beautiful women edition
Fuck off fart slave
got bowed legs to be honest lads
decided on a kebab
pic unrelated
>>225538393i am 25 ok
halloween vs christmaswhich one mogs
got back paingot tinnitusand I'm only 30 LOL
>>225538449and my axe
bowelberg has brewed something foul within me and is petitioning the brain to release, but I won't allow it as I have just showered!
>>225538461Pretty fucking obvious
>>225538461christmas ok dumbass
>>225538465it over
>>225538439やりきた
>>225538457grow up little boy
>>225538471you're only delaying the inevitable
>>225538461how many halloween songs you know?
love me love mesay that you love me
>>225538461Christmas is more fun overall but it comes with a trade-off of having to work beforehand what with all the present buying and prep and shitHalloween is just a day spent at a friend's house drinking in some cheap costume i bought off Amazon
got the latest lance hedrick onwhat a big shaggable bloke i'd love for him to make me a coffee and maybe give me a headlock or something after you know like if he wanted to
>>225538439finna skippa
screaming at spastic yanks
>>225538484reckon if it were obvious i wouldnt have asked>>2255385065 off the top of my head
rambling mangambling man
>>225538538oh shut the fuck up
>>225538506https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1yXDcuwzpY
>>225538498
hannah fry had the most read wikipedia article in the uk yesterday ok
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>>225538504
>>225538461hmm the one no one cares about vs the national holiday where we all take time off and eat and drink to excess and swap presents
>>225538565why did she show her phd pussy?
>>225538565posh bint
uh oh melty
>>225538461Late October is the best time of year but Crimbo is literally when Jesus came and redeemed mankind
>>225538554blud forgot thriller exists
>>225538598youre thinking of easter mate
>wah wah i dont konw who famous hot pop star olivia rodrigo iswow congrats u incel
>>225538587what does that mean
>>225538598that was thanksgiving mate
I've heard /brit/ has a problem with my name... prepare for imminent rape.
>>225538598i'd like to be christian but jt bothers me that the nativity story is mostly fictiononly 2 of the gospels actually recount it so i suppose maybe you dont have to believe most of it to be a christian
>>225538578send this guy immediately
Will actively support Russia and assist in any way possible to destroy this paki jewish shit hole
>>225538635how is it mostly fiction
テスコでハンバーガーを買っていたら、実は馬肉が混ざってしまっていた。
>>225538635i think you'll find gospel means truth so it doesn't make sense that they contradict each other
nth for the baddiedem
>>225538414MHFTA
ristorante genuinely clears a £20 takeaway and its not even close
most of the new testament was written by a bloke who'd never even met jesusfanfiction at best
>>225538662why are his cheeks collapsing?
the monster mashgood halloween song
>>225538674most intelligent atheist
>>225538458how so
>>225538674if jesus isnt real, explain this
Walang tinatawag na aksidenteng pagdumi sa salawal. Lagi itong isang sadyang desisyon, tulad ng lahat ng bagay sa buhay!
>>225538559
Pth for the bligullybo
>>225538703ooh ee ooh aa aa ting tang walla walla bing bang
>>225538702
>>225538710seen her face recently
>>225538712guess he won't be in rush hour 3
>>225538666giddy up
are drone operators just sickos or whatwhy are they always deliberately dropping bombs on helpless wounded men
>>225538672why do you make these posts be honest
>>225538720Rorkes mum and her black bf
Going to walk to 7/11 and get an extra large diet pepsi big gulp as is my daily unemployed sadman ritual
>>225538647roman census didnt require you to return to your hometown and theres no evidence outside of Matthew for the massacre of the innocentsJesus was probably just born in nazareth
mould
>>225538744i imagine its personal for both sides now
rome was mystery babylon
>>225538743whats your mum doing right now
america is mystery babylon
>>225538763except biblical scholars believe it was a specific criteria for jews as the underclass of the region
>>225538783watching celebrity traitors with me
>>225538726goes hard on the filters doesn't she
cat and dog friendship raid
It was real. All of it.
>>225538807does she know youre trying to arouse strange men on the internet right now
>>225538743corrrrrrrrrrrrrr
The Halloween rap song gangbangers play around the campfire. https://youtu.be/fIrpLBShe1A?is=8zX7r2qqJqAhynfd
Diego has to go back to lilliput for the census
>>225538814mental she had it all but fucked it due to bad opsec
>>225538840saw a video like this recently but it wasnt a cat and dog it was a tiger and a human
his stim words have activated, hes going to be on this all night now
>>225538833s
>>225538565i like her but she made a video called “how Alan Turing would perform on celebrity traitors” and it gave me the ick
I'll just be a /sp/ manHockey... a white man's sport.
Take it to /an/ you vfs
>>225538799which scholars
LOVE shagging fat women!
still find it mad that rushia was sacked on the same day russia invaded ukraine
got the japanese lesbian rimjob porn on
got DOMS in my abs which means i will have a six pack soon
>>225538860me as the only woman in the brit team
>>225538654日本人はその肉をよく食べていて、馬刺しっていうんだalso you should use 買ったら because you didn't find out about the horse meat while you were in the process of buying it as if it was written on the label or a man told you when you picked it up
>>225538829what is it about the image that arouses you
>>225538893bbbased
>>225538917im not aroused but that ameican was
>>225538414she's actually incredibly beautiful, damn
me trying to interact with norms
>>225538906which excerises?>>225538892https://brill.com/display/book/9789004370906/BP000012.xml
i am aroused
>>225538876useless poster
gelding myself
And I don't want the world to see me,'Cause I don't think that they'd understand,When everything's meant to be broken,I just want you to know who I am.
>>225538991its gingernonce his melties used to be much much worse, he's well behaved now
spinning on the top of my stiffy like a beyblade
The free coffee refills at Wetherspoons is a god damn miracle lads
workbuy consumedie
brown eyed girl
>>225539015sc
We at /brit/ vow and confirm the following:"I believe in God, The Father Almighty, Maker of Heaven and Earth and in Jesus Christ his only Son our Lord, who was conceived of the Holy Spirit. Born of the Virgin Mary, suffered under Pontius Pilate, was crucified, died and was buried. He descended into hell, on the third day he rose again from the dead. He ascended into heaven and was received to the right hand of God the Father Almighty. From there he will come to judge the living and the dead. I believe in the Holy Spirit, the Holy Catholic Church, the Communion of Saints, the forgiveness of Sins, the resurrection of the body and life ever-lasting. Amen."
might read my edgar allan poe book
>>225539018just the last two for me thanks x mum has the first two covered
>>225539052i don't
melvin melvin brother of the joker
sir flint dibble
>i don't
I'm a complete jokeI should die
>>225539060you do
>>225539052Amen
>>225539007probably got sick of doing the horrible captchas you get if you switch IPswas honestly a great decision to implement those
Zelensky and Putin gay sex film by EOY
i like my women vantablack
even my own mum ghosted me
why do people larp as christcucks itt
>>225539083literally just said that i don't
>>225538837menhera's should get more leeway in japan, it's part of their charm>>225538894imagine a wide mikeneko marching into cover's offices aha
>>225539078sceaming
visibly cringed while walking out of the co-op after having interacted with the staff therein; a woman gave me a concerned look
>>225539117sad little boy
>>225538965this doesnt deny that the census was a fiction
think I saw mike pick her nose and eat it once
>a woman gave me a concerned lookits over
>>225539151its a long piece of recent scholarship that will list the many scholars who argue for it (and against him)
Who is pieface
>>225539096
>>225539193haha heyyyyy x
>>225539193imagine how pink her vagina is
sorry mum could you rewind it i was making my internet friends horny
going to bed soon
>>225538912そっか、ありがとう。僕は作文能力より、読解能力の方がとても強いんですProbably fucked that up, mind goes blank at sentence construction.
was having a coffee in a cafe and when i went up to the barista to ask where the toilet was she recoiled
right well
>>225539193cor, she's blacker than africa as me nan used to say
Lord Jesus you came to gather the nations in to the peace of God's Kingdom, Kyrie Kyrie, ElesionYou come in word and in sacrement to make us Holy, Christe Christe, ElesionYou will come again in glory with salvation for your people, Kyrie Lyrie ElesionMay Almighty God have Mercy on us, Forgive us our sins, and bring us all to ever lasting lifeGlory to God in the highest!
would you shut up man
>>225539231grow up
Communism has never been tried. The USSR post-Lenin was capitalist and nationalist.China is also state capitalist and closer to fascism than communism.
Lord Jesus you have revealed yourself as the way to the FatherKyrie, Kyrie eléisonYou have poured out on your people the spirit of truthChriste, christe eléisonYou are the Good Shepherd leading us to eternal life.Kyrie, Kyrie eléisonMay Almighty God have mercy on us, negate us our sins and bring us all to everlasting lifeAmen
>>225539273where did you download this take from
>>225539117We're Pope Leo patriots >>225539247Amen
>>225538461Love both, I don't have to pick one or the other.
just tried communism. didn't work for me
There he is
>>225539184ok my main point is that i think its possible to be agnostic or unconvinced about the history of the nativity story so long as you accept the virgin birth
just saw some spamming and or flooding
>>225539292rorke
I genuinely love Jesus Christ and he saved my life. Lets all gather to prayLord Jesus you came to gather the nations in to the peace of God's Kingdom, Kyrie Kyrie, ElesionYou come in word and in sacrement to make us Holy, Christe Christe, ElesionYou will come again in glory with salvation for your people, Kyrie Lyrie ElesionMay Almighty God have Mercy on us, Forgive us our sins, and bring us all to ever lasting lifeGlory to God in the highest!
>>225539281From the reality of political and economic history
Sancte Michael Archangele, defende nos in proelio, contra nequitiam et insidias diaboli esto praesidium. Imperet illi Deus, supplices deprecamur: tuque, Princeps militiae caelestis, Satanam aliosque spiritus malignos, qui ad perditionem animarum pervagantur in mundo, divina virtute, in infernum detrude. Amen.
>>225539292mad how you cant see him in the thumbnailcamouflage berg x
>>225539262me nan died at 96 years old she was all grown up
Gonna do an incel walk to tesco
BBC News - 'Well-known' man asks court to stop publication of sexual offence allegationhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c674pz3l0e73oDavid Walliams?David Jason?David Attenborough?Who could it be?
>>225539310what nation was the ussr nationalist about then
just bought that new flying tesla gets delivered tomorrow
>>225539303Take your mental illness spam to an appropriate board ty
Lord, make me a channel of thy peace,that where there is hatred, I may bring love;that where there is wrong, I may bring the spirit of forgiveness;that where there is discord, I may bring harmony;that where there is error, I may bring truth;that where there is doubt, I may bring faith;that where there is despair, I may bring hope;that where there are shadows, I may bring light;that where there is sadness, I may bring joy.Lord, grant that I may seek rather to comfort than to be comforted;to understand, than to be understood;to love, than to be loved.For it is by self-forgetting that one finds.It is by forgiving that one is forgiven.It is by dying that one awakens to Eternal Life.
>>225539293i genuinely have no idea how this liberal "caffitera" christian shit ever caught oneither the bible is true or it isn'tnow some stories are clearly told in certain registers parables, "mythological" style, etc but clearly others are simply literal (and that is the majority of it)idk why u would think the bible is true about 95%+ of stuff and then just had fake stuff in there to throw you off it's unhinged
>>225539171mike would never, get sued hater
>>225539319walliams is protected
Lord Jesus you came to gather the nations in to the peace of Gods KingdomKyrie, Kyrie elesionYou come in word and sacrament to strengthen us and make us HolyChriste, christe elesionMay almighty God has mercy on us, forgive us our sins and to bring us all to everlasting life
>>225539318getting some horse meat?
>>225539319perhaps someone not named David? who can say
>>225539298>>225539312came right up to my feet sniffing around
>>225539336Russian mostly. But it's more about the rejection of internationalism which is a core component of Marxism
/brit/ is the heart of /int/
>>225539292give him a stroke
In the name of the Father, and of the Son,and of the Holy Spirit.Amen.The grace of our Lord Jesus Christ,and the love of God,and the communion of the Holy Spiritbe with you all.Kyrie, eleison.Kyrie, eleison.Kyrie, eleison.Christe, eleison.Christe, eleison.Christe, eleison.
>>225539362gp
>>225539319I reckon David James, David Mitchell, David Tennant, David Seamean, David Haye or David Cameron personally
>>225539351Amen
its all true but not really all of it but most of it and its not literal except when it is
/who
Hail Mary, full of grace,the Lord is with thee.Blessed art thou among womenand blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus.Holy Mary, Mother of God,pray for us sinners nowand at the hour of our death. Amen.
Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee. Blessed art thou among women and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners now and at the hour of our death. Amen.
Fili Dei, te rogamus, audi nos. Agnus Dei, qui tollis peccata mundi, parce nobis, Domine. Agnus Dei, qui tollis peccata mundi, exaudi nos, Domine. Agnus Dei, qui tollis peccata mundi, miserere nobis. Christe, audi nos. Christe, exaudi nos. Kyrie, eleison. Kyrie, eleison. Christe, eleison. Christe, eleison. Kyrie, eleison. Kyrie, eleison.
>>225539319david icke
>>225539363I tried but he got scared, he did look me in the eyes though
>>225539359love hedgehogsonly seen them once in the wild (my back garden) and they weren't scared of me or cats
>>225539373>>225539411>>225539416Based
>>225539319David Seaman
Os iusti meditabitur sapentiamEt lingua eius loquetur incidiumBeatus vir qui suffer tentationemQuoniqm cum probates fuerit accipiet coronam vitaeKyrie, ignis divine eleisonO quam sancta, quam serenaQuam benigna, quam amoenaO castitas liliumKyrie, ignis divine eleisonQuam serenaQuam benigna, quam amoena, o castitatis lilium
we got some serious christian energy in here tonight LETS GOOOOOOOOOO
Sick of mentally ill retard schizos spamming the threat until it's unusable. Kill yourselves attention seeking mental cases.
just sneezed four times
>>225539344nice feet though
>>225539426fucking hell blokes look like that these days?
>>225539361oh is it how interesting
>>225539438mid 40s
>>225539356Nonsense and conspiracy
>>225539443grow up little boy and have your little kebab you ordered
just heard from Jon 4chan that he's putting a sex counter on all posters and if your counter is at 0, you get banned
>>225539343is it also cafeteria christianity to pick which of the gospels is right about when Jesus was crucified, before or after passover? or which one recounts the correct lineage for Jesus?
>>225539423this hedgehog "nigga" mustve thought he walked into an elden ring boss, the wretched incel
come for jesus moment
>>225539430lovely little creatures, every couple of months I'l see one in the park stealthily moving
>>225539469they're all correct
just woke up
https://youtu.be/qKK-GVTxqow?si=jbadWdhWnVjkoIGL&t=49
garyeats enjoying this burger here in nycbet he was bent over the nearest bench in a sauna after and fed dl bbc cum while he had the time of his life after
>>225539481not really possible is it
>>225539470he's not an incel, I bet he fucks, he had big hedge energy and wasn't scared of me
I'm glad we're all Christians in here. Good lads, love Jesus me.
>>225539495hs?
>>225539500no i called you the wretched incel, you wretched incel
>>225539462he’s not me
St. Sylvester, pray for us. St. Gregory, pray for us. St. Ambrose, pray for us. St. Augustine, pray for us. St. Jerome, pray for us. St. Martin, pray for us. St. Nicholas, pray for us. All you Holy Bishops and Confessors, pray for us. All you Holy Doctors, pray for us.
>>225539481hs?
>>225539493completely normal though process to have
>>225539493do you wish you were him be honest
>>225539355never actually tried horse meat before
so this is rorke
so fucking grim how we’ve all been born literally just a century or so too early to be able to live forever it’s not fair
>>225539524u the one who claimed there's irreocncile contradicitons my g
>>225539544nope different posternow explain your assertion
>>225539542retarded post
>>225539539Gauntly aura
How's my girl employed woman doing?
hiya
>>225539539evil looking nigga
>>225539542why would you want to live forever
>>225539561wut why would i argue against an assertion you've madeassert your evidence or jog on mate
What do mentally ill mongs get out of spamming the threat until it's unusable?
oooh he likes that
>>225539591grow up little boy
>>225539581i didn't make any assertions mongo, i'm reading the thread and saw a claim you madeso substantiate it or piss off
>>225539601You're the one spamming the thread with propaganda for a bronze age Jewish cult
>>225539615protestmong melty xx noooooo my special secret club!!
>>2255396091. person presents a claim2. i said no it's the opposite3. i ask for evidence for that claim4. you jump in and say no you provide evidence for your claimlike wut
>>225539615iron age, actually
have this therapist appointment on monday but it costs £65 and I'll just be chatting with a bloke for an hour. having second thoughts about it now
bro said jew on a stick :crying:
>>225539624incomprehensible schizobabble post
>>225539624more mongy to spam an obscure 4chan thread with your special interest
ihnfsa
>>225539626>i said no it's the oppositethe opposite of what?
>'Well-known' man asks court to stop publication of sexual offence allegation
>>225539516I'm not an incel ladbro
>>225539651>>225539656nobody cares about your little protests, go order your pizza slop little boys
>>225539319Given the recent news reports about a certain magazine editor's gf...
Adriana Chechik vs Davin King
>>225539664opposite of their assertion
who the fuck is protestmong
>>225539691Who won?
>>225539691quite a fan of that milking table video of her
>>225539678You're a drooling mong spamming the thread and I have no fucking clue what you're trying to say you utter schizo
>>225539698its an idea
>>225539678have no idea what this means or who you think i am
Humble the enemies of holy Church, Lord, hear our prayer. Give peace and unity to the whole Christian people, Lord, hear our prayer. Bring back to the unity of the Church all those who are straying, and bring all unbelievers to the light of the Gospel, Lord, hear our prayer. Strengthen and preserve us in your holy service, Lord, hear our prayer. Raise our minds to desire the things of heaven, Lord, hear our prayer. Reward all our benefactors with eternal blessings, Lord, hear our prayer. Deliver our souls from eternal damnation, and the souls of our brethren, relatives, and benefactors, Lord, hear our prayer. Give and preserve the fruits of the earth, Lord, hear our prayer. Grant eternal rest to all the faithful departed, Lord, hear our prayer. That it may please You to hear and heed us, Jesus, Son of the Living God, Lord, hear our prayer.
>in bed>candle lit>red wine poured>arrested development oncomfy levels critical, comfene administered
>>225539713are you crying mate? you feeling ok?
>>225539692so prove it
>>225539722except u shitposting on britand wtf drinking wine in bed that's fuckingw eird bro
>>225539511John says Jesus was cruficied before passober, the synoptics Jesus was crucified after the passover meal. which one is right?
>>225539717about what
>>225539720amen
what do you think of that deegs
>>225539727I'm fine. Just don't like people trying to make the thread unusable because they're having a schizo meltdown
>>225539722Faggot
Sir Poo Scream
>>225539678>>225539717mouse
>>225539733what do you think you crippled little spastic
so mad at my mom haven't talked to her in a week
>>225539745she is megapeng
>>225539755sc
sucking an arse
heya ladshail russiarussia number 1
>>225539746you're shitting the bed over posts on 4chan mate please grow up and get a clue
>>225539755nobody knows what your talking about
>>225539729prove your assertion bro lmao>>225539732https://www.gotquestions.org/Day-of-Preparation.html
>>225539784i didn't make an assertion retard
>>225539449Scran all 10 digits
>>225539778Project on, you're the one who's spamming the thread and having a schizo melty when you get called out for it
evens i pay for ivy wolkes nude patreonodds i dont
>>225539780there is a deeply autistic reddit moderator sperg energy in /brit/ sometimes where he will spam protests over subjects he doesnt like. Not difficult to understand
>>225539745i think that tum needs a lickthose thighs could too
we are under attack
rare quadruple melty
Imagine having to live forever in your boxroom posting on the incel website and consuming bugslop. It's a curse for normal people, only good if you're rich and powerful.
showered all nice and clean and my willy is demanding a wank
>>225539804you've been protesting and blogging your feelings about the matter for an hour now. Get a clue young man
>>225539793u seem v low iq
>>225539816disgusting old man
mousey is christian despite his existence being evidence that there’s no such thing as a loving god
anyone thinking about hitler
>>225539812despite looking like a shoebill her nudes are not bad at all
>>225539840hs?
>>225539815someone is actually spamming the thread though
>>225539847you need to see a doctor
>>225539599hehe look at him go. Big spit.
New>>225539863
>>225539732Mark was the first Gospel, with Matthew and Luke using it as well as other sources. John came later. So it's probably likely that he was crucified afterwards.
>>225539838I've been here for 10 minutes You're actually full on psychotic. Mentaller.
it's a fake diego btw
>>225539859nobody is spamming anything you legless freak
>>225539849he's probably number 3 in people who are always being thought about after muhammad and jesus
