cabeg edish
>>225534720Disabledberg
>>225534720you're disabled
>>225534752leave him alone
>>225534751Jeet pits
>>225534752All banger posts
>>225534751Is she that one that killed herself? She's hot.
>>225534675i agree you seem to be one of them x
>>225534752
i have the power of god and anime on my side
Very important poll:https://strawpoll.com/PKglevRXEZphttps://strawpoll.com/PKglevRXEZphttps://strawpoll.com/PKglevRXEZp
truth is, I thought i'd heard the news. i thought I'd heard the news that mattered. but does it bollocks? not compared toRIP
utterly insaneincest porn is everything
>>225534823poisoning this with fake answers x
sing the theme toon write the theme toon
All hot women: kys immediately
he was desperate to have us use his new he posted it 10 posts early and took only 9 seconds between posting and linking. must have been all set up ready to link it in the old, it anxiously waiting for the new to actually post hoping nobody else beat him to it. what an achievement though everyone is now posting in his thread, he's done something with his day
>brits black swan eventhowling
>>225534844Does the UK have a big incest problem? it's weird they specifically target it.
got my arse, cock, bollocks, willy, bum and balls out
‘ incest porn is everything’ - rorke
>>225534866kiss*
nth for the gyaldem
I only find jewish women attractive
>>225534875incest is legal hereporn of incest is thoughever not
>>225534889burch twins sexo
>>225534823just not clicking this virus am I
Thinking about cold northern forests of ice and snow and ruminating wotanically
>>225534887And honestly? He's right.
>>225534903I love a big nose/tits combo
cute bank teller knows my financial situation.feels bad man
alri
Peel yourself off the sofa. It’s almost 7pm. You’re going to feeling peckish. Check the fridge, then the cupboards. You don’t really feel like cooking. Fine. Open the apps, scroll through it. Find a paki pizza shop. Only 6 quid for a kebab and chips. Yeah, good deal. Order your kebab and chips, get it delivered by an illegal migrant. Chomp it all down, tastes funny. You’ll regret it in the morning. The biomass funded, a body disposed of, the rape of Britain furthered, an artery clogged, a rape gang established. No clues gained.
burnham can't stop me watching bettie bondagehe could try if he wants but i'd kill him before i give up my mummy porn
>>225534956odd video
he posted the video again
if i don't poo before I drink I'll poo myself
where we're going, we don't need roads...
oh it ocdit crippling ocd
>>225534751W katie
wonder how many grotty thinkpads are being booted up as we speak
is it a good idea to get together with a girl who has a boyfriend who she then breaks up with to be with youi can't think straight on this one because she's really, really hot
4chan is an AMERICAN anime WEBSITE
>>225535008i have an asusi also have a thinkpad t480 but i just use that as a backup that has window on it in case i ever need it (never)
got the onion rings on in the ninja ovendo a little tidy and then relaxmaybe have a little wank
>>225535021uhhh yeah uuuuh idk uuhhhhdon't fucking know nigga i am INCEL
gingerpaedo posting sorority girls, gaudy negro-tier luxury cars and elon's newest jeetmobile all upgrades from the cathys of course
>>225535004illegal iconography
what would you do if you weren't afraid?
>>225535021assuming you like her why would it not be a good idea
>>225535021>is it a good ideathats relative
>>225535008im thinking of buying a cheap stinkpad not sure which one though
>>225535041gp (gay porn)
>>225535021you know the answer
at the company pissup got asked why don't I have a gf by the 25yo toil girlso I have that going for myself
>>225535049live, kappa
good thing those british twin pornstars are no longer workingthey'd be going to jail for what they were doing
>>225535077cache
>>225535008just switched the ideapad on me
>>225535049get a pilots license, it costs like 10k
kids screaming and shouting outside. need them all in their houses silently watching tiktok as they should be.
>>225535044is he yeah
>>225535100
>>225535106yeah
yhe binble
>>225535094
>>225535106yea he's been remarkably restrained
proper hungry for dinner all of a sudden. might need to watch the oven cooking to speed it up
>>225535134wonder why
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsZauX8gwxohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsZauX8gwxohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsZauX8gwxoso this happened
>>225535046u didn't see nuthin, all is well on /brit/ as in *q**str**
drinking as many cans as possible and hiding the empties in the cupboard before the gf gets back from yoga
>>225535175do they lez off
>>225535185I have no booze and I'm single
>>225535185how's she smell after
>>2255351752 trannies go round the outsideround the outside, round the outside
Have just been informed that there's an illegal image
They love their fucking lawnmowers in the summer and springThey love their fucking leaf blowers in the autumnAbsolutely sick of it, moving to New Mexi
GET OUT MY PUB
>>225535175why is she always with clown make up
>>225534798>>225534866
rabbit 1 tsukiyuki miyako
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>>225535214imagine thinking olivo rodrigo isnt fitu are gay af my g
why even not booze though
>>225535240
>>225535256you envy black men
>>225535256not into asianswrite it on my gravestone
>>225535215fake news
>>225535272?>>225535282she isn't asian shes' latin u gremlin
>>225535272bizarre projection
>>225535256You're too old to be talking like that mate
>>225535256Croatia might be one of the worst posters on /int/
>>225535298black men own your brain
should i cook my food in the air frier or the saucier?
did somebody say black men
>>225535272diego is black
>>225535325on the aga
balck men! balck men! balck men! balck men!
>>225535350ktihm
Last 2 webms were gingerpedo on vpn btw
>>225534720hehecaberg
almost passed out and died just now
Indian men and their white boys
>Do you have a loicense for that choking porn
heatherfungus is here
sup c'odie
eheheheheheheheh
black men, black men, black black black men, men, men
if you care about choking porn youre fucked in the headincest porn is vital though
when he has a very thick but short willysup chodie
>>225535240squaaaad
deegs from north weezy, known gangster and black man
wanking off should be illegal really, you can't do it without choking the chicken
>>225535443haha yeah def not me
>>225534875some government official confused it with incels which is the second biggest threat to the uk
sup with all the jfs
>>225535455
posted a black willie award
what's your excuse
says in my CVnever poster interracial porn award
>>225535513commonly known as "the belgian's dream"
right
Today in British history:Hindu-German ConspiracyThe earliest mention of a conspiracy for armed revolution in India appears in Nixon's Report on Revolutionary Organization, which reported that Naren Bhattacharya had met with the Crown Prince of Germany during the latter's visit to Calcutta in 1912.The Indian nationalists then in Paris had made plans to assassinate Lord Kitchener as early as 1911, but did not implement them. After the war began, this plan was revived, and Har Dayal's close associate Gobind Behari Lal visited Liverpool in March 1915 from New York to put this plan in action. He may also have intended at this time to bomb the docks in Liverpool. However, these plans ultimately failed. In addition, they also intended to target French President Raymond Poincaré and King Victor Emmanuel III of Italy. These plans were coordinated with the Italian anarchists and socialists.The German military attaché Captain Franz von Papen acquired $200,000 worth of small arms and ammunition through Krupp agents, and arranged for its shipment to India through San Diego, Java, and Burma. The ownership of ships were hidden under a massive smokescreen involving fake companies and oil business in south-east Asia. For the arms shipment itself, a successful cover was set up to lead British agents to believe that the arms were for the warring factions of the Mexican Civil War.British spies began to note and track outlines and nascent ideas of the conspiracy as early as 1911 and by 1915 the plot had already been infiltrated by British intelligence through Indian and Irish agents linked closely with the conspiracy. Another source, the German double agent Vincent Kraft, passed information about arms shipments from Shanghai to British agents. The cargo was seized by US customs.The Hindu–German Conspiracy Trial opened in 1917 in the United States was then the longest in American history.
had my onion ringsbloody shit reallystunk up my gaff for some bloody shit ringscould had a right proper bowl of porridgehoney and alleven a few berriesinstead i spaffed it all up the wall on some big man onion ring bullshiti am fucking bullshit and it makes me sick
>>225535513that’s deegys
>>225535513its not that big compared to some you see on blacked raw
yea im groyper
>>225535550i dont exercise
>>225535441>>225535350
>>225535589what website
down to 7c tonightall the redditors are moaning about how its going to be too lovely and crispthey want it muggy and humid, never below 17cthey make me fucking sickand so do you because you're one of them
>>225535623bottom right lad
looks like the jobbie i did this morning
>>225535583that's an sbc
>>225535642half poo half seal
>Medical records belonging to a man killed by a tiger at Yorkshire Wildlife Park may have been accessed "without a legitimate reason" by staff at Yorkshire Ambulance Service.why does this keep happening? are they showing off to their mates that they've got confidential access or something?
>>225535662>>225535642sc
>>225535443s
>>225535663i work for nhskeep getting emails about how naughty it is to access records without good reasonhow they'll flay any cunt they catchgetting a bit annoying at this pointso scared of a bad headline them
rode me new bike to the shop. very enjoyable.
>>225535642choc ice
>>225535684dr rorke
leftypol getting PIP for his toucans social anxiety
>>225535589should do this again, now that I'm rested on 5 hours sleep
>>225535722he's a porter or works on reception lad come on now
had an ingrown toenail and now my toe is all wrapped upwill probably hurt once the lidocaine wears off
>>225535550love this lad
Dr. Rorke, Colonoscopist
willow ryder wanktoil looms
>>225535769i would pull my trousers tightly behind me and not hide my bulge
>>225535513>circumcised It should be illegal to cut black willies. Need uncut black men to suck
>>225535513It CHANGED Rorkes mum
Dr rorke would risk his medical license just to prove his black assistant wrong
>>225535794??
nobody going to do anything about that image then is it just here to stay
often feel sorry for young people. imagine being a teenager nowadays.
doing a gay prawn dance
Dr Rorke "accidentally" injecting his Black and Asian patients with air bubbles
there was a bolivian maths teacher in america who got loads of kids to do calculus and the unions got mad at him because it showed them upthey made a film about the guy
>>225535813tranny janny needs time to finish wanking over it and give his dildo a rinse
i dont mean to burn any bridgesbut i can get enough of those bitches
gotta send a letter to my medical insurance such a bloody chore, don't even know how sending a letter works im going to have to ask claude
GTA VI might come to PC sooner than expected
Wish I could start my life over knowing what I do now :(
Black Cock Rising
>>225535870right. and this has... what, exactly, to do with british culture??
>>225535878Ariel rulz
playing kcd2 making me fall back in love with video gaming x
>>225535866Don't let Elon see this or he'll have a melty
>>225535918bit gay x
>>225535589Got State Capitalism
>>225534720Probably just put it down at that point right?
blud's in love with his playstation :skull:
>>225535907british education is also badwe need immigrants to fire things up not lazy britons
>>225534907Dont think thats true
got bored of celebrity traitors really probably won't watch tonight
>>225535942Give it a rest 'therpaedo
*ahem*Wish I could start my life over knowing what I do now :(
>>225535256Literally who
>>225535981well you can't so you just need to make the most of this life
remembering when i was younger and thought i might just be a late bloomer and that i could still pull it together lool
Why does Andy Burnham keep showing up in the ads of my YouTube videos? Is my tax money paying for this?
>>225535278This bint is rough her fake tits look shit too
>>225536006stop being a goy and use an adblocker
>>225535993gay porn star
Alright team could be an early night well I have been at toil all day and got woke up by catberg at 2:00 am and I have mental health problems
>>225535589Wasnt aristotle the chud not plato
What if you got isekai'd into the world of the elder scrolls what race/gender would you be and what would you do Personally I'd be a female dark elf and go around getting shagged
>>225536018It's YouTube on my TV, can't use an adblocker on there
>watch the acclaimed pride of the scottish people, 'still game'>they are absolutely fucking identical in every single way to a working class community in london (which I know firsthand), just with scottish accents>someone wandering in london could turn a corner and be teleported unknowingly to the world of still game and have zero idea, just assume for some reason the odd conversation they hear is between scottish people which is a bit unusualexplain why you feel that you're so different scots. even your neds are just chavs (which we don't have anymore)
what did i miss
>>225536059shut up bitch
feel embarrassed about the size of my vocabulary
I'll kill myself
>>225536058you can get a network level adblocker but I presume you're not the sole inhabitant of your house, dare I say your parents house, and cannot make this move
>>225536051to be honest id probably be a little grey imp
>>225536070what a puny little meal, are you a tiny woman.
>>225536118What do Argentinians eat
>>225536128
Miss the way things used to be
pukka pie (steak) and baked potato for tea!!!
>>225536118*jiggles your belly*
>>225536088ydn (you'll do nothing)
>>225536128how would he know
>>225536095Not an incel so dont know what that is sorry
>>225536051If I got to choose I'd probably pick a nord
why are women like this
So what happens if you use the word "milf"? Do you get thrown into prison?
might move to the third world
>>225536128Unironically shepherds pie but they call it pastel de papa
>>225536166>heh if you want to fuck me you have to fuck my mother firststrange
>>225536184based. I'm moving to Hawaii in January
>>225535960allowed to shag your cousinnot allowed to call someone your cousin who isnt your cousin while shagging them on video
>>225536042anyone who wrote before 1970 was a raging chud by today's standards
Argentinians stole the Cornish pasty and call it an empanada
lexi bellenow that was a porn whore
>>225536203Which island? Big > Kauai > Oahu > Maui imo
anyone know the name of this guyhe was on tucker carlson show but the youtube short doesn't have his name
Experience profound mortification concerning the magnitude of my lexicon.
>>225536209Spain invented the empanada actually, Argies stole it from us. Ours is like a massive pastie
>>225536227Oahu
burritos are a triumph although i overfilled one
Doesn't some evil billionaire bastard own like one of the big Hawaiian islands almost in its entirety and all the indigenous people have been forced to fuck off
is he really from spain or is it just an english expat
>>225536245Think that's zuckerberg
>>225536233Fresh cod empanadas from a good Spanish bakery are seriously underrated
>>225536245not sure but he should be killed if so
are zaz
Next month I’ll be completely debt free after starting out the year £10k in the redFeels pretty good desu
Rorke clapping and cheering at this one
>>225536245hawaii are a fugazi
Islam is right about one thing and it's women Hitler was right about one thing and it was Jews Makes you think doesn't it
>>225536245remember when the bbqd the islanders under the guise of electrical failure to displace them?
>>225536282believe disney made an entire film series on this
There's a government worker who's getting paid right now to watch every porn video on every website to see if a hand goes on a neck or if someone uses the word "daddy"
>>225536287have sex
>>225536276>32rough
>>225536241Awesome man Seems like a cool place to be a night owl
blacked was right about one thing and it's bbc sizes
>>225536310jokes on burnham i'd do it for free
>>225536313she looks younger than 32 desu
Punch the Monkey sub edition
vile mood. wish me willy still workedwish I was yonks younger and still had me life ahead of memight jump out the windoe
>>225536248Pirata but we moved here when I was a kid >>225536263Don’t like the cod ones but my local bakery does one with chistorra and peppers and it’s so lush
>>225536311No.
>>225536248He's on a VPN same as you
>>225536105more like a gay imp haha
>>225536351dunelm
>>225536332nah granny face
>>225536277how did you get in so much debt
wonder how he keeps track of it all
any doctors in?should I throw up or have hangover tomorrow?
Its not right having a northerner as PM It's like seeing a monkey in a suit
>>225536346no haras nada.
Yes David Ellison, American-Israeli billionaire who owns Oracle, Paramount, and is currently buying Warner Bros owns 98% of the island of Lana'iAll the indigenous Hawaiins were effectively intimidated, harassed, bullied into leaving the island or living on a pineapple farm that makes up the remaining 2% of the island.Ellison also donated vast sums of money to the IDF.
>>225536359Lost my job for a bit and had ‘pression and ended up living off credit cards after I blew through my savings
>>225536371in my experience the one does not cancel out the other
would like to be really skinny and gauntits auraful
>>225536371throw up. your entire body will thank you for it tomorrow and you will thank me for this post. dont let the poison sit in you all night
so the lady claiming russell brand raped her says she invited him to her hotel roomwomen can't accept having sex they later regret and have to claim to have been raped
reckon I've really done my back in now. I'm an unc for real now
>>225536409If you invite me into your house does that give me permission to rape you?
reading r/cirrhosis posts knowing fine well that i will probably end up like that and its still not too late to prevent it but i cant be bothered going without alcohol for even one night
>>225536409It's an izzat like jeets
TALKIN' BOUT: LOVE
>>225536426A hotel room is for sleeping or sex.
vibes are taking a steep downward turn
the cold nights are here which they are
>>225536393Rorke suddenly caring about indigenous people if it lets him be anti-semitic
>>225536393the GDP though
>>225536426yes
>>225536431love a bit of r/cripplingalcoholism me for same reason
>>225536426>opposite sex>hotel room what would you do in a hotel room with the opposite sex other than have sex?
ate too muchthree burritos was arguably too much for two people and i am but a single frail boy
Really i think we should believe all women about everything, why would they ever lie.this girl in my highschool claimed she could speak with her animals, i think the government should contact her.
Rorke raping the cleaning lady at the Travelodge after she came in his room to change the skid-marked sheets
prefer r/totallymanageablealcoholism
>>225536426chance would be a fine thing
>>225534720Cats are cuter disabled.
>>225536489if you cant speak with your pets you dont have a soul
me in japan
>>225536230Jimmy Dore
got the gay porn music on
'durrrr evry1 iz on vpn cuz i dunt kno wut dat flag' - tyrekwon jackson, louisiana (nigger)
>>225536512evillet that whale go free
>>225536444>>225536487If you read the transcript she said she believed he was gay
>>225536515thanks
>>225536530I'll take her word for it :)
>>225536530>she believed he was gayyeh she's bullshitting
>>225536517First day on /brit/?
>>225536488you'll balloon up into a large bulbous boy at this rate!
>>225536530so she invited him to a hotel room to do what?
he didnt like
>>225536526
>why yes i'll invite this self-confessed sex addict to my hotel room. just for a chat
Yeah absolutely mad how she thought he was battyman, who can't see the raw hetero energy this man has
>>225536549nomans from the trenches frfr
>>225536626this is literally what straight man used to dress like
>>225536530hasn't he always been a notorious shagger though? weren't the papers always on about him getting off with birds?