i love you jesssuuuuuuuuuuuuussssssss chriiiiiiissst

Grimsby arcade

i miss the old ruby

the isle of berneray

rip funny face edition

Just returned from my big gulp walk
Seems we activated all the darkened souls to lash out in anger with our posting of prayers

>>225541390
That's Whitby thoughbeit

this lad's story with the toilfu makes me angry and want to lash out

>>225541416
never existed

>>225541437
up and over we go
through the waves and undertow
i will float until i learn how to swim

really don't like it when attractive women are nice to me

it rarely happens, but when it does I feel like they shouldn't have done so.

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toilfu lad, cook for her listen to me

any supreme gentleman in

>>225541436
Why?

>>225541436
need to let the hope fully die within you
then you wont be angry

need to stop posting here desu

>>225541453
they are just being polite as well
you know they would rather you got shot against a wall and would never have to speak to you again

If you're having cringey intrusive thoughts just strangle yourself
It honestly works for me

>>225541474
noooo youre so cute xxxx

>>225541436
I'm trying to make other lads realise it's not over for them and it's still possible to make it even in your mid 30s. This is meant to be a story of hope and positivity not to make people seethe :(

need to shave all my beard off

fuckin shmurda she wrote…

>>225541462
yea

>>225541416
cumpoos staining the rorketops

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My doordash brown lad wasn't even speaking Spanish
It was some 3rd world Aztec type language
This country is COOKED

>>225541390
i dont think that grimsby

niggas be talm to they chat gbts

>>225541411
thats technically a bloke and he would thus be granted full US citizenship and voting rights

black women

>>225541500
nice starter wheres the main?

Should I start using grip strengtheners

right will thats another suicidal thought isnt it

>>225541481
wow its like having a real-life neek

Never seen godfather 2
Wasn't impressed with godfather 1.. can't even pretend to like it really

might play dragon quest

>>225541481
gen z was a mistake

>>225541546
grow up

might rape myself
not illegal is it

>>225541560
do this all the time me

>>225541560
could give you a hand if you want?

>>225541459
you have convinced me lad, I can already picture her face lighting up when I reveal I made dinner after all. I will be the bf that breaks the cycle x

>>225541545
could just watch the de niro flashback scenes on youtube those are cool

>>225541560
give it 20 years

>>225541546
boring game for boring permavirgins

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBU-BV-g-fA

I stood up and shouted "KINO"

i'm profoundly mentally ill
i'm profoundly mentally ill

>>225541545
stick to spiderman and blacked

>>225541568
>I can already picture her face lighting up when I reveal I made dinner after all
EXACTLY!

never believe what they say, they like to be surprised and carried for and feel special

>>225541500
one two three.. four five .. six SEVEN(xD) pieces of.. chicken?
you ubered food for THAT?

>>225541584
tagline sounded better in japanese

>>225541597
s

character i wanted unlocked wasn't chosen again i am fucking fuming

might play Oreimo (Ore no Imouto ga Konna ni Kawaii Wake ga Nai) (My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute: Happy End) for you gaijiins

>>225541590
ace combat is so shit
war thunder mogs it into eternity

right well what would happen if you used this creative energy that you use for "sc" replies to try and chat up a bird in a pub so you could get a gf and some kind of life going for yourself

is the attention you get from anonymous incels worth more?

>>225541591
ktim
ktim

>>225541616
Face Check: False.

quite incredible how the canadian (yes, that one) has never made a good post and still doesn’t understand /brit/ despite dedicating his entire life to it

>>225541546
might be the most boring dogshit franchise ever made but what do i know

oh, me?

didn't care for godfather 2 but think godfather 1 is one of the best kinos of all time

>>225541619
Women are mentally ill animals that should be rounded up and slaughtered on an industrial scale thats why

Virgin bastard

Is surprising someone with dinner a good idea
If i were going to someone's house for drinks i would eat beforehand, showing up to find a full meal waiting for me might not be welcome

havent seen any godfather, looks like boring unc shit

>>225541605
I still have a lot to learn clearly, but it does seem like you just do the opposite of what women say most of the time

>>225541639
go shag a horse you fucking ikea ponce

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>>225541646

>>225541615
watch the series years ago I really enjoyed it

goodfellas is better than the godfather although both the godfatehr 1 and 2 are good
apocalypse now is our coppolas best film

>>225541641
2 is still essential but much more of a slog than 1
so many bloody meetings

>>225541619
br

poo

>>225541678
scream

>>225541545
wtf

right time to cut my fucking cock off

>>225541662
no i shant
dont forget to one turn that metal slimeguy for a big XPdrop!!

remembering the first time i made my fiancée poo scream

can't imagine what a girlfriend or even a friend look like

*fires an AMRAAM at /brit/*

communist o the communist daughter
standing on the seaweed water
semen stains the mountaintops
semen stains the mountaintops

trannies be like: >>225541695

scarlett thomas is fit as fuck and above the age of consent

does looksmaxxing include wearing makeup?

>>225541652
for context she is coming round to watch a film and have a cuddle, that's pretty much exactly how I worded it. I would have thought she would expect food but she's acting like I'm going way overboard

Incel walk on the cards

>>225541705
you would be useless in a game of guess who

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nth for the gyaldem

>>225541433
Wrong

>>225541733
sc

>>225541708
*bends over and takes the entire thing straight up my arse like it was nothing*

>>225541719
softmaxxing can include makeupmaxxing but it depends

at this point a girlfriend of any variety in my life would be a disaster all i do is sit around wanking to futaporn

i'm a sick fuck i like a quick fuck

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new tatt

>>225541708
*notches your missile and fires an off-bore R-77M at you*

>>225541758
what is she were a futa demon?

>>225541755
kek yeah right

>>225541660
When it comes to things like "Oh you don't have to do this for me" with cutsy emojies they definitely would like it, they enjoy being treated well.

>>225541758
Nah get a practice one

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TAKE OUT THOSE FUCKIN' PT BOATS

Nord male Dunmer female porn

zero achievement in making most women laugh they have a rubbish sense of humour

>>225541648
Let them in!

>>225541763
Get a black baby in her to complete the look

>>225541763
the huge rise in popularity of tattoos in the last 10 years or so has been a fucking tragedy

>>225541755
lovely post

>>225541708
*scans you with hidden SAS unit in a blind*
*lasers you for my ATACMS*
ure dead

>>225541767
well gladly but sadly reality is cruel

TODDLER THROWN OVERBOARD
FOR POO SCREAMING

>>225541763
grim

>>225541660
what are you going to make her?

seems the theme of the friend is women and the lack thereof of having one in ones life
fox and the grapes much?

>>225541794
They're literally orcs

>>225541488
leave a moustache

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family guy

Any dignified jobs where youre treated like a human being and given a fair wage out

Normal people are the weird ones, they have no depth, no thought, no original beliefs or interests
Freaks have the largest souls

*throws you overboard for poo screaming*

>>225541729
you're overthinking it lad if you've said drinks and a film and she shows up and you've made a 3-course meal you're going to put her off

>>225541776
noted. She seems to like any and all compliments too so I've ramped those up as well

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consider

>>225541843
no

>>225541843
no, all gone now

*wears a t-shirt that says "FREAKS HAVE THE LARGEST SOULS" on it*

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well thats me stood waiting for the kettle

225541855
not a pixel

>>225541845
this is just delusion
put a bunch of freaks together you get /brit/

It's so bad it's good

>>225541798
i don't even mind them but i have never understood the economics. i don't have any cos i've never had a spare £800, there is always something i would much rather spend money on.

I've seen beta reticulans flying over my neighbourhood irl small orb shaped craft, bright, flying at angles impossible by modern human craft. this was before drone technology.

>>225541853
nice, just dont overdo it

i'm through with standing in line to clubs i'll never get in

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Malaponte

I'm gay not gay just gay

my fingers smell like a fresh baked pretzel

>>225541838
how am i bad at sex if i'm an incel

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>Women are mentally ill animals that should be rounded up and slaughtered on an industrial scale thats why

>>225541891
gingernonce
even mally is better than you

>>225541838
I'm an incel for an amazing reason

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>>225541819
picrel, I figured it would be enough to impress without seeming like I'm trying too hard

>>225541848
I'm really not putting that much effort in, it's a petty basic meal and I'm not doing any kind of starter/dessert. To be clear this isn't a case of me mistaking friendship for romance, shes already confessed she fancies the pants off me

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I am watching stream of a Thailand shop in The Philippines alright ok

>>225541870
good post

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Anya Olsen. Worth fixing

Can somebody please explain to me what physical reality even is?
Like is there even a single person on Earth who can honestly not say that they don't have a clue?

>>225541881
time.... to die....
*Vangelis music crescendos*

>>225541928
have you made it before?

>>225541933
thai "nigga" wearing an ai generated t-shirt

>>225541950
just shut up mate

I've poo screamed like you wouldn't believe

just watched verity

>>225541950
I share similar thoughts

>>225541928
Why would pasta bake impress anyone

going to bed because there's no fucking point being awake

>>225541960
yes I made it for a pot luck thing months ago and it was quite popular

>>225541855
I feel NPD is the most odious personality disorder, or it's tied with ASPD in my ranking

my legs are looking thick, solid and tight

i am rorke

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Might move back to philly just for the scran
shame about the you-know-whats

the main riff of Honey Bucket by Melvins sounds like when my dog is going mental trying to get down a rabbit hole

>>225541855
all done away with in the ICD11 which is what british psychiatry is based on within ten years we Will hopefully get rid of these stupid terms

>>225541853
oh you are going to royally fuck this up lad

>>225541983
Based thinker

>>225541969
>>225541993
Cringe dullards scared by the mildest reflection on what being even means

>>225541986
well apparently her if shes used to getting beans on toast

>>225541950
Phenomena are things as they appear to us through our senses and the way our minds structure experience.
Noumena are things as they exist in themselves, independently of how we perceive them.
In short, phenomena are reality as we experience it; noumena are reality as it is in itself.

We can only experience the world through our senses and the structures of our minds, which shape how reality appears to us. We therefore cannot step outside our own perception to see things exactly as they are independently of it. For Kant, we can know things as they appear to us (phenomena), but never fully know things as they are in themselves (noumena).

Just seen the Sun front page
Not sure exactly how a picture of a topless man is evidence that he is a rapist

>>225542008
yo low key those cheesesteak sandwiches look good ngl

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>>225542008
What's going on there today
The usual Kensington gloom stream, usually filled with crackheads dancing for money, has all this shit going on

>>225541999
ok i was worried you were trying something new which is too risky
pasta bake seems to strike a good balance between casual and thoughtful snd tasty

>>225542008
Pretzels arent that difficult to make

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjdtfWlhev0

>>225542021
why, is giving too many compliments bad?

>>225542033
How can a suicide ever be 'unlawfully killed' though
Yeah I get the point was to bang on about lazy blacks but she was going to kill herself no matter what

>>225542057
Looks like a bouncy castle

>>225542068
dont change too much to try and please her she already likes you just be yourself

>>225542000
never met anyone with bpd or npd or anything like that so what are they like

she already fancies you and you've already agreed the plan for the evening why fil her up with surprise pasta when she just wnats to SHAG

>>225542032
Hmm yes but you see I have no evidence for against the existence of a platonic realm of ideals

baby cakes
you just don’t know know
how rorke rorke
how he loves you so

>>225542093
ok

>>225542083
Because his job was to monitor her and stop that? She was getting psychiatric treatment to stop that

>>225542097
gp

>>225542094
*For or against

>>225542093
good point

>>225542097
i had this on cd it cost £1.99 in hmv

>>225542083
wouldn't have killed herself if someone stopped her from doing so

>>225542094
The very existence of a concept of good suggests the existence of a platonic form of the good

wonder if any /brit/ posters are shagging right this second

I'm good looking and charming but I'm autistic and scared of intimacy

>>225542144
how so

>>225542155
Because

are there any nice gentle women or are they all mean

just get your cock out
in 99% of situations where you genuinely have no idea what to do, just get your cock out

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you have to eat ALL the gnocchi

>>225542097
as a young lad i used to put on those music channels where people can text in with photos and whenever ever baby cakes came on or that satisfaction song came on i hammered my wee willy to completion

>>225542146
all too busy worrying about the ratios of their gnocchi pasta bakes lad

>>225542144
can't you same the same of the concept god? did you just deboonk atheism?

>>225542179
scr

help me i want to die kill me quick help aahhhh

I just understand how a picture of him topless is evidence he is a rapist
I mean, he was always a dandy and slightly weird
But how is a picture of him topless incriminating exactly?
It does make you wonder

>>225542179
never had that

I'm handsome enough and personable and perfectly capable of talking to women but I am the laziest cunt on earth and I'm incapable of holding stable employment and have spent my entire life comfortably below the poverty line

>>225542155
Concepts must have absolute referents otherwise logic cannot exist. Denying the logic of sentences altogether

>>225542212
hs

https://youtu.be/0q6c0AKDKU4
Saw Sayuri in the last thread
Still cannae believe it desu

>>225542180
i wanked my willy to a black lady in a yellow bikini in the caribbean in some channel u video

this shall be my last post of the day goodnight chaps x

this year has went in so quickly

>>225542114
>>225542139
Gross negligence not unlawful killing
NEXT

>>225542239
goodnight, angel x

>>225542207
you’re a mong and probably ugly too

hope everything is a a a a a aa a a a a a a a a a aa a aa a a a lright
hope everything is aaa
a
aa
aa
a
aaaaa
a
a
aaa
lright

>spend years orbiting a girl at work who's' in a relationship
>becomes single and we text for months and eventually meet up
>miss obvious signals and don't make the move
>admits she fancies me and wants to meet again
>says she doesn't want dinner let's have drinks and a film
>decide I'll surprise her with a meal
>receive text from her today saying "you seemed really cool to begin with but then you got too drunk and made a fucking gnocchi pasta bake instead of shagging me so i dont want to see you again"
fucking hell lads what is wrong with me

>>225541838
egghead pointing a finger at me Scrom
didnt watch

asian people are so so frightening
rather be airdropped into gaza than have to live in chinaland

/brit/ discovers the ontological argument

>>225542033
shame helperlad won't do the same

>>225542283
Why's that?

>>225542219
Without this starting point you rely on ad-hoc presuppositions

>>225542283
they hate anyone who isnt part of their group

>>225542033
vegan parents fault
literally look at her

>>225542179
baroque and hysterical
>>225542278
contrived and not funny

>>225542300
When I look at them it feels like there is a huge scary spider crawling on me
They're uncanny it's like something resembling a zombie wherein they move and eat and look like humans but their brains are like AI and I've never seen one of them say anything human or make good art

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Guess who's back

Back again

Glenda's back

Tell a friend

there was a 18th century russian intellectual who said that all the peoples of the russian empire should mix together except jews who should be expelled

all the bitterness of my 20s seemed to subside by the time i came into my 30s
dont know if thats the same for the rest of you lot
by my 30s though id briefly had a girlfriend so maybe that had something to do with it

>DIY SOS is shelved by the BBC after 27 years due to budget cuts leaving host Nick Knowles devastated
End of an era

>>225542362
whats her personality like?

>>225541560
what if you go back in time and rape yourself would it be illegal under intertemporal law?

>>225542362
prim and proper
glenda got no time for nonsense

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I wish I were a biological woman ffs

>>225542362
very cute

THIS IS CHEADLE GALACTIC COMMAND TO ALL INTELLIGENT LIFE IN THE UNIVERSE
WE COME IN PEACE
WELCOME TO EARTH

>>225542414
you want to be a pretty popular girl but nobody wants to be an autistic ugly loser girl

>>225542381
she varies between demanding lots of affection and wanting to be left alone

She's from the streets so kinda makes sense

>>225542432
>nobody wants to be an autistic ugly loser girl
I would prefer to be that which is why I'm a certified tranny freak and other anon just has a fetish o algo

we had the computer in the living room at ours
and the family were out and i was looking at the nudey ladies
but then they came back suddenly and i couldnt close the windows so just pulled the power out
got a bit of stick for that cause they knew, like
anyway, never had a girlfriend in 35 years

ghost world is a good film and scar jo is very fit in it

>EverWind’s large-scale data centre in N.S. will power Anthropic’s Claude AI
LEGO de bomb blast (in minecraft)

>>225542455
4 dollars a pound

>>225542016
isn't ICD11 just muddying the water? all I've heard from it is renaming BPD to EUPD(emotionally unstable personality disorder)

>>225542455
funny geordie man
giz us another story

>>225542410
is trainspotting actually written like this. no wonder everyone just watches the film

>>225542470
she's in the new exorcist movie

>>225542443
men can sort of get away with being a bit ugly and socially inept because the expectations are much lower but being a socially inept ugly woman is a horrible life. i dont know why so many trans women seem to idolise it and want to be this way, if its just a fetish then ok but why revolve your life around trying to attain this misery

>>225542470
It's not good at all

im funny

Living large on a Friday night with my mates on brit.

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>best picture winners of the 2010s
I've seen King's Speech (2010) and Parasite (2019)
are there any in the middle i should watch

pretty sure I caught my sister's gender dysphoria

>>225542503
crazy how all these movies suck ass

>>225542495
shit taste

>>225542368
I put effort into dating in my 20s and had relationships and casual things but ultimately just realised I am not right in the head and am better off by myself

>>225542503
Only seen parasite
wouldn't watch the others with a gun to my head

really fucked up my life i can feel theres something going on with my liver but i cannot stop drinking i cant sleep without it and even if i could i get no other joy from the day. when im playing games or reading books or watching tv its always in my mind that this is ok but its not as good as getting drunk it would be nicer if i was drunk

>>225542503
dunno m8. hope this helps x

Found out when I left home that my parents would literally rummage through the rubbish in all the bins every few days to check what me and my siblings were buying and were up to
So in hindsight they must've known when I'd bought dildos and rammed them up my arse and such from the packaging thrown in the bins
I pretend like I never found that out and they pretend like they never did it now or else I suppose there could be no relationship between us

>>225542503
birdman was fun i guess
ive seen argo which is a tenser
parasite is gookshit slop and gets lauded the same way soulsgames get lauded for no apparent reason
for a zesty fodem like you i'd say watch moonlight

>>225542503
not a single movie that ive seen except I watched Green Book on youtube shorts

>>225542536
Score draw this mate. Both as bad as each other.

>>225542494
Contrary to what the British state and media says, science has long since proven through dozens of studies that genuine gender dysphoria is due to differences in brain structure

apparently me da knew I were gay when I were born

>>225542068
you reek of trying too hard, there's not much less attractive than desperation

pakirooing a beveragino

>>225542529
go to AA mate they all have this story likely

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argued with a man who looked like this today

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>>225542562

>>225542575
yeah and i won so remember that

he was a goy, she was a japanese cartoon
what more can i say

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This more like it. Bracing walk on the cards tomorrow.

>>225542503
I've watched birdman twice and neither time really knew if I'd enjoyed it or not but I'd give it another go. watched argo when it came out and I think it was quite good but can't really remember and never felt the urge to watch it again. rest are woke. hope my reviews help

>>225542529
>really fucked up my life i can feel theres something going on with my liver but i cannot stop drinking
ktim
having those greenish bum wipes which is apparently bile or your liver having a wobble and that, but here i am enjoying a bottle of red haha

tbf to women when i was in my 20s, i was heavily down the sissy hypno rabbit goon hole and i reckon they could pick up on that

>>225542529
ok but who asked

>>225542614
right

Have you ever baked, or at least tried, hardtack? As your host country has a proud history as a seafaring nation. I keep seeing Youtube videos about them

>>225542561
i dont doubt that but i find it hard to believe why you would hinder yourself if you are male. many women do have it easy but many linger at the bottom. few existences are more worthless than that of an ugly autistic female

>>225542033
grim, only 14. it's hard to grasp it

i been sober more than a year
I'll likely get back on the drink when my life isn't utter shit

>>225542637
the only seas i get on are the cans

>>225542614
in my 20s id occasionally get upside down and cum on my own face and I'm sure I gave off that sort of vibe

>>225542637
no x

>>225542637
shut the fuck up you literal mong sami cunt. sweden should’ve eradicated you

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>>225542225