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>>225540199me and who?
>>225540199
>>225540190That is actually true, though. PNW is mostly asians and whites, midwest is mostly whites, suburbia in general is mostly whites, even states with large black populations have gentrified zones where pretty much only white people really live
>>225540199that is an amazing OP, hats off
>>225540264one is too many
wank shite
>>225540252lmao
My doctor ordered diet has necessitated i becone a rice every day man like some sort of slant. It's been alright. I bought a nipponese rice cooker designed to handle this use case. Put rice in before i leave for work, set timer, rice done and apartment smelling cozy when i return home. I'm okay with this.
>>225540284Gonna send this to my mom.
Very halal
>>225540284Performative
>>225540241from the same ephttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H95HDlAlUTY
>>225540380It's hilarious how all the rich gulfies are anti-islamic hedonists like this but they still convinced a billion poorfag muslims they are superior to them because they are traditional
>>225540381*performs*https://youtu.be/0e8rzOqacdQ
>>225540361>My doctor ordered dietJust eat less! That's all you have to do
>>225540390This song mix title is performative
>>225540439Me to my bulimic sister
>>225540439I actually need to eat more. It's complicated.
>>225540439That's not very empathetic, anon, some people are on diets because they're alcoholics with liver disease, instead of obesity
>>225540390Bobby Womack was a funky, soulful cat, I've heard stories of his natural talent for music. You probably know his 70's movie soundtrack song that was in Jackie Brown, and everyone knows Teardrops by this same outfit of him and his daughter from the late 80's. This is great stuff, the silky smoothness of it cannot be denied!
suffering from a slight headache, will probably have some dude gang weed and have a lie down in a bit if I don't get distracted by vidya
>>225540493Can't smoke weed anymore because The Fear
>>225540428>this but they still convinced a billion poorfag muslims they are superior to them They high-key are
Made bacon then used the bacon fat to fry hot dogs, peppers, onions and rice
>225448066 well well well it seems nothing happened
>>225540472empathy is not a universal good, and if you think it is, you have to change your mind to empathize with my point of view.
>took a 2 hour nap at lunch yesterday>slept for 7 hours at night>more tired today than on a normal day when I just get 4 hours overnightit doesn't make any sense
>>225540284Spinster would have a field day with this
Just got vaxx'd
>>225540550lol major fuck up on the archive reply
Where is Omar hiding
>>225540470Regardless on my feelings about doctors telling people what to eat and diets I hope everything works out for you>>225540555Empathy is good but when you are your own biggest problem empathy is not usually the tool required to fix it. You can empathize with someone who lives in a hoarder home, but you need something else to get them to actually kick the lifestyle
>>225540555neitzsche argued empathy increased suffering in the world
had an ingrown toenail
>>225540560I slept almost all day yesterday, was up from 1am-6am, and got up again today at noon.
>>225540428>hedonists>still convinced a billion poorfags they are superior to themLiterally every conservative ideology ever, people are just stupid and like to be lorded over tbqh
>>225540605he was the king and prophet of all the assholes ever to have lived thoughbeit
>>225540480Teardrop is such a banger but my favorite is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-61mui3UIWYgonna buy it in the near future, I've played it many times live, it mixes so well with other tracks, love the percussion
>>225540199ooohh nnnyyooooo
>>225540635ain't no way i'm listing to some macaque whooping and hollering.
>>225540605>neitzschethe first literal incel
>>225540628>people are just stupid and like to be lorded over tbqhBread and circus. As long as people are comfortable the majority don't really have further input about how the sausage is made
>>225540631i stick to schopenhauer
>>225540635wait, that was his wife? Like I said, the man was smooth, like a Quincy Jones with the 30 year age gap!
>>225540605So did Arthur Koestler
>>225540628Nigga thinks liberal ideologies aren't like this
>>225540671you rely too much on metaphor.
>Average UAE Muslim: does coke in London >Average Afghan Muslim: sells his six year old child into sex slavery because he doesn't know how condoms work
>>225540725As long as you're picking up what I'm putting down :^) I like idioms, what can I say?
>>225540757they're the same muslim
>>225540767A man's reach must exceed his grasp, or else what's a meta phor?
>>225540774As much as I hate Muslims....no lmao
>>225540659>whooping and holleringnot at all actually>>225540678yeah, but c'mon Quincy married an angel.thats Rashida Jones mom btw, the chick from The Office
>>225540757isn't the UAE supposed to be the shining beacon of the Near East, why does he need to be in London?
all yhwh worshippers will get the noose
why is /sperm/ so active rn
>>225540822Because they would unironically execute you in the UAE if they found you with drugs like in most of the Middle East and Asia
>>225540795They kinda are.
>>225540818the other Womack sort of has a prime Tony Braxton vibe on that album there cover, tho, now I could go for that!
>>225540818
>>225540822Niggas can't go on Vacation?
>>225540851But naw though
>>225540861How about rashida my pants
>>225540823do you consider jews to be worshipers of yaldabaoth, baal, canaan or satan?
>>225540555Me when I take a shitpost seriously
>>225540861jew
thanks to a certain CA poster, I squeezed a shot's worth of lemon juice to accompany my shroom dose! Bottoms up, my dude, wherever you may be!
>>225540926i love doing shrooms, but I don't deserve to feel good; so i don't take them almost ever
>>225540906is her mom>>225540818jewish?
>>225540957I used to have bad trips even a couple of years back when I wasn't that well mentally, but now I get an egotrip, hyperawareness and great entertainment from them! It's great that you do, too.
>>225540957Hell yeah dude that's a great attitude
I used to love doing shrooms from 18-22ish. Couldn't even imagine taking them today. The thought of taking any psychedelic drug now scares the shit out of me.
Y'all should get on the kava kava, blue lotus, clove oil, pure mescaline grind
>>225541000My enormous intellect is telling me you're being sarcastic
>>225541021I'm being double sarcastic, it's where you say something you actually mean in a sarcastic tone
>>225541047I knew that.
>>225541020>kava kavabruh...kava is the Slavic word for coffee in several langs, incl. mine
>>225541020Y'all muhfuckas need some amanita muscaria
>>225541020I only take drugs that are endemic to my white ancestry.
>>225540886https://vocaroo.com/14oDMKILZbMB
>>225541096Such as?
>>225541073https://m.psychonautwiki.org/wiki/Kava>>225541096Refer to >>225541080
>>225541020>waste your money on a placebo starterpack
>>225541126>Kava has been likened to the effects of alcohol without the heavy mental effects.that sounds a lot like drinking while doing shrooms like I'm doing now
You can buy DMT vapes now. Look that up, might be right for you
>>225541122alcohol
My pussy is solid as stone and cannot be penetrated
>>225541141>Sits and plays video games all day>Sits and browses social media all day>Maybe even gets a "runners high" after wasting money on overpriced "running clothes" instead of a basic fucking sweater and Walmart sports shoes>Maybe even wastes money on overpriced "exercise clothes" instead of... A basic ass sweater and Walmart shoes>Overeats sweets, over drinks soda>"IM NOT WASTING MONEY ON SOMETHING THAT LIFTS MY SPIRITS, NO, ITS A PLACEBO, HAVE I TRIED IT? NO! ITS A WASTE OF MONEY!"y'all muhfuckas need to chill on some 7-Oh
>>225541201https://youtu.be/V_5uYoOaVtM
>>225541256Kek this
>>225541201trudeau legalised DMT?
>>225541141>Smokes cigarettes>Proceeds to blabber about legal drugs being placebos
another hurricane headed toward jalisco
>>225541294good
>>225541324pendejofuck you
>>225541288The only drug on that list that isn't a straight placebo is mescaline. And you can't go to the mescaline store to buy it and it's illegal in most places.
I bought Viagra because I booked a 23-year-old hooker for this Sunday, and it occurred to me to take one to see how it would go, and now I have a really strong erection and I have to go run some errands.
>>225541288look at the rightmost two guys, they look high on the fumes of the deep earth! Also, they called those pit ponies, but I can't see why going by this pic. Brian Ferry's dad raised pit ponies, I've read, that oddly stuck with me.
>>225541356Yeeks
>>225541391Fuck it, I'm moving soon anyway
>>225541356>a mescaline trip lasts for up to 14 hrssigned, sealed, delivered...I'm yours!
>>225540219he was having a sexual emergency or somethingalso it's insane to think they'd use the defense of "in indian culture grown men normally court and fuck young boys, it's just dey culcha"
hopefully a helicopter falls out of the sky and squishes me on my way home from work today
>>225541356placebos work btw
>>225541349i've seen better
>>225541447But then a pilot would die too
>>225540992i think i'd die from taking shrooms oncei'm kind of a giant pussy
>>225541288pictured: parts of the human mind attempting to ignore the chunk that would like to drink now
>>225541479Microdose your first dose (take a half gram or less), it'll kill your depression for up to a month
>>225541479unless you're a literal unknowing schizo waiting to bloom into full-tilt madness, nothing bad would happen to you in the long term, you don't get longterm flashbacks from shrooms like you do on acid (which I did once at 18)
it's Indian Friday guys. time to celebrate our most cherished culture.
I will get this lastMaybe we can also hit 700 tonight
my initial pick of trip music for today is Jessica Pratt's Quiet Signs, sort of jazzy folk throwback for me
>>225541613So homoerotic, just like my yaois, I'm going to write a fanfiction on archive of our own about these.... "Roommates"
>>225541696sounds zesty af
>>225541644Not on my watch chump
>>225541644that was truly epic, we can def hit 700 if we try.
>>225540583I have brought shame to my ancestors. I shall commit sudoku now.
>>225541756ooooo sexy milf
>>225541443that's terrible. hopefully she checked her white privilege when she got home.
I misplaced my wine glass like a fuggen animal! In dis house we respect tradition and Chris Columbus ovah heah! Ohhh!
Amazing how the authorities lied to us about the moon landing, the Holocaust, vaccine safety, but were perfectly 100% correct on the dangers of marijuana. Why would they be so kind?
>>225541824Weed being legal proves its bad for you and the government knows it
Chris Columbus directed da best of da Harry Podda movies, I'll have you know!
>>225541849It's illegal in most of the first world.
>>225541656You should listen to the album sai-ko by trio miyazakiIt was off pootube for a long time but they finally reuploaded it with lame art that isn't nearly as coolhttps://youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_nyib15BnJVIEAVbMdN3VDSDUhoZaFgaAY
>>225541824legalized weed is to appease negroids who were being jailed for it and to appease weedhead scum who vote for them
holy kino
Tasks today: clean the dishes, clean the kitchen, something else I forgot and will be yelled at about later tonight, go buy cigarettes, organize video folder between movies and tv showsTime to relax: likely less than one hour
>>225541897doesn't saiko mean cool, groovy, far out in Japanese slang?
>>225541940Who's yelling at you
>>225541479some black youtuber did shrooms alone and ended up breaking every bone in his entire face jumping off an RV thinking he could fly
>>225541756I remember once we went to 500 posts or soit was so crazy multiple posters from many other countries came and posted
>>225541955My brother/caretaker, I am disabled
>>225541934link
i did salvia divinorum once
>>225541949YeahIt is difficult album to describe I think only the first song has lyricsIt is a mix of city and rural musical sounds with many influences
>>225541963We got to 579 last night, shit was great. Niggas really came together for a cause.
>>225541978sorry bro
SAI KO DANCESTEPS
>>225541994https://x.com/atrupar/status/2111191715839086603
Why do European twinks that should be posting on /int/ talk like black women
>>225542004I did that too, several times, when I was in my early 20s, to a variety of crazy outcomes, none of which were bad...there are various distillations of the plant that you can do though, that was legal here for a short spell through a legal oversight
>>225542004I bought laced weed oncePanicked, thought I pissed myself, and there was a straight hour where I was convinced my father was standing outside the front door ready to kill us
>>225541994https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6_3ud-EwllwNot the first time
>>225542017cool, it was the same for the last big one I recall
>>225542035gracias
Neighborhood gossip I learned from my mom today:1. Our late 70s neighbor is traveling to Switzerland for assisted suicide, despite having no illness. She just doesn't want to get older. Her husband is inconsolable. 2. A couple is getting divorced after 2 years because the husband dropped acid at the bachelor party and had a bad trip which destroyed his mental health
>>225542017man, that AI movie, Gods Don't Give Gifts, that's gonna be a hell of a ride, despite the creator's apparent weird class pretensions and cheap moralisation
Hindoos are sometimes ok because they make Muslims fuckin seetheBut they are "spiritually jewish"Sikhs are monastic retardsOne time I had sex with a yazidi woman. She was hairy and left a strange discharge on the back seats of my 2002 Corolla.
>>225542077damn, that's very sad
>>225542077Happy cake day!Edit: can we get this post to 1000 up votes!Edit 2: thank you kind stranger for the rewards!
it's super windy here right now
>>225542077Literally all governments should be encouraging assisted suicide for all pensioned adults
>>225542096>Hindoos are sometimes okFuck off, opinion discarded and you will be too in the coming struggles.
>>225542130SoCal anon?It's windy as fuck but it's also hot and it just feels like I'm being blasted with a furnace
>>225542136I think we could use the caste system in western society
why is timmy used as some psuedo white slur when black people are named timmy too
>>225542135that's a bit ageist
the shrooms hit me so hard cause of a variety of factors, that the world seems like one of those early Tame Impala covers!
>>225542169I think we could just have a benevolent dictator who is white and Christian and there'd be no need for any other bullshit.
>>225542199Black people are always seething about something. They are giga-butthurt.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YemaUmjYBR4
>>225542156no midwest
>>225542014tho i am definitely not listening to South American sounding accordion music!
These girls are so sexy but I will never have them
>>225542258My dick in your taterGottem
I wonder how many anons here understand that they're possibly chatting with a disabled ugly freak who relies on a caretaker to remember to do things like shower or eat who graduated through GED by a narrow shot and is incredibly, bottom 5% poor.
The poorest, darkest Mexican is named Brian or Kevin.
>>225542346Mexican folk music sort of sounds like Slovenian folk music but with a beat, I'm talking more about Colombian or Brazilian stuff
Just took a crazy crap
The one sure fire way to get women? Killing people, once they see you as a dark triad killer women will simp for you
>>225542344I assume that's who I'm talking to most of the timeSometimes on /mu/ I'm certain I'm talking to Hunter Biden though
>>225542346I know a Bryan, not dark, and works in a tourist place, he bangs many gringas
>>225542344why would I care?he's probably more respectable than you
>>225542375https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqK1la9m8tE
>>225542419Anon... He is me.
>>225542018this shamanistic cat out here meditating in the middle of a fucking battle to get his mana back to 100 bruh
>>225542396
>>225542429okay, take care, and have a good night
>>225542428I'm a sucker for slick Latin music, I mean, that is the very origin of the term smooth as it is applies to US music. Also, this has a Beatles sort of quality to it, it's not that Latin American at all.
>>225542438You can tell donad's leaning forward (though)
>>225542448Night isn't for another few hours
>>225542463mazed
Waiting for death
>>225542449Listen to Argentine music, they're really good at that.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZxnZn3IjGY&t=2s
Now listen to the Mexican emo wave from the 2000s, it's not a suggestion.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-577gUtWe8
you know I'm puffing on jet fuel gelato, right?
This is legitimately how some of you guys on here write
>>225542488my dad listened to Soda Stereo like 10 years ago if you could believe that, the guy with one half of a white moustache, I didn't find that all that great
>>225542346When i met a mexican who said her name was brian i thought it was a joke at first
>>225542549if i were enough of a goyslave to care about social media or celebrities, i would do that
>>225542549I used to have a thread on /vt/ about a Japanese VTuber whose audience consisted of just the same 50 guys, it was really the worst. There was a ton of backstabbing just to get the attention of a 30-year-old woman. The funniest part is that several guys actually cut themselves over her. I miss 2021.
>>225542534does it have Xochitl Gomez lookalikes?
>I used to have a thread on /vt/ about a Japanese VTuberare there even humans from this guys turdcountry on this site
>>225542587If you're around a bunch of Mexicans, yell “Brian,” and a bunch of people will react. It's a really common name, lol.
it's like I'm underwater in some aquarium
>>225542629I was the only Mexican, almost everyone else was from somewhere in Europe or the United States. The guy who was worse than me was French.
>>225542599I cut myself over like 8 different egirls or vtubers over the yearsUsually just their name on my arm or leg One girl called the cops on me and that was my first restraining order 4 months later LOLNever felt like anyone cared about me befive her
>>225542650vote for Pedro mf!
Can't wait to get home and Jack off
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>I cut myself over like 8 different egirls or vtubers over the years
>>225542670I think you should kill yourself
Dude, don't cry at nightIt's time to focus on what really mattersBaby, your criticism was really harsh yesterdayIt doesn't matter—more or less, everything's still the sameMom, don't worry so muchEverything's going to be more or less okayDad, I need a little moneySo everything can stay more or less okayMore or less okayMore or less okayMore or less okayMore or less okayFriends, let’s start a rock and roll bandGuitars tucked away in the closetNow we’re the new rock and roll creatorsDon’t worry, everything’s going to be more or less okay
I love being underwater, that's one of my favorite things...what, would you think I'd post about yacht rock non-stop if it were not so?
Don't mine at night
>>225542670Wow there's really an anon here more mentally ill than me!
>>225542695That isn't a nice thing to type to a guy on the edge who craves nothing but an ounce of human kindness and pussy
>>225542670I stalked that woman until I found her house, I lived near Kitasenju for almost two months. It's funny, if I'd been any more unstable, I would have killed her.
>>225542558>the guy with one half of a white moustacheCharly Garcia?
Some of yall are FUCKED UP
I need a sweaty bodybuilder to sit on my face.... Anyway how's your day going?
>>225542737yes
>>225542718hopefully you will commit a kind of ego-suicide and decide to stop being such a pathetic faggot
can finally confirm afta two days inspectationrefrigeratorberg is indeed brokenbeen usin' the backup in lieupropa befafflin' diss
>>225542745Ew have you seen body builder asses?
>>225542725It just makes sense right?Like if you kill and eat her your bodies and souls are intertwined for eternity
>>225542767Yes hence why I said what I said
>>225542774Yes, I'll save her from the competition and exhaustion, too, People don't understand, but sometimes you love someone so much that you want them dead.
*Straightens my flat cap atop my gray hair, sitting back with a confident air as a pull out a mahogany pipe*Let me learn you something, youngin, that I've come to understand in my 27 years of life
>>225542534saw home-filmed video of my chemical romance in early days at sum tiny gigg. was actually breddy gud. more raw punk energy den the black parade fing and the record afta
>3 consecutive good interactions with people in a row>They said nice things and smiled at me>The sky looked beautiful too>All while walking to get cigarettes and beerThank you God, I'll try to smoke less today and I'll try to go slow on the beer
>>225542765Don't get a stainless steel one they're a pain to clean
>>225542811i said this sincerely to the younger grad students
why are hispanics so deranged
>>225542233corr check out alex turner of arctic monkeys cover tame impala's feels like im only going backwards alone on acoustic guitarpropa poignant performance. relly gud
>>225542599>>225542670>>225542725>>225542774>>225542809you both need to kys
>>225542809I thought everyone here was lame before but it is good to know there is a kindred spirit
>>225542834the original is such a great song, it almost sounds like one of those early 60s recordings from Jamaica before reggae really hit
/cum/ is a jeet general, saarrs
>>225542833I blame the world for not accepting my love>>225542840never
>>225542817He's just trying to fool you. Give it a few days and you'll remember why you hate people.
>>225542856>/cum/ is a jeet general, saarrsThat's /brit/ if we are going strictly based on statistics
>>225542818fink im garn give wun more chance by cleaning the coils at back and maybe let it like totally defrost for couple days. chatgpt says maybe dat can be problem dirt from not cleaning it
>>225542840That isnt a nice thing to type
>>225542860I've never hated the consecutive sum of people, I've only temporarily hated the people who made me into an insecure and traumatized person. I've gotten over the hate and now I only dislike them.The vast majority of people in my life, both known and unknown have merely ignored me and/or showed me their versions of kindness, no matter how misguided.
>>225542856Tame Impala, in general, that guy is fucking great, I've loved all of Currents since it came out, basically
>>225542880Thought that was Pakis
>>225542752Sui Generis, La Maquina de Hacer Pajaros, and Seru Giran are good. His solo stuff is too pop for my taste.
Alright this whole incel thing has been a hoot but I think I'll have a gf now
Uh oh I've developed a crush on my colleagueWhy did she have to give me attention and touch my shoulder?Now I'm enamored and can't get her out of my head. I don't even know her that well!My mental health is rapidly declining.I wish I was asexual.
>>225542907tbf theyre just a sub-genre of jeet, as much as bangladeshis and sri lankans the pakistani schism was purely religious
>>225542935were*
>>225542933Same
Living on the outskirts of Tokyo, watching a woman in her 30s go about her day was kind of interesting. It was such a quiet place, but obviously it was never meant for someone like me to live there. It was nice to see people heading to work.
I saw a pretty woman at the art studios today, and as soon as her wedding band entered my view, she disappeared from my mind. i didn't even look away, but it was like she didn't even exist anymore. weird.
>>225542907That's like the difference between KitKat and Great Value chocolate covered wafers
I went to the agora today (Costco) and challenged the presuppositions and dogma of my fellow citizens
I haven't sexualized or looked upon anyone with the goal of a relationship in roughly 3 years. I masturbate less than monthly not because I'm doing normal but because I have no urge to masturbate. I used to fall in love to the point of obsession with anyone remotely attractive as a teen and young adult, it used to motivate me to improve my life, but that's completely gone now. My testosterone levels are in the 700s, and as far as I know my estrogen is also healthy.
>>225543058>I used to fall in loveI can't relate to this
>>225543078ARO/ACE PRIDE WORLD WIDE, it's perfectly normal to not feel love! It doesn't make you a bad person, you are valid!
I didn't have my first real crush until 30
>>225542943Sri Lankans are more respectable because Buddhism is objectively the best religion
Litchrally went through a monsoon to get the liquor store
i'm an intensely perverted sperg, and extremely awkward and unsettled
Some glad morning when this life is overI'll fly awayTo my home on God's celestial shoreI'll fly awayI'll fly away, oh gloryI'll fly away in the morningWhen I die, hallelujah by and byI'll fly away, I'll fly awayWhen the shadows of this life have goneI'll fly awayLike a bird from prison bars have flownI'll fly awayI'll fly away, oh gloryI'll fly away
>>225543058>NormalNofap, not because I'm doing nofapFuck FUCK FUCK ME I did the CAPTCHA WRONG, it's the END OF THE WORLD
>>225543139and yet, you are loved
The show is basically just quartering and dsp at this point, the worst content possible
>>225542900If you met everyone on earth you'd hate the majority of them. The majority are Africans, Indians, and Chinese people.
I've read the theory that women dressing like whores contributes to erectile dysfunction because men are too accustomed to seeing everything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhLTLOhU9YwMy dad also listened to The Texas Tornadoes feat. Sir Doug Sahm when I was a kid, and I love that album
>>225543205
I started changing the oil in my bike only to realize I didn't have enough fresh oil
>>225543058lust is not love, most people can't tell the difference until it's too late
>>225543186by absolutely no one
>>225543235Cringe. Do you think America is just a collection of ideas too?
>>225543237I've fallen in romantic love before, wanting to share lives with people, wanting to grow together, wanting them in my future, all that, but I used to feel mainly lust for people. Both feelings are gone now.
You see me as this sort of Russian, but that's the reality of it, I grew up on the Texas Tornadeos instead!
>>225543097I'm neither aro, nor ace. I experience sexual excitement often, but I have never felt love for someone until my late 20's
>>225543251What about Jesus?
i suffer from lust disguised by love.
>>225543253I don't even feel like carrying on the shitpost man I'm tired
after someone cums in you you can feel their dick pulsing and twitching
>>225543276Read >>225543296
>>225543309We all know
listening to Steve Earle's Geetar Town, one of the best songs of all time
What I admire most about nurses is how they make up for their incompetence and stupidity with pointless malice, just in case they accidentally do something right
>>225543263You are luckyMy love has died but my lust is stronger than ever
niggas think they hustlin but no cap cuh they niggas be bussin fr on god das why dem yts aint eat spicy food cuh feel me?
I've even seen that heretofore unreleased country documentary from the 70's what's it called Heartworn Highways, I have that on my the HD
>>225543296That's alright man, I understand. I'm tired too.
>>225543235
Momberg made potato casserole. Just the other day she made potato soup. Does she think we're a bunch of micks?
You guys are being a bunch of niggerfaggots tonight Not sure i want to hit 700 posts with all yall
>>225543364im actually super tired right now
>>225543235What about the ass war
youtu.be/uLpNNjILJH0dull life sprinkled with moments of terror then death
18 y/o Canadian twink butt smells like wet leaves, pumpkin pancakes, chai tea and coffee beans during Autumn time
>>225543426i want to beat you to death
so it wasn't a troon after all, but it was an autistic freak from the SPED class
>>225543437I want to hug you UwU
>>225543366oddly specific meemees
>>225543438it couldve been jason
>>225543446happens all the time
and you know I'm not doing this to come across as American, because I don't even like country music, tho exceptions apply like the aforementioned as well as John Prine and Jimmy Buffett!
>>225543426Usually i dislike your posts but I'm really drunk and high and really vibed with your description this timeNext time i see a leafboi my nostrils are going right up his butt
>>225543451Jason doesn't have access to real firearms, luckily. Just shitty airsoft replicas.
>>225543362wdym heretofore unreleased. breddy sure seen it like years ago
>>225543426made anudda batch of pancakes sum eiv golden syrupsum wiv ginger syrup and ate coiple of ginger balls
My penis smells bad
>>225543438What is with all of these white (latinx) school chooters?
>troonIt's funny how they're now trying to make it seem like all the crazy people who shoot innocent people are transsexuals, when there are plenty on both sides of the political spectrum.
How do people afford to buy new sheets every month
>>225543366Yeah, that is the people I am making fun of, good job>>225543393Shit vs fart
>>225543500Hawt
>>225543505It's not hawt. It smells like stale urine and I need to wash it.
Patiently waiting for the next thread to post my turbo important question
>>225543503I wash mine twice a year
>>225543475Were all his pics airsoft?I never looked at them closely because almost anyone can get one (legally)Never thought it was worth larping over
FEELS LIKE I ONLY POOP BACKWARDS BABYALL THE PEE IN ME GOES RIGHT AHEADI GOT MY HOPES UP AGENOH NO NOT AGENIT FEELS LIKE I ONLY POOP BACKWARDS DARLIN'
>>225543527Jason used to get triggered when someone said that his guns sucked. It was an easy way to bait him
my dad used to listen to Willy Nelson when I was like 13, I didn't think that was super great, tho that guy puffed weed will he was like 90, that was awesome
where is threadcuck when we need him?
>>225543438>buying your retarded murder-obsessed son a shotgunuh
I wish i could filter my pornographic videos by no-tattoos, no-piercings and no-niggers
>>225543537Well yeah that is where i figured the joke came fromI figured even an autistic tranny retard could get a gun no problem and god bless america
>>225543527Yeah we examined them closely one time and noticed they were plastic and paint flaking off. He tried to scribble a serial number onto one but it just looks fake. When people told him to post a clearer pic he had a full blown meltdown and started cross-posting on /k/ where they just bullied him even harder. It was a pretty funny thread.
>>225543553You secretly like the ones with blacks
>>225543553And God lent down a graceful hand and said“Gelbooru, nhentai„
>>225543577>>225543577>>225543577dubs
>>225543569I remember him getting fucked with but the pics were ase you said blurry and i never thought someone would larp over having a 400 dollar gunThat's funny
Fuck the newReal men are here for the 700 club
Burping up brasilian steak
You guys ain't gonna pull it off
be lucky if you even hit 400
>>225543670Not without donations from PBS viewers like youPost now and get your /cum/700 tote bag
the absolute state
Ok fine i guess this isn't the one for 700 so I'll claim last and get it out of the way
not happening either
We shall see
>>225543315not really because the other day someone asked if it was true
>>225544144>Thr guy who posts fruit soy wojacks knows what being cumned inside feels likePottery
I don't want the last on this anymore there's too much cum talk you can have it
