of gold, The lark's is a clarion call, And the blackbird plays but a boxwood flute, But I love him best of all
mumberg is such a stupid bitch its unreal
caturday eveget them posted
>>225528475i love whatever breed of cat this is
>>225528403nah not really she's actually the pink haired manic pixie girl from HARREH POTTAH
>>225528436Diego what is your view on the modern opinion that AI is better than God and it's like a new religion
when mum buys pizza for dinner
>>225528484dont know why joanne wrote her as a blatant lesbian then forced her to marry the most boring man on earth
If it takes forever...
>>225528503
>>225528477Cant afford
>>225528477thats not how warranties work
>>225528523feeling sad now :(
>>225528523fuck you
>>225528489only atheists would say ai is better than god but that doens't even make sense cos if god existed then god would be infinitely better than aiso by that logic for an atheist a rock is "better" than god by existingit's aboslutely a new religion but this is an old thingas chesterton says When men choose not to believe in God, they do not thereafter believe in nothing, they then become capable of believing in anything
>>225528522How was she a blatant lesbian. She was a performative rebel with daddy issues that married someone unsuitable (werewolf)
>>225528523That episode insists upon itself
>>225528489AI answers questions and God doesn't. Also God kills innocent newborn babies ok
>>225528503u want to shag ya mum
thinking about lil chris this friday lunchtime
>>225528574what if God is real but humanity ran out of tokens :/
>>225528522joanne hates lesbians matethere's like 10 fag couples for every dyke couple in the entire franchiseeven the strongest wizard in the history of the entire wizarding world (albus) was a knobgobblerstraight women like her fantasise faggotry the same way straight men fantasise dykery. it is what it is.
>>225528582>Ch-ch-ch-Checkin out
>>225528582wank in the toil bogs is it?
to them being manly means having bad manners and playing video games
>>225528503get a grip
>>225528574most intelligent atheist
>>225528503Not allowed anymore
what do we think of swedish girls then?
>>225528625if God was great he would make a woman have sex with you ok
of the age where i need to buy a nose hair trimmerlike the amazon up in there
>>225528640why explain the logical steps here
gods plan for diego: be miserable and make boring posts
happy friday to everyone except madeline mccann
https://youtu.be/gpLC_ELulygRorke's pov after I zap him with the permanent running-faster curse
>>225528659you're a good Christian who believes in himthis doesn't match 99% of society but he's making them have sex
>>225528663reminds me its time to feed her
>>225528644scream had one for many years
>>225528639never met one
>>225528644you need the hair to filter shit out, mate
>wake up>weigh myself>77.10kg>Go for a poo>weight myself again>77.20kgWhat the fuck lads how is this even possible?
as a parnk we should get deegsy a gf lol with a flat tmumy
>>225528669so maybe sex isn't the be all and end all? and almost as if the bible talks about this wud i prefer to have sex? sure wud i prefer not to be a sinner? 1000000%%% way more
>>225528671
>>225528475The berg from my hood>>225528691But they make my nose all itchy and get full of nasty snot.
when you go on the apps what type of girls are you looking for because dont think youre going to find fellow autists on hinge
>>225528738A poo went back up your bum
was reading about people who get abducted and they sometimes cry when their captors are arrested because they have come to see them as their real family
>>225528690So you've never experienced this then?
>>225528738pooed on the scale
>>225528738probably so fat you didn't notice you took a chocolate bar in while you pooed
>>225528764what is your government doing about the hordes of 'mass rioting everywhere?
>>225528781That looks fucking awkward, just sit there as a load of women dance around you
>>225528119just steamingtoil, i'm afraid
>>225528788Not fat mate I'm hench
>>225528799You prefer something like this then? No audience.
>>225528778even the men?
Feel that people who aren't that mentally ill and kill themselves are pathetic honestly. I know that's not a nice thing to say, but there are plenty of people with worse lives than the ones who top themselves who just get on with it and don't die a fucking failure.
Diego is really bent isn’t he
>>225528834Yes. Also in the other webm none of those women had sex with that man, it's all a performance, the women are doing it to make themselves look good and to show off to other women.
just had an old-school Indian scam caller there. a classic. wasted a few minutes of his time but cba doing the whole ragebaiting shit
>>225528119might go for a slight variation of steamingtoil and do poosteamingtoil
>>225528860he's always had a zesty vibe about him
>>225528837didn't read about any men who have been abducted because that's never happened
>>225528877yes it has all the time in fact
>>225528864Pretty sure the chosen men were shagging at least one of the dancers, mate. It's not like they were chosen randomly.
>>225528901makes the amerimutts seethe with the fury of a thousand suns, this does
>>225528901this is kinda gross to me idk why
guys what’s a good PlayStation game
>>225528912>a thousand suns
>>225528901how i be moving with a Cornetto
>>225528919because there's a woman involved
>>225528901looks painful
>>225528948project on
>>225528925Good lad
>>225528929>>225528948sc
why does he keep posting sluts from his country
>>225528948done him
fucking hell its roasting
>>225528991no it's not
doing a little rorke dance
she likes playing with the head
>>225529021She said 'like' about 100 times
>>225529021utterly meaningless webm
>>225529021she flapped the explanation but she's right
>>225529021same
GET THE FUCKING YOUTUBE FEE PAID
doing a watchhttps://youtu.be/k7HXFufaPtA
might have a chinese hour, thoughts?
>>225529104what would that entail
So, whats the final verdict on Malfoid?
>>225528793Don't know, I don't particularly care, already got plenty to deal with and think about.
>>225529021looks like ab unny rabit
>>225529118…不愿透露
On the cans, steaming.
>>225529130me when my manager asks if I have an additional bandwidth
>>225529123grow up
kek i am absolutely fucked
>>225529171me when my life
it's a game of two halves isn't it
i'm so anhedonic i can't even watch films without getting bored so i take opioids to enhance the experience, and it's great fun but unfortunately it means i almost immediately forget everything that happens in aforementioned films
>>225529202woketer breaks made it a game of four quarters
Ok i'm done with drugs nowtime to sort my life out
I had a poo just now
Is this new AI decompilation thing a big deal?Videogame and software piracy already existed before, i don't get what does this change.
The idea of a fee just to watch Youtube is fucking mental
the toil freaks do be finishing up they last minute tasks lool screaming
>>225529252don't know x
>>225529168something very wotanic about this
>AI decompilationno such thing
just started raining
>Mother of Henry Nowak's killer is to be freed from prison under Labour's early release scheme - after she was locked up for removing murder weapon
>>225529296livestream it
>>225529168gabber sovl
concerning post. forwarding to his employers
>>225529309They're saying she's going to be deported on release
Some of you are alright. Don't come to Aldi tomorrow.
tfw you live long enough to see tilde become a frogposter
>>225529168Euro chav
>>225529348dyrbi
heard that greta thumberg is in france, love her.
>>225529348Yeah im sure that will happen :)
>>225529348who is they? wishful thinkers?
Fuck sake Leftypol sort it out man
working 8 hours on a Saturdayit's not right
>>225529405That's what I call my green thumb
>>225529433maybe the internet was a mistake
>>225529433Femboy licensing agency or trading standards need to take a look at this
>>225529448toilberg has done you in
>>225529433nigga thats a fembloke
>>225529433/brit/ not /advert/
>>225529433a 1 viewer Runescape streamer is so obscure that i can only assume you actively searched for this
fem’nigga’
>>225529468you have to wonder how long he spends looking for things to get mad about
i don't use AI because it just seems dishonest
>>225529507can you elaborate more on that statement?
>>225529511this the cover of his new album?
Drinking rum
>>225529433All God's children deserve our love
>>225529511
>>225529433
>>225529533d trump: the boss ll
glod
>>225529422Your mum that's who, ditsy old cow
>>225529433Hob really let himself go
Imagine if we all protested like the french do.
>>225529511Pics that go hard in the HOA Facebook group
Not seen Jeff in a while
>>225529021cute retard
>conservatives in the 80s and 90s: "violence and pornography leads to a break down in morals and increased spousal abuse">leftypol then "shut up virgin sex is empowering">30years later leftypol "we need to ban violent pornography it leads to violence"
>>225529518like you're not using your own words or skills to do something so it's dishonest
need to be using ‘insofar’ more methinks
Will be spending the next two and a half hours trying to explode toilstein with my mind for daring to suggest I do work on a Friday afternoon. Lend me your power.
>>225529611*looks up the political affiliations of the people who most regularly commit spousal abuse*
all porn except gay porn should be outlawed
>>225529433average RS3 player
>>225529641Rorke raped
>>225529641don’t think being a football fan is a political opinion lad
>>225529611life do be like that
>>225529623But you're not claiming to use your own words or skills?
>>225529656If they outlaw gayporn they outlaw my life
So has anyone actually got a good answer as to why I weigh 100g more after doing a poo?
just not really feeling it today.
>>225529623try using it to develop your own ideas instead of using what it gives you think of it like a more useful search engine otherwise i agree with you it seems completely pointless and horrible
>>225529739miscalculated scale
>>225529739yeh
Were all these Russel brand accusations made around the same time by women who didn't know each other? Bit of a coincidence
all porn is gay if you think about it
>>225529739don’t know, hope this helps x
Missed my chance to be a femboy
back from my walk through towneveryone just looks so depressedno one is smiling, laughing. no one is even talking to each other
>>225529775Just can't take accusations seriously that are reported two decades later
>>225529797think your town needs some boat people
>>225529797Nothing to smile about in their lives
>>225529797did you talk to anyone? had a smile on when walking about?
>>225529808it just got a shitload of wogs in the last 5 yearsfrom 0% to like 5-10%
>>225529816nothing to smile about me
why would rj mitte kill himself now with gta 6 on the horizon?
>>225529797W O R T H I N G
>>225529807Want to fuck this rabbit something rotten
>>225529797>no one is even talking to each otherThis isn't Balamory mate people don't just stop and chat to strangers
>>225529816no of course noti'm a chudbut i expected other people to be happier than meseems like they're finding it even worse than me
>>225529641Islamism?
>>225529739poo vortexdark energy manifests in the void create by the recent poo
>>225529837yeah what a spastic lmao
still in the toil mines, but I will be free
remember when the biology teacher gave me lunchtime detention for saying retard ?
>>225529916nigel farage be like
>>225529827Don't think there's ever been a more destructive visa than the care worker visaIt was so effective at getting the lowest iq least scrupulous third worlders into the least diverse parts of the country it can only have been intentional
>>225529611screaming
someone just volunteered me for something and i have no idea what it wasthe prick
>>225529924yeah and you shagged her rotten
>>225529950mumberg just trying to get you out the house lad
>>225529916Two reform voters after successfully convincing people not to "split the vote"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxX-tyfFn2cgoing for a shower.
i'm very powerful and wise
>Jennifer Hart (38) and her wife, Sarah Hart (38), killed themselves and their six adopted children: Ciera (12), Abigail (14), Jeremiah (14), Devonte (15), Hannah (16), and Markis (19). Jennifer intentionally drove their sports utility vehicle off a cliff, killing everyone in the family.The lezzers as it were
>>225530008good work
i am very whimsical and aloof
back in the 00s it was unusual to be a virgin at 20. nowadays it's common to be a virgin at 30. mad that.
>>225530007>>225530026not though are you
>>225530046common for men, sure
>>225530062you just made a very powerful and wise enemy
right that's moajrity of the work done fo rthe day >>225530046holy cope
>>225529845Kek I am near there. Once say an old junkie trying to fight loads of young lads and shouting that they killed his brother and that they weren't allowed in his house any more. They seemed to find it quite funny. Pretty sure it was some county lines shit. Properly grim.
>>225530089maybe in a few decades it will be common to be a virgin at 50 like you
>>225530046>watch a film from the 90’s>the loser character has a fit gf, decent office job, friend circle etc >hes like a bit awkward and not rich or something
Fucking Uber eats delivery driver jeet was scrolling on his fucking tiktoks as he was delivering my food. These people have no souls
lost my virginity at 18 during first year at unididn't try, it just happened
>>225530062you just made a very whimsical and aloof friend
>>225530117and boomers thought this was the worst thing ever
Are there any Fish N Chips charities?It should be a human right to be able to have it at least once every month and a half
>>225530127You were raped?
>>225530119you're scrolling 4chan at work
>>225530155a little bitshe was older than me and was buying me drinks at the barthen she dragged me out by the hand
>>225530164Get her reported
>>225530089you're a virgin though?
*looks around for my mind*
>>225530164die, chad
>>225530008Why dey do dat
>>225530211me when my mate Chad says "one dice"
>>225530197yup
>>225530231sc
>>225530231sensible brad.gif
>>225530231Kek
*goes around /brit/ chopping off virgin bwcs to sell to african witch doctors to use in potions*
>>225530231
>>225529943Whats crazy is its all run through agencies that facilitate bringing people over and garnish their wages and all kinds of shit
Getting so many matches and messages on tinder had to disable notifications
>>225528738water/liquids are very heavybest time to weight yourself is immediately out of bed because you're the most dehydrated from pissing/sweating/lack of drinkingextremely high chance that your weight first thing will be the lowest weight of the day
>>225530150Would unironically canvas for this
you lot would've loved 190
>>225530348I unironically know 190 irl
>>225530348He was a freak10 years ago this guy posted here10 years ago I posted hereIt was a different time
>>225530274nigga looks like a dmt jester made flesh
just saw a flying car
>>225530274Ghoulish
the ai agents have infiltrated my computer
>>225530310>immediately out of bed because you're the most dehydrated from pissinghmm
>>225530395
>>225528159Yeh, I don't gey how anyone is splitting a vote, its not their vote, and I'll be voting for Lowe. Reform is finished, I feel.
>>225530274the face of evil
>>225530327Thanks for being on board. When's the last time you had it?
>>225529739low quality scales100g difference is probably well within the tolerance of domestic weighing scalesnext time you should take your poo from the toilet and weigh it on some kitchen scales
